Can you girls believe that last episode of MLH? I can't

too soon. too soon.

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>>27644723
Bruh

>>27644723
so ponies would upload pictures of themselves while discussing about humans?

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>>27644723

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>>27644723
>girls
Fucking humies go back to humanchan

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>>27644746
Mares do, at least.

>>27644723
>>27644746
>mlh
>post pony.png
>"no feet"
>"fucking flaiming faggot"
>"REEEEE-"
>"MOOODZ"

Kek

>>27644723
With ISIS constantly killing people, Earth being split by the left and right, and a failure to switch to renewable resources, I'm afraid the writers want to end the series, we've already had over 2,000 episodes.

>>27644785
Eh, I mostly just care about the fanfiction anyway. It's a shame that Shakespeare left the fandom

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>>27644723

World War 3 When?!!!!!

>>27644723
Trump is the best husbando.

Does anyone know the writers for this season? The show quality sure has been lacking

>>27644758
>implying stallions on the internet

>>27645074
SOON™

>>27645074
>>27645484
They've been saying that since SeasonAD1950. Not gonna happen, sister. Pretty sure they now even subtlety joke about that in show with that one game company Valve never releasing the third installment of anything, most notably with their Half-Life series.

>>27645618
Or any third game series related for that matter.

>>27644723
I thought it was just a rehash of the events in "From Paris with Love"

But of course now every Social Justice Mare is up your ass because they dared to offend the LGBT community.

>>27645751
But Team Fortress 3 just got released a few episodes ago. I think it's called "Preposition Observation" or "Understare" or something.

>>27646137
Overwatch. I've seen some humans sink hours into this game. I could simply not do that, despite being so nocturnal! I'll stick to the good old saltlick and the arcade.

Celestia, why cant the show just end? I'm only on the ride for the Putin x Obama ship and the porn.

Post lewd humans

OK gals, just hear me out. What if one of Tesla's crazy inventions transported you to his laboratory? How would you get his hot monkey D?

So, anyone heard what the new "Sapien Gals" Movie is going to be like?

I heard they got Eli Rottington to write the script and I am afraid it is going to be another Everfreee Holocaust.

>>27644723
>Roleplaying
Delete this.

>>27646293
Humans are not for sexual!

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>>27646293

>>27646822
Are we assuming our horns still work or...

>>27646822
Ok, Trixie, stop.
This is getting ridiculous.
You're beyond obsessing.

>>27647667
w-woah...

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>>27647667
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD!!!!

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>>27646822
>tfw Tesla only loved pidgeons, not ponies

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>>27644723

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...are you fillies seriously still wasting time with humans when "Earth Stallions" just came out?
Give it up, horses are the real deal
>inb4 no hands

>>27647764
sure is winter in here.

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>>27647764
Not gonna happen, it's all hype but no appeal.
Nothing is ever going to replace mlh.
The drive never ends.

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>>27644723
keep calm and husbando

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>>27644723
>a fucking roleplay thread again

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>you'll never get man handled by your soldier husbando when he returns from defeating ISIS
>you'll never get to comfort your president husbando after what happened after the mid season finale
>you'll never taste the salty sweat on his neck while he makes love to you
Why even live girls?

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And here they are again. The edgy fillies. Tainting my cute show about cute hairless apes doing cute shit with their edgy warcrap.

Girls, seriously, if you want to see warcrap I'm pretty sure there are lots of griffin cartoons for that. I mean, that's all their shows are about (that and crotchtits)

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>>27648215
>warcrap
They were having fun during the first couple of wars. Look how happy he is.

>>27648215
Do you know where you are, sister?
If you wanted your cutesy itty bitty humans you'd go to EarthDaily
Let the mature mares have their fun

By the way, does anyone know if Twilight posted any new fanfics? Its been a while...

>>27648236
>unsheats horn
>"kukukuku...nothin' personnel, foal"

>>27647764
those designs are fucking hideous, but the new toys look nice.

>>27648249
>new
As if the previous ones weren't all the same shit all over again. "Blah blah blah, science, blah blah blah, muh faithful student, blah blah blah, the giant throbbing cock of Flash Sentry..."

I mean those fics are even BEYOND Mary Sueism. They are a Mary Sueism of their own. Twilight Sueism, you could say.

>>27647667
u-unff...
excuse me girls, Im going to go wash off after that

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>>27648249
Everyone knows Butterscotch is the better fanfic writer. We all know it's Fluttershy, why doesn't she just say it?

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>>27647657
>Delete your account!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS TO DELETE THIS MCFUCKING ROLEPLAY THREAD?

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>>27648325
>butterscotch
>better
Darling, that stallion has no taste in its writings. It is all so distastefully lewd and gruesomely detailed.
Where are the good writers? Where is the flash of color, the settings of intrigue and wonder, the touch of forbidden love and the helplessly romantic?
Honestly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
And it isn't Fluttershy! Those unfunded rumors do nothing but hurt the poor dear's feelings!
>butterscotch
The nerve on some mares...

>>27648236
I'll never forgive them for killing off my husbando!

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>>27648418
I feel you. Given his antics I'm surprised he lived as long as he did though.

>>27647667
L-Lewd!

So, hi, sisters!
Is this the thread where we post pics of our plots and talk about boys?

Because, me and my br- SISTER just got back from our, uh, plotology seminary and are totally willing to put our knowledge to test...

Also, yay, girl power.

The show jumped the shark when the US ascended into a super power.

Which is sad. I really liked the storyarcs with it before

>>27644785
Well G1 was better, had more lore. I mean I miss that whole episode with Odysseus. Witches, cyclops and sirens? Then the whole trojan war arc was badass.

>>27648515
>new from humanchan
lurk moar dyke.

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>>27648515
Snips, Snails, do you really want me to call your parents again?

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>>27648135

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>ywn ride into glorious battle with America's greatest president upon your back
Why even live?

>>27649049
>rough rider
They did that on purpose, didn't they?

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Who here /hype/ for the election episode?

Post your Trump gear girls!

>>27648410
I seriously don't know how the writers could make Macri Argentina's president

>>27649049
ride you any way he wants?

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The show is shit now, I don't now why you keep watching it. How do you go from this...

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>>27649655
to this?

>>27649663
We're clearly supposed to hate this stupid zigger

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>>27649655
to this?

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>no mares talking about the new husbando material they introduced
Sure he was a one shot, but most of them are.

>>27649106
You walk around like that in public? By Celestia, Pinkie.... You can be so bucking cringy sometimes.

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Best car coming through!

Hey, ponies! Stallion anon here (don't ask me out) Who is your favorite human?? I can't choose between them, they're all so perfect~~ x3

>>27650568
By Celestia, can't you formulate your own opinion?
The series is long, you have more than enough material to do so.
Winter Wrap Up came early...

>>27650568
>(don't ask me out)
where do you think we are?

nobody wants you, it's all HMD here.

>>27644723
Don't you find it crazy how the British government was just overthrown by the Paki scum halfway through last season? These new writers are really strange.

>>27650680
They're just trying to make Britain relevant again. They haven't been doing much since they lost all their colonies.

What did you think of that movie where they go to an alternate universe where everyone is a pony?

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>>27650029
>one shot
more like fifty shot

>>27651217
I can't get into this ridiculous plot anymore, gals. I mean, there is a SUPER disease spreading around South America, and they STILL have the Olympics there.
This is obviously going to be a corrupt government episode, and it will try to force feels. I'm not going to watch the whole Zika arc

>>27651287
whoopsie, didn't mean to reply

By Celestia, the E3 episode was shit this season.

Why do you ponies even like these filler arcs?

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>>27651217
Guess you could say he was triggered[/ spoiler]

>>27651486
High hopes of getting good husbando material

>>27650957
> no hands
It was an abomination and it didn't even make sense, like it was Equestria but not? And all the pony versions of characters were still flesh colored instead of them designing cute pastel coats for them like normal ponies so it weirded me out, like they were aliens. I don't get why the Neighponese loved it so much.

>>27651486
This was pure fanservice.
All these hands

>>27651622
They look so lewd moving their fingers all over the controller so fast
>inb4 greasy gamer fetish

What do you humies think of anthro?

>>27651665
Go full homo sapien or go home.

>it's a roleplaying thread

Girls, we need some green of the Monkey D. Literally a whole thread an no green. My mare bits can't handle this!

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>>27647667
Jared is not for sexual you filly fucker!

>>27647764
Looks like it's winter again.

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>>27653217
Did you not watch last season or what? Jared is entirely for sexual.

>>27650034
mud pony's are always cringy.

Hello girls; I hope that we get another "Cola Wars" subarc, some of the merchandise they released to go with that was amazing

So, who was the best villain so far in your opinion?
I really loved Vlad the Impaler and Elisabeth Bathory.

>>27654082
Of all time or just recently? Angela Merkel is playing a pretty intense hoof right now. It really looks like they're building her up to be something huge. I really hope it's not another let down like they did with Kim Jong Il. They really dropped the ball when they killed him off and let his son take over. Now the North Korea arc is stuck in an unending hiatus, that they sometimes mention just to keep them semi-relevant.

>>27646196
PutBama? We know who's the keel in that ship.

>>27654200
Really? Merkel of all things? I consider her more of an unintentionally sympathetic minion, seeing how Erdogan is playing her like a fiddle.
Speaking of Erdogan, am I the only one who thinks he is just a turkish expy of Hitler?

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Hey girls what was your favorite arc? Mine was the French revolution

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>>27654442
>French revolution
That doesn't have shit on the Sengoku Jidai

>>27648374
@hillarwhinny

>>27650022
Too soon.

>>27648135
>>27648992
I just can't handle it.

>>27651657
>You will never have Cheeto-coated fat fingers going through your mane
>You will never ask Him what his power level is
>To which he will respond "over 9000, m'lady"
>You will never sniff his semen encrusted cargo shorts or lick his fedora
>You will never fight his fat folds to get down to waist-level with him
>He will never penetrate you with his 3-inch long purple human dong

Cya ponies, I'm out for real this time

>>27654516
Do not associate Harshwhinny with that cow pls.

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>>27655231

JUST SHUT UP

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That show is for little colts... You're all marefillies.

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>>27650045

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>>27654082
Hitler had such a great backstory. I think he was one of my personal favorites and I don't think he did anything wrong.

>>27655496
Get the fuck out or give the show a try you little fucking foal. You do know you have to be at least 18 to post here right?

>>27648281
Hey, those aren't actually written by m-Twilight Sparkle! Well, not all of them.

Some of them are good quality, though. Not like SpectralStream or whatever her username is. I mean, seriously, the poor quality of writing is absurd! Not to mention the blatant self-insertion.

>>27648418
A shame they didn't kill him off with dignity like they did Voss. That was probably my favorite episode of that season.

Why nopony write green?

>>27655806
Because most green is garbage. Have you read that "Slavery is Mandatory" thing? It turned into an overly long MLK hatefic

Can't wait for the season finale!
Everthing is getting so tense, I'm sure there will be a big showdown.
You should pay attention to the recurring background characters, it seems like the writers have something in store for them.

>>27655815
>It turned into an overly long MLK hatefic
Martin Luther King hatefic?

>>27656474
Celestia, I would totally read that

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Quick, post best human! My husbando is clearly superior to yours.

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>>27656792
Filly please...

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>>27656811
Are you implying that Chris Hemsworth is better than Raiden? How is it possible to be that dumb? Post even one human better than Raiden, don't worry, I'll wait.

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>>27656792
He's so handsome

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>>27656824
>literally who vs top human
kys my man

>>27656792
>>27656820
>>27656837
Your husbando isn't real... Not even in the MLH world.

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>>27656843
>MGS story line
>not canon
I want Patriots to leave.

>>27656850
It's a video game in their world, you silly foal. How delusional can you be?

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>>27656853
>Standard, generic, absolutely unoriginal Anon vs the only human EVER to literally throw a 12000 ton robot in the air like it was nothing, run up missiles, run straight down a clock tower, kill a fucking Senator jacked up on nanomachines, ect.
Nice try Anonfag
>>27656856
None of them are actually real you idiot, so why should I care? Sounds like youre just mad because your husbando is a shit compared to mine.

>>27656885
Another husbando fag. Did you just get out of school? Don't make me call Cherilee.

We need some ponyXhuman greens here

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>>27656955
Oh no! Is someone mad because she picked a shitty husbando? Sam perhaps? Oh you silly little foal, theres no reason to be so mad just because you have SHIT TASTE.

im a human

>>27656979
Timestamp or GTFO

>>27656979
nice try, dyke
attentionwhorse

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>>27656985

>>27657009
Nice plushie

>>27657009
Oh sweet, a drawfag itt
can you do some ponyxhuman bellyrubs?

>>27657009
Where did you buy that?
I need that for reasons.

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>>27656967
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT'S WINTER AGAIN, GET OUT YOU HAVE TO BE ATLEAST 18 TO POST HERE YOU FOAL!

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>>27657009
Show us your dick. I know just the mare who'd like to see it.

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>>27657167
Note that you haven't posted your husbando yet, likely because you know yours suck compared to mine. Fuck off newfilly

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>>27657193
Adolf Hitler is my husbando bitch. GET KEKED!!!

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>>27657230
HAHAHAHAHA
>A lonely, ugly, fail artist turbo autist who completely failed at his mission despite having everything lined up for him due to horrible fucking tactical decisions
>Vs
>The guy who cut his own arm off to save his friend
>the guy you stopped a fucking submarine the size of a small city with only one arm after cutting off said arm
>Who single handedly took down one of the largest PMC's in the world
Fucking kill yourself nazimare

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>>27657296
Your husbando is a robot that doesn't have a dick. BOOOM BITCH GET FUCKED!

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>>27657340
>Your husbando is a robot that doesn't have a dick
How the hell do you know that? He has other unessicary things for a cyborg (teeth, non-artifical eyeballs, hair) so why not a dick? Your husbando is canonicaly dead, and everyone hates him. Your husbando is a fuck up, mine is the greatest human to ever live, plus he comes with a robot dog, a Sombrero, and a motorcycle. Does yours? Boom bitch.

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>>27654442
The French arcs were easily the best. By Celestia, even the fan-fiction about them were top-tier.

I never understood why the other countries always picked on them in the later seasons.

>>27657393
My husbando leads a country and can get pretty much anything he wants. Choke on a cock you foal.

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>>27657442
>my husbando lead a country to its destruction then killed himself like a faggot
FTFY
My husbando is his own man, he doesn't define himself by country. He defends the weak, and he has taken down whole countries/organizations to do so, something your shitty husbando could never do.

>>27657393
Say what you want, but at least his husbando is canon.

Having fanfic characters as husbandos is the pinnacle of autism.

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best husbandu. no question

>>27657528
Hey it's CritiKal

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>>27657513
None of that makes any sense. How can you make a fanfiction of your own show, when you don't even know you're on a show? At best it's a story inside of a story, which has no less validity than the original story. Post more best human.

>>27650568
>Stallion
>On /mlh/
Sure...

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>>27657544
Bah, he's not even best human in his own story.

Step aside, bitch, for best Metal Gear husbando.

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>>27657625
>horrible operator
>always creepily hitting on random ass chicks
>won't stop smoking even when it's fucking up his health
>looks like hes 60 something despite only being 30 or so
>couldn't fight his brother without some shitty nanomachines
>totally let down meryl
>killed big boss for no fucking reason
>was a tool of the patriots
>literally has the shitty genes in the family
Come on man, you're not even trying.

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>>27657684
Also,
>just gave up and was going to die when his brother beat him, until BEST HUSBANDO cam in and saved his ass by stopping a small city sized submarine WITH ONE FUCKING ARM, sacrificing himself for his friend.
Clearly worst MG human.

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>>27656885
Choke on a thundercloud!
Anon is BEST human!

>You wake up to the crackling sound of the fireplace and you let your gaze wander through the room, which is painted in warm orange and yellow colours by the fire.
>Outside of the window snowflakes fall down from the black sky.
>With a deep breath you inhale the warm air through your nostrils.
>You make out the sweet scents of vanilla and cinnamon and your absolute favorite...
>You hold your breath for a second and strech slightly before you exhale.
>The sound of a closing books.
>"Are you awake?"
>You have a good yawn before you reply,
"No I'm still asleep."
>"And why is that?"
"Because this must be a dream." you say while snuggling your head deeper iside his lap and close your eyes again.
>You can feel him move around a little bit.
"Don't do that."
>"Fine."
>The gentle sensation of his hand on running down your shoulder.
>His tender and yet firm hands on your coat feel like someone was petting you with a cloud engulfed in silk.
>No comparisson to the hard hoofs of ponies.
>When his hand reaches your belly a little moan escapes your lips.
>He chuckles.
>"You are so cute when you do that."

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>>27657711
Saitama is obviously best husbando, he kills everything in one punch, is basically a god, and is nigh invincible.

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>>27657761
I'm getting wet. Continue.

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>>27657775
You know who else was "fucking invincible"? Sundowner. And what happened to Sundowner? Sundowner got his head cut off by Jack the Ripper. Name one thing your husbando can do that mine can't. I dare you.

>>27657775
Some mare's already claimed him at thehumanhusband, right?

>>27657528
yes! YEEEEEES!
Finally somepony with a good taste!

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>>27651486
Link is cute! CUTE!!

>>27650022
Way too soon.

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>>27657823
He can kill a god with one punch. Bam bitch!

>>27657832
They can share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVqS0ntI_GU

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>>27657528
nice pick Anonymare. Celestia-teir husbando

So, anyone having an idea what happened with the Illuminati?

I mean, what was that all about? First the writers make this entire thing with Weißhaupt up, then they hint on the idea that he replaced Washington (which was totally inspired by the Canterlot Wedding, I tell you) and then nothing?
Come on man. We are waiting for over 300 episodes for them to return.

btw, is it true that Chesse Sandwich is going to have a VA role next season?

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>>27657684
He has a bigger health bar.

I can't help being a size princess.

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>>27658014
>He can kill a god with one punch
My husbando is strong enough to throw a 12000 ton robot into the air like it's nothing, he could literally punch the head off of anything. Bam bitch. Try again.

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>>27658176
Holey smokes! Princess Luna you weeb I know it's you!

>>27658202
My husbando could easily kill your husbando. Do you even know what "ONE PUNCH" even means. Seriously at this point your just embarrassing yourself. Your husbando is complete shit, now get the buck off this board little filly.

>>27658221
>implying it's not Celestia

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>>27658221
N-No, it's not me. GTBO.

You girls sure do love the arcs about Europe and the Americas, I get that. What did y'all think about the XIII Century arc?

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>>27658246
Sweet Celestia, are you actually retarted? In order to punch my husbando, he has to catch him first you donkey. My husbando is fast enough to run at Mach 2, and is agile enough to RUN UP FUCKING MISSLES. How the fuck is your Mary Sue character even going to touch him? He'd get his arm Zandatzued in a second. Go back to humanchan you dumb filly.

>>27658250
Luna sits around clopping and playing games all the time while her sister does all the work. Trust me it's Luna.

>>27658266
You are the worst Princess. You almost destroyed Equestria.

>>27658303
Even if he can't catch him, your husbando can't kill him. Saitama can survive being punched by a fist traveling at mach 5 and survive without a scratch. Your husbando can get killed by a mach 1 punch. Your husbando is shit plus you spelled retarded wrong you dumb foal.

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>>27658332
I never said Raiden would punch your shit husbando to kill him you brain dead donkey. He'd Zandatsu the fuck outta One Shit Man, he wouldn't even stand a chance. There's no way your husbando could even catch mine to punch him, Raiden is wayyyy to fast for that. Admit it, your husbando fucking sucks.

>>27658311
>implying all of us basement dweller neet mares wouldn't appreciate an eternal night

>>27658378
You do realize you'd need the strength of 100 Gods to even scratch my husbando right? Seriously you are so dense.

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>>27658443
>Not understanding the strength of Jack the Ripper with the HF Blade in Zandatsu mode
Celestiadamn, you're fucking dumb, aren't you. One Shit Man would get sliced to a million fucking peices before he could even blink.

>>27658485
One Punch Man can't die. Dumb bitch.

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>>27658520
While he may be a hhhuuugggeeee Mary sue, he's still a human you dumb bitch. That means he can in fact die. Just because he hasn't met anyone strong enough doesn't mean no else can do it. Jack is the faster one, the stronger one, the smarter one, and the more agile one. Kill yourself you donkey.

>>27658563
>the stronger one
You are seriously making me laugh right now. MY HUSBANDO IS LITERALLY THE "ONE PUNCH MAN".

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>>27658596
And my husbando is literally Mr. Lightning, the FUCKING RAIN TRANSFORMED
My husbando threw a fucking 12000 TON METAL GEAR IN THE AIR LIKE A RAG DOLL. HE COULD LITERALLY PUNCH SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF WITH BARELY ANY EFFORT. Fuck off.

>>27658520
You know they write them like that to make fun of us, right

>>27658628
I CAUGHT THAT ANDREW YOU TRIPFAGGOT. JUST LIKE YOUR HUSBANDO, YOU'RE MUCH TOO SLOW

>>27658628
That's what every monster in "One Punch Man" is like and Saitama kills them all. Your in denial. At this point your just trying to have a pissing match even though I've already won.

>>27658637
I'll have you know that my name Is Lilly Blossom.

>>27658648
You still have yet to prove me wrong Andrew. Jack is way faster, way stronger, and way smarter. There's no pissing match, now it's just me kicking a dead foal

MLH? Isn't that a show for little fillies?

>>27658706
Whatever there's no way to prove your side of the argument or mine. They're just fictional characters, and they've never fought either. Can we just discuss MLH now?

>>27658744
Get off our board.

>>27658744
>doyouknowwhereyouare.tiff

>>27656837
Fairly certain that is a young Joseph Stalin by the way

>>27658770
It's what I was trying to do earlier about the XIII Century arc, but then a husbando war showed up.

This is why we can never have a good green general.
All of you autistic mares go around making a fuss each time your husbando is mentioned.
We get it, it gets you wet.
Now go to Tartarus and let the rest of us have some fun.

>>27658706
And we know that is you, Rainbow Dash.
Take your "awesome husbando" somewhere else, you edgy filly.

>>27658795
Ok well if we can ignore that silly filly, I actually really liked the mafia and crime family archs for the American seasons. Also Cleopatra was the only good female leader in the show, the rest sucked.

What do you like about MLH?

>>27658843
I always thought that the Iron Maiden was a great leading lady...

>>27658311
>Shit talking a princess
Royal Guard is knocking at your door, get carriaged

>>27658856
The stamina.

>>27658843
There really weren't a lot of female leaders in the show, but I did like Boudica. Sacking Roman cities in Britain was pretty awesme.

>>27657761

>With that notion your cheeks feel like they are on fire.
"Whatever..."
>And when his hand reaches your flank the warmth seems to spread to other places too...
>You bite your lip.
>And just before it reaches your haunches it goes back towards your belly.
>This time a little more to the center.
>Instinctively you clench your thighs
>And fail to supress another moan.
"S-Stop it, please."
>His finger does circles on your belly.
>Slowly going a little more south with every full circle.
>"Make me stop."
>All you do is clench your tighs and bite your lip as his hand finds its way back to your flank.
>Your breath get depper and heart starts to race.
>The warmth and the pressure of his hand sliding down your leg down to your knee and up on the backside of your leg back to your haunches sends shivers of pleasure through your body.
>Each shiver is accompanied by little moan.
>He said something about stopping but your mind is focused on this sweet sensation right now.

>>27658909
Yeah she rocked.

>>27658916
Don't stop... please.

>>27658917
Did you like the XIII Century?

>>27658916
Write faster filly!

>>27658965
Not really I did like a few of the characters though.

>>27659008
I think it got real heated, but I did get disappointed by the Toluid Civil War. Tore apart muh favorite country in MLH.

>>27658928
>>27659002
Okay, okay!
I'm trying my best here!

>>27659037
Listen to your mare pussy. It knows you want to type faster.

>>27654082
I really liked Hitler. The way that he rose the German people up from nothing then tried to give them more! That's some fetish material right there. Like you're both done but then he starts going again. GUGH! SO hot!

>>27659037
What this fillyfooler>>27659047 said

>>27659062
Be right back, gotta clean the marecum off my keyboard.

>>27655567
Twi. Stop shitting on Cadence's fics. She's a better writer. At least she's had a real stallion, once in her life.

>>27657009
Hi fellow Humans!

>>27653846
well dyke, coke or pepsi?

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>>27658841
Celestia damn it, buck off Fluttershy, Sam still fucking sucks compared to Jack, how many times do I have to tell you this?

>>27657230
OMC, did someone actually write an entire book about his backstory? I mean I know that he spent time in a prison in Munich but I didn't know that someone actually wrote all that. Honestly, that one fifteen minute scene with all the concentration camps was really not cool. I think that the writers were just trying to be really edgy and shit bu it didn't work out well. I mean, I like edge but that just made my stomach turn and cringe.

Does anypony ever dream of finding a cute little girly stalion who likes MLH as much as you... and then like totally jamming your horn up his but until he cums?

>>27659166
Hot, turn it into green you fillyfooler.

>>27659144
Yeah there are lots of ponies who think that way (including me) but yes there are several fanfics about why he wasn't bad.

>>27659166
Green.

>>27659144
Not just one book. There was actually a second part that went into his psyche and politics.

Though Hitler-fanfillies are not the worst. I heard of that one mare who actually was so fond of that entire Lenin and Marx shit they came up as counterargument in the Russian arc, she created her own communistic little town where no one was allowed to have a cutie mark. Who does that?

>>27659190
Only silly fillyfoolers who don't understand how the real world works.

>>27659190
Idunno. I bet that backwards mares town doesn't even have internet or tv.

>>27644778
>Which human is you're humando, ponon?
>ZOMBIE EPISODE CONFIRMED
>lol MANhattan, get it? because they're huMANs haha, Hasbuck is clever with the puns
>Vegetarian Human General: Leaves Edition
>Peter Pie is best human, and Al P. Jackson is here too!

I want to cum inside Neil Patrick Harris!

>>27659208
>horsecock or GTFO

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Vault Dweller is best Fallout: Earth protagonist

>>27659206
>>27659215
>Post pecks pls. Peck thread?
>>inb4 someone posts Peter's moobs
>you will never be the little boy
>feels bad pone

>>27659190
Yeah, I remember reading something about that in the Sun. I don't know how many of you get the paper but apparently she was going to be charged s a war criminal or something before she escaped.

Also, having Hitler kill himself was just fucking lazy. Honestly, they could have done so much more with him. I honestly did like the fact that they had him put the gun to his head then it cut to the outside of the door with a gunshot. Then they were doing this whole thing about warning the Americans and the Russians what he could have disguised himself as. They could have done so much more. I remember all the shit that happened when they confirmed at Humicon that Hitler actually did die.

Buck me if I don't know all the names of the factions. I might be more autistic then I thought.

>>27659229
No. I want to eat out Moira Brown. Then I want boon to shove his human cock up my butt. I want to be a good pony for Boon.

>>27659229
Lone Wanderer fillyfooler. Did you even read the whole fic or did you quite when you learned it's longer than War and Ponies?

>>27659231
Please!

Lets all agree on one thing:

The comics are still worse than anything the showwriters any came up with.

I mean, have you read "Siege of Leningrad"?

But what to expect of WhiteHay? Remember when he had that awesome pet issue going on with Hachiko? And then he screwed it over by letting the dog die at the end.

>>27659260
>Butt play

What are you? A little homocolt

>>27659276
My favorite comic was about those big bombs humans invented and then used them on those Ponese, sorry I mean Japanese humans.

>>27659276
Buck you Leningrad was awesome! The second one, anyway. So many tanks! To see the Germans and Soviets slugging it out! Oh MARE!

>>27659281
>implying any colts are on /mlh/
>implying /mlh/ is not populated by anything but lonely horny mares

>>27659276
FUCKING WHITEHAY!

>>27659281
Yes, I want to be a good little homocolt and swallow all of Boons cum.

>>27659265
You're just a pleb that didn't read the first two. Seriously, just go lay in the Everfree forest and wait for the manticores, you lesbian.

>>27659302
You are not a stallion. You have tricked nopony. You are sad. You should feel sad. Go away...

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>tfw can't post the rest of this set because Celestian image stable
buck my life

>>27658916
>When his hand reaches your backside he starts to do cirles again.
>Each getting closer and closer to your sensitive area.
>As his finger finally touches your clit you are already panting.
>"Don't worry. Just let yourself go."
>Words which you know but any meaning seems to fade away.
>You are starting to feel wet as his finger runs down the edges of your vagina.
>Drawing in closer and closer.
>When his fingertip enters you, your whole body seems to be pulsating.
>Electrizity runs through your brain while he pulls out sliding it along your vagina just to push it in again.
>Every time a little bit deeper.
"Aaahh, aaaahhh!"
>Your rump seems to be moving towards his finger on autopilot.
>And in a surge of extasy joy and warmth shoots through your whole body.
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
>"You are cute, even when you do that."
>You don't have enough air in your lungs to give a proper anser.

So... anyone ever heard of those rumors regarding an actual gate to Earth?
And I don't mean the old "kill yourself" meme.

I have a cousin who works as a royal guard at the Crystal Empire and according to him, Princess Celestia once send a mirror from Canterlot there. Then some shit happened and Princess Twilight was supposedly gone for three days and when she was walking down a corridor, my cousin heard her say something about hands.

My cousin wanted to look deeper into it, but unfortunately the mirror was gone some time after the entire Tirek thing.

Guys... is it possible that Celestia has a magic portal to our dreamworld?

>>27659321
I wish I was...

>>27659329
SAUCE????????? I want to clop tonight.

>>27659335
Moar please, my snatch demands it!

>>27659336
Bullshit she was probably just yanking your chain.

>>27659338
>hay dispensing
herdle it and get the buck out of here, newfilly

Okay, hooves up: Worst fanfic of all time i "Fall of Humanity" am I right?

I just can't stand this misanthropic bullshit about weird monsters from the stars coming to Earth and enslaving all humans, turning the men into mindless rotting zombies and the women into incubators.

And I think I am not the only one. Remember that movie they highlighted once, Independence Day"? Yeah, I think that was meant as a giant fuck you to the people who like that Alien shit.

>>27659354
Im working on it!
Its kinda hard to type without unicorn magic...

>>27659379
I don't care what you hitlerfags say, Mein Kampf was a shitty fanfic.
Even Anne Frank's diary was better than that piece of horse shit.

>>27659379
Great Expectations was the best fanfic ever even though all it had were OC's.

>>27659379
Past Sins, easily.

President Clive Ester was so fucking out of character, and Tim Light also doesn't fucking act like that. And Nick, don't even get me started on him. What a shitty self-insert little boy. I bet the author has sonfu fantasies and tried to make Nick as perfect as possible.

>>27659335
Keep typing, I am about to cum with the force of an Alicorn's combat magic.

>>27659406
I actually enjoyed those Discworld fanfics myself a lot. Yeah I know how weird it is to make fanfics about humans that pretty much live in a world like ours, but I thought they had a great charm to it.

I was extremely saddened when I heard that the writer died.

>>27659425
same here sister

>>27659335
I'm going to need to wash my chair after this... again. I should really get bucking fake leather chairs. Y'all know how hard it is to get marecum out of cushions! Seriously how do the rest of you handle cleaning up after you... you know... gush?

The gun fight between Tim and Stan in The Tattoo Re-mark was great, right?

And god Robert Dash is so cute as a kid!

>>27659465
>implying i don't have an stallion to clean up for me

>>27659475
unf

>>27659379
Worst has to be that one The Thing! I mean Thing would NEVER try to assimilate everyone. And Thing had so many opportunities to get that monkey D. And then they BURNED Thing. Poor Thingy.

>>27655815
SiM is a hatefic?

>>27659475
You're browsing /mlh/... No honey, you don't have a stallion. Though you probably have a badhuman Stallion shoved up your snatch right now. Luna knows I do...

>>27659475
L-lewd, fillyfooler.

>>27659515
those are really expensive.

>>27659515
I can have one... As long as i don't tell him i'm into this.
I have my Lenin bodypillow hidden lel.

>>27659417
At least it is fucking over by now.
Unlike the Human POV series.

Seriously, ever read that shit?

Look, I agree that "Return of Occultism" wrapped up Cthulhu's first appearance abruptly. And yes, I wanted to get more into how our Men 6 would get emotionally more through being twisted by him and his kind. But in Celestia's name, the author jus won't stop.

By now he has tried to integrate every single generation of the franchise into his story, to the point he created an alternate reality to showcase a world where the American War of Independence never happened, just to integrate it into his canon and the show.
Right now his shit is five times as long as Fallout:New Vegas and all I can think is the following:

We get it, Nyarlathotep is the ultimate evil. Now let Tim just kick him back to the edge of the universe.

>>27659489
Wasn't Thing just an r-rated version of the Smooze? Or am I confusing it with the Blob.

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>>27659336
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>27659559
Yeah it was. Pretty cheesy if you ask me.

>>27659529
Yah, buck me right!? But it's SOOOO worth it. It feels just like I'd imagine a human would feel. Oh and it's not too small or too big you know. I can just sit on it and grind it for HOURS. You gotta get one. It even comes in different colors.

>>27659531
The second he finds your Lenin-senpai he'll drop your fillyfooler plot in a heartbeat... or if he doesn't could we ... you know... have a threesome? I'd bring my little human too!

>>27659587
Please stop making this buildup for poneanon's green that much worse.

>>27659587
I'll save up then, it sounds great.

>>27659559
The Blob... Some even have a festival each year where they reenact the Blob... or well there's a cool fanfic about it anyway...

>Tfw you'll never get to run out of a movie theater with a bunch of Humans

>>27659600
>tfw those humans will never drag you into a dark alley and use your body to their liking

>>27659590
I can't help it. I need a human to buck me so bad!

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>>27659605
>mfw
Seriously why live?

>>27659605
>all this >rape fantasy
>everythingaboutthismakesmewanttocream.jpg

>>27659533
He should have ended it like he promised after season 5

>>27659605
Why live...

Would it be possible for us to have foals with a human? With magic perhaps?
I would love to have a foal with my husbando...

>>27659614
Because maybe oneday we'll magic up a human... that's the hope anyway!

Also, can I just ask, what the fuck is with this series and them just killing everyone that's good? Even the okay ones? I mean, it's starting to look like A Tail of Nice And Lyre (<Fucking Lyra writing that shit) and with no end in sight, they might just kill everyone and then be like "That's it, nuke the world. We're done. No more series!"

>>27659627
>pregnancy fantasy
>tfw you will never carry the children of your husbando

>>27659627
i don't think the the baby would look good. Plus Twilight plus if a pig and a cow can't make offspring what makes you think one of us ponies and a human can?

>>27659627
>Wanting foals
>Not wanting him to just cum in you dozens of times without worrying.
>Thinking any kind of offspring would actually be accepted

Filly you're cray

>>27659648
I swear to Celestia if they give it a shitty ending like that, I will hurt somepony!

>>27659652
>he will never rub you swollen belly.

>>27659654
Because it's a nice fantasy... And I'm surew that magic will find a way.

>>27659335
>"So are you ready for the main dish?"
"Wha-What do," you take a deap breath, "you mean?"
>"There is a second round."
"Ohh, Celestia! Please."
>With a smile he places his hand softly under your head and raises it just enough to move his body away, before he gently puts it back down on the warm leather of the couch.
>"This time I'm going to have some fun too."
>He gets around you and lifts your back up onto unsteady legs.
>Your head is now inside the leather couch. Your frontleg trying to stop you from tumbling to the side.
>And your exposed behind is stretched out.
>This would be so embarrassing, if you would care anymore.
>You can hear the sound of his belt being opened and his trouseres being pulled down.
>The scent of musk floods your mind and a shiver runs down your spine, down to your shaking legs.
>One hand gets a firm grip of your flank.
>He starts to rub your clit with the other.
>Whith every stroke you give a little moan.
>Then he stops for a moment.
>Your exposed vagina is cooled down by the air before you can feel something large touching it again.
>His dick is sliding along your slit.
>Up and down always giving a little push in the middle.
>And with every time your moans grow louder, and louder.
>You are already panting, while you can feel how your throbbing cunt gets spread apart with every push.
>And as his tip enters you feel like you are on flames.
>You can hear his breathing get heavier too.
>The feel of his his hands on your flank, grabbing tightly onto you, robs you of all thoughts.
>There is nothing left but the sensation of his cock drilling deeper and deeper inside your hole.
>With every thrust wave of pleasure and ecstasy force their way through your whole body.
>And your ecstatical moan turn into lustful screams.
"Aaaahh AAAAhHh AAAHHH"

>>27659648
They might always bring one or two really good ones back! Imagine if Hitler came back to buck up Putin!

>>27659663
I'll help.

>>27659684
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MUCH HYPE FOR THAT!!! Imagine that he did that cryo-thing where he gets all frozen then takes back his Reich with the help of Putin! Oh my LUNA that would make a fantastic season finally!

>>27659667
>he will never tenderly show his affection for you, his wonderful mare
>>27659677
I think my neighbors heard me. Buck.

>>27659677
Oh yes! Please continue this so good! Buck I'm wet right now.

>>27659677
I can so tell you're clopping with one hoof and writing with the other. Get graphic gurl! I want the juicy details.

>>27659587
If he doesn't like my Lenin i'll be the one to drop him on a heartbeat.
And regarding your request... Only if you little human is Stalin.
Stanin is best ship <3

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>>27644758

>>27659720
It's my fist try writing fapfic.
And it' rather difficult with this wet chair...

>>27659711
It'd be soooo awesome! But Hitler would never ally with Putin. No he'd take Germany (Seriously so many man puns) and take all of Europe. Do you see those tanks the Germans have!

>>27659713
>>27659713
Wait... That scream was you? Because I just heard a mare scream.

>>27659728
Like, I get the StalinXLenin ship but why no ChurchillXanything? I mean, he's sexy, right? I mean sure he has a stutter but imagine what a stuttering tongue could do between your legs?

>>27659753
I wonder how wet your sat is. Mine feels like it spent all day in the rain.

>>27659772
The house next to you?

>>27659755
The Leopard tanks? Yeah, those things are awesome! Aren't their names a little racist though?

>>27659753
You can do it we need you to! Finish it so we can finish.

>>27659728
Girl it can be whatever you want it to be. Do you think your Stallion would let me maybe put it up his butt a bit?

>>27659753
Oh I feel your pain. My chair is gunna be moist forever! And I don't even know what to do with the smell. I mean if a Stallion ever walked into my room he'd probably have a heart attack and a raging boner

>>27659789
Uhm, yeah... I was already wondering if you hurt yourself or something.

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>>27659772
MFW when I heard that scream too...

>>27659807
Oh wow... The world really is small, isn't it?
So... This raises the question... What to do now? Meet up sometime? I'm a bit shy though... and chubby

>>27659777
Ohhh and he's just so pudgy and cute!

>>27659794
I know right! But it's like a German thing I guess. Seriously Tiger, Panther... I can't even.

>>27659819
You guy's live in ponyville? If so we could all meet up at sugar cube corner sometime?

>>27659804
No...that was a scream to the heavens made of solid orgasmic bliss as my uterus was torn asunder by a mighty orgasm and a massive human dildo.

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>>27659822
Tiger tanks are fucking sexy... Just look at this beast! I bet it could blast a whole unit of guards to shreds!

>>27659819
>>27659807
>>27659789
And then everyone bucked!

except me because nopony will ever love me

>>27659800
Does my stallion even have an option?>>27659777
I get what you say, but he isn't a commie, and commies are muh fetish.

Also, check'd

>>27659807
>>27659819
>>27659831
Oh...oh wow...I hope I didn't scare anyone too much...a meetup sounds nice.

>>27659835
U-Unf... Now I kinda want a human dildo too.

>>27659831
Why not? We could drink tea and eat cupcakes and talk... Then we maybe could get something to drink and chat some more and after all that, when we are drunk, we could go to my place and... Do stuff.

>>27659835
Ayyy you got one too! Which model? I've got the Putin, uncircumcised edition

>>27659840
All that and more! Those writers sure have some interesting ideas about weaponry. Like who thought of putting bombs on rockets!? That writer deserves a medal.

>>27659854
That sounds nice, tomorrow afternoon near sundown?

>>27659847
It sounds like you've got a nice stallion. So submissive, so buckable. I bet he even eats you out on the regular. Celestial I need a stallion like that!

>>27659840
I love them. The writer clearly took their time with the lore of the tank but it just seems to OP to me. Like, it can only REALLY be killed by killing the crew or collapsing a building on it. I mean, really? Sure, have a strong tank but that tiger... They did good work, no denying that but the Allies had nothing that could counter that. I guess that's the appeal of the Germans. OH MY CELESTIA!! I just figured something out! The reason that the allies won is because people like under-dogs. DAMMIT! THAT'S why they won. Not because of better planning or resource shortage. It's because the writers wanted a under-handed victory! FUCK! I'm about done with this show. The 9/11 thing had promise but they fucked that up too! Invading the country that didn't do shit to you because of "WMDs". I'm starting to get why people hate this show...

>>27659819
Um... I guess. I mean, why not? Like what >>27659831 said. Let's meet at sugarcube corner. I'll wear a sign that says "Zigger lives matter." JK. I'm not that racist IRL.

>>27659883
Sadly not many stallions like to eat out their mares... Or suck their horns...

>>27659889
Okay then. Tomorrow around noon? I will wear a real subtle MLH shirt, but I'm sure you gals will get it.

>>27659854
Lol no but there's one of the guard wandering the streets now. He's got his flashlight and everything. So serious...

>>27659855
I got an Attila, it certainly ravaes me like a Hun would. Bit shorter than the Putin, but it hugs my uterus so nicely.

>>27659877
Sure! We could talk, have tea, eat sweets, so much fun! I can also bring something special for you mares to short on bits.

>>27659913
Something special? Tell me more...

>>27659913
>>27659904
I'll wear an MLH shirt to.
Also I got payed last Friday so I have plenty of bits.

how does /mlh/ feel about blacks in the recent seasons?

>>27659889
>Just figuring out the Axis only lost because of shit-tier writing.
Wow it's like you don't keep up with fan theory at all. Newfoal.

>>27659898
A stallion who doesn't use his mouth isn't a stallion you should be with. Or maybe, you know, just start sucking him until he's so close, stop, then just shove your hot bits in his face. I think he'll get the idea... also I'd totally suck your horn... no homo

>>27659913
Lol. I got the G.W.Bush because I'm like <American, big dicks> right? I got it and it was like only two inches long but four inches wide. So I'm left sitting there thinking 'why does this exist? What could this possibly achieve?' so then I got the Blitzkrieg. Oh, honey, you can not imagine what this does to me. All the ridges, the bulge in the middle and it only gets wider at the end. Really big flair, too. Like a stallion about to cum but so much wider. I mean, I know that it's not "traditional" human or anything but I got it from Bad-Human so it can't be that far off, right?

>>27659904
Tomorrow sounds really good. I'm not doing anything so I'm sure that we can all meet up.

>>27659677
>The air is filled with scents of lust and arousal.
>His hands are pulling your back against his cock with every thrust.
>Everytime both of you moan.
>Plunging his dick deep inside you craving pussy.
>The wet squelch of him penetrating, getting louder and louder.
>As your canal tightens around his boner, larger and larger waves of pleasure crush the last bit of rationality.
>You hips slam against his rod.
"I... gonna.. cum."
>And with a blast of please you can feel him erupt deep inside you.
I just don't know what to write anymore. I hope this will suffice.

>>27659913
Awww yah that one looks so nice. So chubby and thick. But I'll be sticking with my Putin for a while.

Also have you seen the new female ones badhuman is starting to sell? Maybe there's hope yet for us that there really are stallions that watch the show!

>>27659930
Three words: Free. Human. Toy. I'll let you pick, too.
MLH tees are the sign of our meetup at Sugarcube Corner? I think I have oe that shouldn't be too bold.

>>27659946
Ewwww not getting a traditional human dildo. Well maybe it's nice... I don't know. I need more bits!

>>27659932
I think that the liberation thing was really cool. It was also realistic how long it took them to really be accepted into society.

>>27659945
Honestly, I had that feeling that the writers were giving up on us a long time ago but I only just realized how bad that it was. Like what was the second war arch? Almost a hundred episodes ago? Also, I don't go to many MLH sites because most of them are made of bricks of cancer, stuck together with autism.