Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #204 - Sweaty

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>not NaOH/Greentext Savant edition
>not NaOH/Greentext Savant's thread
>calling it Fingerbang

>>27661835
Fingerbang is very appropriate

>>27661835
Fingerbang is appropriate for the content provided in the thread

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>>27661835
>calling it Fingerbang
It has been fingerbang since it's inception, and fingerbang evermore it shall be.

if you don't like it, choke on the fattest cock ye may find you cunt

>>27661917
No fuck off with winterchan bullshit

OUT
U
T

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10494183

This poll doesn't mean it's over for the rest. Keywords being Anon's love "interestS".
Sunset is winning so far (by a landslide), Dash is 2nd. There will be 4 waifus to choose for Anon. Choose wisely. I casted a vote for Fluttershy

>>27661974
You are the best man.

>>27661806
Nice Patreon Adversiting.

>>27661974
We get it, now write you fucking taco munching shit.

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>>27662064
Tomorrow

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Posting pastebin since I posted at the very end of last thread. You know, just incase someone actually likes my story.
http://pastebin.com/frh7CSrV

>>27662105
I'm here baby keep it up

>>27662070
So /pol/ack huh, you're still 'merican r-right?

>>27661835
>Not calling it the Sunset Shimmer Thread

>>27662337
shimmerfag, please go

>>27662363
>implying shimmer isn't a viable waif

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>>27662415
>viable waif


Well she is a stone cold bitch.

>>27662026
>Shitposting neckbeards: Sweaty and Bothered Edition

>>27662483
but OP picture is clearly Adversiting.

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>>27661806
>Patreon

>>27662488
>>27662518
Fits like a damn slipper.
>>27662483

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>>27662439
What makes her Stone Cold

>>27662529
>defending patreon.
how pathetic.

>>27662555
not an argument but OP's pic had a patreon link.

>>27662576
Still not an argument,you blind.

>>27662591
i do not have fucking money.

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>>27662488
I'm sorry, Anon. Would this picture be better as the OP picture?

>>27662632
"fuck this first world problem."

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I heard this was the patreon thread

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>>27662620
>arguing this long over a small fucking piece of text in the bottom of OP's picture

You guys really are faggots, aren't you.

>>27662647
and the second fingerbang thread which promotes patreon.
the first is the #199

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>>27662662
youre that crab guy
doesn't like that people make money from things and doesn't want others to have things because of it
one of these days you'll make it out of that pot
but i dont believe in you

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>>27662662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality

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>>27662662

forcing to earn money is much worse than trolling and/or harrasing.

>>27662691
>>27662696
>>27662707
What you're seeing is one of the weirdest trolling attempts ever conceived.

I wonder what the writers think of you guys

Ok Leman, you can stop shitposting now.

Well, this thread is off to a great start. Shitposting just like always.

These threads never go anywhere, do they?

>>27662737
>>27662779
>>27662617
>>27662591
>>27662576
>>27662555
>>27662529
>>27662483
Samefagging will not get you Anywhere.

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>all this butthurt autism

>>27662543
GOAT

>>27661806
THICC
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I
C
C

>>27661886
Remember that one time newfag mods forced us to change the name?
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27018272/#27018272
Not that he has a point since there are other writers.
>>27662483
Accurate, but that describes dozens of these.

>>27663653
>Accurate, but that describes dozens of these.
That's the point.

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>>27661974
At least i am not the only one who picked Gilda, when will they interact?
By the way, fucking NaOH, when will you continue Pinkie's green?
You promised me a leashed Pinkie Pie

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>>27664019
Soon (tm) I'm doing so much progress with WFD right now based Nayaa.
Where's my colored pic of Dash's dad and P. Celestia by the way?
Gilda is just as important as Sunset Shimmer because everything will go to shit thanks to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzVc_4gsxDE
Have some a e s t h i c first

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>>27664019
>>27664073
Don't forget.

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>>27662126
Even better, he's a Mexican who understands the bullshit on both sides of the border.

>>27664080
full pic?

http://pastebin.com/tNGcwGq6

>>27606672
>"The longer you're here, the more I question on why I haven't taken precautions earlier." Luna says while pacing the floor.
"Because you watch as if the school was a jungle instead of a zoo?"
>She stops to eye you.
>"If this place was such, it would at least be under control!"
"That's what I--"
>"I know what you said!" She infuriatingly says without shouting. "I can't believe this, any of it!"
"Hey, you 're not the only one who is surprised that someone firebombed my car!"
>"For any reason." She continues. "You have made a lot of people upset, so it may as well be anyone in the school."
"Tell me something new."
>"How about this; I think it's time to look at some alternatives."
>She opens up a drawer and rifles through it.
"Like...?"
>"A different school."
>Your heart jumps.
"So what, are we talking about Crystal Prep?"
>"I don't think they will 'appreciate' a student like you."
>You brush off her blatant insult and rest easy in your chair.
>She pulls out a set of papers.
>"You're going to Fairbailey."
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?"
>You jump out of your chair.
>"Settle down, Anon."
"That's a trade school! No way am I going there."
>"Anon, the fire department is still trying to remove your front bumper off of the pavement."
"This will be an interesting talk with my parents."
>"Speaking of which, I have called them to talk about today's catastrophe."
>You rub your hands on the sides of your forehead.
"This isn't good."
>"Don't look at it so badly. We can get you out of this environment filled with hostility and go somewhere that you might be more suited to." Someone knocks on the door. "That must be them."
>When she opens the door, your mom and dad walk in.
>"What did you do this time, Anon?" Your father sounds unsympathetic.
"I didn't do anything this time."
>"Then why are we here?" Your mother questions.
>"Mr. and Mrs. Mous, you may want to sit down for this." Luna informs.

>>27664080
We didn't forget, we just didn't give a shit. Also, it is tomorrow. Now write, attention whore.

>>27664874
>"Not in this school district. If you want, I can get you the paperwork to transfer over."
>Your parents look at each other.
>"I--"
"Dad, you seriously can't be thinking about this."
>"They burned your car to the ground, what else are we supposed to do!?"
>Luna pulls out a set of papers that is three times the size of the previous set. "This is the transfer papers for Anon to enter the district. We can start on it and when it's done, I can send it imme--"
"Mom, you don't need to--"
>"Stop. Anon, you were attacked."
"By girls!"
>Wait...
"I mean, they ganged up on me!"
>"That's how dangerous it is for you to stay here! At least you'll be somewhere safe," Your mother ended calmly.
>"My thoughts exactly. At least Anon will be somewhere safe and filled with a school that might tolerate him a bit more."
>You've heard about this school, but thought it was a rumor about its existence. The students here were failing beyond recovery, thugs, pregnant girls. The type of students that were tossed into a hidden environment.
>This is bad.
>But not as bad as it'll be when you're gone and Fluttershy is left without her bouncer.
>They will chew her up -- and by they, it may as well be the entire school.
>She has them locked in fear back in the animal shelter. But with you gone, they might grind her into dog food.
>Well, the one person who turned your car into a BBQ. They are practically a guarantee.
>Luna pushes the papers over to your parents, along with a pair of pens.
>You need a reason to stay here, at any cost.
>Your mom's pen clicks.
"Wait," She holds it in midair. "I can't leave."
>"Anon--"
>"Are you insane!?" Your mother nearly screams while interrupting your dad. "You're not safe here."
"I knew that ever since the beginning!" You shout back at her.
>She is taken aback by your outburst.
>"Son, you better calm down now." Your father slowly but intently spells it out for you, almost as if he is trying to reason with a criminal.

>>27664895
Wow his parents suck.

>>27664895
"I've worked too hard, and I'm not going to leave it."
>"What are you going on about? There is nothing that you've done here!" Your mother urges on.
"That's not true. Vice Principal Luna, can you pull up my grades?"
>Just like your parents, she is dumbfounded by your request.
>"Why do you need them?"
"To show that I have done some improvements."
>A minute goes by of Luna going through the school records to find you.
>"There," She spins the laptop around. "I hate to admit this, but Anon isn't lying. He has been improving ever since he was getting tutored by one of our students."
>Your mother fiddles with her pen, whereas your father squeezes his.
>"It even shows that he aced his test from earlier today." Your mother sounded astonished from viewing your Physic's report.
>"It's going to take more than a recent grade spike." Your father isn't moved by this.
>This might get measured real fast when you bring it up, but there isn't any other choice.
"Dad," He looks at you, expecting a good explanation for you to stay here. "I can't leave her."
>Your mom and Luna snap their heads over to you.
>"Her?" Your mother emphasizes.
"Yes. I've been focused on so much just so that I could impress her, and I don't want to lose it all just for whoever has a grudge on me."
>Your parents gaze at each other, unsure about their choice.
>"I'm not sure." Your father is still unnerved.
>"Honey, remember on how motivated you were when you saw me?"
>"But that's different."
>"It still doesn't excuse the crazy stuff that you did for me." Your mother puts the pen back on the desk.
>Meanwhile, your father still stares at the pen in his hand.
>"I can't take away Anon's chance of finding someone." He puts it right beside the other pen sitting on the desk.
>"If that's what you want, then fine." Luna takes the paperwork and pens back.
>"But," Your mother raises a finger. "We're still going to do something about this."
>"Believe me, I'll do everything in my power to--"

>>27663184
Y-you're back?

>>27664907
>"Oh no, we're going to get the police involved."
>"Mrs. Mous, I'd advise you not to do that."
>"I'm afraid to say that I have made my choice. It's clear that you cannot manage this situation."
"Mom--"
>"Don't patronize me, Anon. If you're going to stay, we should prevent this from going any further."
>Your mother gets off of her seat.
>The moment that she stands by the door, she looks at Luna.
>"We're going to put a stop to this by placing it in the right authorities."
>"Even if it will risk your son serving jail time?" Luna questions.
>"That's a risk I'm willing to take." She turns the doorknob and heads out.
>You start to stand up, only to stop when Luna interrupts.
>"No sense in leaving, Anon. The police will be here shortly to interrogate you, and then the rest."
"What makes you say that?"
>"Just a wild guess if your mother is going to head into the parking lot to discuss about this matter. You may as well wait."
>You do, since who know what might be happening around school about the whole event.

>Three minutes pass by to find out that the vice principal was right.
>Two officers enter the room and they keep you in the corner of their eyes.
>"Vice Principal Luna." The much taller officer addresses her.
>"Officer Monroe." She replies.
>"May we have the room for the next half hour?"
>You just noticed that he is carrying a folder in his hand.
>"A few minutes is all you'll need after getting it from him." She heads on out of the room.
>Officer Monroe nods to his buddy and walks out with the vice principal.
>"Okay son, mind telling me on who in the right mind would burn your car?"
"Am I a victim or some sort of suspect?"

>>27664963
>"Depends on how we go from here on. Not that many people do these sort of things without a good reason." He pulls a chair and turns it over to face you. "Just like you, I'm here to find out who would do this, and to do that we need to go from the beginning." He flips open the folder and takes out a pen.
"We would have to go back by a few weeks."
>"We have the rest of the day to tell your story."
"But what did my parents tell you?"
>"Nothing much, except that there is a certain group of individuals that have a certain type of interest for you."
>You sigh.
"It started off at lunchtime..."

>Six minutes have passed by.
>You just told him the very simplified version of your side of the story, but you were sure to include any segments involving the girls and nothing else.
>"Anything else?"
"Nope." You reply with confidence.
>Monroe clicks his pen.
>"This will be off the record -- why?"
"Why what?"
>"Why do any of this?" He closes the folder.
>You certainly aren't going to tell him it's all for shits and giggles.
>With a burning sensation sitting in your chest, you look him in the eye.
"It's for this girl, that's all."
>He briefly pinches his nose before scratching the side of his head.
>"I swear, you kids and your hormones these days," Monroe adds on. "In the end, this better be worth the price that you've made." He starts to get up.
"Wait, that's it? You're not going to slap the handcuffs on me?"
>"Not as of this moment. We need to get the rest to talk about their sides of the story. We also need their statement about today's matter," He turns the doorknob. "We'll talk to you soon."
>He walks outside. "You were right, a few minutes was all I need."
>Judging by the tone of his voice, you can tell how warming this will turn out to be.
>"Next time, vice principal, don't let anything go by." You hear him try to keep it between the two of them.
>Luna enters with a sickening stare and just blows right past you.

>>27664907
Anon is the real man.

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>>27663184
woah look who decided to show up

>>27664973
Luna gonna bitch at Anon isn't she?

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>>27664973
>"Your parents are waiting outside, Anon. They want to talk before you head back into class." She sits on her chair and rotates to face the wall.
>You head for the hallway containing nothing but your parents.
>Your mother runs up to hug you.
>It stops when you complain in pain.
>"Was the hug too rough?"
"Just a football injury, nothing else."
>Your father smacks the side of your right arm.
>"That's my boy." He relishes his son standing against the pain. "Trying to stand tall for your purple friend, I see."
>"Hold on, I had the impression that he would be doing it for Fluttershy."
>"What makes you say that?" Your father asks. "I've seen on how his tutor has been for the last few days."
>"But Anon did visit the animal shelter even before we gave him the punishment." Your mother reminds him. "Anon, who are you interested in?"

Toss in your two cents on the matter. Tarra for now.

>>27664901
You're not wrong.

>>27665025
Perhaps another day.

>>27665063
Both? Interested in both.

>>27665108
who the hell are you?

>>27665133
What is it?

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Need more stories involving the principal

>>27665178
funny, really it is. Out of curiosity why would /x/ work with /pol/? Did /x/ find a secret nigger hivemind or something?

>>27665181
Agree

>>27665276
fair enough.

>>27665181
>You will never have a student/principal relationship with Celestia.
>She will never be flattered when you tell her that she is more beautiful than the girls at the school.
>Celestia last relationship will never be nearly 5 years ago.

>>27665365
This hurts my soul.

>>27665365
tfw you will never fuck the loneliness out of her, then spend the night cuddling in her bed until Luna joins in as well.

>>27665133
>Announcing reports.

>>27665553
Yeah, hi again, /r/funnychan, way ebin.

>>27665566
neo/mlp/ is real

>>27665365
I want a green of this.
>Celestia will never call you up to her office after school for a quickie.

>>27662803
Replying to the guy who obviously didn't care that people knew he was a samefag only helped his dead posts live on through the links in your post.
Seeing that long line of (You)'s is exactly what they want to see. Just don't reply next time. It's the only way you'll beat him.
When it comes to dealing with trolls on the internet, the only winning move is not to play.

>>27665861
For the love of god, someone get on this

>>27665063
Why don't you ever post the whole story? The choice has already been made in the other thread.

>>27666542
I only post here when the thread lacks any green for a certain period of time.

"Listen" update.

>…
>The next day could not have come faster.
>In class, Lemon Zest sits at her desk with her headphones hugging the top of her head. The rest of the students in the class don’t even pay any mind to the fact — they aren’t aware of the situation anyway.
>You meanwhile go about your usual lesson, enjoying making the assignment and note taking as fun as possible. On this day, you challenge the students to come up with a plan to defend themselves of invaders from another continent that have forces much greater than a hypothetical home force.
>Long story short, you end up getting them into the idea of what it was like for Charles Martel to defend against the Umayyad Caliphate.
>At the same time, Lemon Zest tunes out the school day once more with her head nodding to the beat fo the song that blasts directly into her ears.
>By the time class ends, Zest is the first one out the door, having sprung to her seat form the rock music playing. She bolts out the door and turns a corner into another hallway. She’s starting to get closer to Principal Cinch’s office… while her headphones are supposed to be gone.
>You follow her out the door after the rest of the students leave the classroom, looking to tap her on the shoulder and remind her that she still needs to keep her headphones hidden in the hallway.
>Catch a quick glimpse of her turning a corner, and decide to take a shortcut the other way around to where you’re sure she’s going to end up. In a flash, you enter another hallway with Zest on the far end, and Cinch’s opening office door at the midpoint between.
The girl stops in her tracks while “Danger Zone” plays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
>Wave to Zest with a worried expression; she can immediately tell what this is.
>You watch the girl slip the headphones off of her head just in time to let gravity direct them into her open backpack.
>Cinch, not having seen, looks at you and Zest, knowing that you must have the headphones in your possession.

>>27666629
Alright then.

>>27667302
Damnit Zest pay attention to whats around you!

>>27665861
>You and Celestia will never be almost caught by Ms. Cheerilee and hide under her desk.
>You will finger Celestia under the desk while trying to keep cool and talk to Cheerilee.

>>27667405
You will never wait till Cheerilee leaves, then fuck Celestia over the edge till she begs to be filled up.

>>27667898
unf.

bump from 9

So what happened to the thread? Writers busy?

>>27669062
NaOH said he'll be back tomorrow, so yes.

>>27669237
It is tomorrow.

>>27669062
The Patreon asshole scared the writers away.

>>27669443
>Giving him this much credit.
He's just making a fool of himself. The writers will be here no matter how much shitposting is going on.

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I'm gonna repost the last 3 posts I wrote yesterday.

>Minutes later…
>Zephyr Breeze hasn’t shut his mouth for a single minute.
>This time he’s talking to your dad about how hard his life is because he doesn’t own the newest drawing tablet.
>”Come on dad, I can make good money with it by just doing commissions!”
>”B-but that means that I’ll have to work extra-hours to buy it son!”
>”I don’t care how you get the money dad, what I care about is owning it for the sake of art.”
>Anon nudges your elbow.
>”Psst! Flutters?”
“Huh?”
>”You didn’t tell me you had such an…interesting brother.”
“Now you know why,” you sigh, “he always skips classes, that’s why you’ve never seen him before.”
>”By the way, how much do you care for him?”
“Umm…a lot I guess? Why?”
>”Darn it, never mind. Just asking…I mean, he’s really important to you right? I mean REALLY important.”
>You nod.
“He’s my brother and even though many people don’t like what he does all I see is potential in him.”
>”Rats…alright, you have a tight bond with him. Gotcha.”
>Anon looks annoyed by your brother.
>It reminds you of all the times Zephyr Breeze has tried to flirt with Rainbow Dash.
>Anon has the same reaction towards Zephyr, just like Rainbow’s.
“Don’t judge him too soon Anon.”
>”I don’t Flutters. It’s just kind of weird that you are just like your parents…are you sure you’re related to him by blood?”
>You giggle.
“I’m not even sure,” you jokingly say.
>Anon stifles his laughter.

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>>27669830


>Your mother comes back with some steamed veggies for Zephyr Breeze.
>”Here son.”
>”Thank you! Sheesh…what took you so long? I was literally starving!” Zephyr says.
>”Thank goodness I’m an only child. Zephyr at least has a cute sister that is nothing like him,” Anon whispers to you in a very charming tone.
“Aww Anon…”
>Your mother sits down and starts eating her meal.
>”So, Anon. How are you liking Canterlot so far?”
>Anon puts on a smile.
>”I can truly appreciate once again the peace of this place.”
>”Once again?” Your father inquires.
>“Uhh yeah…as in, uh. Waking up and experiencing the best things this place can offer each day.”
>”Oh, yeah. That’s what I do every time I wake up and see my wife.”
>”Aww honey,” your mother replies.
>Aww, how cute.
>”GROSS! Come on folks, aren’t you old for that?! I’m trying to eat here.”
>”S-sorry son.”
>”By the way Anon. What do you think of the legalization of weed? I mean it’s 2014 come on! What do those bigoted republicans know about health issues?”
>You place both your palms on your face.
>Anon listens to his rambling.
>”Immigrants should be allowed into our country without restrictions!”
>There he is, there he goes again…

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>>27669841

>“There are more important things to care for Zephyr…”
>”Like imposing a ban on guns? Our state has done a pretty swell job at it.”
>”Yeah, no wonder why Silver Fang’s gang do whatever they want in Canterlot, and in Marechigan where I-“ Anon stutters for a moment, “-I mean a friend used to live…”
>”And what happened to him?”
>”He got killed in a ‘gun free’ zone,” Anon replies, “by a gun…”
>Your brother gasps.
>”Are you really implying…I just, like…wow. I literally can’t. I understand now, you’re a straight green male after all!“
>Your brother grabs his plate and climbs upstairs to his bedroom.
>”Did I say something wrong?”
“L-let’s forget about what happened, shall we Anon?”
>”It’s okay, your brother is begging to get culturally enriched someday. Believe me, I had enough of that back in Mareami.”
>Your parents let out relieved sighs.
>”Thanks for that sonny…our dinner always gets very uncomfortable whenever our son talks about the things he sees in that website, what’s its name again? Twatter?”
>”Yes dearie,” your mom adds, “I’m sorry if he made you feel uncomfortable.”
>”It’s cool Mrs. Shy, for a moment here I thought I would be the one that had to leave.”
>They let out soft laughs.
>”I still don’t know why he’s like that, he has never left Canterlot’s suburbs…”
>”It’s our fault, we’ve sheltered him too much. At least Fluttershy has good friends like yourself to hang out with.”
>”Yeah, although your daughter is the one that has taught me a thing or two about friendship herself.”
“I have?”
>”Yeah, and I thank you for that Flutters.”
>Your mother stands up once again.
>”I have to get the beef out of the oven.”
“No mom, I’ll get it…you’ve done enough, sit down and eat.”
>She smiles at you.
>”Thanks a lot honey.”

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>>27669853

>After a nice dinner with your parents Anon decides it’s time to go.
>He thanks your parents for their warm attentions and politely says his goodbyes.
>”Come back when you want sweetie.”
>”I will, thanks Mrs. Shy!”
>”Are you sure you don’t want me to drive you home Anon?”
>”It’s cool Mr. Shy, I love to walk in the night, my house is not that far away anyways.”
>Anon puts on his jacket he left on the coat hanger and opens the door.
>He waves his goodbyes to your parents.
>”I’ll see you tomorrow okay Flutters?”
“Um, okay…good night Anon.”
>Before leaving he gives you his charming smile and a last wave to your parents.
>Finally, Anon closes the door behind him.
>”Fluttershy! Are you just gonna stand there?” Your mom says.
“Huh?”
>”Come on, go after him. We don’t know anything about a ‘kiss’,” your dad says in a very happy and confident tone, which is very rare of him.
“B-but I can’t…” you say in a sad tone.
>”Oh that’s just stinking-thinking dearie, come on…go outside and enjoy yourself, didn’t you always said how much you wanted a boyfriend?”
“But-“
>Your parents push you towards the door and open it for you.
>Then they close the door behind you.
>What should you do?
>Even though you really want to give him a well-deserved kiss. What would Rarity say?
>Your parents know nothing about Anon and Rarity, but you’re scared to reveal the whole truth to them about what actually happened in the club.
>Anon turns his head over his right shoulder and notices you standing on the porch.
>”What’s the matter Flutters? Did I forget anything in your home?”
>Anon checks his pockets to check if his smartphone or any other of his belongings is missing.
“No, it’s not that…”
>Anon walks over to you, looking a bit worried.

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>>27669863

>”Is something wrong?”
“I-I haven’t told my parents about what happened in the club yet.”
>”Oh, that’s all? Don’t worry Flutters, you don’t have to tell them. Heh, my parents thought I was the one causing trouble when I arrived.”
“Really?”
>”They don’t even know I’m dating Rarity, they don’t even care.”
>Poor Anon.
>His parents must never be around.
>And when they are, they always get upset at him.
>Let’s change the topic.
“I’m sorry about what happened earlier Anon. My brother is-“
>”A douche, I know.” He jokingly says, “By the way how old is he?”
“He’s one year younger than me.”
>”Funny how you never mentioned him at all earlier, guess you wanted to keep him a secret right?”
>You let out a giggle.
“Yeah. I’m pretty good at keeping secrets.”
>”Oh, so that’s why you got out of your house just now?”
“What do you mean?”
>Anon comes closer.
>”I have something to tell you, but it is a must that you assure me that you can keep this secret forever.”
>You ponder for a bit, and then shyly nod at him.
>He ask you to come closer with a hand gesture.
>Closer.
>Closer…
>”Ready?”
>You nod.
>Anon-
“?!”
>Just placed his lips on top of yours, making him the one that gave you your first kiss…

Do FB stories have to be lewd or can they be anything?

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>>27669866

>Your eyes went wide open, while his are closed.
>You can’t say anything, nor find the strength to push him away from you.
>But you don’t really want to.
>Although you wanted Bulkie to be your first kiss, you’ve been crushing on Anon since that day he carried you to school when you tripped.
>This is wrong, but it feels…so good.
>Anon finally releases your lips.
>”Sorry Flutters, I couldn’t help myself.”
“I-I uhh…”
>”You said you were quite good at keeping secrets isn’t that right?”
>You nod.
>”Well, here’s a secret you might want to prevent Rarity from learning,” Anon confidently says.
“W-well, I suppose I could. But why did you do it?”
>”What? You didn’t like it?”
“I did, but that wasn’t my question…”
>Anon smiles at you.
>”Flutters, I like you a lot. And I think that feeling is reciprocal. Isn’t that right?”
>You shy away, but then you slowly nod at him.
“W-what gave me away?”
>”The cute blinking, the little smiles, and this,” Anon says as he shows you the message you embroidered in his jacket, “and to be honest, I think you’re the prettiest and cutest girl I’ve ever met Flutters. If I knew how to ”
“B-but, what about Rarity?”
>”You have plenty of traits that she doesn’t. Unlike her, you’re sincere and kind…you’d never use me to get what you want.”
>You let out a gasp.
“Don’t tell me Rarity-“
>”I won’t tell you…yet. This is the only thing I’ll say about her. I’m disappointed of her.”
>You are as well.

>>27669872
anything, but people tend to be heavily attracted to lewd. Create whatever story you want

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>>27669876

>”I’m giving her another chance…but I’m doing it because there’s a bigger reason for that.”
“I don’t understand.”
>”Ignorance is bliss Fluttershy, trust me. It’s for the best to know less.”
>Anon places his strong hands on yours.
>”You’re one of the best things that happened to me since I arrived here Fluttershy, thank you for being an amazing girl towards me.”
“Anon…”
>”Well, I have to go. See you tomorrow at school.”
>You grab him by his cheeks and pull him closer to your face, to give him another kiss on the lips.
>He doesn’t fight back, but instead he enjoys himself and holds you by the waist.
>You both share a very passionate kiss.
>A forbidden one.
>A taboo one.
>Rarity must not know about this.
>If she doesn’t value Anon, you’ll gladly accept him for what he is.
>But if Anon wants to keep this a secret, you’ll have to wait for your turn.
>He looks very conflicted and unhappy about his relationship with Rarity.
>Although Rainbow desires him as well, and even when you gave her advice, she just couldn’t stop being herself.
>You know all the hurting nicknames Rainbow calls Anon, but he doesn’t mind them.
>Rainbow flirts her way, but Anon doesn’t seem to like that kind of affection.
>Instead, he looks for your type of affection.
>Fortunately for him, you’re looking for a guy like him.

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>>27669895

>>27664019
I wanted Gilda, too. It would be cool for Anon to hang out with the girl that also is a thug.

>>27665063
Both.

>>27669830
>”By the way, how much do you care for him?”
...
>>”Rats…alright, you have a tight bond with him. Gotcha.”
Classic Anon. Did he want to kill or only redpill Zephyr?

>>27669841
>”Oh, yeah. That’s what I do every time I wake up and see my wife.”
That's really something Fluttershy's father could say.

>>27669853
>you're a straigh green male after all
Oh, that nigger.

>”It’s cool Mrs. Shy, for a moment here I thought I would be the one that had to leave.”
I hoped Anon can stay. Yay~

>>27669863
>Before leaving he gives you his charming smile and a last wave to your parents.
Sooo... She fell for him. Great, this will be cute.

>”Fluttershy! Are you just gonna stand there?” Your mom says.
Her parents are based. Taht's something they could do.

>>27669866
>“Yeah. I’m pretty good at keeping secrets.”
Kinky.

>first kiss
Boner actived.

>”The cute blinking, the little smiles, and this,” Anon says as he shows you the message you embroidered in his jacket, “and to be honest, I think you’re the prettiest and cutest girl I’ve ever met Flutters. If I knew how to ”
Wow, he's a charmer.

>>27669895
>”You’re one of the best things that happened to me since I arrived here Fluttershy, thank you for being an amazing girl towards me.”
I'm not sure how he truly feels. Does he want to date her, or just protect, but it's a really thing to be not sure about his motives from Fluttershy's view.

>Fortunately for him, you’re looking for a guy like him.
Little she knows. Ignorance IS a bliss. gg, re

>>27669443
but OP's pic had a patreon link.

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>>27669876
>"If I knew how to "

>>27670081
Classic wall of replies from fapman.

Oh how I pray for your death

>>27669895
god damnit, he knows her brother is a twatter and i'll bet he is fucking recording this now.

>>27669324
That depends on your time zone.

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>>27671437
enough with all these boring bumps. At least bump with some flair

post an image
make some discussion
play some Eurobeat

>>27671465
i want sunsets lactating milk boob juice in a sippy cup

>>27671477
>Milk
>Boob juice
You can only have one

expect a continuation of Canterlot Backyard Wrestling story soon

>>27667384
It's too bad her character makes that a bit hard for her.
>>27672754
That's cool.
>>27667302
>”Oh hello there, Mr. Mous.” Cinch greets you, almost grinning.
>You immediately think back to the desk in your classroom… remembering what Cinch would expect to see on top of the surface when she walks through the door.
>Wave to the Principal as Zest cautiously walks in the other direction, not registering what Cinch being in your presence at this moment means for you.
“Good afternoon.” You’re already backing away into the direction of your classroom, trying to remember the location of the drawer keys with a quick idea sprouting in your mind. “How’s work been going?”
>There’s no way you’ll be able to stall her.
>”You know exactly how busy I always am.” Cinch watches Zest disappear around a corner.
“So you aren’t doing anything right now?” Maybe you can get her to go back into her office and not ask about the headphones.
>Cinch raises an eyebrow at you, instantly reminding you of something you overlooked. “You… do realize that I have always monitor the hallways in between classes, right?” She brings up.
>You start to think up some damage control to counter this, but you’re forced to abandon the though upon the next thing Cinch says.
>”Is there something you’d like me to see?” She speaks slower so you know that she’s talking about the headphones.
>There’s nowhere left to turn, though you keep your head from turning back towards your classroom to prevent and… further suspicion. Class with Lemon Zest has ended, and there’s an answer she’s expecting form you, and now.
“Of course.” You answer, pretending to happily walk in the direction of your classroom with your head still turned towards the principal.
>Get a head start, trying to figure out how you can lock the drawer as quickly and silently as you can before Cinch can see what you’re doing in the room. Her heels immediately start clacking onto the marble floor behind you as she follows.

>>27672861
Hooooly shit Anon better high tail it

>>27672861
That bitch needs some dick

>>27672861
We need a distraction! Somebody think of something!

>>27672861
Keep your eye out for windows. Once you see one jump through and book it. Don a new persona and move to Iceland. Never look back.

>>27670254
>Oh how I pray for your death
Somehow, you made me happy.

Somehow, I pray for the same.

But the gods are deaf to our words, so here's your (you), Sir Anon.

>>27673793
only because you won't beybattle me Fapman

>>27669895
Hey NaOH, I know you're fond of cropping lewd images to post with your green, so I found a few Cellies for you to use when relevant.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/3/6/567678/large.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/23/836098/large.jpg

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>>27662483
Blatant Crybaby.

>>27673931
That first one is top unf

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How many of the girls at CHS has a rape whistle?

>>27675512
>Replying to bait.


You guys just don't learn, do you?

Havent had time to lurking during finals so here are two questions:
1. Has Waid showed any signs of life yet or has even waiding for his return given up yet?
2. Is that "What are listening to, Anon?" story still going on?

>>27662483
Not gonna lie. This made me kek. Good job, lad.

>>27676077
I can only answer #2, and only answer it with "Mostly yes?"

From my understanding Waid hasn't stirred from his Odinsleep, and insider sources inform me that Pheno's work sucks massive dick and is slowly killing her.

>>27676187
>>27662483
Samefagging harder.

>>27676077
Still here here. Just don't have much to say. Waid has not shown any signs of coming back unfortunately. Don't know if he has said anything in the discord group though.

As for Pheno, last I remember, he was writing something with Sunset and drunk Twilight. I hope he continues Listening one of these days, I'm burning through the second pastebin way too fast.

>>27676679
she*

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>>27662483

>>27677255
i know anon, just calm the fuck down.

>>27677255
Please continue to drive the writers away.

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>>27661806
>"Hey Anon, wanna come on a camping trip with me and my friends!? I was hoping it would give all of us a chance to bond! *Imitating Sean Connery* Jayhmes Bond..."

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>>27678197
>You accept the offer but somehow get stranded from the group.
>It's already been a few hours since you seem any of the girls.
>You're stuck here and you drank the last bit of water.
>Decide what would Bear Grylls do in this situation.
>Grab bugs to eat as your only food source.
>Piss on your shirt and wrap it around your head.
>Carve a wooden spear to defend yourself and hunt.
>IIt feels like an eternity since your last encounter with civilization as your humanity becomes something feral.
>See a bunny and kill it with the wooden spear.
>Make rabbit stew.
>Half way through your meal you hear rustling in the brush.
>You move closer to see silluoutes and hear their voices.
>These fuckers are trying to steal your dinner.
>You grip your spear and chuck it at one of silluoutes.
>Striking and piercing one of them in the leg.
>You hear a blood curling scream as the figure followed by shrieks of horror.
>"RAINBOW" a familiar southern accent yells.
>Ofuk.
>"I think it came from there."
>You run back to your shelter
>"Ah think Ah saw something move, this way."
>"Pinkie, Rarity carry Rainbow."
>As you finally reach your goal you see that they got here before you.
>Fluttershy is on her knees next to your fire and the half eaten bunny
>"AANNGGEELL!!"
>Sunset goes up to your face
>"Anon what in the actual fuck!? You were only one mile away from the campsite and in less than 3 hours you managed to put a spear in Rainbow and ate Fluttershy's pet bunny!"
"...."
>"Do you have anything to say for yourself!?
"I'm already a demon."

>>27678208
I choked with my water/10

I'M NUCLEAR

>>27678229
I'M WILD

It could be worse though: at least we're not Detrot

We're not Detrot!

>>27676679
She*

you fucking waste

>>27679404
>>27677239

Huh, I did not know that. Thanks though.

>>27679301
WHO THE FUCK STILL USES A PAYPHONE

>>27679954
Adam levine?

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>>27681596
Well done

>>27681981

>>27662483

>>27662483
kill yourself.

>>27662105
You best keep posting, I've been enthralled now

>>27682348
I will. There was just a bunch of drama in the discord chat and I ended up with the banhammer.

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>>27682424
Drama? What?

>>27662483
Don't feed the arsehead, guys.

>>27662518
>>27662488
>>27662529
>>27662549
>>27662567
>>27662582
>>27662605
>>27662647
>>27662655
>>27662662
>>27662709
>>27662803
>>27670236
>>27673999
>>27676187
>>27676359
>>27677263
>>27677281
>>27677906
>>27681981
>>27682048
>>27682077
>>27682611
>Samefag versus another samefag
You're only making >>27662483 more true. I wouldn't be surprised if you were Leman trying to shitpost this thread to hell with your patreon bullshit and then defending it.
How about you post that wrestling story you supposedly promised? We're waiting. Or is something else taking up your time?

>>27682653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>27662483
>Defending Patreon
End yourself.

>>27682680
That doesn't look like a wrestling story, Leman. If you were really typing instead of shitposting, you'd have something to show for it.
>>27682689
>Resuming the act immediately after being called out.
It doesn't get more obvious than this, folks. Consider yourself sweaty and bothered at this very moment.

>>27682717
>Supporting Paywall
and i think that hasbro are shills.

>>27682731
Refer to >>27682653 once again.

>>27661806
>Paying 100 dollars for that.
>i don't have a fucking cent.
no thanks.

>>27682749
>still replying yourself
Pathetic

>>27682761
>Resuming the act again
>>27682772
>And then replying literally exactly one minute and five seconds later.
It's too obvious at this point. You're either desperate or stupid.

>>27682784
desperate but more smarter than this thread.

>>27682790
Not exactly smarter if you not only admitted to being desperate but also don't know how to cover up your samefagging.

>>27669895
You have to help os. This thread has gone to hell, we need you to save it.

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>it's a "another day at Fingerbang" episode.

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>>27661806
>>27662483
Seriously?

>>27682823
You may as well start sucking your own dick.

>>27682823
>>27682828
>>27682824
>>27682838
That doesn't look like the wrestling story you've supposedly been "typing".

Fingerbang is already dead.

>>27682873
>>27682878
Are those some of the dialogue lines you've been writing, Leman?

>>27682861
>>27682886
apparently more than you, jerk.

>>27682873
It has been for a long time.

>>27682912
Doesn't make sense since I'm not one of the writers and you're supposed to be, Leman.
>inb4 "It's Ekans fault!"

When can we expect the writers to have their own Patreons? I want to give them money.

Already donated a dollar to Holy. https://www.patreon.com/Holy?ty=h

>>27682982
Continuing the shitposting act isn't going to kill this thread. Watch someone dive in with tons of green and shut you up.

>>27682982
>Sorry,paypal is not available in your country.

>>27682991
>>27683006
And it certainly won't be Leman who dives in, seeing how often he's posting here with samefagging desperation.

>>27672861
>Enter the room with a rushed pace; you did hear Cinch’s footsteps fall behind you a little bit.
>This gives you enough of a sliver of hope to pull this stunt. Reach over to your desk after taking one long step and swipe the keys off of the surface. You try not to let the clicking of the lock sound loud enough to reach where Cinch is going to be standing in half a second.
>Turn your hand, softly but quickly. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot the trash can at the corner of the room. The very second you feel the key leave the keyhole, you toss it in the direction of the trash can as accurately as you can.
>And you miss, but in a way where you overshoot the attempt and the keys slide into the gap between the trash can and the wall.
>Cinch’s clacking footsteps stop in the doorway right as you hear the keys hit the floor behind the plastic can.
>”I suppose there is something in here you’d like to show me?” Her voice shows more satisfaction than suspicion.
>It’s a miracle she doesn’t know yet.
“I, uh…” You pretend to fail at getting the drawer to open. “Hold on… I think I misplaced my keys.”
>If there’s anything you wish right now, it’s that you could be better at looking confused.
>Cinch raises an eyebrow, letting her anticipation grow as she waits for her victory to be confirmed. “Well… if there’s something you just placed in there, do you not know where you just put your keys to lock the drawer?” Now her tone is starting to shift to more of an interrogating one again.
>Force a short laugh.
“Heh, yeah. It’s just the dumbest thing. I just locked the darn thing and now I can’t remember where I just put the keys.” You fumble around your desk. “They were just here, I swear. I… I think.”
>Cinch eyes the student desks as you continuing shifting the objects on your desk around. Her brow furrows, and you can tell that she might be thinking of Zest at the moment.
“Is something wrong?” You draw her attention back to you before she looks towards the trash can.

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>>27673701
There aren't any unlocked windows in the classroom.
>>27673485
This, actually. I'll leave it up to you guys.
>>27673097
Eh... maybe in another story.
>>27672911
Done.
>>27682873
>>27682917
We often die and come back to life. Like Jesus.

>>27662483
Too much salt is bad for your health.

>Implying this is lemans fault
>Implying one person did all of this shitposting.

do you forget we are in the heat of summer?

>>27683647
>>27683701
You can stop now, Leman.

>>27683719
You can stop with the Leman blame.

>>27683771
You're the one still replying to the post that rekt you. You're the one still trying to damage control yourself away from the blame. Also, I'm not seeing that wrestling story continuation that you literally told us to expect, Leman.

>>27683824
Leman Doesn't write anymore dumbass.

>>27683881
Then explain this:
>>27672754

>>27683824
Literally not Leman you shitposting tard. Now stop starting shit in the thread. Get off your high horse and don't act like you haven't done anything wrong in your life.

>>27683914
So are you saying it was you shitposting?

>>27683914
>Implying anyone here is acting like a hero

>>27683924
Id go back and screencap but that's too much work to prove to anything to you. The Leman meme has played its course.

>>27683991
>Too much work to prove anything to you
Confirmed for lying
>The Leman meme has played its course
Possibly confirmed for Leman?

>>27662483
Low quality Bait.

>>27684128
>reverting back to replying to the one post from well over a day ago... again
Low quality damage control.

>>27684147
>and still deluding with a simple promotion.
Meh

This is pathetic. Why would anyone want to write for this thread when all this shit is around? Its sad.

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>>27684055
Let me go back to my /o/ in peace now

>>27684183
blame to OP's pic

>>27684181
>>27684209
>It has everything to do with patreon!
Aren't you at least a little dizzy from going in all of those circles?
>>27684184
Lmao it's faaaar too late for you to prove shit now. Even if that picture isn't edited and that's a different person, you'd still be white knighting the patreon shitposter, and Leman's shitposting as a whole by extension. If you really wanted to "go back to your /o/ in peace", you would have just closed the tab and left without another word.

>>27684216
Nigga I'm still gonna write. I'm not gonna close the tab. But shitposting about Leman this much is worse than his personal shitposting. Especially if you fucking assume everyone in the thread is Leman.

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>>27684232
>>27683991
>>27683914

>>27684232
Congratulations!
Not only did you admit that Leman does his shitposting routine, contradicting >>27683914, but you also contradicted >>27684183 by saying that you're staying and are going to write.

Contradictory statements, gotta love 'em.

And even if you do leave, we have NaOH and GreentextSavant keeping this thread going.

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>>27684263
The first one, I was saying that one specific anon post wasn't Leman. Also that second one isn't even a (you) faggot. So I didn't contradict myself. and I'm done getting all pissed over one butthurt Anon.

>>27684232
There's no point into talking any form of sense into these faggots. I'll give you credit for trying, but there is no point. Many have tried, but they will go on with their cancerous ways. Better off that you focus on writing to prove that they're wrong.

>>27684342
Oh don't you worry your pretty little head over the second one, I already knew that one might not have been you. That was just going to show that even the ones like you still come here.
And don't try and change that shit about you saying that the Anon shilling the patreon posts wasn't Leman. That was a lot more than one specific post, if you happen to do some scrolling.
>>27684363
Yeah good luck with that.

>>27684363
Yeah I honestly just think it's one Anon. Whatever, back to writing/posting and shit. I feel better knowing someone has sense here.

cya on the other side

>>27684387
But this is 4chan. Almost everyone here is a jerk, remember?
You oughta know, you've said it :^)

>>27684412
It's not about being a jerk, Ms. Banhammer. It's about being an annoying twat.

>>27665063
Both.
And by that I mean Twilight.

>>27684427
>Splitting hairs
Confirmed for continued damage control.

>>27678208
Underrated as fuck.

>>27684476
Twilight was already chosen. But who knows, maybe he'll do a separate timeline here.

>>27684498
Why the fuck do you keep getting a new IP?

>>27684567
>Being this new

>>27684585
>Damage controlling by using proxies to evade bans

>>27684603
>Grasping straws

>>27684626
>Proving my point once again.

Ok Leman.

>>27684637
I'm not Leman you are

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can you all quit being faggots for five minutes
FOR FIVE MINUTES

>>27684701
Yea, give him/them more reasons to keep going. If you want him/them gone just don't acknowledge the shitposting and carry on.

>>27684686
Ok leman, enough of your proxies.

>>27684701
But five minutes are fucking over.

Holy shit, summer took over really fast this year.

>>27662483
>shitposting lemon: on vacation edition

The Leman meme lives on

>>27685088
Hello there Pheno. I just wanted to tell you that I'm going through Zest of Life and am really enjoying it. Thanks for all the effort you put into it.

>>27685130
>Implying Leman wasn't the guy this one was arguing with.
The patreon shitposting should have given away exactly which one of those was Leman. But I can see what you're really doing.
Trying to turn the chat against eachother and make it look like we're even calling the people who obviously aren't Leman Lemon. If you hadn't replied to a two days old post, it wouldn't have been so obvious.
Nice try, Leman. Now get back to that wrestling story that you still haven't proven that you're writing.

>>27685486
what

>>27685486
...
What the fuck are you talking about? I was never writing a wrestling story, and the only posts i made last thread were the stuff helping the greentext guy.

You're way too paranoid about shitposting, as a matter of fact i don't even know what you're talking about here with the thread turning on eachother, did some shit happen while i was not on? When i went on today everything seemed fine.

>>27686179
>Literally amnesia
lol okay Leman

I love how this thread is going off track. Keep going, guys.

>>27686419

I usually write my responses on here while sitting totally naked in front of the computer. no socks no undies nothing. I thought you should know that. also most of the time i have an erection.

>>27686444
Ok Phandom, good to know.

>>27686419
Again?

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>>27669895

>Meanwhile, several miles away from Fluttershy’s home.
>Location: Unknown.
>10:21 P.M.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIcuh2_7Azc
>[“I can’t breathe! Take this thing off me! Please!”]
>”Jeez, how much of a whiny faggot can you be? Relax kid, it’s just a bag on your head.”
>[“Get it off me man! I can’t breathe, please!”]
>”A’ight, only because you said please…”
>The victim gasps for air when his captor takes the plastic bag off his head.
>”You fucking sick motherfucker!” Silver Fang angrily yells.
>”Hey, show some respect kid. Our boss wants to see you.”
>”What is this?” Silver Fang says, “where we at?”
>”The middle of fucking nowhere, you and your chicken shit gang are joining us today to talk about business.”
>Silver Fang looks around, and confirms that he’s inside what it appears to be an abandoned warehouse.
>He finds all of his ‘friends’ tied to chairs, some with blood running down their foreheads, cheeks and noses.
>One teen spits at one of his captors, just to be punched in the face with his brass knuckles.
>”The boss is finally here!” The adult thugs call to their ‘coworkers’.
>”This ain’t funny man…” Silver Fang says.

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>>27686670

>A fat man wearing a suit and glasses walks into scene.
>Some of Silver Fang’s buddies laugh.
>”Is this some sort of joke?”
>”What does this fat-ass want with us?”
>The fat man clears his throat.
>”Good night lads, allow me to introduce myself. Name’s Pink Penny…I’m an accountant.”
>Silver Fang scoffs.
>”So?”
>”I run some things on behalf of my boss. We’ve decided to move our business to this beautiful city, and we could use some people like you to make it prosper.”
>”Hmm…as in, protection? Do we have to smash some other businesses’ windows or that sort of bullshit?”
>”Not really. You see, we’ve heard plenty of things about you. How you move around Canterlot’s alleyways without leaving a single trace for the police, how you extort businesses and make Canterlot’s citizens fear you. Well, my boss has decided to hire you because of your skills. He wants to keep his operation off the radars, if you catch my drift…”
>”What is this bullshit?! Silver Fang?! Are you actually listening to this fatso?”
>Pink Penny orders one of his goons to calm Silver Fang’s friend down.
>He grabs a bat and hits his stomach, leaving him without air.
>”It ain’t gonna break my heart to get you replaced you scab piece of filth. I’m the one here that’s following the boss’ orders to make this happen, if the boss wants his product pushed into Canterlot he’ll get what he wants, so you better start showing me some respect ya’ hear?”
>Silver Fang thinks a bit.
>”What’s in for us?”

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>>27686677

>”Whatever you want, you’ll never have to live on fencing stolen car stereos again.”
>The gang looks at each other.
>”And what if we refuse?”
>”…you won’t,” another man’s voice is heard from behind.
>The man is carrying a big knife in his hand.
>”Who the fuck is this?” A friend of Silver Fang’s asks.
>”That’s my boss. Meet Dark Blood everyone,” Pink Penny says.
>”Did you get an answer yet Penny?” Dark Blood asks,
>”What makes you think we’ll work for you fucker?!” The teen asks, “you and your fat bitch can go suck each other’s dick! Canterlot belongs to The Order of Silver!”
>Dark Blood punches the kid once as he lets out an evil chuckle.
>”The Order of Silver? The names kids come up with these days…”
>He punches him once again.
>”You got some balls to tell me those sorts of things, especially when I’m just giving you all a nice job.”
>Dark Blood asks for a hammer from his henchmen, and when he gets it he uses it to smash the teen’s testicles.
>The teen lets out a chill-inducing scream.
>”You see, I moved into this city because I learned that this place had a shitty police force, this way I could move my product to the most important cities nearby without being noticed…”
>Dark Blood orders one of his henchmen to hold the rude teen’s head.
>”But I don’t need disrespectful pieces of shit in my organization, open wide kid.”
>The rest of Silver Fang’s gang watch in awe.
>”MMMMGHHGGNNG-!” The teen cries in pain as Dark Blood uses the knife to cut his tongue off.
>The henchmen remain calmed and collected, while the rest of Silver Fang’s friends lose their shit.
>Pink Penny hands Dark Blood a handgun.
>”See? That’s what you get for being disrespectful,” Dark Blood says in an evil tone, “and this is what you get for being a dumb motherfucker.”
>Dark Blood aims the handgun at the teen’s head and fires the weapon, which caliber makes the teen's head explode.
>One of the teens pukes all over himself, and another one faints.

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>>27686689

>”See? You don’t have any options…” Pink Penny says with a grin, “here’s the deal, push our product. Don’t steal anything from our profits, and we’ll give you a fair share. Understood?”
>Silver Fang and his gang nods.
>The henchmen release the teens.
>”Hey puke boy, grab that shovel and start digging a grave for your chicken shit friend.”
>”W-why me?” The scared teen asks.
>”Make it two then…”
>”NO! NO! I’LL DO IT!”
>Dark Blood smiles.
>”The trucks will arrive tomorrow. Meanwhile my henchmen will teach you how to use guns, just in case you run into a cop or something. We know this state has prohibited gun ownership.”
>A henchman opens a crate full of guns.
>”Bet you’ve never seen any of these…”
>AR-15s, AK-47s, Uzis, Revolvers.
>The teens don’t know what to say.
>”Alright…” Silver Fang says, “we’ll do it.”
>”Good. Now remember, I ask for three things my organization, the most important one being silence. If any of you run to the police I'll make sure all of you suffer for days. The last guy who dared to cross me suffered for three days straight. Am I clear?”
>They all nod.
>"The other two are modesty and loyalty. I think I don't have to go into details for those two..."

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>>27686740

>Minutes later.
>”Are you sure about this Boss? These kids don’t seem to be cut for this…” Pink Penny says.
>”They know how to move around this place pretty well, if they start pushing product and get caught by the cops they won’t suspect a thing that we’re behind everything.”
>”Now I see why you wanted these pricks to work for us - I mean - you boss…I’ll make sure the trucks arrive with the product we managed to bring from Detrot and the chemicals as well. We’ve got plenty of Muriatic Acid, Caustic Soda and Hydrogen Chloride in the crates. The glassware will arrive in two days.”
>”Good job Penny, what about our ‘other’ business?”
>”Our clients overseas are looking for teenaged girls, I’m sure we’ll be able to find pretty fair-skinned girls in Canterlot, we could also start producing porn once we let our contacts know we’re well settled in here and ready to start.”
>Dark Blood smirks.
>”We’ll make a fortune in this new city. Feels good to be back…”

>>27686761
Thanks Leman.

>>27686761
I don't like whats going on here. I bet you are going to throw one of the main girls into the trafficking, and have Anon save their ass.

>>27686761
> ”Our clients overseas are looking for teenaged girls, I’m sure we’ll be able to find pretty fair-skinned girls in Canterlot, we could also start producing porn once we let our contacts know we’re well settled in here and ready to start.”

The moment you write rape green with one of the girls I'm off NaOH's ride, just letting you know. If I wanted to read some sick shit like this I'd browse somewhere else.

>>27687007
Fuck off you SJW cuck.

>>27687020
> Le SJW meme

If I say I had a friend who suffered a similar fate would it make more sense? It's not pleasant to read or write unless you're a fucked-up person to begin with.

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>>27687007
so the act of killing sprees, torture, manipulation, murder, and insanity hasn't been sick enough for you, but now the POSSIBILITY, not absolute fact, of rape being in the story, even though it already nearly happened a few times, is enough for you to stop reading this story, which you've been following for probably a long time?

Now that's some serious shitposting.

>>27687057
Yes, and I don't blame you and don't expect you to understand. Every person sets his own rules and limits. If you enjoy reading about a innocent girl being raped it's fine, but it also means you have some serious problems.

Same thing almost happened in Time After Time, I really wanted to just stop reading right there, it wasn't needed nor fun. Good thing Alex stopped before it escalated.

>>27687007
Gee! That would be just awful! You can always just not read the story, or just skip that part in specific then pretend it was just a possible plot branch that never happened.
>inb4 Anon breaks in and kills/maims any guy in his way and saves the girl,whoever it may be, everything being recorded all the while because plot. I doubt any of Dark's films would ever be as good as Midnight Animal anyway.
I'm hype for Anon (and maybe Gilda or someone or other) throwing wrenches into Dark's operations.

>>27687096
>>27687081
>>27687057
>>27687020
>>27687007

NaOH will do whatever he wants to do. At least now he knows people are divided about the idea. I don't like it either but it's his story so he'll decide.

But I've gotta say, it would not be the same kind of story with that kind of event. Not so fun to read anymore.

>>27687112
Ya kinda gotta agree, the last bit of shit was a quick scene or something. this seems like it will play a big roll. i won't quit reading like that bait fag, but it will kinda make the story less fun. i mean as long as nothing really happens to the main other than a scare its fine but if its like.
>then sunset got butt fucked by the goon while pinkie watched.
It will kinda be a bit too fucked up.

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>>27687081
Then how about this. Instead of giving the writer, to a story you've been enjoying so far, a reason to change his plans he had just because you would risk getting offended by a past experience you've seen happen, which has absolutely nothing to do with him whatsoever, how about you not say anything, stop reading the story due to your personal traumas, and go about your merry ways because there will be a different story you can latch onto and enjoy.

Changing someone's plans just because someone is offended is an easy way for writers to stop being creative and start walking on eggshells. If they think one thing is offensive and need to change, it can easily start a domino effect. Who knows what that will influence.

If he will write rape, then he will write it. It could be part of a plan to build a character development for whatever reason. I can bet him changing the horrible scene into another horrible scene will offend someone else, and start a chain reaction because there is PROOF that he will change his story because someone is offended, and others will try to do the same. That is, of course, if he becomes worried about losing a reader and wants that reader back.

Or maybe this is because people are clearly missing the big picture and build up that's been happening for a while and NOW realize that shit is going to get real. That's probably why you, along with possibly other people, are mad right now. Of course, if you want him to go back to the waifu wars and never really change anything outside of creating a harem, then throw it in the pile of greentexts that have done the same fucking thing. If he does this, then it is still his choice. We should not change his plans due to our past experiences.

TL;DR Stop trying to use your traumas to influence others, especially if you don't even know them

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>>27686761
>Our clients overseas are looking for teenaged girls

>>27687209
I won't. NaOH will do whatever he wants to. There are 3 choices. Either nothing happens, something almost happens or it happens all the way balls deep. Only that last part would leave me with a bad aftertaste, but if that's what NaOH wants then who am I to stop him.

I just think it wouldn't be fun anymore, that's all.

>>27687245
but to say that, with what you've mentioned earlier, goes along with what could very well go wrong.

I've written greens in the past, and I must say that the thought of losing readers, no matter how bad they are, not saying you are, is a little nerve racking. While yes, doing so with MANY other readers is of little concern, in the end we all have a small amount of readers. Losing just one could mean so many possibilities the writer may not know about, planting the seed of doubt. That little seed is all it takes for shit to hit the fan. Now, in the best case scenario, he does not listen, goes through with his intentions, and nothing is changed. However, you never know if this will happen.

There's a saying that may need to be used in this case, but considering this is 4chan, it's not likely. "If you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all."

Or maybe I'm just blowing all of this way out of proportion and there's nothing to worry about, in which case, yay."

>>27687265
I overreacted, I don't think I'd quit right away after reading about Sunset being chained and raped by 5 goons at the same time... but I like this story because how fun it is. Sure, sometimes it almost happened but in the end Anon was a Hero and girls were only scared (but still pure). But sex slavery, rape and kidnapping? Where is fun in that? For a normal person it's disturbing to read.

I remember when Alex did something like that in his Time After Time. It's just not fun to read. In his case there was a happy ending, but still, not fun.

>>27687283
that is true, but there's still one thing we're forgetting

isn't Hotline Miami the main theme of this story?

you know what they say about good times

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>>27687431
...They don't last.

>>27686761
Oh its gonna feel good to watch this bastard die.

>>27687051
>>27687081
Maybe you should try therapy.

>>27687007
lmaoing @ you, fucking baby. Perhaps reddit is more your speed?

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For those kik fags who love humanize EQG

>>27688438
Now here's an actual advertisement and nobody's making a big deal out out.

>>27687184
>"this seems like it will play a big roll."
>roll
>kek

>>27689524
Ya i realised that i did that when i posted i fucked up

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>>27688995
>Advertising humans in a human thread

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>>27665087
>>27670081
>>27684476
>both
If you guys were expecting a harem, no. This was bound to happen. HOWEVER, I didn't expect for that to be some sort of option, until I talked with someone about the issue.

>>27684530
That was the idea, but oh well. I guess Twi wins with one here. I'll most likely do the Flutts one on a separate pastebin or Fimfic.

>>27683155
>”Well… I still have the hallways to monitor, so I suppose that whatever it is you need to show me will have to wait until later.”
>You keep your attention away from the trash can, and slowly straighten your back and face the principal. She’s already walking towards the door.
“Uh, alright. Sorry about that.”
>Cinch turns to you. “Oh, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it.” Her voice has dropped back to a calm state. “I’m sure your keys are in one of those strange place where you never look until the very last attempt. I’ve done the same thing. It’s quite annoying, isn’t it?”
“Yup.”
>She seems to be satisfied with being convinced that the headphones are in the drawer and Zest can’t get to them anyway.
>You watch her walk out of the room, only sighing when you know the clacking heels are quiet enough for her to be out of earshot. Turn your head to one of the desks, noticing one of the students from the next class sitting there.
>Sugarcoat.
>Her arms are crossed, and she wears a glazed look on her face as you walk over to the door as more students come in.
“Good afternoon, Miss Sugarcoat.” You force a half smile.
>You would have felt better if the girl had smiled back, whether it would have been fake or not. But knowing this girl, you’re certain she’d be unwilling to fake a smile anyway. What you see is what you’re stuck with… a raised eyebrow.
>Start to ignore her and greet the other students walking into the classroom. Sugarcoat watches you for a moment, before greeting you back far too late for it not to feel uncomfortable.
>”Good afternoon, Mr. Mous.”
“You ready for today’s lesson?” You strike up a conversation without even thinking about it.
>”Probably more than you think.”
“Hmm?”
>”I’m aware that there’s a pop quiz today, since you gave last class’s theres yesterday.” Now she’s starting to grin.
>And you pray that this is the sole reason why.
“And how did you know that?” You put her in the spotlight.

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>>27689765
>Her grin fades for a slight moment before she explains herself. “I simply caught on to the pattern. It wasn’t that hard to figure out. Maybe you should use a more complicated system if you don’t want your students to figure out when your pop quizzes are going to be.”
>You can’t help but smile yourself.
>”Oh, and aren’t you going to pick up your keys?”
>The smile on your face promptly disappears before the one on Sugarcoat’s face re-emerges.
“Now…” You start off in a rushed tone. “That only happened because I was just being silly.”
>”Oh, really?” Sugarcoat knows Cinch’s personality very well.

I'll type up more in a bit, and could change it to have something different from what I have planned happen if anyone gives suggestion. The choice is yours.

>>27689620
I personally think a separate timeline could open a couple of doors for this story. Great job, by the way.
Oh hey, it's that picture.

>>27690400
>bumping a dead thread
refrain to >>27662483 for the lowest damage control.

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>>27690568
>Replying to the first random bump you see.
>Referring to a post from over 3 days ago.
>Ignoring the greentext and discussion from just a few hours before while claiming the thread is "dead".
This is either a troll, or literally hypocrisy, straw grasping, damage controlling and cherry picking all wrapped up in one post.
I never thought I'd live to see something as rare as this. Good job.

>>27661806
>Patreon
no thanks
DO NO SUPPORT THAT

>>27690827
Obligatory you. Now fuck off.

>>27690806
blame to patreon.

>>27690827
We know you're the same guy because your post doesn't have the new IP number. You didn't just get here.
>>27690833
And it's also clearly still you because you posted exactly one minute and three seconds apart.

>>27661806
>cropping was not enough
enjoy with you successful advertisement

>>27690859
And again.

>>27690864
no, you are blind or something, the OP had a Fucking patreon link.

>>27690877
Broken argument is broken.

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>>27690877
Seriously?

A watermark depicting a patreon link is not the same level as the watermark depicting their tumblr or deviant art. You can write the link, it's a watermark that just happens to be part of the "free" version of the picture.

Like, (this part right here isn't specifically directed towards the post I'm replying to) what was the poster supposed to do anyway? Photoshop the patreon watermark out? There is nothing wrong with posting the free version of a patreon supported image if the poster just wants to show it off in a 4chan thread. It's just an image that is related to the topic, and the patreon site is one of the sites to earn money. The poster is telling people to go to the website, they're just including a picture they found on the internet to set the thread theme.
The logo shouldn't be forbidden from being shown on an anonymous image board just because it relates to a site where the artist makes money.
And to everyone who might reply to this with your "ur just defending patreon u shill" comments, congratulations, your argument is true and bases its premise that relies on jump logic and stating the contrary for the sake of being contrary.

And to take this a step further, I reverse image searched the OP image and Unfortunately is the same watermarked picture,
and must have to pay real cash for the high resolution and that doesn't have the patreon watermark.
Now shut up, take your excuses and walk out with them.

>>27690962
tl;dr

In the end it doesn't matter and nobody should care.

>>27690962
At least word what that post said correctly.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27146847/#27168242
And this too.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27146847/#27199355 since it even shuts up posts like https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27146847/#27208908 (>>27208908 don't think I didn't see that, faggot)
I'm getting tired of this back-and-forth. I want more greentext and less shitposting.

>>27691064
This, obviously the mods don't care about the supposed patreon link, but the complainer keeps getting his messages deleted.

In other words, sit there and shut up. Nobody cares about a Patreon link.

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>>27686761
Can't wait for them to kidnap one of the girls(and NOT raping her senseless because the clients wants virgins or something) so we need to kill them all.

Think chapter three of HM.

>>27661806
Unwatermarked pic is not available because it is a purchasable content.
Thank you guys.

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>>27690806
Why did the homepage image change? Is Hiroyuki getting threatened by the government or something?

>>27685088
bitch shut the fuck up and get back on the bed

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>>27691691
I'm sorry, you were saying?

>>27692719
Absolutely #rekt

I'm not even sure i wanna post because of all this shit happening.