MOTHERFUCKING TIREK IS COMING AT YA what do

>>27715488
Once again, here to make OP's thread less shitty, please choose a random super power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>27715509
>Needing a superpower
>Not showing your true form of a spooky skeleton already
P L E B
>>27715488
Spook him. Even the greatest evils in Equestria are vulnerable to skeletons.

>>27715488
>>27715509
Well, if Tirek counts as a weapon, I'll send his power right back at him!

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>>27715488
Bring it, Red.

Connective tissue manipulation
>fuckingtendonwhip.jpeg

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>>27715829
>>27715488
Let's have a moment of silence to reflect on the shitstorm that this fight would be.

>>27715488
Soil empowerment

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>>27715488
>I can tell north south east west without a compass/map
Welp I can even think of a way that could be useful

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>>27715509
I can become a Naga at will. Cool power, but personally, I kind of like >>27715829
Nothing like spectating a kickass giant fight.

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Absolute Access
User can gain access or entry to any location, place or time. They can easily gain access to places that are spatiolocked, temporal locked, spatial-temporal locked, isolated, closed, possibly even omnilocked locations. It doesn't matter where or what the location is, they can always find a way inside.
>I'd crawl right up his ass

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>>27715488
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Will

I got this.

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>>27715488
>>27715509

>Inner Power
>The ability to release a hidden power inside oneself and amplify it in order to become stronger.

Bring it on, Tirek, I'm comin' for you.

>>27715488
Find the fucking key

>>27715509
>Enhanced Senses

wew lad

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>>27715488
Check the clock

>>27717748
Wait, I forgot to get the superpower

Nevermind, it's Enhanced Marksmanship
Welp

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>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning

I summon picrelated. 3 of them.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Singularity_Generation


Well that easy.

>>27717788
>meta summoning
>manta hero
Coincidence?

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>>27717833
not really
i made it this way

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>>27715488
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power; its burning grip tells me to defeat you! SHINING FINGER!

>>27715509
Siberian Deity Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Siberian_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I've always wanted a pet centaur... thing.

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>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Speed
>Time travel

Remember when you wanted to cum inside you're waifu, Tirek, you ended up fucking sloppy seconds?

>>27715488
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Age_Manipulation
Yeah, this is worse than Tirek because of:
>Disaster Manipulation
>Global Drought Creation
>Global Extinction Inducement
>Global Famine Inducement

>>27715488
He's not coming at anyone because he isn't real.

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>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sneeze_Inducement
I'm a real evil sonofabitch.

>>27715488
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex
Fuck this shit. I'm not a faggot. Find someone else to save your world, I am not FUCKING TIREK.
Mane 6 trying to convince Anon to fuck Tirek to kill him when? That would be amazing green.

>>27715488
yeah this bitch is fucked
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronokinetic_Constructs

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Cells

How oddly relevant. I've been watching an animu with one of these. Guess I'll beat Tirek to a pulp.
>pîc related

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>>27715509
>got magic immunity
AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TIREK IM THE ANTI MAGE HERE BITCH

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>>27715488
LORD TIREK COMIN' ATCHA
WATCH YO STEP KID
WATCH YO STEP KID
WAYCH YO STEP KID

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>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement

Uh, I'm already too handsome for Tirek to harm me?

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>>27715488
Stand back I got this.

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>>27715488
Fight me you damn dirty mutant

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>>27715488

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Come on!

>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide
>The ability to kill all life in existence
>Indiscriminate, killing even unintended targets, including the user
I DID IT GUYS, I SAVED EQUESTRIA BY KILLING EVERYTHING

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>>27715488
Accept the sweet release of death

>>27720408
I wonder if he'd stop out of curiosity.
>why did the hairless monkey not run?
>it clearly holds no power over you, and yet it does not fear death.
>curious, you must know
"why are you not afraid, strange primate?"

>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
wait cant i just get anything??

>>27720485
congrats, you're pinkie

>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
comes Depending on the extent of the user's power, one could potentially gain the powers of Reality Warping and/or Omniscience within the context of their own false Universe.

Applications
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
and http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience

>>27720443
I AM afraid of you.
Maybe I even shitted my pants a bit, but knowing what you're going to do to me, I apparently found a way to end my miserable life with dignity. My only regret it's to die with uncleaned pants.
>The anon sits on the spot, looking down, waiting
Come on, do what you must.

>>27720577
I intended that to be a prompt, not RP. use quotes to avoid butthurt mods.

>>27718345
>"PREPARE TO DIE, PUNY MORTAL!"
>Tirek begins stampeding towards you, horns ready to pierce your chest.
>Little did the goatman know, you had a little trick up your sleeve.
"H-hey Tirek!"
>It is hard to supress your giggles.
"SNEEZE, ASSHOLE!"
>As if he was a robot, Tirek skids to a stop and begins breathing in, yelling.
>"AAAAAH.... AAAAAAHHH...."
>"ACHOOO!"
>The large goatman releases a giant sneeze.
>"MORTAL... WHAT SORCERY WAS THAT?"
"SNEEZE!"
>Again, Tirek sneezes.
>"ARRRAGGH! STOP IT!"
"SNEEZE!"
>You continue doing this until Tirek's body runs out of mucous and explodes.
>Back in Canterlot, Celestia gives you wings and a horn, declaring you princess of sneezes.
>"Oh Anonymous, how can we ever repay you for your bravery?"
"Sneeze."

>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Manipulation

I've got this.

>>27715488

wait. tirek fucks his mother?
that is very evil indeed

>>27720727
he even stole 40 cakes from pinkie

>>27720740

what an asshole
i hope he steps on a nail and that his dick falls off

>>27720704
>sneezing is one tenth of an orgasm
Time for sexually induced sniffles.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment

UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE JEWS

>>27715488
Either slap his ass or send an army of Skellies at him
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Restoration_Augmentation

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>>27715488
I got this.

>>27721061
Fool, Tirek already has the power of dubs! We need trips or more...

>>27720751
please he deserves to step on a lego barehoof

>>27721117
what about the two sets of dubs here? >>27721104

>>27721188
the post you quoted doesn't have dub dubs, but you do.

>>27715509
Hydrokinetic Invisibility... Guess I'll just hide in a pool.

>>27715509

I emit bad smellls.

Just like real life.

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>>27715509
>do you even need to ask?

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>>27715509
>Self-Hatred Inducement
Time to lower his self esteem

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>cosmic weather manipulation

k

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>>27715488
>i suppose I can spare a few minutes to humor a weak God-wannabe like you.

>>27715488
Best use of dubs I've seen

>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Removal
well I've been needing a new coat. I guess I can just use his skin as one

>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation
Well it looks like I am Discord 2.0

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination_Embodiment

Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rwPE

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_Resurrection

Spring inducement. I now die on a lovely spring day.

>>27715488
hide and cower