I want to make subtle jabs at a pony over their tiniest flaws

>>27757852
Kill yourself edgy faggot.

>>27757852
Too bad that'll do jack shit for your own stunted development faggot

>>27757853
>>27757854
wew lads, touched a nerve there did I?

>>27757852
Twifat Porkle

>>27757853
>>27757854
Triggered.

>you will never bully Rainbow Dash for liking girls
>'rainbow dyke' lol
>it's a week until this year's Spring Fling and of course she doesn't have a date
>she spews spaghetti at some random boy until he relents
>everyone laughs anyway because lol who you kidding girlfriend [sassy_black_lady.meme]
>anyway it's like Carrie but with vagina fungus instead of PLUG IT UP

>tfw no Jewish mom anon in Equestria

Just imagine the keks and possibilities

"Rainbow, how are you ever gonna get a husband with that attitude?"
>Twilight unsuccessfully tries to hide a snort
"And don't you talk either missy. Whatever happened to that nice Flash boy? Run him off too did you?"

>"Hello, this is Rarity" comes the exhausted call from the other end of the line
"Rarity, doll, I just heard the juiciest piece about a certain Princess Luna"
>You hear movement on the other side of the line as across town the mare quickly bolts to her kitchen and back before tucking herself back under the covers, a bowl of chocolates beside her
"Honey" you begin, accentuating each word with you hand "You are. NOT. GAWNA. BELIEVE IT"

>"That'll be two bits ma'am"
"Two bits?" you gasp "Two WHOLE bits? Yesterday these tomatoes where only one!"
>"They were on sale ma'am" the salepony replies evenly
"OY VERY ANADDA SHOAH"

>"Have fun with Flurry Ms Anon. If there's any problem call us"
"I will, relax" you drawl, shooing the husband and wife along on their nigh out
>Lighting up a cigarette you haphazardly blow a plume of smoke into the air
>Flurry Heart gurgles and stares back at you"
"Honey" you begin "Lemme tell you about men"

I told you to stop going through my internet history and posting on my sites, mom.

>>27758000
>Granny Smith and the Golden Girls
apex kek

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>>27757931
>OY VERY ANADDA SHOAH
Holy shit

>>27758000
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>>27758000
vale what are you doing!

>>27757852
You mean like what you do on 4chan everyday you literal nigger?