It's your favorite pony's birthday! What do?

>rape

>>27816978
But Pankie's birthday already passed. May 3rd for those of you wondering

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>>27816978
I dunno, she's like a gorillion years old.
Probably just spend the day together, just the two of us.

We go somewhere, anywhere she wants.

>>27816978
Happy happy birthday
Happy birthday cake
Happy happy birthday
Pin the tail on the showhorse
Happy happy birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWILIGHT
Whoooooooooo yeah another year older
"IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY"

>>27817022
Godfuckingdamnit.

I know this isn't the ep you're referencing, but now I want to see a 'good neighbors' like episode in the show.
>"Gee girls, y-you think President Twilight was trying to tell us something?"
>'YES I WAS!!!!!!'

You give your friend Pinkie Pie a present: a cute little collar. You lie to her and say this represents friendship where you come from. She starts wearing it everyday to show her gratitude. What she doesn't know is it has magic that makes it so no matter what you say Pinkie must obey you.

>>27817000
pls explain, anon

>>27817002
Come on, man. 'Tia's b-day, you gotta try and do something she's never done before. Surprise her, after all her time, she must appreciate a good surprise.

>>27817036
I wondere you got that glorious idea from.....
>>27709122

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>>27817040

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>>27817040
Well we have 24 hour cycles in which the Earth rotates around the sun. We call this period a day, and the amount of rotations these rotations that occur are 365, which is why 365 period is called a year. As days go by, they slip into others, With the closure of night rotation at Midnight of the 5th, it will be the 6th. Some people are born on or inbetween these times, and as such, are considered their days of birth, or birthdays. When a day of birth has already previously occurred in the period of a year, this is known as a "missed birthday" because the day in which it happens only happen once every 365 day/night cycles.

I hope this explains the concept for you.

>>27817051
I don't know man, sometimes they just pop up in my head

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>>27817059
You have enlighten me anon, thanks a lot

>>27816978
Nothing, because she doesn't exist.

>>27817056
Interedasting. I wonder if the others have canon birthdays too.

>>27818581
A natural leader pone
Born November 22 1963
Legend has it when his parents were deciding what to call him, he uttered the word "John"
His parents decided, by some unknown feeling, that it fit well for him

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>>27816978

Give all possible efforts to get her an interesting book she hasn't read, offer myself to her as an experimental creature and generally make her happy whole day

>>27820001
A book about butts?

>>27820034

Haven't seen her read much of those. Also, this is the golden book about butts.

GOLDEN

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>Serve her breakfast in bed pancakes of course
>gift her a collection of human texts by Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin, Renè Descartes, etc.
>take her to the Party Pinkie organised for her
>get home and give her a Rose oil massage focusing in the wings
>[spoile]Eat her peach for hours
>spoon her to sleep

>>27816978
delete birthday threads

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>>27821404
No

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>>27816978
An all night party with me and her friends.