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>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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Last Thread: >>27536889
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27559973
Hey look, it's relevant again!
>>27559973
Oh my god we seriously need some new title cards this is atrocious.
Why couldn't you have at least used that picture of the good poner box at least it wasn't a disgrace.
>>27559973
xth for nice job
Hey paper pone Anon. I know you're out there somewhere.
Could we get a paper pone for our QT fishpone, Seadance?
>>27560006
New memes only anon
>>27560080
>only high quality images for my high quality threads
>>27560138
I will put you on the grill,baby
>>27560215
I don't think seafood is in a position to be threatening others with a grill.
>>27560215
typical griller
!Dance
>>27560326What a dork.
!ponk
>>27560448
Multi Waifu drifting.
>>27560448
>>27520712
Do thing
>>27560546
Nice work!
Also now I don't feel bad for abandoning this box of poners like I was going to.there were no good poners
>>27560650
>>27560693
Twilight, I know you're trying to make bad poners into good ones, but I think you should harshen your methods a bit.
>>27560702
>>27560821
Mango a good pone
>>27560836
mango a shit pony, remove from premises now
>>27560836
Micro-muzzles look weird and not cute.
>>27560836
>>27560894
Because this is how the pony would actually look.
>>27560882
Mango a good girl.
>>27560909
fat
according to the stastics
its a good time to run.
SHOULD I GO FOR IT?
>>27560080
If I were do draw a group pic of more recent peeps which ponies or general quests do you think should be in it? What would you want them doing?
>>27560909
Why the long face?
>>27560955
Sure, why not
>>27560907
cartoons are drawn to convey expressions anon, not look realistic.
>>27560955
YES NO MAYBE
>>27560956
last supper?
>>27560956
These ones:
>>27560546
Except for Whispen. Whispen an older pone now.
You could also maybe add Seadance:>>27560120
>>27560977
I DON'T KNOW
>>27561018
PARTICLE MAN
>>27560956
>>27561015
Another group pic, and nobody remembers.
>>27561002
No but like, which quests are considered new enough/good enough do be title card stuff?
>>27560546
What is angel supposed to be doing?
>>27561035
>>27560546 minus whispen.
>>27561025
THE ABANDONED CHILD
>>27561069
I'M NUCLEAR
>>27560976
I'm not saying she should look like a real horse, but are you implying that this doesn't look stupid?
>>27561035
I'd go by the most current ones here. https://www.anonpone.com/
>>27561035
Curse is new
Boat is new
Vampony is still relevant
Super is still relevant
Circle is new
Spicy is new
War in the north is new
Crystal Symphony is still newish
I have no idea what's happening in clock maker
Miracle is very new
Stuck is new
Dirty Work is newish.
Hype Quest is an extension of Urban, which is still relevant despite all rational odds.
All of these feature one or more characters that would be fine in a title pic.
>>27561130
>Hype Quest is an extension of Urban, which is still relevant despite all rational odds
Urban was the voice of a generation
>>27561130
we could be nice and post MC examples. A lot of them are here
>>27561130
And don't forget Blord; 11-54; Tinepone / FiT, arguably Paper Pone, Across the Ocean, maybe Big mares / Horse quest, Death in the Afternoon, and Heart of Iron
>>27561167
okay not that many on the waifu one, how about this
>>27561184
17 of 25 of those either aren't MCs or are from dead quests.
>>27561167
>>27561184
Dead quests are everywhere I look.
>>27561184
not so much either, post MCs?
>>27561210
>>27561218
Yea sorry, I didn't realize till now, was only seeing the thumbnail.
Spicy MC
>>27561035
Whichever ones whichever artist feels like drawing.
>>27561271
We posting MCs now?
Dirty Work MC.
>>27560120
Circle MC
>>27560909
vampony
Tiny pone
>Curse died
God fucking damnit, pay attention to your threads. Get a Page Checker or something if you have to, I think there is one out there for 4chanX' thread watcher
>>27561337
who fucking cares? he willmake another thread
>>27561219
Super MC
>>27561219
Miracle MC
>>27561337
I bump it sometimes and I don't even read it.
>>27561366
>>27561373
Big Mares has finally returned!
>>27561370
Lies. Apple horse doesn't smile in Miracle.
This is the real Miracle MC.
>>27561395
She's smiling on the inside after that great kiss.
MC of Crystal Symphony, Aurora Flare.
Or close at least. Someone edited over or something an old picture where she was wearing clothing so it's not entirely correct.
>>27561503
Shit. I am a fucktard.
Here's the image.
>>27561519
She a cute.
War in the North MC
>>27561219
MC of Paper Pony, Papermint AKA Origami.
>>27561519
>>27561546
>>27561719
Whispen's not an MC, go home. Your quest is dead.
which MC would you breed with
>>27561757
I dunno like any
>>27561757
Peppermint.
>>27561757
Any
Maybe mango, while she sucks my blood
Sharpie
Seadance
>>27561130
Who's the MC of stuck?
>>27561807
Thimble
anyone interested in playing a seapony?
I aint going to do it, but ill leave the idea for anyone else to.
You can fuck with Sailors and shit.
And build up a lore in Aquastria.
and run into the Dazzlings maybe?
>>27561830
Here for a short session.I know some of you will probably have to go to the long nap in a while
>>27561833
You can play a slut in Circle. Kind of the same thing.
>>27561337
Fuck, I've been bumping it all day. I hope SWC makes a new one, they said they'd run tonight. QMs can be weird about that though.
>>27561833
Have nothing to do with the Dazzlings and I'm sold.
>>27561833
>dazzlings
>not a musical quest
>not music at all
pointless desu
>>27561897
They did, SWC goes in the good QM box.
>>27561897
>>27562191
>>27562158
Curse is alive again.
>>27561853
>the long nap
Death? If only.
>>27561309
Damn she's literally the perfect horse.
>>27561309
>only one equation
>not two of the same equation
How could she be happy about that?
>>27562661
That equation defines even numbers
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ONLY GAMESHOW HERE IN /CYOA/ - ASK YOUR (FAVORITE) QM ANYTHING!
The show where you, brave anons, are allowed to ask the QMs whatever you want and they gotta answer. I am gracious host anon, saying hello!
What do you get? Nothing. Maybe some knowledge. What do the QMs get for replying?They can brabble about their retarded and autistic headcanons
And here goes the first questions! Ask, comrade anon.
>>27562691
Inept, who is your favorite Pony you've made with players?
>>27562691
What quest, or quest inspired you to start your own? Any QM.
>>27562691
Hey Vince, how much of a pain in the ass will finding out the bat's secrets be?
>>27562691
Sick, I miss you ;_;
>>27562751
Unique was the reason I wanted to QM. I loved Sloth's use of moral ambiguity in his choices.
>>27562751
Unique, Heat, and Urban were the three that inspired me to QM
>>27562784
Craft pls
>>27562751
Definitely Don't fuck up, and Urban.
>>27562853
Nah, and I'm not gonna make you play the guessing game.
>>27562691
why are you such a typical grill, inept?
>>27562691
Wolvan, why are you such adecent and respectable person.
>>27562876
Come on SWC
>>27562751
Celestiaquest, of all things. Give me the balls to believe I could write-quest without significant drawing.
>>27562909
Because Chad and me laugh at player suggestions together
>>27562751
Various little roller things that I can't quite remember back before cyoa's here were narrative based.
>>27562751
lmao I don't know
>>27562999
Nice trips Res.
>>27562751
Lurker hurt me. So I decided to hurt anons back
>>27562691
Bath, how the fuck do you draw such well detailed pictures AND write out your posts in so little time? Wish I could do that.
>>27563015
I have now inspired an endless cycle of bloody revenge. My job is complete.
>>27562853
Don't be silly, it was a question for QMs.
>>27562757
Depends on how hard you try. Meridian simply does not trust you enough.
Active threads
Heart of Iron: >>27559054
Big Mares: >>27561366
Super: >>27528586
Cursequest: >>27562158
Miracle: >>27556266
Hype Quest: >>27520712
War in the North: >>27444941
Pocket Watch: >>27429453
Coltquest: >>27544514
11-54: >>27463941
Vampony: >>27560702
FOE: >>27519414
Bard Quest: >>27444397
Alchemy: >>27377662
SIM: >>27503168
Dirty Work: >>27558236
>>27562751
Holiday Special.
First one I read, and I loved it. Thanks to you Inept, I was intrigued to step into the game.
>>27562751
SS and Threshold.
>>27562739
With players? Well that kind of narrows the list down to just Dandy and Holiday Special, so I guess I'm going to go with Dandy. I just hope I can characterize him better in Episode 2. I feel like, even though you guys were literally in his mind, you didn't get to know him much at all because I kept throwing new missions and NPC's in the way instead.
>>27562751
The first short of Ponies: The Anthology 2.
>>27563072
>little time
Dude, my posts usually take an hour to hour and a half just to draw a panel.
On top of that I cut a lot of corners, what I usually turn out for my updates is what most people would consider a rough sketch used as line-art with color hap-haphazardly tossed behind it to distract form how bad the line-art is. On top of that I don't proof read my posts all that often because I'm trying to keep from spending too much time between updates.
Honestly better examples of art QMs that I know of would be Alchemy Anon Hijacker and Inept.
Alchemy keeps a good balance between art quality Speed and proof reading.
Inept is very fast with her art or at lest was before her upgrade. (I need to catch up on her quests honestly.)
And Hijacker is a good example of quality, finished looking art with smooth line art in a good and reasonable amount of time. (although Hijacker's proofreading is almost as bad as mine.)
>>27563703
>>27563733
Also holy shit thanks guys. I can't believe *I* inspired anyone, but I'm glad to have helped.
>>27564090
>Ponies: The Anthology 2
That's the one with one of the few 'electronic songs' I like. Really upbeat and all, right?
>>27564113
As much as Miracle doesn't draw from any of your quests, the first quests I ran did have very heavy inspiration from you.
>>27562751
Innkeeper and JAD.
First quest I was around for since beginning of and it really got me into reading more CYOAs in general.
I can only hope I become as good of a writer, its a work in progress
Where did Noir CYOA go? I was interested, there where guns, and our character carried a .45 STOPPIN POWA.
Though whoever was writing that needs to improve his story telling skills. Can't really use commands the player hasn't even been introduced to. It's like trying to modify a variable without creating it first.
Think of an open world RPG, Fallout. Before you did anything, there was a short tutorial stage. Something that explained most if not all the controls, and things that can be done. Fallout NV despite being a better game, had a worst tutorial than Fallout 3. Like the player shooting targets in safety, before being introduced to VATS and shooting a roach, again in safety, before the whole break out thing and you have to actually fight.
Anyway, whoever was writing that. Have a small, quick case or stage or something that explains all the things we can do. Like the patrol stages in LA Noir. And have a better way to keep track of information and such.
>>27564746
New Vegas assumes you have already played F3
>>27564796
Even if that is the case, which i don't doubt. You should still have a simple, intuitive, linear, tutorial in every game.
Ignoring, muh endings and muh biojews, Mass Effect almost requires you to have played the last games, but the tutorial in each game is very well done.
Don't get me wrong, Fallout NV is the best fallout there is, better than 3 or 4. And since most people have played fallout 3, before NV, it's not hard to pick up anything. But even with that in mind, the tutorial in the game isn't very good.
>tfw no wooden AR chambered in .50 beo.
>>27564796
No it does not.
Where did you pull that misinformation from?
>>27564946
>>tfw no wooden AR chambered in .50 beo
ARs are like legos, you can build one yourself.
>>27565118
Logic. Have you played NV before F3
>>27565140
Just because it was the next game in the series doesn't mean that you need any information from FO3 to play NV.
There is no connection in the plotline, and while the tutorial in NV was barebones, it was there.
>>27565127
>tfw no RPAL to buy AR parts to build myself
>>27562751
>Maid 4 you
>>27565178
Rpa-what now?
Are you Canadian or some shit?
>>27560120
You requested this right after I went to bed, so I didn't see it until now.
Why no drifting cyoa threads?
>>27565757
That's a nice Seadance, thanks
>>27562751
All of them. I mean the fact people play interactive fiction here was enough.
Hey SWC, how do you make your characters so likable?
does anyone have fin's wew horse
>>27566035
>>27562751
I'm on a similar boat, I was looking for an avenue to do this kind of stories, and I just happened to notice SS and later others on /mlp/.
>>27566082
Don't worry senpai I save all the memes.
>>27565841
Only if it is chariot racing.
>>27565757
Hey man, I know you've done an Easy and I think a Storm, but could you do the rest of the crew?
Tinky has a stinky winky
>>27565841
Because nice things are forbidden
>>27566135
How do you know?
>>27566130
Sure, but I'm in the middle of cooking myself food, so they probably won't get done until I'm finished eating.
Do they have eye colors and cutie marks specified?
>>27562920
oh anon, you flatter me!I'd say I'd blame my upbringing for it
>>27562751
My first quest? Probably shooting stars and space. Can't really remember the other quests that were around that time which I read
>>27565757
holy fucking shit, this is adorable. Thanks so much Pixelanon, you're the hero we don't deserve
>>27566170
Two-bit's cutie mark is, surprise, two bits.
Beyond that you're gonna have to ask Link.
>>27566130
>>27566379
TwoBit's cutie mark is completely covered by his clothes, so that isn't really useful.
I'll just post what I have then. If Link ever mentions what the proper colours and marks are here I'll fix them.
>>27566436
>>27566440
>>27566436
>grumpy Ice
Seems right
>>27566436
Neat, thanks.
>>27566436
>>27566440
>>27566448
Yo, thanks a lot dude!
As far as cutie marks go, Tinker's is a wrench and Ice's is a set of three ice cubes. The colors are good.
>>27566035
I saw that one post by Inept several months back about wanting to make her quests more like the original show in feel. And I wondered hard about how I would go about doing that with my own quest.
So I made my ponies extra pony. They take friendship very seriously, and like cuddles and boops.
Beyond that, I pretty much just did some basic character building technique that involves starting with a trope of a character, and making some changes, thinking through how they would react to things and why, what sort of life they might have lived to get that way, just mentally fleshing them out. Keeping them consistent is the real challenge. Of course this isn't necessarily enough to have likable characters. I think in that regard, I might have just gotten lucky and picked the right base characters to work with.
>>27567386
>>27567386
>>27567395
Thanks a lot mate, I really appreciate it.
ah dammit alchemy's just died as I got up
hope he still runs today
>>27567441
>no new title card
>running
Resuming Miracle: Deep boogaloo.
>>27567607
>>27567342
nice
>>27567395
That's the face of a pony that just got a super hot gf
>>27568132
Does she give the succ of dick?
>>27568165
super hot succ of dick
>>27568190
What a lucky lil meme guy.
>>27568190
Easy could never give such a thing
>>27568439
Easy's one of those plebs who wants you to go down on her but won't return the favor.
>>27568469
Players should turn her into a cumsock
>>27568190
SUPER
>>27568558
HOT
>>27568565
FAT
>>27568597
ASS
PONUT
ALBUQUERQUE
SMASHES
>>27568660
THROUGH
PLYWOOD
LIKE
A
WOLVERINE
WITH
RADICAL
CHAINSAWS.
>>27568558
>>27568565
>>27568597
>>27568619
>>27568620
>>27568636
>>27568641
>>27568660
>>27568670
>>27568675
>>27568688
>>27568696
>>27568699
>>27568733
>>27568743
>>27568748
Super hot fat ass ponut of Albuquerque smashes through plywood like a wolverine with radical chainsaws.
>>27568748
That are out of fuel so you gotta go to the shop for more fuel but there's this old lady in front of you in the queue who has a basket filled with like half the store so you are like "Oh crap" and decide not to buy fuel after all and are left with useless chainsaws.
>>27568758
>in the queue
The Albuquerque-queue?
>>27568757
Perfect premise for a new CYOA.
>>27565232
Yes.
;_;
>>27568771
Yes, there were cucumbers for sale. So it was the Albuquerque-cucumber-queue
>>27568757
>>27568783
But those weren't ordinary cucumbers, Anon. They were richly decorated.
It was the Albuquerque-rococo-cucumber-queue.
>>27569019
Ok, you got a kek out of me
>>27569019
op pic.jpg
>>27569019
this is a pretty good representation of the bunch of us
>>27569019
This needs to be OP for the next thread. My enhanced mind tells me it will be a perfect idea.
>>27569338
Continuing
>>27569386
This is pretty fucking cute.
big pon a shit
>>27569404
what about smol pone?
>>27569432
You know, the first time I saw this, I thought the top of the milkshake was his arms.
>>27569404
Big pon not a shit.
>>27569436
Big pon is up
>>27569404
>big pon
>shit
Come on now.
>>27569432
smol is shit too but is tine shit
>>27569443
These aren't his arms?
>>27569459
I was more referring to this part.
>>27569502
Sick gains bro
>>27569019
kek
What's this pones cutie mark? It looks like a UFO in the title card.
>>27569813
Harmonica, I think.
>>27569813
Looks like a fedora to me
>>27569813
It's a harmonica.
War in the North continues:
>>27569891
box of husbandos when
>>27544900
Alchemy Abridged: Thread 6 part 2:
>Get attacked by one of those creepy mutant spider guys from Zelda 64
>Talk with giant severed head
>She advises you to burn down the forest if you want to cross
>Do it
>You win! You wake up
>Go back to that crazy pegasus loving bat girl who gave you a wingjob some days ago
>Get willingly raped
>Get raped again, but less willingly this time
>Ok, that’s enough, now you willingly rape her
>Have gay thoughts at the sight of the next storekeeper
>Feel ashamed that you were raped because your breezie gf might not like it
>Drop the worst pick up line ever on a random mare with breezie gf on your head
>Turns out that random mare was you childhood unicorn friend
>And just like all unicorns, she’s OP
>Like, darkness dimension traveling, dreamwalking, casually carrying a philosopher’s stone OP
>You breezie waifu get attacked by some feline domesticated wildlife
>Answer to her words of love and relief after being saved by saying that you really like her ponut on your dick
>Find worm hunter bat mare to have her show you were to find special magic shrooms
>Changeling slave tries to escape with the help of lil’ bro who had his virginity taken in exchange
>Shoot that worthless insect down
>Spare her
>Beat him up and have your dog slave punish her some more
>Also tie lil’ bro up because you fear his dick might be stronger than his brain
>Boop Nuts
>Go in an adventure in tunnels to find shrooms with Nuts and bat huntress
>Randomly loot a magical arm canon on a corpse
>Also 20 moneys
>Bury the corpse to thank the gods of random loot
>Find shooms
>But they’re protected by wildlife
>Luckily, Nuts has crafted and automatic wildlife disposer powered by bullets
>Witness the miracle of automatized and vocal controlled wildlife slaughtering
>However, the sacred loot ritual will always be performed by hand
>Decide despite her fleeing attempt, you agree to free the changeling from her current slavers to have her be your slave instead
>>27570202
We never really finished this, there just wasn't much interest in husbandos.
>>27569019
four tens of keks.
>>27570848
Systems are go
>>27570890
Super's up.
>>27570899
SUPER
WILL
HAPPEN
WHEN
CHOOSIE
DIES
FROM
HORSE
>>27571110
of alzheimer produced by an overabundance of hits in the encephalic area produced by frustration, namely her habit of knocking her head against the table when she gets bad rolls in the Pen'n'Paper sessions.
MEMES
>>27570241
Some people see Speed as a monster, I just see him as the manliest pony I've ever heard of.
>>27571056
>>27571065
>>27571066
>>27571082
>>27571097
>>27571102
>>27571110
>>27571128
>>27571134
>>27571140
>>27571152
Well memed
>>27571149
He's so mysterious.
Not even his players know what he's thinking.
>>27571152
>Tomorrow
my nigga
>>27571237
Gore Blood Blaster 5000- Murder Simulator EXTREME continues!
Hopefully last thread of longname's flashback starting tomorrow.Probably.
>>27571269
Hey, remember when like six people all said Circle now and Custos next, and none of them said Longname?
Tfw alone in Super right now
Reminds me of the good old times
>>27571318
>playing supershit
>>27571318
Well, you have a friend. I just posted something on there!
>>27571341
Shhhhh
>>27571255
Now with hyper realistic blood!
>>27571375
>average tuesday
>>27571341
SUPER
>>27571469
SHIT
>>27571469
>>27571477
Nu uh. We ain't starting that again.
Where do I find the best horse armor for my pones?
>>27571469
>>27571477
SHHHHHHHH
Internet access was a mistake.
>>27571496
He looks ready to kick my ass for looking at his horse the wrong way.
>>27571496
That cop looks like the fucking witcher
>>27571496
>Geralt not amused.png
>>27571496
Ask Todd
>>27520712
Adventure awaits
Your waifu has a cute dick
>>27571888
How dare you!I know.
!ponk
>>27571959
>>27571959
>when the plane crashing right at you
>>27572028
>"Sir! It's coming right for us!"
"I KNOW! I'M ROLLING!"
>1-8 everything is fine
>9 one person is injured.
>0 the plane is made entirely of potassium and is overloaded with munitions.>Rolls: 0000
>>27571986
I'M ON MY BREAK!
>>27572057
Rolling for a thunderstorm and unicorn horns being excellent lightning rods.
>>27571986
You rang?
>>27572057
I'll take a shot at those odds.
>>27572118
Why do you want the most important race to die?
>>27572134
I didn't say anything about Zebras.
>>27572057
rawl
>>27572134
There are breezies here?
>>27572141
Zebras don't do anything except brew potions, though. Unicorns can do that just fine.
>>27572150
Probably, but breezies aren't that important either, since unicorns made a spell that can turn ponies into breezies.
>>27572154
>Unicorns can do that just fine.
rescucks get out
In the quiet dawn of the forest, we sit still and listen
Among the rustle of leaves
The splashing of water in the creek
And the errant chitter of the forest creatures
We shall find a most peculiar creature: The Quest Master
A timid and flighty species, they find themselves either quickly dying out, or establishing a nest in which to lay in
There are few of them, and they are widly varied
Some are pragmatic and resourceful
And other are far too stupid to live, but through sheer serendipity, find sustenance to move on
There are many predators and pratfalls these small creatures must overcome
And today we will be following the more sausage-like and thieving of the sort
The elusive ‘Hijackus Poneus”
Or as some call: “The Hiji Pone”
It wears a makeshift mask, and is known for carrying a small bag in which all of its sustenance may be put into
And it shows up seldom, often times at late hours of the day
Hunting for the most valuable sustenance of all: memes.
Let us watch and wonder about this creature…
Speaking of… Where is it?
>>27572172
Probably stealing something from another poner.
>>27572172
Looking for the loot bag he buried last winter no doubt.
>>27572172
Who, cares look at that qt fishpone
>>27564186
Yeah, it's called 'Blackout City,' by Anamanaguchi. I love it, too.
>>27564202
Well shucks. Thanks Cammy.
>>27564946
Fallout 2 is best Fallout.
>>27572211
Hey, weird question real quick
In Gulliver's house, where is the bathroom?
Does it have a mirror?
>>27572172
Oooh the art looks nice already!
>>27572211
>Fallout 2 is best Fallout.
[respect for Inept intensifies]
Engineering with NEETs: the quest when?
>>27572172forgot the op song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU
>>27572172
Tracking down meme rich foragers in the forest.
>>27572226
Tine pon is his toilet
>>27572172
In the water
You see, the hijipone is a special creature
Instead of subsisting and producing its own memes
It instead to opt for stealing them from other creatures
The greedy little sausage
Sadly, it’s a very indecisive creature
And the winter was harsh
At the dawn of the summer, the Hijipone will awake from its hibernation, in desperate need of life giving memes
Naturally, it had the instinct to forage and steal as much as it could before settling down for the winter
And had stored a bag underground for later acquisition
After much searching, it has happened upon the familiar scent used to mark where the buried goods are.
The pone gets to work, hunger making its motions jagged and desperate.
A nearby Seadance swims up river, to avoid bearing witness to the vulgar display of a pone consuming raw memes
It is simply nature.
The hijipone gets to work, excavating the bag of stored memes.
With a satisfied sigh, it raises its dirt covered hoovsies, cradling a bag of memes
They are quite old, but they will suffice
The hunt will begin anew once the Hijipone has the energy…
But what is this?
It appears disaster has struck
The memes have all gone bad!
Whatever will the poor creature do?
The pone’s tumbly rumblys in the vast forest…
The future is looking grim, but the Hijipone will persevere
But how?
As scientists, we suspect the Hijipone might…
>>27572211
>Fallout 2 is best Fallout.
>>27572338
Run in circles.
Or possibly use the fermented memes to make exotic dindins.
>>27572338
lie down and shed liquid pride
>>27572338
lie down in circles while shedding exotic liquid dindins.
>>27572338
Being frustrated by his lack of memes he will attempt to create his own.
This goes about as one might expect.
Then he kills a glacial poner and desecrates the corpse, taking her memes for himself
>>27572358
Hate to distract from the nature channel quest, but Cursequest is alive again.
>>27572380
This.
>>27572338
Seek out some fresh memes, possibly to scavenge from another of his kind.
If he doesn't, he won't survive the winter, he has to hurry.
The best bet would be to seek out the mango pone meme. It has a distinct smell, that's easy to follow across great distances.
Oh hey, Proportional Punishment's back >>27572242
>>27572454
The mango pone is a vicious hunter though.
Hijijipone will be hard pressed to escape her stench.
The hijipone, desperate for food, succumbs to his basest instincts
The dindin instinct is thought to be a buried genetic trait of all poners, to be only used during times of extreme stress
But the hijipone can tap into this at will, and use it to great effect
It gathers what sour memes there are and attempts to cook them
However, the hijipone is incapable of understanding, one cannot simply take other pone’s memes and combine them into valuable meme foodstuffs
The experiment goes awry, and the hijipone gets sad fee fees
But in the throes of its incoherent sobbing, it hears something
In the distance, a poner’s voice can be heard
It is ancient, and rife with avarice
Demanding 50 bits before it jumps
Jumps where, we do not know
Additionally, a foul stench reaches the hijipone’s nostrils
At first, it reels from the stench, but then the prospect of fresh memes arises
As scientists and observers, what do you suppose the hijipone will do?
>>27572535
Throw caution to the wind and pursue this new opportunity.
Perhaps he will make up five or six systems on the way there.
>>27572535
Head to the jumping pony
>>27572535
Piss in a rag and wear it around his face, just in case the stench is gas.
The jumping poner than proceeds to MERCILESSLY banepost him.
>>27572226
Upstairs, second door on the right.
>>27572344
I can't speak for NV or 4 because they're new and expensive, but out of the games I've played, Fallout 2 is easily the best.
Desperate for a source of memes, the Hijipone decides to avoid the possibly deadly stank and instead climbs the nearest tree
Upon reaching the top, he gains purchase to a new view of the poner forest.
Across the treetops, the majestic Choosiesaurus Rex patrols in strides
The glorious big mare patrols the forest in search of feedbags and boops
Several other species of poner have capitalized onthis and formed a symbiotic relationship with her
In exchange for sugarcubes and cuddles, she protects the poners from billying.
And for Hijipone this means the possible glassing
But for now, the Choosiesaurus is content, eating a bag of hot oats
Further away, on the steppes of tumblr mountain, a lone poner barks to the wind
“FUCK YOU IT’S WORKING”
His mark set, Hijipone sets out on his quest for more memes.
For now, he must plan, though.
Memes, no matter how low hanging, always come at a price.
>>27572662
Find a way to blend in with the ponies that live on T rock
>>27572662
Gain passage on choosiesaurus.
>>27572628
You should try New Vegas.
It's got the best parts of 3 and 2 combined.
4 is utter shit
>>27572628
>NV or 4 because they're new and expensive
NV is like 20 dollars on steam man. But yea, 4 is not worth the 80 dollars. It's REALLY underwhelming.
Fallout 2 is really fun though, i really like the weapon selection. And overall the game is fucking NATO, and fun as shit.
That said, it's a very polarizing kinda game, you either like it or dislike it. Or you just haven't played it.
>>27572662
Ride the choosie, see where she takes you.
>>27572662
Ride the choosie to T mountain.
>>27572662
Brush her Choosie's intestines.
>>27572628
>I can't speak for NV or 4 because they're new and expensive
I bought NV plus all of the DLCs for literally $6.79. I don't want to meet the goy who can't afford a $7 game.
>>27572628
Can you give me a general layout of the house?
Thanks!
While the hijipone is partial to stealing as opposed to ingenuity, that is not to say the poner is entirely without some forest smarts
The sausage approaches the largest mare in the land and pokes her gargantuan hoof with his own
The background munching of oats ceases, and a towering mare’s head pokes through the canopy
Sunlight streams down to illuminate this divine encounter
And Hijipone neighs to her a plead
He neighs about his hunger
Brays about how his meme stash was soiled
And nickers inquisitively as to whether the large pone might grant him passage on her withers.
Choosiesaurus swallows her oats and replies in horse noises that she doesn’t simply grant passage to any poner
Hijipone must pay the toll
And what, fellow scientists, will Hijipone do?
>>27572830
!brushie
>>27572830
!boop
>>27572830
Maybe these numbers will suffice
>>27572830
defeat the goliath
become the new king of memes
everyone knows those who cannot do for themselves deserve to be promoted to management
>>27572830
boop that snoot
>>27572830
Spam !brushie like there's no tomorrow until we get a critical. No, not that critical, we've had that one too many times. Keep going.
>>27572830
!boop, if that doesn't work !newspaper.
>>27572830
!brushie
>>27572792
>can't afford a $7 game
This is what happens when you put 'writes my little pony fanfiction' on your resume.
Truly the Hijipone is a terrific pragmatist when it is starved of memes
It extends its diminutive hoovsie and gives Choosiesaurus a well deserved boop
The gargantuan momentarily reels slightly, and her muzzle scrunches
Hijipone waits with bated breath
A wrong boop at the wrong time could spell GLASSED for the poor poner
…
…
…
But today does not seem to be that day
Choosiesaurus snorts, telling Hijipone that for the duration of the trip, he must perform the sacred brushie
How else is such a big mare capable of keeping her mane so pettable?
Hijipone equips his small brush and clambers onto her head, with some assistance.
He lays flat on top as the mare rises slowly, as to not bruise the tiny poner
And as she strides across the forest, he gets to work, giving Choosiesaurus her brushies
Isn’t nature just fascinating?
And with that we take a momentary break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6B1T-dE0s
>>27572959
Yes. Yes it is.
!brushie
>>27572959
Truly.
>>27572988
Choosie is my favorite big mare.
>>27572988
What a byoot.
>>27572628
I haven't played 4 (aside from the opening cutscene) and it looks pretty promising so far.I haven't really played any other Fallout Games so my judgement could be faulty. or perhaps different opinion?
>>27573067
Fallout 4 is a major departure from the others in the series.
While there's a lot of good things, they nearly removed the RPG elements entirely.
It's more like Borderlands set in the Fallout setting.
>>27573088
>It's more like Borderlands set in the Fallout setting.
That's actually a very effective and fair metaphor for describing it. It conveys that it is enjoyable but most certainly not Fallout, and gives a pretty good idea of how it plays.
>>27573106
Yeah, I got a good 80 hours out of my play through.
And it was fun.
But I had nearly 500 hours across like a dozen playthroughs of New Vegas with all the DLC.
I bought it for both x360 and PC.
I got banned from the nexus for using elvis music in a mod I made...
But I have no desire to pick up FO4 again, no desire to buy the DLC.
>>27573130
Same here, FONV is my most played game at around 450 or so hours. And have it on 360 and PC. It was my second game for 360 actually.
I have the /k/ recommended mods, plus a couple others, and the game is fucking perfect.
Fallout 4 simply doesn't have the charm to keep you playing for long. I heard from a friend that the robot mod is very good though.
>>27571316
Yeah, but the strawpoll said I should finish the flashback at least. And truth be told I just want longname to be over and done with
>>27572959
Nature works in weird and wonderous ways.
!pone
>>27573631
Here's the result!
Race: earth pony
Gender: male
Talent: society
Additional traits: none
Fur Color: cyan
Eye Color: red
Hair/Mane: yellow, bald, straight
Tail: yellow, long
© Choosie Poners Inc.
>>27573743
We'd like to return him for a better pone please.
>>27573771
Here's the result!
Race: moth pony
Gender: female
Talent: society
Additional traits: none
Fur Color: black
Eye Color: cyan
Hair/Mane: white, very short, rough, tied back
Tail: white, long
© Sekrit Club donut steel
>>27573771
!pone
Here's the result!
Race: pegasus
Gender: female
Talent: Fire
Additional traits: none
Fur Color: pink
Eye Color: grey
Hair/Mane: black, smooth, tied back
Tail: black, long
© Choosie Poners Inc.
>>27572795
Took longer than it should've, but here you go, Anon.
>>27573793
Sounds kinda cool actually.
>>27573805
Thanks!
>>27573793
>>27573793
Such service, and we got a bonus poner.
>>27573805
>how do you afford this place?
Gully needs to stop loafing around
>>27573863
>How do WE afford this place?
>>27573805
Boop
>>27573911
Thanks man. It sucks that this phone gives like a thousand editing options EXCEPT when you post. Then it's either however the picture came out or eat shit.
>>27572628
Fallout Tactics is the best Fallout game.
>>27574006
I'll have to agree.
Real-time combat mode is so fun. I wish I could have it in the other classic FO's.
Welcome to Nyxland! Population: Cammy
>>27574342
>>27574354
Sheees preeetttty
>>27574354
whale flipper hooves
>>27574396
Hmm?
>>27574406
Gotta give the artist credit. She's really hard to hate in this picture.
Oh god it's finally happening! Guys get in Curse Quest!
>>27574618
Haha I thought about posting this too
>>27574618
Pleb tier MC forcibly being railroaded to kiss other pleb tier OC bookhorse clone.
Why should I care?
>>27574618
What's happening?
Lewd?
>>27574668
SWC stop trying to get us to bully you.
>>27574668
Pleb tier is subjective, and it isn't railroading because we chose this.
>>27573962
Thanks for letting me abuse your characters
>>27574807
Waaaaasit, you play both characters? Hilariously pathetic.
>they didn't choose the foodbug
lmao
>>27575249
>it's ok when hijack does it
>>27575249
>not playing as all your waifus and husbandos
>>27575655
Might as well play as their parents, kids and dog pet.
>>27575663
Hmmm, when you make it?
>>27575715
It is called Sims with mods.
Can you guys be any less lively?
https://derpiboo.ru/1171602
was gc a typical grill?
Pretter poni box?
>>27576207
No. GC was a typical girl.
Your waifu a horse
>>27576421
wew
>>27576191
A lot of people have finals right now.
>>27576424
lad
We need more cute zebra mares in cyoa.
>>27576526
Agreed. I want something with a zebra, a donkey, a yak, and a changeling. Go team underappreciated.
>>27576526
>ziggers
>>27576433
No matter what Summer it's always finals. When will you fuckers graduate?
>>27576537
>no goat
>>27576433
Yeah, fucking high schoolers
When did you realize that /cyoa/ was filled with underage b&?
>>27576754
dunno
BIG
>>27576991
BUTT
>>27576991
>>27577172
>>27577259
Fuck off and quit spamming.
>>27576991
smol
>>27577378
>No Nina
>No Halley
It's shit.
>>27577272
no u
>>27577396
>Unironically liking mary sues
>>27577543
Nina a best tho
>>27577592
Let's finish this flashback up so we can all move on
>>27577668
Forgot the obligatory image
Did someone save the vibrating Tara comic nips did last night
>>27566101
Which wew is better? That wew or this brand new wew?
Proof that railroading is a good thing:
>>27577953
>>27577994
>>27578065
Resuming Miracle: Vertical boogaloo.
>>27578120
>>27578112
It's Longname. It's an undead quest barely shambling towards any sort of conclusion. Nobody even gives a fuck anymore and wants the thing to just rip in peace.
>>27577543
Lies! Halley is not a mary sue!
>>27578132
This. I've said as much before.
>>27578112
it is funny to see how people still don't realize that it is a CYOA and not a greentext anymore
>>27578132
Everybody besides the players that are trying to make it continue beyond a sane ending, like what happened to colorblind.
>>27577820
>>27578132
I owe as much as completing the longname flashback to all the players, I picked it up and back then I promised to continue at least to the end of that
>>27578201
BUT FIRST
>>27578221
>>27578201
So what's the joke here?
>>27578283
none. spes said that the thought of a vibrating character sitting in a corner, vibrating, was really funny to him. Nips asked for two cyoa poners, he said tara and steel.
This was the result
>>27578292
>new spes quest never
>>27578292
wells thats something
>>27578221
BUILD SPEED FOR 12 HOURS.
>>27578201
Hey foals, chose to refuse. Don't inject weeds
I can do this, I can do this,
>remembers last stopping point
I CANT DO THIS.
So how does one continue off a sudden pause in story? Just railroad until suggestions roll in?
>>27578714
Repost the last thing that happened and wait for suggestions. If you link it here, I promise you a suggestion no matter what.
>>27578768
alright. gimmie a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbzwrtwolso
>>27578907
Inept stop
War in the North continues:
>>27578871
>>27578931
This image has potential
>>27579062
Needs a pacha edit.
>>27579100
>>27578931
>>27579321
Neat
Paper Pony continues
>>27579436
>>27578931
What's one input/course of action you supported at the time in any CYOA, that you wish you could take back?
>>27579639
Attacking the sirens
>>27579639
Pressing any key to start
>>27579639
;_;
>>27579825
Resuming robot friendship procedures
>>27579639
Thestart of literally every Wolvan Quest
>>27579823
He died the same way he lived.like a little bitch.
>>27579887
watch out kiddo, the grave isn't a barrier to his justice
>>27579912
"Justice"
>>27579912
>Le edgy bat mango memes xD
Why is it always the batfags who keeps posting cringeworthy and autistic crap like that?
>>27579995
Hiatus shmiatus.
Dead shmead.
Shit shi- uhh.
Well never mind you get the picture.
>>27580011
*teleports behind you*
>"All struggle is futile shiny"
Reminder that lots of things we do here are edgy and autistic besides bats, and that the guy who hates bats and constantly attacks them does not deserve (you)s.
I don't even really like bats, but give it a rest, m8.
>>27580011
Seriously Shiny. I know you feel strongly about this. You must if you've been posting the same thing for literally a year, but really, could I please ask you to stop?
>>27580025
Sweet.
>>27528586
Super's up.
So we're in a unique position.
Tinepone just had athread.
Paper Pony is being run by Juicy for once.
And FiT is kind of on hiatusand nobody likes it anyway.
So, what should we do about this?
>>27580629
make people like FiT
>>27580629
Run tinypone. It's the only available CYOA.
>>27580629
How about a short silly thing?
>>27580629
Finish tinepone. It only ended because you took the weekend off and people got sad and didn't bump. Plus you know you want to finish it anyway, so that you can start the new thing.
Yeah, we know about the new thing.
>>27580629
>I'm so used to running 3-4 CYOAs that I don't know what to do when I'm running only 1.
Tinepone, you silly.
>>27580629
Finish Tinepone
Did you see Gully in Vamp?
>>27580693
I don't know about the thing. I'm not from Sekrit Klub.
Oh, I hope nobody will take that bait and.. >>27580726
>>27580754
To be fair, it was quality bait.
>>27580629
I actually miss FiT but work on Tinepone.
>>27580700
No, and I also missed that fan pic of Gulliver and... Angel(?) from a thread or two back.
>>27580649
>>27580693
>>27580699
>>27580700
Alrighty, here: >>27580786
>>27580798
every time
>>27580629
>nobody likes it anyway
fuck you too
>>27580629
>nobody likes it anyway
Is cammy awake in Nyxland yet?
>>27580995
TFW Holiday Special will never coach Gutterpup's peewee hoofball team and get in a no holds barred fight with another coach.
>>27580629
>and nobody likes it anyway
You shouldn't make assumptions like that. Don't forget that you also had two other popular quests running simultaneously.
>>27580629
Excuse me, I like FiT.
>>27581081
I know this will only make faggots say it more, but stop making that joke. I can take pokes in the rib like >white as much as the next guy, but this one depresses and pisses me off for reasons I don't care to explain here.
Added Nyxland to my filters list.
>>27580798
maybe if you ran it more often people would like FiT
>>27581131
NyxIand
>>27581131
Nyxland
>>27581084
we're back.
>>27581081
>>27581131
>>27581149
>>27581159
>nyxland
Is this a new /pol/ meme or something?
>>27581081
>tfw /mlp/ turned into le reddit
:^^^^)
>>27581198
I don't get it either, but apparently Argentina's president is acting like Nyx or something
Nyx|and
>fitfags
>>27581251
>>27580795
>>27580995
>>27581070
>>27581107
>>27581114After Tinepone is done. Is that acceptable?
>>27581117
We're back!
>>27581293
fuck you too
>>27581412
>really high
DUDE
Under Spearmint's rough and warn exterior is a little filly who is scared and lost and only wants her mother. Too bad she doesn't actually have one, and never did.
>>27581454
GANJA
>>27581457
Shit, 11-54 died while I was taking a nap.
>>27581495
ROFL
>>27581514
It's fine, I probably needed the break anyway. I got home late from work.
>>27581614
I don't like letting a thread die before it's bump limit, it feels a bit tragic.
>>27581514
my personal motto is "no updates? No bumps." at least after a significant amount of time has passed without any word of when it will continue.
>>27520712
Gar's wild weekend ride continues
>>27581663
Honestly >>27581699 is right this weekend took up a lot of my time, more than my current job has and my update schedule has suffered as a result. Also threads for my quests haven't reached bump limit for some time now so it's really just business as usual in that respect.
>>27581760
Sounds like a porn title.
>>27581766
I guess. I just don't like letting it die cause it feels like i'm saying I don't care, and I certainly do care about the quest.
>>27581793
Dirty Gar and the boys
>>27582142
Little White Stallion
>>27580798
Not to be a dick, but I liked FiT too, why did you think no one liked it, did some aggressive shitposter give you that idea?
>>27582173
It just always seems like FiT is the least popular of my games whenever a choice involving it is put forward. That and there's been some very rocky spots in it (like the harpy), the fact that Holiday seems like an unpopular MC, and overall low participation, and it seems like FiT is at the bottom of the list most of the time.
>>27582173
Probably because it lost every vote for months.
So, what do you do when you run out of ideas for npcs? like designs and stuff.
>>27582209
>>27582215
Oh ok, that makes sense.
>>27582259
You could try
!pone
>tumblr drawfag starts CYOA here a few weeks ago
>fails miserably
>says she has to go figure some things out
>go by /b/ just now
>see her hosting a drawfag thread
Well, I guess she finally found where she belongs.
>>27582268
alright lets try.
!pone
>>27582365
>>27582386
Choosie only evaluates the first line for commands, friend
But there'shttp://ponergen.wolvan.at/
>>27582365
Was the art any good?
>>27582440
>http://ponergen.wolvan.at/
>first generate
>trap female
I CANT WORK WITH THIS
>>27582480
In the quest? Definitely.
>>27582548
there is a regen button for a reason, anon.
>>27582568
What quest was it?
>>27582440
>wolvan.at
Get the fuck out you fucking overnigger, nobody wants to use your crap just an hero already
>>27582440
It's shit. Use this instead.
>but no hooves
NIGGA JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION AN SHEEIT
>>27582669
>Res's next project wasn't Bat Knight CYOA
Shade didn't die for this.
>>27582618
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27362199/
>>27582755
Oh. No direction high school graduation sim: 2016
27582649
I'm getting real sick of this anons bullshit
>>27582669
Knights eh? I like Knight like stuff.
ill save this for later use.
>>27582785
Fuck you I was going to do an improvised Zebra Knight CYOA because of >>27582669
>>27582803
you go ahead. When I say later, I meana few months at least
but ive already got a Knight-esque character. So no need to worry yourself.
>>27582772
>>27582755
I mean, I'm guess I'm glad she recognized that only /b/'s lack of reading skills matched her lack of writing skills and gave up altogether rather than tried endlessly to put out shitty unreadable quests (coltshan), but it would've been nice if she had tried to improve instead and made something out of her nice art before giving up.
>TFW you are skinless just like your MC
Holiday well spend.
>>27582755
the end image was lacking
>>27582778
and you are a massive retard that doesn't even know how to quote posts. You literally don't have anything to say in this matter
>>27582772
What is it with grills and these pointless schoolsim quests that they never have any content for.
>>27583080
School is a cesspool of drama. Grills feed off of drama.
Why are ColtQuest players so serious? Every time I go on it I just see arguing back and forth.
>>27583098
If that was the case you'd atleast think they'd have no shortage of ideas for content. Instead they just meander into a grave right out the gate.
>>27583099
They want the D. Also Joy is a shit character.
>>27583099
Then you just choose funny times to check cause it's not usually arguing. If anything it's usually discussion or bumping.
>>27583137
I do want the D, but that's hardly relevant most of the time.
>Also Joy is a shit character.
If by "shit" you mean interesting, then sure.
>>27583160
I could see how you could think that, given every other character is pure snooze.
>>27583160
>Joyride
>interesting
>>27583160
>year of our lord current year
>liking joy
New thread >>27583219
>>27582877
chuckled good
>>27583205
I'm sure it's hard to write different, but interesting characters.
>>27583207
Oh ye of better taste, who do you think is interesting then?
>>27583215
Yep, and that won't change unless she stabs us in the back in the future,(which I hope not).
>>27583160
>>27583277
True. It may be the odd times, but still. I've never seen a QM use so many strawpolls to make a choice before.
27582958
>Being that desperate for a (you)
>>2 arrows aren't that hard to do m8
>>27583369
Differing opinions are hard to keep track of. Especially when they are in form of a response.