Hey guys, I'm calling dibs on this pony. No one else

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>>27830548
I will fight you for her

>>27830548
You can have her

>>27830563
You should have called her first if you really wanted her.

>>27830572
http://youtu.be/PXyGLbedfQM

>>27830548
Yeah, whatever, you can have that roastie slut

>>27830593
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? No one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

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Anon's waifu...

I'LL STEAL HER! AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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>>27830548
She's already used to the point of breaking.
You couldn't donate her to charity.

>>27830622
I know you stole her Dan.

>>27830632
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

>>27830609
Your mom

>>27830658
You can have her, just stay the FUCK away from my waifu.

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>>27830648

CONFOUND THOSE ANONYMOUS POSTERS! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

>>27830655
Crying at people won't solve anything man.

>>27830665
Who is your waifu?

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>>27830674
2savage4me

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>>27830678
Best pony, of course.

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>>27830691
*Target acquired*
*Engage waifu theft protocol*

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>>27830718
Not today, Brad.

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>>27830729
She's already mine

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>>27830755
Not gonna lie, this one actually was personnel, kid.

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>>27830766
Cute. But you'll have to do better than that

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>>27830780
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*

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>>27830806
She looks lovely in this outfit, don't you think?
http://youtu.be/jpkeAQG6kQw

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>>27830806
My man is getting his own mini. How butthurt are you?

>>27830818
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.?

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>>27830806
You should have picked a better waifu mate. Mine used him as a tool and threw him away so he can go and steal your waifu.

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>>27830850
Have you met our son?

>>27830856
Your waifu isn't even canon. Literally DA OC tier.

>>27830857
>implying that kid isn't mine

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>>27830866
By your logic, i stole your waifu, and your son

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>>27830866
>2016
>Still thinks this sexy mare isn't canon.

>>27830881
>implying EQG is canon

>>27830876
By your logic, you're proud of being the beta bux while I'm the bull.

>>27830886
>Implying FiM is canon
Some people...

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>>27830886
I stole your waifu.
I'm raising your son as my own so he can also steal waifus.
You still think you're the alpha?

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>>27830902
I fuck my waifu on the reg while you slave away to give her money and pay to raise my spawn. While you're flipping burgers, I'm cumming inside Rarity on "your" bed. Better hope Mr. Shekelstein gives you more hours, because there's probably another kid coming soon after the load I just fired off into her womb.

>>27830913
>Waifu got stolen by far superior male
>Still thinks she would get up on that chode again.

>>27830923
>chode
>implying my dick isn't 10 inches flaccid

lmoa your micropenis will never satisfy her the way I can.

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>>27830913
That's nice.
Btw wish you could be here at the beach

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>>27830937
>no hooves
Keep your non-canon trash

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>>27830945
No matter what world it is, Rarity is mine

>>27830932
>Implying I'd want to stick my dick in your slutty, infested ex-waifu.

>>27830945
>Hooves
Check out this faggot. He thinks the show is canon.

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>>27830956
Then explain what she's doing in my bedroom. I though your post was so funny I told her to stop sucking my dick for a second to read it. We're both LMAOing @ ur life right now you lonely faggot.

>>27830981
That's a Rarity figure that you got for about $2 at a walmart

>>27830981
Thats a clone she created so you don't realize that shes at my house in the mountains.

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>>27830996
Nope, she's the real deal. I opened the portal to Equestria myself and brought her back.

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>>27830981
Game over anon.
I win

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>>27831008
I actually feel sorry for you.
This is sad

>>27831027
>get BTFO
>"I-I f-feel sorry for you"

Fuck outta here

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>>27831035
What you have in your possession is a piece of plastic. Rarity is here with me

>>27831042
Delude yourself all you want, this is the one and only real life Rarity. Believe me, when I'm cumming in her pooper, that's definitely not plastic I'm feeling.

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>>27831053
It doesn't even look like Rarity

>>27831053
Wow so your dick is small enough to fit in that piece of plastic? No wonder you got fucked mate.

>>27831071
You've been jerking off to autistic fanart for so long that you forgot what a real pony looks like. We're both sitting here laughing at your pathetic life. Just look at yourself, posting images of Flash Sentry on your phone while I'm here fucking a real life pony.

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>>27831079
Cucked*

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>>27831084
Well done anon, well done
HOWEVER
if you have the real deal, one and only Rarity with you, then who is this?

>>27831098
A cheap knockoff. I brought her through the portal myself, so I know mine is real.

>>27831111
Surely you know that you're only lying to yourself

>>27831111
Oh... um...well...um... *runs from the quads*

>>27831123
You know that what I'm saying is the truth. You can't argue with those quads.

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>>27831111
>>27831124
>>27831128
These numbers you all obsess over mean nothing to me

>>27831145
What would your mother say if she knew that you had filled up the iphone she bought you with pictures from a little girl's cartoon movie? She'd probably be disgusted. My mom, on the other hand is proud of me for achieving a committed, stable relationship with a beautiful mare so I can eventually continue the family line with her. She even leaves condoms at my door every night (not that I actually use them lmoa).

Anyway, it's been fun but Rarity and I are headed to bed. We've got a busy day tomorrow.

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>>27831184
Very well.
Run anon, run