You are teleported into Equestria for an uknown reason. The ponies

>>27680983
Or you can watch them go extinct.

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>>27680983
>implying anyone here knows about the mysterious ritual named "sex"

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>>27680983
Same deal as last thread. Put on my tinfoil hat and start solving the mystery.

Instinctual knowledge doesn't just disappear. I bet it was ayyliums

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>>27680983
I would inform them that only creatures who walk on two legs are able to bestow the powers of sex. I would also inform them that the Minotaurs plan to use this power for evil.
Once they've chased the 'taurs out, Spike and myself can rule Equestria with an unlimited supply of willing sex partners and live porn.

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>>27681375

>>27681069
I know, just touch the boobs and she get pregnant, right?, and all the girls have penis just a little bit smaller

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>>27680983
you know babies and pregnancy is canon, right?

>>27680983
I guess I'd show them.

>>27681819
>mrs cake and cadance got pregnant from toilet seats

>>27681434
Some clits are larger than some dicks.

Case in point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lgvuHr6Y

STANDARD
MAMMALIAN
REPRODUCTION

>>27680983
The playing field is finally even

>>27683954
>tfw I basically have one of those penises

>>27684051
That bad?

Is it at least a grower?

>>27680983

rape
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rape rape rape rape
and, of course
rape rape rape rape and rape

>>27685592
I'm gonna say yes because it looks normal sized when erect. But with that being the case I have to maintain at least a partial tub at all times in case it accidentally becomes exposed.

>>27686138

all human males are built different
if you have a problem with your penis size, that is your problem, not the problem of others
try nudism or something
or maybe stop being such a goddamned whiner

>>27686144
Who said I was whining? I don't feel great about it but I at least accept it for what it is

>>27686144
This is some weird ass bait.

>>27686162

mine is six inches when erect
it's not how big it gets, it's how you use it

i would use mine to rape Fluttershy until she passed out from a combination of the pain and pleasure

>>27684014
Underrated.

>>27683987
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>27686138
>it looks normal sized when erect

That's all that really matters, famm. Penis size is measured while it's erect, not flaccid.

Tell them that in my world if I stick my "friendship stick" into it, we are friends. And the more we do it, the better friends we are

>>27683896
Creepy

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