Would you have the heart to kill a spider like this if your waifu

>>27645565
>implying id kill something cute due to the irrational fear of another
>implying my waifu would be some irrational faggot in the first place
fuck you mobilefag, muh waifu is great. not some pansy like rarity.

>>27645565
>thinking Chrysalis would be afraid of a tiny spider

>>27645565
>killing qt3.14 spoideh
>I SHIGGY DIGGY DOO

>>27645565
I'd pretend to kill it.

>>27645657
This but I would hide him and make him a little outfits and build him a clay village while collecting outher spiders to keep him company

>>27645565
If I can't convince my waifu to not be a dumbass then she's not my waifu.

>>27645565
I doubt she'd want me to kill it. I mean, a keyboard-playing spider? What a discovery!

>>27645565
Why can I fuck it?

>>27645565
Why would I kill a poor spider when I could just slide a piece of paper under it and move it outside?

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>>27645713
spider is not for sexual

>>27645721
>using paper

>>27645565
>implying I would want to kill literally anything
I wouldn't have the heart to kill an ant without crushing guilt.

>>27645565
Spiders are fucking based and I'm pretty sure my waifu wouldn't ask me to hurt one. Not a Flutterfag.

>>27645565
But anon, why would I kill it?
I'm the one who put it there

>>27645565

I'm a Flutterfag so I wouldn't. Also it would be better to help her get over her irrational fear of spiders than to kill it.

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>all these fags who wouldn't do anything for their waifu

You should all feel ashamed.

>>27645903
>Flutterfag
>Thinks Fluttershy is afraid of spiders

You should be ashamed

>>27645965

Huh? Can you read? I never fucking said that. I said the opposite.

>>27645565
Not if it was friendly.

>>27645565
Man, FUCK spiders.

>>27645565
But, Fluttershy is by a heart, a lover of animals. She knows the importance of spiders, blight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkKt-9QGx-U

Fuck spiders, I'd kill it even if she wasn't scared of it.

>>27645565
Of course not, I'd do the same thing I've always done: grab a glass, a sheet of paper, pick the little guy and take him out.

>>27645565
*squints*
Is it playing chopsticks?

>>27645565
I would squash it but then freak out because I just got spider goo on the bottom of my shoe.

>>27645565
Nah man. I even feed the spiders I find around the house.

>>27645565
>Would you have the heart to kill a spider like this if your waifu was scared of it, /mlp/?
Waifus aren't real.

>>27645729
What's wrong with paper?

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>>27645565
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
I Roll
If evens I slaughter all spiders on sight. If odds I I care and befriend spiders. If dubbsI become spider

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>>27645565
>mplying a sun goddess would be scared of a little spider.

>>27647431
She is if she's fucking thumbnail sized, retard.

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>>27647458
Is this big enough for you, retard.

>>27646287
>*squints*
dont do that.

>>27646484
whats wrong with your hand?

>>27645565
Hell yes I would. I don't like spiders and it's canon that Ponka doesn't either. Fuck the fucking fucker, get me a newspaper or some Raid.

>>27646604
Ah, kawaiii ^^

>>27645565
Yeah I'd smash that shit, desu id wrestle a python if she wanted me to.

I want to expand my dong inside thumbnail pones

>>27648116
I want to expand my dong inside your thumbnail pones