>"Hey Anon! My hymen rates higher than III+ ballistic

>>27683232
Monster condom for my magnum dong.

>>27683232
I want to cum all over her face

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This horse is shit, you are shit, please kill yourself

>>27683232
I want to collect my cum in a jar, pour it in a mold, wait for it to harden, and present her with her very own cum helmet

>>27683232
My dick is the dick that will pierce the hymens!

>>27683232
Sounds great, but what about the backdoor? I bet that's just as soft as can be.

Roleplaying is against the rules

>>27683232

horses have no hymen, your armor does not exist

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>>27683359
>horses don't have a hymen

>>27683232
I'm sure I can break it. Did I ever tell you about that time I fucked a tank's armor?

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>>27683232
I want to cum inside Gleaming Shield.

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Gleaming is best shield

I liked you better when you were a dude

How am I supposed to give you a nice handjob now?

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>>27683232
Don't worry got an 88 KwK and some PzGr 40 right here.

Then I guess I'll just need to shove a .338 Lapua in your pussy

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I'd fuck both these qt3.14s at the same time.

>>27683450
That tail would probably feel like a makeup brush
I like it

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>>27683232
Hey, I recognize that image :^)

>>27683607
I want to cum inside Shining as he cums inside Gleaming

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>>27683652

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>>27683631
oh god I love the idea that ponytails are so fluffy and soft

>>27683232
prove it

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>>27683398
>"go ahead, my husband won't know~"
http://imgur.com/sV5hXbq

>>27683972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6txm1IsD0
Cute as fuck
Draw my oc /)

>>27683988
fuck off zimbabwe

>>27683988
That's a pretty nice doggo right there