Hey /Mlp/ lets play the birthday game since today is my birthday

>>27670874
Happy birthday faggot, have fun with your Lightning Dusts. I'm off enslaving the crystal empire with Trixie.

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>enslave the Crystal empire with Angel

>>27670874
None of this is even sexual.

What is wrong with you?

>>27670874
>Dinner party with Zecora

I love fried chicken

>>27670874
roll

>>27670962
Retard

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>>27670874
Enslave the crystal empire with discord.Nice.

>>27670874
>Go out camping with Pinkie

Okay

>>27670874
Compete in the Equestria games with RD.

I'm not fit so we end up loosing because of me and it all boils down to aggressive hateful angry sex with Rainbow Dash on top.

>>27670874
Im challenged to a duel by Trixie... great.

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>>27670874
>make apple fritters with Panko

Should be a good time tbqh. Pic unrelated, just some /his/ cringe.

Challenged to a duel by Rainbow Dash. I'm done for :P

>>27670874
>Run a pet daycare with Angel Bunny
Fuck...

>>27670874
> Bullied by Rainbow Dash

FUCK

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>>27670874
>Create clones of AB
Adopt a pone business.

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>>27670874
Enslave crystal empire with Applejack

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Have a dinner party with... Applejack.

>>27670874
dinner party with shining armour...
I'm not gay though...

Challenged to a duel by Sweetie Belle

I suppose that's kinda cool

Anyone have any more of these?

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>>27670874
I get bullied by Apple Bloom. That's so cute.

Go to the academy with cadence.


I'd better get some sex. Anon wants sex.

Attend an academy with Celistia. I'm okay with this.

>>27670874
>dinner party with Lyra
That will become awkward very quickly.

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>>27670874
>June 28th

Attend an academy with Owlowiscious
Am I Harry Potter?

>>27671438
Yer a wizard Anon!

>>27670874
>get bullied by rainbow dash
>i already hate her
Am I going to have to kill a bitch?

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>>27670920
enslave the crystal Empire with Granny Smith

>>27670874
Bullied by fluttershy wew

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>>27670874
>create clones of King Sombra
Does that mean I just created pony Mexico?

>>27670874
Compete in the Equestria Games with Discord
Wew i won

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>>27670874
create clones of discord... well, fuck.

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>>27670874
>challenged to a duel with Angel

Compete in the Equestria games with Luna

>>27670874
>Have a dinner party with Cadance

Sounds nice~

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>>27670874
Challenged to a dueI by Twilight

>>27670874
>create clones of Ms Peachbottom
Are they for snuggle purposes?

>>27670874
Attend an Academy with Sweetie Belle.
Nice

>>27670874
>Coronation of Spitfire
So if I piss my Gonorrhea in her mouth and watch her spit it out, it'll have proof she's true to her name. Thus she'll earn her crowning.

Make apple fritters with Granny Smith.
Honestly those sound fucking tasty as hell to eat. Also to get some cooking tips would be good too.

>>27670874
Shit. Bullied by Celestia? This sucks.

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>Compete in the games with Babs Seed

Totally okay with this.

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>>27670874
Make apple fritters with Spike
It always seems like my birthday is the worst
atleast im born on the same day as Madonna

>>27670874
hmm
making applefriters with King sombra?
sounds actualy pretty fun desu

i need a green of King sombra and anon making Apple friters

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>inb4 seth

>>27672851
Trixie falls madly in love with me

>>27672851
Twatlot falls in love with my zipper dick.

>>27672851
trixie gets cancer and dies. I think i broke it, anon.

>>27670874
>Attend the Coronation of Twilight Sparkle

Again?

>>27670874
>Compete in the Equestria games with king Sombra.

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>>27670874
>Bullied by Babs.
I guess the lesson learned in One Bad Apple meant jack shit then.

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>>27673348
Old habits die hard

>>27672851
Trixie is best pony so yes

>>27670874
Run a pet daycare with vynil scratch -_-