Would you? Start a relationship with a little bit slow but big

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>>27713063
hell yes But she's not real

in a fucking heartbeat.

I'd also try to get a threesome going on

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>>27713063
Is too early for feels, OP

>>27713063
>You will never go with Derpy to see Dinky's first school play and hold Derpy as she cries at her baby growing up.

Life is suffering.

>>27713063
Only if she was Derpy.

>>27713063
Is it legal for her irl to have a child?
I mean, being retarded

>>27713428
Only if a court deems her unsuited. Since Derpy is usually seen as just a bit slow and not full on mentally handicapped, as well as a caring and loving parent, I don't see why there'd be a problem. Plus, it's not illegal to conceive a child, regardless of mental capacity.

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>>27713063
>Raising another guy's kid
>being a cuck

But I would start a loving relationship with Derpy

>>27713484
So you wouldn't want to be a real man and steal some other fag's girl, kid and raise it as your own?
No, the only cuck here is you.

>>27713507
This guy gets it.

Could you imagine the raging heart-on you'd feel in your chest when she asks you if it's O.K. if she calls you "Daddy"?

>>27713507
>>27713554

pls stop cucking yourself so hard, the smell is stinking up the thread

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>>27713773
You talk to your stepdad that way?

>Single mother
Nah, I'm not gonna pay money to deal with chads leftover bastard spawn just for some used pussy.
Her child is fucked either way now and I'm not gonna get on that roller coaster.

>>27713484
>>27713773
>>27713980
If you got married, then your wife decided to run off because she was lazy and leave you with the kid, would that be a valid reason for no one to ever date you again?

You people need to take a break from /pol/.

>>27713063
Get in a relationship to get close to that little cutie? Absolutely

>>27713554
I had a kid I was tutoring ask me this once.
No homo but I cried in the back storage room for kind ten minutes

Poor Carlos had no one decent in his life. I hope he's doing alright

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>>27713507
>>27713773
>>27713980
>>27714219
Guys I think you're missing the point why not get with her to get to her child

>>27713554
>she calls you "Daddy"
Bueno!

>>27714696
This nigga gets it

>>27713063
Green when?

>>27714839

>>27714839

>>27713484
>>27713773
>not wanting to fuck other dude's ex-wives and daughters

literally homosexual

>>27714839
Will it a be a green about a threesome with the mother and daughter?

>>27714839
When you write some fagott.

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>>27716256
why it just wouldn't /mlp/ without that

1. They're not real so you can't have a relationship with them.
2. It's canon that she's not her daughter.

>>27713507
>"stealing" child
This isn't even 4chan's definition of cuck, it's even worse than real life cuckolds because you're taking someone's child YOURSELF, being fully aware of it. Some guy passed his genes, you didn't

>>27717484
Who says you couldn't also have your own kids?

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>>27717484
>>implying I can't pass my genes into someone else's child

>>27717493
Even if you do, you're raising someone else's offspring. That's not stealing, that's doing someone's job.

>>27713063
>Never talk to me or my wife's daughter ever again XD.

>>27717501
Then it will be incest despite you being not blood related.
>inb4 imblyimg it's a con
Good luck convincing her mom it's okay.

>my wife's child

L M A O STAY KEKED

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>>27717507
>XD

Guys, what if Dinky is your child?

>>27713554
>"Is it okay if I call you daddy?"
"I don't know, sweetheart. It would be strange to have both you and mommy calling me daddy."
>"Why would mommy call you daddy?"
"Why indeed."

>>27713063
But she's a married lady

>>27714839
Maybe this?

>Be Anonymous
>You transfered to Canterlot High a few years ago
>Now you're here living in Equestriaville
>You work at a local pharmacy
>The job pays enough for you to keep your house and buy food for a month
>As you were going downstairs to cook some bacon and eggs for breakfast, you hear the doorbell ring
>You walk over to the door and open it
>A bright flash of light blinds you
>You cover your eyes and muttered
"Fucking Sun."
>"What was that, Anon?
>As you focused your eyes to the person infront of you
>She has blond hair and crossed yellow eyes
"Hey Derpy."
>"I got a mail for you Anon!"
>She reaches in her bag to grab a letter
>She hands it you
"Uhh Derpy...this is for Mr. Cake"
>"Oh, sorry 'bout that Anon, I just don't know what went wrong."
>God this girl is cute
>But isn't she married
>and she has a kid?
"How's Dinky, Derpy?"

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>>27713063
Christ she looks tired. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm in.

>>27717221
>fagott
I don't think that means what you think it means.

>>27713063
Yes, and fuck her silly, get more kids and make her single again.

>>27718123
more pls

>>27713063
Honestly, she strikes me as the type I'd be friends with but can't date. I tried dating a chick from outside of the physics department once. It ended poorly when I tried to explain that our position in bed was not the most efficient from an empirical perspective. I may be the problem here

>>27714839
This is more or less the plot of a fan fic called "The Life and Times of A Winning Pony".

Although it's lesbian relationship between Derpy and cloud kicker with some other mix ups.

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>>27713063
Tfw I'm kinda, sorta like that, but a dad.
My bitch of an ex wife left me and our daughter, who she never truly loved, for some guy from her work she fell in love about a year ago.
No girl is intrested in me, becouse I have a kid with the other woman...

>>27718123
I like this, moar?

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>The days continues to drag on
>Ringing up items at the register
>Bit by bit, customer by customer the day goes by
>After this, the weekend starts, and you're free for two whole days
>Your shift is nearly over now
>Seems like there's just one more customer left to ring
>A slender blonde woman walks up to the register, her items making their way past you as you ring them up and place them on the conveyor
>She has a girl with her, looks to be about 13 but you can never tell with the hormones they put in the food these days
>Her eyes cross slightly, she can't seem to look the same direction with both at the same time
>Nonetheless, she seems to have found everything okay
>Big grocery order, she must be stocking up for the week
>The girl looks at your work bright eyed, her eyes moving back and forth to watch each item go across the scanner
>You can't help but smile at how cute it is
>As you ring up the last item, you tell the woman her total
>She slips something to the girl lower than you can see and says "Here you go, Sweetie."
>Her voice is bubbly, and she smiles at what you presume to be her daughter
>The little girl hands you the cash for the groceries, beaming with pride as she does so
>Making a mental note to take some insulin later, you count out the money
>After you process it, you lean over and hand the girl the change
>"Here you go, Mommy!" she says, happier than can be to help her mom out like this
>She puts the money in her pocket and starts to grab the bags
>Well, since your lane is now closed,
"Excuse me, Miss, would you like some help bagging and carrying those?"
>The woman looks at you quizzically, like she's processing what you said
>Then her face lights up like she just opened a Christmas present
>"Oh sure, mister, I'd really like that!"
>This woman sure is excitable
>So you help carry the bags of groceries (Jewish boss won't let carts out of the store) as she directs you to her car
>Setting the last of the bags in the trunk, she turns to you and asks

>>27719399
Cute. Continue.

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>>27713507
No thanks, the government is already determined to steal plenty of kids from other guys for me to pay for. I'm sure I'll have enough.

>>27719399
adorable

>>27717728
I'm fine with that I once had a dream I lived in a white mansion with a blue eyed white daughter

I never get to have dreams about having a wife/gf so this dream meant a lot to me since I don't think i'll be able to get a white girl since i'm not white

>>27718676
>empirical perspective
Huh?

>>27713063
only if she is a) cute like Derpy or b) Derpy

>>27718123

>"BOO!"
>Dinky jumps out from behind her mother in an attempt to startle you
>She's wearing her mother's hat, cute
>"Did I get you good, Mister Anon?"
>You don't want to disappoint such a cute girl, right Anon?
"Yah, you did Dinky...you scared me good."
>Wait isn't it a Tuesday today?
"Don't you have school today Dinks?"
>"Nope."
>Derpy finally hands out your letter and says in a cheery tone
>"Anon, do you have something to do today?"
>Now why would she ask that?
"Nope, why?"
>"Do you want to eat dinner with me and Dinky tonight?"
>The glimmer of hope in her eyes brighten more as you say
"Ok, Derpy"
>You say with a smile

>>27721139
hnnng

>>27713147
I like the way you think anon could I join?

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>>27719399
>>27721139
>tfw two high quality adorable greens in the same thread.

>>27719399
>>27720140
>>27720192
>>27721191

Will update tonight. Got normie shit first.

>>27718123
>>27721139
Will update tomorrow

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>>27713063

>single mother
>slow

Unless she turns into my sex slave I would
Master gotta feed slaves

>>27718029
Kek

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>>27718708
I'm sorry to hear that man

>>27713063
>retarded
>single mom, which means I'd have to raise a child of some other random man I've never seen before
Yeah, no, fuck off.

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>>27718477

THIS

Pic related: This is what your comment did to me

>>27718708
Nigga, I don't think you appreciate just how lucky you are that the bitch ex didn't take your daughter and stick you with child support.

>>27721889
And then abuse the kid anyway.

Keep this thread bumped guys

>>27721742
Bane?

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>Six years.
>I step off the train and onto the platform. I scan the crowd around you for any familiar faces, finding none; a sign that reads “Welcome to Ponyville!” catches my attention, freezes me.
>It’s been six years since I left this small, lonely town.
>Right after high school, I went to a university in Manehattan, and then I scored a high paying job in Canterlot.
>It’s a tough job, and you hardly get any time off, but luckily I’ve been saving up days. I’ve got about a week off before I have to return.
>A wave of nostalgia passes over me as I start down the dirt path leading from the station to the town; moments after, as I reflect upon my previous thought, nostalgia turns to dread.
>A week. I don’t have much time.
>But… is something like this… a thing I can rush?
>As I set foot into the town, I find myself in somewhat of a daze. The only two-story buildings, the straw roofs, the clear skies- it’s much different than the urban environment I’m used to.
>I stop, take a deep breath, and then, hesitantly, move forward.
>Thankfully, the town’s barely changed since five years ago. I’m able to navigate my way to her house with ease.
>The small hut, like the rest of the town, is mostly unchanged. The flowers lining the window might be new, but I can’t remember; were they there before?
>I spend a minute frozen in front of the doorway, realizing that I’ve thought of nothing to say.
>...
>I try to think of something, but I can’t- my eyes dart to the side, hoping for some kind of inspiration, but instead I find an old woman staring at me. I suddenly become aware of how creepy I must look, standing outside of someone’s doorway, hand raised as if to knock, but never knocking.
>In sudden a panic, I beat my fists against the door, but then realize, again, I haven’t thought of anything to say.

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>>27723063
>The door opens.
>”What?”
>It’s an old woman, grey hair tied up into a bun, wrinkly face scrunched up in a hateful expression.
“Ah…”
>It takes me a second to realize I don’t know her.
>The old woman frowns as she squints up at me.
>”What?” She barks, almost headbutting me in the chest. I fumble back just in time.
“Sorry, I’m…looking for miss Hooves?”
>”...Hm.”
>Still glaring, she rubs her chin. “There’s the one with a kid-”
“Yes, that one.”
>Talking with Derpy’s mother before I see Derpy herself might prove beneficial. That’s why I came to her house, or, what I thought was her house.
>The old lady spouts off an address and then slams the door shut.
>The address is only a few buildings away from the old woman’s house, it doesn’t give me a lot of time to think of something to say.
>I settle with a ‘It’s so nice to see you again!’ and charge forward down the path leading to a house almost identical the the old lady’s.
>I knock on the the door three times, step back, take a deep breath, and wait.
>...
>...And wait.
>...
>...Maybe she didn’t hear me?
>I knock again.
>...
>...I raise my fist to knock again, but the door opens.
“Miss Hooves-”
>...
>...
>”...Ooh…”
>I have to crane my neck to see the small girl that opened the door. Yellow eyes, blond hair. Maybe five or six years old?
>Oops.
“Sorry, I think I have the wrong house.”
>”...Mommy?”
>What?
“Uh, no?”
>She nods her head. “Mommy.”
>...What’s happening here?
“I’m… not your mom…”
>She shakes her head. “Derpy…”
“Derpy? You…”
>Again, she nods. “Mommy.”
>Something clicks inside my head.
>Her eyes, Derpy’s eyes; her hair, Derpy’s hair; she looks like Derpy.
>My heart lurches up my throat. I can feel my hands start to shake.

>>27723089
>Suddenly, a scene is playing in my head. High school graduation; me and Derpy are outside the city limits, talking, looking at the stars. I kiss her, she kisses me, I undress. There’s no protection. I leave for Manehattan the next day. I don’t care.
>I feel sick.
>This... girl…
>...Oh my god.

>Already used
>My wife daugther

I'm not a cuck, sorry

>cuck meme
>my son/daugther wife

/v/memes really ruin everything

>>27723097
>Leaving your son/daughter
Fucking nigger.

Only if she leave dinky in a orphanage.

I will never raise the children of another guy

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>Thanks anon for raising my daugther

Yeah, no.

>>27723251
take care of her right, she would love you over him. She would become your daughter and hate Flash all together,
Sure, flash would buy shit for her, but at the end, she will realize she loves you more than that faggot who wasn't even man enough to stay around his family.

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>>27714763
>>27714839
>>27716256

This seems to be a comfy thread so I'm reluctant to flesh out a sad story where anon gets with Derpy just so he can molest Dinky. Maybe in the end he convinces Derpy to help.

>>27723505
Do it.

>>27723505
Do it

>>27723505
sick fuck.

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>>27713063
...yes...

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>>27724817
>le epic meem
You need to go back

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>>27724857
Look up hypocrite. You'll find yourself

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>>27724817
>>27724857
>>27724867

THAT BITCH JUST GOT ROASTED!!!

>>27723063
>>27723089
For the love of everything, continue this one!

>>27719399
>"By the way, mister, what's your name? OH! I'm Derpy Hooves!"
>She extends a hand daintily, with ladylike poise
>You gently grasp it, ready for an equally dainty shake
>What you're met with is a shake that could shake down a building
>After regaining your composure lost from being caught off guard, you tell her your name
>"Anon Abyss, huh? That's kind of a funny name!"
>You would correct her misheard attempt to "Amiss" but her current giggling is too cute and infectious
>"Mommy, when are we gonna leave?"
>The little girl with her looks impatient, and with sass above her age
>Like she has a hot date and her mom is dragging her down, man
>"Just a second, Dinky."
>Turning to you, she pulls out her wallet and starts to take out a few singles
>You put out a hand to stop her
"Oh no, that won't be necessary, Ms. Hooves, I'm glad to help."
>She smiles and puts the bills away, then places her hand on her chin
>"Hmmmm."
>She's clearly contemplating something deep
>Suddenly her face lights up
>She snaps her fingers and proclaims
>"I got it!"
>She grabs your arm and pulls you close to her
>Then, without warning, she cranes her neck and plants a big smooch right on your cheek!
>"That'll be my tip, then." she says with a bit of teasing in her voice
>"I'll see you soon, Mr. Abyss!"
>As you stand there rubbing your cheek, she gets in her car and turns it on
"Y-you too."

Sorry gentiles but that'll be all for tonight.

>>27723281
>this helps cucks sleep at night

Bump for the greens

Will Dinky call you daddy?

>>27721139

>You just finished work
>You have 3 hours more to waste before dinner
>So you thought, why not buy Dinky a gift?
>You went to the Sugarcube Corner to buy a cake
>The cakes they make does wonder to the taste buds
>Especially the ones the poofy haired girl makes
>As you walk to the establishment
>You paused a moment thinking what Dinky likes to eat?
>Does she like muffins like her mother?
>Or she likes things sweeter?
>You decided to buy a cake and a muffin
>As you walked in
>A bell rings and a voice shouts "Welcome to the Sugarcube Corner, what can I get for you, Anon?"
>A poofy pink haired girl dashes in front of you in an instant
"Pinkie, I'd like to get a muffin and a black forest flavored cake."
>"Okie dokie lokie, Anon!"
>Your eyes wander to the nearby window
>The sun is going down

Bumping for green

>Early mom with no one else to take care of her daughter
>naturally clumsy and no time for an education
>works for a post office but often ends up hurt down strairs
>doesn't give up and sacrifices all of her time for her daughter

hnnnnng my feels

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>all this green
>tfw most/all of it will never be finished

Why do you guys cling to green so much when most of it will never be completed?

>>27726354

>You are now Derpy
>You are a mail woman working at the local post office
>You are also a single mom
>You just asked Anon to eat dinner with you and your daughter
>You prepared a beautiful dress for this
>Used make up on your face...just for Anon
>Oh, you almost forgot to cook dinner
>You are now heading to the kitchen
"Let's start cooking!" you say with a determined face

~~A few moments later~~

>You finished cooking dinner
>Just a simple dinner...with Anon
> You head up stairs to get dress
>"Mommy, when will Mister Anon get here?" your daughter says with a bored tone
"Soon, sweetie."
>Dinky walks out of the room and heads down stairs
>You change your clothes
>And after putting on the dress
>You hear the doorbell ring

>>27726793

close to the end

>You are now heading to Derpy's
>Each step you take brings you closer to her
>You see her house in the distance
>You walk faster
>You stand in front of her door and press the doorbell
>"Coming!" you hear Dinky's voice behind the door
>She opens the door, revealing her gorgeous smile
>"Come in Mister Anon." she says while smiling
>You step in and see the dining room a few steps away
>It's a small comfy house
>"Is Anon here sweetie?" you hear a voice calling from above
>"He's here mommy!" Dinky replies to her mother
>You and Dinky turn your heads to the stairs
>Derpy is walking down stairs
>She's wearing an elegant dress and looks like she applied make up too
>"Hiya there Anon!"
>She's looking at you with her beautiful eyes
>Well, beautiful crossed yellow eyes

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>>27713063
No.

>>27726790
Never give up Anon, never give up

Hoe many greens are being made here, Anon?

>>27726815
Dont stop based writefriend

>>27726790
Because it's still fun to read. And the few that get finished are great.

>>27726957
I think there's four.

>literally "cuck:the thread"

I fucking hate neo /mlp/

>>27713063

>tfw the only women who show any interest in you whatsoever are divorcees looking for another income stream to support their children

>>27718708

>she fell in love with

Women don't marry for love. They marry for money.

>>27713451
She just has an eye disability and as a result comes off as a bit clumsy.

>>27713507
Not to mention you could legally have a threesome with them once she's old enough since you aren't biologically related.

>>27713507
>>27713554

I bet you guys are the type to try and fuck that girl the moment she starts filling out.

You sick fucks.

>>27714763

^At least this one is being honest.

>>27713063
>Would you start a relationship with a little bit slow but big hearted, kind ,cute and young -
Hell yeah.
>- single mother.
I wished humans were more like lions. Screw that "non-virgin marriages are doomes to fail hard" science schtick, I want lion-men NOW.

>>27723229

/thread

>>27728176
It's a little late for that.

>>27727782
R O C K H A R D

Derp

>>27725092
>Saturday morning
>We join you, our intrepid morally ambiguous self-serving protagonist during quite a hangover
"Ugh, my head."
>You let out a groan while you fumble around for the bacon
>After frying up several strips, you ease yourself into a chair with some milk and an egg
>The smell of the bacon sets your stomach rumbling, the pain only adding to your headache
>It'll be worth it though when you have a full belly and no headache
>After breakfast, it's off to the bathroom to shower, etc.
>Now, with the 1:00pm (or Second Single Bong, for those in England) sun shining through the window, you decide to take a walk

Writing without being an /r9k/-tier recluse is still fun, but I just wish I had more time to write

Bumpidy

I would
We can leave behind much more than DNA.
Dinky's father passed his genes on to her. I get to pass my memes on to her.

>>27729899
Go home, monsoon.

>>27729996
Wrong metal gear son

>>27713063
>being a literal cuckold
End your life immediately.

>>27713063
How did full metal become a mother?

Fullmetal mother wat

Bumpada

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>>27713063
Anybody got the pastebin of the story with anon taking care of a mentally disabled Derpy?

>>27713063
Depends. Where's the father? The only reason I would willingly raise another man's child would be if was unwillingly separated from them and would have no way to get back and raise the child himself, e.g. he died, was "disappeared," etc.

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>>27730936
He's traveling through space time, banging a new chick everywhere he goes, and leaving their lives in shambles

>cuck meme literally ruin derpy and dinky in /mlp/

JUST
U
S
T

>>27731169
This isn't even what cuckold means. This site knows how to run a word into the ground and meaninglessness.

Is Derpy pretty or not?

>>27731872
Yes

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She's a cutie

Can someone bump the thread, I have to go somewhere

>>27713507
Raising someone else's kid isn't manly in the slightest. What are you going on about?

>>27713063
No.

>>27713063
>being a cuck
>raising someone else's child
lol no
I lied yes I would she a cute

>>27732958
You're not a cuck if you give Dinky a sibling later on.

>>27727250
This. Women have always been parasites, being naturally weaker and more emotional than men. They've just decided to become more active than passive with it in recent years. They're the Jews of the biosociological world.

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>>27713063
Sure would.

Besides. The oldest of the oldest headcanon is that they aren't really related anyways. Not that would really matter to me. We'd have fun trying to make her lots of little brothers and sisters.

But only if hooves.

>>27730859
This one?
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m

>>27733828
Yep thanks dude.

>>27714219
yo ass paying for those kids I pump into her while you at work on tuesday. ain't my problem tbhsmhfam

>>27713063
Human Derpy is cuter than pone Derpy.

>>27734569
This is a true fact. Great taste friend

>>27734569
Both are cute

>>27726815

>You take a sit facing Derpy
>Dinky is sitting on her left
>You can see Derpy prepared greatly for this
>From the dress that she is wearing to the cloths used on the table
>and also this italian spaghetti
>Man this spaghetti is delicious
>You don't notice a noodle hanging from the side of your mouth
>"Anon, there's a noodle hanging on your face" she tries to contain her laughter but she fails
>Dinky joins in the fun
>You also laugh
>At your own face
>Well it is funny considering you're trying hard not to spill your spaghetti
>And it's just hanging on the side of your face
"Har har...very funny Derpy."
>Damn she's beautiful

>>27734837

>You all finished eating dinner
>Now you're all just relaxing on the sofa and watching Bridge to Terabithia
>You're pretty sure Leslie is autistic
>After the movie ends
>"Good night, mommy and good night to you too Mister Anon" she says in a sleepy tone
>Dinky heads up stairs to sleep
>You're now alone with Derpy

~~~~~~~~~

>You are now Derpy
>Your daughter jsut went up stairs to sleep
>You're now alone with Anon
>and you're nervous
>The movie ended minutes ago
>It's really quiet now
"Anon..."
>You speak in a nervous tone
>"Yah, Derpy?"
"Are you staying here tonight?"
>"You want me to?" he replies with a grin
>Your face is red
>Your heart is racing
>You're blushing...hard
"Y-yes"

>>27713063
>girl in guys' clothes
fetish triggered

Bump and also Dinky is cutter than the CMC

>>27735451
*cuter

>>27735193
Aw yea

>>27735193
Oh my.

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>>27713147

Derpy goes bump
Because she has a nice rump

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>>27737375
It is a very bubbly butt

>>27713063
No, but maybe her daughter...

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>>27718708
>Every night when you put her to sleep

Seriously though, i'm sorry to hear that

>>27718708
Damn Anon, good luck.

>>27718708
I'm sorry to heart that anon. hopefully things work out

>>27718708
Godspeed Anon

Page 8 bump

>>27718708
Meanwhile single moms screaming of mens head for not being "men" enough and not takeing responibility for her mistakes. Sorry to hear that ,keep strong Anon.

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>>27713063
>unironically being a cuck

>>27735193

>Dinky is fast asleep up stairs
>"Wait here, Anon, I'll be back." Derpy says with a lewd smile plastered on her face
>Derpy goes back into the kitchen
>She comes back with 2 bottles of beer
>"Do you want one, Anon?"
"Sure, Derpy."
>Those words came out of your mouth faster than Pinkie eating a whole cake
>"Here you go, Anon."
>"Thanks, Derpy."
>She places the bottles on the table
>You take one
>Free dinner and free booze
>Man this night is amazing
>You start drowning your tongue with booze
>"Hey, Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>She's fidgeting her fingers...
>and is she blushing?
>But she didn't even took a sip from her bottle
>"Anon, what do you think about single moms?"

Bubble butt Derpy

>>27741504

Sorry derpy, i'm not a cuck. And then anon leave derpy house

END

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>>27741504
Derpy acts all innocent, but she's actually the lewdest of them all

>>27718708
i know that feel all too well...

>>27741504

>"Anon, what do you think aboutbeing a cuck?"

FTFY

>>27742460
okay anon.
we get it
you don't wanna be a cuck.
it's okay.
the big mean buck can't hurt you here.

>>27742336

>Doesn't want to be a cuck
>Is on 4chan/mlp/

Do you see where your reasoning has failed here?

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>>27721858
>>27721889
>>27721889
>>27727250
>>27738721
>>27738974
>>27739258
>>27740097
>>27741467
>>27742438
Thank you for understanding, at least the most of you.

To tell the truth, I would hung myself long time ago, if it wasn't for my daughter, who I will love and protect for as long as I'm able to.
I'm really thankful for my current boss/friend, who is understanding enough to shift my work hours so that I can collect my daughter from kindergarten without any problems.

Also, my bitch of an ex wife is seeing "our" daughter at least once a month, but her behavior feels forced/unnatural for me.
Nevertheless, my daughter says that she very loves her mommy... because she buys her a new toy every time she sees her.
I don't want so see her reaction, when she learns the truth behind her actions.

>>27742668
Also, I really wish she have a new 24/7 mom, but noooo.
Modern women be like - if it really wasn't pushed through your vagina in an excruciating pain, it really isn't your child!

>>27742749

>Modern women be like - if it really wasn't pushed through your vagina in an excruciating pain, it really isn't your child!


Mothers don't want to be a female cuck.

"My husband son/daughter" is worse for the woman than "My wife son/daughter" for the mens because they need to live with the mistake of her actual husband. Also the womens(even if they are friends) tend to be passibely agressive with another womens with that problem

Source: my mom life with my step brother

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>>27713063
Y-yes....

What if Anon is also a single dad?, his his daughter Little League/Anonfilly or whatever.

That way you are both cucks so it cancels out

>>27744271

Holy shiznit, it's da muthafuckin Brady Bunch!

So, legitimate question here. Why get all your panties in a twist over "some guy's daughter"? Why is that how you first see a child that is not yours instead of, y'know, as a person? Guy isn't even in their lives anymore. Do you think you'll be doing someone else a favor by raising their child when they're fucking out of the equation already? Do you think it makes you less of a man? Seriously, what the fuck?


Honestly it sounds incredibly shitty and insecure

>I wouldn't try to make a little girl and her mother's life better because my dick didn't get wet first

>>27744848
Well, I'd say it's the consequence of nepotism.
From an evolutionary perspective it makes sense to want to raise your own children and reject those of others.
Note: If you shitpost the funny le cuck maymay in a thread you could just ignore you should still kill yourself.

>>27744960

We're not talking evolutionary instinct right now though, I have very high doubts that triggers from people just reading an idea.

And evolutionary or not, talking about moral values it still sounds like an incredibly shitty thing to do

>>27744980
But romantic human interaction is all about instincts, if it wasn't everyone would be bisexual.
I'd say disapproving of raising another's children is a beneficial enough trade to become dominant, especially in a species where offspring demands years of resource investment.

Of course, that is only the underlying reason.
The concrete reason for the shitposting is the prevalence of the cuck meme on 4chan.

>>27718708
>>27742668
"Turn the other cheek."
Who do we sympathize with? Who was left alone with his daughter, or the one who left?
Also, science: classical family > single father > single mother > everything else

>>27713063
Dammit /mlp/ I asked a simple question and you went fuckin /pol/ over a humanized cartoon horse.
A kind harted humanized cartoon horse who probably going to love for who you are not beacuse you are some moneybag to pay her and her child.

Boooomp

I don't think that many people here know what "cuck" actually means. It's like I'm browsing tumblr and I got a bunch of feminists screeching about how a man can rape a woman just by looking at her. "cuck" means whatever you want it to mean. With your weird obsession with shitting all over a kid who has to grow up without a dad, you DO realize that you sound like a nigger, right?

>"DAT LIL SHIT AIN'T MINE NIGGUH AH AIN'T GONE RAISE A BRUTHA'S KID KNOW WHUT AH'M SAYIN'?"

If you're going to waifu Derpy, you're probably aware she has a kid. If you still continue, you're agreeing to raise her kid. Seriously, do any of you flip your shit on the topic of adoption too? It's like I'm talking to a bunch of 12 year olds.

Here's what I imagine what you all act like when you go to adopt like a dog or something.

>"Alright, so you can either get a puppy, or a pre-owned dog. It-"
>>"AWW HELL NAW NIGGA Y'ALL GET DAT NASTY-ASS LOOSE-CUNT BITCH OUTTA HERE DAWG. Y'ALL THINK DIS BE A CHAIR-I-TEE CASE HERE? AIN'T TAKIN' NO LIL' NIGGA HOME 'LESS HE BE MAH NIGGA AND AIN'T NOBODY ELSE'S, WORD?"

Bump to wait for the writefags to come back

>>27746867
No writefags. Just /pol/. There has only ever been /pol/.

>>27713063
>little bit slow and young single mother?
i aint having no kids this early anon, so way in hell
sounds like alot of my tinder matches

Bumpy

>>27732385
>Raising someone else's kid isn't manly

It's about being a real adult

>>27741504
>"Anon, what do you think about single moms?"
Hate'em, single motherhood is the worst thing to happen to the nation.
>"O-oh".
Luckily it's an easy problem to remedy.

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>>27713063
Plot twist: You were Dinky's father all along
>Years ago you got really shit faced and had a one night stand at a party with a girl with funny eyes
>Present day, you bump into her again at the store
>Neither of you recognize each other, but you both know there's something familiar about the other one
>You notice her child
>You feel bad that this cute girl has to take care of a child on her own
>You ask her on a date. She blushes and accepts
>You take her to a nice restaurant
>She has a little too much to drink
>Something about her behavior when drunk seems familiar
>Then there's those eyes...
>Suddenly it all comes flooding back to you
What do?

Is writefag kill?

>>27749081
Marry her and take care of the child

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>>27749099

>>27749097
I think they are

>>27749097
CashierAnon writer here. Since Monday morning is the wowitsfuckingnothing shift, I'll most likely be writing today unless something drastic happens. If thread kill then I'll move to derpy thread.

>>27749097
Still here

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>>27749272
>>27749431
Awesome. I haven't been on /mlp/ in a few months and this is my first thread since then. I'm happy to see that there's still some good content

>>27749099
>Marry her child and take care of her out of obligation
ftfy

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>>27729108
>Cruising down the park in your fresh Filas
>Mobile JewTube, watching Ethan and Hila
>Knowing nothing in life but to be Anon
>Don't watch TV there's nothing on

>Sitting on a bench you spot Derpy from yesterday taking a walk with her daughter, Dinky
>She appears to be carrying some pretty heavy canvas bags full of things such as clothes, toys, and fireworks
>Appears to be gearing up for a party, but 4th of July is over a month away
>Perhaps a birthday
>Either way, the fair maiden is in trouble, and you must help her
>You lightly jog up to her with a wave
>When she spots you, she smiles and does a little wave
"Hello, Derpy. How's it going today?"
>She sets the bags down and starts to stretch her back
>"Pretty well, I'm just headed back home with some supplies for Dinky's birthday party. What about you? What's my saviour up to today?"
>Defenseless against her cheeky grin, you giggle and turn away before answering her
"Just decided to get some sunshine and fresh air on my day off. I noticed you walking by with those bags though, and they look heavy. As one of the Royal Knights, 'tis my duty to rescue fair maidens in need such as thyself."
>As you finish with a bow, Derpy laughs a hearty warrior's laugh
>Meanwhile, Dinky just looks at you like you're retarded
>Oh well, can't win em all
>"Sure Anon, you can carry some of my bags. Just don't injure yourself or you'll be kicked out of the Royal Knights."
>As you pick some of the bags up, Dinky smirks at you
>"Trying to get another 'tip' huh? Smooth."
>Taken aback, you blush and turn away
>"Dinky, be nice. There's nothing wrong with a friendly kiss!"
>"Well from the way you talked about him yesterday, I think you want more than just a friendly kiss, don't you, Momma?"
>Your face is now red enough to open a casino
>"DINKY! Don't make me turn these shopping bags around young lady!"
>HA, that's one you've never heard before
>Also, her voice gets much deeper, or should I say Derper when she's mad

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>>27749081
Sit down and have a discussion with her. Explain that, had I known she got pregnant, I would have been there for her the whole time. Tell her I really want to be part of both their lives, and ask if we can give that a shot. If she says no, then I whistle for a cab and when it comes near, the license plate says "FRESH" and it has dice in the mirror . If anything, I can say that this cab was rare, but I think, 'nah forget it', "YO HOMES, TO BEL AIR!". I'll pull up to the house about 7 or eight and I'll yell to the cabbie "YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER then I walk out of my grandpa's lab and start collecting gym badges until I have 10 out of the 8 badges. That's what I'd do.

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>>27713063
>single mother
RED FLAG

>>27750429
>Not saying M'lady
You fucked up

All these cunts in this bread.
> Child doesn't deserve a father because hers is dead, or deadbeat.

I would love Derpy-spawn as my own. I would also knock her up again, just to be sure.

>>27750536
FUCK I KNEW I forgot something.

>>27750552
Yes, perhaps you could love the little girl as your own daughter, but more often than not, children who grew up without a father or whose father left them while they were old enough to remember him are far less likely to accept a new parent.

>I don't have to do what you say, you're not my real dad

There's also the fact that she's just not your kid. You can try to treat her like she was your own daughter, but you can't fool your subconscious.

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>>27749099
>Take care of her and merry the child
ftfy

>>27750495
>9/11
What a twist

>>27750495
I heard about this meme, but I never saw it in action until now.
I can die happy now.

>>27742971
I'm reminded of the ending of "Goodnight Mister Tom" where William calls Tom "dad". Why can't reality be like that?

>>27753383

Because in reality, people are shitty to each other.

>>27750552
Lots of niggers in this thread, clearly. I've never seen so many Anons freak out over whether or not they're the daddy until this thread.

Greens when ?

>>27749099
Get to know her first and fall in love and THEN marry her and take care of your child

If this thread's live tomorrow, I'll write some green.

>>27727231
>tfw two single mom's are trying to do that too me

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>>27713063
>Implying

>>27756009
don't

I would poke her bubble butt

>>27756764
This.

>>27756009
they have had sex and produced that filly.

Earth pony mares confirmed best baby-makers

>>27757689
Nyet. Perfect herd: a flock of pegasi that carry you everywhere

>>27754762
KEK meme gives people plenty of opportunity to show off some sad sad insecurites

it gets old

>>27741504


"...What?"
>Derpy grabs both of your hands
>She's holding them hard
>She's looking straight into your eyes
>Well...the other eye kinda looks into your mouth
>"What's your thoughts on single moms?"
>You're sweating, brain malfunctioning and spaghetti spilling
"I...uhhh...think...they're great because they're raising their kids alone."
>"Anon...what do you think of me?"
>This is getting weird
"I...uhh...think you're a great mother."
>Oh crap, she's crying
>Was it something you said?
>"No, Anon, what do you think of me as a person"
"Oh, you're a good person Der---"
>"As a woman, Anon." she interrupts you
"..."
>"Anon, what do you think of me as woman."
>Oh god, her hands are squeezing yours
"I...uhh...thin---"

>>27727162
How much of a butt blasted new-age faggot do you have to be to consider Derpy & Dinky threads fucking cuck shit.

>Dinky's mom has got it goin' on
>Dinky's mom has got it goin' on
>Dinky's mom has got it goin' on
>Dinky's mom has got it goin' on

>You are Anon
>Only hyumin in Equestria
>You arrived here in a basket
>In the middle of a farm
>The Apple farm to be precise
>You got adpopted by the Apple family in Ponyville
>You're 13 years old now
>You study at the Ponyville Schoolhouse
>"Hey, Anon, your girlfriend is here!"
>"WoooohoOOooOoooo! GO ANON!"
>"Bud, Dinky's here!"
>and you have 'friends' here
>also a girlfriend
>but you've got hots for her mom
"Uhhh...heeyyy Dinky---"
>"Real smooth, Anon!" somepony shouts
"Dinky, can I come over after school?"
>"Sure, Anon" she says with a happy tone
>You're sure her mom is back from her bussiness trip in Canterlot
>It was about teaching 'mentally' handicapped ponies on how to be...normal
>She isn't retarded, she's just crossed eyed
"We can hang around by the pool, Dinky."
>She gives you a quizzical look
>"Anon, we don't have a pool."
"..."
>Dinky laughs at you

>>27758117
>marefriend

>>27713063
KEK

>>27757997
t. cuckold

>>27713063
Maybe if the mother is a confirmed widow. That's the only time it's OK to marry a single mother.

What if you kill her ex husband? Is it okay then ?

Bumpy

>>27757919
Spaghetti.

>>27713428
Obviously so, or you wouldn't be here

>>27759129
Kek

>>27750429
Bump for

>>27758375
It really depends on the circumstances. If I had a close friend who had a deadbeat husband, and I could financially afford it, I would. Besides, it's been proven that kids in single-parent households are twice as likely to commit crime or be fucked up, so you get a wife and do a good deed.

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>>27713063
>Be me
>Start chatting up a 7/10 Russian chick
>Blond and clumsy, long hair
>Pretty cute over all
>Hangs out with her more often and finds out she's religious
>No big deal.jpg
>Decided to ask her out one night
>Take her on a long romantic walk down town
>I tell her all the shit I've done, tell her I wanna be better and not keep secrets
>She freaks.png
>Mfw i could have dated derpy

>>27759603
>I tell her all the shit I've done
Uh A-Anon what have you d-done?

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>>27759603
>Derpy
>Russian
Derpy's from New Jersey

>>27757919
When are you finishing the story?

>>27759603
It's better this way
If she really loved you, she would've accepted you for who you are

>>27760103
Tomorrow

HEY THREAD

How do you feel about adoption? Same deal, right? Only a beta raises another person's kid, amirite?

Boop

>>27760456
thanks

>>27760796
Thanks Anon.

Bamping

>>27759624
My life is personal. We don't need to get into the meet of what I was doing at the time. But she didn't like my views on sex or that I was smoking.

>>27723505
Stop dying and go to work

page 8 isnt gr8 m8

>>27759624
He worked on a pig farm and deliberately castrated some of the piglets incorrectly so they'd have to be euthanized. Instead of bringing them to the CO2 chamber he'd sneak them to his car and sneak them home at the end of the day. He'd then torture them for days on end for the raw sexual thrill.

>>27763643
AND he smoked, too.

>>27763852
and that's worst of all

>>27763986
We already know the drill.
>Barneyguy makes innocent OP
>Posts after 1 minute and posts the screencap schedule
>Laughs in his neckbeard sweat as he reminds /co/ that he and his autism still functions

>>27747976
You are a brainwashed, sad individual. Who do you think perpetuates this 'real man' and 'adult' stereotype? Wild guess but single moms who got fucked in every possible hole growing up and suddenly are 30 with 2 kids and no meal ticket.

You're worse than a cuck, you're a sucker.

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>>27755814
You better

>Derpy will never be your wife
>Dinky will never be your stepdaughter

>>27713063
I would, but I'm gay.

>>27765865
That's exactly what you'd say if you were straight

>>27757919

>"Anon, I have to confess something...I...think I like you...a lot."
>Derpy's starting to stutter
>Tears are falling from her face
>"Most guys...that I dated...or had a relationship...ran away...because it was either...my eyes or that I'm a single mother."
"Derpy---"
>"Anon, I got pregnant in high school, I had...to quit school...after Dinky was born I had to find a job..."
>She lets go your right hand and wipes her tears with her left
>"No one would...hire me because they...they...think I'm mentally retarded."
>Derpy slowly hugs your waist
>"They would look...at my eyes once...and think I can't handle the work"
>You hug her back
"It's okay, Derpy. I didn't know that you've gone through all of this, but..."
>She breaks the hug and hangs her head
>"But what, Anon?"
"But for me, you're a great mother for taking care of Dinky and a great person for never giving up."
>"Thank you for that, Anon."
>She stops crying
>She looks at you and smiles
"Oh yeah, Derpy...what do you mean by 'liking me a lot'?"
>Her cheeks are rose red
>"I...uhm...meant...that I love you."
>You hug her hard
>You whisper in her ears
"I love you too, Derpy."

END

>>27765962
I wish there was an extended version of this but thanks for this awesome story

>>27765962
Now we wait for the other writefriends

>>27763878
>40 cakes

>>27765203
oh whoops
I said that, didn't I?
Is it worth writing a story where Anon builds a relationship with Derpy and slowly grows to love Dinky as his own, or am I just going to endlessly be called a cuck?

Also: adoption: cucked or not cucked?

>>27765962
Was it a good read?

>>27766665
Off by 1 >>27766666

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>>27766662
>Is it writing?
Hell yeah, that's why we're here

>>27766709
*worth writing

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>>27766662

>>27765962
Nice

>>27765962
Hnngg

>>27750429
Finally continuing today.

>>27765203
That's a sexy image friend looks like kirino from oreimo

>>27766662
omega-cucked

>>27767434
>Countless foals up for adoption that will never have a family
>Mares and stallions alike afraid to be labeled a cuck for raising someone else's foal

Save

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>calling those who raise kids not their own "cucks"
>likely single man-children who are just jealous of those in loving relationships
>inb4 implying
>inb4 NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27768588
NORMIES GONE WILD: vol.69
watch and see handsome young chad try to use a computer and fail miserably
i don't actually think you're wrong, your post just inspired a new copypasta, thank you ^:)

>>27768731
Sweet! My goal of achieving some semblance of internet infamy has been met!

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>>27768758
its grate to find such like minded people on the internet, its a shame they think we don't have any friends!

>>27768588
>>27768731
>>27768758
>>27768826
/r/funnychan pls

>>27768826

you realize that connie has seen bobbie naked at least twice in the king of the hill cartoon world, right? but he has not even seen her topless. stupid goddamned double standard.

Bamp

>>27766662
Waiting on you friend

ITT: people who have never had step-parents

>>27770733
I had a step-dad but the difference was he had kids already. Older ones than myself and my brother when he met my mom. They were both in their 40s and both divorced.
People who've never had children and are in their early to mid 20s and looking to support a single mom of the same age are stupid. You're throwing your youth away to support someone elses mistake.

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>>27713063

Honestly.
Probably not.
I'm not ready to be a parent.
Interesting question though, thank you for asking it.

>>27724817
>>27724867
>>27724874
>filenames
Totally not samefagging, guis

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>>27766662
Waiting

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>>27713063
Just fucking look at this little sweetheart.
That's not her daughter. She's obviously her sister, and just tells her that she's her mom so she don't grow up without one like she did.

>>2777285
Its very shallow of you to think that way

>>27774940
What an absolute cutie. 10/10 would befriend and assist with child raising but would not date because of deep seated trust issues that make it hard for me to form romantic relationships.

Ooo fuuggg page 9, writefags pls comeback

Can anyone give me a story idea?

>>27776106
>>27749081

>>27724817
>>27724867
>>27724874
>>27774312
That faggot just got roasted.

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>>27750429
"Tarry not, M'Lady, we must carry forth to thy domicile, lest these perishables spoil!"
>Giggling at your continued display of chivalry, your fair maidens forge on with you
>You reach Derpy's apartment not ten minutes later, and Dinky gets the door for you and Derpy
>As Derpy walks in first, Dinky tips an imaginary fedora and says "M'Lady"
>You almost choke on your own laughter, but if gets worse when she tips to you as well
>"M'Sir"
>Fighting the good fight to keep your side plates from bursting asunder, you bring the bags to her kitchen area
>Derpy sets to work putting the cold things away, and Dinky shows you where boxed goods go
>You try to ignore the previous lack of much else in the cabinets
>"Dinky! Mr. Abyss has helped us enough. You should should be putting those away yourself."
>Dinky looks genuinely upset, perhaps from being yelled at, perhaps sorry for her actions
>Perhaps both
>Either way, it just won't do
"Really, it's okay, Derpy, I didn't mind at all. I'm happy to help, any way I can."
>As you say this, her eyes tear up, her breathing becomes erratic, and she begins to shake a little
"Derpy, what's wrong?"
>She's sniffling hard now
>"It's just. I only met you yesterday and you're being so nice to me, and I... No one's thought about me like this before."
>"Everyone just sees a single mom and either pushes me away or sees me as some kind of charity case."
>Dinky goes up to her mom and hugs her tight
>This calms Derpy down a bit, and she looks you in the eye
>"But worse is when they try to take advantage of me. That's what hurts the worst."
>Damn, she really has had a hard life, huh?
>"You're not here to take advantage of me, are you?"
>You sigh, knowing there's no winning here
"No, Derpy, I really to just want to help you, but of course, that's exactly what I'd say if I WAS trying to take advantage of you so, all I can do is ask you to trust me. "
>She ponders your request, and nods her head on agreement.
>"I just have one question, though:"

>>27776988
Keep going...

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>>27776988
>"Why?"
>As you open your mouth to respond, you realize you actually don't have an answer
"Uhh. Huh. Good question."
>You lean on the counter and stare at the curtains in the living area nearby
>Everyone knows thinking is easiest when you lean and stare off
"I guess, you know, my life is pretty bland. I go to work every weekday, come home tired. I play some vidya, watch a show or two, sketch a drawing, things like that. I go to bed, rinse, repeat."
>Dinky, now interested in what you're saying, hops up on the counter and sits.
"And on weekends I usually just do more of what I do at night, maybe I'll work on my car if it needs an oil change or something like that."
>Dinky comes and puts a hand on your shoulder
>She can tell that this is troubling you a bit
"I'm never gonna be one of those people you hear about on TV, saving people's lives, or feeding ten thousand hungry people in the slums. My life is just, a life. I'm just... there."
>Derpy has now wrapped her arm around you and is hugging you
>Her warm embrace feels nice, and you can faintly smell the gentle scent of her hair
"Helping you with your bags, making you laugh when you looks stressed, whatever I can do to help. I guess that's my way of doing something for the world."
>You look to Derpy and smile
"But now, you just seem like a great person, and I'd like to get to know you more."
>Stepping back, she smiles once again
>"Thank you, Anon. You really are a nice person after all."
>The, surprisingly, she chuckles a bit
>"You have NO idea how relieved that makes me feel."
>You can't help but smile at her being happy again
>"Say, Anon, would you like to join me and Dinky for dinner?"
>Woah, now. Code red. An attractive young woman is asking you to have dinner with you. Remember your training.
>Unfortunately your pockets are empty, you forgot to pack spaghetti in them
>And you don't have any spaghetti in your stomach, nor a sweater to vomit it on
>Time for Plan B:
>You clear your throat, then breathe out

>>27777316
I want mooooore

>>27776988
cmon maaaan don't hold out on me like this

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>>27777316
>Dinky comes and puts a hand on your shoulder
Derpy*

"I'd love to. I have an urgent errand at the banm to take care of first, but I'll be back in time for dinner."
>"Alright, that gives me time to cook something nice."
>She starts to turn away, but turns back and asks
>"Say, aren't the banks closed by now on Saturday?"
"Usually, but mine has a branch at the supermarket that stays open until 3. Which means I need to get going soon, . So I'll just go now. I'll see you two later."
>But before you can leave, Dinky jumps in front of you
>"Wait!"
>She turns to Derpy with a serious look
>But that seriousness is replaced by a mischievous grin, and your stomach sinks.
>"Momma, you have to give him his tip before he can go."
>You look to Derpy, worried, but rather than embarrassment, she looks coy, liek she's playing along
>Stomach depth is approaching 10p fathoms and counting
>Derpy saunters over to you, swaying her hips a bit
>"You're right Dinky."
>Oh God she's pressing her body right up against your arm
>"So, Mr. Abyss, where do you want your tip?"
>Come on, think of something!
>Be smooth, like earlier!
"Hmm, why not... surprise me?"
>Derpy and dinky get grins the size of minivans, and Derpy seductively tells you to close your eyes
>Happening-con reduced from 5 to 3
>As your brace yourself, you feel Derpy shift around to your front
>Next thing you know, you feel warm breath on your face around your mouth
>You're trembling now, but keeping it isolated to your hands, which are behind your back
>Finally, after all the suspense, you feel soft lips press into yours
>You press back, just a bit
>Savoring the feeling of her lips, the fragrance of her face, and the warmth of her hug
>But just as easily as those things came, they went
>You are left with bare lips, the plain smell of air, and a clothed body left to fend for itself against the elements
>And you can't help but smile
>After a moment of silence, Derpy steps aside
>"I guess you should get going, huh?"
"Yeah."

That's all for now gents. I got normie shit to do all day. If tomorrow is as quiet at work as today I may be able to crank out a few more posts. Tonight I'll be pastebinning all this at pastebin.com/u/SpeedBoostBlaziken

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>>27777643
>Derpy will never molest you under orders from her daughter

>>27777666
Thanks Satan

>>27777666
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