612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
Equestria's preparations for the season of sun run into the beginning, for a bit; better to stagger things a bit so that some ponies are still responsible. Still, it can seem a little off when a special day kicks off an otherwise normal week, but that's just more time to figure out weekend plans and beyond, right? Cooling down in the afternoon is good for every day, though.
>>27705505
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>>27712353
thats a real thing
when is horse
whennish oooorrssssss
>>27712401
We don't know. I'd expect around 2 months of hiatus though. If it was less they'd just have done 1 week breaks every now and then
unshornfetlocks
anyone else think this cutiemark looks like an ass in panties bending over
>>27712484
id like to salt her caramel mocha if you know what i mean
>>27712484
>all the coffee is the same price
>I am expected to tip 50% minimum for a fucking cup of coffee
would never come into
>>27712487
I'm going to fuck that molecule
>>27712487
stupid sexy H2O
>>27712496
ponies also accept hugs, head pats, ear scratchies, and tum rubs as a tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOBenUjIHw
>>27712484
That's a man, baybee.
>>27712496
You don't tip
They actually have normal wages
But yeah you're better off just making your own
>>27712531
I fail to see the problem
>>27712531
uhhhh i am gonna need more info about this horse right now
>>27712536
but she's aggressively putting that tip jar on the counter
she's extorting me into tipping otherwise I'll be afraid that I have saliva in my coffee
I'm not used to this, in my country tipping is just courtesy
>>27712550
>if you dont tip the ponies will jizz and piss in your food
>and wipe your sandwich over their assholes
oh no, wouldnt want any of that now
>>27712550
In a democratic country, you have the right to spill the coffee onto the counter and ask for a refill without saliva, then walk away with the top cup when you do do finish
>>27712484
Will she ask for my name and then write it horribly wrong?
>>27712487
Don't do that. I have to work with these representations of water every single day.
>>27712569
unf
>>27712569
No. You would not want any of that.
Mare just sent you an invite to play Angry Pegasi with her!
>>27712660
oh geez!
>>27712660
subtle sex invite
>>27712599
>mfw I give them my last name on purpose because it's complicated.
>>27712660
accept
>>27712660
is that like the pony version of netflix & chill?
>>27712705
No, the pony version of netflix and chill is netflix and chill with a pony.
Apples
>>27712748
I want to interrupt her high noon
>>27712759
I want her to flash bang me
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
>>27712722
That sounds too complicated.
>>27712840
please don't do that to the ponies
>>27712780
Filly says track 5 is straight fire.
>>27712780
>>27712871
>the ost
That mixtape go harrd tho
>>27712871
I'm going to start hitting the filly.
Which pone had the best song?
Do changelings make good friends
>>27712893
Filly requests that you cease tripping immediately.
>>27712909
Alicorn princesses, Rarity, Starlight
>>27712550
You act like cute pony saliva in your coffee is a bad thing.
>>27712910
no they are all greedy. even after you blow your love load they keep on sucking without giving you proper recovery time.
>>27712909
Starlight
>>27712649
She looks like she just realized that the show she created to prove that little girls can understand complex plot lines and dynamic characters gained a fandom of older guys whose count dominates her intended age group.
>>27712748
I wanna load my bullets into her chamber.
>>27712487
>>27712862
>>27712987
>>27712926
>sucking
>with those fangs
how horrifying
>>27712987
What happens if you tip over a crystal pony?
Pony says that she's gonna stop by the convenience store. She'll pick you up just one candy bar. What do you choose?
>>27713017
They shatter
>>27713018
wonka cherry taffy
Why are crystal empire episodes so shit?
>>27713017
>>27712923
I don't want to get pony AIDS man
Please stop hanging crystal fillies around your neck.
They are not bling.
>>27713022
how many of her subjects has Cadance slaughtered so far through clumsiness?
>>27712472
Fetlocks are the pony equivalent of pubes, imagine how much of a bush Rarity must have.
>>27712992
>That cheek in the initial pose
wat
Filly is emitting large menacing japanese characters again.
>>27713081
>the ancient lost origins of the rodeo
Who wants to play a rousing game of catch the filly?
The ponies think that because all the foals like you that you'll make a good babysitter. Now they've all made you responsible for watching them all day without a chance to say no.
>>27713110
You mean fillyball?
>>27712673
how incredibly lewd
>>27713113
Dig two pits.
One for the fillies, one for the Colts.
>>27713113
Time to release all the foals into the wilderness to be finally free
>>27713119
No no, in Fillyball it's just a matter of catching and intercepting passes.
In catch the filly you grease up a filly and tell her she gets a box of treats if she can stay free for 10 minutes, then everyone goes after her.
griffon dominant cuddling
I like to pony ponies
>>27712383
>>27713165
get in line
>>27713165
>>27713180
Histories' greatest monsters.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27712705
the fuck is Netflix and chill
>>27713221
that pic is like a call for me to go to beb too by now
I always forget to check the clock but I know it gets posted around midnight
I like to pony pony.
She likes to pony pony.
He likes to pony pony.
We like to - pony.
>>27712909
Celestia
>>27713231
Just don't let Celestia hear about it
I want to snuggle this cuddlehorse.
Motherly
>>27713281
>>27713303
You rang?
>>27713315
her big
>>27713318
HER BIG WHAT?
HORN?
WINGS?
ASS?
BALLS?
HER
BIG
WHHHHAAAAT?
>>27713323Heart
>>27713303
>the spa twins finding out they get to give twilights mom a happy ending for mothers day
>>27713323
>balls
>>27713323
COCK
Princess Celestia's big motherly sweatyson
Is it time?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/6/7/1172129.png
>tfw no pity fuck
>>27713349
NO
NO IT'S NOT
STOP
I want to hold ice pack to my head and laugh.
>>27713355
unf ponut
>>27713357http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27713349
Poor anon this thread has accelerated the growth of his tumors.Is anyone in this thread a doctor?
>>27713303
>>27713385
>Celestia will never lick you and call you her little pony
>>27713349
It is!
YOU can't even BOOP pony while PONY sits around eating PIZZA while YOU just LOOK
>>27713439
if I ask for a source, what are the odds it's not something awful?
>>27713448
round, like her balls
>>27713440
>YOU BOOP PONY PIZZA YOU LOOK
You wouldn't boop a pizza, would you?
Celestia's motherly instincts has combined with her lust.
Run.
Run for your life.
>>27713494
Who'd run from that?
Are they gay or something?
>>27713515
>Are they gay
>as he posts this on MLPG
>>27713525
Sorry, when you guys take a break from 100 posts of colt colt colt colt colt colt, I forget sometimes.
>>27713494
does this mean she'll fuck me AND comfort me while I feel like trash afterwards?
>>27713448
>Phurie in current year
Zero
WHERE IS THE SCRUNCH
Twilight needs some of that "homemade relief" you talked about.
>>27713627
It's not all the way cut yet, gimme a few hours.
>>27713627
I don't feel comfortable giving the ponies booze
Hey dorks what's happenin'?
We're always eager to be shipped, anon.
>>27713788
Disney is now in charge of episode creations.
Please stop shipping ponies to me.
Some of you even forgot the air holes.
>>27713800
I see an aryan filly and a nigger colt.
>>27713800
>>27713917
poor DT
>>27713800
I'll ship a filly and a colt, but not those two.
filly got a job
>>27713917
>she'll eat me
unf
>>27713950
>"Uhh..."
>"Ummmm...I will haaaave a-....uhhh..."
>"Shit, you know what, just give me a medium drink and some barbecue sauce packets."
>>27713734
I can't see how some Anons can hate the premiere when there's stuff like this in there. Glimmer, Sunburst, and Spike were great in that one.
>>27714069
PTSD horse was weird
>>27714090
I like weird horse
>>27714069
Glimmer is objectively shit.
I went in to see more of my glorious empress, I got fucking Shimmer ripoff being the fucking Sue she is.
>>27714127
>>27714069
>Glimmer
>Sunburst
Seem like good reasons why the premiere was shit, anon.
>>27714127
>>27714181
IT'S HER! SHITHORSE!
FILLY doesn't need to a job FILLY is already CUTE and eating PIZZA while YOU can't even be a PONY
>>27714190
>>27714184
Scrunchknock was the best part of Glimmer
>>27714226
Filly is probably more employable than I am anyways.
>>27714127
>this chair is uncomfortable
>the castle is too big
>I miss the treebrary
filly appeared behind you
>>27714341
>>27714341
I hope it's not personnel
>>27714364
Is anything personnel?
>>27714341
Use superboop to subdue her
>>27714391
I fear you have only made her stronger...
>>27714411
not pony
>>27714411
Fuck off. It's bad enough I see this type of shit on the front page daily, I don't need it here.
>>27714411
>>>/v/
colts need to stop the videogameposting in a thread for fillies.
>>27714411
I'll laugh, but that really doesn't belong here.
>>27714411
>/v/ shitposting
Just stop and don't derail this thread
>>27714411
>>>/v/
The ponies cower in the darkness, trembling with fear at each loud crash and boom of the battle raging on outside their shelter. Suddenly, there comes an axehead through the thick door, followed immediately after by a boot as the anon kicks down the door. The ponies scream as armor-clad anons pour into the room, picking up the frantically struggling ponies over their shoulder, dropping them into sacks, etc.
>>27714448
>two unicorns who should never have existed
>one princess who never should have been a princess
>>27714452
(YoooooOOOOooo!)
>>27714411
see what you did wrong is you didn't say it from a filly/colt point of view so now it's not an acceptable shitpost
>>27714469
>japanese horse
>>27714426
>muuuuuuh gaaaaaaaaaames
>>27714473
got it, senpai
>>27714473
filly wants to talk to you about issues
topical social issues
Time to turn on the estrus radar
>>27714495
Ponies have periods, not estruses. You're thinking of horses.
>>27714495
It would go haywire when it went over Rarity.
>>27714503
ponies are horses
>>27714495
Looks like it tingled Dash's clit piercing.
Filly asks what NTR stands for.
If it's a sports team, Big Mac doesn't think they're as great as Miss Cheerilee does.
>>27714512
Pony = cute
Horse = not cute
Ponies can't be horses
I want to marker's tiny butt
>>27714512
[Citation Needed]
>>27714527
horses can be cute
>>27714529
I want to slap her butt hard and whisper into her ear that I'll make the next thread
>>>/a/143189379
what are you guys doing on the weeboard
>>27714495
Does Twilight remember to scan herself?
>>27714529
>>27714540
>>27714567
look at those curls bounce
>>27714579
i want to boop markers clitoris
>>27714579CervicalBooping
>>27714527
Fillies are horses?
Fillies are like horses.
Rarity is an ugly pony
>>27714593
>>27714600
>>27714602
Horse are fillies, but fillies aren't necessarily fillies
>>27714624
>>27714600
What a boop slut
https://derpibooru.org/309387
>>27714656
You don't love boops?
Mayor Mare and Twilight are both addicted to Dwarf Fortress.
>>27714671
>>27714690
get a birdhouse
>>27714690
>Dashie's first time
>>27714656
That's a lot of saliva. The horn is dangerous, too.
>>27714702
Isn't it canon that horns are somewhat flexible?
>>27714656
her cute little nose boop is so adorable
I want a pony blowjob
>>27714702
Yeah, ponies tend to drool a bit.
>>27714699
>but not Fluttershy's
>>27714708
They seem pretty stiff to me.
I can only think of one time where horns were floppy, and that was Bridle Gossip.
>>27714759
WHY ARE THOSE FILLIES SO RUDE
>>27714759
I CAN'T *ppppfffff* UNDERSTAND *ppffffffff* YOUR ACCENT
>>27714685
It's good practice.
>>27714740
>>27714793
>Sets taxes to maximum.
>No police or fire departments.
>Disasters every day.
fillies
>>27714740
>>27714798
I like to think they sound like those spring door stops.
>>27714798
Whoa...
>>27714813
>>27714805
WELLL
LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
>>27714824
Would MLPg suck a horn?
>>27714824
fillies have the best butts
>>27714838
With my nimble tongue?
I like not having my head blown off.
Would you fuck a big-breasted anthro mare?
>>27714842
Remeber to vote for Celestia
>>27714851
Sure.
>>27714852
especially that filly
but especially sweetie belle
>>27714866
>>27714877
What's wrong with that?
>>27714883
Don't reply to prudes
Pony angrily shouts over the mic to stop spamming sperms into her womb!
>>27714813
I would pat Starlight filly
>>27715027
HEY
YOU
DON'T ACT LIKE I DON'T SEE YOU THERE
>>27715027
I like Applejack.
>>27715079
do you think she wears the workbelt when she bangs
Spike wants the chicken nugger.
>>27715024
But what are filly things?
>>27715079
She's a good pony.
>>27715081
How else is she supposed to carry her hammer?
>>27715088f i l l y t h i n g s
>>27715081
I wouldn't be opposed to it.
>>27715090
She's a great pony.
>>27715099
with her mouth
The greatest.
>>27715134
She's best pony.
>>27715148
MOST
MOTHERLY
MARE
>>27715161
Indeed. How can such a good pony possibly exist?
I don't know
>>27715198
are you sureee?
DIGITAL DANCING
HEY THIS IS FUN
>>27715199
BEST FILLY
>>27715207
Man I love how that artist does Pinkie's hair
>>27715274
I like herelbow fuzz
>>27715188
God's gift.
1-3:catch up on pone
4-6:beb
7-9:vidya
Dubs/0:plam
If any one knows why these two ponies should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
>>27715316
have a good beb, plammer
>>27715316
>not catching up on pone
what is wrong with you
>>27715313
Almost too good. Now stop keeping me up with Applejack pictures.
>>27715335
No.
>>27715343
>>27715335
>I CAST APPLE
>>27715321
and then they kissed!
>>27715321
which 2 are getting married?
>>27715208
>time pony lewding creative pony
>pregnant creative pony
what the fuck man
[Filly's anime intro starts playing]
>>27715400
Is filly running late for filly class?
>>27715388
Of course.
>>27715400
CHA LA
HEAD CHA LA
>>27715415
but they just started dating!
>>27715423
Anybody been seeing this dude's stuff? He seems to do pretty entertaining parody/reviews of the episodes and started randomly this season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvPv2tXvQ0
Also, I need someone to explain to me how ponies were fucking ok with shit food just because Zesty said it was good. Did no pony have taste buds? How did Zesty become the go-to pony for that opinion if her opinion is shit?
>>27715407
with a piece of toast in her mouth and bucking away Baka hentai colts trying to pull her skirt
>>27715460
because unicorns are literally sheeps.
Fillies are, in reality, very docile creatures.
>>27715460
>implying cuisine that is 90% presentation and garnish isn't a meme
Filly has bitten your hand again. She's claiming self defense.
>>27715460
They were ok with it because Tilda Swinton gave those resteraunt's 'hooves'.
In Cunterlot, appearance trumps taste.
>>27715475
but, I mean, I watch a lot of Ramsay, and while a lot is presentation, he has his Michelin stars or whatever and his stuff tastes awesome
>>27715477
Eat the filly in one gulp.
>>27715480
That's because, even though he's an angry yelling British man (in America, anyway. He's apparently a lovely person elsewhere), he actually likes food, and wants to make good food.
>>27715493
yeah, but barbecue pony loved food and made Zesty's bullshit till he tried indian food. Shit's confusing.
>>27715477
Put the filly back in the filly sack.
>>27715480
Because he's Ramsay
And he has also lost Michelin stars in the past
Ramsay, who owns like three Three Michelin starred restaurants, lost stars
>>27715520
I don't know why, but this post made me want to see Zesty fucking Sassy Saddles
>>27715431
No time like the present.
Colt killed you and is going to claim gay-panic defense.
>>27715500
It's because she strong-armed him with the threat of "losing social status" for being a "bad" restaurant.
>>27715538
sure, but who was paying for that shit food? Every kitchen nightmares starts with the fact that their food was bland and terrible. Zesty should have lost her social status way long ago for being a raging food retard
>>27715545
You'd be surprised what people will put up with to be "right" and to validate the fact they've wasted months, if not years, kowtowing to a tasteless cunt.
In what ways would you lewd a pony?
>>27715561
All the ways.
>>27715560
guess I can't argue with that. Just look at the warcraft critic reviews versus the viewer reviews. The critics are fucking stupid.
>>27715567
gotta love these meme faces
>>27715574
gotta love these meme posts
>>27715574
this season has been pretty meme-heavy
>>27715569
oh yeah Warcraft is a thing
how is the movie?
CANDY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE
FILLIES PLAYIN ON THE CORNER, NO THEY JUST DON'T CARE
>>27715569I mean, just look at those poor bastards defending the steaming shitpile that Mighty Number 9 turned out to be. Some people have to live with $2500 worth of regret and rationalization.
>>27715586
what are you, a member?
>>27715569
To be fair, the warcraft movie required like, at least a recent playthrough of wc3 to even understand what the fuck was happening.
>>27715590
I thought it was brilliant. Visuals were great, action was great, story was warcrafty but great. They didn't dwell on anything especially stupid. Kadgar was a sexy ass motherfucking badass. 0/10 must see
Ice cream
>>27715588
To think I saved this over 5 years ago.
>>27715605
Why does 4chan keep dropping my images.
>>27715602
>0/10 must see
Did it have memes?
Did it have LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIINS
>>27715569
Critics are so stupid that blizzard is inflating the sale numbers http://chinafilminsider.com/china-box-office-warcraft-ticket-sales-come-scrutiny/
pls watch the movie on imax
pls
>>27715604
gross, they're all sticky
>>27715604
I CREAM?
And this one 3 months after. Shit's nuts.
>>27715616
It was basically like a massive 2 hour game cinematic about the orcs coming to Azeroth. A little too much on the "I'm a kind, beautiful female orc", but overall, I was satisfied as hell.
>>27715602
>I thought it was brilliant
I'm pretty sure you're trying to trick me.
>>27715643
I mean, I was pretty hungover watching it, but every time they did magic it was really cool. If you're familiar with the lore it's crazy cool, but if you're ignorant about Warcraft stuff you'll probably be a bit confused. It's packed with fanservice.
Run filly run.
What kind of drinks would ponies like?
>>27715704
Rarity would drink Johnny Walker Blue Label because SHE'S A CAPITALIST AHHHHH
Meet filly on the battlefield.
Would you marry a Derp?
>>27715716
>"NO, NO SHUT UP, I NEVER SAID THAT."
Night dorks.
random thought, but when Rarity was putting together her window display, she never saw the line of ponies right in front of it when she rammed her way out. Interesting.
>>27715840
She had the curtains up.
One of the colts kept looking at her funny while she was undressing a mannequin to try on another outfit.
Do you think fillies have feelings?
>>27715893
They think they do, but really their "feelings" are products of their future cutie mark controlling their lives. They're basically friendship slaves to the Tree of Harmony
>>27712472
>>27713059
Honestly that makes a lot of sense. I'd imagine all of the ponies in that image that have fetlocks to also have pubes, and of course rarity has to do some gaudy designer pube style
>>27715905
Fucking trees.
>>27714411
Whoa.
I never knew posting /v/ stuff on /mlp/ got the same type of shitfit reaction as posting ponies on /v/.
How ridiculous.
>>27715934
Right? What the fuck else are they going to talk about during a hiatus? Besides spam >filly and >colt every ten minutes.
I want to stare into this mare's grimacing face as I take care of her estrus.
How long of a period of eye contact would I need to make to impregnate a pony?
>>27715800
good night snips
>>27715953
about 10 poniseconds
I feel like a colorblind person would have a hard time telling the ponies apart.
>>27715953
One Planck time.
>>27715946
Haven't you noticed?
It's literally just "colt drinks glass of water"
"filly dances in circles" waiting for the same shit smartass replies, every. fucking. day.
If it wasn't for the fact that very rarely we have actual discussion about the show/generic meta/anything else, I'd consider MLPG dead
>>27715981
I'm here for the filly and colt shitposting.
If I wanted /v/ drama, I'd go to /v/.
>>27716034
>only fillies and colts
No one ever wants to talk about gryphons....
>>27716059
Why would anyone?
>>27716059Post that Gilda pawjob paste.
Gryphons are good, too.
>>27716079
Anon stop squatting is my fetish, and it's late
>>27716101
Do ponies count, too, or only Gryphons?
>>27716059griffonification
>>27716068
>pawjob pasteI'm interested too
>>27716131
>filename
Sure, why not.
>>27716157
>>27716131
There's nothing to discriminate, m8. If it's capable of a squat, it's going to be hot.
>>27716181
Why'd she present me with a gun?
Filly's iphone is filled with autocorrect racial slurs.
It's incredibly entertaining.
>>27716226
Pinkie stop giving the fillies blowjobs
is it stallionposting hour yet
>>27716309
let's compromise at colt
pony is bored
she's just lying down next to your computer chair on her back making moaning noises
>>27716314
what a happy little colt
>>27716369
just put up that one blooper compilation video
that gets her every time
>>27716381
how would she react to her own blooper reel
>>27716385
why would you make a blooper reel out of a poor pone
you'll hurt her feelings
Ponies are more than just mobile butts.
I mean, not much more, but more.
Exercise yo' pone
>>27716395
come on, it'd be funny
>>27716409
>>27716411
c'moncrash
xieril is here
thread is ruined
>>27716421
Dash looks so great in that Wonderbolts outfit
>>27716422
fight me nerd
>>27716435
I still want to see a pony actually putting one on
>>27716439
too lewd for TV but I agree
>>27716422
Looks like a job for shit horse.
>>27716407
This pic is incredibly cute.
>>27716422
>what is filtering
who the fuck is xieril? i dont see a xieril anywhere
>>27716445
please be nice to the blue pony
Hold your mare tight while her body takes time to realize that your seed is not compatible with her eggs.
>anon goes to a unicorn cafe
https://youtu.be/05hTBAOnDQE
>>27716485
Sucks for twifags and her rotten eggs.
>>27716485
>implications
>>27716511
>you will never be a pregnant mare
Would you try pony sushi?
>>27716534
I like rainbow rolls
>>27716534
>filename
i dont get it
>>27716542
its a meme, you just got meme'ed on kid
>>27716547
darn
>>27716539
that's a tasty looking pon
>>27716534
that's not dash
>>27716555
Fixed. Post more Speck so I can identify this pony.
>>27716567
THAT'S SWEETIE BELLE
pony won't stop drinking your condiments
>>27716534
>>27716567
>the story this OC is from is almost 3 years old
where the fuck did the time go?
>>27716607
that pony is like a rug
>>27716593
She'll love my fridge then, that's all we fucking have in there.It's weird being mexican sometimes.
>>27716444
wanna see them work out
>>27716607
But dust in the wind, anon.
>>27716626
>sunguard is fucking moonguard
LEWD
i'm sorry filly, but your tits are just too big.
>>27716631
I'm going to pet the pony!
>>27716631
In what kind of backwards nightmare is that even possible?
>>27716631
Filly already feels bad about her body, why would you deny her?
>>27715964
Only for ones that share a mane cut. Even then, you just have to pay attention a bit more.
>>27716643
crotchboob panty salesman doesnt stock a large enough size duh
>>27716629
best ship
>>27716635
pony doesn't seem happy about it
go to bed mlpg
>>27716689
I want to grab two great bloody big handfuls of that ass.
How can you tell if a pony is in heat?
>>27716693
>>27716711
By the near faucet level of dripping from her vag.
>>27716711
>>27715934It's weird how mad MLPG gets at non-pony nowadays because back then it used to constantly talk about the new fotm vidya or anime.
>>27716711
hold your hand to her rear and feel
>>27716729
if you feel her clit kiss your palm then you know
Filly wants to wear the panties.
>>27716749
Filly should remain wholly undressed.
>>27716719
you will not believe what pony just did for a klondike bar
>>27716728
Mlpg has always been that way.
Only thing that has changed is that now we have a janitor that feels the same way.
>>27716748
You'll know after the brief contact sends her over the edge and she jumps you
>>27716728
It was never okay
>>27716778
>Mlpg has always been that way.
The ratio between people who don't want it and those who go off topic from time to time has definitely shifted a lot though.
Is off-topic necessarily bad?
>>27716828
Well, it doesn't belong here. On the other hand, you don't really have enough content to talk about horses 24/7even back when we were flooded with contributors we didn'tand if I have to pick between the occasional off-topic at inane "filly/colt does [...]" one liners, I would take the off-topic.
Tiny fillies
>>27716848
Foals foaling foals >> anything /v/ >>>> animoo
>>27716828
you have to pretend to make it pony related, like so.
There was a song I really liked but the music video was so dumb I started to hate it.
https://youtu.be/Tv9YoYCKNoE
<<<music pony
>>27716828
This may surprise you but not all the people here are game nerds.
>>27716872
get a pony load of pony raritys new pony pantie design pony rarity pony
http://i.imgur.com/zsQSWtF.jpg
>>27716769
>>27716849
shit is this unedited? why is sb so tinny
rainbow dash pizza pie meme
Huntan with the pone
>>27716940
how do you train your bon bon?
>>27716942
Kut-Ku sensei, of course.
I found an illegal phone in twilys house, get the police.
>>27716940
>all that armor
>can still be WPSHH'd
>>27716935
>>27716940
what are you getting filly for birthday
>>27717003
Pones wouldn't be good huntsluts if they weren't prepared at all times.
Sealing filly inside your computer case like the Casque of Amontillado.
How can one pony be thisfuckable?
>>27717084
she'd be a good side waifu
>>27716877
Ennh, I don't really care all that much about vidja.
It's just gonna be extra super beb if the janitors are super strict about being "on topic"
>>27717061
>>27717086
>side
>not giving her your full love and devotion
You aren't worthy of her.
>>27717096
>It's just gonna be extra super beb if the janitors are super strict about being "on topic"
Pretty much this. If there's activity in the thread people will check it out and it will sooner or later go back to pones.
If there's no activity people will go and do something else.
>>27717084
>Dock collar.
>Bushy mane and tail.
>Probably smells like a spice market.
>Always smiling.
>Clothed.
Need we say any more?
filly is now a carnivore
>>27717103
she's just an indian pony
>>27717122
She can fix the fuck out of your computer tho.
>>27717108
Don't forget she's a fantastic cook.
>>27717122
>just an indian pony
Heathen.
Mount Gilda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J8k43gUhY
>>27717108
You know what? Yeah, she's pretty great. I was kind of ignoring her as waifu material since she's supposed to be some stereotype but she really wasn't much of one.
She can cook too.
>>27717140
I mean i'd still eat her masala but you can't have curry every night
>>27717142
>trackball controls inverted
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27717144
>not also cooking
>not teaching her your own culture's food
>not combining a love of culinary arts together
Step it up, senpai.
>>27717164
it was a euphemism
https://derpibooru.org/1179180
nyx is gay
>>27717170
Doesn't stop me from being right.
>>27717164
>tfw the last time I ever taught a girl and her family my cooking she left me for some emo fat fuck.
>Helped her mother clean the dishes after.
>He said it was shit.
Just because your neckbeard ass never had asparagus.
>>27717218
I can only hope she found despair afterwards, and that curry pone would never do such a thing.
>>27717226
Eh she was borderline suicidal anyways and I never got another email from her.
Imagine Pinkie using her cartoon character powers to just show up in unexpected places and be hyper-lewd
>Curry Pony will never snuggle up to you, her muzzle to your ear to whisper in a lewd tone her secret lamb khorma recipe.
>>27717237
Why even live
>>27717230
...You know that is probably because she took the exit strategy, right?
>>27717230
>>27717246
What's that? Depression. Don't mind if I do.
>>27717258
>>27717246
Fuuuuuck.
Fuck depression, I wanna hug the fluff.
I'm sure her paneer tikka masala is lovely
>>27717230
>>27717246
Look who is the real lady killer!
>>27717286
this episode made me hungry as fuck
>>27717291
Episodes of anything involving cooking tend to do that. Then you delve into movies and shows about cooking and all hell breaks loose. Ratatoullie had me gobbling food a bit.
>Be a cook.
This episode did things to me.
>>27717300
I wish that guy would stop putting the MUH PATREON logo on every single fucking picture.
>>27717291
Not here, all I can think of when I see east Indian related stuff is how they either don't bathe or their food causes the smell, either way they usually smell bad.
>>27717319
They use cumin a lot and it is a spice that smells like feet.
>>27717319
>>27717323
Well it looked good in cartoon form. Also, I've noticed a lot of cartoons depict higher class food as being smaller portioned and disgusting. Is this true in real life? I haven't had the opportunity to dine at a extraordinarily high class establishment.
would you date this mare?
>>27717336
without the stupid hairstyle, possibly
Equestrias execution system needs an overhaul.
>>27717336
Definitely, she has handle bars to grab onto while riding.
>>27717237
Why live?
>>27717347
>>27717342
>>27717316
It's dumb but I like his art so what can ya do.
>>27717335
High society has reached the point where super fine and snobbish food no longer cuts it. Now it's about how artsy and well presented your food is. Whether or not it tastes good is still decided by the chef but overall the priorities are skewed.
>>27717335
>I haven't had the opportunity to dine at a extraordinarily high class establishment.
Neither have I, at the most I have paid 50 bucks for a tri-tip round nearly cooked raw over a mesquite fire.
Shit was divine.
>>27717342
>not using a giant can of bug spray
love those expressions btw
>>27717342
>What wasn't show was the three minutes of her running in circles and the flying like one of the fly by wire planes trying to escape.
>>27717355
There's a lot of options with high end stuff, but for the most part it's really just good food. Sometimes you get the overrated restaurant but more often than not you get what you pay for. The pretentious small portioned food stereotype isn't really true at any good high end restaurant.
>>27717357
>nearly cooked raw.
>>27717374
>eating a well done piece of leather
>>27717374
>>27717374
It was so thick the meat in the center was blue.
That raw copper with the wood smoke was amazing. The waitress saw me eating and asked if it was underdone, as I was sopping up blood with a bread roll.
I told her to give the cook a shot of Wild Turkey on me.
>>27717391
that sounds kind of gross
>>27717399
Never had a blue steak?
It's a treat for the adventurous, it makes beef more, hell, to put it on a cheese level, florescent?
Not exactly blood but more, gamey., like bison, or venison.
pony urges you to go out andvote leave
Steak is way overrated
>>27717416
it isn't
>>27717416
How so?
>>27717416
You're overrated
Mur
>>27717429
>>27717416
I just bought a new cast iron pan yesterday so i could make even nicer steak fagot.
>>27717432
I need to buy a new one
I keep trying to re season my old one and it just keeps peeling
>>27717432
Enjoy your mediocre meal i guess
>>27717437
never cast ironed a steak then finished it off in the oven?
I love grilling and smoking meats, but that's hard to beat
>>27717438
A well done brisket, hell even a burger is better than steak
>>27717438
I have cooked meats in cast iron in that way but I just prefer the coals and wood.
>35C
>>27717451
a nice fatty steak like a bone in ribeye is better in the pan than on the grill I think, but in general I agree with you
>>27717450
I can understand the brisket bit even though I don't agree, but burgers?
No way, dude
burgers and steaks are not pony related stay on topic guys
>>27717469
>>27717469
>>27717458
Well yes,anything with a bone init needs the pan for the surface area heat and stability.
Anything else is fair game for the intense burn of some coals.
Throw some salt, pepper and garlic on the meat and toss it on the grill.
Add some rosemary sprigs under the coals, along with some apple and cherry and close the lid.
>>27717469
Wrong
>>27717469
What if it's pony steaks or pony burgers?
>>27717473
>Under.
Fuck
Over the coals, you want that shit to smoke.
>>27717473
you ever had an actual smoker?
I cook with mine all the time, it's great
>>27717477
You have to say that filly prepares the steak otherwise it doesn't count
>>27717480
Only smoker I have is used to smoke fish.
It's a Big Chief and I will not contaminate other meats with it.
>>27717469
Is it time for a trip to the Greasy Slut?
>>27717481
But i'd much rather a colt prepares my steak. Fillies are too silly to cook a nice steak.
>>27717486
I actually liked what Rarity prepared in that one comic, sounded interesting and fun to eat
NHW???
>some beb
gib new hors
dead
n-new horse?
Just make the new thread yourselves you fags
>>27717554
what's the point anymore just give me sweet release
So this is how it all ends
>>27717554
That's such a bother from a phone, though.
>Want to post pic of Scootaloo
>still no new horse
What the fuck, guys?
>no new thread
Some of you guys are okay
Don't come to mlpg tomorrow
Alright you shit heads,
>>27717578
>>27717578
>>27717578
>>27717578
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Maud Pie