I want the Gordon Ramsay pony to pour spaghetti sauce on my noodle

>>27750106
Don't forget to end it with Alfredo sauce.

>>27750106
>"IT'S A PRETTY PATHETIC SAUSAGE, INNIT?"
>"THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WIF' IT?"
>"EVERYPONY STOP! COME 'ERE AND JUST FEEL THAT, YEAH?"
>"DO US A FAVOR AN' FUCK OFF!"
"Yes, Chef."

>>27750396
Kek

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>>27750396
I've read all of this in his voice.

This is my new fetish. I want to have my noodle sucked on afterwards until it shoots out ranch.

>>27750106
>Janitor deletes our fun thread but leaves this one
Typical

I want to stick my noodle inside rainbow dash and pour my Alfredo sauce inside.

>>27750465
The beauty of well worded innuendos.

>>27750465
I hate the janitors on this board. They hate fun.

>>27750106
I want to smash pinkie pie's cupcake.

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>>27750396
The best is that it actually could be not staged
Chefs are usually huge assholes

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>>27750497
she is ready for you

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>>27750396

>>27750396
>Gordon Ramsay pony slides his pony sausage in whipped cream and shoves it down anons throat
>Anon gags
>"Prepare for the touch of the secret sauce"
Yes chef

Now I have a food fetish, thanks op

>>27750724
Do you ever just want to fuck a slice of pizza?

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>>27750727
You know it.

>>27750724
So you are admitting you are new?
We have had the pizza and coke ponies for ages.

>>27750396
KEEEEEEEEEK
>>27750106
I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatballs

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>>27750785
Does this count as a coke pony?

>>27750805
No I didn't meant coke as in the drug, I meant a soda pony.

>>27750106
I want to give Gordon Ramsay pony a spaghetti blowjob

I want to have my cock smacked by hard pepperoni by rarity

>>27750727
Only cheese

I made a second attempt
>>27750106
>"The fuck is this?"
"It's uh-"
>"Shut it, will ya?"
>"It looks like, oh my Celestia."
>"ROAST BEEF? WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"WHADDYA THINK THIS IS? I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WIF' ROAST BEEF!"
>"IT'S ALL FLABBY and it just doesn't look good, yeah?"
"Look here. Roast Beef might be acceptable in Ponyville, but not in my bedroom."
>"Gimmie your jacket"

>>27750999
The heavenly trips have spoken

>>27750999
fuck, I forgot to green a line

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>>27751111
>>27750999
>mfw I could've pictures of Goku

>>27751111
First trips, then a quad. Lucky you.

>>27750999
so does that mean he's gay?

>>27751616
Have you seriously never seen a roastie?

>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE?"
>"They're- They're my wings, Chef-"
>"THEY'RE FUCKING RAW!"

>>27751702
>"HOW LONG DID YOU COOK THESE?"
"Three seasons, chef"
>"THR- CHRIST"
>"LOOK, YA JUST PUT IT ON A UNICORN! NOT EVEN A TWO PARTER! IT'S NOT GOOD!"

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Rara comes down to the kitchen and sees this (pic related). What happens?

>>27751943
She beats the living shit out of Ramsey, what else
She is a whore, and fights like one.

>>27751943

she asks 'oh god what am i doing in rarity's house'

>>27752333
Sorry couldn't hear you with that Hasbro cock you were choking with.

>>27751943
>"IT'S SO FUCKING BURNT, THE POLICE THOUGHT YOU KILLED ZECORA"

>>27752341

rara (nickname) done got stole. deal with it whiner.

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>>27752360
Can't you stop choking on that cock for a second? it is really hard to understand you.

I left the thread for a couple hours and I came back to a comment about spaghetti blowjobs, people derailing the topic, a censored picture of pinkie pie using a cupcake, food fetishes and a gif of pinkie pie doing cocaine. What the actual fuck have I done?

>>27752567
How new are you?

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>>27752341
>>27752381
Peeved!

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>>27750396
What have you done Hasbro?

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>>27750396