Post what would probably happen if ponies became real. none

i can be your friend, anon

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My heart wouldn't have become stone cold and I could open up my feelings.

>>27736004
I'd see ponies I can't befriend and in turn kill myself.
And nothing of value was lost.

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this

>>27736041
looks cute desu

>>27736041
What is that?

>>27736414
Crotchtits

>>27736414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnt9_90LQIA

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>>27736041
You have no idea

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>>27736041
How right you are

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>>27736041

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People would try and get rid of them forever because they're jealous.

>>27736684
Mainly salty sjws

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>>27736692
They're dead inside.

I can already imagine the protests and social movements in favor of treating our pastel colored horses like citizens and how many countries would either oppress them, use them as cheap labor, or worse.
Horsefuckers would finally step out of the shadows of every mom's basement and fight for pony rights.
Fedodas would fly, blood would be spilled, and many ponies would die.
That is, until 6 brave anons gather the mane 6 and together they save the pony race, doing the impossible, becoming paragons of harmony, until one day they are all part of our world.
Racism against them would be common place, SJW would join the fight, defending the poor ponies, and Tumblr would become a battleground where unlikely allies would come together for love and tolerance.
Also, many of us faggots would find themselves troubled that they can't fuck the horses and that they are no longer attracted to them now that they are real.
And let us not forget, Twiggles and Shimmy would be mine. I'd kill you all niggers if it meant keeping them.

>NSA catches them for researchment purposes

>>27736748
>Twiggles and Shimmy would be mine.
2 waifus
we would kill you for breaking waifu rule

>>27737177
Twi is waifu, Shimmy is for Twi's entertainment and a healthy pursuit of the field of magic.

I would become more pathetic than I already am.

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first thing I'd do with them