What would Rarity tell you after sex? I'll be home

>>27612890
UNBEND NOW

>>27612890
>"Just leave a 20 on the night stand and send the next one in."

>>27612890

that was wonderful darling, now stick it in the other hole

>>27612890
"Next time maybe I can finish."

Corpses don't talk.

>>27612890
"I hope you're on the pill, darling, because I think my condom tore."

>>27612945
Aren't morning after pills meant to be taken the "morning after", meaning that won't matter if you impregnated her or not.

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>>27612890
"I love you darling"

>>27613668
This is really good bait, nice

>>27613701
What? I wasn't baiting, I was deliberately ruining another anon's joke.

>>27613668
>>27613868
You're not ruining a joke because you're underage and don't understand the difference between "the pill" and "the morning after pill".

>>27612929
This is the only one I can believe. Buncha two-pump chump memers in here.

>>27612890
Eat your cum darling. Do it or I'll make you eat out Sweetie Bell again.

>>27612890
>"100 bits, Darling"

>>27614000
You say that like it's punishment

"I better put you back in your grave before someone finds you"

>>27612890
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

>>27614015
It is once you realize how much Sweetie gets around

>>27613688
This, the most beautiful and simple answer

>>27614174
You say that like it's punishment.

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>>27614190

>>27612890
>muffled screaming

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"Don't tell your waifu"
>mfw

>>27613668
Its called birth control retard, it a prescription slutty irresponsible girls take because she can't control herself and gets dicked 8-10 times a week by different guys.

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>20 minutes

>>27617659
I don't get it.

>>27617658
Actually shit-for-brains, maybe some women really need the pill.
It eases the symptoms of PMS, and if things are really bad, endometriosis.

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>>27614183
>>27613688
>"Always?"
"Until the end"

>>27617661
The character Millien, later calling himself Nox, becomes obsessed with an object and neglects his family, who eventually leaves him and dies.
He then decides he's going to absorb wakfu, basically life energy, from everything he can to go back in time and prevent his family's death, justifying it by saying when he goes back all the evil shit he did won't matter. After doing a whole lot of shit, basically killing an entire race, and collecting what he believes to be enough to go back, it turns out those hundreds of years of collecting was only enough to send him back in time 20 minutes.

>>27617742
Don't give it attention, it's a lonely male virgin, attention is all they have.

>>27617774
neat

>>27612890
"That will be 50 bits"

>>27612890
"Can sweety join next time?"

>>27613688
>>27617763
>see author logo
>know I've seen that somewhere before
>remember
>Parasite Eve
I need to play that again. Been too long.

>>27612890
"I have herpes."

>>27617763
Why...why aren't they real?

Say some romantic shit, as she goes to sleep go downstairs and jerk off on her stuff.

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>>27612890

Hail Hydra

>>27613688
a dream

>>27612890
"I hope you will remember me... when you return to your home."

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>>27612890
>"Get out"

"Be trueful darling. Who was better, me or my mother?"

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>>27613941
Chh, you tell em', brah.

>>27618517
SHE WOULD NEVER

"Boop"