Summer fun edition: >"Come swim with me Anon~"

Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive V2


Writer names and general pastebins are greentexted.
[NSFW] marks explicit material: incest, lactation, unbirthing, etc.

Some stories might be unfinished.
Some stories contain >nohooves.
Enjoy.

>Trippy_Shippy (http://pastebin.com/u/Trippy_Shippy)
Change of view - Dedhttp://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my painhttp://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
>Crimson (http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King)
Bathtimehttp://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnonhttp://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issueshttp://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather (http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen)
Good Morning Sunshinehttp://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours (http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours)
Ten Yearshttp://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnappedhttp://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtimehttp://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sickhttp://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Galahttp://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Dayhttp://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>SomeFag (http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer)
Memories Of Anonhttp://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast (http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove (http://pastebin.com/u/lorelove)
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/

>>27715859
#27https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27438466/

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>"Mom, t-this isn't the pool at home, we're on a school trip."
>"I KNOW, aren't we naughty? Besides, we can just say we're doing water aerobics."
>She's holding into the side of the pool with you behind her, arms around her waist
>"We're already this far, too, I am NOT going without, sweetie. You wouldn't even touch me the whole drive up here~" She pouts
>"Mom, a charter bus full of my peers isn't ideally where I want toooo~~~"
>"Hmmm, aaand you're in! Ohh yeaah~"
>How the two of you slowfucking in the shallow end of the pool is going unnoticed is a miracle
>"Sister, nephew! Are thee game for a match of polo in the water?"
>Mom gives her a tell tale smirk, letting out quiet moans and pants
>"SISTER, YOU INSATIABLE NYMPH, SHOULD NOT BEAUTY GO BEFORE AGE JUST ONCE?!"

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>"Anonymous, my son..."

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I want to touch the sun princess.

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I've always entertained the idea that she wears Anon's clothes when he's not around

>>27716651
>"Oh my, Luna, look, could you imagine me running day court in this?"
>Mom wears a t-shirt that reads "FUCK PUSSY, GET BITS"

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>wait all day for /mom/
>finally here & too tired to stay up
See you in the morning, mom.

>>27716597

Blueblood will be the traitors?

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>>27715811
>no number
>tripfagging

Either it's the faggot again, or someone trying to make the legit threads distinguishable. I wish there was a way to find out...

Anyway, I have added a couple new links to the archive, but it has been posted already, so I'll post only the missing ones.

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5

It's all old stuff, except for the last, which is the new ongoing story.

Also, desustorage is perma-dead, so it's pointless to post the links. I have those also, new links to a new storage website. Will post them next thread, at this point.

Here's hoping we'll have a good thread.

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Why does she have to be my mother?
You cant fuck your mom!

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>>27717753
Anon, I think I have some good news for you.

Yes you can.

>>27715811
>>"Come swim with me Anon~"
Anon drowns, then rises again harder and stronger.

>>27717777

"Excuse me, mother, aunty, I must be going."
>"What? Where?"
"I don't know, but I have a sudden urge to reave the coastal lands and take mares as my salt wives."
>"O-Oh... Well if you're seriously considering marriage then I think I know somepony that would-"
"Not Bookdork. Never Bookdork. She's pudgy and unappealing."

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>mom MOM! Last night at the international nations banquet I sleep with every one of the ambassador's daughters. Now they're all confessing their love for me and demanding I marry them. What do I do?

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>>27717859
Bigamy is legal in Equestria and mom wants grandkids.

>>27715918
Love aunty luna

>>27717753
Well yes not with that attitude

>>27717871
That face when she hears what her son did.

>ohhhhhh to be a teenager again

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>"Aren't the two of us positively evil, sweetheart?"
>"The worst, mom." You say with a sigh
>That sigh is all you can do to stifle a laugh brought on by how 'evil' there deeds have been
>"HA HA! NEPHEW, DIDST THOU WITNESS US ENLARGING THAT FOALS ICE CREAM CONE? OH, THE ENSUING BRAIN FREEZE WILL BE POSITIVELY NEFARIOUS!"
>"Shush, Luna, he was obviously more impressed when I went to the 10 items or less line and I clearly had 11."

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>>27718501

>>27718501
That's nothing compared to when I. LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!!

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>>27718501
You think that's terrible, I once heard Whispers of a man. He was so evil that he took someone's headphones and tweak them so that one earbud's volume was always slightly lower than the other

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>"Thank you for honesty, my little ponies. You too, Mr. Doodle."
>They all nod
>In a flash of purple aura, Twilight teleports into the room, redfaced and sweating
>"Wow, y-you would not BELIEVE how bad traffic is out there, Princess."
>"Twilight, please, your ruse is over."
>"Huh?"
>Cranky scoffs
>"It's over, kid. We told her how you paid us each 100 bits to keep her occupied while you raided her son's laundry."
>Twilight's mortified stare meets their gazes to confirm
>The mute DJ lowers her shades and makes an 'ooh' expresssion
>"Mhmm, honesthy ih da beh polishy, Twalot." Muffins says with a mouthful of food
>"Twilight, Royal Restraining Orders ARE a thing, you know, and I may have to look into one now."

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>>27719130
>teleports
>bad traffic
wtf, Twilight.

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>>27715811

And i just got out of work!
It's pretty hot right now.
Expect black outs in the city.
My vacations started just today.
I'm starting to write muh greens.
Good day and thanks for making this thread good.

>>27719361
She knows she's caught, she didn't even bother to hide the boxers hanging off her crown.
>"Huh? H-how did these get here? I'm going to return these to uh..Calvin Klein, right now!"

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Someone has kidnapped your mother what will you do to save her?

>in before it's just your mom and dad being freaky

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>>27719774
MOM?
MOMMY?!!

I haven't followed these threads. I like the premise, but that's a lot of green to go through. Can y'all recommend some?

>>27720116
Ten Years is the biggest story we've had in here. If you don't mind reading long stories, it's definitely worth it. You came here in the wrong moment, though. We're going through some shitposting at the moment.

>>27720167
You don't have to laugh at him, just ignore him. Writefags will come back eventually. Have faith.

>>27720248
I like ten years just the ending left alot of questions and i think it could have been continued.
>Party?
>Could have had twi find a immortal spell but anon has to do some crazy shit to get it to work.
>Was the NMM thing destroyed, tp to earth with anon, or still in equestria?
>will anon cum inside rainbow dash?
>Find out next time on dragon ball z!

>>27720393
The author has said they've something in mind for a short follow up or atleast a one shot.

>>27720393
>continued
It was started back in 2014, I think AfterHours got tired of writing it and wanted to call it a day.
About the immortality spell, it was destroyed. Not even Celestia could find it, and that's why the whole Solar Flare predicament started.
The entity was defeated, but I don't remember if he specified what befell it after that.
>will anon cum inside rainbow dash?
Nigga I'm fucking sick of that shit. I have that filtered. She is the only pony I would not cum inside, at this point.
>>Find out next time on dragon ball z!
Oh, those are indeed good memories. Has it really been that long?

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>>27720550
Yeah.
It has.

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>"Mommy's stepping out on break, sunshine~"
>"I already counted how many cigarettes I have, you know." You call from the couch
>"Mhmm, kisses, mommy loves you too~"
>Chh, that momma of yours, she's a chain smokin snapple drankin diamond dog bashin-
>"Anonymous, have you seen the princess around?"
>"She's on break right no-, how the fuck did you get in again?"
>Purple Pudge waddles through the palace until she spots Mom on the balcony having her aforemtioned break
>"Mmm, Marlboro's..nothing like those cheap ass Maverick-..*ahem* BEHOLD, FAIR SUBJECT- oh, it's just you Twilight."
>"How'd you get in again?"
>"P-princess, I'm having some technical difficulties with the cutie map and I-"
>"Hey. Purple." Mom deadpans
>"Do I have a dot dot up here?" She says going cross eyed looking at her horn
>"Am I Princess Of Tech Support?"

>>27720550
Afterhours always seems to be busy in real life. The Ten Years story has is almost 2 years old, and is huge. He said he didn't want to do more long stories anymore if I remember right. He wrote other bits of green for the threads, some in the Ten Years story-verse and others that were stand alone. He might show up and deliver some green or he might just take the time to walk away and never look back now that his story is done for the most part. All we can do is wait, make some green ourselves, our make prompts for other writefags to make some green with.

>>27720866
mommy your kisses taste like an ash tray

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>"Put me down, mom."
>'Mmmm, no.'

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Report and hide shitposts.

Keep loving /mom/.

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>"Uh oh. Sunshine, get mommy the benadryl."

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I just want to snuggle her on a rainy night

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>>27716651
Heh

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>>27717871
I dunno if always imagined her as being super protective(possessive) of anon

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>Wake up and see half of the posts deleted.
Thanks janitor. I don't know if you are the friendly /sun/ mod who deleted the shitposting on sight, but whoever you are, thank you.
I don't even care if you deleted some of my posts or some others that weren't shitposts. Keep an eye on us, please.

>>27725719
Yes agreed
sorry for talking bad about mods

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>>27717792
Anon wouldn't rape twilight even if he was a rampaging raping water demon

>>27719774
>Twilight runs up to the room the mysterious figure tank Celesta into.
>on the other side of the door she can hear Celesta struggling and pleading for him not to hurt her
>twilight then hears celestia screaming and the sound of wet slapping is heard
>she runs to a nearby guard and pleads with him to help.
>he ignores her
>shakes him in a panic as the sounds of Celesta moans of anguish rise.
>suddenly the castle shakes then all is silent
>the guard sighs as the door to the room swings open and anon and a very exhausted Celesta walk out.
>she sees twilight and quickly explains that anon appeared and vanquished the kidnapper.
>gullible twilight believes her
>she must never know

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What kind of love just stays the same?
What kind of love don't die alone?
What kind of love would take this long?
What kind of love don't make you old?
Does it even exist?

I love you momma

I just wanted to tell you something
Because you satisfy me heart
Even if in real life we'd fall apart

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Took you long enough, Scruffy.

Based scruff saves the thread.

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>A bunch of lil anons show up outta nowhere
>Celestia becomes mother to an army of lil anons
>Anons compete to try and be Celestia's favorite
>Shenanigans ensue

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>>27720550
>2 years
Wow, fuck. Was almost like yesterday.

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>>27727304
>A bunch of lil anons show up outta nowhere
>outta nowhere

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>>27727304
>Anon number 3 is smart tho he lives in celestia's mane.
>She allows this and when she goes to bed takes him out and hug's him like a teddy bear.
>anon num.3 is most happy anon.
>anon num.2 see's this and decides to live in Luna's mane.
>luna enjoys smol anon.2 company.
>anon num.1 now lives in cadences mane.
>it's hard but he does it.
>twilight see's all the other princess with a anon in their hair and thinks it really useful.
>twi cant fit a anon in her mane.
>"DAM IT!"

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>>27727990
Chest tuft is uber-cute. It's a shame that there's not a more elaborate version of that picture.

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"Sooo~ Prince Anonymous. Do you have any plans for tonight? If not, I'm sure I could find something we both could do together. I even have several charts and graphs with me now, if you'd like to see them."

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>>27728899
I want someone to write a fic about Twilight trying to rape/seduce Celestia's anon.

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>How could things have gotten so out of hoof?
>Part of you wishes that you never found that accursed book. What type of mother invades her son's privacy anyway?
>After that huge blowup at dinner, you retreated to you room, mind still processing everything that happened, and locked yourself inside.
>You never figured Luna had feelings like that for your own CHILD!
"What do I do now? Who can the Princess write to when she's having problems?"
>You pace around your room distraught thinking of what to do next, and find your eyes focused on a family picture resting next to your bed.
>It's of you, Anonymous, and Luna, smiling happily while he sits on your back with a guard helmet on.
"My dearest child. What went so wrong between us?"
>If only things could go back to how they once were. When you were a close-knit family, free of all these thoughts of debauchery. When you and Luna weren't at each others throats, and Anonymous wasn't going to leave.
>There's no helping it.
>You have to speak to him.
>As painfully awkward as it may be-
>No matter how much you want to avoid it-
>This has to be addressed at some point. You need to acknowledge the feelings he has, and deal with them accordingly, or otherwise end up losing your beloved son forever.
>You cease the endless pacing, and take a deep breath.
>Resolve steeled, you march to your door, and quietly open it, not wanting to be seen by anypony--
>Wait. Why are you about to sneak around? What's so strange about a mother going to see her child?
>I-it's not like it's some type of late night Plottycall or something, right?
>Right.
>Despite your logic, you end up tiptoeing through the hallways, hiding behind pillars, and every potted plant you can see like some type of thief, even brandishing a cardboard box at one point to sneak past a couple patrolling guards.
>How ridiculous you are.
>You finally get to his room after several minutes of pointless creeping.

>>27729413
Teegray, is that you?

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>tfw no celestia mom to tell you how wrong you are when you call yourself a worthless loser that deserves to die

>>27729674
Yessir

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>>27729413

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>>27729753
awww

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>>27729413
>The double doors to his chambers seem so much larger to you. Looming even.
>You gulp nervously, and raise a shaky hoof.
"Okay Celestia. You can d-do this. Just knock, and bid him good evening...that's all! Nothing else will happen!"
>You tap the door so lightly, If you weren't watching yourself knock, you wouldn't hear anypony from the other end.
"Oh! Looks like he's not awake! Guess I better get back to my room!"
>Laughing like a fool, you about-face and start your trek back to your chambers-
>CREEEEE-
>You freeze mid-step.
>"Hello...?"
>Horseapples.
"H-hello evening good son! How be you are?!"
>He tilts his head in confusion.
>"What?"
>You face him, and thump your head.
"Good evening son. How are you doing?"
>You crack a crooked smile.
>He looks around, and back to you.
>"Do you want to talk inside? It's kinda late to be chatting it up in the hallway."
>You can feel every pore on your body open up.
"Uh--I--I don't know if that's such--"
>His eyes have that same glossy look from dinner again.
"Okay. Let's talk."
>He moves aside for you to enter, and softly closes the door behind you.
>His scent fills the room, bringing comfort to your troubled nerves. It reminds you of better days.
>"So...?"
"Er--yes..I wished to speak about your decision from earlier. Perhaps there is something I can do to persuade you to stay?"
>He walks past you, perching on his bed with crossed arms.
>He closes his eyes, swinging his head a little.
>"There isn't. I'm sorry ma."
>You frown.
"Then perhaps you can elaborate on why you want to go? Your previous explanation was a tad bit "vague"."
>He rubs the back of his head.
>"I don't know any other way to explain it honestly. I mean--"
>He sighs and looks down.
>You notice the corner of a familiar book poking from between his mattress.
>The book that started all this.
>"I don't know how to say it. It's complicated."
>Understatement.
>Silence fills the room, as you both search for what to say to the other.

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>>27730270
>There's multiple facets of the conversation that you could address, but you don't want to force him into a corner.
>"I just think this needs to be done. In order for things to go back to normal--to stop feeling this way--"
>He stands up and walks to his window, looking out while leaning against the wall.
>"This sick, weird way about you and Auntie, I need to be away from you both."
"What feelings could you possibly have that would constitute "sick" and "weird" son? What way are you feeling?"
>You already know, but the metaphorical floodgates of your heart, feel as if they will burst open if he says it out loud, rather than see it in a book.
>The part of you that wants him, like he wants you is so strong now.
>All he has to do is say it.
>"I want you as my mare", and you'll give yourself to him without thinking twice.
>When did you even arrive at such an option?
>"I j-just can't say it! I don't want you to hate me-"
"Sunshine, I'd never hate you! I love you with all my heart!"
>You approach him, and nuzzle his cheek with your nose.
>He returns the affection with a sad smile.
>"Thank mom. I love you too, but after what happened today, with you running from me, it's obvious you know what's going on, and why this is for the best."
"N-no! I wasn't running! It was just I had re--"
>You stop.
>He looks at you waiting for you to continue your sentence.
>This is it.
>All you have to do is tell him you read the book. Tell him you want to explore this possibility of taking it to the next level.
>Becoming more than just Son, and mother, but lovers.
"-I had remembered I had urgent business, and had to hurry is all..."
>Fool.
>"O-oh. I understand. You are a Princess after all."
"But I'm here now! We can have that chat you wanted!"
>He wipes his nose, and sniffs, looking back outside.
>"W-what do you see me as?"
"My darling child of course."
>You dirty liar.
>He sighs again.
>"Okay. That was all I wanted to know..."
>You can hear the disappointment in his voice.

>>27730374
oh man
this can only end in tears

Is no one else contributing?

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>"M'nephew."

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>>27728141
What happens when they grow too big for that?

>>27729701
>tfw no one at all to believe in you when even you don't

>>27717753
—You can do it, if you want
Modern Talking

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>>27733085
>>27728141

>"Dearest sister we fear that our mane anon's will grow to big one day to stayith in our safety."
>>Yes i fear the same thing. Im not gonna lie I've started growing my main out for the lil cutie, i kinda think shining's jealous about him tho." Say's cadence with a giggle.
"Hmm i never thought of this... maybe a spell can help us."
>"Let us ask your former student twilight if she knows any spells to help."
>You all then use your magic to get to twilight.
>The first thing you see is twilight with a extremely small anon in her mane, feeding it cheese its while she reads a book with him.
>"THOW MUST TELL US HOW YOU DO THIS!"
"Luna inside voice."
>"Oh, yes sorry. Twilight how did thow get a super smol anon?"
>>>"Age stoping spell and shrink spell."
>She says calmly useing her magic to give anon num.4 another cheese it.
>>"Hey chould you use that age stoping spell on our anon's?"
>>>"Sure as long as their fine with it."
"Ok well better go as-"
>>>>"Sounds good to me!"
>>>>>"Ya sure."
>>>>>>"I thinkith this is a fine idea."
>Oh ya, you forgot they pretty much stay in your mane.
>>>>"All right then."
>And with that twilights horn light's up and a poof happens on all the anons.
"Is that all?"
>"Yep, enjoy."
>>"YES, SMOL ANON FOREVER! Come anon, let us celebrate by eating mine sister and your brothers cake!"
>>>>>>"Yes!"
*poof*
>And their gone.
>>"Im going to tell shining the good news!"
*poof*
"Well i better go stop my sister and her anon from eating our cake, goodbye twilight."
>>>"Goodbye celestia."
>>>>"NiceAssTwilight!"
*Poof*
>Your back at the palace giggling.
"Did you really say that just now?"
>>>>"Yep, dont even regret it!"
>He says laughing.
>You love this anon!

>Be twilight.
>Your blushing hard as a anon laughs its flank off in your mane.

im not going to do a big green on this but i think if someone else wants to they could make something good from this id really appreciate it

>>27733547
Shit i fucked up
>>>"Yep, enjoy."
>"YES, SMOL ANON FOREVER! Come anon, let us celebrate by eating mine sister and your brothers cake!"

>>27732808
Talk about a fire crotch

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>>27730374
pls continue

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>>27735153
>"Haha, I've missed you too, Condense."
>"PEETZER!"
>"Mom's good, thanks. How's Shiny and your guys whole crystal kingdom?"
>"PEEEEHEEETZER."
>"Yeah, I figured. Lot of parking space up there though, right?"
>"P-PEETZER!"
>"Alright, let's go bowling, Condense."

>>27735192
Kek

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>>27735192
"Alright, let's go bowling, Condense."
>PEEETZER?"

>>27735327
>alt. timeline where Cadence never fully recovers from shielding the crystal empire
>still proficient at duties, but acts like a filly
>"WEE!!! PEETZER!!"
>"We can't run inside the museum, Condense."
>"Grrr...peetzer."
>"I'm being alot more lenient than Twilight would be, aren't I?"
>"Peetz-, Peetzer!"
>"I know, poor Spike. He has to live there."
>"Peetzer?"
>"Mom got escorted out when a curator asked 'So how long til you end up in here?'"

>>27735360
>"Condense, the curator is coming! Hold the door!"

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>"Is that you, Prince Anonymous?"
>"Is this me?"
>'Who said that?'
>'WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?'

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>Be average writefag.
>See momlestia.
>Need to write green.
>Unable to think of ideas that could take a good, mature stance on such a subject.

Would a mature, sensical Momlestia even fit in here?

>>27735893
Couldn't hurt to try.

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>>27735893
Sure

>>27736065
Well, /ptfg/ also saw a decline in quality. I think I'll try to give that general a final green before it becomes a total joke.

>>27736076
>ptfg
>implying it's not already a total joke

>>27736095
Well, Momlestia can be considered a joke to /ptfg/ and any other general. Pretty sure others feel the same of you.
I support all the ideas this board has as long as they can be plausible in their own way.

>>27731362
Anon is a fucking god with crayons

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>>27730374
Oh yes. I like it.

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>>27730374
>More silence.
>But it's a different kind this time. It's so thick, and tense its almost visible.
"Wha-what makes you ask such a question?"
>His face twitches, but he doesn't answer your question.
>You place a wing under his chin.
"What do you see me as Anonymous?"
>He releases a small gasp, and looks into your eyes, with an expression akin to a lost puppy dog.
>You gulp loudly again, feeling your face go flush.
>When was he ever this handsome? He's not even a pony, yet you can't help but feel drawn to him--
>Without realizing it, your faces are so close you can feel your own breath bouncing off his lips back to yours.
>"A-as a Ma-"
>THOOM.
>"Nephew! I wish to speak with thee this night! Are you awake?!"
>Luna kicked open the doors breaking the heavy moment.
"Wh-what the-"
>You somehow moved over to the corner of his room at super speed.
>Poor Anonymous on the other hoof was shoved clear across his bed. His feet are sticking straight up into the air.
>Isn't the universe just magical, with how it presents and whisks away opportunity?
>"Were you two in the middle of something? I hope I didn't interrupt you!"
>Luna is sneering.
>She did this on purpose!
>Trotting in like she owns the place, she places her fat rump onto his bed.
>Anonymous has recovered by this time, rubbing his head with a groan.
>"Sister! How unusual for you to be up this late! You should hurry off to bed! You have a busy day ahead of you tomorrow after all..."
>You glare at her.
"You're right. I-I was just leaving."
>Anon looks up at you from his bed, his face red as well.
>What were you about to do?
>What in the name of Tartarus were you about to do to your son?
>A mixture of anger, guilt, and confusion bubble up within as you excuse yourself from the room without a word.
>You couldn't be more ashamed of yourself right now.
>This is like Shining Armor having romantic feelings about his daughter!
>You are Princess Celestia, and you are a bad mother.

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>"Auntie, have you lent out any of your weeb comics to my mom?"
>"Yes, it so happens we have, why do you ask, Nephew?"
>"Uhh, no reason. Just um..kind of wanted to make sure her behavior was normal."
>"Do go on, Anonymous."
>"It's nothing serious, she's just running around with her front hooves out behind her and making kanji appear in real life."

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>>27735893
>"I am so mature and sensible, sweetheart. I'm like, all the senses-ble and stuff."
>'Mom, you're eating an entire cake and reading the paper upside down.'

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>"A-anon I can't."

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>>27739563

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>>27737523

Please more

>>27735327
Why does she look like she's giving the punchline to a joke?

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>"..'G-gently, Anonymous~' She moaned."
>"'Ofcourse, mom, sorry.' He said resuming his brushing of her man-.."
>"Can I help you with something, Twilight?"

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>>27741929
>tfw you will never brush Celestia's man

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>>27742226
>it's on the other side of that door

>>27725517
>Principal Celestia personally welcomes new female students to Canterlot High
>"Good morning, stay away from my son."
>"You're going to love it here, go near my son and I'll kill you."
>"We offer cheer, band, and a veritable cornucopia of extra-curricular activities, also if you so much as make eyes at my son, I'll make you wish you'd never been born."

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>>27728899
>>27728937
>"Marriage? S-so soon, Anonymous? Oh, ofcourse I'll marry you~!!"
>"Our foals will have your looks and my smarts!"
>Luna watches over Twilight's dream feeling a mixture of revulsion and pity
>"Oh sister, thou owes us big time for this."

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>"Good morning, my little ponies. Before I call this session of Day Court to order, I'd like to ask that we keep the noise to a minimum."
>A snoring Anonymous lies sprawled out on her back
>"Huh? Wha- where am I?"
>"Shhhh, sweetheart. You really poured it on me last ni-, I mean you uh, you fell asleep like that!"

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>>27737523
>"Were you two in the middle of something? I hope I didn't interrupt you!"

So how would principal Celestia handle a kid who bullied Anon? Especially one that didn't go to get school?

>>27744603
ew

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>>27744607
You don't wanna know, bruh.

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>>27744607
>You sit at the dinner table playing with your dinner, that Mom laid out for you beforehand.
>Spaghetti. The irony.
>This was a mistake. You snitched. You straight snitched on that Norman kid and his friends, but what could you do? They were jumping you every other day after school, and you can only hide the bruises for so long.
>Ma said she'd handle it, but this is only going to make things worse.
>They're really gonna hammer into you tomorrow.
>Click-
>Slam-
>You look up at the sound of the door opening and closing, and find Celestia entering with a brown coat hanging from her left arm, and black gloves over her hands.
"M-mom?"
>She looks to you with dark bags under her eyes and a grim expression, which quickly changes to a beaming smile.
>"Good evening Sunshine? How is your dinner?"
"I-it's alright. What happened with...you know...?"
>She tosses the coat onto a nearby armchair, and elegantly approaches you, wrapping her arms around your head.
>She smells of juniper, and slight sweat.
>Your head is burrowed within her bosom. It makes your stomach tingle in a pleasant way.
>"It'll be just fine. No one will ever harm you again baby. I told you I'd handle it, and I did."
>You smile, and return the hug.
>"Now if you'll excuse me, Mommy has to go shower. Enjoy your food."
"Yes ma'am."
>She ruffles your hair, and walks away, her heels clicking along the hardwood floor.
>You touch your head feeling proud of her and-
"Huh. That's weird. When did I get pasta sauce on my head?"

something I wanted to do real fast. I wish these threads didn't have to be on the 22nd. I have a ton of momlestia ideas.

>>27745536
>mom comes in wearing oj's murder ones
>"Woops! Forgot I had these on!" She says ripping the gloves off
>'Mom, was that blood?'
>"No, it was ketchup, I uh, stopped at Mickey D's and got what Kato & OJ ordered!"

The 'schedule' kind of just fell on that date since the last one ended on a 22nd.
If anyone here wants to establish new date, there's that.

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>>27737523
oh myyy

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>>27737523
>You are Anonymous, and you are a terrible son.
>What were you thinking of doing a moment ago? With Ma of all ponies?
>Bad enough you've been writing that disgusting fanfiction bull, now you're literally trying to live out those secret fantasies with her! Fucking es/Puberty.
>It's just she's so beautiful. Her regal air, and her curves. You want to touch her. Be inside her--
>You have to leave.
>This is just getting sick. Unholy.
"I'm gonna puke."
>Something nuzzles your cheek.
>It's Auntie Luna's nose.
>"Nephew. What troubles you so?"
>You run a hand over your face.
"I..I don't want to say. I don't know what's wrong with me Auntie. I've been having these..."urges"."
>"Urges?"
"It--it's hard to explain."
>"Perhaps not so much nephew."
>She sits straight up with a slight grin on her face.
"What do you mean?"
>She turns herself on your bed, so she's facing you.
>"I'm no stranger to "urges". We've all been waifs before."
>Your eyes widen.
"Wh-wh-what are you trying to say?"
>She inspects her hoof as if they were nails.
>"This writing of yours. I've taken a fond interest in it Nephew-"
"My writing? Bu-but I haven't--"
>"Let's cease these games. You've reached an age, where you can be considered an adult after all."
>Before you can respond, your secret notebook floats between the two of you from between your mattress.
"Auntie!"
>She smiles knowingly, and opens the book without your permission.
>You try to reach for it only to have it moved out of your grasp.
>"Settle down now Anon dear. We just want to read a few passages of your literary genius is all."
>Your face turns solid crimson, as she flips through the pages to a specific section.
>How did she even know about your journal?!
>"AHEM.."Breed the Moon". Interesting title Nephew."
"Auntie..please don't do thi-"
>She places a hoof on your lips.
>"It is okay. Please. Let me read."
>Her eyes take a seductive glow in the pale moonlight, that makes you want to obey her every whim.
>You silently nod.

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>>27745806

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>>27745806
This is going to get interesting...

Just let this thread die. No one else is contributing and it's barely getting activity

>>27745806
>inb4 celestia blows the door to pieces and tackles luna off the bed

>"Anonnnnnnnnnn."
>"Anonymousssssss."
>'What is it, mom?'
>"Anonymous, that isn't my name."
>'..What is it, Super Mommy Princess Guru.'
>"I saw a bird."
>"It was pretty."
>"Kick it's ass."

>>27746127
Why would you think that would happen? Do you have brain damage sir?

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>>27745806
>that pic

D-don't you dare st-stop

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>>27746688

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>"Heheh, how you doin' dere, sunshine?"
>'MOM?! What the fuc- Oh, I fucking swear if Twilight did this..'
>"Yeah dis is her doin alright, she said it's only temporary though."
>'Phew..thankfully.'
>"-Meanin the spell will wear off once I've uh, had intercourse. Engaged in coitus."
>'Mom.'
>"DID DA HORIZONTAL MATRESS MAMBO!"
>'TWILIGHT!'
>"HEHEH, YEAH! TONIGHT!"

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Are you a good son, /mom/.

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>>27745806

>>27747192
These always give me a giggle.

>>27747665
Truthfully I'm not a good person

>>27745536
>You will never give your principal momlestia a quickie in her office.
>You will never came in where you came from.

>>27748292
>you will never tell mom this guy was talking shit about her
>you will never hear her say "she'll take care of the bad bully"
>you will never see this guy again
>you will never wonder how she made such a tender pot roast

>>27715811
Bump

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>>27745536
>I have a ton of momlestia ideas
Where have you been in the past two years then, you double nigger.
I still love you though. No homo.

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>>27748146
Me neither, but I'd like to think I'm a good son.

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>"RISE WITH THE DAY, MY SUNBEAM!"

>>27745536
>ton of ideas
Well shit, didn't your mom teach you to share?

>>27715918
Can I get a full green of this?
>You will ever slowfuck Momlestia in a public pool.

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>>27750450
>"See? I told you nothing would happen."
>You slowly backstroke to the shallow end of the pool to recuperate
>Does chlorine kill jizz? Meh, whatever
>"You really have to learn to trust mommy more often, sunshine."
>'W-will do, mom.'
>"Here, sweetie, throw these on mommy's towel, they're annoying."
>With your head tilted back still trying to regain coherency, you hold out a hand expecting to get her sunglasses
>Weird, this feels like her top
>"Oh, much better. I swear, those things are so confining and uncomfortable." She says shaking her now freely swinging tits
>'MOM SERIOUSLY.'
>You spring forward and grab her in a bear hug
>Feeling no resistance from mom you relegate yourself to this temporary position as bikini top
>With a sigh you just bury your face in them as mom places a gentle kiss atop your head
>'You have too much fun sometimes, mom.' You say, albeit a bit muffled
>Aunt Luna splashes the two of you
>'OH, SORRY, SISTER, NEPHEW. MUST NOT HAVE NOTICED YOU OVER THERE BECAUSE WE ART HAVING ALL THE FUN IN THE WORLD PLAYING POOL TRIVIA WITH MS. SPARKLE.'
>"A-and this was BEFORE the use of vomitoriums, Vice Principal Luna."
>'Stars above, grant us the serendipity not to drown this prattling purple nerd...'

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>"I heard a little hulkamaniac wasn't eating all his peas, brother!"

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>>27745806
Getting heated up in here.

One really negligible complaint: when you use an ellipsis, it's 3 periods (...) and not 2 like you use (..)

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>>27750566

>Does chlorine kill jizz? Meh, whatever

Kek

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>"...What the fuck."
>'Oh, *ahem* good morning, suns-..son!'
>"HA HA, NEPHEW, LOOK! NOW WE ART A FUN LOVING UNCLE!"
>'Auntie please stop jumping around, your uh..stallionhood is kind of j-just out there.'

>>27751296
Sorry I just hate using three because it's becoming a meme on the board as of late

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>>27751237
The warrior said I didn't have to!

>>27752308
>Luna shows up as Macho Man
>"Doth mine eyes deceive me?"
>"THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR HASN'T EVEN TOUCHED HIS BROCCOLI?!"
>King Lawler & Jim Ross calling commentary
>"BAH GOD, KING, DOES ANONYMOUS KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE HE'S IN IF HE DOESN'T FINISH HIS VEGGIES?!"

>>27751237
This image gives me an idea
>Anon returns home from his freshman year of college
>He gained some weight
>Celestia wants him to get fit
>Start hitting the gym together
>Anon manages to get into pretty good shape.
>Meanwhile Celestia has gotten to pic related
>Celestia has found her new favorite hobby
Commence buff but loving macho momma Celestia

>>27752376
>"C-can't go on anymore, mom, can we take a break?"
>"Anonymous, you're going to FINISH those reps or so help me you'll watch nothing but english dubs of your chinese cartoons for the next year!"

>>27750566
More?

>>27752413
>"Hey, Twilight, I'm going to borrow my Aunt for a while, but you can keep my mom company, alright?"
>Wow, did her pupils just become hearts for a second
>As you take your Aunt's hand and help her from the pool, Twilight's already out of the water and pestering your mom
>It's like pepe le pew trying to hug that cat he thinks is another skunk
>You barely catch the evil eye she gives the two of you as you head for the parks lazy river
>Auntie isn't much of a talker, it's as if you and her don't need much words to convey how you feel about things
>That's when you pull her close and kiss her cheek
>"Oh my." She giggles
>"Mhhhmm." You nod
>Despite being shorter and of a more petite build, your Aunt was definitely not lacking anywhere
>With a single inner tube to share, the two of you get in and begin floating down the waterway
>"You are my sunshine as well, dear Nephew." She says lying back on you
>Her fingers trace words and outlines on your hand
>'NOW' is among them
>A cursory look around shows that while you're passing by several other parties on the river banks, there's no one close by in the water
>A quick lovebite to her neck lets her know she wont go wanting
>Some gentle splashes caused by your rearranging one another is all it takes
>She's not as skilled as your mother at keeping a straight face during covert sex though
>"A-auntie, c'mon, y-you got that mannequin sex doll face going on, hold it together."
>She can't
>"Nephew, we shall play this off, worry not!"
>Yeah that'll work, a hyperventilating woman with the 'O' face sitting on some guys lap, not suspicious
>Yours, however, will be a bit easier to play off, which is a good thing because it's coming soon
>"Inside inside inside inside, pleease inside." Your Aunt repeats, this time guiding your hands to her breasts
>"Ah fuck~ Hope you got a plan, Auntie cause-"

That's pretty much the end, though originally I had planned for them both to do something a bit embarassing to hide that they were doing it

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>>27752352
>you gosh darn right auntie, or should I say FARTIE! Im ushering in a new age with later bedtimes and ice cream for breakfast. And there's not a thing you can't do about it!

*cue kurt angle theme*

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>>27753655
>"YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!"
>"Y2TWILIGHT WILL BE HIS SAVIOR!"
>[BREAK THE WALLS DOWN INTENSIFIES]

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>>27745806
>Luna licks her lips, and starts reading.
>"I can say I've never looked forward to the evening. Each night I watch as the crescent moon flows through the halls like a ballerina--That's quite eloquent."
>You cover your face, but she lowers your hands with her hoof.
>"She stirs certain emotions inside me. Emotions I'm afraid to act upon, for if I did, I would step across a line no mortal was meant to."
>A hard lump sits in your throat as her smile increases with each word.
>"The things I want to do to the moon. How badly I want to be inside of it. Is this normal? Am I disturbed? Or am I just honest?"
>She closes the book, with closed thinking eyes not saying anything.
>You're three seconds away from having a panic attack after having your most innermost thoughts read out.
>"So tell me. Do you feel the same now? Do you still feel disturbed?"
>You gulp, and open and close your mouth a few times.
>"I must say, you have quite a way with words. I could feel your thoughts flowing off the pages nephew."
>The book is gingerly placed on the floor.
>Luna then slowly crawls towards you, not once once breaking her gaze.
>"What if I said you could act on the "urges"? Those strong emotions of yours? What if "the moon" said you could give in to those feelings and desires? What would you do?"
>Your loins nearly vibrate, and your body starts to heat up.
>Luna is so close now you can feel her breath on your lips. All it would take is a centimeter to kiss her.
"I--I--"
>Sweat begins to appear on your droplet.
>"Let's not play games nephew."
"O-okay."
>She smiles.
>"Do you want me?"
>And there it is.
>That mere question has so much force-
>So much TEMPTATION in it, you nearly lose consciousness there from how arousing this whole situation is.
"I-I do."
>Her lips press against your face, with a nasally inhale.
>Oh god.
>Sweet merciful heavens above.
>The kiss breaks with an audible smack.
>"Let's continue."

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>"Oh, sunshine, I'm not so sure about this. I don't want to hurt anypony's feelings."
>'What? Mom, please, it's for a good cause.'
>It's some kind of ye olde faire in Canterlot and you had the bright idea to set up a hoof wrestling booth featuring your ageless demigod mother
>All proceeds going to the Ponies Who've Had Their Lives Simultaneously Ruined and Saved By The Elements Of Harmony Foundation
>"You're eyes do not deceive you, friends, one bit and you can try your strength against the Princess."
>Mom shyly smiles and gives a small wave
>"Look at her, wouldn't hurt a fly. So step right up and see if you can best my mom."
>'Eeyup. Reckon ah'll try mah hoof at it. If'n it's fer a good cause n' all.'
>Big Mac saunters up to the booth, places a sack of bits on the counter, daintily removes on with his teeth and has a seat across from mom
>"Very well, Kind Apple, your match is granted." Mom says with a slight nod
>With them both in the ready position, you clasp your hands around their hooves to make sure theres no give one way or the other
>"GO!"
>Nothing happens
>Big Mac rolls his eyes
>"Heh, ah knew yall was a regular prankster, yer Highness. Tryna' get in mah head with that politeness an such."
>"But now, I figure it's time ah-...hnggggg."
>"Ah saaaid it's about HNNNGGG..NNNNNEEEEH.."
>Mom's stoic expression begins to change to one of concern
>"Huh? Oh, it's started? W-we're hoofwrestling right now?"
>Big Red is now on the counter, trying with all his might to get her hoof to budge
>"Mom, are you even trying?" You ask
>"No, this is just me being still. Not even resisting."
>Ouch, that guys pride right now, bruh

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>>27753673
*record scratches*

Everyone stops and looks at twilight

>OMG MOM WHY DID YOU INVITE HER. FUDGE THIS IM GOING TO BED

*door slam*

>I hope you're proud of yourself Sparkle.

>>27754531
>Mom, Anonymous, & Luna ride by on a 3 seater bike
>Twilight watches, seething, from a window in her crystal overlook hotel eyesore
>"HARK. THE ROYAL FAMILY."
>HOW I HATE THEM!"

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>>27754908
You made me giggle

>>27754908
Fuck now I can only think about the scene where backslide kidnaps the lady and she beats the crap out of him in the cabin. But you know twilight and anon replacing the villain and damsel respectively

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>"Look at him in there. The very image of virile masculinity."
>Anonymous is eating dinner like a starving ethiopian
>'T-this isn't the nature walk I had in mind, Twilight.' Fluttershy stammers
>"Human nature is nature just the same, Fluttershy. Now, what've we learned so far?"
>'The security light on his patio is m-motion activated?'
>"Yes, and?"
>'H-his mom is standing right behind you..'
>"What? No, let me see those note-"
>Mom clears her throat

>>27755712
All this twilight shit is a turn off, especially since NST is full of cucks

>>27755810
>/nst/
This isn't dyke-anything though. It's a running gag in here that Twilight, eqg or otherwise, is smitten with Anon who mostly detests her.

>>27752671
o-oh my
this is super lewd

>>27756360
I had planned for her to shout something embarassing at the moment of orgasm but ran out of allotted character space.

>>27754349
I await this

>>27754349
THINGS ARE HEATING UP

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>>27754349
O shit

D-don't stop

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>"Sister, look. Is he not the epitome of unbridled masculinity? Even in his sleep his posture is that of an authoritative stallion!"
>'Luna, he spent all day chasing foals in the park telling them he'd eat them if he caught them.'
>"AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEAR HIM, SISTER!"
>Anonymous begins to stir
>"Zzz..mom, t-that cake doesn't even..zzZZ"

Night, /mom/

I love Celly so much. I only come back to the ride for this thread.

Also I once wrote a Momlestia green about hanging with Celestia early in the morning and playing in the snow. If someone could find it I'd be really grateful.

>>27757742
Do you remember when you wrote it? Keywords? Might try and do some research later if I have time.

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>"Mom, Princess Fatlight Neverlaid finished all the donuts."

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>>27754349

>>27758155
Sorry, no clue. It was a momlestia story, involved making a snowman, etc.

>>27758948
Could be this
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

Guys,
What if Molestia actually did die, an Anon was still around?

>>27759455
That was meant to be Momlestia.
Apologies.

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>>27759455
>>27759465
I don't want to think about that.
It just reminds me my own mother wont be around forever.

>>27759455
___NO___

>>27759455
Then Auntie Luna would be in charge of him(if he was still underage)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhN-BXDkC8

>Equestria shakes with thunder and energy as a portal opens up in Canterlot
>a being of great power steps out
>"WHERE IS MY SON"

>You are Anon.
>Sitting at the royal council table with your mother, aunt, and cousin already waiting with you.
>Hopefully she'll be along shortly.
>The doors open and Princess Twilight Sparkle walks in and send surprised to see all of you.
>"I'm sorry, am I late?"
>She looks out the window at the position of the sun.
>"I thought this meeting wasn't for another hour."
"Don't worry Twilight, you're not late. We just like to get together early for these kinds of meetings."
>Confusion is painted on her face.
>"Since this is your first meeting of this sort since becoming a princess, I feel I should explain."
>Your mother states.
>"You see, my son isn't immortal like us."
>"What are you talking about? He's always been with you, everypony knows that."
>Oh boy, time to burst her bubble.
>Wonder if she'll take it as well as Cadance did when she found out.
>"And that's what we would like the populous to believe. But in actuality, the princesses combine their magic ever twenty years or so to reverse the aging process on Anon and alter everponies memories of him."
>Twilight now has a very blank expression on her face, like she was just told the color black is actually white.
>"Y-you're kidding, right? There's no way that's true. Ponies would have realised by now this was happening."
"Actually, they haven't. You're a prime example of that. You're very smart, but if you didnt figure it out I'm not sure anyone else would."
>"I know this is hard to believe Twilight, I didn't believe it myself until my first meeting. But it's true."
>Cadance explains.
>"Just lend us your magic and you can see for yourself."
>She looks conflicted but seems to get ready anyway.
>"Fine, but only to prove this won't work. What should I do?"
>"Just add your magic to my sister's and mine like Cadance will do. We will handle the rest."
>She adds her magic to your mother's and aunt's without protest and a bright flash engulfs the room.

>>27760247
>Anonymous throws his shirt and tie onto Twilight
>"Oh, Anonymous, you're so commanding and adventurous. Taking me right now, of all times~"
>Shut up, Pudgelight Dorkus
>"HERE I AM!" Anonymous calls out as he pushes Twilight from his hiding place
>Whateverthatthingis swipes Twilight up in his hand and disappears
>Still early in the day but if you had to call it right now, this isn't bad for a tuesday

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>>27760309
Twilight's going to fuck this up somehow, isn't she.

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Anon vs Tirek when after he drains mom of power when?

>>27760653
That'd require some planning beforehand, man.
Did the princesses find someway to make Anon capable of using magic himself?
Is his natural human self resistant to magic?
How does he take down a 10 story centaur?
>"Pitiful mortal! Even as I've drained your family, you sti-"
>'The white one, blue one, and pink one are my family, the purple one just kind of shows up and eats things.'
>"SILENCE! You will insult me no longer, ape? Now that I, Tirek, wield the most powerful magic Equus has ever known, IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>Anonymous frowns and field goal kicks Tirek's shin
>"OH OW OWOWO!!! OW! OH HOLY FUCK, WHY?! OWW OHH OUCH OUCH OUCH OH STOP STOP PLEASE NO STOP."

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>>27760706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn51OEK-L3M

Anon doesent have any magic to take. and Humans are natural born monster slayers. as such dragon, minotaurs and centaurs are extinct back on Earth due to man's natural superority

along with Equestrian enviroment making him stronger due to Earth being harsher. making practically superhuman

>"let them go Tirek or i will stop you
>"No Pony can kill me!"
>Anon emerges from shadows
>"i am no pony"
>Tirek is met with the fear that all monsters hold deep down in their heart, the fear of Humanity. The same fear that caused the dragon exodus, the flight of all monsters from Earth Realm. and now one of them was standing in front of him.
>"No! IT CANNOT BE!"
>Tirek tries to drain him of magic
>there is no magic to take
>Anon lands a punch straight into his face and leaps onto his back
>he pulls at tireks horns, ripping one from his head, the magic leaking out

or the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fyB1c9JnyM

>"YOU. HIT. MY. MOTHER! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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>>27760808
>Equestria's magic rich environment/atmosphere make Anon basically indestructible
>Mom has to reign in her spoiled, unruly son now and then
>Always answers a call for help, unless it's mom/sun time, aunt/son time etc
I like it. You're hired.

>>27760904
Well ofcourse I'd get son and sun confused, fuckin A.

>>27760904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

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>"You're going to have so much fun at work with mommy, sweetheart."
>"I brought a few of your hotwheels in my purse and you can watch cartoons on mommy's tablet."
>"No doubt you'll be as popular like the last time you came to work with me."
>Oh what a day that was
>All those women in their tight, business casual wear
>everything gets all wavy and flashbacky
>"He was having fun in MY office until you stole him, Minuette!"
>"Oh grow up, Moondancer. Anonymous wants to have real fun, not read Dilbert and do sudoku."
>Back to the present
>Mom seems to pick up on this bit of reminiscing
>"So popular with the ladies already. We'll have to organize a schedule for you if that keeps up, sunshine~"
>'..I like the ladies at your work, mommy, but I really just like spending time with you is all.'
>"Oh how darling-, LUNA, ANONYMOUS IS BEGINNING TO TAKE NOTICE OF WOMEN BUT SAYS I'M HIS FAVORITE, ISN'T THAT SWEET?"
>"VERILY, SISTER." Auntie answers from the couch downstairs amid a ruckus of videogame noises

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>>27761283

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>"40 LAKES, ANONYMOUS!"
>'Mom, this is ridiculous. You're not having a midlife crisis.'

>>27761283
>Celestia is a super successful CEO
>Meanwhile Luna lives in her basement and barely makes enough money off of her shitty youtube channel to buy ramen every month

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>>27762153
>Mom finally has a weekday off
>Auntie is out and about attending interviews
>The two of you sit on the couch
>Mom lies down lengthwise with her legs hanging off the end as you lie ontop of her on your back
>"Sweetie, share some of the dorito's with mommy, please."
>'Ok, mommy. Can you pass me the mini cinnabons?'
>"Mmm ofcourse, here you are."
>The front door swings open
>"'Into the trash it goes.' HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!" She says, slamming the door and turning to face you two
>"Hey, Lulu. How'd it go?" Mom says delicately crunching down on a single dorito
She'll find something soon enough, we all gotta start somewhere.

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>You are Sgt Anon, Soldier of the United States Space Command
>Sole Survivor of the dark matter storm in the Horsehead nebula that destroyed the Supercarrier USS "Armstrong"
>Escape pod lands you on nearest safest planet within 1000lys
>get out of escape pod bruised and injured
>two winged unicorns tower over you and are staring at you with curiosity
>you might have hit your head
>"can we keep it sister? It looks hurt!"
>yfw

>>27762354
YES, I FINALLY GET TO BE MARK WAHLBERG.
>"Yo, uh, talking horses? Hi, Sgt Pepper of the lonely hearts here, um, would you like, happen to know where I'm-"
>You're instantly siezed up in the white one's aura
>'Oh boy oh boy, Luna, just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit!'
>'I will hug him and pet him and hold him and squeeze him.'
>"I'm not a bunny rabbit."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7LkpecD5w4

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>>27762699
>day 3
>the big white horse has adopted me as some kind of pet or offspring
>all methods of escape have been thwarted so far
>bitch also took my gun
>thinks I'm a helpless injured creature despite only suffering a minor head injury and am fully trained in unarmed combat and survival skill
>THEY WONT ME LEAVE AND I DONT WANT ANY MORE FUCKING TEA TWILIGHT GO AWAY

>>27762828
>Celestia treats him like a parrot
>He rides atop her back as he quips insults at ponies while being fed by her
>"Bright Eyes, this is Twilight, say 'Hello, Twilight'."
>"Fuck off, you ugly purple skank."
>

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>>27762828
>>27762882
>>27762699
>>27762354
>Anons buddies pick up his distress signal and come to the rescue
>although they have gone slightly insane

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>>27763024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3cNiGMYvCk


>Anon. Who is this talking horse and why is she talking to me?

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>>27763036
I've had just about enough of this crazy fucking faggot planet! GIVE US ANON AND I WONT HAVE TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT MISS UNICORN
HE AINT YOUR PET OR SON. HES COMING HOME WITH US

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>"For the last time, I am NOT a child, I'm a grown man, ok?! My name is Anonymous, I'm a soldier in the U.S. army."
>'Yes, so I've heard, though 30 is still considered an infant to me, little one.'
>"Stop calling me that! I'm as tall as you!"
>She plants a gentle kiss on your nose
>'Is this because I took your toys away?'
>"Toys?- THE SUPER KABLOOEY MAKE IT GO BOOMEY MECHSUIT IS NOT A TOY!"

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>"Anonymous, look whose here! It's your cheller instructor!"
>'UHHH'
>"Isn't this wonderful?"
>'MOM, UH, TIME-OUT, FAMILY HUDDLE.'

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>>27729413
>>27730270
>>27730374
>>27737523
>>27745806
>>27754349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTRzVBxkSqA

>>27759157
You got it. Thanks a ton Anon.

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Night, mom.

>>27764335
You're welcome. It was cute, btw.

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>"where am I"
>"fucking degeneracy"
>"what the. a pony"
>Celestial smiles and says "hello little one, welcome to equestria. I'm your new mommy"
>"GLOBAL RULE 15 REEEEE NO LET OF ME YOU DAMN PONY FUCKING JEWS DID THIS"
>ten minute later hugging celestias neck
>"this is nice..."

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>>27765885

Barneyfag in Equestria green when?

I wanna wingsnuggle

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>"Woops! T-this isn't my bedroom at all! Oh sweetheart, please forgive mommy, that last wine cooler must've really done a number on me."
>Wine coolers? She sure is a lightweight for being damn near 6'3"
>Mom tries to maintain her balance clad in just her bra and panties
>'You got a bad habit of doing this, mom.' You say not looking away from your game
>'Just barging in here and wanting me to drop everything for you.'
>"S-sunshine, no, mommy doesn-"
>"Making me want you so fucking bad." You say hitting pause
>She WANTS to keep up the oblivious act but she wants this as much as you, too much to stay focused
>"Anonymous." She states in a commanding tone
>"No more vidya until you fuck me good and cuddle me afterwards."
>She takes a flying leap at you on the bed, pinning you down on your back
Knowing your go-to places, she frees her tits and begins smothering you with them
>"Yes, baby, j-just like when you were little, ah~ oh, my sweet boy."
>How she still lactates all these years later is a mystery but so very welcomed
You throw your arms around her and keep suckling. Might not even make it to the sex, which is fine
>Mom begins stroking your hair and humming 'you are my sunshine'

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>>27766645

>You are Anonymous, same as you were when you arrived here. Same when a certain white mare caressed you in her hooves when you had your nightmares or were hurt from falling or jumping off your bed.
>You were now 21, after training in the reserve corps of the Canterlot Royal Guard. You made a promise to your mother that you would see her after you learned how to defend her beautiful kingdom.
>Nearly 3 years ago, that was. Her loving, warmed smile was on her face, ear to ear at your nobility to help protect what your mother had built up.
>She was still here, last you heard.
>Around the second year you heard rumor of Celestia stopping many public appearances, remaining in the castle.
>You had begun to train in combat and readiness almost everyday, with very small breaks in between.
>Now after all that you were back in the castle walls, still spotting the same two guards who used to keep your room guarded amist the night.
>"Anonymous, your mother is in her chambers." The white, portly guard to the left of the throne room muses, sounding like his puppy had died, or he had just suffered heavily.
>Your only response was a nod, taking your steps through the castle in a light tone. It was night, and you did not wish to wake anyone who wasn't needed. However, your approach to her door was not the normal one. You felt the impending chaos ahead, and you could feel a cold running through your skin.
>Opening the door in her royal wing, you make your way into Celestia's room, your deep voice breaking silence.
"Mom..?" You call out softly, seeing a gentle, weak rustle under Celestia's sheets.
>A pair of sagged eyelids, accompanying the familiar eyes of the first you could remember sparking shock in your soul. With a glow emanating from her horn, she clicked a lamp on, her skinny, frail body being uncovered by her rear hooves kicking the sheets off gently.
>"Anon... Baby..." She said, weaker than ever.

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Sick head
Blackened lung
I'm a simple, selfish son

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>>27766956

>>27766645
This thread is getting creepy

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>>27766995
Are you gay or something, dude.

>Your heart smashed into bits at that moment, as you walked over and knelt by Celestia's bed as she attempted to move out of it, breathing heavily in shock as you examine your mother.
"Please mom, don't get up." You urge, placing your hand upon her hoof. Your eyes watered painfully, tears streaming by the bridge of your nose to your jaw as she smiled, her eyes meeting yours.
>"Anonymous honey... You shouldn't have come today..." Celestia urges, worry and care in her voice as she places her hoof on your shoulder. You could only place your other hand on the hoof you commandeered over trying to keep her still.
"I don't care, mom... You raised me, and you were there for me. I have to be here as much as I can... You deserve it."
>Your mouth moved with shivers and shudders shocking your muscles. Celestia, however, moved her hoof from your hand pulled you into her hooves, holding you as she gave you soft sushes and coos to try and remind you of the good times you had shared with her.
>"Honey, you never cease to not amaze me, as strong as you are... I'm glad I saw my sunshine before anything happened..."
>You threw your arms around her in that instant, manning up as you held her in your arms, pulling onto her bed as you rested your head on her shoulder.
"Nothin's gonna happen, ma..." You said, trying to comfort Celestia. You weren't going to believe it until it was all over.
>"Please, Anon, calm down..." Celestia whispered, smiling as her weak body struggled to move as she pressed one of her hooves on the back of your head, rubbing upon your fresh buzz cut hair and whispering softly.
"Mom, is that..?" You swore that whispering sounded familiar, as it seemed to be almost from your youngest days.
>"A song, about someone who brightened my life up... You are my sunshine, after all..."
>You could only let tears flow as you hugged your dearest mother firmly, but not too rough as you couldn't help but sing it with her.

>>27767016
>mom goes to hospital on mothers day
>possible ulcers
>takes a few days off work
>find her doing things around the house despite being told to take it easy
>"Oh I know, but I just can't stand being cooped up in bed, I'm fine now."
>realize she wont be around forever
>go to room and cry
no more pls

>>27767016
>"You are my sunshine, my brightest ray, you give me a better day..."
"You are my sunshine, my brightest ray, you give me a better day..."
>You could hear your mother sigh, her weak, shrill voice weaker than ever.
"I love you, mom..." You muttered. However, you couldn't hear her say it back.
>You waited a single second before her neck slowly slumped down, her muzzle softly hitting your shoulder, as you put your head to her chest one last time.
>Nothing.
"Mom... Mom, don't you fucking do this to me..." You muttered, panicking as you tried to lay her down, placing your fingers upon her nostrils and proceeding with CPR.
>This wasn't happening on your watch.
>But it only took a minute to realize what had happened.
>And you sat there, letting go of her body. Her eyes still slightly opened, as you scream, the realization his you.
"NOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
>Pretty soon a practical army had flooded around the doorway, seeing you sitting there on your mothers bed, crying infront of her body as your tears stain the bed.
>A guard tries to pry you off, but reflex, and adrenaline prompt you to smack him with your fist, sending him reeling a foot away as you return to your mother's body, the memories still flooding in.
>But that song was there. The slap you rendered now had everyone muted, in shock, the only thing audible other than the breathing being a single weak voice, trying to deliver a last message.
"Y-You are my s-sunshine..."

>>27767031
Pssst, kid.
I lost my dad on April the Eleventh of this year. It hurts but if it's coming, you've gotta accept that it can happen. You can't accept a death, but you can accept the fact it'll happen.
It's just something that takes loads of adjusting, trust me.

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>>27767065

>>27766995
For fuck sake you should be used by now normie scum

>>27766619

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>>27767065
I can't handle these feels

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>>27767065
Shit nigga, what are you doing

>>27768209
Givin out a dose of feels.
Are you enjoying it, Mister Krabs?

>>27760808
>Now freed from their magic prison orbs, the m6 and Discord witness Anonymous beating the shit out of Tirek
>"Uhh P-princess, I think he's done now, he looks pretty defeated."
>"M-MAKE HIM STOP, PLEASE, PLEASE, MERCY!!" Tirek pleads
>"Hmm? Oh, hush, Twilight. Anonymous isn't even trying. Tirek's in no real danger."
>"HEEEEEELP!!!!"

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>"What game are you playing sweetie? Can I play?"

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>>27768977
>family reunion photo
>can't see full faces of mom, auntie, or cadence
>anon's face when

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>"BIFF!"
>"ZOK!"
>"POW!"
>'Auntie, you don't need to make the sound effec-, Mom, what're you doing?'
>"Shedding my clothing, sweetheart! Superman draws his power from the sun, remember?"

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>>27768977
"MOOOOOOM, STOP DISTRACTING ME! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DISINTIGRATING THIS FAGGOT'S SHITTY GOBLIN DECK."
>"Oh, is that the card game with the pretty little paintings on each card? May I join the next game?"
"...only if you brought your own deck. Hope you have something that fits modern."

What kind of white deck would Celestia use?

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>Celestial sends Anon to school
>despite the fact he is 21

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>>27768492
Sure, why not. I enjoy suffering.

I always find the idea of being cellys pet human comforting.

I imagine it ending up like that due to the language barrier. And anon gives up trying to communicate and just gives in to being her pet cuddlemonkey

>>27766645
>dream about fooling around with someone's mom last night
>incredible detail
>wake up to Momlestia thread's resurrection

it's a fucking sign. The dream nipples felt like finger tips in my mouth though, no diea why

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>"Hey mom, you ever play the 'what?huh?' game?"
>'What?'
>"Huh?"
>'No, what?'
>"Huh?"'
>'Anonymous, seriously, WHAT?'
>"Huh?"

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>>27754349
keep thread bumped for this

>>27715811

i want celestia to shit in my mouth, then i can put my mouth up to her anus and spit it back into her body so that we can do the whole thing over again.

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>>27773816

would celestia support her transgender child?

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>>27769740
Because...

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>>27775487
If by support you mean beat to death the... yes

>>27775549
But anon wants to be a filly