>"Oh, puh-lease. Even the mighty Twilight Sparkle couldn't

>>27651196
Detachable thumb trick!

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>>27651196
Lead.

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Eat some crackers Trixie, you're not you when you're hungry

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>>27651196
CH-CHAA!

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>>27651196
GO POKEBALL

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>>27651196
Vash The Humanoid Typhoon
He will defeat her with love and understanding

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>>27651196
Bang

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I hope I'm not the only one who wanted to post this

>>27651274
>"TRIXIE DEMANDS TO KNOW WHAT A ZIPPERHEAD IS."

>>27651282
Came to post this.
Good job Anon.

Great magic barrier to kill the dirty magic user.

roleplaying is against the rules

>The joke

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>>27651196
A jar of compressed nerve gas

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A big heaping of...NOTHING!

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>>27651363
>roleplaying
He asked a question, dumbass.

In any case, I'll throw a turtle at her.

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>>27651196
Don't make me put on my belt, Trixie.

Thank you,spoiler anon
Do they not understand im answering the OP?

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>>27651307

>>27651196
>pull out a tranquilizer gun
>proceed to shoot her neck with a dart
>instantly knocked out
>hogtie her
>cut off her horn
>she wakes up
>put cloth over her face
>she struggles to get it off but can't
>hold cloth with one hand and pour water over the cloth
>she dies
>proceed to take the alicorn amulet
>put around your crotch
>dick glows red and expands beyond 20 inches
>starts shooting magical sperm everywhere
>impregnates every mare in a 100 foot radius

>>27652612
If you're going to kill her, why bother with a tranquilizer?

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Pocket sand!

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>>27652625
You just don't understand his genius you fucking faggot.

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I'll hit her with one of these. That will probably stop her.

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>>27651196
>anon gives her the only penny he had and begs for mercy

>>27652625
Perhaps she wonders why you would bother to shoot her before throwing her out of a plane?

>>27651196

a dildo shaped like former vice presidential candidate geraldine ferraro

>>27652629
Nigger, see >>27651282

>>27654271
Fucking faggot, see >>27651251

>>27652749
ayy lmao

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>>27651196
this >>27651228
at 200 yards

>>27651196
But I DO have a horn. I hide it in my pants.

>>27651225
What devilry is this?

>>27655001
It shoots magical life giving rays.

>>27652749
ayy lmao, we're gonna xenocide you :^)

>>27651196
>reach into pocket
>pull out fist
>uppercut
>get arrested for carrying illegal weapons
It was worth it.

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>>27655859
>Reach into pocket
>Pull out fist
>Cast FIST
>Get dungeoned for possessing illegal magic.
FTFY

>Reach into pocket
>Pull out my robe and wizard hat
>Cast level 5 cock of the infinite
>"Funny, Trixie doesn't see it."
>Hang head in shame as I make my ascension to eldar wizard status

>>27651424
[CHEEKI BREEKI INTENSIFIES]

>>27651282
Good Anon.

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>>27651196
A pillow.
She will need it, cuz i'm going in dry.

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>>27651196

>>27656624
JESUS FUCK ANON

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>>27656613
>>27656624
WHAT KIND OF UNHOLY WIZARDY IS THIS

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>>27656613
>>27656624
Jesus Christ help us all

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>>27656613
>>27656624
keep gore on /b/ you fucking newfag.

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>>27656684
>>27656688
>>27656696
>>27656728
You have not yet seen my full power. BEHOLD!

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>>27656775
Now to make this shit soda...

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>>27656787
... VANISH FROM MY SIGHT!

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>>27656801

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>>27651196
>>27651351
Magic Barrier won't save you now.
Join poise in the graveyard Havel.

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>>27651196
No! Bad unicorn! No!

>>27656801
Can you make a good soda appear?

>>27656893
I don't even know where the Pepsi goes.

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>>27651282
>Anon throws the whole bag at Trixie
"shi-shi-SHAA!"

>>27656801
WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>27652749
ayy lmao nice disk bud

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>>27658796
Thanks i enjoy being a skeleton

>>27651196
In my pockets? Either five hundred dollars in cash or my pen.
Can I bribe her?

>>27658873
With a pen?

>a phone
She's going to need it to call the cops because >rape

>>27652749
Ayy lmao.

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>>27658873
I believe OP meant that you have an infinite amount of stuff in your pockets, you just choose what to pull out and throw.
That being said, I'll give pic related a try.

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Whip out the Moby Huge

>>27659360
Why does this exist? Seriously? I cannot imagine that it's intended use is for humans. This HAS to be a joke-gift, right?

>>27659656
its probably a fetish piece, for girls with macrophilia fetishes. Its not for insertion, its for Grinding on till you climax, with its size letting the girl get off on her macrophilia fetish/fantasy.

>>27651196
"Pocket fuzz, Trixie!"
>Trixie stares at the bit of fuzz pinched between your fingers.
>"Hmph! Trixie is not impressed!"
>You rub the fuzz under her nostrils.
>"Trixie commands you to stopPPCHOO! ACHOOO!"
>Trixie sneezes with such force that a fist-sized chunk of poop shoots from her ass.
>Utterly mortified, she stands frozen for a moment, and then races away in shame.
>The remaining ponies cheer your brave combat.
>Some time later, the pocket fuzz is awarded the Equestrian Medal of Honor and enshrined in a glass case in Canterlot Castle.

>>27659695
That... ... ... Makes sense. Why does that make sense?

Just pull my hand back out and punch her. She'll never expect me to rip my hand right back out for a full fledged slugging. She and her jaw are done for.

>>27659360
>>27659656
>>27659695
There's a guy who has actually gotten this up his ass.
There's a webm of it, I don't have it though.

Page 10 bump

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>>27660088
nice triple dubs

>>27661784
Well shit. I didn't even notice til you pointed it out. that's beautiful.

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>>27656613
>>27656624

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I cast 3" high velocity slug.

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I throw my magic missile

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>>27656613
>>27656624

Truly, these are the end times!