>Wake up >See this next to you >"I had a great

>>27696003
I made a taco salad on her vulva and and ate it all.

>>27696003
Try very hard to remember because this is the only time I'm ever going to get laid.

>>27696003
Stay in your dead character general.

>>27696003
Ask her if she'd like to have a great morning too.

Then play it by ear based on her reaction.

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Why are there people who prefer anthro trash?

I don't know what happened last night. Help me remember.

>>27696003
>rape

>>27696003
>rape again

>>27696003
Tell her to transform into her true form because I WANT TO FUCK SOME FISH PUSSY.

>>27696003
Oh god, I stuck it in that stanky taco ass.

>>27696003
Ask her why one of her eyes is bigger than the other.

>>27696003
You do what you do in every relationship. Lie until you are safe from trouble and slowly piece that shit together

>Got to fuck best Dazzling
>Don't remember it

Why?

>>27696003
Her armpits smell pretty bad.

>>27696339
That only makes me harder

>>27696003

I fuck her immediately since she is in the mood

>>27696339
At this point I would tell her to take a shower so I could make her dirty again.

>>27696003
Pray that age of consent isn't a thing

>>27696011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISW1IDroVyY

>>27696003
Wake up

>>27696588
>it was a bud light commercial the whole time

>>27696052
This

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>>27696003

>Wake up

>>27696003

Hug her close and cry softly into her hair while smelling it

>>27696061
>anthro
not sure if troll or just stupid

This wouldn't happen because none of them exist.

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>>27696612

>>27696003
Do what I do every morning, fart.

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>>27696612
>>27696969
>>27696993
She's real if you want her to be.