What happens if you don't cuddle or boop a pony at all?

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>>27606149
deep sadness

>>27606149
>rape

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>>27606149
The symptoms are but not limited to

>Oozing lymph nodes
>mild leukemia
>Temporary blindness
>Crippling autism
>Loss of hair
>Chronic eye bleeding
>Saggyness of the genitalia
>Ponut cysts
>Sprouting extra appendages
>Subtle gayness
>Melting of intestines
>Liver failure
>Aneurysms
>Become allergic to friendchips
>Montezuma's revenge
>Mild to severe death
>coughing

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>>27606494
That's pretty serious. Does pone really need cuddles that badly doc?

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>>27606149
A pony going through boop/cuddles withdrawal is not a happy pony.

>>27606173
this

>>27606494
>mild leukemia
Don't know why that made me kek so much.

>>27606149
>Will they die?
It would be extremely painful

>>27606979
But they're big girls!

>>27607096
4u

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>>27607103

>>27606494
>>Mild to severe death

>>27606149
No symptoms, because if a pony is dying if you're not giving it boops or cuddles, it's not a pony; it's a changeling.

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>>27606494
>Mild to severe death
fuk that got me

>>27606149
Loneliness, crippling anxiety, and incurable existential dread focusing on the meaninglessness of life and the inevitability of the cold embrace of death

>>27608431
That doesn't sound very good. What happens if you ignore a pony entirely? How would a pony do if you ignored her for extensive periods of time?

>>27606149
Depression. For us, of course.

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>>27606149
Their voices get hoarse

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>>27608560
CARLOS

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>>27608560
>not even using the actual word "horse" to seal the pun

Ya fuked it up Carlos

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>>27606494
>coughing

>>27608560
I will fucking deport you, Carlos.

>>27608560
DIE CARLOS DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU CARLOS!

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>>27606494
>Mild to severe death

>>27606149

If you neglect the pony, eventually the pony will get them whether you like it or not.

High impact nonconsensual cuddling from deprived pegasi dive-glomping the unwary is a dangerous booboo-inflicting practice.

>>27606494
Holy shit,I didn't know /mlp/ had doctors

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The longer you deprive pony of affection, the more needy and aggressive she gets.

>>27606149
They finally get to go about their lives without that weird ugly thing harassing them.

>>27608982
>>27609932
How aggressive will they become? What lengths will they go to to get their cuddles? Are certain races more violent than others?

>>27607138
Was getting booped part of their plan?

BTFO

BOOPED
THE
FLUFF
OUT

>>27609895
He's a vet, not a doctor.

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>>27606494
>Mild to severe death
>Montezuma's Revenge
>Coughing

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>>27611390
Oh heavens no, anon. She would never get violent towards you.

But she may just take what she wants.

>>27612987
Fluttershy is a mare who knows what she wants

>Day 1 of refusing to boop ponies.
>The ponies have not noticed my behaviour yet.
>Although a couple of them gave me some strange looks when I left their company without any physical contact, as I usually give.

>you will never start your own cuddling/booping business in the comfort of your home for anypony that's in desperate need of relief

>"Hmmm...." She moaned quietly, smiling.
Excuse me miss? It's a busy day, and I got other customers waiting in line.
>"N-no wait, just give me five more minutes please! I'll pay double!"
You can come back anytime but for now I need you to let go of my chest.
>"Nuuu..." She said, nuzzling deep into shirt.
Madam, please I've got a unicorn in the front waiting for her turn.
>Before she lets go, she gives you a small kiss on the cheek before whispering, "Thank you."

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>>27613991
c-continue...

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>>27606494
How long can a pony go without cuddles or booping before showing these symptoms?

>>27614101
Approximately 72 hours.

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>>27606494

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>>27614647
Shit, I don't remember the last time I cuddled or booped my pony.

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>>27614647
Don't forget, young ponies need more cuddles/boops and can't go as long without them, they're still growing, after all.

>>27615149
It's actually better to wean them at a younger age

>>27611390

I have seen a grown mare plow through six brick walls in rapid succession to get nuzzled for the first time in two years.

While a pony won't cause serious harm, very little can stand between the snuggle-starved and their fuzzy-wuzzy.

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>>27615149
A growing filly needs her daily cuddles.

>>27614647
I suspect these symptoms could also be caused by lupus.

>>27613991
Moar?