Princess Trixie demands that you do something impressive to entertain

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>>27593111
remind her that she's not an alicorn and never will be, and that twilight will always be better than her.

she's always going to be a failure living in a van.

>>27593111
Autofellatio.

>>27593111
I'll charm her. Butter her up real good with compliments to make her blush and grow fond of me.

Then, to top it off, I'd sing to her. Even if you don't get the pussy, you leave a good impression, and she'll be fond of you.

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>>27593111
I can make farty noises with my armpit.

>>27593111
Cunnilingus.

>>27593111
>sing her the song of my people.
"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT."

>>27593192

I can make farty noises with my butt.

I mean, I would like it if she did it to me, so that means she'd probably like it, right?

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>>27593192
I can make fart noises with only my hands.

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>>27593111
Well, those trips are pretty damn impressive.
I can try to go for some dubs.

gay af

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>>27593253

>>27593135
Haha holy shit even Shamwow has wings now
No wonder Trixie wants to kill herself
What a loser

>>27593111
Preform magic

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>>27593111
Break the president in two with my bare hands

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>>27593282
>Equestria girls 5
>Trixie gets the alicorn amulet
>turns into an alicorn and beats the shit out of Sunset shimmer
>who's laughing now scene

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>>27593420
No, Seth
Your waifu will never be stronk
Accept your fate

>>27593111

Not a single

>rape

>>27593111
Quickly go behind her, and start fucking
My human stamina will impress her

>>27593715
Your human size on the other end...

>>27593111
Show her how to manipulate twilight

Drunken masturbation!

>>27593684
Nu/mlp/ is cancer

>>27593111
I'd show her a special magic trick.
Instant Teleportation!
With this special trinket I call a "gun".

Then I get crowned savior of equestria for getting rid of their worst ruler.