612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
Friendship is Magic #43 is due out tomorrow; digital copy should be out in around 10 hours!
Now that Canterlot's tried the Tasty Treat, Saffron and Coriander can put more work into fostering their clientele and less into breaking into the market. Advertising is still useful, particularly given the location, but word of mouth should help a lot now. Perhaps they can figure out more ways to tie into events and such. They're already quite decorative inside, though - not too many extra ways to enhance the dining experience. Maybe music would help?
>>27644773
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>colt
>hurr durr filly!!
>hahah colt reporting inn!11
>>27647581
>>27647833
>Celestia
>>27647835
hell yes
>>27647835
UNLIMITED PILLOW WORKS
>>27647833
Oh wow. It's a princess. Incredible.
>>27647669
that's not very nice anon
>>27647833
Celestia don't you have a country to run or something
>>27647835
MORE PILLOWS
>>27647833
>being a Celestiaposter
>>27647860
I feel like this will end badly.For Anon
>>27647879she's a big pony
>>27647879
She's a little pony.
>>27647879
She's an average pony.
This is my primary leadership facility, it is where I was born and where my womb is maintained. It takes approximately 2.4 terawatts of power to sustain my reproductive capabilities, but it has been decided we can use that power to send you to the source of the portal. I will not survive the procedure and am unable to self-terminate, so I will walk you through the process.
>>27647879
She's a cute pony
>>27647879
She's a slutty pony
>>27647835
nice
>>27647860
so good
>>27647762
>>27647936
calm down poner
what could a cute little mare like you be so angry about
Mares loving mares.
>>27647936
>no gunnery sgt hartman dialogue
How do you manage to be THIS much of a faggot?
>>27647945
Your face offends her
>>27647963
>I didn't have this collar on when I fell asleep
>>27647820
Highly kissable colts
>>27647963
>>27647983
pictured here: ugly ponies
>>27647983
what ifthat colt and that other colt kissed
>>27647980
That means you did an extra good job.
>>27647993
You are a terrible person.
>>27647998
Perhaps that should be drawn
>>27648002
>a mare will never affectionately put her Good job Collar on you
>>27647898
You are looking at the only absolute zero cooling spell ever used. It took years to cast. Destroy each of the four frost element crystals. Once they are no longer functional, my womb should begin to melt down.
>>27647998
>>27647998
Colts can't love colts.
>>27648027
I think there'd be alot more alicorns running around if Celestia's function was breeding
>>27647936
She's even cute when mad
>>27648069
Colts were made to kiss other colts
>>27648075
*especially cute
>>27648080
I'm not sure I could take a pony being mad at me seriously. If probably pay them on the head and say how adorable they are
>>27647835
lmao
Your waifu wants fillies. She asks if you're okay if a stallion plowed her for a night to do so.
>>27648100
alright
have Twilight turn me into a stallion for a night
happy birthday nobby
>>27648100
Say yes, but tomorrow, then take her to the vet to get her spayed. Despite their ability to talk, you can't actually convince them to anything as ponies lack the necessary mental faculties, especially on such strong instincts as procreation.
>>27648132
>not giving your waifu a family
>>27648161
Truly worse than hitler.
>>27648168
Lost at the toilet-paper roll horn.
>>27648168
Dash, stop acting like a filly and be your age
>>27648234
JPEGGIER
Filly is not for artifacting.
>>27648255
SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>Anon, what's a fillycon?
>>27648267
>>27648278
a filly convention
>>27648234
ENHANCE
>>27648278
http://fillycon.org
>>27648168
ugly
>>27648248
Does filly look like she knows what a jpg is?
>>27648292
But I only see one filly here.
>>27648326
>>27648346
still ugly
>>27648109thanks man
>>27648338
Filly is actually well versed in deep convolutional neural networks.
>>27648341
>fluffe puff
is that fluffy?
>>27648351
So big guy, hows it feel to be FIFTEEN already?
>>27648354
>>27648354
Is she now
>>27648168
She really looks cute wearing that collar
>>27648349
>>27648373
disgusting
>>27648341
A filly is enough for at least 200 men.
>>27648341
>fluffle puff
how is that thing even relevant these days
Happy Birthday,DJ Trump
>>27648368
Pony keeps falling for filly phishing scams.
>>27648373
I love it when ponies cry. Ponies should cry more.
>>27648341
I don't recognize any of those horse famous people from the fandom
>>27648411
I'd consider that a good thing.
>>27648411
apart from fluffy that is
assuming they mean fluffy with that
>>27648411
When they resort to Twist's VA you know they're desperate.
what happened with fluffy? he was here literally all day back in the day.
>>27648404
Filly just TPd out.
>>27648411
I rarely venture out of MLPG, much less my own home.
>>27648411
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmvszXV56aE&user=OfficialGarnika
They have to be really fucking desperate
>>27648448
>mobas
>>27648450
no sorry, i'm not a gameshitter
Filly wants to play WoW with you.
>>27648471
filly can be a cat druid
>>27648471
>filly does nothing but farm peacebloom in elwynn forest
>>27648341
i love you america bow filly
>>27648475
>>27648471
>the WoW movie is doing super shitty in american theaters
good, if the movie turned out cool i would be tempted to play it
>>27648475
I'm not sure she would like to be a quadruped in the game, considering she's one outside of it.
It would be like a human playing as a human in a fantasy game.
>>27648499
id push you into oncoming traffic
>>27648501
fine filly can be a Death Filly
>>27648501
Teach filly about the immorality of bipeds.
>>27648489
ayyyyy
>>27647401
>>27648477
>But why can't I eat the flowers, Anon? All this dumb game does is picking them up, and somehow I'm level 20 already!
>>27648492
It's about to hit 2m in fucking china
I hate chinks so much
>>27648514
I NEED THE RARITY ONE
>>27648514
Nice
BRASS FILLY
THAT FUNKY FILLY
>>27648536
I blame chinese farmers.
Fucking 4chan stop being so fuck
>>27648639
>>27648671
I wish i could be that filly
>>27648685
I would commit murder to be the colt.
>>27648685
But anon, so do i. We can't both be the same filly.
>>27648685
Why does everyone here wants to be a filly?
>>27648710
we can just take turns rubbing each other's bellies
>>27648724
But i want that colt to rub my belly.
>>27648685
I'd rather be a colt.
>>27648714
Filly benefits.
>>27648714
They're just so small and adorable and they have their whole pony lives ahead of them
>>27648731
you can't have your filly and eat it too
>>27648905
who does filly like?
>>27648905
What a rude filly.
>>27648928
fillies, duh
>>27648731
if you showed this picture to a normie would they realize ponies dont normally wear clothes?
or would they think that is a naked filly
>>27648863
>>27648982
Are you okay
>>27648787
I don't want to have the filly.
I want to BE the filly. And have the colt.
>>27648998
I think he's having a stroke
Fluttershy was really intent on finding Zephyr a job considering she doesn't even have one
>>27648960
The filly is naked either way, though
>>27649035
>aggressive naked fillies
unf
>>27649007
Why can't you just be an original filly and leave Apple Bloom out of it?
>>27649073
alright anon
choose my filly colors and species
>>27649073
But Appabam is the one he is into.
>>27648982
>shitposter goes full retard
>>27649092
earth filly, golden yellow with two-tone golden yellow mane and pink eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyg7ozfx2wg
Oh man, I totally missed this one. It's great
>>27649127
but then I'll look like her
>>27649140
NOI
O
I
>>27649140
>pink eyes
>>27649156
well not exactly like her, but people would think we're sisters
>>27649107
I couldn't blame him, but I was here first.
>>27649113
>newfag reacts predictably
What I wouldn't give for 100 posts of DUDE WHAT right now.
>>27648982
>>27648998
>>27649008
>>27649195
are you okay
>>27649187
What if me becoming the Appabam doesn't mean the existing Appabim is replaced? So we both get what we want.
>>27649262
>what the hell is an appabam?
>>27649268
do you need help
>>27649268
I kind of want that monkey trouble one
Filly levelled up Dexterity
>>27649277
The cutest female there ever was.
>>27649289
should have picked alacrity
>>27649298
Filly has stims for that
>>27649262
I like it. I'm glad we had this talk.
>>27649280
>>27649284
i want it to have winston's face
>>27649314
What if i prank you by taking the "real" Appabam's place for a day?
>>27649277
WHOA BLACK BETTY
APPA-BAM
WHOA BLACK BETTY
APPA-BAM
BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD
APPA-BAM
DAMN THING GONE WILD
APPA-BAM
>>27649338
>I get intense urges to make sweet mare love when it's lightning!
Filly say that Nintendo won the E3
Colt say that Sony won the E3
The better colts and fillies are wondering what an E3 is.
>>27649399
I don't follow home appliance conventions.
Did they make one of those keurig soda machines or something.
>>27649399
Filly is fucking wrong, as per usual
One great game is not enough
>>27649351
SHE'S ALL ROCK STEADY
APPA-BAM
WHOA BLACK BETTY
APPA-BAM
YEAH BLACK BETTY
>>27649410
Keurig discontinued those last time I checked.
>>27649451
Anonymous, I just said I didn't follow home appliance conventions, how was I to know.
>>27649408
It's the Electric Electronic Explosion
>>27649451
Keurig made a soda maker?
Who makes the best bang for buck ice cream maker?
>>27649399
>filly like comfy games
>colt like action cinematic games
Welp, look like the fillies would love to play my games and the colts would call me casual
Pony is become lego
>>27649351
underrated post
>>27649416
I'll be buying the NX or whatever just for zelda
I just love that series so much
>>27649527
Luna is tired of the endless fillyshitposting
>>27649529
Filly saysTSUUUUUU
>>27649527
>>27649533
she is having a stroke
this is my meme
>>27649529
I wonder how much time pony link spent lost in the stupid repeating forest before the graveyard
>>27647809
this episode was shit
>>27649545
I don't even remember how I figured it out when I was a kid playing it for the first time. I think one of the cave sages tells you or something
>>27649545
I'm going to smooch that horse
>>27649555
Yep, you get a series of cryptic directions a bit earlier on that make it really easy IF you remember it or realize it has anything to do with that little area
>>27649556
Not if I do it first anonymous
>>27649556
>>27649567
You're both going to get to smooch that horse.
>>27649567
>Not if I do it first anonymous
I'm going to do it even then
>>27649556
>>27649567
Smoocheach other
>>27649582
That is lewd
>>27649582
Only if we are both horses anonymous
>>27649510
Hey girl, anon like games for little fillies!!!
What is she concerned about
>>27649595
People posting not-horses, as well as being a not-horse.
>>27649595
that she no longer has a snootle
>>27649587
That won't happen, but you'd still be a horse.
>>27649595
Being in a shit franchise with horrible designs
>>27649615
What's horrible about her design?
She a qt
>>27649625
Everything
Remember when Twilight was a dork?
>>27649625
Looks ugly and creepy af tho just like every other eqg characters
>>27649615
>>27649629
Uh oh
The shit taste has arrived
>>27649628
Why wouldn't I remember the Saddle Row Review?
>>27649635
I'm afraid the people who like EqG are always her
>>27649629
If you think she looks creepy you must be very sheltered tbhh
>>27649652
no u
>>27649635
There are some dozen or so eqg generals, this one happens to be named 'my little pony'.
>>27649665
>piss
>ever
And EqG is literally My Little Pony you whiny manchild
>>27649665
>MY LITTLE PONY equestria girls
You were saying
>>27649635
I like what you do
>>27649635
I hope you leave
>>27649635
Cum in me
Never mind I'll take my quality posts elsewhere.
What is going on anymore.
>>27649593
It's nothing to get flustered about.
>>27649674
>ackshually
You're getting cheeto dust on me, please leave.
>>27649595
being anthro
being used as a shitpost
>>27649599
>>27649605
>>27649615
>>27649691
Foal deficiency
>>27649693
let's call her Flustershy
>>27649694
Well gee, Anon, pardon me for thinking that a movie called My Little Pony: Equestria Girls that has ponies in it and uses characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is actually a part of My Little Pony
>>27649674
I guess I'm going to incessantly post about G3.5 and tell people who don't like it that they have shit taste from now on
>>27649716
Yeah just like people who incessantly post about specific ponies or episodes and say that anyone who doesn't like them have shit taste
Welcome to 4chan, newfag
Can we not talk about that soulless franchise
Imagine being this butthurt over cute ponypeople
I'm taking lessons in how to speak filly
Can we not talk about anything that triggers me
>>27649741
go to bed Glimmer
>>27649741
That's what custom filtering is for.
>>27649740
>>27649746
How dare you suggest such a thing
Don't you know that Glimmer was RAPED on a bed?
Check your fucking privilege, you shitlord
>>27649739
Imagine being this buttthurt over people not liking Monster High 2: Slightly Worse Than Monster High
>>27649740
I said 'do my fucking lawn'.
You speaka that?
>>27649740
I want to pamper Dulce and make her happy.
>>27649762
Stop replying
>>27649761
don't reminds her
>>27649691
Degeneracy
>>27649711
What ponies lol
One is a former pony but has no hooves and prefers it that way
The only FiM has been phased out.
Literally no ponies in the film now. It should be banned
>>27649813
how did the world exist before memes
>>27649740
Comment la pouliche s'adresse-t-elle en la pouliche?
>>27649827
with prehistoric memes
>Ugh?
>UGH UGH!
>*bonk*
>heh
>>27649808
>banned
Why?
The franchise is so unprofitable that they'd be dumb not to kill it after the next movie, no need to ban it
>>27649808
These ponies lmao
Keep crying, subhuman
It won't change anything
>>27649813if only there was a way to keep you helmet wearing retards on /b/ and make you fucking stay there
>>27649703
It can get pretty lewd when ponies use riding gear on each other.
>>27649848
if i saw that i would go crazy spending the rest of my life trying to get in
>>27649839
I wonder if the animal kingdom ever memes.
inevitable pony assault
Ticky
>>27649852
uhhhhh I don't go to /b/
I go to Tumblr
>>27649864
The platypus is the Milhouse of animals
>>27649886
>>27649885
You have to wonder at some species, if they are not just the result of nature memeing on us.
>>27649904
Hmpf. She is pretty cute when you remove all the accessorizing.
>>27649904
eyebrow where?
>>27649844
How is it unprofitable?
The minis toys have been selling pretty good and so did the first and second movie. It's only the third that did mediocre
>>27649916
shes still awkward but definitely looks way better without all the stuff
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27649990
This is a really lovely scene.
In case of emergency mind break filly.
You equipped "Japanese Horse".
>>27647817
A filly's mind cannot be broken.
filly broke her entire body
Filly is having a ton of fun in rehab.
They serve pudding like, every day.
Cast the pony's bones into the bonfire to boost estus recovery.
pony fills up another estrus flask for you
why do we brainstorming?
>>27650082
>estrus flask
>drinking marejuice in the middle of a heated fight
When life gives you fillies, you make lemonade.
>>27650166
Fillies running a lemonade stand when?
>>27650200
>>27650209
2cute
>>27650209
That's cute, I want a cup!
>>27650209
made with "love"
>>27650252
of course, her and Dash hug every pitcher
MARES CAN'T BREED MARES
>>27650209
>animals welcome
>animals can't afford it
Way to go flutterbitch.
>>27650264
Sure they can. They just need magical assistance for the butt babies to take.
>>27650209
well
at least it isnt fluttermilk
>>27650300
>magical lesbian spawn
garbage
>>27650209
But she's not a filly. I feel insulted.
>>27650318
Would you prefer they came out of a mirror?
>>27650318
I know right? The fucking worst.
>>27650331
I'd prefer they just adopt a foal
lesbian horses shouldn't raise a filly
>>27650336
If there were enough foals to go around, they wouldn't resort to lesbian butt babymancy.
I want to be the mare and breed with my waifu
>>27650293
animals can just get a job
>>27650382
so can ponies
>>27650345
Why not?
Mare welcomes you.
>>27650496
that's a cat
>>27650573
you're a cat
>>27650579
>>27650496
Hi, Prenka Plop
remember that ponies aren't cats
>>27647116
Yo nigga sorry I took ages — if you're still here, here's the shitty drawing you requested.
>>27650611
hello flutterbutter
>>27650611
What a cutie
>>27648341
>flufflepuff
>still a thing
>>27650496
That's sweet of her.
>>27650611
I like my Fluttershys happy
>>27650611
This feels like cropped porn.
DAAPI
>>27650672
>"Ah, hello, my main man. Welcome to Saffron's used cell phone emporium."
>>27650675
I knew it.
>>27650675
is that what you spent your afternoon doing
drawing fluttervaginas?
>"Good afternoon I am Coriander. Would you be interested in my providings food service providings at my food providings Tasty Treat? I guarantee beatings the flavor of your current food providings with my own food providings with providings food six times quicker than your current food providingings."
>>27650733
judging by the filename that's not exactly right
>>27650733
Sounds like a good afternoon.
>>27650682
>>27650744
>it's half a cell phone shop half afood providings
>Anon walks in unsure
>Arguing in horse hindi takes place
I like foreign pones
cute > lewd
Would you aColombianmare?
>>27650611
Forearms are a bit thin and could use some shoulder imo but pretty good!
GIFF DRAW PLX
>>27650828
I don't really differentiate between all those brown taco taco types.
>>27650850
Sweetie Belle explaining that she is not for sexual
>>27650826
Why not cutelewd?
>>27650874
could be fun
>>27650874
sometimes things start out cute and become lewd
>>27649132New one later today.
>>27650893
That's the best way.
>>27650850
A couple of fillies gettin' mad
THIS MAGIC MOMENT
>"Nice human shirt, faggot!"
>>27650932
when are they gonna tie the knot
>>27650850
I WANNA SEE LUNA
>>27651021
Would they elope, or have a big ceremony?
>>27651051
I bet they'd have a fight about whether to do it in the sky or on the ground
>>27650866
>>27650866
haha le sweetie causes nuclear explosions meme!
who is this asshole thats been spamming lesbian flutterdash ships for days
>>27651058
Well Fluttershy would want all her friends and critters there too.
>>27651071
How did she do it
How does she always do it
>>27651149
>my feet is sweaty
*My feet ARE sweaty
>>27651088
a very desperate person trying to wrong what is already so very right
>>27651126
It's Twilight, kill it.
>>27651161
my feet ARE very neutral smelling
what a waste of effort
>>27651162
>a very desperate person
>post meme ships
You would know about that.
>>27651071
I'm still gonna kiss her
>>27651170
>meme ship
It's a literal ship in the show, m8
I'm going to slap the filly's butt for good luck.
>>27651181
do you know what words are
>>27651181
>>27651186
>>27651195
I guess I don't get the context of "meme" here since it's basically used to preface "something I don't like"
>>27651215
don't respond to the plebs, they won't accept facts
This is stale, don't you have any new tricks?
>>27651215
>>27651235
Porbably a flutterdashfag
>>27651071Do you like Sweetie Belle?
>>27651239
I'm gonna start drinking and maybe something amusing will come out of it
We all know that Pinkiedash is the superior Dash ship anyway.
>>27651246
>probably
It is absolutely certain at this point
>>27651255She is best CMC
>>27651259
no one really wants to be with Pinkie like that
she's a good cuddle, but that's it
>>27651259
>>27651266
Pinkie belongs to Twilight
pony should pony pony
>>27651281
This is correct
>>27651275
LOL
FUCK OFF SHOUT
>>27651257
>>27651289
>>27651275
No, fuck on, Shout.
>>27651281
>>27651288
Don't fuck Shout. You'll get herpes.
>>27651319
I want to remove her regalia
>the very first friend she made
>opposites
>both are problem solvers
How is Twinkie NOT the best?
>>27651275
This is true.
>>27651320
but harpies are cool
>>27651334
>jumping down somebody's throat and giving them a welcome party which ticks them off is now considered 'making friends'
I'm out of touch with all you kids
>it's a crack ship episode
>>27651334
>>27651334
Don't you mean twipie?
>>27651343
Harpies are cute.
>>27651374
Is Apple Bloom not sleeping with covers because of the heat?
>>27651387
That's not Apple Bloom, anon. That's Sweetie Belle.
>>27651349
When is Derpy going to date Gummy?
>>27651409
Excuse me, but I know my Apple Blooms and this is one of them.
>>27651334
what awful taste you have
>>27651426
Interspecies relationships are a no-non, anonymous.
Remember to give a lot of candy to the fillies.
>>27651463
never reply to my post ever again
>>27651507
don't have such shit taste next time
>>27651513
I told you to never speak to me
Does your top 5 episodes of pony tend to lean more towards slice of life or adventure mlpg?
Which do you think the show needs more of?
>>27651518
shit taste confirmed
>>27651522
My top five pony episodes are all good episodes.
We need more good episodes in the show.
>>27651525
Why is your taste so shit though, and why do you want everyone to know?
>>27651534
I thought you didn't want me to talk to you anymore?
>>27651522
Slice of life pls
>>27651525
You're still trying to speak to me, I told you to stop.
>>27651543
I thought Weaver became a full diaper wearing furry
>>27651543
you can move your house, retard, fuck off
>>27651531
It's a good thing this season's had at least 2 or 3 of those so far then.
>>27651558
you know nothing of pegarchitecture
>>27651567
dumb dashposter
>>27651567
I am going to smash down that pony's cloud house.
>>27651556
>became
You do realize he's been drawing animals for forever?
>>27651567
I like how their chairs have little cloud cushions on them, pegasi know comfy
>>27651594
>>27651651
what a cute little filly
Tree o'clock
Road block
>>27651716THE JUICE IS LOOSE
Filly wants to play minecraft with you.
>>27651800
FUCK CALL THE SHUTTLE!!
>>27651837
Vanilla or modded?
thick mares
>>27651845
Filly doesn't know what that means.
>>27651861
Filly is a fucking faggot
>>27651881
Filly is a little girl, that's not nice. She's just a kid.
>>27651886
Molestation isn't nice either but that won't stop me from doing that to her.
>>27651861
Does filly have a Realms server?
>>27651903
Why are you so cruel with the fillies?
>>27651961
Filly doesn't know what that is. She just started playing today and heard that you can play with friends. Do you wanna see the house she made with dirt blocks? It even has a torch in it!
>>27651975
does pony have the one ring
how long does a pony stay a filly, in human years?
you know how they age differently and granny smith is canon over 400 years old.
imagine 50 years filly
>>27651978
That sounds great. I'll just pull up a seat and watch as she shows me around for a while. We can work out playing together later.
>>27651967
The fillies are unholy abominations and should be culled.
>>27652132
>50 years of filly
That sounds great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6_Ectw4ox4
>>27652145
what the fuck is that bullshit cutiemark?
are people fucken making their own Noi OCs now
>>27652154
Put down the gun, filly!
>>27652182
you cant reason with a filly, you're dead
>>27652173
no
>>27652173
Says the filly whose cutie mark looks like it was made on deviantart
Comic when?
Starting Comic #43 storytime here:
>>27652426
I love princess Noi.
360 quickboop
>>27652429
ah shit I'm just headed to beb
guess I'll have something to read with breakfast at least
>>27652429
Nice
>>27652617
No one will be able to talk about walls without this meme popping up from now on, right?
>>27652617
You call that a reference? Now THIS is a reference.
How would you rate Comic #43 out of 10 mlpg?
>>27652641
Trump is a strong meme.
>>27652554
Avoi the Noi
>>27652688
That doesn't even make sense
>>27652707
Making sense takes effort
What fun is there in making sense
>>27652707
It makes total sense you idiot
It's basically word for word
>>27652132
It doesn't matter until we learn how long an equestrian year is compared to an earth year
>>27652707
Trump doesn't make sense either, so it fits.
>>27652748
M8, it makes no sense because it doesn't even fit in the context.
The situation isn't similar at all, it's just the words thrown randomly in something that isn't related to it in any fucking way.
Filly's squatting in your tree.
The bonsai you keep in the kitchen.
She's very adamant about it.
DORKS
>>27647833
Are sunfags just perpetually butthurt about everything in general?
Fillies are important.
>>27652770
>Build a wall
>To keep Adults out
>They're bringing homework, they're ruining naptime, and some, I assume, are good ponies
>we're gonna build a wall, and make the School Board pay for it
m8, I know Trump triggers you, but you can't just numb yourself and avoid things and pretend they aren't there
Fillies are impotent.
End of Fillyengelion begins playing loudly on the television set, cutting in right as Spike mutters "I'm so fucked up" after finishing on a comatose Rarity.
If ponies were real I'd probably be spending an inordinate amount of time posting about them on the internet.
>>27652812
Shut up.
>>27652890
But Rarity isn't tsundere.
>>27652897
>you will never listen to princesswave
Newbie Dash would've been better if Rainbow Dash became an awkward teenage filly that represented her anxiety, which would only be relieved when she let the wonderbolts gangbang her.
>>27652694
8/10. Potential.
>>27652900
>But Rarity isn't tsundere.
TsundereThighs
...and to go along with those luscious knockers, Rarity has a nice But.
>>27652812
Is everyone perpetually butthurt about Princess Molestia?
>>27652903
>listen to some AESTHETIC princesswave
>"王女天体の420 /現代のハーモニーPurinsesu Seresutia 420/Gendai no Hāmonī" comes on
>i can feel my anus becoming sore
>>27652979
couldn't she zap him with her horn?
Filly wants to come.
How do you guys feel about Flurry Heart?
>>27653125
I dont feel
>>27653125
She is cute and not a meme
I'm okay with her
>>27653125
She's pretty cute.
How do you guys feel about an adult version of Flurry Heart?
>>27653125
You mean the fairly oddbaby.
Her and that table map are both highly unnecessary.
Filly is singing her new favorite song!
Filly is yelling and bucking the walls to the tune of her new Death Metal favorite hit "Soul Night"
>>27653166
Nothing
She don't exist and I'm not a fan of the fandom
>>27653170
Agreed that the map has served ZERO purposes so far.
I like its concept, but goddamned, has it been useless. The things its having the mane six fix aren't important at all (Seriously, A goddamned curry resteraunt, or a play?), and the ONLY thing of any import its done is let starlight god mode time travel.
So its entire point has been "Starlight". And fuck that shit.
>>27653183
>and I'm not a fan of the fandom
Didnt think there were any of us left.
>>27653183
But anon, think of the adult alicorn hijinks!Think of the porn, too
Remember the Elements of Harmony
>>27648164
>writefag's face when no one likes his greentext
where are the ponos
>>27653200
Fucking hell I miss those things.
Every since they dissapeared, the other 5 have seemed beyond useless compared to twilight in two parters.
Kind of hoping we get them back in the guardians of harmony toyline in some form
>>27653215
cheek gyration is lewd
>>27653204
Something I notice this thread doesn't need to worry about. What happened to all the writing that used to be around here? I didn't even realize how little of it there was here till now.
>>27653200
wasn't that a manga
>>27653215
>>27653215
>AJ will never do this to her other cheeks
>>27653235
Why does Anon always play with the fillies only?
>>27653200
Remember how there where a bunch of episodes in S4 where Twilight and friends where fixing up Luna+Celestias old castle? And how under that castle is the harmony tree with the elements in it?
I'm guessing the writers where going to have Twilight move into that place eventually, but then Hasbro stepped in and told them to move Twilight into a Crystal Castle Princess Playset™ instead.
What is it that makes fillies so very worth it?
>>27653222
Most of it is just lewd garbage.
Aspirant is still around I hope
>>27653235
The strange thing is, despite hating snips and snails, find sugar and spice endearingly dorky/pathetic.
>>27653257
That's not really a guess, that's more or less confirmed what happened.
Because Hasbro is all like "fuck lore and stories" when it comes to producing toys instead. And they wanted a giant Crystal eyesore for twilight's castle.
(Like WTF. Twilight's castle is just ugly. Its cool to give her one, just make it LOOK NICE)
Its like comparing how shitty the ponyville express looks and how good the crystal empire's train looks, since one was made for a toy for little girls and the other wasn't. (though they could probably sell the crystal one gender neutrally to both girls and boys if they made a toy of it)
Do you dare take a ride on the ponyvator?
>>27653294
I don't want some greasy brony to try to finger my butthole
>>27653294
Those fuckers had an elevator to Equestria this whole time?
>>27653294
where does it go
>>27653215
>>27653308
Nah, it actually leads down into an incinerator.
Its how japan deals with its brony problem.
>>27653313
>>27653331
>>27653340
>>27653257
That's dumb
Why the fuck would Twilight move to a fucking abandoned castle with no one in it, in the middle of the most dangerous forest in the world, away from civilization?
Oh hey girls let's see if Twilight wants to have tea together and hope that a pack of timberwolves doesn't rip us to pieces.
I fucking hate cheek pinches.
When I was really young I had an aunt who used to visit and she had such ungodly finger strength her vise grip could tear off my face at any moment
>>27653423
yeah well, I'm still gonna pinch pony cheeks
>>27653249
They're the only ones who will
>>27653423
I don't think people understand how little it takes to hurt someone.
I will however continue to do this with ponies to establish dominance.
>>27653429
QUIT TRIGGERING ME.
This is why we need our government to control our fingers
>>27653446
What if the ponies fight back?
They have unicorns man. They can pinch you from a distance.
>>27653454bring a gun
WPSHH the pony
Pony is molting.
>>27653490
pony is molten
>>27653511
And thus, coke pony was made
>>27653527
>>27653516
unf
>>27653545
>>27653527
>>27653545
How come there's no cocaine pony?
>>27653565
>coke pony will never burp at your dick
Filly wonders why they built a highway to hell.
Or to the danger zone for that matter.
>>27647835
ahaha that/s great
>>27647879
she's a pink pony
>>27653671
>>27653671
More like she's a stink pony!
>>27648351
HABBY BIRBDAY NOBBY
>>27653681
Nah, the stinkiest pony is Moondancer.
Too many hotheads in this thread
>>27653698
that's a cute ponk
>>27653698
>namefag has the same birthday as me
O-oh well, I can just pretend this is all for me.
>>27648351
WHOA HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOBBY
>>27653710
HAPPA MWAMW ANON
>>27648351Her cutie mark looks like NO NO NO
>>27653710
YOUR BIRTHDAY A SHITwish I could get you something, Anon.
>>27653710
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON
>>27653710
Don't think of it like that, Anon. Think of it like any time you see Anon claiming it's their birthday, then you're sharing a part of that birthday with all of us.
Every. time. it. happens.
the next post gets turned into a little filly
>>27653722
PLEASE
>>27648714
>>27648710
>>27648724
>>27648685
>>27649512
that's really well done
lego and pony is a good combo
Anuuuu Pinkie Breeki
>>27653754
NOW ENTERING THE FILLY ZONE
____________________________
Mares
>>27653808
Only now? Where the hell have we been this whole time?
>>27653820
>>27653824
the demilitarized zone
>>27653825
this mare is particularly cute
>>27653825
>>27653837
kiss the pegasus
>>27653877
but I don't want feathers in my mouth
>>27653883
that's the only downside to dating a pegasus
feathers everywhere
>>27653877
on the ponut
Mare just sent you a message over AIM!
>>27653879
KISS THE RENBO
>>27653849
yes
definitely mare
>>27653886
Perfect for pillows and making little necklaces and bracelets.
Always look on the bright side of things.
>>27653916
But I haven't logged on in about 7 years.
>>27653922
>>27653916
What does ILYDYLMLDRN mean, pony?
>>27653926
I bet in between her legs looks particularly bright.
>>27653922
2fast4u
I love my mare so much
I wish everyone could love my mare as much as I do
>>27653948
so you want me to sleep with your mare?
>>27653674
yes you are a very pink pony
>>27653953
No, first come first serve
>>27653710
>>27653954
i wanna touch that tuft
Are tufts the greatest thing about pones?
>>27653972
I wouldn't say that
But I'd love to scratch them there
>>27653972
Nope.
>>27653972
It's one of the things I'm glad MLPG picked up on.
Usually it's nothing but terrible things.
>>27653972
I'd say wings are pretty great. And manes. And eyes.
>>27653981
you'd have to spend 20 minutes getting all the crumbs out of that tuft
>>27653989
and bellies
>>27653998
And bellies. How did I forget the bellies?
well then what's the worst thing about pones?
>>27654009
they seem to have a sort of questionable existence
>>27654009
Their hazing practices.
>>27654009
They aren't real
>>27654009
Legs
Too many of them
>>27654025
>well you have too many...
>shut up
>>27654009
They don't exist.
Welp. Now I feel sad and lonely again.
>>27653222
Most of it was ERPing after the end of a horse, which kind of stopped when the cooldown timer was increased and our old horses started ending up being already on page 9 when we went to a new one.
>anon, set course for the mare system
>engage
>>27653421
because that's THE castle where it all started
>>27654093
fuck off you triple dyke
we are going to the filly system
>>27654110
but that's in the neutral zone
>>27653671
U+U+U+U
>>27654139
never. this is the last horse
RIP
>>27654151
she's just sleeping
F
I
L
T
L
cuddling pony when you get a boner
what do
>>27654186
put boner in pony?
Д
>>27654189
>>27654189
>>27654189
Renovate!
I love Princess Sunset Shimmer.
I love Princess Night Glider
I love Princess Sugar Belle.