>You know what I just found out? >You're a virgin!

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>>27749567
How can you tell her if you're dead?

>>27749567
At least the Twifags are lucky, she's probably a virgin too

>>27749567
But Pinkie, you ARE my waifu.

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>>27749580

>implying

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>>27749567
You're right.
And I'm sorry.
But nobody can ever know that.

>>27749591
and then they fugged

>>27749580
Good point

>>27749575
>Killing an element of harmony
Are you literally retarded?

>>27749640
It's for a good cause

>>27749619
>le ebin cucked meem

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>>27749619
>brad meme
>even half seriously
am I the only one who's noticed that Flash is probably the dorkiest most awkward character in EqG

>>27749674
No
Not even teenage girls liked Flash much, Hasbro had to sell him together with Twilight.

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>>27749736
not that surprising, girls tend to not even like Ken

my mom said her Barbies dated GI Joe

>>27749567
Really? Well, the same could be said about you, I don't respect a pony overflowing with diabetes.
>I-- W-wait what?
Hold on. I'm not done, you fat fucking glutton.
>Wh-wha..?
Yeah, I know. How could anyone respect a gluttonous piece of shit who doesn't know when to respect privacy?
>I-I-I... I was onl--
Oh nononono, fuck you. You are NOT going to play the "LOLHURRDURR I'M JUST JOKING" route, you hurt my pride I will hurt yours just as much!
>The room became deaf silent and all of a sudden there was a chill in the air... You can't really place your finger on it.
>Then after your anger subsided, the room was full of shocked looking pones and the sign says: Happy Roasting Party.
... Well fuck.

>>27749775
gay

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>>27749775
Twilight: ANOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

>>27749674
Yeah and you're retarded because he's a compete Chad McDudebro

>>27749775
Backpedal, Anon, backpedal!

>>27749775
>you hurt my pride I will hurt yours just as much!

You sound seriously autistic

>>27749811
/r9k/ please

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>>27749811
>got rejected by his waifu three times
>can't put together a coherent sentence when a girl he's attracted to is in the room
>the 'sport' he clearly plays appears to be heavy metal
and if you think musicians are not gigantic dorks you're the biggest shut in I've ever met

>>27749841
Not to mention
>overflowing with diabetes
>when to respect privacy
>play the ... route

It's really no wonder he's a virgin.

>>27749855
>Implying he isn't a basement dweller that doesn't even go out to the store

>>27749567
>implying I care

>>27749567
With his three satyr children in the background and Anon raises a questioning palm with a face of visible confusion at the camera

>>27749872
Anon better be dressed as Will Smith from the Fresh Prince for that

>>27749872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>27749857
That's the point of the small write.

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Allahu ackbar, faggots.

>>27749567
But won't that create a vicious circle ?

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>>27749567
>You're a virgin!
>Hee hee hee ha ha!

You mean you aren't!?

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>>27749567
Well, we can fix that right here, right now!

>>27750490
SOOOOOOOOOOOO JIGGLE AT THE RAPEY

>>27750538
That's not gonna stop meeee

>>27750573
guffaw at anonyyyy

>>27749567
Virgin? Where did you hear that.
If anything I'm ashamed i will never reach wizard status.
Everyone knows wizards get more pussy than anyone

>>27750490
Too soon Anon.

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>>27749775
I'm afraid you might have terminal autism

>>27750592
Try harder next time, giiirl!

>>27749640
That's why you devour her body to gain her element

>>27750733
Kyubei please