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Daddonequus: Back to school Edition

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Anon finds themselves trapped inside of the body of a young colt in Equestria. Only to be adopted by Discord, chaos and shenanigans quickly ensue. Now with ziggers!

Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, draw something or just chill with us on the never ending ride.


Pastebins:

Erf: http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111

Elo (PhD Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

Coffeeholic (Italian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic

Laskvurel (George): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel

Bunny (AnonFilly & Elis): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood

Ben Dover (Edgycolt): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover

Hoers (MIA, probably dead IRL): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers

Cockfish (Tentacles Anoncolt): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh

Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
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So now we wait for Elo to post his update
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>>27822169
Should I post my update or wait for tomorrow?
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>>27822203
You could post it to hold us over until Erf's update
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>>27822203
Dunno. Was Erf about to start posting?
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>>27822215
Ok

>”Anon, right? What was that?” A pink filly asks you the moment you step out the classroom… hmm it was that nerd filly that you shared tables with
“About what? You mean the test? Nothing I just got a perfect score”
>The pink filly looks at you with certain distrust ”On one of the infamous Miss Sunny Hill’s math tests? On your first day in the most prestigious school in Equestria? Did you study or something?”
“That’s right, a perfect score, and nope I didn’t study… I’m that good” You can’t help but to give this naive child a smug smile
>And well, why you wouldn’t feel confident right now. When you think about it these are just kids and you are a goddamn MIT graduate and one of the best in your field…
>The pink filly narrows her eyes at you “There’s something odd about you… I don’t know why… But you don’t seem like a normal colt”
>Oh so she was salty… like if you cared about that
“Well, all things considered my situation is not really regular among other kids, right?”
>The pink pony shakes her head “I’m not talking about that. In fact, I don’t care that you are a prince, not at all… I’m talking about you… there’s definitely something reeeeeally weird about you”
>The filly was giving you a weird look, but meh you didn’t have the time or will for this, so you turn around and go down the hall, following the signs that said “school yard”
>”Wait!” The filly yells, running towards you and eventually catching up “Ugh! Don’t you have any manners? Leaving a conversation just like that is super rude!” She angrily exclaims
>You cock an eyebrow at her and give her a stoic look
“Seriously? Because accusing others of cheating and “being weird” is not really high class either”
>The filly gasps at this feeling mildly offended “That’s because you ARE being weird!”
>You know, now you were really wondering why Cherrywood didn’t have any friends before you met her, this brat was really starting to get on your nerves
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>>27822203
As you want.
Is almost night and I think Erf has green to share.
But I really woulnd't mind reading what's next from your story.

Gonna dump when you finish.
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>>27822224
“Listen… uh what was your name again?”
>”You don’t even remember my name?!” The filly yells at you
“Is not like we have been lifetime friends, this is literally the first time I speak to you if we don’t count my class introduction”
>You realize that you’ve reached the entrance of the school yard, but the filly stands in front of you and extends her hoof
>You look to her hoof then to the school yard’s doors and then to the filly
“What are you doing?”
>”Ugh! … I’m Comet Trail” She then gives you a very awkward expression “And… I guess is a pleasure to meet you?”
>You roll your eyes at her but comply with her little introduction nonetheless
“Very well Comet Trail, I’m Anon”
>”And I am Melodica!” Another young female voice yells, making you react with a yelp
“Where did you came from?!”
>It was the magenta filly from your class, the very energetic one
>”I was following the both of you, of course!” She giggles before turning to Comet Trail with a worried look “And Comeeet, why have you been bullying Anon?! Is his first day! We should be showing him the school and being friends!
>”Oh come on Melodica! You know very well that nopony has ever got a perfect score in one of those surprise tests… much less a pony without a cutie mark!” Comet Trail replies to her friend while also pointing at your flank
>Melodica looks at your flank for a brief moment before realizing what her friend meant ”Oooooooh that’s right! Anon you don’t own a cutie mark… but why? You seem to be veeeery smart… probably as smart as Comet Trail!”
>”Ehh?” Comet Trail chuckles nervously “I wouldn’t say that kind of things yet. I mean he might have got lucky with the test”
>There it was that fucking shit about the magical tattoo, why was so fucking important anyways? It just represented what you are supposed to be good at or some stuff like that
“I don’t know and honestly don’t care, now if you excuse me”
>You walk past them to open the doors to the school yard
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>>27822251
“Uhhhh I wouldn’t do that if I were you” Melodica suggest with a nervous voice
>But you didn’t care, you already had enough, you just wanted to check the goddamn school yard and eat your goddamn lunch. You open the doors not bothering to reply to the filly
>And the moment you do…
>“THERE HE IS!” A bunch of young voices exclaims in unison
“What the hell is this?”
>It was a fairly big conglomeration of foals that were eagerly waiting in the school yard for someone, but who were they waiting for and with such anticipation?
>Was a celebrity or someone important coming today to this school? Because… Oh that’s right… you were a prince now
“Oh shi-“
>The multitude rushes towards you, but before they can overwhelm you with whatever the hell they wanted you rapidly shut the doors and lock them with a broom that was lying nearby.
“WHAT WAS THAT?!”
>”Well Melodica did try to tell you to not open those doors but you had to be a knuckle head and not listen to what she had to say” Comet Trail answers you, you clearly could tell that she was enjoying this.
>”Yeah, I’m sorry Anon but you that was really, really rude” the magenta filly now was scolding you
>You hear a loud crack noise; you turn around and see the doors starting to give in under a big pressure. Goddamn what could they possibly be do- Oh that’s right… magic, man fuck that shit
>Well, they wanted you that much was obvious, the question right now was
“Where can I find a safe place to hide from them?”
>”Hmph, we are not answering any of your questions until you apologize” Cosmet Trail looks away and crosses her hooves
>”Yeah, you need to apologize” Melodica imitates her friend and crosses her hooves, letting out a little “hmph” too
>You could see the broom starting to crack under the pressure, the doors starting to open
“Oh come on! You can’t possibly be serious!”
>”We are completely serious, you want our help? Then apologize” Cosmet Trails doesn’t even bother to look at you
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>>27822282
>”Yeah, you have to apologize for being a meanie” Melodica complements her friend’s act
>You hear another loud crack… that broom won’t hold on for much longer… god fucking dammit! Fucking kids!
“Alright, alright! I’m sorry ok? I shouldn’t have acted the way I did”
> Comet Trail looks at you then at her friend ”Hmmm? What do you think Melodica? Will that be enough?”
>Melodica nods and then gives you a cheerful smile “Yup! Now listen Anon-“
>*CRACK!* The broom finally gives in and the doors opens from pair to pair letting in the multitude of colts and fillies that so badly wanted to get to you
>”LOOK EVERYPONY HE’S THERE!” A fat colt points his hoof at you
>In retrospective you shouldn’t have just stayed close to the door instead of actually finding a safe place on your own.
>You stay there frozen until Comet Trail finally snaps you out “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? RUN!”
>And boy you run as fast as your little legs allowed you too, but it doesn’t take long until the older and bigger students catch up with you and close every exit you could take…
>you were surrounded from every side… goddamn there was no escape from this, and they are approaching closer and closer with each second.
“Come on guys, I just want to go and eat my lunch in peace…”
>But they weren’t listening, a chill goes down your spine, the other ponies were already approaching and a myriad of dumb questions was impeding you from even hearing your thoughts
>Some of them carried cameras, other notebooks… it was like that bunch of journalists but worse since these were actual kids.
> “Oh but what manners are these!? You are all behaving like commoners; stop this barbaric act at once!” A very snobbish voice stops the crowd, they all look with shock at the pony that was behind you…
>You didn’t dare to turn and look the one that saved your ass, because you knew damn well whose voice that was…
>”EEEE is Prince Blueblood!” A filly yells
>”Oh and he’s sooooooo cute!” Another one exclaims
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>>27822306
>Goddamn it was Blueblood, and he surely was loving all the attention he was getting from the students. He was making his snobbish smile while signing a few autographs and taking a few photos with groups of more grown up fillies
>After a few minutes, Blueblood finally makes his announcement ”Now be gone with you! Because I, Prince Blueblood and my favorite cousin have to talk about subjects related to royalty!”
>At least they listened; the crowd retreated to the schoolyard clearly disappointed about not getting whatever the fuck they wanted from you, wait a minute… he wanted to talk to you? Why?
>Blueblood then turns to you and gives you a weird, almost sinister grin ”Ahhh there you are, my favorite cousin! Have you been enjoying your first at the Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns?” He chuckles to himself “Of course you are, this is the most exclusive school in all of Equestria!”
“Blueblood… What are you doing here?”
>Blueblood gasps, faking shock and sadness by closing his eyes, putting his right hoof where his heart would be and displaying a sorrowful face
> “Oh my, do my ears deceive me? Is my lovely cousin not happy to see, me? My, these are truly terrible news that completely shatters my heart into pieces!” he then opens his eyes, frantically looking for something
>”Where’s everypony?” He asks completely baffled and still looking for something
“What do you mean with “everypony”? You just told them to scram”
>”Yeah, we saw everything!” Huh, Melodica and Comet Trail were still here. Well if Blueblood pushed your fucking teeth in at least there would be witnesses.
>Blueblood glare at those two “I wasn’t speaking to you” he basically growls at those two in such way that it makes them back off a little “Anyways, disregarding plebeian words…” He regains his composure looking at you with that snobbish grin of his… what an asshole
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>>27822316
“Blueblood, what are you doing here? And what do you mean with favorite cousin? After what happened a couple days ago I pretty much hate your guts”
>”Oh, Anon!” Blueblood again fakes his sadness “Such harsh words coming from such young colt, and after I did so much to come and see you!”
>You look at him with a stoic face… what did he want?
“Listen dude, I have no interest in whatever you are selling, so please… let me go and eat my lunch”
>Blueblood walks towards you and places his hoof, in a firm but friendly way around your neck “Oh don’t act like such an angry commoner, Anon! You are a prince now! And as royalty we have to stick together, we can’t just go there mixing with inferior ponies” he glances at both Melodica and Comet Trails with a gaze of disdain when spoke those last words.
>You try to break free from his grip, but he was obviously much stronger than you. You try to use your magic but he quickly taps your horn with his hoof, making you break the spell and feel a little dizzy
>”Hey, let him go away, you big, fat jerk!” Comet Trail snaps at him, but is shut up by Blueblood’s glare
>Blueblood starts whispering into your ear ”Listen Anon, I know you don’t like me, but trust me when I say this: you and I are going to be the best friends ever!”
“Friends? Dude, it sounds more like you are a weirdo! Let me go already!”
>”Oh? So you are feeling uncomfortable?” Blueblood lets you go, but since you were pushing with a lot of force the moment he lets you go you fall onto the floor.
“Ugh… just.. leave”
>”Very well, Anon” Blueblood gives you a fake smile “Just because you asked, but I’m serious when I say that I will show you not only the good life, but the best one! You will love being a prince so much that you won’t think about anything else other than how great being royalty is!”
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>>27822329
>Blueblood comes a little closer to you, in fact he was so close that you could almost smell his disgustingly mint-like breath “And maybe as friends and family you can introduce me to those wonderful ponies that work in those newspapers” He wiggle his eyebrows
“What? You mean those douchebags? My mom already told them to never bother me again!”
>Blueblood lets out a little laugh “How naïve of you! Feather Dust doesn’t give up a story that easily… and I’m sure that you will want advice from an expert when it comes to handling an interview made by her”
“Feather, who? … oh ….. ooooooooh … her”
>That incredibly ugly mare that was more annoying than an Italian gypsy
“I really don’t want to talk to her ever again… I don’t think that my stomach could handle”
>Blueblood lets out another laugh “Oh Anon, I’m so sorry but she won’t give in until she gets what she wants… so maybe I can help you out with her, you know… as friends?
>Hmmm…. That didn’t sound too bad, but then again this fucking cunt was going to smack you like a housewife the other day, so you better take his words with precaution
>Before you could say anything the bell rings, letting everyone in the school know that recess was over… aw fucking shit, you couldn’t eat your fucking lunch
>”Hmm? Oh it seems that is my cue to leave” Blueblood gently raises you from the ground using his magic “Ta-Ta Anon, this was a fun and friendly conversation, please think about what I just told and remember…” He glares at the two fillies again “Never mix with plebeians, that’s the number one rule of royalty”
>And just like that Blueblood takes his leave, letting you not really confused but more like worried about what he was planning to do if things won’t go his way.
>”Oh geez, that Blueblood is nothing like the magazines says he’s a total jerk!” Melodica finally breaks the silence with an energetic remark
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>>27822344
>”Yeah, I can’t believe that I liked him… err I mean…” Comet Trail blushes a little before noticing that you weren’t actually paying attention to them
>You look at the two fillies, they were genuinely worried… not about the class but more about you. You close your eyes and take a deep breath.
>”Are you okay?” Comet Trail asks you
>You nod, but you were not looking at her, your focus was in somewhere else
“Yeah, it’s just that… I don’t trust in that guy”
>”And with good reason, he was being a complete snob!” Comet Trail answers you
>”Yeah! And then he was trying to pass as your friend! What a jerk!” Melodica makes a little angry voice that you found cute
>It was obvious even for these kids that Blueblood was faking all of this just to get attention… but what worried you were the things that he would be able to do in order to get that…
>Comet Trail looks at the clock hanging in one of the hallways and then turns to you and Melodica
>“Uh… Anon, I think that we better leave soon, Miss Sunny Hill doesn’t take kindly ponies arriving late after recess” Comet Trail says with a hurried voice
>”OOOOOH, I know what she’s talking about! And trust me, you don’t want to know what she’s talking about!” Melodica makes a shivering motion to emphasize how scary that cunt of a teacher was
>You laugh a little at this and take another deep breath… eh whatever Blueblood was planning, it wasn’t something that couldn’t be fixed, and if it got out of hand… you were sure that a certain guard would put him in his place
“Ok, let’s go, I don’t want to give Sunny Hill any reason to send me to detention after I aced that test of hers.”
>The three of you start walking towards the classroom
>”What happened to your beloved cousin’ number one rule of royalty?” Comet Trail teases you with a playful tone that only makes you growl
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>>27822352
“He can stick it inside his horrible mane”
>Melodica breaks into laughter “Anon, that joke was terrible!”
>Comet Trails can’t help but laugh “Yeah, you really suck at humor”
>The three of you shares a few laughs before finally entering the classroom, it doesn’t take much for the rest of the fillies to arrive
>Sunny Hill resumes the class, looking pretty much recovered from the early shock. The class itself was really nothing to worry about since it was just more math.
>After a while the bell rings again, putting an end to your first day at the Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns.
>Comet Trails tells you to go before the schoolyard stuff repeats, advice that you follow by making a mad dash to the exit.
>When you finally exit the school you can see a familiar pony eagerly waiting for you at the front yard
>”Anon! Kekeke~ I found you!” The young bat rushed towards you and gives you a big, warm hug

There we go mates, hope you like it
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Since Elo posted and Erf is going to post in a hour or so, I'm gonna continue my story tomorrow's afternoon so the thread isn't slow.
Just going to post this that I already posted in bump limit plus three extra lines

>Discord claps his claws twice, making a portal with the size of your body appear in front of you
>Does he want you to step inside? You kind of have a bad feel about that portal
>Well, it shouldn’t be bad or hurt you. Unless this is a dark hole or has tentacles in the end
>Your curiosity gets the best of you and you try to see anything from outside the portal without stepping inside, but some strange force from inside the portal sucks you in
“Ayyy, avisa cabró-“ You scream while closing your eyes as the portal sucks you in
>You open your eyes and see yourself flying across various colors. Is like if you were in drugs… various items were flying near and away from you. Clocks, candies, houses in… miniature? Ugh, this looks trippy or as if you were traveling in a Tardis
>Another portal at the end of the multi colors opens wide. Must be the exit or entrance…
“Whooooooaaaaaa!”
>In a blink of an eye you appear in the sky of some big city. It looked way too medieval
>Your pony body lands with its butt on a sidewalk of a street
>Good thing you landed slowly and without any bruise. Next time you’ll recommend Discord a parachute. Why? Well, for fashion landing, that’s why
>Although, as you turn your head and look around… there was nothing but silence. There wasn’t even wind and the city seemed pretty desolated
>AY DIOS
>Did you go colorblind all of the sudden!?
>M-Maybe you even got deaf! You can’t hear a damn shit!
“DISCORD! WHERE ARE YOU?”
>Wait… as you look at the portal that still was in the sky, it had… colors on it. Aaaand you can hear your damn kid voice, so… you are not deaf. What’s going on, then?
>Nobody is around, the colors are gray and there isn’t sound. Are you in a black and white movie? Hmm…
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>Your mind was screaming. You could feel the walls of your sanity falling apart.
>The Captain?! The puppy was the Captain?! The runt?! Discord let him out too!?...wait...no
>You slowly take a quick glance at Applebloom, something Nymous notices. When you turn your head back towards her. Her grin reaches Grinch levels.
"..y-you....."
>Nymous finally spoke a low whisper "It isn't easy anymore...is it?"
>Your eye twitches from the full realization that she fucking did it on purpose. She saved Diamond Tiara to gain her favor, then made sure you saved Applebloom to accidentally gain back hers. How did she.....did she really take your advice on improving her planning? There had to be a flaw.....
>......oh god....
>You fly into a silent rage. Everything was falling apart instantly.Everything was going to fall apart further if she kept this up. She was undoing everything like it was a goddamn single line of thread to be pulled.
>In a blind rage, you put your hooves around her neck and start choking the shit out of her.
>But she only giggles and lays on her belly as she tilts to the side to grab onto you and nuzzle you "Oh my little brother, I didn't know how affectionate you are. Come here and give your sister a sibling embrace"
>NGH
"I'm trying to kil-NGHHHH"
>She squeezes you tightly and starts rolling onto her back. giggling "Oh, how I've waited so long for this"
>Goddammit, another thing you forgot was that Chrysalis was strong as fuck. Even stronger now since there was love all over the goddamn room. You couldn't break free and she was nearly crushing you.
>And then you hear it...laughter from the other foals in the room. Not your friends, not even the colts, as they started wondering if they could get in on that. But the fillies were laughing. Were they laughing because it was cute? or because it made you seem weak? you didn't know...YOU DIDN'T KNOW
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>>27822361
>Cherrywood
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Finally caught up with your pastebin, Erf. I can't tell you how fucking happy I am now that the sister Chrysalis arc is starting.
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>>27822361
YES, BEST BAT HAS RETURNED TO HISS AT EVERY FUCKER THAT DARES TO MESS WITH HER ANON
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>>27822585
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COLTFRIEND
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>>27822469
>She finally releases you from her grip while you were trying to pull back.
>You roll back like a ball and slam your head on a desk while upside down, then your body drops forward onto your back. You look up straight in the air, seeing stars and blurs.
>"Hey, we can get a hug right?" Snails asked
>"Yeah, that hug was so good it even sent Anon flying. Me next, me next!" Another colt calls out
>"Hurrah for Anon's sister! the Sister of the hero colt! Giver of hugs!" Snips called out
>Even the smaller fillies were getting onto the action. Diamond Tiara as well, she didn't even seem to notice you fell back and hit your head. Her reasoning was she now wanted to get closer to her future "sister in law"
>"Geez, everypony loves your sister, huh?" Sweetie Belle Walks over to you, and helps you up.
>"Yeah, look at them all. I've never seen this much enthusiasm to be hugged by a pony before. They already think she's super great." Scootaloo adds, feeling a little jealous "So she took a bite form a puppy, big deal. Rainbow Dash has handled a lot more than that"
>Applebloom wasn't among them, she behind the crowd of foals. Using the position to be alone and collect her thoughts.
>You yourself also had to collect yours. You also had to ask if they heard anyone talking about anything related while you were in her embrace.
"Yeah...she's real great"
>you say sarcastically
"....any idea why the fillies in the class were giggling at me?"
>Sweetie Belle tapped at her badge, feeling jealous that now nobody seemed to care about it. She was even building up jealousy towards you. But was doing her best to hide it. "Ehhh, they just find it "adorable" that you and Nymous are getting along so well despite the fact that she just showed up. I dunno, I 'm glad that she found you...but you didn't even know that she existed. It just seems really weird to me. Especially since all the boys in the class are acting all goofy around her. She ain't that cute"
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>>27822585
So much shit needs to be fixes on that though. Mostly just alarms and necks.
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>>27822693
I really hope that the drawfag finishes that pic someday
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>>27822693
Arms*

>>27822731
Might do something, if only because rushing it out left me with results I disgust.

Busy with confliction and demotivation tho. Maybe later.

Not doing the starlight anon thing though.
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>>27822755
Please drawfag, we love you and love your work.
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>>27822633
>"Yeah, She doesn't have that lean and strong look Rainbow Dash has. And yet they are all falling for her for some reason....it's weird. It's a good thing you aren't like that Anon...actually, it's kinda weird. I'd think you'd be crying and sobbing knowing you had a sister."
>Crying and sobbing?
>Crying..and sobbing? No,...in front of everyone? noooo..no..no
"No, I wouldn't do that. I mean, we just met. And that hug? It was just so she'd feel better. She seemed like she needed it"
>"Yeaaaahhhhh, it looks like she needs ALL the hugs..." Sweetie Belle found it just...really eerie how everyone was just flocking around her. "Anyway.." Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo pull you away to a corner.
"Wha? Hey..what's up..Why are you two pulling me away like that?"
>"Shhhhhh" Sweetie Belle shushes you
"...don't shush me ok? I have a lot of things going on in my mind and I don't need anything else. So what..what's going on?"
>"Yeesh, you're being touchy all of a sudden." Sweetie Belle notices, not liking your reaction at all.
"Yeah well....just deal with it. I'm not in the mood"
>You really weren't. You had to compile everything in your head. All that info. And try to counter Chrysalis somehow.
>"Deal with it? You do realize we now have to help you with Applebloom right? Or did you not notice she's fallen for you again....all that hard work..wasted." Sweetie Belle let out an agitated sigh.
>"...Hey Sweetie Belle, relax a little. Anon's sister did just show up. And that puppy attack? Come on, what were the odds? I can get why Anon is upset....plus..y'know, you kinda been high and mighty yourself since you got that badge" Scootaloo points out. actually being a voice of reason.
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>>27822755
I understand man. take your time. I for one don't mind if you do art or not for the thread. Like everyone tells me all the time. if you aren't having fun, don't do it.
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>>27822361
Finally
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>>27822819
>Sweetie Belle looks to the bandages on your legs....then she takes a quick glance at hers. She thought Scootaloo was right. Especially the fact that the puppy seemed damned quick,strong, and smart. "Sorry...I guess I have gotten a little full of myself since I got this badge...but, y'know...I'm really good at this"
>"I know, the badge is great. But we gotta think about Applebloom too..." Scootaloo looks to you "Anon, she's in deep. I mean, when Sweetie Belle fell for you it was easy. But Applebloom is something else"
>..you had heard...you look to Sweetie Belle with half slanted, unamused eyes.
"So...how exactly did that come about anyway?"
>"....I don't wanna say" Sweetie Belle turned her head away. It wasn't that she was shy, it's just that she felt it was shameful.
>But you didn't pick up on that.
"Sweetie Belle, please tell me you don't have a crush on me..."
>"What?! No....not anymore...ergh..." Sweetie Belle did a complete about face, feeling stupid about it. "I thought you were neat way back when you told Diamond Tiara off. I thought you were brave and even a little bad..it was neat....egh" She then turned her head to you and shook it, both at you and about her own foolishness "Then I realized how dumb that was, that I'm too young for that sort of thing, and the way you act, I'd probably end up wanting to slam a rolling pin on your face. No offense, but I really don't see what Applebloom or Diamond Tiara sees in you"
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>>27823007
"...Neither do I... I like Diamond Tiara and all. But part of me even wonders if I was making the right decision"
>"I'm with you on that. After that whole thing with Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee, I never want to deal with love again...ever" Scootaloo found the whole thing fruitless.
>"Well I don't wanna give up on it. And what do you mean "you wonder". Just because I don't want you doesn't mean to give up....we all went through so much trouble. So you're not walking out of it now. Everything will be fine when we get can Applebloom to relax about the whole thing..." Sweetie Belle then began to tap at her chin "But how..."
>Sweetie Belle couldn't think of anything upon Cheerilee's return. She brought with her a few burly stallions to look for the puppy. She also managed to bring over a doctor.
>The doctor wanted to see both you and Nymous. He looked at you since you were younger. He didn't like the bite on your leg. Especially since he'd never seen such a big bite from such an apparent small dog. He tells you that Cheerilee's work on the leg is fine. Just don't do any running and you could still walk around.
>For Nymous. He found it odd, to him, the wound was very minor. a contrast from what he was told. Even Cheerilee found it odd. But that crafty bugbutt just explained it away as everyone making a bigger deal out of it due to the situation being so hot...or something like that.
>Cheerilee thought it'd be good to end the class early. With the stallions out and about, she thought it'd be safe to let the foals out. She'd stand to the front of the school to make sure they all left without worry.
>As for the CMC. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle decided they'd try talking to Applebloom again. But Sweetie Belle made the extra explanation that you need to deal with it yourself eventually. Or else everything will go sour.
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>>27823361
>....you'd really have to. But first, you had to figure out what the fuck Chrysalis was doing. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon wanted to spend the rest of the day with you. But you just smile and tell them that you want to spend the day with your new sister. Get to know her, and see if you can get her settled with your father. Thankfully, they buy it. You needed that. You also had to make sure that Diamond Tiara never noticed Applebloom was falling in deep for you. Because Applebloom already seemed like she was willing to cut right in.
>You walk out with Nymous. But of course, she had to give all the colts who swarmed her a goodbye kiss. Nearly knocking each and every one of them out. Cheerilee thought it was cute. You internally groaned.
>You both start walking through the streets of Ponyville.
".....So what's your endgame? Ruining my life completely?"
>"That's pretty melodramatic, don't you think? Anypony can handle a love triangle if they aren't a complete pansy. What happened to you? Was Twilight Sparkle's garbage really that influential?"
"It's not garbage!...it's just..it just feels nicer to be nice. Are you telling me being around all those kids. Being liked. Being adored. Saving Diamond Tiara but not really. You didn't feel a thing?"
>"I did"
>Nymous rubs her stomach "Do you realize how long it's been since I had a full feast of ponies? Stallions are such idiots. Even when they are young they will completely fall for a pretty face. Come on Anon.." She says in a gentle yet sultry voice "come closer to your sister." She gently bumps your side with her own.
>You let out an "ehhh"
"Chrysalis...why Applebloom? What did you even tell her when you spoke to her privately?...and do NOT tell me it's a secret. I'm not in the mood."
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>>27823473
>"Not in the mood? I'm actually glad to hear that. It means you're getting your backbone back" She gives you a sly grin before gently sliding her hoof along your back. secind a nice tingly feeling. But as nice as it was, you still slap her hoof away.
"Cut it out and answer the damn question."
>"I shouldn't need to answer the question. Considering I've told you more than once what I'm doing"
"You mean not being nice? Because I told you, I like being nice..."
>"And I think that's a lie. I know it's a lie Anon..I've pratically wrote the book on it. Anon..everything has been a lie. You're colthood and life in Equestria is no different that what I'm doing now. You're fooling ponies into believing you are a lost colt. Just as I'm fooling them into thinking I'm your sister. See how easy I made it look? That's the problem right there, you're becoming decadant on friendship and caring. And it's making you weak. And given that documentary. Being a weak civilian gets you crushed like a bug.." Nymous chuckled "Or your entire kingdom crushed like one...Buenos Aires, that's such a dumb name"
>You step in front of her to stop her, annoyed as shit now. She was expecting too much from you. And it seemed having her watch Starship Troopers was a mistake.
"Will..you...just...STOP! Fine...FINE! ok? I get it. For some reason you want me to step up and fix this love triangle you have gotten me into"
>She smirks at you as she corrects you "You mean love triangle you were already in, don't blame me for your handiwork. And it is good work. The taste is exquisite"
>You started growling as you grind your teeth.
"Just......stooooooop"
>She gives you a head pat "I don't think I will. Let me be more clear so you'll stop telling me to stop and stop asking the same insipid question"
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I think Anon should tell Chrysalis about a week ago and the castle incident. Celestia wanted Chrysalis or the horn and Anon decided her over the horn.
And in case "Nymous" gets over annoying, Anon could threat her with revealing her identity.
Is true vs lies. As always, who'll win?
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>>27823600
>"You see Anon. Discord is really the one who wants this. I was just doing it because it let's me stay out and feed as much as I wish. But, I admit. I do have an attachment to you that could be referred as friendship and it pains me...just pains me to see you acting like such a wimp. You're like family to me Anon. A Member of the hive. And just like any member of my hive. I refuse to see you reduce yourself to being like everypony else. I mean this, I mean the these words. I like being your friend, you didn't really try to change me and you and I could enjoy our time together without you taking anything personally while I both had fun with you and used you for food. It was mutual, and I admit. That documentary really spoke to me. If I could visit the human world just once so I could steal their weapons and learn their techniques properly..I would. But that's just a silly folly I can't waste time chasing. If I can get you back to how you were originally were, then good. But...if I can shape you into what I'd actually consider a brother...all the better. Because Anon..at this point. You're my friend until you're dead or I find somepony better"
>You didn't know how to reply to that. It both angered and...touched you. But, did you really change that much to even she would have second thoughts on her friendship with you? Hell, it was a surprise just to hear her admit that at all. But...you couldn't be like that anymore.
"Chrysalis..everytime I get uppity. I end up hurting somepony or losing something. I still haven't gotten my horn back."
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>>27823651
>"...and if you continue down this path then you will become worthless and unable to protect anypony. Anon, I am the queen of my hive. And they protect me just as I protect them. You know that I insert myself into all my plots. I'm not like those other fools who leave it up to their useless dregs. We all pull our weight...I hate to say this but...mnnn" She groans "But protecting the lives of ponies should be more important than losing your nerve..ngh" She felt a sour taste in her mouth "And...your true friends will stick by you no matter what...mnnn" She coughs a little before wiping her mouth "...And besides, if you want an example from my perspective. Most of every empire I've taken over and drained were due to becoming loving and trusting. Take Twilight Sparkle for example...she was annoying the hell out of me the entire time I was trying to get Canterlot. My mistakes aside, it was her being nosy and snoopy and snooty that may have helped win the day for her. And if that doesn't convince you...then I have other ways"
>....did she? use episode logic on you? Like..an actual example you yourself would have normally used. It actually started to make you think.
"....I dunno Chrysalis...it's hard."
>"But I'm right. If she had decided to play nice like her friends. She'd have never found Cadence and I would have had my win"
"......mnnnn"
>She moves up close to you and gives you a gentle hug. "You know I'm right Anon..the sooner you admit it. The faster we can move on. Because you may not realize it now. But I can already tell you realize I'm right. And are probably on the track to following the right path...Don't fight it Anon."
>.....
>You push yourself away....you had one last card. You could feel yourself doubting yourself. But this play...it might be as powerful as hers.
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>>27823683
"Chrysalis..my horn. You know I don't have it. But there's a little more to the story than that..and it involves you"
>Chrysalis groans "Considering she knows about me...I figure she gave you the ultimatum of outing me or taking the horn...and you chose the horn"
"Is it that obvious? So then...what do you think of that then? I didn't want to lose you, you know? I really do consider you my friend. Just because you figure it out doesn't make it any less meaningful..."
>You go back in and give her a hug, even nuzzling your head into her chest. It wasn't really injured. So you weren't afraid of hurting her.
"And I do like hanging out with you...just not when you're being a colossal asshole...You're a good friend Chrysalis."
>That has to work.
>She gently wraps her hoof around you and rubs along your back to give you affection. "I do too Anon..I do too....but that doesn't change a thing. That was just a choice you made...the right choice no doubt. But it's a choice that doesn't make a change in this relationship." She looks at you with a sweet smile as she takes a step back "You'll learn eventually...." She lets out a cute giggle "Like I said, I'm not Discord. You're not going to get me to be sentimental just because you protected me. Now..why don't you introduce me to Twilight..I feel like some revenge..nothing major, humiliation will do"

thats it for now
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>>27822344
>Italian Gypsy
I may be late, but it seems like everyone has it out for Anontonio lately.
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>>27823473
Anon you are a goddamn pussy
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>>27823986
Well, he's italian
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>>27822169
CONFIRMED UNDERAGE
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>>27823683
Well for what I get Chrysalis truly cares about Anon, even if he's a goddamn pussy right now
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Yo
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>>27823651
aww
chryssy does care

in an evil and manipulative way but still a step in the right direction
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>>27823734
Hmm, this could get intense
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>>27823734
Excite
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Elo that Blueblood part was top tier
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>>27823734
>You rush up infront of Nymous and hold out your hoof
"Woah woah woah...We can't do that. I just came off of a week with her and everything between me and her are good."
>Nymous groans and pushes you gently yet firmly out of the way "...Too bad."
>You latch on to the leg she was pushing you with.
"No!"
>Nymous started to notice that a few of the passerbys were starting to take notice of you and her as you both passed by. Though, some were looking just to look at her. But she didn't need the attention at the moment. "Anon..I'm going to that castle whether you like it or not. You want to prevent a disaster? Play your part, and I'll play mine. It's not like I can just say "You're mine now Princess!". I'm locked to this form....now, man up or get out of my way." Chrysalis was able to easily drag you along as she made way to the castle. As hard as you tried. You just couldn't stop her.
>Dammit, she was an unstoppable force. There was no way you were going to stop her. So you let go and ask her to stop for at least a moment.
"Wait..."
>Nymous stops. "Hmmm?"
"Fine....We'll go do whatver you want to do. But whatever it is..Please don't overdue it."
>"Hmmmm..." Nymous tapped at her chin "I'd rather just do what I please"
>God, even Discord wasn't this unreasonable.
"....mnn..Ok fine, but I'm not just going to let you steamroll over me. You got it?"
>You stand firm.
>"Now we're talking. I like a challenge."
>..it was all you could do really...
"I won't make it easy for you...and..wait...hold on"
>You nearly forgot about something.
"Where's The Captain? I nearly forgot that he's running around."
>"He's around...skulking,plotting, being adorably nasty. He's looking for a chance to outright kill you...It's cute"
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>>27826911
>updating during the day
woah what
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>>27826934
This must be the work of an enemy stand
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>>27826911
Is it night already?
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>>27822352
Why is no one talking about the new two qts Comet Trail and Melodica?
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>>27827216
Because I don't give a shit about them yet.
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>>27827216
because woop-dee-fucking-doo
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>>27827216
>Two OC's that we don't know is we will see again
>Not getting excited about Blueblood and Cherrywood's return
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>>27826911
"That's not cute! How can you call me a friend if...oh never mind. You probably just have something along the lines of "I can still try to kill you and still be your friend"...right?"
>"Close" She giggles "I don't want to see you dead Anon, but if you can't handle the Captain in the form of a mongrel then you were never worth my time. You'll just have to deal with him if he gets overzealous...he considers you a friend too you know, it's just he has this whole loyalty thing to me and also considers you a smear on my honor. But unlike my old captain, he won't whine about what I do. Funny, I guess I can consider you a cut above the old captain. You didn't try to stage a silly rebellion." Nymous was giggling about it, it still struck her as funny that'd he just try to rebel against her.
"Yeah...that makes me feel better...."
>You say sarcastically.
>Nymous just lets out another little chuckle and walks past you towards the castle "You're so cute sometimes. Like a little pet. Now come along, we have a princess you need to reintroduce me to."
>You follow along, worried that something might go wrong. Or worse, Twilight goes full retard and goes banish heavy. No, she wouldn't be stupid enough to try that again. But this all depended on "Nymous"
"Ok...But I'm not your pet. I'm your friend. And that makes us equals"
>"Whatever you say Anon, whatever you say" she says with a soft dismissive tone
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>>27827600
sorry it took me so long...I got another hospital bill of 1231 dollars. I'm running out of cash...
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>>27827608
Jesus what happened this time?
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>>27827608
UH
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>>27827600
>You followed along at Nymous's side. Making sure she didn't try anything cheeky.
"....so, after Twilight. You'll probably want to see Fluttershy. It's inevitable really...could you atleast not trouble her? Please?"
>"Alright" Nymous says, with no hint of trickery.
"Woah..what..really?"
>"Yes Anon, why would I cause you trouble with somepony who dearly loves you the way she does. Or do you forget where a changeling's priorities lie" Chrysalis let out an annoyed groan, she was tiring of your demands.
"...I see, you're just going to feed off of it all. I guess thqat isn't too bad.....it doesn't cause too many problems. Ok ok, just as long as we understand eachother on that.."
>You wanted to say thanks. But it was clear she was now getting agitated. best to leave it alone.
>You also had to keep a lookout for any familiar faces a long the way. Should anyone else come by to say hi. There'd be trouble.
>But luckily, you get tot he castle just fine..
>Nymous raises her hoof to knock on the door. Surprising really.
"You don't really need to do that"
>"I have to keep up the act Anon, Nymous is a kind and courteous little pony" She knocks on the door. and waits. "Besides, I'm sure her little pet will be the one to answer the door. And I want to solidify the illusion...so don't screw up"
"Ok, I got it. Trust me, I do...did this with Discord all the time. You'll actually be impressed. Trust me."
>You feel some confidence in yourself. Something you really needed because there was also the fear of undoing an entire week's work. But you do your best to persevere, and give Nymous a grin.
>"That's what I like to see. Confidence instead of whining...so then...now we wait"
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>>27827643
i think its bullshit. American heqlthcare can suck my dick
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>>27827753
For what?

Don't you have insurance?
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>>27827795
I don't.
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>>27827795
>insurance
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>>27827736
yeah..i don't have it to continue today. I need to lie down
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>>27828163
Get a rest, your health goes first Erf.
Hope you get better.

>>27822439


>Looking again at the portal, the mix of species aka draconequus, steps out of the portal with an audible “plop” and lands gracefully on the street right at your side and starts looking at you
>”What was it, Anon? I was grabbing something before entering the portal and I heard you yelling something. This didn’t surprise you, did it?” Discord says wondering. “Because this isn’t even the beginning of the crazy stuff that awaits your new life”
>Ehhhhhhh…….
>You don’t want to look dumb to a god, even if you never heard of him. So yeah… you’ll act as if you didn’t overact
“Nada, nothing… I thought I would land on my head.” You cough in your hoof. “So… where… are we? Is this how your world looks like?”
>”Yes and no, this is another thing I’m going to teach you”
“…Eh?”
>…Hope he doesn’t make a riddle out of this place. The last thing you want is to try guessing something
>Discord points to the build in front of him and you. It was… some kind of large and old looking build with a sign in its doorway with the name “Canterlot Home for Colts” written on it
”Canterlot? Is that a parody to Camelot? Uh, weird. What are we doing here, papa?”
>Oh shit you accidently called him dad. Why? Uuuuh… that was so awkward
>If you are lucky, Discord won’t know that papa means dad?
>Nope, he did notice
>Discord once again cringes from you calling him father, but not as much as before
>You keep smiling nervously at him as he stares down at you with no visible expression on his face to show disgust or anything. Maybe you did that on accident, last time you said so just to say that you were indeed with him in this deal
>Or maybe is the fact that you are a kid now that you are acting so… different
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>>27828191

>Well you fucking chased your tail like a dog before. Your childhood was short and another chance to be a kid is a chance you’ll never take advantage of again
>”Don’t ask me why the name of the city is like that, ponies decided to name it, not me. I know nothing from pony story, just about my story. Now, let’s step inside, shall we? I want you to take a good look at the place.” Discord walks and opens the main doors to the build
>You shrug and walk behind him
>Of course you had a lot of questions about this city and place, which maybe you should start by asking why the gray all of the sudden
“So… why the color gray? Is this how your world is all of the time? Because it looks… kind of sad and abandoned”
>”Like I told you, yes and no. I’ll answer your question as soon as you see someone that you must see familiar”
>As you two walk, you take notice of how many kids were around, playing with others or just standing while looking at others, some kids were bigger than others and there were some kind of, nurses or ponies that… you don’t know, were here to maybe guard or take care of the kids? Maybe they are their parents or teachers. Although this place didn’t look like a school
>Or maybe it was, you don’t know how much similar your world to Discord is
>But the thing is… the bad chill this damn place gives you. Everyone is standing still, not moving at all. Not even blinking. Not a sound, not a movement, everything in gray… it was so damn weird
>You stay close to Discord, just in… case someone moves
>Y-You aren’t scared, just… worried about this place
>Being a kid is really affecting you, isn’t it? Back in México you wouldn’t mind go in a graveyard to stay long enough with your amigos just for the fun of it, but here? You don’t know if you are shivering for something around or just your estupido tiny pony body
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>>27828377

>There was a song stuck in your head as you walk behind Discord. One from Zelda that really made you feel… not so uncomfortable but worried about this place
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCepD1V68Y
>Yeah… that song from Zelda…
>You could hear for that song for hours and not be bored. It is so calm and…
>Ugh… why does your back feel so heavy all of the sudden?
>You stop walking and look what you could see of your back. There was a… music player on your back playing the song you had in your mind
>…Discord really knows your interests in vidya, uh?
>You carefully put the music player on the floor, still playing the song. It was good and at least it gives the place a good chill ambient
>You quickly walk towards Discord, which decided not to stop but keep walking. Whatever room he was going, he really wanted to go there fast
>Good thing you could hear the song even though it was in the other room
>”So Anon, got notice of something particular in this place?” Discord says as you keep walking through the hallways of the place
>You nod at him
“Yeah… everyone is like a statue. Time has stopped and it gives me the creeps”
>Discord slightly growls at your answer
>”Aaaaand?”
>There’s more of this place?
>Uh…. Well….
“Este… the amount of kids in this place is, big?”
>Discord stops and your head hits his dragon tail. Did you fuck up in something? Was this place too obvious and you weren’t noticing something?
>He looks at you with an expression that would say “Come on, try harder”
“Let me think, uh…”
>You sweat a little and look around the place again
>Kids… ponies which maybe are taking care of them… a lot of beds and some toys on the floor…
>Riiiiight, there was a name for this kind of places, wasn’t it?
“Ah… we are in a kindergarten!”
>Discord face palms or… face claw to your answer
>”This is an orphanage, Alberto” You can hear by his tone that he was angry
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>>27828571

>Maybe slightly angry, more like annoyed. Oh please, is he going to call you by your name whenever he gets angry?
“O-Oh, is an orphanage? Sorry, forgot that word! Remember? I-I speak Spanish and English but mostly Spanish? Heh… heh…”
>”Alright. Look, I’m going to show you something and I swear to Tartarus that if you don’t follow along, I’ll turn you in a tortilla for a whole day”
>Was that a threat? Because it sounded good for you
>Discord moves to the right and behind where he was there was a single colt, one which looked sad and alone. He had some bruises and really looked sad
“What’s up with him?”
>Discord gives you a bad look in the eye as if you weren’t following along as he said before, but you aren’t even trying!
“I-I don’t know what you want me to see! Is just a normal pony, no? Or is he special?”
>Discord looks at the colt and back at you with an embarrassed expression
>”Ohh whoopsie, I forgot this world didn’t have colors.” He snaps his talons and the colt now had colors. “There, now, can you guess or do you need help?”
>The colt had a… green coat and a black hair. The poor thing looked really bad now in colors… but, you still don’t under-
“W-Wait a second”
>Discord’s grin was up as you take notice of this colt. You two looked almost the same! Well, you had a different hair style and well… that’s it
>Wait a fucking second
>You remember those examples back in the classroom… the unicorn with the lab coat? The… Italian Pegasus? Even the middle pony… they weren’t versions of you in different styles. If this green colt looked exactly like you, does this mean that the others… are real?
>Or maybe he’s playing a game… there must be something you haven’t seen… ugh… damn puzzles you hate them!
>”Anon I present to you… Anon.” Discord says while laughing a bit. “Too bad he is frozen in time; he could shake your hoof if only he could”
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>>27828722

>His name is Anon too? Eh… well, yours was a nickname, but still… what are the odds?
>Same kid, same name or nickname, what if the others had that name too…?
>You scratch your head as you look at the god of chaos. This was too much information for your little pony head
“Discord… my mind is… so confused right now. Is that me? What are you trying to show me by this? I am his clone or…?”
>”Back in the classroom I showed you three examples of ponies, those ponies and this little poor and abandoned colt… they are other humans in a pony body.”
“Other humans!? So… I’m not the only one to be a pony?”
>Discord shakes his head
>”No, there are others humans in other dimensions who got transformed into ponies. What I find peculiar is how other versions of me do with them”
>Discord opens the door to a room next to the kid, in the room was him… or well, another version of him was in there. Signing something and talking with a pony in the room
>”There are other worlds, other Discords, other Anons. This one and others have adopted an Anon for some reason. Raise popularity, become a father, reverse a bad spell in the human… or just for the fun on it. The list goes on and on”
>So… there are other versions of… you? Is that what Discord wanted you to see?
>Still confused, you look at Discord asking him another question
“And why everything is gray and stop in time? Was this your doing so everyone wouldn’t see us sneaking around?”
>Discord moves to a nearby open window which there was a tiny bird almost flying away from the window, he puts his paw on the window and looks away
>”This world… is no longer in movement. Whatever force it had to continue, it… died. I don’t have the answers to everything, Anon. But this world is just a tiny rock that could have been a diamond, a whole story to be told in the centuries, the missing sock of a pair!” Discord closes the window. “But alas, it never could.”
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>>27828722
Awww you cheeky cunt
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>>27828571
>Skyward Sword
That game was shit, mi amigo
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>>27829149
>any zelda game
>shit
No, Anon, Sakura Santa is shit. Atari ET is shit.
Skyward Sword was subpar for the Zelda series.
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>>27829220
And a shit game
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>>27828992

>That was deep…
>You look at… the other Anon kid, staring as he waited for the Discord of this world to came out of that room
>The Discord in the room had a smile which you could tell it wasn’t fake, he really wanted this Anon for some reason
“So… what you want me to do, Discord? I get this, I’m not the only human turned into a pony. There are others which are in other worlds… point is, what do you want me to do?”
>Discord pulls out from his… back… a single crystal; it was flashing a bright green and black color, just like your coat and hair
>”This will be your first task… but let’s talk in my dimension, shall we?”
>Discord snaps his talons and another portal appears, possibly lending back to where you were before
>You know the drill, you enter the portal and one transition later, you two were back but in a different room. This one had a red and brown throne, various random colors that made your head hurt and… the roof was upside down
>There are more things that are out of place but you don’t really want to count all of them out
>”Ah… Home, sweet home.” Discord says as a pair of pink slippers appear in his foots.” Now then, let’s talk about your task boyo”
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>>27829311

>The pink slippers look so comfy… you want some for your hooves too… but you don’t want to ask Discord directly, you don’t want to sound too childish
>Damn, even your tail was moving from right to left as you look at the slippers. Control your tail, Alberto! ¡Maldita sea!
>You yelp and jump as 2 pairs of white and red slippers magically appear on your hooves
>God damn, he reads minds. But what are the odds he guessed you wanted slippers to combine your coat as the Mexican flag?
>”Comfortable, Anon? I gotta say you are going to get a good handle on chaos magic, I can see that.”
>Chaos magic? Whatever the hell did he meant for that?
>”Now, about your task…”
>The doors of the throne room are open, one opens normally but the other opens upside down. A stampede of tiny buffalos with ballet costumes enter in the throne room, followed by two ponies with wings and a horn who looked utterly worried, interrupting Discord’s words
>Why they had clown outfits and overly exaggerated wigs?


That's all for today, afternoon is over anyway.

>>27829149
The lore was good, but I prefer Wind Waker.
I was originally going to use: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa889hgt37o
I could still edit that in the pastebin... along with other words that I've seen I fucked up.
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>>27829281
a solid 5/10 isnt a shit game.
Its an average game.
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>>27829371
Zelda games are fun and point.
Also, did someone used already Epona? Asking for reasons.

Aaaand pastebin's chapter: http://pastebin.com/aHLgwpf1
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>>27829437
dont put memes into your story
its good without them
dont fall into the Nightmare Night Sinkhole that Erf did
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>>27829494
>Epona is a meme
What now?
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>>27829516
its always been a meme
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>>27829371
Skyward Sword was neat, I would say that is a 7 or 8.
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>>27829552
You are a meme
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Sorry that I haven't posted, had to go into work today because I couldn't make it the other days. And I got side tracked playing the new god in Smite...

Will post first part of Chapter 3 tomorrow once I get it done.
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>>27830409
I'm fucking confused now
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>>27830484
That is a meme too
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>>27830480
>MOBA shit
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>>27822469
Anon has the ultimate trump card, and Chrysalis needs to realize where the fucking line is. Anon has to just tell Twilight, who his 'sister' really is.

It would be a fell swoop for him. Discord and Chrysalis both get busted, Anon might get a new home with Shy. She needs to remember the nuclear option still exists for both sides here.
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>>27830888
>implying anon wouldn't get in trouble to
>implying anon isn't too much of a push to go nuclear
Old anon might have but new anon is too soft
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>>27830938
I keep thinking about this. How would PhD Anon react to the new Erf Anon
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>>27830995
>>27830938
He's a fucking pussy, and right now I wish Erf stopped this bullshit back after the shit show of nightmare night.

IT's not fun reading about the adventures of a walking yeast infection named Anon.
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>>27830995
>"You are a bigger pussy than Rarity's cat"
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>>27827736
>And so you sat in wait with Chrysalis. But a part of you felt...different.
>You were internally plotting. Scheming even. The ball was in your court. And you had to make sure to paint Chrysalis as a good pony. You couldn't play your game anymore. You had to play hers....but you'd tweak the rules.
>Spike is the one to open the door however.
>"Oh hey Anon....woah...who's this?" Spike, the moment he looked at Chrysalis, was nearly smitten...nearly. The spot in his heart for Rarity couldn't be taken. But just looking at Chrysalis made it feel heavy.
>"I'm..." Nymous had began to speak. But you immediatly cut her off.
"This is my long lost sister.Everything checked out by Miss Cheerilee and ready for Twilight if need be. She's good and kind and..."
>You start immediately nuzzling up on Nymous. digging your head into her side.
"And I love her so much."
>Nymous, you could hear make a low audible noise of disgust. She didn't expect or even know what the hell you were doing. But she wasn't comfy with the sudden display of affection. She was the giver for food. But not the taker...especially when she could tell there was no love actually coming from you.
>"......uhuh.....Anon, are you sure she's your sister. Because she looks kind of.." Spike had to wipe a few beads of sweat from his forehead.
>"Yes, I-" Nymous tried to speak, but again you cut her off.
"She's adorably cute? Yup! Isn't she just the cutest? Absolutely contrast to my heroic looks....Hey is Twilight in?"
>"Twilight? Yeah, she's having a look see at the map. Seeing if she could come up with a spell to improve it's effects or something like that. Come on in!" Spike opened both doors wide to let the both of you in and started making his way towards Twilight.
>"...Excuse me" Nymous looks at you "But what was all that?"
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>>27830938
>>27831007
That's why Chrysalis is here, to whip him back into not being a faggot.
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>>27831282
>You don't look at her, you just stare ahead with a determined look. Locked on for victory.
"Just playing the game Chrysalis, you want to set up your relationship with Twilight? Fine, but I was here first. And we're going to play by my rules"
>"Your rules? And when did you suddenly decide to regrow your backbone?" She was now VERY annoyed "You couldn't have waited until after I was done. That dragon's love was mine to have"
"...yeah don't bother. Even if you captivate him, it'll only be for like a minute. He could get all kinds of mares at the Crystal Empire and yet he's still dumb enough to go after Rarity."
>You look towards Nymous, still determined. "You came here and immediately started screwing with me. Unfortunatly, you chose the one thing that was already driving me up the wall to make worse. And that's my relationship with my friends. And I just came off a week with Twilight. I'm not doing a second because you decided to be "Diabolical". Also...."
>You lift your leg. It seemed spike was too preoccupied to notice the bandages.
"I owe you for this. You are the queen, you have to answer for your hive's work."
>"You dirty little..." Chrysalis looked like she wanted to smash you
"Yeah yeah..."
>You start walking forward without looking at her.
"You're the one who wanted this. You shouldn't have started with a strong game. I told you I was going to show you the good side of friendship....Can't do that unless I actually step up."
>Chrysalis started grumbling to herself. She didn't expect you suddenly step up so fast. It worked for her long term goal. But for the short term? It was pissing her off. "Well then..." She growled as she started to walk with you "Atleast I can say that I did good work as usual. But this is still my game.,,,"
"Good for you...Now smiles. Because Twilight is trigger happy sometimes. Wouldn't want her finding out who you really are. Right?"
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>>27831360
>Nymous let's out an annoyed chuckle "Same with you....don't overdo it Anon. They still expect you to be friendly and wimpy"
"Probably gonna expect the same from you..."
>You both step up to the entrance hall's doors. and open them. Leading to Twilight, who was looking towards the doors. Spike at her side. Spike had already alerted her of your arrival.
"Hey Twilight! I'd like you to meet somepony!"
>You say with a big smile, Twilight finding the whole thing off already/
>"Spike told me...." She looked towards Nymous with suspicion "...You're Anon's sister? Really?"
>"Oh yes..." Nymous went looking into her saddle bag for the proof. She put on the cutie map table the same array of proof while explaining the same tale to Twilight as she did to Cheerilee. Twilight was looking very carefully at all of it. But she couldn't be absolutely sure. "Spike, go into the library and get me Anon's old papers. I want to see if it matches up with this."
>"Sure Thing Twilight!" Spike salutes and heads off to fetch the papers.
>Twilight smiled, already wanting to show Nymous some hospitality for the sad story she had to tell. Twilight wasn't in tears. Her suspicions still raging up that keeps her from crying. That and her logical sense that it should be a happier moment.
>"Soo..Nymous. You came all the way to Ponyville to find your brother. That's great, but what are you going to do about living arrangements?"
>"Nymous frowns"Oh...Princess Twilight" She bows "I didn't...think about that actually...it didn't seem important. Oh no...I really don't have anywhere to stay. I doubt Anon's father would let me in his home and yet.....I've nowhere else to go..I just thought about Anon's happiness. I didn't think about my own."
>......hold on a sec...If she didn't expect Discord to take her in..by word of course..then that meant.
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>>27831601
>"O-oh...well, after I have everything checked out. You can stay at the castle as a guest until we can find you a room somewhere in Ponyville. And I'll of course provide you with a small income until you can find a job" Twilight told her to reassure her.
>"Y-you would do that..for me?" Nymous says, crocodile tears coming out of her eyes.
>Nooooooooooooooooooope. No, NONONONO. You couldn't let her have this. Holy shit..All kinds of nope.
"What?! Don't be silly sis!"
>You wiggle your butt and climb onto her back. and nuzzle on the back of her head.
"Dad would love you to stay. He's ALWAYS talking about how I need a playmate. You're perfect!"
>You couldn't see it. But Nymous's eye twitched. She wasn't trying to fool Twilight for a revenge aspect. She was trying to fool Twilight so she could have another place to stay. While still being able to go back and check on her hive. She didn't want to go back to the house. To that low quality love. She had a taste of the good and pure stuff. Even the love you had wasn't as pure and tasty as this.
>"A-Anon..I'm glad your enthusia-"
>"Anon?!" Twilight lets out, she notices the bandages on your leg. And as she raises herself with her front legs to look over the table on the both of you. She could see more of Nymous. And sees the bandages around her chest. "What's all that?! What happened?!"
>You look at your leg as Twilight hopped up and hovered over.
"Oh.."
>You hop off of Nymous
"It's no big deal. A stupid puppy attacked the school. Me and Nymous took care of it and stopped it form hurting my classmates. Were a.....a...."
>Wait....don't lose your roll..you were on a roll. HOW DO YOU KEEP THE ROLL!?
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>>27831781
>in instant flashes. You could feel some parts of you start to crack. Dealing with Chrysalis. Having to let go of Applebloom without hurting her...or even possibly having to hurt her. Diamond Tiara and how she might get attached to Chrysalis. Chrysalis herself doing everything in her power to upstage you and make you angry. Your shell, you tried to keep it together. But it was cracking. And...part of you wanted to let it crack. At least for now, you had to play dirty. Because if she convinces Twilight to let her stay. It's all over. You'd never recover, you had flashbacks off nearly being sealed up. And that scared you more than anything else. And Chrysalis slipping up somehow would possibly cause that. That's what your mind thought anyway. Even you couldn't believe some of the things you were thinking at the moment. Like when you wanted to choke Chrysalis...you really just wanted to choke her..maybe not to death...but to show her this was your world. Not hers...
"A team! Me and her. And once Dad hears about it...Dad and..."
>.....shit...Should you?...should you?
>This was much harder...To directly involve Fluttershy?..mnnn, Chrysalis did say she would do nothing to her. You had to think logically. You couldn't let Chrysalis stay here. That was a big nope.
"Aunt Fluttershy...I'm sure they'd welcome her with open hooves. And..."
>think of sad things...think of the saddest things possible...
>.....Mufasa...
>You started to tear up
"And...it's so good to know...that I actually have a sister....Twilight..I really thought I didn't have any blood family. I love Dad and all..but it was still kinda lonely..."
>"Anon..." Twilight could feel a tenderness from your words. "...Well, if Discord says yes. Then all the better."
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>>27831992
>Yeah! Clenched it!
>"Hey Twilight! Got the papers!" Spike put them down on the table as he returned from the library. "Gonna see if they match up?"
>"Exactly.." Twilight looks to Nymous and apologizes "I'm sorry if it seems like I don't trust you, it's just a precaution. You'd be surprised what kind of crazy things go on with your brother."
>"O-oh..no no. Of course, check away." Nymous nervously chuckled.
>She then moves up next to you and whispered angrily as Twilight put her attention on the papers. "What are you doing?! I don't want to stay in that house any longer!"
"Too bad..it's too early to just let you walk around.doing whatever you want. I want to help you, but I can't let you have what you want. As a friend, I have to moderate you"
>Telling her that...it actually...felt good to stand your ground. You always kinda felt bad when someone overruled you. But the feeling that they cared was nice....but..this was nice too. Even if you felt bad that you were keeping Chrysalis out of the freedom she wanted. You couldn't let her out so much without reforming her first.
>"Moderate me?! MO-" Nymous was about to yell when Twilight said something out loud. Not realizing what was going on.
>"Nymous. After examining and comparing your offical papers with Anons. I can happily say that it's all true. So as the princess of friendship" Twilight gets up from her seat and steps up to the both of you to properly greet her "Welcome to Ponyville. And I mean that, if you ever need anything. Do not hesitate to come by. My door is open to anypony who needs my help." She then moves in close to whisper to her "And err...good luck with Discord. He's become much better. But you're going to need a little more patience than usual. If it doesn't work out. Just stop by...ok?" Twilight moves back and smiles cheerfully at the both of you "I bet Fluttershy is going to be happy that she as a niece too. Especially one as brave and sweet as you are Nymous"
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>>27832088
>Nymous chuckled nervously "O-oh I'm sure"
>The game was on. You didn't exactly know What Chrysalis had planned. But you were driven by both the madness she caused and the fear of losing everything you worked for. It had been awhile since you felt these feelings. And all you knew was that to help Chrysalis. You had to show her that ponies were not to be controlled and manipulated. Of course, you didn't come to the full realization yet that you were going to have to play dirty yourself to win. Chrysalis actually had multiple goals. Only one being to toughen you up. But she didn't realize that a human, even in pony form, always has the tendency of bouncing back. As a T.V. Medical doctor once said. Nobody truly changes.
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>>27831781
Well seems like Chrysalis also had a game of het own
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>>27832123
Oh lord, he finally fucking de-pussified
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>>27832123
What tv medical doctor?
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>>27832825
House.
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>>27832829
>Horse
ftfy
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Im so upset guys
The Steam version of King of Dragon Pass is fucking terrible.
Sure, they added new content, but at what fucking cost?
You cant save anymore. Saving is taken out and yearly autosaving is put in.
The UI is fucking atrocious and clearly made for mobile devices.
There's tutorials out the fucking woo-zah.
I know its not pone related but IM JUST SO SAD
this was my favorite game ;~;
also bump
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I'm back, surgery went well. Anyways what did I miss?
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>>27829149
What if I told your holy mother that you're saying bad words on the internets?
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>>27833181
Your fault for playing such shit game
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>>27833583
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>27833269
>I'm back, surgery went well. Anyways what did I miss?
Great to have you back George! And well, sister chrysalis happened, Anon is a pussy now and PhD Anon is becoming the pony Tony Stark
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>>27832123
kek
get rekt chrysalis
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>>27829345
I see what you did there with Hoers's anon. Clever bastard.
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>>27833815
>sister chrysalis
The moment I leave something amazing happens.
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>>27833896
Yeah, that was a neat move from him
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>>27833975
Chryssi's going to whip anon back into shape, hopefully he's not as much of a pussy with the horn next time.

What's with all the hate on Erf's nightmare night though? Was it the Flim Flam thing or the Princess' Prank Party?
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>>27833896
>>27834602
I had theidea in my mind for way too long but never had the time to write it down
Glad you anons liked it
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>>27835265
>thread suggests tons of stupid crap
>insert stupid crap

>stupid crap happens
>ewwww memefest
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>>27835629
I thought it was a good. Maybe I have shit taste.
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>>27835629
>Following the thread advice
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>>27835703
You are not alone, I did enjoy it too.
Maybe is just a hate train, who knows.
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>>27835629
>>27835703
>>27836098
The issue is that were not one person, so of course people are gonna have differing opinions.
That being said, those against the Nightmare Night idea should have been more vocal like the ones that were for it were.
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>>27836324
Okay, nightmare night was shit
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Yo
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>>27836324
Still desperately looking forward to the return of the horn, though.
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>>27836324
Okay, while I love the infinite powered horn, maybe it was a bit meme'y. Still, my favorite parts were fucking with Chryssi and the flying bed.
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>>27837282
It will return in time
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>>27837900
no it wont
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>>27838638
pls don't destroy my Erf-tier power fantasies
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Also I will be back to writing as soon as I'm able to get my computer fixed.
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ISP is being retarded
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>>27832123
>"Actually..Princess Twilight" Nymous steps forward. "There's something I'd like to say. I'd like Anon to hear this too...it's about a family issue"
>A family what now?
>"An issue? Oh Nymous, you shouldn't be shy about Anon. He's very loving. There's no issue" Twilight says, jumping to conclusions.
>"..no. I mean a family wide issue. You see..." She makes a crying little pout. "The males in our family, including our father. They tend to be deceitful, they tend to lie to others, even to their friends and family. Now...I know Anon is probably not like that. But has he ever lied? Or done any kind of trickery before?"
"What?!"
>she was pulling out shit from her ass
"I'm not like that at all! That doesn't even sound right!"
>"He's right Nymous, but...." Twilight was considering your past behavior. "The things Anon has done..well, they can be attributed to his upbringing...And his father..and other things. You can't just say something like that right when you come into his life"
>"I know I shouldn't....but our father...No..." Nymous turns her head away in shame "I shouldn't say anything more...you're right. But it's just hard"
"I think you're over exaggerating sis"
>You say in a way that sounded like you don't care. Something Twilight notices.
>"Maybe, maybe not. But I think you shouldn't worry about that now Nymous. You're here in Ponyville, with your brother. And I can guarantee he is not like that. In fact" Twilight had a little plot of her own. "You two should definitely spend all day together. All the way into the night. Nymous, you don't need to worry about a place to stay. I'll definitely let you stay the night..no questions asked. But you have to report to me everything that's happened during the day with Anon. As for you Anon, you should return home once the day is over and ask your father if Nymous can stay with him. That way we can get Nymous situated right from the get go. Is everypony ok with that?"
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>>27839875
>Nymous smirked for a quick half second before smiling sweetly "I'm ok with that Princess"
"I'm not! You can't just let her stay in the castle!"
>You just...blurted that out....wasn't even thinking. You weren't even being careful.
>And that struck Twilight as....really off. She thought maybe you knew something she didn't. maybe something...even sinister about Nymous. "Why not?"
"Because...."
>You hold out your hoof to put emphasis on...something
"...Because...she's...I.."
>"Yes?" Twilight waits for your answer
>"I'm sorry if I offended you in some way...my brother..." Nymous hangs her head in shame
".....I..Can't think a reason.."
>"...Anon, are you just worried over the fact that she just came by? She is your sister, these papers prove it. And I think she deserves a chance. Considering the way she explained things...she's going to need one. Please, don't shun her away. You both seemed to be getting along well when you came in here."
"...Yeah...that's it"
>You had to give Chrysalis this win. You could just reveal her and get it over with...but...
"Nymous, I'm sorry."
>She pulls you in close and gives you a hug "It's no trouble Anon, I just want to be there for you"
>"Awwwww" Twilight found the moment sweet "I just know you both will have a good time."
>"I know we will too!" Nymous nuzzles into you
"Yeah...me too"
>.....ooohhhh looorrdddd
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>>27839949

>You and Nymous bid Twilight a farewel, leaving the castle and walking out to the open fieldsl. Your mind was racing. Chrysalis was plotting. You knew she was. She wanted access to Twilight and her castle. But for what purpose?! You had to figure it out.
>As you both step out however. Nymous snarls at you. "Why do you feel the need to try to interrupt my plans?!"
"Your plans?! I knew you were up to something Chrysalis!"
>"Of course I am. You should have realized that I am planning my full return. And you know Twilight might have the means for it."
>And wut?
"...and you're telling me this why? Look, as a villain. Explaining your plan always scre...wait, why am I giving you advice now?! I can't let you do that!"
>"You will...unless you want to ruin our friendship" She gave you a royally stern look, to show she meant business.
>But you stare right back
"I will stop you right here If I have to. If you threaten my friends...then I will put a stop to you"
>"I don't get you Anon....Discord was piratically on a meltdown over how wimpy you became. And when I came here, I could smell it on you. Now you're suddenly up in hooves ready to be the little hero. What nerve did I strike to cause this change? Hmmm?" She was actually curious to know
"....you struck every nerve. You just came in here and are starting to unravel everything I worked for just so you can plan another takeover. You don't care about me....I don't think you ever cared, And that's enough for me to step up to stop you. You're a problem I created, I know that. And you're right...if I don't step up. Equestria will be lost....to someone like you"
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>>27840030
>"How quaint...I can crush you right here, right now. I may not have wings or magic. But my physical prowess is still based on the love I consume....and..."
>Chrysalis slams her front hoof onto the ground. creating a small crater.
>"...I can assure you, I'm much stronger than some Chimera..."
>You may have overdone it. You couldn't run now. You may have just entered your final boss fight.
"....I still have to stop you."
>"...then try...."
>The both of you start staring eachother down.
>Any movement, any strike, it could come down to one blow.
>The area around you was silent. Not even the wind made any noise...
>Actually....there was a sudden booming noise.
>A noise so foul. Nymous was blown back, and was instantly finding it painfully annoying. "What?! What is that atrocious noise?!"
>....it was atrocious. It was worse than any chalkboard scratching that could exist.
>It was...
"..Oh...god...Is that dubstep?"
>"Dubstep? I don't even know what that is. This sounds more like Discord's records...urgh..DISCORD! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Chrysalis couldn't stand it. She wanted to immediately kill the source.
>Hell, it was even giving you a headache. You look back towards town and see that some sort of event was going on. You could see large speakers playing dubstep...the worse of all music.
"s-shut up, Chrysalis...I s-still have to take you down."
>"...ugh.....later..." Chrysalis started to march forward towards the noise "Come Anon, we need to put a stop to that infernal sound."
"What?! But...weren't we?"
>"Yes..." She rolls her eyes as she casually passes you "You were about to get torn limb from limb, but then a much bigger threat arrived. Now are you coming or not? I can tell you also hate this "Dubstep"."
>....wut?
"o-ok...ummm....coming"
>You step up to her side and follow her. half to stop the music. and half to keep an eye on her......the hell just happened?
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>>27840110
>Well...that happened. From seemingly hating eachother to joining forces to stop the evil of "Dubstep"
>Actually, that was quite frightful. As the both of you started to come up to a gathering of colts and nerdy stallions being excited. A stage with curtains in front. Projection screens up despite it being daylight. And Vinyl Scratch on the side providing the sickening beats.
>"....what is all this? Why are they so excited? They should be bawling in agony. This is too much" Nymous was getting near her limit on the dubstep.
"Come on..it's not that bad...it's bad..but not that bad....it's...just really bad. Look, I was ok with stopping the music. But how exactly do you propose to do that without causing a scene?"
>Nymous groans "No idea...I have an image I need to build....let's see..." She started to look around "Maybe I could seduce one of these idiots. They seem lonely enough..."
>They all were pretty nerdy...what the hell was going on?
>Then suddenly, there was explosions on the front of the stage.
>"HELLLLLO ARCADE PLAYERS OF PONYVILLE! ARE YOU READY TO PLAY!?" You hear a familiar voice coming from behind the curtains.
>The entire crowd lets out a cheer, actually startling Nymous.
>"ARREEE YOU REAAADDYYYY TO SEE THAT SWEET SWEET HIGH SCORE SCREEEEN?!"
>Meanwhile as the crowd cheered again. You were trying to put a face to that voice...of course...as the curtains opened up. You didn't have to. There, in a nice suit and holding a microphone, was a familiar blue minotaur....Iron Will?...daaa ffuuuuuccckkk?
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>>27840233
>"IRON WILL HERE! FROM MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER TO MOTIVATED HOST OF THE "SUPER ALICORN BLASTER II" CHAMPIONSHIPS! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE PONIES OF FILTHY RICH INC. AND ULTRACRASH GAMES!" Iron Will poses as he strikes a pose "NOW IRON WILL KNOWS WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE. YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR FAME, FOR GLORY, FOR IMMORTALITY IN THE HALLS OF EVERY ARCADE ACROSS EQUESTRIA! OHHH YEAAHH! IT IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD. BUT IT WILL NOT BE EASY. NOPONY IN EQUESTRIA HAS BEEN ABLE TO BEAT THIS GAME. NOT ONE SINGLE PONY. SO ULTRACRASH HAS BEEN HOSTING THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR EITHER THE HIGHEST SCORE OR COMPLETION OF THE GAME! ALL PONIES CAN COMPETE BUT ONLY ONE CAN BE CROWNED THE WINNER! WINNING WILL NOT ONLY WIN YOU THE PRIZES OF FAME AND A YOUR OWN ARCADE CABINET OF THE GAME. BUT YOU WILL BE OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE KING OR QUEEN OF ARCADE GAMING! YOUR REIGN WILL BE FORETOLD THROUGHOUT THE HALLS OF EVERY AND ALL ARCADES. NOPONY WORTH THEIR BITS WILL NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE AMONG THE ARCADE ELITE! NOW! BEFORE WE BEGIN, ANYPONY WHO WISHES TO PARTICIPATE.." Iron will points to the right, there's a small booth with a cute green manes, peach coated mare, her mane messy as hell, waving with a cheerful smile "PLEASE SIGN UP OVER ON THAT BOOTH, AND AFTER THAT!" Iron Will snaps his fingers, raising the curtains behind him revealing thirty arcade cabinets and many unicorns standing side by side, standing straight and looking serious "WE CAN GET READY TO RUUUMMBBLLE, OHHH YEEEAHH! IRON WILL IS PUMPED TO SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP IN THIS COMPETITION. AND EVERYPONY WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT. THANKS TO THESE UNICORNS, THEY HAVE A MAGIC THAT CAN PROJECT THE GAME SCREENS ONTO THE LARGER SCREENS AROUND US WITHOUT THE SUN BLURRING OR COVERING THE VIEW! NOW....LETS....GET...ROLLING!...also anypony having issues with being assertive, you can come see me after the championship......YEEAHHHH!" Iron Will let's out another flex as he steps off stage.
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>>27840276
and we will continue this tomorrow.
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>>27840276
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>>27840276
THE IRON WILL
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>>27840276
We are going full the wizard right now
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Where the fuck is everybody? Stop lurking and comment you stupid bastards
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>>27841699
no
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>>27840276
>also anypony having issues with being assertive, you can come see me after the championship
kek
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>>27841712
Yes you stupid fucking fag
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>>27842126
ha no
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>>27841750
I just imagine him using opportunity like this to sell his method.
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Well, this thread surely has had a lack of comments lately, but anyways, I'm proof reading my update and will update today.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions is fucking shite btw
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>>27843213
Hype!
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>>27843213
Now that Erf's Anon has been de-pussified. WIll yours go back to be a soft cuddle ball?
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>>27843213
>will update today.
You are? Yay!
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>The little bat continues to nuzzle under your chin and holding you close to her
“Hi Cherrywood… wait a minute… What are you doing here?”
>”Yesterday Mom told me that you were going to your new school for the first time today! So I asked her where you were going… but she didn’t want to tell me for some reason” Judging by how she said those last words, Cherrywood surely felt bad about her mom not telling her what your school’ name was
>But her saddened state it doesn’t last long ”Buuuut I’m not dumb, not at all” she breaks the hug and looks at you with a super cheerful smile.
>”I thought that, if you are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna’s son, aaaaand since I heard my mom talking about a very hard spell that you pulled off when that nasty Twilight attacked you then I realized that “oh surely Anon will be going to this school” Cherrywood lets out a giggle “And how would you like that? I was right!”
“………”
>Holy shit, this kid truly had an amazing mind to say the least, but still what if she was wrong? You really don’t want to think about what would have happened if your little friend had gotten lost after she didn’t find you.
“Cherrywood, I’m impressed, seriously I am, but-“
>”But? Are you not happy to see me?” That just served to crash her mood; the disappointment in her face tells you that in a very clear way
>You shake your head and raise her head so you can look her right in the eye.
“Is not that, actually I’ve been wondering about you-“
>”Really?! Because I’ve been wondering about you too, Anon!” Cherrywood’s smile returns again, but you keep your stern look so she can understand that you were being serious.
“That’s great and all but please answer me this, Cherrywood: What would’ve you done if you didn’t found me here?”
>”Oh that’s easy, I would’ve looked for you at the castle” Cherrywood shrugs
“Good point but it really doesn’t matter, what if-“
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>>27843925
>”Eugh, stop with that!” it seems like she has had enough about your little worries since you can clearly tell that your little friend was really pissed at you. “Geez Anon, you’re treating me like if I were a dumb good for nothing!

“But-“
>Cherrywood raises her right hoof to shush you ”If for some reason you weren’t at the castle at that moment then I would’ve waited with my mom until you arrived, is not really complicated, don’t be such a worrywart!”
>Well damn, your logic has been defeated by a little girl, and she’s right, is not like this was too big of a deal
“Okay, okay point taken, stop being mad at me… geez”
>”Well then stop thinking about dumb things, Anon” She gives you a very angry look that serves as a final warning before going back to her usual cute and cheerful mood… Jesus that’s what you get for worrying about her.
>“Buuuut that doesn’t matter because look what I brought for you!” She puts her saddlebag on the ground and opens it, taking out a little metallic lunchbox with a chimera engraved on the cover.
>Awwww that was so cute... you couldn’t bring yourself to stay mad at her… or tell her that Luna and Celestia already gave you a lunchbox
“Cherrywood, thanks, that lunchbox is-“
>”Super duper lame” A young voice interrupts your compliment
>Who the fuck dares to… oh lord, it was one of the fillies that were hitting on you during your presentation, the white one whose name you never asked
>”Yeah, and who’s that ugly hanging with the prince?” Seems like bad stuff comes in pairs, since another one of those fillies joins her, it was a blue filly that you were sure that also was hitting on you during the presentation… And of course you didn’t know her name either.
>”W-who are you?” Cherrywood asks cautiously eyeing each filly, as if they were going to cause any harm to the two of you
>”That’s none of your business!” the white filly snaps at Cherrywood with a nasty voice making your friend back off for an instant
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>>27843934
>Feeling insulted Cherrywood tries to make a comeback ”H-hey! What do you think th-“ but is quickly shunned by the two bitches
>”Nopony is talking to you rat face!” The blue filly pushes Cherrywood so she and her friend can be closer to you making the little lunchbox fall to the ground.
>”Tell me Anon, what don’t you forget about this weirdo and join us? We are going with a couple more friends to the donut’s store and I guarantee you that you will have more fun with sophisticated ponies like us” The white filly speaks to you with the same provocative tone that she used in class… and again it was way more disturbing than amusing.
>”Yeah, and after that we can go to my house and have a party to welcome you to our school” The blue one comes closer and gently rubs your chin with her hoof
>”Anon, a-are these your friends?” Poor Cherrywood, she was now despairing at the mere thought that you could have bailed on her in favor of more “sophisticated” ponies.
>You know, that rub would feel nice if someone who isn’t a bitch were the one doing it… like Twilight, goddamn she was hot…
>But these two weren’t her and they insulted your friend. And yeah Cherrywood might be little weird but she clearly was giving her best… and you owe her for stopping Blueblood from making you his little bitch.
>You shake your head and slap that hoof away, that bitch can fuck off
“Oh please Cherrywood, I’m surprised that you think so low of me to the point where you believe that I would hang out with these two”
>You give your friend a confident smile, ignoring the pure shock that the two fillies were displaying by your answer.
>You pick up the lunchbox with your magic and take a look at it, man this was really well done and now thanks to those fucking bitches the lunchbox had a dent…
>Despite your own anger you keep your cool and walk towards Cherrywood
“I love it, did you make it?”
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>>27843962
>Cherrywood looks at you with a bright smile that would melt anyone’s heart “Yup, my mom helped me to make the engraving, but I totally came up with the design. Do you know what it is?”
>You nod and reply with a calm voice
“Is a chimera right?”
>”Yes! So there were chimeras where you lived, are they as nasty as the ones we have here in Equestria?” She asks with an excited voice, it almost feels like she forgot about what just happened.
“Errr... Maybe? I don’t know how chimeras really are since I’ve never actually seen one”
>”So you are just going to ignore us?!” The white filly pushes away Cherrywood stopping her from making any comment about your lack of knowledge about chimeras.
>”Yeah, do you know who we are?” The blue one gives you a nasty glare “You can’t just treat us like that, you know?!”
“I don’t know who you are, but meh… is not like that is something important to remember”
>Both fillies gasp at your answer “Listen now! We were trying to be nice with you, but if you are going to be that way-“
“What, you won’t talk to me ever again? Good for you but I don’t really care… Cherrywood let’s go shall we?”
>You motion Cherrywood to leave with you, but when you take a step forward a hoof stops you
>”You won’t treat us like that you hear me!?” The white filly grabs you; her eyes were filled with anger
>”If you don’t come with us then-“ before she can finish her threat, the white filly is pushed… or more like tackled by Cherrywood who now stands in front of you, wings extended in a protective manner.
>”Hey what’s the big idea!” The blue filly intervenes trying to help her friend
>*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* Cherrywood fucking snaps at the blue filly, fully showing her fangs, her face was displaying an aggressiveness that none of you expected
>”C-c-c-calm down you freak!” The white filly pleads; her anger was now turned into complete fear
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>>27843982
>”I don’t care how you call me! But lay a hoof on him again and… I.WILL. END. YOU!” Those words comes more like a growl making the two fillies and every bystander scared by your friend
>Some foals that were passing nearby even try to calm her down, but she hisses at them back making them run away in fear.
>*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* “LEAVE. NOW!” the two fillies don’t wait for a second warning, they run for their lives and screaming that they would get back at you two.
>Your little friend was still breathing heavily clearly still upset about what just happened…
>Man, she can be fucking scary when she gets really angry… it probably would be a great idea to calm her down to avoid more problems
“Cherrywood, it’s all over now… calm down and let’s go somewhere else
>You place your hoof on her shoulder so she can calm down, other ponies surely watched this shitfest and the last you wanted was problems for you and especially her.
>The moment you touch her shoulder she snaps backs at you with a big hiss
>Oh shit now you could really see her face. She not only was displaying her sharp fangs, but everything about it was distorted, her muzzle, pupils… she almost looked like a rabid animal
“Cherrywood?”
>When she realizes that the“danger” was gone she immediately goes back at her old self “I-I’m sorry… I-I don’t know what came to me…”
>Maybe she became possessed by some sort of entity, or she really was like this when she got really mad but it didn’t matter, it was time to get the fuck out of this place.
“Listen… why we don’t go to the castle?”
>She looks around… oh man, you could see plenty of foals staring at her, some murmuring things, pointing at her… tons of foals were giving Cherrywood the stingy eye to which she only answered by hiding her face in shame.
>”Y-yeah… let’s go” She says with a shy voice
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>>27843994
>You and your friend finally leave the school grounds. The walk towards the castle was a silent one, you were still thinking about what just happened while Cherrywood had her head down in shame.
>Cherrywood finally breaks the awkward silence when you reach the front garden of the castle “So… we are here… I… well… goodbye Anon” she says with a sad voice that breaks your heart
>Cherrywood starts walking away. You can’t just let her go in that state so you immediately stop her hoping that you could level with her.
“Don’t go, listen… let’s just talk about what just happened, okay?”
>She tries to make you let go of her “ Anon… I should go… I have embarrassed you enough… and I need to prepare myself for when my mom gets word about what happened”
>But you of course don’t give up, you need to lift her spirit, it was the least you could do for her
“Embarrassed me? But Cherrywood you just saved my sorry butt again”
>And well, that wasn’t a total lie, that filly looked like it was going to chew you alive and yeah those two must surely will come with some revenge against you because that’s how fucking kids are
>But that doesn’t matter in the slightest Cherrywood put her hands… err hoofs in the fire just to protect you
>”Saved you? But Anon-“
“But nothing young miss! We need to talk”
>”Anon, you are starting to sound like my mom” Cherrywood answers annoyed at your failed attempt to make her feel a little better, you could see that some tears were forming in the corner of her eyes.
“Cherrywood, you didn’t embarrass me okay! And I’m actually thankful that you did what you did, I just want to talk because I don’t want to see you sad. You’re my friend Cherrywood”
>”And now I will probably be your only friend after what I did” She answers with a sarcastic but still sad voice
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>>27844016
>You and your friend finally leave the school grounds. The walk towards the castle was a silent one, you were still thinking about what just happened while Cherrywood had her head down in shame.
>Cherrywood finally breaks the awkward silence when you reach the front garden of the castle “So… we are here… I… well… goodbye Anon” she says with a sad voice that breaks your heart
>Cherrywood starts walking away. You can’t just let her go in that state so you immediately stop her hoping that you could level with her.
“Don’t go, listen… let’s just talk about what just happened, okay?”
>She tries to make you let go of her “ Anon… I should go… I have embarrassed you enough… and I need to prepare myself for when my mom gets word about what happened”
>But you of course don’t give up, you need to lift her spirit, it was the least you could do for her
“Embarrassed me? But Cherrywood you just saved my sorry butt again”
>And well, that wasn’t a total lie, that filly looked like it was going to chew you alive and yeah those two must surely will come with some revenge against you because that’s how fucking kids are
>But that doesn’t matter in the slightest Cherrywood put her hands… err hoofs in the fire just to protect you
>”Saved you? But Anon-“
“But nothing young miss! We need to talk”
>”Anon, you are starting to sound like my mom” Cherrywood answers annoyed at your failed attempt to make her feel a little better, you could see that some tears were forming in the corner of her eyes.
“Cherrywood, you didn’t embarrass me okay! And I’m actually thankful that you did what you did, I just want to talk because I don’t want to see you sad. You’re my friend Cherrywood”
>”And now I will probably be your only friend after what I did” She answers with a sarcastic but still sad voice
“I already told you that I don’t care. I’m sure that both Luna and Celestia will understand when I explain everything to them, and even if I get scolded I don’t care for my school rep”
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>>27844029
>”But-“
>You raise her head and give her a warm smile
“Cherrywood, I’m into math and physics, like really, really big into that sort of things. Equestria might be basically a new world for me but I’m sure that not even here I would be popular with those kinds of tastes”
>Cherrywood looks directly to your eyes for a moment, she was red as a tomato right now, but it doesn’t take long for her to shake her head and look away
>”You… are kind of a dork Anon” she says almost in a whisper
“Hey! I… well can’t argue with that… especially when I was the ultimate champion in the math Olympics”
>”Kekeke~ Really? That’s pretty bad, you know?” Aww yeah, she definitely was feeling better now
>You laugh too and reply with an arrogant voice
“Hmph! Maybe for those who can’t understand how awesome math is, but for those who can… well you can do a lot of awesome stuff with that”
>”Oh yeah?” Cherrywood says with a much more confident tone “Like what Mr. Genius?”
“Well, I can design and assemble stuff like… uh… a mechanical hand”
>”A mechanical what?” Cherrywood replies confused… oh that’s right… horses
“Is like uh… imagine a ball that has five little sticks, and you can grab and operate stuff with that”
>”Hmmm… like a dragon claw?” Your little friend was looking more and more confused
“I… guess? I haven’t really seen a dragon… errr hold on”
>Using your magic you take out a pencil and a notbook from your saddlebag and make a drawing of a hand… eeeeeeh you never were the best at arts and crafts but this doodle might give her the idea.
>You hand your notebook to your friend. Cherrywood looks at your doodle for a moment before returning your notebook to you
“So, do you get the idea now?”
>Cherrywood nods “Mmhmm, let’s make one right now!” she happily exclaims
“What?!”


And that's all folks! Hope you like it
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>2 hours without any comment after Elo's update
You guys are the worst
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>>27844801
meh
busy
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>>27844058
The feels are real senpai
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>>27845165
same
reading later midnight or 2 hours later
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>>27844058
Oh boy here we go.
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>>27844058
>mechanical hands
That beats the horn
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>>27846393
Oh he'll be beating horns with it alright.
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>>27844058
>forgetting they have used the word hands multiple times in the show. also minotaurs
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>>27846681
Don't you have a weak anon pone to be writing?

Don't get shittalkin boi.
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>>27846681
>Forgeting that when Twilight mention hands at the end of EqG no one knew what those were
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>>27846681
Not really, the times they have mention the word hands are like the times they mention everyone instead of everypony or similar stuff like that. It has been a mistake from the writters rather than what they actually talk.

The only canonical mention of hands where that haven't been the case has been EqG where Twilight returns to Equestria and mention something about hands. All her friends react like they don't know what the fuck she's talking about, and EqG came after the Iron Will episode.
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>>27846738
>EqG is canon
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>>27846817
then considering iron will happened after. they should definatly know what hands are. also. theres examples where they say hands on a ridiculous amount of occasions. that means they should know what hands are....because that...minotaurs....and Centaurs
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>>27846738
>Equestria shit
>>>/trash/
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>>27846954
>>27847013
As much shit as every EqG movie was, all evidence points that it is canon (Flash pony and the end of the last one) and as I said, Iron Will happened before the first EqG where neither Twilight or everyone else in Equestria knew what hands were, that is something they actively mention.

Then of course, Iron Will and Tirek hands have 4 fingers and are much more edgy than a normal human hand, even more than an EqG human, especially Tirek.


> theres examples where they say hands on a ridiculous amount of occasions
But so are examples of they saying boyfriend, everyone, anyone, etc. Mistakes like that, especially an alteration of language are bound to happen with certain frequency

I just saw Madoka: Rebellion, it was ok but seriously, Homura a shit
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>>27847229
(you)
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>>27847687
>Goes full retard at the end of the movie basically fucking it up for everyone including Madoka
>Becomes the devil for no reason since...
>Separating God Madoka from normal Madoka causes exactly the same shit that was happening during her labyrinth except that she's Sayaka enemy now
>Despite her rewritting the universe she forgot to erase the magical girl aspect from it causing everything to repeat again, including Madoka getting killed/becoming god once more
Can't wait to see how Kyubey and Sayaka fuck her shitty plan
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I finally read this too... As I've said, I dropped comics years ago but holy shit, is Marvel really this bad? the Red Skull speech was awful, but everything else felt like a bad fanfiction written by some extreme leftist
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>>27843982
>>27843994
>HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Elo you fucking did it, you absolute madman. I made a gurgling sound that's a cross between a drowning guy and a really big snail with salt being thrown on it.
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>>27847989
>I made a gurgling sound that's a cross between a drowning guy and a really big snail with salt being thrown on it.
You mean like these motherfuckers?
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>arguing with Elo
>show him where Arizotl refers to his hands as hands
>Shows him where the designer calls them hands
>Rementions that Tirek and Iron Will have hands

>Somehow that line from EqG where they say "what are hands" utterly debunks all that and makes them paws and claws.
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>>27848790
I love you both, but the two of you forgets that Twilight also didn't know how to use hands, or even used them for like the first 15 minutes she was in the human world. And besides who cares about some random shit like that?
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>>27848931
we're nerds. this needs to have a victor. it has gone to EqG being absolute canon now. which i disagree due to meghan's dodgyness
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>>27848992
>it has gone to EqG being absolute canon now
We have been BTFO at this time and time again. EqG has been confirmed as canon by the staff and Hasbro
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>>27849114
we went deeper. into the show's written language for ponies.and when we realized, through the combing of episodes and pictures from episodes. theres about 6. We also found out there is a Spider Monkey in season 1. But, after learning about the amount of languages that ponys write in in the show. We decided we both were being insane and called it a draw and that it can be whatever the fuck the show wants it to be at any time.
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>>27849218
So i guess I continue tomorrow. In anycase, this brutal and bloody battle with me and Elo. with both of us calling eachother delusional dumbass faggots and that one of us are right. Ends in a draw, we both conceded that the canon is just bullshit. But...It gave Elo an excellent idea for his story...none for me though. But...to hype up everyone. Celestia returns the horn, and comes face to face with Nymous
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>>27849231
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>>27849231
Hey erf, i kinda fell out of this story, looking to get back into it.
Lats thing i remember is anonstaging a show fight with rainbow to get rid of his fanboys.

Care to spoonfeed me a summary?
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>>27850241
he gets pussified and gets Wasted then then some shit happens who cares then Chyrssister finally shows up and theyre having a dick waggling contest now
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>>27850241
Anon completes the week pretty much reformed
Discord hates it. Anon became a total wimp
He deploys Chrysalis to fix him
Chrysalis does so, but is taking advantage to try to fulfill her own plans
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>>27849231
>Another fucking 4 hour long autism fest
Goddamn guys
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>>27849231
>Celestia returns the horn
Damn straight!
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>>27849231
Stop arguing with Elo about little shit like that, jesus christ you two are the biggest austist I've ever seen
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Rump
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>>27851451
>expecting a spic and beaner not to fight
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>>27852227
>the main writefags in this thread are of hispanic origins
Its time
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>>27852274
That wall is not to prevent illegal immigrants from getting in, is to prevent the 'murricans and their SJW bullshit from getting out
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>>27852438
youre all rapists and thieves and you will be banished to the depths of taco bell
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>>27852467
>Taco Bell
As a fun fact there are no such thing here, the first time I saw one was when I went to Vegas and wasted $400 bucks in a bottle of jack daniels and strippers

And what does that mean? You have more nigs than us, we behead people and sometimes skin them alive, but do not rape them
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>>27852490
All blacks, SJWs, and Mexicans will be purged from the United Trumps of America once our godking is elected. Theyll be catapulted directly into your backyard.
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>>27852499
>Theyll be catapulted directly into your backyard.
Unlikely, we will send the mexicans through a boat and make them pass as cubans. Blacks will be sent to Canada, but SJW are there to stay. And that wall will prevent them from leaking out even more than they already have
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>>27852525
No, there will be no immigration allowed
Our wall is absolute.
Not even time can pass through it.
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>>27852549
>Implying a wall will stop us
druglords smug SUV's over the existing wall, trust me they will find a way. True tacos, not the shit you 'murricans eat at taco bell are objects of mystical power, you can't stop us from jumping the wall.

Also, Chicago is fucking awful and L.A. is worse than Mexico City. I liked Boston and Maryland tho, and texans are nice people. Can't remember much about Vegas, got drunk 4 of the 5 days I went there, but I got a Vita somehow
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>>27852585
You dont understand, subhuman.
There will be no way.
As nothing can escape a black hole, nothing can get over the wall.
We will be impenetrable.
Invulnerable.
Immortal.
Hail Godking Trump, may his daughters be hot and his wives young, amen.
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>>27852525
>the wall will stop sjws

you do know they breed the most through the internet right? Plus sjws are mostly white and despite all their preaching they will never go to a country shittier then the US, most likely go to Canada or Europe.

honestly I'm kinda curious about all those celebrities claiming they will leave if Trump gets elected, see if they actually have the balls to do it.
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>>27852624
>le cuban in florida
>wall

feels good mates
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>>27852689
The Wall will block all, Erf
All.
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>>27852711
good. my kind is scum
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>>27852744
Youre Cuban?
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>>27852744
EL CUBANO
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>>27852585
New update when?
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>>27852780
EL AMERIC4N0

>>27852624
I'll jump over your shitty wall, just watch me

>>27852646
>see if they actually have the balls to do it.
They said what?

>>27853028
I usually update every 2-3 days, so most surely I'll update tomorrow. I'll start working on it later, right now I'm deciding if I should buy the hyrule warriors legends dlc for the wii u version
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>>27852752
yes
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Oh boy, I'm late for the show?
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A drawfag needs to draw erfanon and eloanon arguing while both Discords watch like this>>27853979
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>>27854020
I second this motion, I second it hard
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>>27853419
these are some of them
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>>27854725
>Cher
>whoopi goldber
Well if they do leave then Trump will improve the US regardless if anything he does
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>>27854321
>>27854020
I second that too, please drawfags. If you havent left the thread please deliver that
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>>27854020
On the one time I wish I was a drawfag, this turns up...
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>>27840276
>A gaming championship? Huh....that sounded familiar.
>Nevertheless, as tempting as it sounded. You didn't want to participate. Once, you were a human who had damned good video game skills. But that was due to most of your life being mostly video games and anime. Coming to Equestria....it wasn't worth taking in the addiction again. Even if it was also a Equestrian past time as well. You'd leave these ponies to their game. Besides, the music was quieting down anyway. Thank god Chrysalis has no interest in games. Maybe you should immediately go to Fluttershy afterall. If anyone could calm the savage heart. It was her.
>While lost in thought however, you feel something go around your neck.
"What..huh?"
>You look down, you had a sign that said number nineteen
"Where did this...?"
>You look to your right, Nymous was wearing number eighteen.
"...uhhhh...what's this?"
>"What's it look like? It's your number. I signed both of us up for this"
>Wut?
"What?! I thought we came here to stop the dubstep and move on...or kill eachother or something."
>"We did, and it stopped. Besides, crushing you and all these degenerates seems like fun to me. Being crowned queen is just the icing on the cake"
>Was she serious?
"You...what? Look, first of all. I want to avoid this kind of thing. It was almost most of my life back home. And two, that's an arcade game. You're going to get whupped"
>"Anon, having infil-"
>You roll your eyes
"yeah yeah, having gone and infiltrated so many places you probably played sooo many games. Yeah I get it. What you don't get is arcade games are utterly different. They are bit munchers. And it looks like were expected to do this in one credit. You are going to get mulched in stage one."
>Nymous did a low growl "Then put your money where your mouth is. I propose a wager."
"A wager?"
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Are we getting green tonight?
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>>27856556
>>27856559
STOP

ERF TIME
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>>27856556
>"Did I stutter? Yes, a wager. If I win. I promise to play nice with Twilight tonight. I will do no snooping, scheming, or anything you'd consider villainous in any way.....Queen's honor"
>.....that...didn't sound bad. Actually....hehehehe
>You act worried however
"A-and if I lose?"
>Nymous evilly smirks "Then you stay out of my way when it comes to Twilight. You let me live with her as long as I am able and do not cause me any trouble while I get what I want from her. That also means, not convincing Discord in anyway to spoil my schemes....Do we have deal? Or are you going to wimp out and not take a chance?"
>You shiver, but you only pretend to....you were scheming....and it felt...nice...to actually manipulate the situation....it felt nostalgic.
"It sounds...o-ok. B-but, maybe a little incentive? a little more I mean...Because, y'know. It almost feels like you know you'll beat me already...I feel I'd do better if I could get a little more determined."
>Nymous rolls her eyes "Fine...I'll also be a nice cuddly teenaged mare anypony couwd wuvvvv to your aunt waunty" She says in a mocking kid like tone "....Is that enough?"
>You immediately nod and shake her hoof
"Done!"
>Oh boy...was she so ever fucked.
>But Nymous felt pretty confident with herself. How hard could an arcade game be? Certainly one as old as her has infinite experience to handle anything thrown at her.
>You?...even if you can't beat the game. You knew you could crush her....like a bug
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>>27856641
>inb4 anon gets absolutely fucked, and not in the good way
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>>27856641
>"OK! IRON WILL SAYS, IF YOU'RE NUMBERS ONE THROUGH TWENTY FOUR! THEN GET READY TO MAKE A HIGH SCORE!" Iron Will Flexes again as airhorns go off. "NOW REMEMBER, THE MOMENT YOU RUN OUT OF ALL YOUR FREE GUYS. YOU'RRRREEEE OUTTA HERE. DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A COLT,FILLY, OR DONKEY! NUMBERS TWENTY FIVE TO FIFTY NINE, YOU WILL FORM A LINE AND WAIT YOUR TURN. ONCE A PONY STEPS DOWN, IT'S YOUR TURN TO TRY TO GET THAT CROWN! OHHH YEAH! CAN I GET SOME CHEERS OVER HERE! THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START AND YOU ALL DON'T LOOK EXCITED ENOUGH!" Iron Will pumps up his muscles "C'MOOOOOOOON"
>The crowd cheers as the line is formed. You,Nymous, the rest of the participants, and even a familiar....oh god..a very familiar propeller capped colt step up to play the game.
>You all get seated, and wait for the go to press the "Player 1" button. You thought it may have been a fighting game of some sort. But this was a SHMUP. It seemed to be simple. power ups for your main shot and a barrier you can bring up. But it had a gauge, and once it reached zero you couldn't use it until you could recharge it with special powerups. The graphics, at least to you...were dated. Really early 90s stuff. The stick and buttons were definitely made for hooves as well....hmmm. You also notice the unicorns that were lined up start using their magic to project the screens onto the projector screens. Interesting...
>You take a look at "Button Mash"..if that was still his name. He looked determined. Then there was Nymous....She was tapping at the stick. Actually paying attention deeply to the "How to play" screen.
>"ALRIGHT! LET'S GET THIS STARTED! EVERYPONY, HOOVES OVER THE BUTTON. AND.......GO!"
>and the game was on. And....how underwhelming it was.
>The first stage was like Gradius III on the easiest setting. Or hell, Goukyjou Parodius on skill setting two....It was easy. And you also noticed the first stage enemies were changelings.
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>>27856641
So Anon wins and everyone acts like nothing
happened?
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>>27856763
>You had it easy enough to shift your eyes around at your competition. You could already tell most were struggling through the simple bullet shots from the Changelings. Nymous herself? She seemed to be doing fine, but was agitated.
>And then....The boss...and you nearly lost it. Even though you should have expected it. You even let out so she can hear.
"Oh man, Queen Chrysalis is the first boss? That's hilarioussssss"
>you laugh. And you could hear her groan....in fact.
>That was it for her, she purposely crashed her alicorn character into herself multiple times in a rage. "This stupid game is garbage!" She let's out.
>You just silently chuckle to yourself as she tries to save face by explaining that the game just frustrated her, and that she didn't think arcade games could cause that in her or anypony really. But really, she was internally angrier than ever before. She lost the bet...you wonder if she'd even keep it.
>As for you, you just played on. the game seemed to have six stages. Because upon reaching "Final Stage" there was only two competitors left. You and Button Mash. You had defeated the likes of Chrysalis, Flying Manticores, A nightmare moonish like creature, Twin headed dragons, and windigos...but who was the final boss?
>You were sweating at this point. All throughout the run you had only lost one life. The games challenge was climbing to something that actually made it tough. And you were getting more into it by the second, you're pupils were wide, your focus was dead set, you were shaking, you were even salivating at this point....you had to win
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>>27857005
no..things happen. just relax. internally planning
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>>27857097
>This feeling, this lost feeling. This craving...this desire....gaming....was in your blood.
>And you would crush that caramel colored OC yet not but whatever faggot to the ground.
>"LOOK AT THOSE TWO LITTLE COLTS GO! WITH ALL OTHER COMPETITORS CRUSHED, IT IS ONLY BETWEEN NUMBERS ONE AND NINETEEN! IRON WILL IS PUMPED, IS EVERYPONY ELSE PUMPED! NEVER BEFORE HAS ANYPONY SEEN THE FINAL STAGE BEFORE...though in my opinion, I've never actually seen this game but..LET'S GET A CHEER FOR OUR CHALLENGERS! HUUUYEAAAHHH!" Iron will inspires the crowd to cheer the both of you on.
>Fuck that other guy.
>Through bullets, and a mix of each stage's enemy set. You finally reach the final boss....Was it Discord?
>Nope...it was...Tirek
>The game Tirek announces your demise, you can hear that Button Mash has reached the final boss as well, but you could also hear him whimpering...was he breaking?
>You also notice a timer show up on the right side of the screen...you also noticed....your shield gauge slowly draining.
>"I'M GETTING WORD FROM THE PONIES FROM ULTRACRASH THAT THIS FINAL BOSS IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT WILL CONSTANTLY DRAIN YOUR MAGIC GAUGE TO ZERO THE LONGER THE FIGHT GOES. ALSO, IF THAT MAIN TIME REACHES ZERO...IT'S GAME OVER! BUT......does Iron Will really have to say that?...Really?...ok...FEAR NOT EVERYPONY, OUR HEROES WILL STRIKE DOWN THE EVIL CENTAUR BEAST WITH THY MAGIC POWER, FOR YOU SEE, BEFORE THE BATTLE BEGINS, THEY WILL HAVE UNLOCKED THE RAINBOW POWER, WHICH WILL GIVE THEM A NEW OPTIONAL ATTACK ..INSTEAD OF A SHIELD, THEY GET RAINBOW SPEARS...BUT IT STILL USES THE MAGIC GAUGE, AND WITH A TIMER TO WORRY ABOUT...WILL THEY DEFEAT TIREK? OR WILL HE TURN THEM TO MINCEMEAT?!" Iron Will had to turn his head slightly so he could groan...that didn't sound right coming from him. It sounded...dumb to him.
>Rainbow Spear? huh....
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>>27857190
>You begin the fight as Tirek just aggressively tosses millions of projectiles mixed with laser beams. Hell, the laser beam takes your second life as it takes Button Mashes second to last.
>Well shit...
>and the problem was the timer was like two minutes and your basic shot did shit, the rainbow spear did good damage but the drain and only three to four uses meant you couldn't win in time.....dammit...come on.
>You could already hear Button Mash throw a fit losing to Tirek as you continued the assault....but..the timer..THE TIMER.
>you were sweating bullets....oh god....it was actually intense. No wonder noone has beaten this thing. Most of the ponies sucked at games compared to you. But this timer made things cheap as hell...if only your basic....wait....fuck this shit.
>You purposely kill yourself on Tirek, and upon next life fire off all the spears you can, then crash and die, and repeat until you were on your last life.
>There....that actually made a dent
>"IRON WILL.....Is impressed. DID EVERYPONY SEE THAT? NOW THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE ACTION! WHEN THE FINAL BOSS IS ABOUT TO BEAT YOU DOWN, YOU CRASH INTO HIM AND GO TO TOWN! BUT EVEN WITH TIREK ON HIS LAST LEGS, NINETEEN ALSO ONLY HAS A SINGLE LIFE LEFT AND THE TIMER IS ON THE SECONDS MARK. IT WON'T BE LONG....though either way, he's technically the winner...wait..you don't want me to say that? I mean, he does have the high score. hmm? ok......YEAAAHH! THIS WILL DETERMINE IF NINETEEN...WHO I JUST LEARNED IS NAMED ANON....Iron Will finds that pretty weird, you'd think they'd tell me sooner...anywho....IS THE TRUE KING OF THE ARCADE! LET'S GIVE HIM THE BOOST HE NEEDS! LET'S CHEER HIM ONNNNN! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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>>27857223
>Just stay focused, ignore the crowd, ignore the cheers, focus on the bullets heading towards you, not the others....
>10 seconds, Tirek has a sliver of health.
>5 seconds, just a few pixels now, dodging his lasers, which have now gone nuts.
>2 seconds, one pixel
>1 second....
>.............
>Tirek..........
>Explodes.
>The crowd explodes in cheers as you nearly fall over, you don't even get a chance to insert your name on the high score screen. Iron Will walks up to you and holds you up by your good foreleg. "LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS! WE HAVE OUR ARCADE KIIIING! ANON HAS DEFEATED THE UNDEFEATABLE. HE HAS CRUSHED TIREK AND....Well he miss putting in his high score...hrm? oh, you guys can edit it later..right..INSERTED HIS PLACE IN HISTORY! ANON! FOR YOUR VICTORY, NOT ONLY DO YOU WIN THIS CROWN!" Iron Will slaps a crown onto your head "BUT THE ARCADE CABINETS FOR BOTH SUPER ALICORN BLASTER ONE AND TWO WILL BE SENT TO YOUR HOME! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO THE CHEERING CROWD?" Iron Will holds a microphone towards your mouth
>You were frothing at the mouth as you had a retarded smile on your face
"fmmggmmnngmmmnnbdbdjdmsssssss"
>"YOU HEARD IT HEAR FOLKS, THE KING HAS GIVEN HIS MESSAGE WHICH IRON WILL CAN'T ACTUALLY REPEAT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT!.....oh..he has arcade drought? give him a pat on the back? firm?....ok got it..."
>Iron Will gives you a firm hit on the back, making you lose your breath for a second. You come to your senses after you take a spit, and he gently holds you up on his palms as he asks again, as he was being told through his microphone receiver to ask the question again "SO ANON, DO YOU HAVE ANY ACTUAL WORDS FOR THE CROWD?"
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>>27857324
Video game cutie mark when
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>>27857324
"Git gud losers, come back when you learned how to not suck"
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>>27857324
>With your senses returned. You looked down at the crowd. Button Mash seemed to have really rage quit, he was gone...probably might hear about that later. The rest were cheering on the hero colt, who was even able to defeat great foes in video games. You could even hear them mentioning that the fight with Rainbow Dash was possibly even a ruse to not completely pound her to dust...and then..
>Nymous...she was still in the crowd. Upset sure, but she was still there. She didn't slink off to do anything else...she actually waited for you to finish. Did she ever cheer for you?...you didn't know....but..you'd pretend that she did.
"Actually...I do have something to say....There's a pony who has gone through as many hardships to get where she is today. And I think she deserves to come up here. For what is a King without a queen? Would it be ok to invite my sister up here and dub her the queen...and stuff?"
>You give Iron Will a cute pout.
>"Well uh...." Iron Will whispers into his receiver microphone..then nods "Well sure!...it's just kinda weird actually. y'know....Kings and Queens...are..sorta married...Iron Will doesn't wanna think about it too much....ANON'S SISTER! C'MON UP AND RECEIVE YOUR CROWN AS QUEEN OF THE ARCADE...This job isn't too bad...them foals smiles actually make me feel pretty good. Then Iron Will remembers there's stallions who participated and that just....hurts for some reason...ehh."
>Nymous looked surprised. She looked left and right, and said in a somber and lonely voice "..But I didn't win"
>You smile gently at her from atop the stage
"But you did...you won a brother. Now come on up! You know you wanna"
>Speaking of wanna...you kinda wanted to shove your win in all their faces. It felt good to game again...but...had to hold it in. Especially since this was a good moment to get Chrysalis to feel actual love
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>>27857149
But if Nymous wins she will behave, but if Anon loses he has to stay out of her way?
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>>27857460
>"A-alright..I..I suppose...I don't feel I deserve it...but..mnn" Nymous reluctantly steps up on stage as you give her a small rub with your head to her side. The crowd seems to have liked it. Cheering on the sister of the hero colt, though some seemed lost, not knowing you had a sister at all....which you didn't really. Nymous didn't even seem to notice a crown be put onto her head as she just stared onto the crowd with a gentle yet quivering smile..and then you saw it....tears slowly running down her eyes...oh man...
>Iron Will holds a microphone over her, asking if she'd like to say a few words
>"....I know I've only been here for less than a day...But I recognize a few of the adorable and loving faces I had seen at the school...and I can already feel the acceptance from each and every one of you. Yes, I am Anon's sister...I know some may be confused..but it's the truth...In my heart, I care about him very much...and I'm glad to see that he cares so much about me...." Nymous looks to you with sad eyes "T-thank you so much...Anon"
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>>27857493
....did i get that backwards? (reads back) oh shit
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>>27857499
Oh my god this chapter
Please tell that she is being honest
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>>27857502
Ok yeah...I suggest to everyone to read the Pastebin version....i made a error on that
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>>27857510
of course she isn't

and if you REALLLY want spoilers

She will keep her promise not like she can't have Scrappy do the snooping for her
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>>27857518
Also...super...mega..ultra..spoilers.. and i mean this is big stuff. Check at your own risk.

Ex captain returns, he's become a mad mutant. a shell of his former self. And wants Anon dead. Scrappy and Chrysalis will save Anon....but take note. Anon doesn't go wimpy during this encounter. It's just Ex-captain is too powerful..

Take note, that this idea is still heavily pending and will either be altered and may even not happen. But if it does, this is the outline of the idea. But for something that will happen soon.

Celestia will return the horn. But she knows Nymous is Chrysalis, and Chrysalis knows she knows....it'll be quite the conversation
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>>27857565
Also, not really spoilers. but for anyone curious. Chrysalis does like Anon as a friend. But she isn't Discord, and she isn't like the other ponies. She has a hive to take care of and a kingdom to strike down. She doesn't bend to anyone's will easily and for her, it isn't a case of "Feelings getting in the way" so much as "My feelings need to coincide with my plans or else you're pretty much shit out of luck, you will only get a few exceptions" sorta deal. Chrysalis doesn't understand the real concept of friendship yet she finds Anon compelling enough to keep him around, but at the same time is not really willing to give up anything unless she has to. She will manipulate,lie, and cheat without a single thought of it being wrong or not. She also likes Anon because even if he is trying to change her, he still is neutral in her eyes, since he won't tell on her despite it being advantageous to rat her out. It makes him that more interesting. And of course, she loves manipulating and taunting him. Because for the most part, he always comes back for more instead of running away or actively putting her down for it every moment. Then theres the moments that surprise her like Anon letting her feast on him. It's basically a combination of things that let her stay emotionally distant and yet close at the same time. Easier to write than to explain. also even though she doesn't mean what she says. Doesn't mean she didn't atleast feel something
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>>27857583
Bump for gradius champion.
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>>27844058
So we gonna fug or what
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>>27857565
OHHHH SHIT I CAN'T WAIT
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>>27857583
chryssy is just gonna turn into a huge softy
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>>27857518
She isn't being honest about keeping the promise or her reaction at being crowned vidya queen wasnt honest
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I actually like CHryssi in this story.
Most writers turn her into some quivering, dejected bugbutt who's never had TROO WUV before and immediately does a fucking heel turn once a human gets a boner for her.
Its nice to see her as her manipulative, cold self in something.
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>>27857510
Of course she's faking, she's an evil queen that feeds by manipulating the emotions of everyone around her.
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Cockfish where are you? I miss ya man
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>>27859448
he cant get back over The Wall
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>>27860036
Check your facts, Cleetus because cockfish was a 'murrican.

>Implying the wall won't be easy to jump over
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>>27860390
>implying he was a TRUE American
The Wall got him.
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>>27860423
This thread lives in Mexico
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>>27860655
no thats the forbidden thread that does that
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>>27860664
>Erf is a dirty cuban
>Elo is a dirty mexican
>We have a story about a mexican anon
We are now thr hispanic thread
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>>27861144
The Wall forbids the bean eaters from having a thread.
This will not be one either.
The Wall is absolute.
The Wall is all.
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>>27861159
>The Wall forbids the bean eaters from having a thread.
Elo here, update just needs editing but is ready to go. You can't stop me Cleetus
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>>27861171
I am not Cleetus
I am The Wall
The Wall is all
You too shall be a brick.
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>>27861189
That album is more overrated than darkside of the moon
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>>27861215
The Wall is not The Wall
The Wall is THE Wall
Yknow what, youre not allowed to be a brick in the Great Wall of Trump anymore.
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Elo here, sorry I watched some movies, but will resume my work right now
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Bum
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Where the new greentexts at?

I need my fix!
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>>27863865
Fucking Pokemon GO, that shit is evil... eh, give me a moment
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>>27863889
Pokemon GO is amazing
like
for years Pokemon has been trying to get shitheels to go outside
and its finally fucking working
its goddamn incredible
even NEETs and shutins are going outside to get those sweet sweet pokemon
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>>27863889
You got a syther yet?
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>>27863889
>pokemon GO

not even once...

>>27858998

Thank you. My idea of Chrysalis in this story is that she is not so easily swayed and always has something on her mind. And while is friends with Anon, she is friends with him in her own definition of "Friendship"
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>>27863903
It's pouring outside, and there's this nig luring pokemons in a plaza, this is in Mexico City mind you a not so safe place to walk around at night. This shit is evil.

>>27863907
No, I'm hunting for a growlithe

>>27863909
Pic related is literally you
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>>27863939
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>>27863956
I'm still glad I'm not the only one who still remembers xaolin showdown fondly.
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>>27863889
I'll help you compadre
>Desintall game
Done
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>>27864267
http://pastebin.com/wwJkZ2kk

boy, then my story before dadoneequs will make you giddy.

waiting on that update Elo
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>>27864304
Already read it, halfway through at least. Before deciding to binge on your story when I found this thread months ago looking for green.
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>”You heard me, let’s make these… how did call them? Oh yeah! Mechanical hands!” Cherrywood was hopping in her place;
>You could really tell that she was really excited about this but…
“Cherrywood, how are we doing this? We need the materials and we don’t have any of them…”
>”Then tell me what do we need and I’ll go and get them! Cherrywood puts both her hooves in your mouth to shut you up
>You put them away with your hoof and give her a stern look
“Listen, I need to go and say hi to my moms, at least to let them know that I came back from school and that I’m ok”
>Cherrywood shakes her head “Nope!”
“What do you with “nope”? Thinking about it, what if they went to the school and didn’t found me there? They would be worried, I need to tell them that I am alright and you need to tell your mom too”
>”Anon! Don’t be dumb! Your mom is the principal of your school so she already must know about what happened! My mom will know about that pretty soon too! We can’t lose time getting scolded!”
>Well, it seems like she already got over the notion of you two getting into trouble… hnng and she was kinda right, you didn’t want to get lectured right away…
“Fiiiine”
>”Yaaaaaay” Cherrywood hugs you for a brief moment but not wasting more time she takes out a notebook and a pencil from her saddlebag “Tell me Anon! What will we need to assemble the mechanical hands?”
>Goddamn, you can’t stop this from happening. You take a moment to think about the materials that you will need to pull this thing off
“Err… before I tell you what do we need I have to ask you one thing: Where do you plan to get the materials?”
>”Oh that’s easy, my mom has a very comfy room inside the night guard barracks, well … is big enough to be considered a small house, so she set up a room for me, and I have tons of stuff there but if somehow I don’t have what we need there… I can borrow some stuff from the night guard”
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>>27864553
>Borrow? Wait did she actually meant
“So you plan to steal the materials if you can’t find them in your room…”
>Cherrywood shakes her head “Noooo I will borrow it… it sounds nicer that way”
“Cherrywood! You can’t be serious, what if you get caught?”
>A sly grin was her initial reaction to your little scolding ”Never happened before, and don’t worry that’s like my last resource, if I can find something else that can be used instead then I’ll bring you that instead”
>You didn’t realize that this little bat could be this arrogant but fucking hell, how she said that it kind of remind you of Celestia’s own brand of arrogance
>You can’t do any other thing but comply with her since she wasn’t going to give up on this… and you certainly didn’t want to crush her little bat heart
“Alright! But no stealing you heard me? This is what we will probably need”
>Cherrywood looks baffled by your answer ”Probably? Anon we can’t do anything if you are not sure”
“FINE! This is what we will need… for sure!” You reluctantly tell her the materials that you planned to use “I need you to bring hinges with their screws, flat top screws of short length, round top screws, wires, eyehooks, low strength springs, washers, belts, buckles, gloves, wooden boards, thread and needles and all sorts of tools”
>After finishing writing everything down Cherrywood checks the list that she wrote down. She cocks an eyebrow and looks at you with surprise ”Wow Anon, that’s a looooot of stuff”
>At this point you didn’t care about her little complain, you just wanted to assemble the damn things.
“Yes, I require tons of material and effort… Are you sure that you can handle this? We could try this later when we have less pressure on us”
>She puts the notebook and pencil in her saddlebag and then nods “Yup, but I will probably have to do more than one travel to the barracks…”
“Yeah, and by the point where we have everything my mom and yours will start looking for us, maybe we should-”
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>>27864561
>”Stop right there! We are doing this and we are doing it right now!” Cherrywood exclaims with some annoyance but also tons of determination “We just need to not get caught”
>She points to you and then to the castle “listen we sneak into the castle, you go to your room without being noticed and I go and grab the stuff without anypony ever knowing that I was there” your friend concludes by raising her hooves to the air.
>Fuck… wait a minute. You look at Cherrywood with a stoic face
“Do you even know where my room is?”
>”Eehh” She rubs the back of her head, seems like you got her this time “No, but you can you know…” a little blush appears in her face “tell me where it is, y-y-you know so I can bring you all the s-s-stuff”
>You let out a sigh, she really wanted this and you really didn’t want her to be sad, it seems like there is no way out of this…
>Maybe if you explain everything to Luna and Celestia they will understand and in turn they will talk Moonlight into not going too harsh into poor Cherrywood… or you, she really looked like she could destroy you without too much effort
“Remember when you saved me from Blueblood?”
>Cherrywood nods and walks a little closer to you; a beaming smile was drawn across her face “Mmhmm I could never forget the moment where I met my best friend!”
>Goddamn Cherrywood, stop being so goddamn cute
“Is right there, in fact is the door that he was holding me against so he could… you know”
>You make a punch motion with your hooves and even a “BAM” sound
>”OK, got it!” Cherrywood blushes a little and looks away muttering something to herself “… he actually told me where his room is, kekeke~ …”
>What was the meaning of that? She’s now giggling and muttering stuff that you can’t hear
“Uh, Cherrywood, you ok there? Because we need to start with this like right now”
>She snaps out from whatever she was thinking, blushing hard… what was going through her head? You probably will never know
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>>27864567
>”You just worry about doing the designing while I do the recollection, I promise you that I will be the best assistant ever!” And with that she dashes off into the castle
>Assistant? Heh, if anything you already made her forgets about the school incident and you can’t really deny that it will be nice to do more complex calculations than elementary school math.
>You cautiously walk into the castle, taking care that no one sees you which was… surprisngly easy since there weren’t many guards or really any of the castle staff walking around
>Huh to be the home of the rulers of this kingdom, security was really lackluster, you have seen hot dogs stands better guarded than this.
>After some time you take a turn and walk into a hall with tons of doors and see a familiar logo engraved in one of them…
>The moon symbol that was engraved into the doors of Luna’s study, oh man if she was there and she came out for whatever reason then it was game over for this whole plan.
>You walk very carefully so if Luna was there, she wouldn’t even suspect that someone passed through that hallway.
>But the moment you pass in front of that door. Something stops you from going directly to your room… there were voices coming from the study… and they were arguing.
>”Don’t sugarcoat me Luna, tell me everything!” oh fuck that was Moonlight
>”What THEY did you mean, and let’s not jump to conclusions-“ Damn that was Luna… hmmm were they talking about you? You better stay here for a while to listen to their conversation
>Moonlight interrupts Luna “Yeah, yeah, I know that part but I do need to know at least the first version you know” Huh she didn’t sound like she was angry… it was more like motherly concern
>You can hear Luna sigh “It seems that Cherrywood and Anon scared some foals for no apparent reason” Oh come on! No reason? That is-
>”That’s not the truth” You hear Moonlight answer Luna with some relief
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>>27864575
>Luna replies back with some indignation in her voice ”Moonlight, please trust my word, that’s what the teachers told my sister I am not lying to you… You know that I would never-“
>Moonlight lets out a small laugh “How many times I have told you to relax… Chill out Luna, your sister got a wrong version”
>Yes! Thank you based Moonlight! You have redeemed yourself from beating Twilight without even stopping to listen to what actually happened
>”But how can you know that?” Luna asks with some concern in her voice
>Moonlight’s tone goes back to the relaxed one that you knew her of ”I know my Cherrywood, she doesn’t go and scare ponies without a reason and I’m sure that you don’t think that Anon would do something like that just out of malice”
>D’awww she really thinks that you are a nice dude… but even with that, it was nice to hear that she actually knows how her daughter thinks, and this was nice because it meant that she won’t get into too much trouble
>”I suppose…. No you are right, my little star is a good foal, and he would never do such thing” Luna says convinced
>It was a good thing that Luna never knew you when you were a human… considering all the shit that you did when you got drunk.
>But ignoring that, there was something about how she said those words that warmed your heart and definitely now you had to fight back the urge to break into the room and give her a big hug
>”Yup, but that doesn’t mean that they don’t deserve a good ol’ ears pull” Moonlight says in a playful tone
>WHAT?! Come on Moonlight! You already said that you were chill about all of this!
>”I am afraid that I don’t understand… if you are sure that my sister has wrong information why they would deserve a scolding” It seems like Luna was as confused as you about her sudden change of mind
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>>27864587
>Moonlight lets out a chuckle and answer Luna’s question with her usual relaxed voice ”For starters I am sure that they DID scare those foals, is just that they didn’t do it without a reason and finally they must be hiding from us or doing whatever foals do instead of coming to us and admitting their mistake”
>”Oh… I suppose that you are right” Luna was now convinced by her friend’s reasoning… aww shit it seems like you are getting scolded after all
>”Of course I’m right, trust me on this Luna” You can almost see Moonlight nodding to herself
>”I… understand, so nothing too harsh right?” Luna asks again, you felt that she was still not sure about this
>”Yup, they need to understand that they can’t hide from their problems and that we are not their enemy, so be stern without sounding angry… just listen to what your son has to say” Fuck… Moonlight was right… you can’t deny that
>Ok it seems like you already have a pretty good idea about how things will fly for you in the near future, time to go then…
>”Very well… by the way Moonlight, how are you doing with that thing about your husband?” Or maybe you can stay a little longer.
>You can hear Moonlight growling “You know we don’t talk about him” holy shit dude, whatever problems she must have with the guy, it must be big since she sounded pretty fucking angry there
>Ok, now is time to go, considering how fast Cherrywood is she must already brought the first part of the materials to your room
>You can hear Luna nervously chuckle ”Oh that’s right... my mistake, please accept my apologies… eh… let’s go back to work… we still need to organize the guard so they can do the repairs caused by the weekly Ponyville problem” wait that was… Twilight’s home, right? What the fuck happened?
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>>27864600
>”Oh, brother… What happened this time?” Moonlight finally replies, tired and annoyed
>”Hmmm… Let me see… it seems like somepony sabotaged the cloud factory in Cloudsdale when the city was hovering over Ponyville” Luna said that in a monotone and tired voice
>Was this kind of stuff regular? Because if so, maybe Equestria isn’t so safe
> Moonlight lets out a small growl ”So that’s why winter hasn’t come to Canterlot… Oh geez that will take weeks to fix… If I could get my hooves on the pony that did that, I would teach him a lesson.”
>Luna sighs, she didn’t like this either ”I swear, that little town always causes big troubles”
>Ok this was enough; you finally get up and walk towards your room still taking precautions to not be seen or heard.
>Despite you already knowing the way there, it still takes you some time to reach your room due the massive size of the castle you could only hope that you didn’t keep Cherrywood waiting for too long.
>When you finally enter your room you see your friend laying on your bed and playing with the dragon figurine that you got at Canterlot’s market and your cat mug.
>”Oh Mr. Dragon please don’t eat me I don’t like being food for others” She makes a squeaky voice for the cat… well more than her usual voice “You should have thought about that before coming to my lair MWAHAHAHA!” And as for the dragon she does a more raspy voice… but still came out as her cute little voice
>You can’t hold your laughter, she was so into this that you simply can’t help it
“Cherrywood, what are you doing?”
>”A-a-anon? You are here?” She quickly hides the figurine and your mug behind her back “What took you so long?”
“Eh, you know sneaking into the castle can take some time… but what was all that?”
>”N-nothing” she blushes a little and looks away “Whatever, let’s do this already!”

And that's it, as always, criticism is welcome. Also I second this request >>27854020
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>>27864561
>Anon calling somebody else arrogant
Without somebody to take him down a peg he is on a constant high horse. I just think of Discords and Ricks and Anons and Mortys. A Anon without a Discord to make them feel inferior is a dangerous thing.
So evil anon trying to kill all Discords when?
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>>27864292
No, chupa limón
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>>27864748
>Discords AS Ricks
>Anons AS Mortys
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>>27863939
>Hunting for a growlithe
>I have them everywhere
What do you have nearby anyway?
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>>27864785
Pikachus and rhyhorns
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>>27864748
PhD Anon is a really arrogant bastard, but he can lose his temper pretty easily, like with the whole moon bussines with Luna, and that will just keep happening. PhD Anon will be in for a rude awakening when it comes to magic and chaos
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>>27864838
He seems to not like not knowing something. His intelligence is a advantage and a handicap since when it comes to magic he is pretty much a child.
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>>27864613
There were a couple spelling errors in the first post but other than that good as always.
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>>27864785
You got growliths everywhere!? Lucky, all i got is , sythers, pinsers, bulbasaurs and on the rare occasion a dratini.
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>>27864926
There's always both spelling and grammar errors as well as missing words in Elo's posts. But it's still good nonethaless, easily ignored with basic knowledge and sense for word placement.
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>>27865051
While I'm at it, Wanda, you too have some missing or misplaced words or mixed word orders. Nothing to heavy with that last part, just a word put in front of another in a way like trying to say "This is a black cat." but instead saying "This a is black cat."
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>>27865051
English isn't his first language you know
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>>27865157
WALL
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>>27865077
I do what I can, Elo too and we have fun on it.
That's the point, isn't it?
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>>27857499
>The both of you stood up there. soaking up the praise and cheers.
>after that was done, you had to sign a few papers. They also wanted to know where to ship the arcade cabinet to. In which you just wrote in "Princess Twilight's Castle"...you were sure Twilight would hold it for you until you could get it later.
>When you and Nymous stepped down from the stage. You were both immediately swarmed by the crowd as they bombarded you with questions and praise.
>"That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!"
>"How long had you been playing the game, Anon?"
>"I never ever have seen Anypony play like that before!"
>"Can I hug your sister?"
>It actually felt pretty good to get everyone's praise and cheers. You thought it wouldn't feel great. But you could feel your ego inflating. On earth, you were above average. In Equestria...you were a gaming GOD.
"Heh, believe it or not. That was my first time playing."
>"What?! No way! That's such a lie"
>"Maybe it isn't, I've never seen him at the arcade before"
>"Or even near it"
>"Maybe that's his talent! He's good at everything!"
>"Maybe we should revive the club"
>".....Erm...Miss Nymous, could I get a kiss?"
>You grin a toothy grin. Oh yeah, whatever rep you had that was ruined probably fixed itself and went up a thousand fold.
"Hey now guys, relax. No need for a club when I'm already among you. Just uhhh...remember this. If there's danger, and I'm around. I'll pretty much take care of it....yeaaaah!"
>You struck a pose, and absorbed the excited crowds cheers and claps on the ground. Nymous was busy giving hugs to any colt that wanted it. At this moment, you were the perfect pair.
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>>27864926
>>27865157
>>27865190
I didn't know that and didn't mean it to be rude in any way if it was i am sorry .
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>>27864957
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic and mocking me.
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>>27865227
nah, don't apologize. nobody was insulted
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>>27865218
HYPE
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>>27865227
Don't worry Anon.

>>27864613
You did some commas, but your update was good n' cute as always.
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>>27865288
You did miss some commas*
Cellphone derped.
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>>27865288
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>>27865218
>With the event over. You positioned your crown to tilt a little to its side. You thought it made it seem quarky and cute. Nymous just kept it right up on her head in a normal position. You both only stuck around as much as you needed to and as soon as you felt comfortable leaving. You left with Nymous, letting the colt crowd know that you had "things to do" and not to follow. And like sheep, they complied.
>Maybe Chrysalis wasn't wrong after all. A little confidence and smug didn't seem to hurt here and there. You got out of that place pretty painlessly. Accepting your prize and gaining the praise. Hell, you completed a game noone else could. Albiet...there was probably humans who could have done it first try. Not like you'd ever have to worry about any other humans at all really. It'd really suck if there was a human turned unicorn. He'd probably be an asshole who'd be able to kick your ass unless you had the horn....the horn..
>You hoped you'd get that back.
>As you and Nymous step away from the crowd. You look to her with a smile.
"How are you feeling Chrysalis?"
>"....I feel....pretty good" She says with a soft and positive voice. Almost like Fluttershy.
>You let out a lighthearted giggle
"That's great! See? Doesn't it feel good when your friend helps you get what you wanted? You got the crown just like I did. We got to share the victory...and yeah, I admit..being smug was fun. But...I feel really good giving you that experience, you know?"
>"Oh yes...I know" Nymous said as she wiped a tear form her eye. "Anon....Can I tell you something?...my true feelings on the subject?..please?"
>...oohhh shiitt. OH SHIT!
"Y-yeah! of course! Whatever it is...I won't judge or laugh. I promise..."
>No..hugs might be the order of the day after this.
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>>27865422
Nice digits
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>>27865422
>"Well...." Nymous raises her hoof to take off her crown, and looks at it. Looking around as if to see if anyone else was nearby. Given you realized you were taking a road to Fluttershy's cottage. It was pretty barren at this point. "..Anon..... I feel...."
>Suddenly, she throws her crown right at your face as she starts barking at you "ABSOLUTELY AGITATED WITH YOU! HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME PITY!"
"Ow! H-hey! What the?!"
>You back off from her as you rub your face. ngh, that actually stung.
"Aggravated? How could you be aggravated? Is that what you wanted?"
>"What I WANTED was to win! That includes defeating you too. By you winning and calling me up to accept a crown is a form of pity! You're lucky the love from the crowd was decent or else I was have thrown you off the stage right then and there! I DO NOT accept pity of any kind....it's detestable."
>Well..fucking shit man. You were just trying to be nice. In fact, after having a crown thrown at your face. You were pretty pissed yourself.
"....I was just trying to be nice to you. Why do you have to be a bitch about it? Can't you just accept the fact that you have a friend who cares about you and just wanted to make you happy? Because that's what friends do...because we're friends. So stop being a bitch and just accept it. Sheesh!"
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>>27865454
>Nymous growls at you as she starts to advance on you, her head lowered, it looked like she wanted to bite your head off. It was actually frightening to see her go from cute to angry like this...you start backing off as well. You didn't mean to strike this much of a nerve. "Listen here. I will only repeat this ONE LAST TIME. I am your friend...but the meaning of friendship to me is completely different from any of these revolting do gooding ponies. You will never change that no matter how hard you try. You want to remain in my good graces? Then don't do me those kind of favors. Instead do the favors I want you to do, that I tell you to do, and nothing more. And try to stay interesting. I enjoy our talks but when you act like this it just makes me want to hurl you into a volcano..."
>Why did she always have to be like this? Did she really enjoy being villainous all the time? Somewhere in that exoskeleton had to be a heart yearning for a real friend. You just had to find it....but you could see, you weren't going to find it by being nice.
"Tch..what's with you anyway? You know, actually. Let me ask you. If It was me giving you Equestria itself "Out of pity". Would you accept?"
>Nymous thought about it for a moment, and nodded. "Of course I would"
>...you stop..and look at her with a twitching eye
"....I thought you said you hated pity"
>She shrugged "I do, but having control of Equestria far outweighs the pain that comes from being pitied upon."
>you groan and roll your eyes
"You're really something else Chrysalis...."
>"So are you Anon, so are you...now then. The last order of important business is your dear and loving Aunt. This should be the road to her cottage. And this should be easy enough. She seems to be the softest one of Twilight's friends."
>.....
"She is...remember the deal. No funny stuff, ok?"
>Nymous groans "You don't need to remind me"

and thats it..short i know. but i have been tired from work all day
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>>27865190
I'm the one that posted twice, not the apologizer. You're all doin gr8, just wanted to point out. I failed my own English exam anyway. Twice.
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>>27865539
I'm. KT sure who got rekt here, anon with the crown, or chryssy at the end.
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>>27864600
Oh shit Moonlight seems to have problems with jer husband. What is going on with Cherrywood's dad I wonder?
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>>27865968
He loves his mangoes more than he loves her.
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>>27865968
He run away with all her mangos
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>>27865968
He cucked her with a mare that owns a plantation of mangoes
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Ebump
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Fucking hell, where is everybody?
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>>27867689
They escaped to the one place that hasnt been corrupted by capitalism.
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>>27868205
Mexico?
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>>27868342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
the reference
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>>27867689
behind the wall
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LIVE
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>>27867689
Beach
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hey thread how we doing
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>>27869930
Waiting for Celestia to give the horn back :^)
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>>27869860
You are a bitch
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>>27869930
Are you cockfish? Where have you been/
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>>27869930
Waiting for more Cherrywood
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>>27870610
cockfish?
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>>27867689
Too busy playing Pokemon and Overwatch
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>>27865968
Elo here, that will be revealed in time so please be patient also some teasing in the spoilers. Celestia is not very happy about Anon's attitude towards the teacher, certain unicorn will return and so will our favorite draconequus will make his return before the day ends
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>>27871033
Dubs and trips witnessed
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What happened to our cards against humanity deck? And what happened to the other writefags? It seems like only Erf and Elo remain
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>>27872281
>inb4 they're all hooked on Pokemon GO and Overwatch
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>>27872281
Trying to get out of platinum.
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Green when
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>>27865539
>You were taking such a chance with this. You had no idea how you were going to call out Chrysalis's shit if she got rowdy in any way.
>And then there was the captain....he hadn't shown since he....oh shit.
"Waaaaaaait!"
>You stop immediatly
>"What is it now? Cold hooves? This has to be done sooner or later Anon. Better to do it now while I'm in the mood to play nice."
>...your leg....her chest.
"I don't want to see her looking like this. We need like a coat and a leg band...maybe four leg bands so she doesn't get suspicious.
>"...Does it matter? It just means more food for me if she's going to worry about what happened to us"
"I don't want her to worry though. Come on, can't you help me out with this? Just this once?"
>Nymous shakes her head "It's not part of the deal. Besides..." She rips off her bandages, the injury was no longer there "I didn't really get attacked at all. It was a light enough wound for me to heal quickly."
"Well I can't just take my bandages off and look ok. So...please?"
>Nymous just continues walking forward "Deal with it, its not my problem"
>You could deal with it...or...
>You latch on to her left back leg, and try to anchor yourself down.
>"What?!" Nymous starts to drag you easily, then cackles "Nice try, but just because I lack magical power. I've fed myself enough to raise my strength. More than enough to drag you the entire way"
>You clench your teeth hard from the pain of being dragged and then let go when it becomes too much. Your face falling onto the dirt.
"Drat.."
>Nymous snickers at you "Well, that was a dumbass move. Anything else?"
>You still had your face in the dirt
"I'm thinking...wait..."
>You look at her with a smirk of her own
"I could just tell all those colts that you're free game and looking for a coltfriend. Sure you're teenaged looking, but you're hot enough for them not to care."
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>>27872686
>Nymous stopped "You are aware I feed on love, right?" She doesn't even look at you. Internally, that was worrying.
"But Lust is empty calories right? You think those colts can control their horsie hormones? Besides...It'll be so cute that the adults wouldn't be able to contain themselves and ask you things like babysitting their kids or telling you how happy you seem to make them. I know you hate that shit."
>"......" Nymous just looked on ahead
"......so?"
>Nymous sighs, turning her head, showing her agitation "...Fine...but what are we even going to look for?"
>You get up and dust yourself off.
"Anything that looks natural."
>Nymous looked back at the town. Then looked forward, the cottage could be seen just a small distance away. She grumbled to herself. She just wanted to get this over with.
"If I had my horn, I could whip something up. Can't get my clothes from home. They are too fancy."
>Nymous looks to your saddle bag. She did know of one thing you could use. "What about that device you have?"
"Device?..The Grappling hook? That's not clothes Chrysalis"
>"But you do put it around your leg. Why don't you just put it on to cover the injury. And then explain it away if she asks?"
".....huh..."
>You look to your Saddle Bag. And take out the Grappling hook.
"..That's actually good thinking. I didn't think of that. I hope she doesn't ask to see how it works though"
>"Just don't mention it. Or just say something along the lines of you using it only when needed. Just lie to her, it's not hard at all. I do it all the time"
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>>27872749
"All the time?....."
>You give her a stoic look at her as you raise your eyebrow
>Chrysalis rolls her eyes at you ".....Aside from my promises....ugh, I swear. I should have said screw it to the whole thing and ran off. I'm sure I could have regained my beautiful self in some other way"
>You remove your bandages and fasten your grappling hook on your leg. You wince from a sting of pain. But.....it covered up the bite.
"Hey, it covers it right up! ehhh, I don't really want to lie though...but, I don't wanna deal with her worrying about it. Because she'll just remember the whole chimera thing. The cuddles are nice yeah, but...Hey!"
>Nymous was walking forward, ignoring you,
"You could wait for me you know!"
>You rush up to her side and walk alongside her.
>She says in a sarcastic tone "Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your insane ramblings."
>...you did do that sometimes.
"..ok, well..just remember...be nice."
>"...and when we're done, we go our separate ways for the rest of the day."
>wut?
"Uhhhh, no"
>"Yes, me being stuck with you wasn't part of the wager. And there's a few things I'd like to do before returning to Twilight's castle. And I'd rather do it alone"
"Too bad. Because I know whatever it is...it's probably evil."
>"Probably.That's why I'm going to give you fair warning. Try to stop me and I'll crush you beneath my hooves"
"You won't...You need me remember?"
>"I do, but I could still do what I wish to do if I simply send you to the hospital for a couple of weeks...ohhh, my poor brother" Nymous says in a sad and crushed tone "I tried to protect him, but that beast...it....it.... ngh" She lets out a sorrowful cry before looking at you with a grin.
>She'd probably do that too. And given her idea of friendship. She'd probably not even care
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>>27872995
>And without your horn....
".....fine..but just this once. As a friendly favor....BUT ONLY if this goes well"
>She snickers at you "...as if you could stop me either way"
>God, she was definitly more of a handful then Discord. With Discord you could atleast reason way or get him to agree to something. But Chrysalis...you couldn't even tell if she was lying or not. Also her adapting to using human terms was throwing you off. You wondered what the other fans would think of it.
"I still could use the horn once I get it back. Don't tempt me...you know I trump you with it's power"
>"......" She sighs and rolls her eyes once more "You're such a coward hiding behind that thing. But fine, whatever...just remember, if it goes well then you won't be using your horn on me. You already said it so you have to keep your word"
"Only if you keep yours, just trust me Chrysalis. I'll get you seeing the good points of friendship yet"
>"I doubt it, besides..I could choose a form that would entice all your preferences at once. Given how lustful you are, I'm sure I could eventually make you mine utterly and completely." Her eyes begin to glow green...oh shit. She still had that?! Even then, without her horn. It couldn't be anywhere near effective.
"yeah well..."
>You look away
"You can't resist forever..."
>"We'll see who gives in first"
>...Was Chrysalis really your friend? It was really hard to tell...
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>>27873138
>When you both reach the cottage bridge. You could see Fluttershy near the family statue. She was cleaning it with the help of a few animals as she hummed a sweet little tune.
>"...egh...I think I preferred the dubstep"
"Don't be a prude. I happen to think it's beautiful. Besides, don't you sing?"
>"I can, I do, and it's much MUCH better than that. My singing actually has meaning to it. A beauty that can't be replicated by anypony else"
>......
"I think you meant to say that your singing only represents how you THINK you're about to win..and we all know how that tu-ow!"
>She whapped the back of your head
>"Don't get cute..hrn?...there's a little white rabbit coming our way"
>hmm? You look over, Ahh! Angel, what fucking luck. If anyone will sniff out Chrysalis's ruse and probably help you once you explain to him why she's here. It's him.
"Better be careful Chryssi..This guy can figure shit out pretty quick."
>You smirk at her
>Angel steps in front of the both of you and looks up.
>You both stay silent. But any minute now he was going to.....
>.....give her a gentle hug and produce a bouquet of flowers from seemingly out of nowhere.
>........what an asshole.
>"What a sweet little rabbit..awwww" Nymous gives him a gentle scratch with the edge of her hoof under his chin. Giving you a quick evil glance as if to say "You were saying?"
>...double assholes...
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>>27873298
.....calling it a night. I dunno whats wrong with me as of late. either depression from the bills or just more tired than usual
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>>27873482
Don't push yourself man, if you think you have a problem talk to a therapist or friend or family member.
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>>27873298
>"You were saying?"

Kek, I expected that.
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>>27873482
Take a break when is nefessary
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Where are our drawfriens?
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>>27874402
Here.
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>>27874402
here Ill draw something for you
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>>27874731
Yaaay you are not dead

>>27874868
Yaaaay you are not dead
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>>27874868
>>27874731
Please do Erf Anon and PhD Anon arguing while both Discods laugh at them and eat popcorn
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>>27874868
I'll do an image with erf's if you do one with elo's or something like that.

One argument, the other retorts. How bout it?
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>>27874992
Oh shit a drawfag crossover, that's great
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>>27874927
>>27874949
>>27874992
i-i cant lie to all these hopeful faces
i-im not actually a drawfag a-at all i-i was just trying to instill hope
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>>27875162
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>>27875162
You are a horrible person
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>>27874949
arguing about what?
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>>27873298
i dont get it

why would he let chrysalis of all creatures get a pass just to spite anon
seems dangerous for fluttershy
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>>27875475
ok horns
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>>27875499
witnessed
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>>27875484
Because she's hot. Unless you mean Discord.
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>>27875475
Who gives better cuddles, Luna or Fluttershy
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>>27875484
because Discord is beimg childish
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>>27875499
....thats it. I'm gonna make the horn necklace an actual thing
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>>27875499
So far I like it, but the sombra horn makes Erf's Anon hooves look weird
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>>27876890
Pendant sounds manlier. Safer where he can see it, rather than his bags being stolen again. And they'd have to get pass his teeth, or knock him out/down I guess.

>>27876898
It looks weird because I didn't care to make it not look weird.
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>>27877127
>equal horse will never get you alone in a cave for /ss/

life is suffering sometimes
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>>27877127
Will you finish the pic?
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>>27877984
no, never
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>>27878006
But why
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>>27878006
Thank you, stand in .
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>>27878125
And because I almost never finishing if I stopped at any point in between.
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>>27878159
Finish anything*
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>>27878159
There's always a first time
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>>27864884
Super late response, but yes. He's an intelligent dude, but his knowledge is about our world and mostly about physics which doesn't really function like that in Equestria especially since magic can bend them at will. Plus he is suffering the childification at a much faster rate, so he easily loses his temper when he faces something that is just too far from the realm of (Earth's) possibilities like the moon and sun being raised by Luna and Celestia
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oh shit, where's everybody?
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>>27878426
>>27879743
Writting my update, and I think coffee is dead or something
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>>27876613
i meant angel

i thought for sure he would instantly hate chrysalis just for what she is and for being around fluttershy
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>>27880534
Because Angel hasn't scored since Anon came to Equestria
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>>27873298
>It was then that Fluttershy noticed the both of you. "Hmmm?"
>And then, at first, she notices you and smiles "Anon! How was...."
>And then she sees the beautiful teenaged mare next to you "...uhmmmm..Anon?" She says as she hovers over and lands in front of the both of you. "Who is that?" Fluttershy didn't know why, but her protective instinct was kicking off.
>You look to Nymous with a smile
>"Aunt Fluttershy, allow me to introduce..."
>You look back at Fluttershy and hold a hoof towards Nymous
"My older sister, Nymous!"
>Fluttershy was in understandable disbelief "Older...sister? I guess I see the resemblence...and I don't mean to sound rude...but, Anon...is there any proof?"
>You nod
"Uh huh...verified by Twilight even. And she's very very nice...why don't you say hi Nymous?"
>Nymous looks to Fluttershy. and forces a fake smile. "Hello Aunt Fluttershy" She bows "It's so so good to meet you...o-or..should I not call you Aunt....you don't know me...So.."
>Fluttershy realizes she may have been a little too rude and apologizes "U-uh..no no. I'm sorry. It's just...well...ummm.." She didn't know what to say. It was like...just like you....just sprung up from out of nowhere
>Nymous looked down, an expression suggesting she had already been rejected "...I see"
>Fluttershy couldn't see past the fake expressions. instead she was pierced by them "Oh..please..don't cry. Please? Where are my manners?...mmnnn..." Fluttershy put on a smile "Hello Miss Nymous, I'm very glad to meet you"
>"R-really?....I don't know...Anon already has a family and...I none of you really need me..I guess" Nymous started to turn around, hanging her head low.
>You nearly rolled your eyes. Ham it up much?
>"...no no. Miss Nymous. I really do mean it. And if Twilight says your Anon's sister. Well, that's good enough for me. In fact, if Anon had told me that, I still would have believed it" Fluttershy lied.
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>>27880534

Because Angel got duped. Also, Nymous is hot. Even he can see that
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>>27880871
what
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>>27880913
>...in fact. You could even tell that was a lie....Fluttershy...lied. She has before, you know she has through the show. But, it was odd seeing her lie in person.
>Nymous sweetly smiled "...T-thank you...I" She then looks back down, with a sad expression "I've been suffering for so long. I thought i'd had lost my only light of hope left...my darling little brother. And now...it seems he found a family..and..I may have to...I'd..love to get to know you...C-can I call you Aunt Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy nods with a smile. She knew she was jumping the gun. But if You and Twilight said she was family. Then so be it, she'd make her feel welcome...she just hoped it wasn't some sort of trick. "Of course you can, you are my niece after all"
>Nymous put a hoof to her heart as she acted stunned "....I....I...I don't know...what to say"
>"You don't need to say anything Nymous" Fluttershy drops the "Miss", now that she had accepted her as her niece "In fact, I'm nearly done cleaning this statue. If you want..." Fluttershy looks down at Angel "Angel, would you mind serving Anon and Nymous some tea?"
>Angel did a salute. The little bastard. You were sure he would see through her disguise...or atleast immediately hate her. Was she that alluring?
>You turn to Nymous, who had a soft breeze blowing through her emanculate mane. Looking to the sky with gentle eyes.
>You blush just a little
>...ok she was alluring...dammit
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>>27881005
>And Angel actually went the extra mile. Setting up seats, a table, and even pulling out the seat for Nymous for her to sit down on as he served the tea. He then waited for a pat. In which Nymous gave him generous amounts.
>You just looked at the whole scene with disgust. What a little shit that rabbit is.
>Hell fuck it, you slide out Fluttershy's seat for her as she did the last few polishes of the Statue. She smiles, thanks you, calls you a gentlecolt, and gives you a kiss on the nose. the whole shebang.
>You then sit down on your seat.
>"Is everypony comfortable" Fluttershy asks
>Nymous nods "Mhmmm"
>you nod as well, letting out a happy "yes"
>"Good. Now..Nymous, since you are the newest addition to the family. Why don't you open up with a topic. Actually wait..." Fluttershy then looks to you "Anon, does your father know about Nymous?"
>You shake your head
"No, she just...sorta showed up at school"
>You shrug with a nervous smile.
>"Oh...Nymous...would it trouble you if I asked where you came from?"
>Nymous took that as a cue to look hurt. "O-oh...mnn, I've explained it to a few ponies already. But everytime I think about it..it hurts all the more."
>Fluttershy could see tears coming from Nymous's eyes. She immediatly felt bad and ashamed and started to tear up too. "O-oh no...Please don't cry. I didn't know you had a terrible past too..please..please don't cry. I won't ask anything more about it..."
>Oh brother...even as you look downward, there was sympathy for the devil. Angel had tear in his eyes too.
>....eggghhhh
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>>27881060
>"Aunt Fluttershy, I thank you very very much for accepting me...I really really do" Nymous says with a soft happiness. "There's so many questions I want to ask. I want to ask because...I forgot what it was to be part of a family. And I want to know my Aunt so I can get close to her"
>RED FLAGS..RED FLAGS!
>"Of course, you can ask me anything Nymous" Fluttershy beamed as she took a sip of tea
>Get Ready Anon....if she says anything out of place. Intervene..you had to make sure it wasn't anything...nefarious.
>"Well... as I understand, you're the element of Kindness. Am I right? I've read about Princess Twilight and her friends on my travels. I was wondering, is there any way I could see it?" It seemed Chrysalis wasn't entirely clear on the process that made the rainbow power....or maybe she did...but wasn't aware of the Tree of Harmony's location?....something was one hundred percent off about this question Hell, that was a mistake right there. Surely Fluttershy would be slightly suspicious and conceal the location of the tree.
>"You are right. But I never carried the element around with me. It was much too important to leave around. Besides, It's part of the Tree of Harmony now." Fluttershy smile slightly lessened, something about it did seem a little odd to her "Why do you ask?"
>Nymous just took a sip of her tea "I was just curious." Nymous was now plotting silently...was the tree in the castle perhaps? Did she somehow miss that? Thats what was going through her mind. "..Erm...So, what do you and Anon like to do together?"
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>>27881143
>SUPER RED FLAGS!
>You raise your hoof
"Actually, Aunt Fluttershy..c-can I answer that one?"
>You didn't need Chrysalis having any kind of ammo of the teasing variety.
>"Oh..sure! If you don't mind Nymous. Anon hadn't had a chance to talk yet"
>:I don't mind at all" Nymous looked towards you, she could already tell you wanted to try to cover your ass. In fact, knowing about anything embarrassing was exactly her goal.
>......good
"Well, Aunt Fluttershy has fed me and given me good advice. She's made sure I'm ok if I ever get hurt. We've played board games. And of course she let me sleep over..that's about it really"
>"Mhmmm" Nymous nods, then looks over to Fluttershy with a slick smile "anything you'd like to add to that Aunt Fluttershy?"
>"Mhmm, what Anon hadn't told you is that we cuddle. Infact, if you had wings, he especially loves to be snuggled while a wing blankets him and keeps him all warm and snug. In fact, Anon likes kissies on the nose too! So I always make sure to give him a kiss so he knows how important he is to me. Ohhhh! Oh!" Fluttershy got a bright idea "Maybe you could do that for him too Nymous! He always has this cute little smile after a nose kiss. It always warms my heart! He's such a little sweetie!"
>Nymous slowly turns her head and gives you an evil glare "I never would have guessed"
>........goddammit...
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>>27881233
>You hold back an annoyed groan as you look to Nymous with a question of your own
"Can I ask a question Aunt Fluttershy?"
>"Well yes...erm...but I'm not a teacher. And we're all family. You don't need to ask to ask a question" Fluttershy always felt it odd that you always felt that you needed to ask to ask a question instead of just asking it.
"Oh...erm. Well, It's about Nymous really. She's my sister, and you're my aunt. That's for certain..but she's really had a hard life. Just like me...so would it be bad to ask if you make sure to show her...some extra love? You know...kisses on the nose and stuff"
>You give Nymous an evil glare of your own
"I'm sure she's appreciate it..."
>REVENGE! Even if Chrysalis could feed off the love, you knew she didn't actually like displaying huge amounts of affection without a reason for it. Especially the cuddly wuddly kind.
>"Well of course I can. Nymous, I can already tell your brother loves you very much and only wants you to be happy. I know your older than him, but you're never too old for affections." Fluttershy giggled "Infact, Group hug everypony!"
>Yeah! Group hug! Cuddles from the Flutters and you were sure Chrysalis wouldn't enjoy direct hug contact.
>And just as you thought. as You all moved in for a group hug. Nymous was reluctant. explaining it away as her having not felt such family love in such a long time. But you could see...you could definitely see the disgust in her eyes.
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>>27881393
>And this went on for the rest of the visit. Of course Fluttershy asked about the grappling hook, something you could easily explain that you just wanted to wear it. You tell her about the arcade championship thing and Nymous goes into some details on what brought her to Ponyville. Anytime Nymous brought up anything suspicious however, you managed to deter by either giving an answer of your own or by switching subjects on any follow up questions. This went on for a little while until Nymous had enough of it. With a fake yawn, she explained she had to go talk to Twilight about setting up her stay at the castle.
>Fluttershy then took a look back at the statue. "To her, the statue was now incomplete. And given the pleasant time she had with Nymous. She felt that was wrong. She looked to Nymous... "Nymous...what do you think of the statues behind us?"
>Nymous took a look at it. Internally, she thought it was a monument to a gigantic lie and nothing more. "It's..nice...but erm..I mean..beautiful actually. Everypony looks so happy"
>"We are happy...but, don't you feel it's missing something?"
>.....oh no..she wasn't suggesting....
>"......no?" Nymous wasn't following, she didn't exactly care.
>Fluttershy giggled "Are you sure? Because I was thinking it was missing a certain big sister."
>That's when Nymous understood, while at the same time filled you with dread. "Ohhh...but, it's such a nice statue already..."
>You actually open up your mouth. You actually didn't want Chrysalis to be a part of the statue. Friend yes...but you didn't want her getting too close as family in any way. The whole family thing was Discord's stupid doing. And although you'd play along. You didn't want Fluttershy having any reason to get too close.
"I agree, every statue looks perfect. What else could you add to it to make it look any better...nothing..that's what"
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>>27881454
>But Fluttershy disagreed "Actually Anon...Don't you think I should ask your father if he could do me the itty bitty favor of....well...adding one more statue to the set?" She gave Nymous a gentle smile.
>....oh no...
"....I dunno...you know how Dad is about favors...whenever I ask him for one, he sorta expects a favor from me later...you know Dads...You don't wanna deal with that right?"
>Fluttershy was surprised at you...but she also thought that maybe you didn't understand what she meant. "Anon, your father isn't like that...well..at least not with me. hrn..." Fluttershy thought maybe he was trying to teach you some sort of life lesson of some sort when it came to favors. "Ok, I'll definitely ask him personally to make a statue of your older sister. Doesn't that sound great Nymous? Everytime you see these statues, you'll always know that you have family...that you have.." Fluttershy gives Nymous a gentle press at her heart "Us..."
>.....ogh..that was cringy. Dammit Fluttershy.....Dammit.
>"Oh Aunt Fluttershy...." Nymous sniffed "That's so....wonderful."
>"Then it's settled. When I see Discord, I will ask him for another statue to complete the set...ohhh..I'm so excited to see what he could do! You must feel so happy right now! Here, let me give you a hug" Fluttershy moved in to give Nymous a hug, but she backed off. Ny mous was feeding..you could tell...But she didn't want to show anymore affection.
>"A-actually Aunt Fluttershy...I really should get goin-Hnnng!" Fluttershy moves in for a hug anyway.
>"Don't be silly! There's always time for a family hug! Don't you ever feel that it's a bother...Because in this family. We never leave anypony out."
>Nymous looked like she couldn't handle much more of the visit. Her voice was quivering. "O-of course...I-I love you Aunt Fluttershy...."
>Fluttershy took the quiver in her voice as pent up sadness. and just hugged tighter. You could swear..just swear..Nymous's face was turning green.
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>>27881454
oh shit, nigga
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>Anon is going to go all Sam Fisher and destroy the statue with Nymous at night
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>>27881520
>And at that point. It was time to go. You'd stay...But you had to keep an eye on Chrysalis.
>You wouldn't even have to go if it wasn't for the fact that she was so insistent on going.
>You of course get your hug from Fluttershy. But she also lets you know that you have a special responsibility now. To help your big sister feel welcomed here in Ponyville and as a family member. Something you accepted, you pretty much already had..one day...you would convert her.
>And with that, you both leave. Nymous was groaning the entire way after stepping far enough into the distance with you.
>"....I'm going to die...I swear I'm going to die" She falls over to her side "How can any single pony be so disgustingly kind and sweet.....I didn't think I'd survive that..."
>Wut?
>Actually, it was pretty funny
"Are you serious? hehe, come on. You handled the wedding thing just fine. And that was chockfull of love."
>"ergh...Don't remind me. At least with that I could walk away whenever I wished and manipulate most of the situation...that? That was just murder...I don't understand how Discord can stand it. He's pure chaos and yet he prefers to have the friendship of such a terrible being." Nymous put a hoof to he rmouth, feeling like she wanted to puke
>Oh yeah, this was definitly funny. you couldn't help but chuckle.
"I personally thought it was sweet. And look, you kept your promise! Are you sure you're feeling THAT gross about it? Because it looks like to me that you understand how important it is to keep a promise..."
>You move up to nuzzle on Nymous
"And...I thank you for that."
>Nymous looks down at you as you cuddle onto her belly, and pushes you away. Not hard, just enough to keep you off of her. "Don't...I don't think my stomach could take anymore. We feed on Love...we don't give it. It's...just not right"


and thats it for the night
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>>27881573
for next time. a little more conversation time between Chryssi and Anon. Namely Anon trying to make sure Chryssi will continue to stay on her word. considering he knows she was trying to do...something...by mentioning the elements.

Also......another pony is going to find out about the secret.....this of course...is pending.
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>>27881581
Is that pony Diamond Tiara?
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>>27882202
No, dumbo, she already knows about Nymous. Though, not the secret. Its Celestia, obviously.

>>27881581
Pretty comfy update, erf. I feel refreshed this morning.
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What happened to the guy that made this? I miss him
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>>27882333
Celestia already knew that Discord was planing to release Chrysalis as Anon's sister, you asshat. She fucking knows everything, Erf is talking about another pony knowing the truth about Anon.

Also PhD Anon v Erf Anon mini cross story when? That first time was glorious
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Tgis thread is devoid of conversation wgat the fuck, even anonfilly is better than us at that, stop being so fucking passive and discuss something
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>>27882799
eh, whatever
theres things to do, nigger
not everyone is on /mlp/ 24/7
Overwatch got a new hero, Pokemon GO is out, Ryze got reworked, other casual garbage happened Im sure as well
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>>27883267
Is not about being here 24/7 is the fact that there hasn't been any actual contribution from part of the anons in like 2 weeks. Your attitude is plain mediocre and will just contribute to kill the thread even faster than it already is
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>>27883343
eh, whaterver
a bump is a bump regardless of how little the poster cares
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>>27883366
Not really, that kind of stuff almost made Erf quit once and is happening again. Nothing kills a thread like indifference and this one is starting to be full of that.
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>>27883386
First off, if my singular opinion of "eh, whatever" carries that much weight, then the thread never had a chance to begin with.
Second, if Erf wants to quit let him fucking quit.
Finally, if the thread is becoming indifferent then do something other than complain. Spark conversation. Do literally anything other than bitch and moan. All that does is push people like me who dont care to come out of the woodwork to give a resounding
eh
whatever
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>>27883447
Elo here, keep doing that Cleetus, that will make my job easier of jumping yout shitty wall
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>>27882414
How does Celestia already know Discord's plan he only came up with 24 hours prior out of spite?
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>>27883695
During NMM, Anon confesed everything to Celestia, from him being a human to him having Chrysalis in his basement. Discord had already told Anon about releasing Chrysalis as his "sister" and Anon told Celestia that part too
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>>27883526
don't know why you use cleetus as a general name, no-one is named that.
meanwhile juan has 500,000+ people and tyrone has 100,000+, and thats in the U.S
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>>27883757
I don't remember him telling Anon he'd let her out as a sister, just that he won't let her be able to do her own thing and have a form for her when he does let her out. I don't remember the part of Anon telling Celestia he'd let her out either, just the bit about Chrysalis being there, thanks to his slip up, and then that he's working on her.
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>>27883781
And by "thanks to his slip up" I mean him letting it slip thinking she knew that much.
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>>27883776
>500k+ people are named Juan
You 'murricans disgust me
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>>27883781
Anon had to tell Celestia everything, and that was some of the shit he told her. Reread that part
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>Celestia visits twi while anon is at school
>Twi introduces Nymous
>Nymous?
>Ohhhhhh shhhhhhiiiiieeeeeettt
>Discord you fuck....whatever. im princess, just play it cool
>twi,nymous, and cele have a "nice" brunch
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>>27881520
fucking kek

eat it chryssy
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>>27883837
I'm just imagining Celestia giving this level look right into Chrysalis' eyes as she sips her tea and Chrysalis sweating bullets the entire time.
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Now that the dust has settled which Anon is the best one at picking bitches? And which one is the less pussy
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>>27881573
Since when do changelings can get full of love?
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>>27884751
its not her getting full on love. its the overaffection with no way to wqlk out. watch canterlot wedding part 1. she gets visibly annoyed with any pure positivity/affection
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>>27883794
which state you think all those juans live?
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>>27885013
New Mexico, duh
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Wanda here, will attempt update in the next two days.
Lot of Irl stuff happened, sorry.
Also your wall cant stop us.
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>>27882340
I have no tablet now
I'm doing things in traditional art but the results are shit.
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>>27885013
Some shithole like california
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>>27883776
Look at pic.

>>27885208
FIERRO

>>27885303
Oh man that sucks, what happened?

Anyways, gonna update in a while. When my head stops sppining
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>>27886118
That "Cleetus brand chocobos" title makes a lil more sense now.
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Geez I was just asking, no need to be upset… Anyways, did you bring the materials?”
>”Yup, I put them there,” Cherrywood points to one of the corners of your room where two big black bags were lying around. “It took me a lot of effort but I managed to bring everything in just one travel… And yes, everything came from my room.”
>You use your magic to levitate the bags to you. This was weird… They felt heavy but you were using what was basically fucking telekinesis. They shouldn’t feel physically heavy.
>Cherrywood looks at you mildly annoyed and taps your horn making the bags fall to the ground.
“Augh! What was that for?!”
>”Anon, don’t you ever use your hooves for anything?” She walks towards the bag and opens it with her mouth, grabbing a thick wood plank with her hoof.
“Don’t be dumb, my magic does the job fairly better than my hooves.”
>And it was true, that was a dumb question, you could only do so much with your hooves but with your magic you are able to do stuff that your physical body simply can’t.
>Like all the boring shit that you ordered dumb interns to do for you… Not like that would change, if you were still back on Earth and had crazy magical horse powers.
>Thinking of Earth, you wonder if those motherfuckers at anomalous materials finally genocided the world with their shitty reactor, because if they did then that would mean that-
>As you started trailing off, another slap in your horn brings you back to reality.
“ARGH! WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT?!”
>Cherrywood was hovering above and was looking at you filled with concern. She then taps your chest with her hoof. “Then stop spazzing out! I’m worried about you! You seem to be too lazy and I can’t have you being lazy!”
“Oh come on Cherrywood, you seem too worried about me using my magic. I’m a unicorn. And if I’ve got this right, then unicorns are supposed to use their magic. I mean what’s the worst that could happen?”
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>>27888236
>Cherrywood looks at you baffled “That you’ll become wimp!” She raises her hooves in anger. “You will become too soft and too lazy to do anything by yourself and then you will become the laughing stock of everypony! Nopony likes wimps, nopony!”
>Oh fuck off, fine you will give her what she wants just so she shuts up about this.
“So…”
>You walk towards the bag and open it with your magic
“All you want me to do is this!”
>You try to grab a wooden plank, but fail miserably…
>Cherrywood says nothing; she just raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a judgmental glare
“You want me to do this!”
>And again, nothing.
>Goddamn these fucking hooves, you were sure that Discord told you how to use them. It was probably just that you forgot how… And they weren’t precisely hands.
>Cherrywood lets out a groan ”You have to use the frog, Anon!”
>Your frog? Now THAT was rude, how dare she call you a lazy loser by comparing you to a French!
“You don’t have to be so mean! For your information, I do take showers!”
>Even if today was the first one you had since you arrived here… But that’s beside the point!
>She slaps her face with her hoof “What?!” Cherrywood shakes her head and flies towards you. She lifts your right hoof and points with her own at the bottom of yours. “See! You even forgot how to use your hooves!”
>You look at your hoof then at Cherrywood, and then at your hoof again… did she mean?
“You mean the small muscle that is beneath my hooves?”
>Cherrywood’s face becomes stoic ” … Yes that is your frog…” You get this weird feeling that for some reason she was doing her best to not call you a retard.
“Ok then.”
>You try again to grab the plank, this time trying to use the muscle, and it works, you get a grip on the plank. It felt weird, but natural. Like a tiny claw inside your hoof.
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>>27888275
>Cherrywood lets out a small sigh and proceeds to take out some of the materials from the other bag. “Finally! For real, Anon, I don’t know what was going through your mind, even babies can do this!”
“Alright! I got it! I need to use more hooves more! Sheesh let’s just do this already.”
>She doesn’t look to you as she keeps putting out stuff and organizing them into little piles. “I’m starting to suspect that you only want to do this so you have another excuse to be lazy.”
>You let out a small groan. Goddamn, she was the one who wanted to make the stupid hands… Fucking shit, you still don’t see the point when you can use your magic to do the job much faster.
>When she’s done organizing the different types of screws and hinges, Cherrywood turns to you and gives you a curious look ”Anon, I’m curious. How are you going to use the hands?”
“Well, imagine like you use them like your hooves… Hold on, let me show you with a drawing.”
>You go to your saddle bag and take out your notebook and pencil with your mouth. Why did you do that instead of your hooves or magic? Because you have seen tons of ponies do that by now.
>You place the notebook in the tea table in your room and open it with your right hoof. You hold the pencil with your magic and start drawing a couple hands.
>As a matter of fact you were competent drawing stuff thanks to the fact that you had to devise and supervise tons of devices when you were working on your bachelor.
>Cherrywood was hovering above you, looking at your drawing with confusion ”Uh, Anon? Why are you drawing the hands again? I know how they look like, but…”
“… Hush…”
>You are completely engulfed by this, you already had a very competent drawing of a pair of wooden hands, the springs will work as the tendons… but you need to know how large they are going to be in order to start making actual calculations
>But it seems like your friend isn’t following your thoughts ”Hey! I just asked you-“
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>>27888305
“I need to focus, don’t worry, I shall explain everything once I finish designing the blueprints, it’s just that I need to know how big they are going…”
>And then you see her or more like you see her hooves and legs, two perfect gray cylinders…
“…to be… Cherrywood, do you mind if I ask you something?”
>This takes the little bat by surprise who just lets out a confused, “Uhhh sure?”
>You look more intently at her legs, starting to make approximations of how long they were, but first you need to know something else.
“Are all your legs the same length and thickness?”
>Cherrywood is taken back by this question .”W-what kind of question is that?”
>You don’t look directly at her; you are still doing hypothetical calculations based on the case that her legs didn’t have any sort of abnormality and were in fact the exact same length and diameter.
“Just answer the question, this is highly important.”
>Cherrywood raises an eyebrow and rubs the back of her head. She was still highly confused about your line of questioning. “Yeah… I guess… Why?”
>You laugh a little and give her a smirk.
“Because, my dear Cherrywood, you are not only going to be my number one assistant… For this occasion, you are also going to be my number one test subject.”
>Her reaction is only limited to her tilting her head to one side and landing by your side. “Okaaay… That sounds… creepy… but please, continue.”
“What I mean is that I’m not going to be the one who will use the hands… You are.”
>Now this is what takes her by surprise, she shakes her head and looks at you with concern. “What!? But Anon-“
“But nothing, consider this a little gift of my part after all you have done for me”
>She takes a few steps back, looking down at the floor “Anon, I can’t accept that…”
>Nah, if anything she should have the hands considering how badly she wanted you to make them, and well… You won’t deny that you genuinely wanted to give her this gift.
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>>27888318
“Of course you can, as I explained to you earlier, these hands are used to manipulate objects with ease. In fact they are capable of better fine movements than hooves. I have my magic to do that sort of things so I’m sure that these things will be more useful for you… Think of how much improvement you would make on your masks. Just imagine, you will be able to add so much detail into your masks, that nopony will ever be able to tell the difference from the real thing.”
>”I-I…” You could tell that she was still hesitant but you were not going to take no for an answer.
>You move towards her and place your hoof around her neck, giving your friend a little tug. “Come on Cherrywood, you have done so much for me already, let me give you something back.”
>You can see a blush starting to form on her face, she was mustering things that not even at this distance you could hear. In the end, she complies and slowly nods.
“Excellent, now I need you to extend your right leg, please.”
>Cherrywood doesn’t say a word, she just raises her leg. You in turn start to analyze it, gently caressing so you can get a better idea of how long and the diameter of it.
>”A-anon?” Cherrywood finally speaks with a shy voice “W-what a-are you doing?”
“I’m measuring how long your leg is so I can start working on the actual math behind the mechanical hands.”
>”O-ok c-c-carry on then!” You briefly turn to see Cherrywood’s face. She was looking away, her muzzle was making a cute scrunch expression, and she was as red as a tomato… Man, this girl must be really shy.
>You had to admit though, she was really soft and gentle to the touch, almost like a little plushie.
>After a few moments, you finally get a good idea on her legs measures. It was now time to work on the cool stuff.
“Ok, Cherrywood, I will need you to keep organizing everything we will need while I do the math.”
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>>27888349
>Along the picture you start making little annotations accompanied by the required math to calculate the theoretical strength that the springs would be subjected to when the fingers move, including the angles that every joint should bend and the length that the hands would be.
>Wait, you also need to consider the belts to strap the hands to her legs, their length and how they will be attached to the hands, but a realization finally hits you…
“How is she going to make them move without magic… or fingers of her own?”
>You think for a moment while Cherrywood kept organizing and reorganizing the materials, the bags and even what little you had in your room until you have a little epiphany.
“I’m a goddamn idiot…”
>She just told you about the muscles that ponies had in their hooves… frogs, right? This will be catchy, but you can make it work.
>You come up with a system of small button sets on the base of the hands, each one made a finger move.
>The initial state of the hands then would be like a complete open hand and each button would make a finger gradually close depending on how much pressure she would put into the respective button.
>They were going to be in direct contact with the bottom of the hooves for easy access, so hopefully it can feel more natural to her.
“Cherrywood, could you bring everything to the table, please?”
>”Sure!” It doesn’t take much for Cherrywood to bring everything in a neatly organized manner… God, she was already miles better than the shitty interns you had back on Earth.
>You look at Cherrywood and give her a smile.
“Now, I know that you told me to not be lazy and use my hooves but for this occasion I will need to use my magic. Is that ok with you?”
>Cherrywood rolls her eyes and laughs. “Kekeke~ Very well, but next time will be hard hoof-work, understand?”
>You nod.
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>>27888369
“Of course, but for this time, I want to try something.”
>And that was the stuff that you did back when Celestia tried your magical potential for the first time…But you’ll try to control it.
>You close your eyes and focus on the materials that Cherrywood put on the table. You can feel your horn start glowing, making you feel every single screw, hinge, spring and tool…
>Ok, it’s working… Now to try to assemble the damn thing...
>You start with the planks; your little assistant had brought a little saw and a screwdriver with her. You grab both tools and start working on cutting the planks first.
>…You can feel the resistance that the saw encountered when cutting the wood. Again, your magic felt like an extra limb rather than some mystical force.
>It was way harder than expected; trying to be precise with both the force of saw and where you had to cut was more complicated than what you initially thought.
>”Anon? Are you ok?” You keep your eyes closed but you could definitely tell that Cherrywood was worried.
“… Yes….I… am… Okay.”
>You start to insert the hinges, then the screws. You were constructing everything at once with your magic, and while it was becoming more and more taxing, you were managing to do it…
>Or at least you felt like you were doing it, it was hard to explain since you had your eyes closed. You were basing everything on how you felt when manipulating things using your magic.
>But you were reaching your limits, not really in terms of what you could, but you were starting to lose control of your magic.
“Hnnnnnnnng!”
>You feel an electrical shiver going up your spine and into your horn… You need to hold it…. You can… control…it.
>”ANON!” Cherrywood tackles you, making your spell break.
>You open your eyes and see Cherrywood standing on top of you.
“Cherrywood! What do you think you are doing?!”
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>>27888391
>”What am I doing?! Anon, are you crazy?! You were starting to glow like a Hearth’s Warming eve tree! The whole room was starting to be engulfed in your magic!”
>You turn your gaze from Cherrywood to the rest of your room. Most of the furniture had been moved, drawers were on the floor, same with the books that you got from Canterlot market.
>You cover your face with your hooves and let out a disgusted groan.
“I can’t believe that this happened! I thought that I had enough practice to control my magic!”
>Cherrywood rolls her eyes and yells at you again “I can’t believe you’re worried about that! What would have happened if you hurt yourself?!”
>You didn’t answer, not because she was right, but because you can’t stop feeling angry about how powerless you were when it came to magic.
>It was a mere mental process that had actual physical results, or at least that’s what Discord told you. So then why was it so hard? You had a bright mind to say the least.
>You bet that even in Equestria you could very well be one of the most intelligent individuals alive and Celestia already confirmed that you had tons of magical potential
>So why were you finding this whole magic shit so hard? It was so fucking frustrating… You need to keep persevering… You need to understand magic so you can dominate it.
>”Well, at least nothing seems to be broken…” Cherrywood finally breaks the silence and makes you come back to reality, she hops off you and start inspecting the mess that you made “Hey, your cool dragon toy and the mug are intact!” She holds the items for you to see.
>You let out a laugh… Oh man; her happy expression did in fact warm your heart. You can’t stay mad at her… And now she was ordering your drawers and books, d’aaaw she’s too pure for you to hold a grudge against.
>The tea table was now flipped over. You return it to its proper place using your magic, and when you do that-
”Heey, Cherrywood stop what you are doing and see this!”
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>>27888433
>Cherrywood immediately flies towards you “What’s the matter, Anon?”
>You don’t say anything; just point at the floor and make a huge grin. Cherrywood looks confused at where you were pointing… And then your friend’s face lights up like a Christmas tree.
>”Are those?” She looks at you with that cute, excited face.
“Mmhmm, seems like despite all the chaos I caused in this room… We actually did it!”
>And there they were, a couple of wooden hands.
>Thank god that you had so few stuff in here, otherwise this would be a bigger mess… But hey, the hands were completed, that was an actual achievement.
>”Can I try them?” Cherrywood asks, not being able to hold her excitement.
“Well of course, they are yours after all… And we also need to know if they DO work.”
>Cherrywood picks the wooden hands from the floor, but when she tries to put them on, a familiar mare steps into the room... It was Celestia.
>”So there you are…” She walks towards you and gives you a smile. “We have been looking for you two.” Celestia giggles. “I guess that it was a little silly to not look here first.”
>Cherrywood immediately bows. “P-princess Celestia! What a surprise!”
>Celestia turns to Cherrywood. “You must be Moonlight’s daughter, your mother is worried about you.” She gently strokes the bat’s mane. “Please, don’t make her worry anymore, she’s at my sister’s study, you know where that is, right?”
>Cherrywood nods and then turns to you. “O-Ok… uumm… Anon.” You notice that she was hesitating about something… She was carrying the hands. Maybe she was still hesitant about accepting them.
“It’s okay, Cherrywood, I already told you, those are yours now.”
>Cherrywood shakes her head “It’s… not that”
“Huh? Then what is it?”
>Cherrywood shakes her head. “N-nothing...” She flies towards you and nuzzles into your chest. “See ya tomorrow.” And with that, she puts the hands in her saddlebag and flies out of the room.
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>>27888446
>Celestia look down the hall and after some moments she finally turns to you “Well, that was quite the sight, and I’m curious about that gift of yours... But first... We need to talk.”
>Awww shit that’s right, you were going to be scolded.

That's it, hope you like it because this is the lewdest I will go with the little bat.
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>>27886118
>what happened?
The tablet wasn't mine
I live in a shithole where a $85 tablet costs 5 times more
At least I discovered that drawing with tablet does not improve the traditional art.
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>>27888504
>I live in a shithole where a $85 tablet costs 5 times more
South America? Ignoring that, I feel for you, really. I hope that you can get back the tablet soon or get one for yourself
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>>27888460
Anon does need to be careful, the more inventions that reference humans he makes the more suspicious people will be about how he thought of them.
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>>27888890
There goes my song
"I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time"
"or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime"
"I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards"
"I perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards."
"I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too"
"Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue"
"From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal"
"And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle."
"Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity"
"I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity"
"In matters combat tactical and physics theoretical"
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General."
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>>27888890
No but seriously. PhD while still an arrogant dude that is also really intelligent he's quite silly. So he really hasn't thought much about that possibility and unlike Erf's Anon he has no saturday cartoon knowledge
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>>27881573
>You look down at the fallen mare, it was funny...but also curious.
"Y'know, it probably isn't good that a species that feeds on love can't actually handle what they consume."
>Nymous slowly starts to stand and lets out a little cough "We feed on it, but as I said...we don't like our prey loving on us. I'm not interested in their "feelings". It's all pointless in the grand scheme of things"
"And yet, even given your definition of friendship, you actually want to be my friend. And if affection hurts so much...why do you always show me affection then? hmmmmm?"
>You give her a sly grin.
>She let's out an "ugh" and rolls her eyes "Don't mistake that for affection. I was just toying with you, making a meal of you. And don't take my "enjoying my time with you" out of context. There's a difference between that and actual affection.." She then points over yonder to the cottage "And that was an example of the kind of affection I truly despise. Even if it is delicious. Do you realize how much planning goes into my feeding ventures? I always leave myself with outs whenever I can. It's easy to fool ponies at any point and walk away as they talk among themselves about how much they THINK I like them. When it's something like that though?.....it might as well be a bittersweet poison"
"......."
>You move in closer, with the smarmiest smirk you could
"...now who's being a big whiner? It's not that bad and you know it."
>Chrysalis looks at you with annoyed distaste "Do you want me to hit you?"
>You back off with a giggle...until you remembered something.
"Nah..no...wait...hold on. speaking of planning.."
>You look at her with accusing eyes
"What was with the whole "Elements of harmony" thing you were asking?"
>Nymous kept a stoic look as she turns to look over at Twilight's castle. "What do you think?"
"...You can't go making evil plans like that Chrysalis. Not only is it wrong, but you'd blow your cover."
>Nymous lets out an arrogant little titter "
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>>27888318
>Holding hooves
PhD Anon confirmed to be even lewder than Erf's
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>>27889328
I creamed.
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>>27889239
>"Anon..I have a life too you know. Besides, what are you worried about" Nymous taps her forehead "I'm quite powerless without my horn. What, I can't indulge in my favorite pastimes?"
>You just groan at her
>"Anon, I will do what I wish. If you care so badly then you'll just have to do a better job at "handling" me.....of course, that also means you can't blown your own cover" Nymous then starts walking towards you, making you step back, she was giving you bedroom eyes "You do know how to "handle" me, don't you?"
>You gulp, and start stepping back. Her eyes were glowing. But without her horn to supplement it's hypnotic effects. It didn't have too much of an effect on you.
>Too bad that body did....She was bringing her face to yours. and gave your nose a kiss. Making you blush.
"S-stop that..what if somepony sees?"
>Nymous brings you closer by wrapping her leg around you and pulling you close as she spoke to you in a soft and sultry voice "Nopony will see...and besides...what was that word?...ahh yes..." She giggles and whispers in your ear "We could go behind the bushes....and.....fuck"
>Your heart starts pounding, your face was deep red.
"I-I...B-but...e-erm...m-maybe?...um.."
>Nymous pushes you away and cackles "hahaha! Still can easily be played with like the lustful little being you truly are. hehehehehe" She then takes a look at the length of her own leg, then turns her head to see the side of her body "And I must admit, this form is very appealing to the usual lonely idiot."
>You get up and growl at her.
"Can you stop that?! And!...and...I will make sure you're a good pony..just you watch"
>Nymous wiggles her eyebrows seductively at you "Oh, I know you will..I'll be such a good little pony" She rubs under your chin "That you'll become my tasty little slave...." She giggles again.
>You blush, but also slowly push away her hoof
"...You know what I mean"
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>>27889493
Just like Cherrywood during the whole leg measurement
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>>27889527
>"....and of course, you have your moments where you can be boring too. Yes...I know exactly what you mean. But instead of telling me what to do, you'll have to stop me when I do it. It'll just put more challenge to the game. Now..." She gives you a gentle pat "Go inform that stooge of a Draconequus that I'll be staying with him after my night with Twilight. And no funny business Anon...keep it along the rules of our wager. Alright?"
>Was she seriously thinking you were going to do anything underhanded?
"Only if you keep to your word"
>"..Well you won't know that until something happens now won't you? Now go...I need to find the Captain. He can be a little rambunctious sometimes and I don't need him gathering unwanted attention...Unless you want us to stay here and argue...hmmm?"
>..ohh shit...he was still running around..wasn't he..?
"Ok...but remember. No funny stuff. And try not to seduce anypony..ok?"
>She smirks at you "I'll try"
>You hesitate leaving...but...you were sure she wasn't going to do anything too extreme. And if anyone thought it was weird she was walking around alone. You were sure she'd explain that you went to see if "Dad" would let her live with you..even if the truth was she already did.
>You sneaked back over to the stream near the cottage and tossed in your map.
>You drop in and fall on your bed.
>The map falls daintily on your belly. You take it and slip it back into your bag.
"...ok..."
>You walk over to your floor door....but something was wrong.
>The floor door was now...floor...saloon....door..things..the ones that swing open on hinges. Da fuck?
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>>27889684
>You go down the invisible gravity stairs once more to enter the living room. But it wasn't the living room anymore.
>It was some sort of seedy looking tavern. Changelings sitting at seats drinking a pink fuzzy drink. Playing card games, tossing darts at a dart board, And all of them giving you a dark look.
"........."
>You stay silent and take another look around. In a corner, where the orb glowed inside a beer tap, was Discord, dressed a bartender. Cleaning a glass behind a bartender's table.
>You carefully and silently make your way to him. And sit on a stool....the hell was all this?
"...Discord?...what is this?...a-are you alright?"
>discord smirked at you and turned around to fill the glass before gently sliding it over to you "Ahh, Mr.Anon...been awhile since you been around these parts...pratically a week, I reckon."
>oh....fantastic. He was playing a role of some sort. Was he ok? did you accidentally break him with that whole Blueblood thing?
"Discord...c'mon. Talk to me like a normal.....as you normally do"
>Discord sighs, looking at you with a stoic look "..Oh, you're afraid something's wrong with me. Well, kind of you to care but I'm actually absolutely alright. I'm just having fun with the locals. Can't you play along, just a little?"
>You look around..if anything..it was kinda creepy.
"Yeeeaaahhh...I don't even really know what this is. Discord..."
>You sigh
"Come on man. I heard you were wigging out about what happened. I'm sorry....ok? I can still go out and do stuff with you. But....it just depends. I was going to pee in his drink you know...wasn't that good enough? The fact I was going to do it?"
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>>27889802
>"No...because you not only didn't do it. But you let Celestia in on it. Imagine the surprise on her face when her nephew or whatever he was came to her at a loss of words. It would have been HILARIOUS.....but no, you failed to keep her out of the loop...and what's worse. Let her change the prank completely within her rules. That's why when dear old Chryssi came up to me with her plan, I said yes.. I know that you'd never have any rest with her about. You'd be FORCED to see that being a nice and cuddly weenie..." Discord produces a weenie with your face on it, and takes a bite "..is not going to win the day"
>You cringe at that. And yeah...looks like he was already willing to go through extreme measures.
"..Discord...I know I said I wanted her reformed. But even you should know you let her out too early. She's already scheming"
>Discord raises a single eyebrow, unamused "And?...it's not like she can do anything. I let he keep the ability to hypnotize...but at a very low level that only simpletons would fall for. Her magical ability is gone and she can't even change forms. I think you're worrying too much."
"...We went to see Fluttershy. You should know we went to see her. You should know that would have happened. She already wants a statue of Chrysalis. She accepted her like it was nothing. What if she puts Fluttershy in danger? What about that? You know she doesn't care about her..."
>Discord stopped for a moment...he even turned his head, it looked like he was thinking...did he not think of that?
>"mnnn...No, I'm sure I've done just enough to keep her on a tight leash. Nice try Anon. But this is between you and me. And, if Fluttershy wants that statue..then I'll make it if it'll make her happy...as for you." Discord makes a very evil grin "....You want to ask me a favor..don't you?"
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>>27889959
>...goddammit...a favor for a favor...
"..Come on...Don't do this. For Fluttershy's sake. I just need you to make sure Chrysalis stays here at night so she doesn't skulk around during the day. Not today, but day after and the days after that."
>"Trying to guilt me Anon? tsk tsk....it won't work. Unless Fluttershy is ACTUALLY in danger....which I know she isn't. Then you aren't going to get what you want from me without a fair trade.....no matter how unfair it may actually seem."
>You had to try though...
"Are you really...REALLY..going to risk that? How would you know if something happened to her? I know enough about you that you don't actually know as much as you think you do"
>Discord lets out a chuckle..but not because he found it funny. It was from agitation. "Ohhhh...I don't know whether to be proud or angry. I enjoy the fact you are trying to dupe me. But using Fluttershy? That's low....Low enough for me to actually hate."
"I'm not trying to dupe you! I'm being serious! You don't know what She is capable of...MPH!"
>Discord zips up your mouth with a literal zipper..he hadn't done that in awhile.
>"Enough Anon. I don't find that very fun that you'd use Fluttershy's safety against me. So then...before I eject you form my bar. I'm going to give you once chance to answer. Do you want me to do you a favor or not?...of course..for a trade."
>You tried to unzip yourself. But it was impossible. You even clipped the hook of the grappling mechanism onto the zipper...not it wouldn't budge.
>"...I'm waiting Anon. You can either be a wimp and not take it...Because you should know Chrysi cannot do much in that form. Or you can take what you want...at the cost of having some REAL fun."
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>>27890120
>.......There was no winning with him. He was being an idiot. Surely he knew Fluttershy was at risk. But what he wanted was for things to go his way. He wanted you at his side. He didn't want to sacrifice Fluttershy. He was convincing himself there was nothing wrong. If something did go wrong.. and she got hurt....He'd probably never forgive himself. Ugh...and a Discord who lost his Fluttershy would be something....that you can't even predict....So you nod..and agree. For his sake and Fluttershy's. You'd agree just to make sure Chrysalis has more restrictions on her.
>Discord smirks at you "I like that choice...ohhh, don't look upset Anon. Everything will be fine! I promise! Nothing will happen to Fluttershy. C'mon, even Chryssi knows not to lay a hoof on her....if she wants to remain sane..." He says with a darkness in his voice "And now you and are get to have fun! Everything works out...for me really but you get the point...now then..Time for you to be off, you're much too young for a bar...in fact..I have planning to do...so all of you get a free boot!" Discord snaps his talon as tons of actual boots appear. Oh god, it was frightening. The fleet of boots even had the changelings in a state of fright.
>Discord just started cackling as the boots starting kicking everything in sight. Anything they kick being poofed away. You didn't even have time to react as you tried to block a boot and ended up getting kicked right in the head.
>In a flash...you were back in your room. Right outside the floor door...which had returned to normal.
>You tapped at your head a few times. You only felt a slight bump. Either your head was becoming resistant or you really should go to a hospital about it.
>.....Discord....
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>>27890149
>...Well then...Atleast you didn't have to worry about Chryssi scheming and sneaking around at night.
>...oh shit...Wait!
"Ahh fuck..I forgot about the Captain!....Discord..W-wait!"
>You open your floor door...and everything was back to normal. Discord was nowhere to be seen.
"....ahh shit...Well...mnn..how much damage could he do? He's a fucking puppy now....I better go find Chrysalis. It's still daylight...And I gotta.....I gotta......dammit..."
>You open the portal door and look through it...it was night.
"Discord you MISERABLE LITTLE FUCK....YOU FUCKING SHERAGRAFEWEWF"
>You nearly blow a gasket. He must have pulled a shenanigan to make time pass all the way to the night. There was no telling What Chrysalis may have done while you were "Away"
"Goddammit. What if she hung around the crusaders...or..Oh god.."
>You felt your heart go heavy
"Diamond Tiara....what if she spread rumors?...What if she found out about my other friends and went to see them? What if she met the rest of the mane six and.....did stuff...ok..relax...her powers are super weak. Discord said she could only hypnotize simpletons. Basically idiots.....and alot of ponies are idiots....ugh. Dammit.."
>.....you were never going to get sleep. And school was tomorrow. You set your alarm to wake up much earlier than when school starts so you could dart straight to Twilight's. You wouldn't go now, you didn't want Twilight growing suspicious. Though..wouldn't it be suspicious that you didn't even go to tell her anything? Well..given the time on the clock..as you noticed. They are probably getting ready for bed...
"Chrysalis...you better keep your word...I swear"
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>>27890185
>Why did Discord do this? You didn't even know. Maybe he just wanted to see what would happen if Chryssi was left alone for a day. Maybe he's just insane...who knows...
>.....You climb into bed and try to sleep. Tomorrow would be another day....you had to be ready.
>..You close your eyes..and drift off.
>During your sleep however. You feel a few drips on your nose. Making your eyes slowly open up.
"Ngh...Discord...Why..WHY..do..y...huh?"
>You open your eyes and look up at an open portal on your ceiling, it was liquidy looking. And it looked like it went into someone's old style kitchen.
"...the...fuck? Am I dreaming?"
>As you stared into it, you saw a familiar applefilly climb over something to jump in. She falls backwards and let's out a yell.
>You yourself let out your own yell as it hits you that said applefilly is about to fall on you. You try to get out of the way but no dice. She drops right onto your stomach and bounces off right to the end of the bed.
"Hmmmmmnnnn!" You let out whine as you flip over and hold your stomach. Completely out of breath from her landing
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>>27890208
>"Wow!" Applebloom dusts herself off. Not even noticing that she fell on you "It really worked. Ah can't believe Anon would just leave his map where anypony could grab it. It's so easy to just end up here....hmm.."
>She looks back, and notices you groaning in pain. "Anon?..oh boy...ah didn't hurt you..did I?" She looked pretty concerned.
>You took a few breaths. As you feel something like fall on your nose....that parchment...it looked familiar.
"N-no..I'm alright...wait...Applebloom?"
>You look over to her, and jump back to your pillow
"APPLEBLOOM?! WHAT?!..HOW??! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!"
>WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
>"Ya don't have to yell Anon, sheesh. Ah was just returnin' your map thing. There it is right there" She points to the map that had now fallen on the bed.
>.....the map? That you dropped?..you didn't drop your map.....and yet...there it was....something was off.
"...uhhhh...Applebloom...Where exactly...did you find that map?"
>"Ah found it lying around in the classroom. As soon as ah realized what it was. Ah took it home..."
>.......ok
".....Why didn't you return it to me when I lost it?"
>This...didn't sound right at all.
>"Ah didn't know where you were"
"....so...why come to my room? If I didn't have my map, wouldn't it make sense that I couldn't get home?"
>"......huh..." Applebloom tapped at her chin "Ah never thought of that actually...ah thought maybe you had another way home, ah didn't see with with your sis when she was walking around Ponyville without ya. I would have said something. But I was with my sister...we were looking for that puppy and she was gonna show me a few lasso'n moves. She didn't seem to think that puppy was too dangerous, even though I told her what it did...we never found it though...weird huh?"
>No...he was obviously hiding to make sure he didn't get caught. And what really struck you as odd was the fact that you had only been sleeping for about an hour..if your alarm clock was correct anyway.
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>>27890313
"Ok...last question....what are you doing at my room at night? Shouldn't you be in bed?....does anypony in your house know you were coming here?"
>Applebloom blushed hard, and started swirling her right foreleg around on the bed. "Erm...Well, that actually...ah wanted to talk to you alone. See, your sister told me ah should...erm..talk to you about a few things alone...Ahh didn't know how ah was gonna do that actually...but when ah found your map...well...ah thought of a way...So ah kinda waited til night to come to see ya when everypony was asleep. Ah remembered how ya used the map when we went to the Crystal Empire"
>....ohhh shit...Was that what her and Nymous spoke to eachother about in private at the school?
"Can you give me a second...just a second"
>"Erm..Ok..." Applebloom said as she just gazed around the room.
>You got off your bed and took a look at your saddlebag. Inside was the usual contents....including...your map.
>That wasn't your map...Chrysalis probably had a map of her own. Why a map when Discord could have chosen literally anything else?....Who knows. But that map HAD to be hers....that bitch...She had planned from the start to make sure she didn't have to come home today. She dropped her map on purpose. She spoke to Applebloom back at the school to get this in her head. And dropped the map for her to find....GODDAMMIT! YOU'VE BEEN RUSED AGAIN!

and thats it for the night
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>>27890348
>Applebloom and Anon alone together in his room

I just hope he burned that pillow from before.
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>>27888754
>South America?
Yes.
Thanks m8.
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>>27888911
Did you make that song or did you find it?
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>>27890760
I found it, check out Freeman's mind, is the best lets play ever made
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This thread just got 100% lewder
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>>27890591
Brazil?
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>>27891703
No.
Brasil.
Can someone explain why nobody take over this place in few words? ^:)
>country rich as fuck
>with honest economics everybody would have medium class lives and with the spare cash we could build 1 Juno spacecraft by week.
>but commies and religious are in politics fucking with everything

Just kidding we can't /pol/ out of the /pol/. So, link any threads with this answer
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>>27891880
>Springtime! For Hitler! In Germaaanyyyyyyy...!
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>>27891880
>>27891880
You people dance too much instead of working
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>>27892141
impressive

>>27892185
its a special talent
even our fight (capoeira) is a fucking dance
have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ZikmcPA0w
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>>27891880
A hue is in the thread, oh shit I have waited for so long. I need my 7-1 webm
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>>27892537
>mfw this happens every single news
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>>27890348
ANON STOP
DONT GET HER FILLYPREGNANT
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>>27892868
Where were you when the huelocaust happened? Did you cry like the rest of your countrymen? I'm legit curious about it
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>>27893347
I was going for work like
>pic related
2 hours on train trying don't laugh
laugh = ded

Best day.
Was expected since the CUP was rigged and NERMAN fucked up.
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>>27892229
Hi there brasil bro I'm not from brasil but you're cool
>>
We now know where Wanda and our drawfags went, but wherr are Ben Dover, Laskruviel and Cookiefish?
>>
>>27894184
died, obviously
The world of pone fanfiction is a harsh one, with gang wars all over the place
Pour one out for ya niggas
>>
>>27894184
Nothing of value was lost.
>>
>>27888275
>>Cherrywood looks at you baffled “That you’ll become wimp!” She raises her hooves in anger. “You will become too soft and too lazy to do anything by yourself and then you will become the laughing stock of everypony! Nopony likes wimps, nopony!”
Oh hey, like Erf's Anon
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>>27894343
Well if the crossover ever happens, Erf's Anon is confirmed for not having a chance with Cherrywood
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>>27894343
Erf and Elo have been taking stabs at each other for a while now
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>>27894383
why would he bother? He already has a better, cuter filly.
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>>27894623
That's right, that's why PhD wont ever bother with Diamond Tiara
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>>27894461
Is fun to watch them discuss tho
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>>27894645
because he doesnt have a chance, yeah
Glad were on the same page that Erf's is better in all conceivable ways.
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>>27894665
What anime is this. I have run out of interesting ones to binge watch.
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>>27894665
>because he doesnt have a chance
Dumb shitposting fag, you just phrased that as Erf's Anon not having a chance with Cherrywood because he is inferior to her standards
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>>27894720
either way works as long as someone bears their teeth at the other
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>>27894665
Shitposting fag! Tell me, do So Ra To Woto ever gets better than just meh? I watched the first two episodes and while the mish mash of technology and different shit like german uniforms and rifles set in a spanish city populated by french people is fun, the actual stuff has been fairly run of the mill. Does it get better?

Also why is Thor a woman now? Is the whole Captain America was always a nazi thing still going or they finally reveleaded that it was the Red Skull fucking with Cap's memories all along? Who thought that it was a good idea to make Steppenwolf the villain for the next JLA movie? Why there are three Jokers now?

Why are Marvel and DC so shitty right now?
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>>27894747
But that doesn't work you stupid idiot. You phrased that as PhD Anon being superior since he mets Cherrywood's standards while Erf's Anon doesn't since he has been pussyfied but then you backpedaled and said that Erf's Anon is superior
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>>27894797
Never seen Sound of the Sky
Thor's a woman because Nick Fury whispered a secret phrase in Thor's ear which made him unworthy.
Then he became evil in Axis and Loki picked it up and was happy for once in his life.
Also then its on the moon or something and then a cancer patient Jane whoever somehow goes to the fucking moon and picks up Mjolnir.
The answer is because pandering.

It was already revealed that Red Skull's sentient and sapient Cosmic Cube altered Captain America's past to make him a Hydra.

Snyder.

Because DC couldnt come up with a good way to explain why the Joker's personality has changed so much without admitting that theyre nothing but a grim dark company now.
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>>27894830
>The answer is because pandering.
yes but for what reason, the decision is plain retarded

>It was already revealed that Red Skull's sentient and sapient Cosmic Cube altered Captain America's past to make him a Hydra.
And the story keeps getting shittier and shittier
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>>27894937
The reason for pandering?
Uhhhhhh
well I mean sales probably
>>
we need new thread
>>
I'll make one.
Any request for that OP? I'll double check name spelling
>>
Made a new thread:

>>27895820
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>>27895623
Children of chaos
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>>27895849
Whelp I fucked that up too. Originally I was against the idea but it makes total sense now.
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