611 - Flutter Brutter
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is storytimed here!
>>27591850
Zephyr Breeze is Fluttershy's younger brother, but not by nearly as much as, say, Sweetie Belle to Rarity. Seems like they'd have been in schooling concurrently, even if Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were in a higher education grade. Looking up to his big sister is pretty natural, though she wouldn't have been a savior of Equestria back then (and he probably wasn't so privy to her own embarrassments), so has he always been worried about measuring up to her standard? Would that have started when she got her cutie mark? How'd he get his cutie mark, for that matter?
>>27591405
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>shimmy
>>27595990
>>27595992
HE MADE US WHOLE
>colt
Time for a game
Lets play!
You will be reborn in Equestria with a new body of your choosing but you can only pick one random draw.
Pretty boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bishotron
(First description is you)
Magic knight/magical boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicalknight
(First description is you)
Evil wizard:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=villain
(First description is you)
Random character:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=charscramble
(First description is you)
Or Pony:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
(Free choice from your selected generation)
>>27596036
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bishotron
>This man has large sand-colored eyes. He has ankle length, curly, soot-black hair which lies on his shoulders fetchingly. His physical form is rather muscular. To you, he has a gentle air about him. He has a pointed chin.
My name is not important.
>>27596036
Then what?
>>27596055
Then you have a new body to explore Equestria with or whatever it is you want to do
>>27596036
>The antisocial miser who has nothing left to lose and who only gets loud because they care.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU TWILIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27596108
Do not switch the horses minds
>>27596036
>This gentleman's amber eyes are those of a strutting tomcat. He has shoulder-length, obsidian hair mostly bound in a series of braids. His body is notably feminine.This would actually be me if I still had long hair.
>>27596108
>You sold your party cannon for me? That's so cool!
>>27596036
>This elegant female pony is a unicorn who is serene. Her coat is black. She has an unstyled mane that is orange. Her eyes are umber. Her mark is a flying saucer.
I am become FS, fucker of background ponies
>>27596116
Why not?
>>27596129
why did I post that picture
Wasn't there a changeling version of this comic
>>27596036
>The hard working and ethical man who awaits the perfect student and who ends up with a harem of the opposite sex for no good reason.
Hahaha what.
>>27596137
I wondered that myself but I figured you knew something I didn't.
>>27596170
Maybe you should stay there instead of posting it here
>>27596036
>The man with no name who always supports their family.
Well. I mean.
>>27596170
Yep.
Still where it belongs.
>>27596036
>This tense magic knight has deep-set cherry red eyes and short, straight, fine, black hair worn in a utilitarian style. He has an angular build. He has purity powers that are focused through a bow. His uniform is mostly yellow and orange, is essentially a sorcerer's robes, and it incorporates a variety of symbols of exorcism and purification.
Can one be a knight with just a bow?
>>27596189
I want fluttershy and tree hugger to hippiedom me.
>>27596036
This statusesque stallion is a unicorn who is unstable and witty. His coat is gray. He has a mane that is black, and it reminds you of a plume of smoke. His eyes are white. His mark is the zodiac.
>>27596036
I'm gonna steal this and make a thread on the catalog.
>filly
>>27596036
>The hooker with a heart of gold who is trying to prove himself to his dead parents.
>>27596036
This artistic sorceress is motivated by religious fanaticism. She employs high magic in her plots, usually corrupting other magic-users to achieve her goals. She is part of a secret society.
>>27596304
Oh hey it's Rarity
>>27596305
But that's not Trixie. It fits Starlight perfectly.
>>27596317
Rarity's parents aren't dead you memester
>>27596036
This greedy witch is driven by a need to compensate for personal inadequacies. She uses necromancy in her schemes, often raising the spirits of famous mages to achieve her goals. She has a knack for trouble.
>>27596317
Rarity's parents are alive.
And Rarity isn't a guy, she doesn't have a dick.
>>27596345
>>And Rarity isn't a guy, she doesn't have a dick.
Pony won't stop spouting memes every chance she gets instead of allowing other types of conversations to be had.
>>27596351
Is pony a fan of Dash or Pinkie?
>>27596036
>This awkward mage is motivated by revenge. He employs forbidden magic in his plans, always summoning forgotten gods to achieve his goals. He has annoyed the gods.
hah
>why does this fucker keep summoning me
>i just want a nap goddamn
>stop doing this shit
>>27596351
But they're the DNA of the soul
Anything can be a meme if you want it to
>>27595984
That's a really cute pic.
>>27596463
>whore fillies
I don't see Rarity anywhere in that picture
>>27596036
>This sensual magic knight has slanted blue eyes and neck-length, curly, silky, sand-colored hair worn in an elegant style. He has a narrow build. He has metal powers that are activated by concentration. His uniform is mostly gray, vaguely resembles a prince's royal robes, and it is rather reflective.
>Sensual magic night
Twilight won't be able to resist.
>>27596466
Anon we have to talk about your meme addiction
Filly fillies.
I like how balloon mare wants to fuck Rairty
>>27596240
/trash/can is mad I see
>>27596499
What?
>>27596534
The blush
>>27596469
>sensual magic knight
That's Spike.
I liked this page. Canon or not, it's neat aqnd seems sensable to have Maud like that in my opinion.
>>27596562
Source?
>>27596564
I really liked the comic
Maud is great
>>27596557
Spike doesn't have hair, a narrow build or blue eyes
>>27596564
>Maud
>scared
what
>>27596590
He does. In his delusional dreams.
>>27596564
That's very, very cute
This is what the comics should be about, shedding some light on stuff the show won't usually touch
Cheerilee is bitter and mean.
>>27596607
Well it is true in his delusional fantasy he has a mans body and is a knight but he still doesn't have hair or blue eyes
you wouldn't try to slay a dragonlestia
would you?
>>27596658
>>27596676
How else I'm a suppose to get a cool Dragon leather jacket and matching boots?
>>27596676
can I slay her cake
>>27596676
The fillies have formed an empire in your basement.
>>27596695
I hope you have experience spelunking
>>27596695
>that sidemouth
>>27596593
It smacks of feefee fanfiction faggotry to me.
>Oh man she's a stoic person that doesn't really show any emotion!
>That must mean she has loads of tumultuous emotions that she just can't express!!! Poor Maud!
>>27596676
>>27596695
I would lay the dragon.
>>27596676
I'd "slay" her
>>27596734
Relax, I be a doctor
>>27596727
>she doesn't show her emotions even though it's explicitly stated that she has emotions in the show
>that must mean she's a psycopath
Shouldn't you be working on your Hatred/Shadow the Hedgehog/MLP crossover fanfic?
>>27596593
>>27596727
>Maud doesn't have emotions
If either of you watched the show, you'd be able to figure out that she just doesn't express them the same.
they could have toned her facial expressions in the bg down a bit, but I guess those are just to show what she was feeling easier than just in the writing
>>27596481
>1000 years old pony
They aren't fillies anymore
https://derpiboo.ru/1173714
>>27596751
>>that must mean she's a psycopath
Nobody said that. Commicshitter this buttblasted that someone has poor opinions of the crap IDW shit out? Boo hoo.
>she has to be emo and a "lost sheep" because she really doesn't show or express her emotions
As above, just another jet of wet feces spraying from IDW anus and you faggots dance under it with your tongues lolling out.
>>27596778
>doesn't really show any emotion!
>>Maud doesn't have emotions
Fucking commicshitters will misquote you just so they can defend the indefensible lmao
what's the deal with pancakes
I'm going to be a pretty pony princess and no one can stop me!
>>27596806
okay, but you better wear your regalia when you go out in public
>>27596787
They're still not for sexual.
>>27596809
Will that be enough to hide my massive oozing marecock?
>>27596787
They're 1k years old?
>>27596819
Fillies are always for sexual
>>27596806
I'll stop you
>>27596822
if it's that big you'll probably want a dress too
Filly is afraid she might be pregnant. She kissed a colt without protection.
>>27596036
>This statusesque female pony is an earth pony who is self-destructive and unwise. Her coat is cobalt-blue. She has a mane that reminds you of the aurora borealis. Her eyes are jet black. Her mark is a bottle of shampoo and a halo.
So like a bizarro Maneiac?
>>27596797
That's nice
>>27596819
Filly needs an adult.
>>27596855
Did she make eye contact with him?
>>27596872
Filly put herself in that position.
Filly gonna learn today
>>27596862
>no argument
As expected
inb4 smarmy "you're not worth my time" retort because his fragile brain cannot formulate rational responses when his butt is this fucking hurt.
>>27596880
Good for you, anon
>>27596676
Mom, you did the dragon thing again.
You need the benadryl?
>>27596880
Are you okay?
>>27596884
You could always try calling me a faggot. That's a white knight's favorite one.
>>27596879
Learn what?
>>27596890
I'm just glad you're venting your frustrations here instead of in real life
>>27596797
>>27596880
dude do you need some water
Daddy.
>>27596891
You know what
>>27596676
I don't know if we could actually do it, but I'd at least form a party and try.
>>27596890
We are paying attention to you
>>27596914
Zephyr could become a likable character if he continues to redeem himself.
>>27596929
You can't fix everything with redemption, Anon.
>>27596938
try and stop me fagget
>>27596938
Not with that attitude
>>27595984
>How'd he get his cutie mark, for that matter?
Makes you wonder how other ponies did as well. Cherilee's CM doesn't really have to do with teaching yet that's what she does. Maybe there's some loophole in how CM talents work that allow for talent in different areas
And Zephyr was most likely his same self without the insecurities, I'd bet those started up by S1 when he started failing goals while she was succeeding.
>>27596944
Maybe he wanted to be a model like she was
>>27596914
What does a character named "Miss Pommel" have to do with a cereal called "Coco," anon?
Did you listen to your waifu yet?
>>27596960
what does a character named "Trixie" have to do with "eating pinecones"
no one can ever hope to understand brony memes
>>27596919
>>27596944
Well, it seems like a pony who gets a mark interprets it for themselves and that's normally appropriate, but because it is somewhat left up to interpretation, there's wiggle room and a pony might not quite get it "right".
Like Trouble Shoes's cutie mark seems to symbolize bad luck, but in the context of the rodeo that he always wanted to be a part of, he was a natural to clown antics. Or Diamond Tiara's signifies being in charge, but she doesn't have to actually strictly be class president or anything to use her leadership capabilities to inspire others.
>>27596827
Only if you count the time spend in limbo as time lived.
>>27596970
My waifu is a filly.
>>27596984
y-yes? a party for adventure?
>>27596992
Filly waifus are haram.
>>27596901
Uh, no entiendo
you checka el next door-o
>>27596992
>get a job
>>27597004
You're not my waifu.
>>27597004
I don't see YOU with a job.
>>27596970
I've been consistently employed with no gaps for 13 years.
>>27597025
she's a princess
it's a full-time job
>>27597025
noi does filly things diligently every day from 9 to 5
>>27597025
Her job is being a filly.
>>27596984
Oh shit, you're not going to do anything crazy this time, are you?
>>27597004
My job is spanking fillys
>>27597048
some fillies like that
>>27596676
>>27596927
>>27596984
Does Pinkie-sense allow her to detect and join other group's parties?
>>27596970
But my waifu is a NEET
>>27596036
>The crotchety older man who meddles in things Man was not meant to know and whose odd ideas are actually true.
How did I get older?
filly asks if it's wrong to have feelings for another filly
>>27597106
absolutely
>>27597106
Yes, it's against the horse bible.
filly rolls to steal the material components for mordenkainen's magical watchdog.
>>27597106
It is ok for all to have feelings for any and all foals.
>>27597131
But she never actually cast it.
But feelings for colts ARE encouraged.
>>27597132
>you will never blow a filly's tummy
>>27597165
What about feelings for stallions?
>>27597172
>>27597173
He doesn't even shower.
>>27597172
I wish i had that many fillies
>>27597165
https://my.mixtape.moe/kgwzsg.webm
>>27597173
Those are absolutely acceptable feelings.
Foal feelings are just encouraged much higher.
>>27597172
That looks cozy.
>>27597191
pls
PLS
Do you think they would ever ban Twilight because she always wins?
Or would that kill the event completely?
>>27597200
they sanction Twilight for entirely other reasons
>>27597200
They would ban her because of this.
>>27597185
You might suffer a filly overdose.
Also the horns are dangerous.
Appol filly
>>27597242
well I'd prefer a flock of pegasus fillies so I wouldn't have to worry about getting poked in the eye by a little bonehead
>>27597245
Scoota filly
>>27597245
apples
>>27597255
how did she fit her whole tail through that little hole
>>27597255
That filly's vagoober is eating her panties.
Filly won't stop speaking Greek.
>>27597272
Filly won't stop stealing your city-state allies
>>27597273
Use filly to pass my Greek classes.
>>27597280
Tell filly that it might seem like a good strategy but she won't be able to keep up with all the political demand in the long run.
>>27597273
>she just keeps repeating OOMPAH!
>>27597279
PINKIE NO
>>27597245
>>27597255
Sweet filly
Anon, stop playing with the fillies and go get some friends.
How much would you pay for a premium filly service, mlpg?
>>27597302
Peach filly
>>27597313
But I dont deserve friends horse lady.
>>27597319
Strong fillie
>>27597313
What if the fillies are my friends?
>>27597319
Stronk filly.
>>27597313
Can I have one god damn night without friendship lessons?
>>27597184
unf
>>27597348
please do not unf to Sunburst's musky balls
>>27597295
>>27597376
double unf
>>27596676
I'dmarry her and forge a great nation with her
>>27597346
is his chin melting into his chest?
>>27597313
But the fillies are so cute.
>>27597407
usually
>>27596676
Why is Celestia so great in any form
why is big celestia even better
>>27597393
I repeat
do not unf to the thought of inhaling Sunburst's intoxicating ball musk as he fucks your throat
>>27597423
unf
anon plz
>>27597417
Are you really asking us to explain your fetish?
>>27597424
what is she listening to
>>27597428
what
no
I am posting big celestia
Smalllestia
>>27597430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk
Humanlestia
>>27597451
Ah yes I was wondering what I could do for the next hour
Swanlestia.
>>27597427
Are you really unfing to the thought of Sunburst holding your head in place as he shoves his crotch into your face, forcing you to take deep breaths of his musk as he blows his entire load right into your stomach?
That's gross, man
Scribblestia
Catlestia.
>>27597458
What have you done?
Is it Celestia time?
Waifulestia
fillylestia
Momlestia.
so basically just celestia
>>27597478
It could also be general princess time.
>>27597487
CEASE
>>27597488
>cosplayers
>not even the luna/celestia fursuiters
One job, anon.
also snekprincess
>>27597484
I love Shout
>>27597477wak
>>27597488
Not seeing any hooves here, Brian.
>>27597487
YES
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27597488
That Luna > That Celestia.
I want to pick her up and carry her home
Technically-a-furry-lestia.
>>27597506
>That Luna > That Celestia.
Literally no comparison. I thought it was a dude at first.
>>27597514
It's Michael Cera
>>27597509
Delete this
>>27597524
one does not simply delete a princess, anon.
I didn't even realize I still had all these
the hips on luna, my lord. Imagine hugging this.
>>27597466
anon
anon stahp
I'm at work
unfffff
I want to feed her grapes and fan her, no homo.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
BEFORE THE DAWN OF PONY
THERE WAS CELESTIA OF CLAUSE
>>27597550
I want to read her boopfiction
>>27597546
That's a man
>>27597560
actually that's a japanese girl
but I'm sure she's very shy and ugly and worst of all japanese
>>27597566
>ugly and worst of all japanese
Fuck you she has a heart of gold
>>27597578
>daapi fushio
>shy
>>27597566
Anon called the pony smoll.
I snipped all of Dashes primary feathers, lets see if she notices.
SEX
WITHdiscord
>>27597621
aren't those the ones they need to fly?
>>27597621
>>27597549
>browsing MLPG at work
I bet you'd even like it if he sat on your face, surrounding your head with his plushy cheeks as he rubs his pungent ponut and taint against your nose and mouth
You'd probably even like being so aroused by his smell that you'd lick his taint feverlishly and suck on his ponut as his pre drips on your chest
You pervertI'm done now
>>27597645is hit donut sprinkled with specks of chocolate
>>27595990
>>27597661
Dude, no
>>27597666
devil space
"Hi Anon! Wanna kiss?"
>>27597667
yeah, because ball and taint musk is sooo different.
Double standards dude.
>>27597674
Pinkie you let that poor octopus out!
>>27597676
Are you seriously implying shit is even on the same plane of existence as musk
It's like saying if you like spanking you must like gore
>>27597687
>Are you seriously implying shit is even on the same plane of existence as musk
yes
>It's like saying if you like spanking you must like gore
no that's retarded
>>27597691
This discussion is dumb and I'm not going to argue any further, just write your own stuff if you like shit
Fillies are cute and smoll.
Colts are cuter and smoller
Would you rather fuck an ugly regular mare, or a sexy anthro mare?
>>27597723
>ugly regular mare
>>27597723
is there a filly option
>>27597723
Neither, especially since there's no such thing as "sexy anthro"
>>27596036
>pick random character
>The last survivor of an alien race who hasn't decided on a life path.
Originality baby
>>27597723
Like, how ugly are we talking.
Sexy, sexy little horsies.
>>27597705
Get back here nerd I'm not done with you
Everything that we do not record might as well not have happened.
filly style
>>27597767
sentenal pls go
>>27597767
NSA please go.
>>27597770
just how I like my eggs
I think Queen Chrysalis has a beautiful singing voice.
WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO
FILLY TOWN
10001 kisses on derpibooru!
>>27597782
This Day Aria remains my favorite song (at least of Season 2).
What can we save the crystal ponies with?
>>27597807
I can't ponk you today, maybe later
>>27597809
Peanut butter.
>>27597807
Is pinkie looking for trouble?
I'll hit a mare
>>27597645
came in my pants
>>27597809
Shackles.
>>27597823
She looks so apathetic about it. It's like:
>"Oh. Shackles. Really Sombra? Shackles? That's kinda generic you know."
>>27597823
>the crystal ponies were shackled mare-stallion-mare
I wonder if Sombra made them form a giant pony sex-ipede every now and then for his amusement
Moondancers chronic flatulance is becoming a real problem. What can we do about it?
>>27597844
Inhale deeply through both nostrils.
>>27597844
Strike a match, throw it in the room and run?
>>27597782
I wonder how long she spent rehearsing that song before her plan went underway
Guess what time it isit's horse time
>>27597872
you're lying
>>27597872
what is he doing to that poor ho
>>27597880
What he is doing my dear anon, to that adorable and upstanding ponyville resident, is ponying.
>>27597872
It's always horse time
>>27597889
Pony is forbidden to pony pony.
>>27597865
>you will never be a changeling drone and listen to chrysalis rehearse her evil songs
>>27597895
It is too late to stop it anon. It has already happened. It is happening right now.
>>27597908
>>27595992
>>27596002
>>27596011
>shitposting
>>27597767
archivist, pls go
>>27597892
Do you think he'd mind if I put a saddle on him and rode him around?
>>27597938
Wait, how much do you weigh?
>>27597905
>you will never pet a little pony
why live
>>27597956
200 lbs
Which pony has the best pet
>>27597966
>>27597966
>>27598004
No way, I was going to post the same thing but didn't want to bother looking for the picture.
>>27598020
Fluttershy would be a good pet
>>27596036
>pony
>This large female pony is a unicorn who is brash, incoherent, and envious. Her coat is gray. She has a spiky mane that is purple. Her eyes are blue. Her mark is three barrels.
>>27597938
I bet that's one of his many subby little fetishes, Anon, go for it.
>>27598028
No, she's not.
>>27597957
>>27597905
>>27598041
she'd be very obedient
>>27598028
>>27598055
>>/slave pony general/
>>27598055
But she's so passive aggressive.
>>27597957
Don't give up the dream anon
>>27598037
buzzz
>>27598037
>call Sunburst on your way home from work
"SUNBURST"
>"y..yes master?"
"I've had a rough fucking day. I want you saddled and ready to ride by the time I get home. I'm gonna ride your ass into the ground until I feel better."
>"y...yes master."
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
Changeling is excited about his episode.
>>27598113
Man, why are saddles so hot?
>>27598135
could Dash ever learn to like changelings?
>>27598126
Go ahead anon, it'll only make her stronger.
>>27598135
That however...
>>27598145
You have excellent taste in fetish, sir.
>>27598145
horses anon
cute magical intelligent horses
>>27598145
unf
>>27598145
It's a dominance thing for me.
"This tool was specifically designed to aid in the subjugation of another living creature. Someone spent hours crafting this just for me to be able to comfortably sit on your back, pony."
>>27598113
Nice
Nice
>>27598159
I want to bully this nerd
>tfw I'm the only one who wants to be the pony's pet
Yay me I guess
>>27598184
Oh, I'd be just as happy being dommed by a pony as I would be domming a pony.
>>27598184
I'd be fine with either
>>27598175
source on that?
>>27598184
being the pony pet is the optimum solution
it is the best of both worlds
>>27598205
http://kribbles.tumblr.com/post/145142100775/this-is-a-wip-messy-sketch-from-april-that-ill
>>27598213
thanks pony bro
>>27598184
>not wanting a pony pet
>>27598208
>being some sweaty neckbeard manchild's plaything
I'll pass.
>>27598145
Funny enough nobody uses lip and ear twitchs
>>27598234
>implying such a person would have the means to purchase or acquire you
you would end up belonging to some russian or saudi businessman more likely
>>27598221
I would take that Pony home andmake her eat all the eggs
>>27598245
>inb4 autists that know nothing about horses scream that this animal is being tortured
>>27598221
It's nice to see they're following proper mindbreaking regulations.
>>27598255
>Saudi Businessman
What would a kebab want a ln expensive pony when he could just get a cheap goat
I want to jack off onto her tuft and rub it in with my toes.
>>27598288
>anthro
KYS
>>27598288
I want people who actually like EqG abominations to disappear
>>27598293
>anthro
>>27598288
> not nearly enough chest fluff
> anthro
You tried.
>>27598286
The same reason they buy up bugattis when a toyota or something would suffice
no normal goat will do when you need to show off
>>27598297
The best ones are Indigo Zapp and Applejack, because they look human.Adagio and Sunset are nice too
>>27598113
>>27598145
How long do you think he could take you bouncing around on his back and slapping his ass with your riding crop before he yells out the safe word?Which you promptly ignore and continue riding him until he collapses from exhaustion
>>27598316
Applejack is just flat out "some blond chick"
>>27598321
>Which you promptly ignore
>>27598321
>safe word abuse
That's a good way to get him to never let you ride him again, Anon
>>27598297
same
>>27598330
>implying there's anything wrong with "some blonde chick"
>>27598331
>>27598334
Hey, it's not my fault he's so hard to understand with that bit in his mouth.
>>27598297
+1
>>27598331
>>27598334
Wow, mlpg actually does have limits.
>>27598321
>spoiler
Stupid nag better not dare collapse when I'm not done with him or I'll whip the life out of him.
>>27598383
I vaguely remember the writefag that did the same "safe word ignoring" and pissed off his whole community. Apparently that's a big thing with BDSM.
Pony broke up with you because you ignored the safe word.
>>27598391
its the easiest way to tell when someone has no actual experience at all in anything even remotely relating to what they are talking about
>>27598391
Yeah, it's a really shitty thing to do
>>27598395
Can we start a 501.3c to teach the fillies safe words?
>>27598395
Maybe pony shouldn't have picked "Ah" as his safeword
Mur
suddenly
Sassapone
>>27598321
>>27598390
>literally ride him for hours
>he's beyond exhausted, he's tried to yell out the safe word at least ten times now
>dripping with sweat, his entire body trembling, his ass searing with pain from the hundreds of cruel lashes you've administered to it
>the ill-fitting, chafing saddle has rubbed the hair off his back in a few spots, leaving only raw, irritated skin that threatens to bleed at any moment
>he bears down on the bit, and forces his exhausted body to keep going, continuing to carry you, his brutal master, forward
>not because he wants to
>but because he loves you
>and he wants to be a good boy for you
>this whole time, though his suffering has been immense, he's managed to tough it out and not cry
>the first tear finally streams down his muzzle when you call him a "stupid nag"
>>27598431
Do not abuse the horsebando
I wish I was a cute pony
>>27598427
I'm glad she's single these days, she was held back
>>27598431
>you call him a "stupid nag"
DELET THIS
>>27598437
There's a difference between horsebando and slave, Anon.
BOOPS
FROM
HELL
>>27598431
Is this supposed to be a fetish or feels greentext?
>>27598471
BOOP HER IN THE POOPER!
SLAP HER IN THE CRAPPER!
HIT HER IN THE SHITTER!
>>27598475both
>>27598330
Wrong. She's cute friendly blonde cowgirl. Infinitely superior.
>>27598471
Hot sauce boops?
Static shock boops?
Wet boops?
Cold boops?
>>27598491
>marker discovers static electricity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSbEUVVQPs0
>this kills the Anon
>>27598486
You certainly did the feels part right
I want to cuddle and protect him
>>27598501
I want them both
>>27598507
>accidentally go way too far during BDSM play and hurt his feelings
>spend the next 3 days cuddling and making it up to him, reassuring him that he's loved and wanted, and making sure he knows how sorry you are for hurting him
>>27598507
Would you rescue him from his abusive relationship?
>>27598501
I like his socks
>>27598431
>the first tear finally streams down his muzzle when you call him a "stupid nag"
Pony is not for tears!
>>27598528
People in situations like that rarely want to be "rescued," anon. It's up to him to see that the way he's being treated is wrong and to find someone that will be good to him.
>>27598524
That's the good stuff
>>27598431
>>the first tear finally streams down his muzzle when you call him a "stupid nag"
I can handle gore and shit just fine, but stuff like this always gets me. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Pony is hurt that everyone thinks he wears socks.
>>27598545
Nothing
Marry the Derpy
>>27598550
But anon, those markings on a horse's legs are literally referred to as "socks."
>>27598569
Pony is crying now.
He's not wearing socks!
>>27598563
Romance the Derpy first
>>27598431
everyday we stray further and further from celestia's light
>>27598572
but... but that's just what it's called. I didn't come up with the term, blame the horse world.
>torture and >rape the ponies all you want
>but don't you dare hurt a pony's feelings or ignore the safe word
I don't understand you sometimes, /mlp/
>>27598590
I can'tt imagine there ever being torture fetish greentexts in here
>>27598590
that's because we're not /mlp/
>>27598590
The sub makes the rules. It's all in good fun.
>>27598595
>what is Submission is Mandatory
>>27598595
>imagine
I meant remember
>>27598601
I have no idea, what is it?
Filly is doing all the animes.
All of them.
>>27598618
>implying pony cares about your weebshit
>at all
>>27598618
Is she going to a convention?
>>27598626
But Fluttershy likes one of my favorite animes
>>27598632
She's going to cosplay as her favorite pony.
>>27596189
>posts pokehidden
>saying anything is trash
pot, kettle
>>27598648
Princess Cadance?
>>27598618
I'm going to boop the filly
Non-consensually
>>27598572
>>27598581
For what it's worth his face blaze and little horsey socks make him absolutely fucking adorable to be perfectly honest, family
>>27598673
That is correct
>>27598722
>I'll gay!
>>27598748
Anon, I think all the Sunburst stuff brainwashed you
That looks absolutely nothing like a g
>>27598748
Filly started playing it ain't me and smoking.
>>27598748
>I'll Jay
>>27598773
>it ain't me
THAT'S NOT THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU FUCKING AUTIST, JESUS CHRIST
>>27598773
Are those my cigarettes, filly?
>>27598760
Is it really that easy to brainwash anon?
>>27598787
It's backwards and not lit.
So probably.
I want to touch the mareTouch her in places that make her shiver
>>27598501
>>27598507
I wonder what sunburst's ponut smells like hahahahahaha not that I'd ever want to sniff it hahahahaha it's just a funny thought hahahahahahaha what do you guys think it smells like hahahahaha
>>27598827
I like to imagine him smelling like old books
>guise I bet sunbursts ass & balls smells like glade plug-ins unf like a fresh spring meadow after the rain
>>27598875
dude what
>>27598875
dumb dashposter
>>27598875
Unf?
>>27598875
>implying it doesn't smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls
Filly wants a safe space where she can be herself without being judged.
Did you remember toget a job?
>>27598930
Yes.
Now where do I purchase a pony?
Is there a monthly upkeep fee?
>>27598929
filly is not a stupid american.
>>27598930
No one has called me back yetI can't believe a show for 8 year olds motivated me to start looking for work again
>>27598959
They prefer to be called tumblr-Americans, sjw-Americans and right side of history-Americans
You shitlord
Learn their pronouns
>>27598967
You have to call them back, Anon. Actually show interest in the job. It doesn't stop with submitting your application.
Cute apple people.
>>27598980
That doesn't actually really work in some cases, as some employers will, if they tell you to wait for a call back and you call them first, just throw away your application.
>>27598981
>human
>cute
Choose exactly one.
>>27598995
>2d
>not cute
lmao at u
>>27598980
Usually when I call jobs I've applied to I get a lot of bullshit (like employees telling me the HR guy isn't there or they're too busy to talk) and it almost always ends with them telling me they'll call me back if I do manage to speak with them.I'm pretty good at finding work. It's keeping the jobs I struggle with
Rara should perma braid
>>27598988
I've been in management for 12 years and I've literally never hired anyone that didn't call back to check on the status of their application at least once.
>>27598981
Appleperson should eat more apol.
>>27599013
What's wrong with her face
>>27599005
That is not Rara
>>27599020
She's not a pony, that's what's fucking wrong with her face.
>>27599020
more like what's wrong with her whole body it's fucking creepy
>>27599005
Rarity is so cute. Sometimes I can't handle it.
>>27599020
She ate a mouthful of bees
who's a silly pony?
>>27599010
And that's a good thing, but not everyone follows that example.
Some employers use that as an acid test to see if people can follow directions.
>>27599013
I like her apple dress a lot.
>>27599029
That must be for positions where they want a bunch of yes-men/robots that are incapable of independent thought.
>>27599041
>they want a bunch of yes-men/robots that are incapable of independent thought
Those are the only jobs I'm good for.
>>27598967
>>27598980
>>27598988
>>27599003
>>27599046
>tfw trust fund babby
>tfw even if I spent $4,000 every month on stupid shit I'd still have 6-digits in my bank account when I'm 75
feelsgoodman
>>27599005
I want bat hat
>>27599087
Bats carry all kinds of diseases, Anon.
>>27599090
Like cooties?
let's all sing the filly song!
>>27599094
No, like rabies and leprosy.
>>27599081
I bet you're a furry, too.
>>27599097
I spit in filly's mouth
>>27599090
What about flutter bat?
>>27599097
fillies are dumb
>>27599106
AIDS
CUTE APPLES
>>27599105
>>27599107
what is wrong with you people
>>27599098
So do dogs, cats, squirrels and amarillos
>>27599103
Well I do watch MLP after all ^:)
>>27599111
gosh darn fillies... crap, all of them. CRAP.
>>27599098
Bat facts say otherwise
http://www.batrescue.org/batfacts/batfacts.html
Magic pony on the wall
Who's the best pony of them all?
>>27599081
I'm jealous.That's not sarcasm I am seriously jealous
>>27599138
I'd honestly give it up to have a normal life and not have crippling social anxiety to the point where I literally only leave my house like once a month.
>>27599137
I think I know
So I've listened to the song from the latest episode about five times now and I'm starting to think it's not as terrible as I thought. I don't even want to call it a bad song anymore, but something about it makes it really hard to enjoy.
>>27599137
>>27599146
I will teach you the ways of the forest
>>27599165
>deer
>>27599157
What do you think of it compared to find a pet?
>>27599138
I believe "envy" is the proper term.
>>27599187
I still like find a pet more.
I don't even think this song comes close to that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GcHcu9BEqc
>>27599187
everything's better than fap to be honest
>>27599205
>>27599206
interesting
>>27599205
yeah me too, loved find a pet
Do you think Spike would tell dad jokes to his kids?
>>27599254
Spike's not gonna have kids
>>27599267
But if he did, would he?
Hey MLPGIs that time yet?
Ship
>>27599308
ship
>>27599308
Has this guy's art ever improved?
>>27599294
>>27599157
That song really grew on me the more I listened to it.
>>27599157
It was the presentation in the episode for me.
The song itself is pretty good, but it didnt work its way in in any clever way, or even have any sort of queue. In the middle of a sentence, they just stopped talking and started singing
>>27599294
>>27599294
Transformation?
>>27599412
>>27599341http://smaert.com/art.webm
>But that's just not the kind of pony I am!
is this right?
>>27599404
Watching the stream it really sort of took me by surprise, they just instantly broke out into song and I wasn't expecting it at all. Now I don't mean every single song needs to be telegraphed, and it can even be done to make some moments better, it just caught me off guard this time. That being said though I enjoyed the song, even the first time listening to it after it started going and I got over the fact that came out of nowhere I was thinking hey, this is pretty good.
>>27599422
>daily dose
Thanks doc.
Do you prefer Ember as a girlfriend to Spike, or as an older sister figure?
>>27599450
Girlfriend
>>27599450
girlfriend
>>27599450
Mother
>>27599450
I prefer Ember as my girlfriend
>>27599450
Why not both?
Doesn't Spike already have older sister figures in the Mane Six and Starlight?
>scalies
>>27599506
>not wanting to lay the dragon
>>27599630
But the dragon doesn't have a cute purple mane and an accent that gets my wee wee hard.
>>27599679
accents are unf
>>27599679
Yet still absolutely adorable.
drippy dragon cloaca
dragon lady being forced to wear a pretty dress.
>>27599679
what accent
>>27599712
Oh jeeze, did you really have to give it that filename? My heart can't handle that much adorable.
>dragon filly
Filly's hair goes up!
>>27599731
Horse mom.
What if the ponies began putting on extravagant mating displays
>>27599766
>Rarity behaves exactly the same as normal
>>27599772
why are there so many fillies
>>27599772
RELEASE THE FILLIES
Filly is excited for the next release!
>>27599789
Cheap labor.
>>27599853
>>27599731
>>27599738
why dragonfilly
>>27599836
I love Nurmur Murn
>>27599862
Shut up, it's cute.
do you like pon
I think that fillies have had it too good for too long.
>>27599863
Because everything is better with fillies.
>>27599904
go to bed colt
>>27599907
Everything?
>Anon to be father to 400 after breaking into pony dimension
>>27599907
Even sex?
>>27599907
Where is my drone filly.
>>27599930
Everything.Original Species is a weird tag.
>>27599978
Filly kaiju.
>>27599958
dibs on that blushing sweetie
>>27599983
what's her plan
>>27600032
WHY YOU
boop.
What pony will let me do nothing all day and sit around her house and eat her food?
>>27600063
Fluttershy.
>>27600080
But she wouldn't even let her brother do that.
>>27600063
None of them.
Unless the something you do was one of them.
Which pony would let me sit around her house all day and eat her food in exchange for sexual favors?
>>27600114
Fluttershy.
>>27600136
in your panties
I want to rub flutershy's belly all over my face.
>>27600149
>>27600149
>>27600149
Ease into home life.
I want to rub fluttershy's balls all over my face.
I want to squish Fluttershy's testes.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.