What would you prefer to be as anon in equestria? Your norm

File: 1462888047146.jpg (24KB, 600x611px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 600x611px

>ever considering getting rid of your opposable thumbs

>ever considering getting rid of your Hot Monkey Dick

File: large.png (148KB, 1128x1024px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1128x1024px

>>27718968
But Anon, you won't be a filthy >no hooves anymore!

>>27718968
>implying pone would want your monkey dick

>>27718968
>he doesn't want to ride a hot monkey dick of another anon
>he doesn't want to feel his first female orgasm, squeezing the dick in him tight with his superior vaginal muscles
>he doesn't want to be eaten out afterwards, cumming again and again
>he doesn't want to get horny every time he hears his new voice
>he doesn't want superior strength/magic/wings

Guys, we got a serious case of plebeianism over here!

>>27718935
Strangely I want to be a pony in equestria. Wouldn't even mind loosing my thumbs and hot monkey dick as a pony.
It would be kinda weird being the only human there.

File: image.png (267KB, 969x654px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 969x654px

>>27718935
>no griffon option
I could have wings, aposable claws, cute paws and my waifu Pinkie would be into my species.

>>27719021

How about:

>go to ponyville as human
>you have a dick, but no one else has genitals

or

>turn into pony
>everyone has genitals
>you have no dick, just a featurless crotchless behind

>>27719035
ayy lmao

>>27719006
>implying ponies don't constantly crave for the hot monkey penis

>>27719026
get out, silverquill

>>27719035
>Have monkey dick but no hole to shove it into.
>Mares have holes but have no dick to shove into.

Both options are shit. Having no monkey dick doesn't mean having no dick at all btvv...

>>27719047
But Silverquill wants to be a hippogriff.

>>27719047
>birdhorse is the same as birdcat
Leave

If I could be a pony with hands, that would be the best option.

>>27719095
lyra plz

File: image.jpg (65KB, 320x480px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 320x480px

>>27719095

Human. As far as belly-rubbing goes, hands are superior to magic.

>>27718935
why leaving my human form when i have the advantage of having hands and also i want to keep my hot monkey dick for the mare

>>27719035
Ponies have more than one hole, you know?

File: 1466221504901.png (283KB, 659x614px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 659x614px

>>27719568
But only vegetables go into mouth.

Pony. The joy of making a normal and healthy foal with the waifu makes the pleasure of belly rubs look like nothing.

yea we are just not autistic enough for oc's

>>27719573
Fuck me, It's almost like one of my Japanese anime, and it's super adorable.

>>27719006
>implying they have a choice

>>27718935
Pony form. More specifically, Twilight Sparkle.

>>27718935
Human anon, of course. A classy suit, opposable thumbs, iconic face, hot monkey dick