The Bradical Adventures of Normal Norman: New Hipster Try-Hard

now that FS is a hipster, what it's going to be scott's reaction?
i mean, he hates normies, but i bet hipsters hates the posers more than anything

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>>27555525
>FS
isn't his Name Zephyr Breeze?

>Scott:"Shit, bro, I'm considered gay, but you're an absolutely flamboyant fucking faggot"
>Zephyr:"h-hehe-he, yeah y-you t-t-too, b-b-br- bro..."

>>27555692
i forgot the brother, sorry
but in the good side, norman will have some time off now that probably pinkie will try to make him friends with everybody, so the other girls won't bother him

>>27555731
>norman will have some time off now that probably pinkie will try to make him friends with everybody, so the other girls won't bother him

srry m8, you're gonna need to write this shit a little better, couldn't figure out what you tried to say

>>27555983
i said now that zephir is in the city, pinkie will show him all the guys in canterlot, so norman will have a time out of the problems of purple, and since he's not very good looking, norman won't have to worry about the aryan beauty

So, why exactly does asshole hate Normies? why is he such a dick to almost everyone? what did rara do to him for him to hate her? why is he best background human?

>>27556828
He hates anything mainstream except for Norman.
He probably hates Rarity because she's trendy.

Okay, here we go I hope this works

>be Scott
>there's gonna be a party at Brad's place tonight
>Gonna get fucking wasted
>Not even planning on going home for the night
>Shit's gonna be so fucking cash
>"PSST, Hey, Scott, you coming tonight?"
>that's my nigga Nolan "Moneybags" North, dude's sponsoring the event
"Fuck yeah, mang. I'm gonna get so wasted I even prepared for the mother of all headaches that is sure to ensue"
>"Goddamn nigga, you hardcore as fuck. who's coming with you? you know the policy. Guys only get to come in if they bring a girl with them"
>Wait what?
"The fuck are you talking about? where did you get that shit from? who the fuck said that?!"
>"Whoa, dude chill. It's the rules bro, a means to keep it a party and not a brovention.”
>”it said in the invitation text. Did you even read it?"
>Shit, he's right
>How did I overlook this shit, It could compromise my plans
"FUCK!!"
>"Take it easy bro, we have to get you someone to go with bro, a party without you is totally gonna suck dog balls, man. You really gotta go man! There's a beer drinking championship on the line here!"
"I KNOW, I KNOW!"
>EU-FUCKING-REKA
"That's it, I've got this dawg, don't sweat it, I'll see you tonight then"
>"Right on, bro"
[Secret bro handshake intensifies]

>>27558190
"What the fuck you mean you're already going with someone?!"
>"Yup, just like you heard Scottie, I've already got someone to go with! Sorry"
"You traitorous bitch! you can't do this to me! My fucking reputation's on the line, the whole school's gonna know me as the fucking faggot who didn't go to the class party of the century!"
>"Hey!! be careful with your mouth mr.! The cookies are baking, you're gonna upset them!"
"Fuck your cookies and fuck you Ponk!"
>"Shhhh, Shhhh, he didn't mean any of the mean things he just said, lt's okay my tasty little treats..."
“Who the hell are you taking then?”
>”It’s a seeecret!”
>I’m feeling a horrible headache now, and I haven’t even touched a pint of booze
“Sigh”
>Who the fuck am I taking to this goddamn party then?
>I’m so fucking pissed
>”Hey, would you mind. I’m watching a documentary”
>”Fuck your fucking rocks too Maud!”
>Hold the fuck up
>Maud’s a chick
>I need someone with a vagina to go in
>Chick’s got vaginas
“Ahem- Sorry about that Maud, It’s just that I’m so eager to attend this evening’s festivity, that I totally disregarded you there for a second”
>”Please move”
“Say, would you be ava-”
>”No”
“I’m not done yet”
>”I really don’t care”
>I hate these people
>”well...”
“You really will?”
>”No, not really”
>Fuck damn it all!!
>”Say, alcohol is sure to be involved, correct?”
“You fucking kiding me? Nolan’s already unloaded a whole warehouse full of the stuff! I don’t even think there’s gonna be enough people to drink all that alcohol”
>”I’m not interested in that”
”Then what?”
>”It’s a stupid Highschool party. Might as well attend a Kiddy party then”
>ooohhh, I get it
“Okay, Brad and Nol said they weren’t gonna let anything other than weed into the premises, BUT…”
>She’s actually paying attention
“I know a few people who are gonna be doing a little different”

>>27558199
it's no use, we're doomed

>>27558621
Rain?
Kuro?
MISSING?
Someone, plz?

>>27558199
Scott going for the superior Pie.
oh boy

b-bump

>>27558621
give it a sec man

>>27558199
>scott manages to catch the maud
i wonder what she is gonna do. she's a party animal

Fuckin A

>>27560630
>4 posters
>fallen thread
I don't want to sound entitled, but where the fuck is everyone?
They just disappeared, is the EU taking us appart?
I'm scared, bro

>>27562328
Its just never ending disappointment

>>27562328
it's summer
family trips maybe

night

>>27563544
Where were you last night, when the thread went down, huh?

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If you had to choose one.

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>>27563698
>Cheetto Puff bitch barking at you in an impotent rage induced by an undesired dicking that results in closure to said rage post-orgasm
Then again, I'd also like the fuck the brainless taco idiot even further down the spectrum of stupidity

>>27563698
Purple tsundere.

>>27563698
also, thanks for sticking by MISSINGman

>>27563583
Sleeping
The thread was in P1, so i though i could have some sleep

>>27558199
here we go agin

>Her grave look steadily turned into a livid grin, like she’s the motherfucking grinch
>I think I got my ticket in now
>For reals this time
“So, I can assure you that there WILL be fun, I give you my word”
>”I’m not taking chances, you’ll be signing this contract if you want a settlement”
>Jesus fuck this bitch can’t be real; the audacity
>”just sign here, please”
“Wait a fucking second, I’ve got to read this shit”
>”Take your time”
>I hereby accede to provide the requested service and/or product--bla bla bla bla
>Ms. Maud Pie is in absolute right to deny the accorded pay for aforementioned goods and/or services
>IF I...the signee bla bla bla bla, fails to comply with clause 3 article 5, that states bla bla bla agreeing to provide in specifically supply of a kilogram of benzoyl based material to- okay
>Cocaine. Got it
>Fucking hell, I’m not gonna be able to get the fucking nose candy If I keep reading this shit
>Only three hours till seven thirty
>”You done?”
>Fuck it
“Give me that fucking pen Maud! There’s a drinking championship I’ve got to win and you are gonna be my access pass”
>”and you will be MY access pass, Mr. Greene”
>Scott Greene in elaborate font
>Fuck yeah
“Here, you better get ready because you’re gonna have the fun you’re looking for, baby!”
>”Oh, I know I will”
>She’s definitely smug about this
>“You know what you have to do, right?”
“Yeah, Benzoylmethylyadiyada, A fucking kilo of coke, I can manage that”
>”Good man”
>I know that contract’s gonna fuck me up good somehow, but who the fuck cares. This shit’s gonna be so fucking worth it
>After all, I’m gonna get to show these plebs who’s THE patrician in town
>Aw yeah, I’mma party like its 353 B.C.E
>”Very well, Mr. Greene. I’ll see you here at 6:45 pm. Don’t be Late”
“You got it, Maud”
>Point my fingers like I’m shooting at this psycho twat

>>27564211
>Gonna need to get my hands on some goddamn yeyo
>I remember trying that shit at one point
>Felt like I was fucking dying at a thousand miles per second whilst riding a unisicle
>Not for me
>But I know just the person who can get me a kilogram of that shit with relative safety
KNOCK KNOCK
>”Fuck off, dickhead!”
“It’s me dawg, Scott”
>”Scott who? I don’t know any fucking Scott- OOHHH, Scott Greene!”
>”Yeah, man, come on in man whatchu need?”
“Huge fucking favor, matter of fact, last fucking favor I’ll ever ask of you. Ever”
>”Shit man, what is it? You need me to cap a fool for you or what?”
“What? NO dude, I just need a kilo of your merchandize”
>”Hey man, is all cool, you don’t need to ask for dis shit as a favor bro, I got you covered! By the way, I thought you said you didn’t split lines”
“Yeah,I don’t, and that’s not the favor, I need you to let me pay you later”
>”No problem dog, gonna need a down payment tho”
“How much is it gonna be?”
>”Hmm, you said a kilo right?
“Yeah”
>”$250”
“Fuck”
“I got fifty here”
>”Dats my nigga Scott”
>”Hey, remember that time I gave your stupid friend with the beanie some ‘cids and he was trippin his balls off at that party at the butchery?”
“Fucking hell, I still got pictures of that shit!”
>”I swear, I could see the damn horror in his face, dog. The motherfucker left the fucking place smeared in ketchup. I feel sorry for the motherfucker”
“Yeah, don’t he’s a dick”
>”He seemed like a cool kid, tho”
“Alrigt, I owe you two hundred”
>”Don’t fucking forget it Scott”
“I won’t”

>>27563805
>>27563819
I am receiving mixed signals, but I guess I can work out a scenario where he gets to hug all three.

>>27564485
Work your magic mother fucker
Make this circle jerk great again

c'mon

>>27564485
We need to bring back the porn crowd and then use that traffic to post regular stories

>Multiverse shenanigans
>Brings Sitcom Norman into the Shimmering universe
>Reluctant Norman dodging horny birches in hilarious ways

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>>27565220
How could I have been so blind?
One shot's have long stopped being the life blood of this general, It was the smut what made these places thrive! I'm so fucking retarded it's so infuriating, we're gonna need to pump in some serious steamy pussy pounding if we're to bring this shit back on its feet.
Pray to Based we arouse this barren place

>>27565237
What happened to Sitcom anyways?
I really miss the dude

>>27565342
Is Based still alive?

>>27566004
Yeah, he is around

>>27564224
>that reference
so when norman saw rarity being eaten by cannibals, was actually a really bad trip by the x?

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what does she saw?

>>27566004
>>27566401
>still around
Nevermind the fact that he's pretty much lost interest in this, and just wanks about in the skype.
Except for when he does his ocacional congratulatory speeches here, the lazy, or perhaps busy bastard, only then does he dare grace us with his obsolete god presence

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>>27567284
yeah, its a little reference I couldn't let slip
by the way, I'll be suspending this story for the time being to attempt >>27565220
Remember the post from last thread where I complained about losing all the progress in a cuckolding story?
Pic related

I really want for you fuckers to have fun

>>27568078
nice
thanks for keep going man

boop

does norman likes to drive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcV1UpZAWAc

>>27568078
You know what?
Fuck it, we're gonna need both.
I'll be updating Scott's encounter with Maud in a bit, bro.
I just really hope smeone else comes and starts posting soon

>>27555117
Please don't do this. My name is Brad, and I want no part in this.

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>>27570143
>My name is Brad
well, that's your fault there bro

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>>27570555
Trips have spoken

>>27570143
You must steal some waifus or else you be cursed as a rapist. Like literally raping some girls in hijinked ways.

>>27564224
>Six thirty pm at the Pie’s place
>This is fucking stupid
>I hate having to consort with assholes like that guy
>Always act all friendly, and then bite really bad when things don’t go their way
>I owe that son of a bitch two hundred dollars worth of nose candy
>And I don’t even like that shit
>Where the hell is Maud?
>”Oh hey Scottie!”
>Shit, I forgot where I was
“What do you want?”
>”To say hi! Hi, Scottie!”
“And Goodbye to you, Ponk”
>”Wait just hold on for a second, you can’t go without a gal! You won’t be able to go in!”
“I fucking know that! Now leave me alone!”
>”But I’m waiting for Maud, because she told me you’d be taking me to my party partner’s house”
>Fucking great, just what I needed
“I’m pretty fucking sure you can walk, I’m taking your sister, Not you”
>”hmmm, that’s not what it says here in this agreement…”
“FUCKING GOD DAMN IT”
>I knew it
>I fucking knew it
>great, now I have to babysit her again
“Ponk, whatever the fuck you do, don’t destroy back seat row”
“PLEASE”
>”Okay…”
>”Oh Oh oh! HEY, MAUD ARE YOU READY?”
>”Yes”
>She’s finally out of the house, and what do you know, she’s wearing one of those slutty party dresses Rarity produces for the brothel she likes to call ‘boutique’
>Better give her the stuff before something goes awry
“Okay, I got the c-”
>”Not now”
>the audacity of this cunt
>”Okie Dokie, then! Off to Fluttershy’s house!”
“Where the fuck is that at?”
>”Down three streets, next to Everfree park”
>”Yup, rrrright there!”
>Place doesn’t look half bad for dead neighborhood
>”Aaalrighty! I’ll be heading over in just a tiny, bitty, little while after you guys get there!”
>”Goodbye”
>”BYE MAUD, BYE SCOTTIE!! HAVE FUN!!”
>”We will”
“Fuck off, pleb”
>Roll that fucking window up

>>27571278
>Maud turns her head to look at me and gives me one of those smug looks of her
>”Outstanding”
“Yeah, whatever, just take the stuff already-”
>”no, I only need a sample”
“Suit yourself”
>”You’ll be holding on to that”
“WHAT?”
>”article 5 clause 3: until agreed time of the transaction, signee will assume possession of material to prevent a loop and abolition of this agreement”
“Okay OKAY, I get it! I get it, Just what are you planning ?”
>”I reserve the right to withhold any information regarding that intent, Greene”
>She pulls out a tiny box from her purse and puts the stuff in a tiny test tube
>She’s doing chemistry in my car now
“It IS cocaine, Maud”
>”I know that”
“I guess you have to make sure you’re not being hoodwinked, huh?”
>”No, testing for grade.”
>I don’t do cocaine what would I know
“You asked for cocaine, got you the shit”
>”...”
>”Are you Gay, Green”
“What? Are you asking me out now? What’s next? Fuck a camel or something?”
>”Not exactly”
“Huh? Have I told you you’re insane?”
>”No”
“Well...you’re fucking insane!”
>”...”
>”We’re here”
>I know where Brad lives, thank you
>Here we go Scott

>>27571285
>It’s 7:00 PM
>Sun isn’t even down yet and the place is already looking sick as fuck
>The music doesn’t sound half bad, and it’s all ready blasting half the block
>People are getting in the mood outside the premises
>I can already hear the uproar from here
>Oh yeah, this shit’s gonna be rad as fuck
”Hey, Tornado fag! Get the fuck out the way bitch, there’s a party waiting for this sick ass motherfucker to come in”
>Tim, leaning on the door frame like he owns the place or something
>asshole
>”Oh, but if it ain’t the pretentious little shit I almost drowned in the restroom stall last semester…”
“Fuck you, bitch!”
>”you know the rules, manlet? No lady, no access”
“Whatever, I brought her,”
>Maud just stares at him in a dead cold gaze and winks slowly
>”Shit! I didn’t think you’d manage to bring someone with you! You can come right in”
“Yeah whatever, asshole”
>”Not so fast, punk, Not you...Gotta make sure you’re clean?”
>Fucking hell
>Not this
>Now, Maud managed to get in, and I’m stuck out here
>”YO SCOTT WHAT UP BRO!!! HEY, TIM LET HIM IN, MAN!!”
>”BOSS, CAN’T DO THAT!”
>”C’mon man, just let the guy in!”
>”Alright, your call, Nol”
>”Damn straight! You better be ready Scott, Shit’s about to get down in about an hour”
“Have I ever failed any of my loyal subjects, Nolan? Of course not, we’re gonna mop the floor with these plebs”

>>27567840
>Based shows up just to say he thinks were cool
>Fucks off until the next year to say it again
I just like the characters at this point idk what I think of this place who cares

>>27571564
>I just like the characters
that's the thing, we have a fuck load of value that will more than likely go to shit if we let it
Again, I don't know what happened with the regular trips like PChef and Rain, fuck even Kuro is kill this time for real

>>27572721
>>27570555
>>27570143
>Brad
Doesn't the rest of /mlp/ just call him Flash?
Why did we become attach to that Nickname?

>>27572863
was during the time he was confirmed. Brad it's usually the name of "generic rocker sweetdreams guy" that appears in the movies.
his name is flash, but his nick it's brad

>>27572897
Of Course, but my question was why is this place still calling him Brad, and if we are the only place in this board that refders to him as such?

>>27572952
so far as i know, we are the only ones we call him like that
maybe fingerbang, or one that another small short general
the reason we call him brad it's because when he was confirmed with the rest of the EqG boys, including norman, got his own general called "brad the rapist". in that time, based shined by his BtR's derpy saga. a few weeks later, the scruffening happens, and the EqB general still up. norman was the main mascot, and since NSFW greens were banned for a time, the guys of BtR went to the /nn/ thread, changing the name to "the bradical adventures of norman normal".
after that, it was more like a way to keep the guys from BtR comfy, til it reached the point where brad was as common as flash

Night guys

>>27573535
Where do you think you're going, you're going nowhere nigger
I've got a fucking story to post in a little bit

>>27573535
>guys
>literally one dude
WHY

>>27574535
We are all Anonymous

>>27571300
>Disdain for Ponk
>Isn't happy where he is
>Mouth like a Sailor

Tell me why Scott isn't best boy
I would like a continuation but the thread isn't happy rn with anything..

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Sophie and Chloe version of this

>>27568078
>>27570074
Were you the guy who said "You know what? Fuck it" 2 threads ago and took requests for stories of anons wildest imaginations and didn't do anything like everyone else and left the whole thread in a steaming pile of despair and distrust for writers' promises

>>27575170
you don't have to take my word for it, anon
its exactly why I'm working on one and actively posting the other one on the mean time
I was literally considering about postponing the one I was actually "publishing" with the intent of concentrating on another that could or could not possibly work or even get finished
If that was me, then thanks for calling me out on my bullshit, I was being a fucking faggot and didn't know the damage I was causing

Otherwise, disregard what any future promises
I've got work to do for this miserable pit of disappointment

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norman in CP when?

>>27575170

Why complain when there's someone actually writing something?

>>27576459
I kinda like the idea of an alternate universe in which Norman attends CPA instead, opens quite a few doors for a cross-universe dynamic

>>27571300
>That was a close call
>I managed to bring in a good amount, but I’m still missing three thirds of this trash
>“Oh, fuck! Scott, you piece of shit! What’s up, Yo!”
>perfect timing
”Brad, what’s good you child raping nigger?”
>”Hey, that was a one time misunderstanding, dog. She liked it anyway!”
“Yeah, I don’t think her parents would agree. Any way, Brad, bro, I need a huge favor bro…”
>PET PEEVE ENGAGED
>”Ask away, dude”
>Don’t ever put your arm over my shoulder when you’re holding a fucking beer faggot
“Okay, I’m gonna need the most confined room in the house”
>”Bro, I got you covered, dawg, what do you need for though? OH!! Yeah, that explains all those sissy looking dudes hanging out by the garage…”
>He literally thinks I’m gonna fuck those sissy fucks.
>Does he really have to do those retarded hand gestures?
”Nah, not precisely…”
>”If you’re not fucking dudes, then… Oohh, I knew you’d give in sooner than later”
>Now he thinks I’m planning on having conventional hetero sex
“Yeah, yeah dawg, where’s the room at?”
>Not that it matters what he thinks what I’m gonna be doing there
>”Right this way*chuckle*... stud”
>Seriously, fuck this guy
“Thanks...kiddie fucker”
>”She was fourteen man!”
“Yeah, yeah thanks anyway...rapist”
>Great, now I have to bring in the rest and stash it tightly in a safe location
”area secured, delivering payload”

>>27579435
something tells me maud will fuck him over before he manages to stash the product

bump before bed

Hang in there guy(s)

Norman's penis

>>27581228
Don't worry man
If two scruffenings didn't kill us, we won't die now

>>27581585
Post the picture!

>>27582679
I just stated it
Lewd in the simplest form

>>27581712
I'm trying my best, anon
Can't afford to let you down now

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What are some beautiful lewd we have?
Where the writing gets you off but also makes you appreciate how well they expressed love and passionate underage high school sex

>>27583801
I don't even think we've come close to comfy cuddly love making. Like, ever.
Except for that PonkxScott fic that turned into rape

>>27584349
The Mary Christmas fic was close, didn't go into detail but it was heavily implied they had warm comfy sex

>>27584401
Which one was that?

>>27579435
>8:40 pm
>Party is picking up pace
>Thank God that slut Vinyl got of the deck an hour ago, I was getting tired of her electro pleb shit
>Never thought Nolan would have the savoir faire to hire a competent DJ
>He’s that dude from CPA
>I’m digging his set up, actually
“Cool jams you got bro, diggin ‘em!”
>”Thanks man”
>Could be better though
>Well, that was enough fun for now. The main event is still on cue, and there’s a significant time window in between. I’ve got to get the rest of the powder as quickly and least suspicious manner possible
“Hmm”
>Wait a sec, Maud has been sitting on the living room's sofa for the last hour or so. I think I can make her work a little bit for me
“Yo, I’ve got a little bit of the stuff inside, I’m gonna need your help again”
>”You’re running out of favors, Greene ”
“C’mon, Maud, the last pull and I’ll fulfill my part of the deal, let’s just get it over with, okay?”
>”I can’t help you”
“What do you mean you can’t help me! If anything you should be the one seeking to help me here! You want something from me, and now I’m indebted to you and I’ve got to comply now. Just help me get your fucking cocaine in here like you told me to”
>”Sorry, I can’t do that, article 5 clause 7: signee will assume full responsibility of-”
“OKAY. I get it. Just help me find a way to get that fucking trash in here without being too obvious or suspicious.”
>I have to literally yell at her in a whisper to keep Tornado Fag from hearing any of it
>I’d get kicked the fuck out by Nolan, personally
>”hmm, Pinkamena is taking longer than expected…”
>I forgot she was supposed to be here, after all I’m competing against her
>Hold on that right!!
“I got it! Where is she?”
>”Fluttershy’s place”
“When is she coming?”
>”Don’t know”

>>27585514
“She said she was coming with someone, and I know it’s not Fluttershy… Who cares she should be enough to help me”
>”NO!”
>The fuck?
>”You are not involving my sister in any of this, you hear me!?”
“Whoa there, take it easy now, Maud.”
>”The only easy thing will be chopping your miserable balls off and flushing them down the toilet, if you even dare bringing MY little sister into this!”
>She’s ruining my keffiyeh
>Rabid bitch this one!
“Alright, alright. She’s out of the question!”
>”I don’t care what you have to do to fulfill our agreement, but if you want to remain a free man, you better do it”
>Shit
>I’m fucked
>I’ve got to find a way
>But how?
*BZZZZ BZZZZ*
>great
>[yo, Green, are you at Brad’s place?]
>Perfect timing, pleb
[Yeah]
>[Cool. Hey, I’ll be arriving a little late, Naomi agreed to help me get in. btw is the Aryan Beauty there?]
>The fuck is the cactus cunt?
>She’s talking to the Gestapo officer Octavia in the kitchen
>Heh, the Nazi supremacist befriending the merchant Jew twat
>This kind of irony always puts a smile in my face
[Yeah, she’s here]
>[Nice. See you there]
“Let the smuggle begin”

>>27585523
poor norman
by the time he knows what he's carrying, the sirens will sound

What is that doomsaying edition, people?
You've got a really promising story going on right now and you want more at the same time? C'mon breathe a little, let Anon deliver at his rythm and after he's done we'll go full paranoia.

>>27585523
This is getting me pretty hyped.
I like Scott, but he deserves his fair share of shit thrown at him.
>Meanwhile, Norman uses Naomi's kindness in an attempt at getting the Rara.
Our main character and our mascot, ladies and gentlemen, what fucking role-models!

>>27584349
Which PonkxScott one? There's two rapey fics iirc

>>27586400
Well, I remember the one I wrote, but there's a second?

>>27587029
the second, as far as i remember, was only a discussion where ponks have scott back by raping him back.
cockring, humiliation, pegging, you know how it goes but was mostly just ideas throw at the air

>>27561861
Could...could I have some adult Diamond Tiara, please? I don't like feeling like a fillyhandler...

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>>27587312
you stop worrying about it when you stay here enough

>>27587312

You are whispering me some pretty tempting words, Anon...
I feel creative and generous.
Who shall be her partner?
Nolan? Norm'? A suprise?

>>27587387

Pete

>>27587398
Wish granted.

>>27587398
What no

>>27587409

Yay~!

Although, I'm not the one who asked for it, I just said Pete because he's perfect for a Diamond Tiara story

>>27587424
Speak thy mind, Anonymous, I may change my mind if your arguments can convince me.

>>27587426
I feel like you are right. Time to see if it blends.

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>>27587424
>mfw Rain actually delivers requests

>>27587445
>Pete
Whatever just do it, lolis are lame anyway, pasta meme man wouldn't make it any better

>>27587448
Mfw rain is the only writer you can trust with promises

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what was the biggest JoJo moment norman ever lived?

>>27587963
I need to watch that Anime

>Tiara removed her reading glasses with a sigh, before pinching the bridge of her nose, easing the dull pain of her tired eyes.
>No matter the hundreds of hours she had spent on accounting during her career, it always put her in a foul mood.
>A light knock on the door was her confirmation that the night was going to be quite unpleasant.
>“Come in.” she commanded, glancing at the clock at the bottom of her screen.
>1AM? Who on Earth could still be here at 1AM?
“Goodevenin’ boss. Have you eaten yet?”
>“Pete, what are you still doing here? It’s way past closing hour.”
“I was trying a new recipe, also, correct me if I’m wrong, but as the chef and per my contract, aren’t I allowed to stay here?”
>“You’re not getting a single minute of overtime in your paycheck.”
“I told you, I don’t want it. I just want to finish that experiment. Wanna taste?”
>“I’m not hungry. Just let me finish this fucking paperwork in peace.”
“Boss. You can’t work on an empty stomach. The restaurants are gonna fall apart if you’re ill. No one here can keep this place running ‘side from you.”
>“Mind your own business Pete. I pay you for your cooking, not your advice. I’d call a therapist for that.”
>The violet and silver haired girl resumed her rapid typing, signalling that this discussion had reached its end.
>The cook let out an inaudible sigh and left the office, closing the door delicately.
>”Spineless.” commented the manager.
>She managed to finish the page when a second knock was heard.
>“Pete?”
“Yup! May I come in?”
>“Make it quick! I’m busy.”
“Room service.” The blue haired man announced cheerily bringing in a tray.
>“Pete, what did I tell you?”
“Boss, I insist, b’sides, Silver Spoon told me she thought you were losing too much weight. Please, not for me, for your old friend.”

>>27588043
Boi you gotta READ it

>>27588137

>“When we’re in this building, we’re not friends, I’m paying her and she’s our specialist in dietetics. That’s it. If I had a single doubt on her ability, I would have replaced her on the spot.”
“Yes yes, boss. Now, come over here, it’s my latest masterpiece. I’ll bet my hat that this will earn us 4 stars at least with the Kings’ Table Critics.”
>“Pete, I really need to finish this, bring it to my desk so I can work while eating.”
“Boss, what if you spill your drink on the computer? Just come here for a bit. You need that break.”
>With a groan of irritation, the woman left her seat to flop on the sofa.
>“Remind me to get rid of that sofa, it’s way too close to the ground. It feels like we’re falling, not sitting down.”
“Yes yes, boss. Now, I’ve prepared a simple crème de pumpkin with chestnuts as entrée, filet de canard with honey and spice as main dish, on the side are a couple of home-made croquettes of sweet potatoes I’ve been wanting to try for a good while. I know you like Bordeaux, so I took the liberty to bring you a small carafe. As for dessert, how about a nice scoop of lime sorbet? I’ll bring it when you’re done so it doesn’t melt.”
>“Pete, our motto is FDHA = /Fresh, delicious, healthy and affordable/. I believe we’re completely off.”
“Damn, you saw right through.”
>“I’m tired and upset, not stupid.”
“Boss, you can’t stay in your office 7 days a week. Your friends are worried about you, every time they come, they ask the staff if you’re not too busy or how are you doing.”
>There was a pause as the young woman blew on her spoonful of potage before putting it to her mouth.
>Pete simply sat in front of her, watching her perfectly red lips work around the silverware and the way they almost imperceptibly curled upwards as she enjoyed the aromas.
>“Who should I thank for having you watch over me, then?”

>>27588148

“You’re the one who believed in my dream of the perfect restaurant.”
>“Fine, I’ll say thanks to myself then.”
“Bon apétit.”
>“You are spoiling me. Have you tasted this? If I wasn’t used to your cooking, I’d give you a raise.”
>The young man laughed heartily.
“You’re the worst, boss.”
>“I’m serious, this is sinful.”
“I think you meant /succulent/.”
>“Whatever. Can’t speak, mouth full.”
“Yup, spoiled child alright.”
>True to her word, the heiress stayed silent as she ate.
>The clinking of utensils and the little attentions of her chef were all the chatter they needed.
>A refill of her glass, a handkerchief brought to dab a drop of gravy on her chin.
>It was their Sunday night.

>“Phew. One more bite and I’ll burst.” sighed the manager after downing the last drop of her wine, her plate almost entirely cleaned, save for a stain of sauce or two.
“You have room for that sorbet.”
>“That’s a murder attempt, Pete.”
“I’d say it’s a good way to go.” he joked, leaving the office with the tableware and returning swiftly with the frozen treat.
>“Pete, you have been staring an awful lot.”
“Have I?”
>“Yes. A lot.”
“Then, I apologize.”
>“You’re not even sorry.”
“I have no reason to be.”
>That stare was different from the others.
>Earlier, it was a little pride for his job well done and al the kindness and care he had for the one who gave him his chance at making his dream a reality.
>This one had an unusual intensity that felt very foreign in the shy man’s gaze.
>Tiara couldn’t keep her eyes steady, turning her head so that her business partner couldn’t see the light pink dust on her cheeks.
“Tiara?”
>“Y-yes?”
“You’re blushing.”
>“Don’t say it out loud. You know it makes it worse.”
“Sorry, you’re too cute to not tease.”
>“You’re awful. Buttering your boss up with sweet things and wine.”

>>27588152

“I worry about you. Think about it, if the two of us are already complete workaholics, how can we have a stable family life is neither of us worry about the other?”
>“You’re getting ahead of yourself, Pete, we’re not married.”
“We could be.”
>”Don’t you dare propose here and now, I expect much better than that.”
“I know, I know. But let me warn you. When you’ll be pregnant and have weird cravings, I’ll get Silver to move in for as long as it takes so that I don’t feed you blindly whatever it is you’ll fancy at the time.”
>“You’re making promises you can’t keep. I have both of you at my beck and call.”
“You’re cute when you’re in charge.”
>“I’m always cute.”
“But when I’m in charge…”
>The chef delicately pushed her on the shoulder, lying her on the sofa as he trapped her smaller frame under his.
“You’re beautiful.”
>“Pete, not in the office.”
“We did it in the kitchen last month.”
>“We were drunk, we were lucky there was no health inspection the following day.”
“So, shall I drive us home?”
>”You’ll have to carry me to the car.”
“Absolutely fine by me. And if you need help to go to our bedroom, I'll carry you up there as well.”
>"You seriously think you're smooth, don't you?"
"One point for trying?"


Aannd, that's it. Just a short no-brain kind of story.
I did want to lewd it, then I got lazy. Porn later.
Other writefag, you gotta finish your thing.
Stay Normal everyone. See you later.

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Somewhere in the distance Scott REE's both internally and externally

>>27588229
Shit
Didn't named myself
Oh well

>>27588229
>>27588242

Top notch, as usual

>>27588229
Nayaa, you know you're the best, right?
It's been a while since we last had some vidiya-related hijinks.
But more importantly, that's an unusual love triangle.

>>27588178
i love more when a story ends like a couple just loving themselves. like i said, not every story needs porn, just something nice to read.
thanks rain

>>27588229
good job nayaa. it's always good to see you here
somebody can tell me what's so good about overwatch besides the waifu girls and the team fortress 3 gameplay?

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>>27588229
Thanks Nayaa! Over watch is the next game I want to buy. Looks like fun. Hopefully someone colors it, colored will get you many up votes on Derpibooru

>>27588229
An Overwatch edit was long overdue, good job Nayaa
>tfw Scott probably plays as the saltbot
"Cry more bitch pleb"

>>27588312
>what's so good about overwatch besides the waifu girls
The marketing

>>27588490
>Scott playing Battleborn

>>27588550
Only sarcasticly

>>27588178
Sorry rain but I can't take Pete seriously

>>27589255

more like hits too close to home

>>27588178
oh sheeit, how the fuck did he manage to convince her to fuck her anyway?

>Other writefag, you gotta finish your thing.
will do

>>27588229
>Norman as Reaper
I need this

I miss Sitcom-san

>>27589255
I can understand, there are also some characters I have troubles working with.
However, can you be more precise as to which Pete is problematic to you and why?
I purposefully wrote him as much more confident than originally imagined, justified by: he's a chef with people under him, he needs to keep 'em in check, for productivity's sake; he has spent days working on his diction with his friends; having an intimate relationship with someone that bossy ends in 2 possible ways, you get trampled and never grow up OR you man up, stand on equal footing and work together to be happy.
Pete, like Tiara, has grown.

>>27590100
He made the first move.
Some people experience stress in unusual ways, one day Tiara had enough of him beating around the bush, he always acted "too kind" with her and she believed he wanted to earn a raise like that.
After a short yelling session, he had to say it out loud, in the kitchens, with everyone listening, else she would have sacked him right there.
Never had the two of them been so red in the face.
After that it was merely a matter of time... and convincing her that it wasn't unprofessionnal to date her employee...
Pete brings quiet and temperance to Tiara's usual brash and instinctive attitude in life. Funnily enough, their roles are switched at work, Pete is so passionnate about his craft, he needs her to be the realist, else, the restaurants would've gone bankrupt in the blink of an eye.
Finally, in bed the two exhibit so much care towards the other, no matter how worked up both of them are, there is always time to ask if what they are trying doesn't hurt or if things should go slower.
That time in the kitchen? Pete put his clothes on the table so Tiara could lie on them and be as comfortable as possible.

It's 4am here, I woke up to take a piss 1hour ago to write this on my phone...
This place is an addiction.

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>>27592078
>This place is an addiction.
I'm plan to die along with it, mang
have no intention of leaving either
Pic quite related

>>27592272
Same.
There's untapped potential here with all these characters

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>>27588229
>That Celestia Mercy

>>27588229
>Celestia pockets Norman as Reaper
Its like they want to lose

>>27588229
>Celestia keeps Norman after school so she has more time to stare at him and he has less time to hang out with Gilda
>Parents notice he's kept after school a lot and forbids him from seeing Gilda because they think she's the reason he's being troublesome
>Badass 1am Motorcycle Gilda saves Norman from his room
>Its a Badass Biker dude and Schoolgirl love story but with genders flipped
>Norman is the meek lil student and Gilda is the tough senpai who fights to protect those who need it
>Norman telling her he can fight for himself
>She shoves him in her chest and tells him it's alright
>Ride into the moonlight

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>>27580886

>>27592979
They're all so damn adorable

>>27592979
That's cute as fuck man.

>>27592805
Why is the Norman/Gilda dynamic so perfect but never used?

>>27593599
Because it'll lead to porn. I feel every anon here wants to keep Norman and Gilda pure

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>>27593859
>I feel every anon here wants to keep Norman and Gilda pure
speak for yourself, anon
I want whatever pleases the a/nn/ons

btw, sorry for not updating today Rain, everyone else
I'm really exhausted
I can't make promises anymore, but I can deliver

>>27594050
It is fine.
No matter "when" you continue.
What's important is to have fun with the content you provide.

>>27593599
because we know how will ends
norman finish high, no money for college,so he joins the force.
gilda is still a free spirit, so she rides whenever she wants
one day she comes to town, norman has his day off, both share stories and drinks. they sleep together, but they keep it as a one night stand.
norman didn't clean the rifle after shooting, so gilde gets a new rider. ater 5 months she comes back with the news, norman gets serious, and get a place, 40K, tax return and all that shit.
norman stays in the force as a sergeant, and gilda stays in the city as a weekend biker with some girlfriends.
when the kid becomes a teenager, he'll make his own bike gang

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>lemon trying to fit in tim's world

>>27596363

>"Tim, look! Look!"
"What on Earth are you wearing?"
>"See! I'm a bad girl! Totally a gangsta!"
"You DO remember what happened last time you pretended to be a gangster, right?"
>"Nobody got hurt, so it's all good."
"You're much worse than I'll ever be, even if I try."
>"Why are you such a killjoy?"
"Happiness is ephemeral."

>>27596915
>tfw no Norma story where she gets fucked

>>27597258
There's like 1 but
>Norma
>2016

>>27597418
Stop it!!
We'll be great again!

>>27597763
I think I remember Based teasing Norma like 4 threads ago
Someone ask him, I wouldn't mind THICK girl norman

At this point I'll take ladybug porn

>>27598271
>Based
He's irrelevant, now anon.
Lets just get on with our lives, we gotta get past it
And we will

>>27598271

>at this point

>Kate not being the best girl ever

Anon, I'm disappoint.

>>27598313
I'll always believe in Based
(desu I stopped believing in him and then Celestia happened, I now believe again)
Also we can all write lil one post one shots, but who has the balls to tackle a legit smut fic again.
One last thing, comfy cuddly snuggly high school sex should happen more

>Chloe developed feelings for her master Scott
>Chloe gets NTR'd by catching Scott and a dude making out and touching chests

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>>27598363
>we can all write lil one post one shots, but who has the balls to tackle a legit smut fic again
the only reason /mlp/ exist in the firstplace was so horny anons like Based could circlejerk and jerk off to pastel colored animated equines. There's nothing surprising about expressing the feeling of lust lust in the written form on an Uzbekistanee shoecrafting forum

>>27598497
Then write us some hot teenage love making

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>>27598860
No promises, anon
Only deeds

Story about Sunset and Gilda teaming up to bully Norman, Brad and Scott

>>27599584
Is that Tim?

>>27599632
>>27599584
>Tim could do a great Okuyasu
Probably because Nolan reminds me of Josuke from the thumbnail view

>>27599632
yup

>>27597418
>>27596915
>>27597258

>Norma
>not superior Scarlet

plebs, the whole lot of you

>>27600078
>Never date Norma only to get into her friend circle and hang with Scarlet
>Scarlet and Norma act like the couple

>>27599671
Norman and Brad are more Josuke and Okuyasu.
Nolan is Gio as fuck

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>>27600108
Scarlet on the left

>>27600152
Norma is more Tomoko, except she's actually pretty but still desperate.
Scarlet is just a cold bitch who'll only be friends with you if it means ruining a relationship

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>>27598222
Kono Sunsatto Shimmeru ni ha… yume ga aru!

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>>27599671
Gureito Daze! (Bulk Biceps will make a great Oyuyasu though)

>>27585523
>It’s 8:53 PM
>Had to go out for a bit before coming inside with the second load of white
>Smoke a cigarette while sitting on the entrance steps
>I still have to mind my strategy for the grand competition too
>There’s discarded beer cans all over the lawn and Inside is no different
>The more I look at them the more I thirst for the stuff
>I’ve got to enforce my temperance and remains strong until I end this circus
>its 8:59 PM
>C’mon pleb, where are you?
>Ha there you are!
“YO, PLEB!!”
>”Hey, Green what’s up bud?”
>So he did Naomi along with him
>She doesn’t seem all that stoked up about being here, telling by her body language; arms crossed, looking away and all
>Damn it pleb, and I thought I was the school’s misogynistic asshole
“Not much either, what’s going on with you Nao?”
>”Hmp…”
>Quite unlike her, she’s not usually this brash
“ feel ya right there honey...”
>”Fuck off, Asshat”
>tested and confirmed: butt blasted
>”So, you said you needed help with something right?”
“Yeah about that... look. Oh don’t worry bout that Nao, just hold on there for a sec, will ya?”
>we’re gonna need to discus this in a more secluded place
“Okay man”
>take the final drag out of my cigarette
“You’re gonna help me get this shit inside the house. we’re gonna go to my car, and you’re gonna put one of these ziplock bags in the least likely place beneath your clothing to get inspected and you’re gonna bypass Tornado nigger, we’ll meet in Brad’s parent’s room, clear?”
>”WHAT THE FUCK? NO!! I’m not gonna help you smuggle that crap! I don’t want to look like a dick in front of Nolan, and the Aryan Beauty just because you want me too, asshole!”
>drop the bud and stomp it dead
>This is gonna be much harder than I first thought

>>27601160
*Sigh*”Okay”*Deep breath*”It’s really not that hard, pal. Just put that shit somewhere and walk in like you’re doing nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing to it”
>”Yeah, I don’t think so, Green”
“HUH? YEAH SHE’S PRETTY SELFLESS AT TIMES! EVEN STUPID!!
>”what the fuck are you doing?”
>Cracking the whip, dumbass
“NO WAY, BRO. IT’S LIKE SHE’S GOT NO SELF RESPECT OR SOMETHING!!”
>Naomi’s looking this way now
>Good
“IT’S LIKE IF SHE’S DOING ALL THE WORK FOR YOU, AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT ENVY-GREEN ABOUT IT!”
>”Stop it!”
“You gonna help or not? I mean, she’s fucking ready to take off already, and you know the rules right? No gal, no go. No ‘Aryan’ for Normmie!”
>Smug mode engaged
>”God FUCKING damn it, Green!”
>What a fucking faggot
>”uhmm excuse me, but what were you two morons discussing just now? I’m fairly certain it wasn’t about ME, correct?”
“Psssh, you got that right! We’re totally talking about Mrs. Spiky cunt Rarity!”
>”oh- OH, yeah, right! I’m not very fond of her either, Scott…”
>”Hehehe… Yeah, she’s a bit conceited at times”
>”ugh, her whole existence, more like!”
>gotta admit, you can’t ever go wrong with a little blackmailing
>”Yeah, I was just telling ol’ Scott here how she -ahem!- bailed on me when I asked her to come with me…”
>”Yup, she’s as reliable as a snake…she’s even got the proportions”
“Anyway, we’ll be good to go in just a sec, Nao. We’re just gonna head over to my car and be right back in a whiz”
>”Whatever, just don’t you dare bail on now”
“Never ever, baby”
>”No, not you Scott. I was talking to HIM”
>”Hehe, yeah. You can count on it!-that I won’t bail out- that is!...”

>>27601177
“Well? How does it feel?”
>”Fucking horrible”
“Good, let’s get going!”
>”Yeah, I don’t think it’s gonna work, Greeen”
“What do you mean it’s not gonna work? Of course it’s gonna work! We’ve got to make it work!”
>”I’ve got three bags half a kilo of cocaine in my crotch, for fucks sake!”
“SHHH, don’t fucking yell, could ya?!”
>”Listen to me, I don’t care what you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do with this crap, but I’m going above and beyond to help you, by FORCE! And I will help you, but only as far as I’m capable!”
>Pleb’s right this time
“Shit, I’ll take one with me then. You take the other two”
>”WHAT? That’s still too many!! Did you even hear what I just said!?”
>”uhh, nope. We just got here up to the point where you said you’d take one. One what, though?”
>Oh no.
>Not now please
>”What’s up, Pink?”
>”Hi Normie! Hi again Scottie!”
>”Well, we just came from Fluttershy’s place because SOMEONE COULDN’T GET THEIR HAIR RIGHT THE FIRST FIFTY TWO TRIES!!”
>”We didn’t take that long, or did we?”
>”Wow I didn’t know you would be one to care that much for, Yellow… How you doing, by the way?”
>”Oh no, that wasn’t me, that was My LITTLE BROTHER…”
>Shy girl seems upset
>”oh, and hello to you too Norman. Hello there Mr. Scott”
“It’s just Scott, I’m not your counselor, lady”
>”o-Oh, Okay, Scott…”
>awkward as fuck
>”Oh, Puh-llleas, it wasn’t that long! It only took me like three hours to get it just right. Mmhhmm It’s looking amazing, don’t you think Fluttershy?”
>Oh great the fucking circus is complete, and we got the last act on the brigade now
>”Breeze…”
>”Teehee, anyway! Remember I told you my party partner was a surprise? Well, here you have him Scottie!”

>>27601340
>And I’m the one getting called homo
>”Norman, Mr.- I mean, Scott, this is Zephyr Breeze, my younger brother”
>”My Bro’s, It is a hell of a pleasure to make your acquaintance…”
“Whatever, pal”
>”So, is your skin teal or mint?”
>He’s at it again, the madman!
>”Hehee- well, it’s somewhere in between… uhmm, well… It’s teal. I guess..”
>Now he’s nervous. Hmm, no surprise considering how weird her sister is
“He’s used to be a racist skinhead, bro. I wouldn’t exactly go about dodging questions like that”
>”Oh, Good heavens…”
>This pussy bitch is literally fainting
>”Breeze!”
>”SCOTTIE! Don’t be so mean to him!”
>”Yeah, never mind this retard, he likes to mess with people… By the way, I’ll be calling you Teal, you don’t mind right?”
>”NO, NO!! I mean, yeah sure of course! I’m Teal then!.. Just don’t hurt me okay? Hehe…”
>”It’s okay Breeze… He’s a good person. It’s just that eh has a thing for calling people by their color. We don’t really know why…”
>”Ohh, Oh Okay! I thought I was having an encounter with one of those bigoted right wing crazies! I thought I was gonna die!!”
>”Allrighty then?? Are you guys ready to PAR-TEHY?!!”
>”Oh, You will learn the definition of Par-tahy once you party with THIS guy, Pinkie!”
>Goddamn Plebs
>”C’mon guys we gotta get going!!”
>hmm
>”See, you guys inside, then...”
“Yo, hold on just a sec, Fluttergirl”

>>27601351
We're a little bit past halfway now
thanks for sticking around

>>27600175
I was referring to the physical aspect, baka-anon

>>27601351
You're really defining Scott here and making him your own. Good job breh

>>27601351
They reached the top
Now scott must make sure of walking down REALLY slowly, or he won't manage to tell the tale

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>>27602851
i allways knew she wanted the norman booty
now the only downside is norman will see, besides of chloe's incest comics, a ton of comics of him doing humiliation with gilda, written by gilda and drawed by chloe.
gonna be a good seller in amazon

>>27601351
>>27602851
You two are providing me with fuckin' DREAMS right now, that's amazing.

>>27602851
Dumb question Nayaa, is Gilda getting worked up because Chloe draws Norman as the MC, or was it Gilda's fetish all along?

>>27604130
Because she's pure
__PURE!!__

> 3 years of Norman
> No Sophie NTR

>>27604425
>cucking best boobies
heretic

>>27605534
I want Sophie to bathe with Norman

>>27598472
I need to do more Chloe being stupid and Scott exploiting that

Hold on a sec, boys

>>27601351
>”I’m not so sure about this...M-Scott”
“Yeah, just pretend you’re going in along with two other girls and you should be fine!”
>”But I’m going in with my brother and Pinkie… I only came along because I told him I wouldn’t let him come all alone”
>Almost didn’t hear that one, there
>”Yeah, I’m not sure about it either, Green. She doesn’t want to do it, besides she’d give it away immediately. Green, could we hurry this up and just get over with? Nao is still waiting for me, and I really want to go inside already!”
>Shit it’s already 9:10 PM
>The competition’s probably started already and I have to get there yesterday!
“Shit, you’re right. Hey what about your Idiot brother?”
>”NO! Please don’t! I’ll just take it with me!”
>”Hey, Fluttershy! Are you coming or are you planning to stay there all night? What about you guys? Coming or what?”
>”Just a second!”
>I seriously hope you don’t call THAT a yell
>”Okay, I’ll do it…”
“Don’t even, sweat it. Norman’s right, I shouldn’t even be making you do this. It would be detrimental to both of us anyway”
>”But-I- I’ll do it, Scott. I know this is wrong. You shouldn’t be doing this...and neither should you Norman! But I guess It’s better me than Breeze, right?”
“I’d say Breeze seems a little better suited, but since you insist”
>”Let’s just get this over with, could you Green?”
>”Oh, dear… HEY, how come I never thought of it before!!, Mean Blue’s never gonna mind my beanie!”
“As long as it works”
>”I’ll just...put this inside my purse...then”
”Just make sure it’s not too obvious, Shy”
>”O-okay”
“Alright, I’ll see you inside then. Good luck”
>”Good luck, Yellow! Although I think I might need it more than you”
>”Thanks you, Norman...Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear”
>And off she goes singing her mantra
>I just hope it all goes well

btw, sorry for posting late at night
Can't get the sleep I need when I need it, know what I mean?
We'll see how we do tomorrow, alright?
Signing off

bump and good night

>>27610408
Final bump

>>27609367
Hello?
Anyone home?

So how do you guys feel about Yellow's brother?

>>27611867
totally an elitist hipster
the only good thing is his sister keeping him on earth. and her milfy momma

>>27611867
She has a brother

>>27611867
He should want to hang out with Scott.

>>27611661
Hi.
I can't really reply to a single post to a story without it being forced

>Norman tap dancing
>Purple comes in and tosses and banana peel
"Haha nice try Purple you can't stop me."
>And he never did

>>27612744
>"norman it's mine, you purple bitch!"
"but we aren't dating!"
>"whatever, he is mine!"

>>27602851
We could use way more drawfriends

>>27613152
I don't think she's mad about that

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>>27614354
B-but i-

>>27615208
You're perf, Nayaa.
It's just we need moar

>>27615232
this
wouldn't it be great to have some time off?
not a chance right?
but it'd be good to have more visual representations of Norman and the gang
it would mean bigger popularity; more love for the beanie
but I don't know how we're gonna do that, though

>>27615319
by gettin gud
but gettin gud takes more time that when you enjoy being gud. so i don't know

night

test

“Okay, pleb. Let’s go”
>”YO, NAOMI, WE’RE DONE. LET’S GO!!”
>”Sorry to keep you waiting there, Naomi…”
>”Hmmph! Don’t even apologize I’m already used to it anyway”
>”You didn’t think I’d bail on you, now. Did you?”
>”You couldn’t bail on me even if you wanted, idiot. You’re here because you’re desperate, I’m here for the booze”
>Sounds like the desperate one here is you
>”T-That’s not true!”
>I can’t believe she’s still salty about the whole Dating thing with this loser, but c’mon!
>”LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND ANIMALS OF ALL SORTS: WELCOME, TO CANTERLOT CITY’S VERY OWN FIRST ANNUAL BEER OLYMPICS! “
>”seems like they’re calling you there, Green”
>yup
“Whatever. I’ll see you two inside, then”
>”Good luck, morron!”
>Oh Nao, always the do-gooder, and always the unsung hero of every happy ending
>you gotta learn to respect yourself before anyone comes to respect you
>But what do I know, you’re probably a lost case at this point anyway
>Gotta, book it or I’m gonna miss it

I can't post fuck

>>27617871
>BEER OLYMPICS!
You have my attention

>>27617940
>>27617954
okay, since Hiroshima is being a massive faggot
pleas don't ban me japmoot I won't be posting the rest of the part of the story I had ready
anyway

>>27617871
>Well what do you know, guess who’s still getting through Tornado Fag’s little checkpoint
>”So, you came all by yourself, huh?”
>”YES. Yes, I-I did... well, sort of…”
>”well, this ain’t the kind of place for a cutie like yourself to be without friends, ya’know”
>”No no no no, I’m not really alone. I-I m-meant- my friends’ are here -I just didn’t want to come in the first place-”
>Well, this is even more awkward than before
“Hey, let me through, retard!”
>”You’re gonna have to wait, asshole. I’m with the lady here!”
>”YES!! I mean- I think he’s right…It would be quite nice if I could go in already…
>”Oh well, sorry to keep you here pretty, just doing my job. Hey, how about I make it up to you in a bit? I’m off watch in half an hour, what do you say you and I -”
>”uhmm, well- I have to-”
“Would you too just hurry up and let me through?! I’ve got a fucking party to wreck!”
>”You can go right in, beautiful. Enjoy- we’ll talk later, kay?”
>”Y-you too!”
>Package number two: secured
“You done there, faggot?”
>”only faggot here is you, shortstuff”
“Yeah, whatever I’ll fucking mop the floor with these plebeians for you, you’ll clean up the plebeians for Nolan, clear?”
>”Get the fuck out of my sight before I send you home, kid”
“It’d be a pleasure, faggot”
>”Shithead…”
“Lap dog”

Night bump

>>27618732
Well, so far is good
The C is inside, and green is gonna get hammered

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/nn/ version of this pls

>>27621768
In what context?
Who is who here, what panels?

>>27622128
As long as Norman is the dude on the left.
The girls can be your choosing

>>27621768
>Big boob girl is Sophie
>Small chest is Naomi

>>27622313
Someone pls

>>27621768
i need the first panel as norman
it's perfect for a reaction pic

>>27622487
A while back Nayaa made one of that same pose

>>27622900
Was it Nayaa?
I remember slightly different

Hopeful4delivery bump

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>>27623585
this one?

>>27618732
>I’m not done yet!
>Where’s the awkward girl?!
>There she is!
>”Hey!”
>”Hi,- Scott!”
>”What?”
>”I said, H-Hi!”
>”Never mind! C’mon follow me!”
>”Well, I…”
>”Let’s go, I can’t afford to lose another minute!!
>”o-kay, then…”
>”YO, GREEN!”
>Attaboy, racist!
>”Good job, retard. Let’s go. The fun’s about to start!”
>”On it!”
>What the fuck is this loser even looking at?
“The fuck are you looking at?”
>”Non of my business, bro. Have fun!”
>Cheeky bastard
>and into the safe room we go
“Fluttershy, thanks for the help girl”
>”Don’t mention it. Please, EVER”
>Okay…
>”W-what about me?”
“Yeah, you did good too”
>”Aren’t you gonna thank me?”
“Nah, you owed me, we’re even now”
>”What the fuck? Man, fuck you Green!”
“And a happy new year to you too, dipshit!”
>Alright, we’re done here
>Package delivered and secured
>Time to party

>>27624635
i can reckon that drawing style anywhere. this was made by schwartznigger
he usually tries to make "the lamentations of suri polomare" a reality

>>27625083
>”ALRIGHT YOU CRAYZY SONS OF BITCHES; ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?!
*In unison*
>”FUCK YEAH!!”
>”CAN’T HEAR YOU…”
>”FUCK YEAHH!!!
>”WHAT WAS THAT?
>”FUCK YEAHH!!!! Woo!
>”ALRIGHT, LET’S GET READY TO ROCK!!”
*Needle drops and crackles*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm31t1xjrKg
>This is where I come in
>I’m trying to get to the backyard, but there’s an army of shit-taste losers in front of me
“Open up asshole, coming through. Get the fuck out of my way!”
>Shoving people left and right
*Brad over the mic*
>”HERE COME DAT BOI! OH, SHIT WADDUP!!
>is he talking to me?
>Oh, its fucking Nolan
>Brad hands over the mic to him, and he addresses the public
>”AHEM!”
>Everyone shuts their yapping turning it into a minuscule whisper
>Quite impressive Moneybags
>”Just wanted to thank all of you for being here tonight, and to wish you all the best of luck. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!”
>He pops a bottle of champagne and sprays everyone with the squirting blast of the fluid
>The whole fucking place goes nuts ands start screaming their lungs empty
>Gotta get to him before we start the doubles beer pong rounds
>Out of fucking nowhere, Maud pops up suddenly grappling unto my right arm, and she seems to be holding a glass of wine on her free hand.
>She’s been hanging out with Cactus cunt and the SS officer by the looks of it
>”I’ll meet you back inside, Greene”
>She’s speaking in a slightly more lively tone
>she’s almost trying to sound...seductive?
“Are you fucking drunk already?”
>She blows a kiss unto her hand and puts her kiss right between my lips
>”Not yet, but for now: Good luck, champ”
>Off she goes back inside
>No doubt about it she’s fucking drunk now

>>27627363
everyone knows liquids manage to crack some damage in a rock

>>27628178
goodnight
plz don't die while I'm asleep

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There's so few of us

>>27629055
Sorry

>>27629648
But you know what?
I'm still optimistic
Someone is bound to post some lewd soner or later
Just you wait

>>27629661
>implying
I'm hopeful and I know someone will one day.
But in this thread?
Heavy doubt.
I'm sorry but this current story ain't cutting it for me

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>>27629055
I'm not leaving this place no matter what.

>>27629933
Hell yeah!

Boop

>>27629747
And yet, you find yourself posting in this one thread.
Don't know or care why you're here, but I still hold hopes some one is going to surprise you

who killed all the tripfags?

>>27630933
It was the Tripfags

>>27630972
so they are now in equestria, ergo, in EqH?

>you'll never bang Norma while Scarlet is is the same room judging you and telling Norma how ladies are better

>>27631838
>you will never change Scarlet's mind with a good dicking

>>27632027
>Not wanting a threesome with her
>She doesn't even touch you she's just there for her girl
>Banging Norma some more
>They're making out and eating one another out

>>27632027

Jokes on you, she liked dicks before it was popular.

Just how like Scott was into Rarity in primary schoolm before she started being all about trendy fashion.

>>27632143
>Crush on Rarity
>She then got into fashion the same time he did
>She got into the dumb and gay fashion show side of it
>Instantly turned off by her shit taste
>And so it begins

>>27632946
Would Norman watch E3?
Who would he watch it with?

>>27633067
maybe with brad. but if he's lucky, brad and nolan will fly to the con with him. nolan's treat

>Bump

>>27634375
Cutest pic!

>>27634375
Chibchibs will never do another one of these

>>27635305
She's into doing her own thing now. She's not a Jew who wants money

>>27635842
Hold on bit guys

>>27637153
What the hell lead to this? Artists, man. They're fucking wierd.

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>>27637165
Absolute madmen desu

>Purple twirling magic on a dummy
"So you're certain you can create a girlfriend for me right."
>"Yup! The hunt is almost over, Norman!"
>Magic absorbs the wooden dummy, giving it life and pretty features
"Holy- wow. Hi, I'm Norman.."
>He extends his hand for a handshake
>The dummy grabs Purples magic book
>Creates a boyfriend
>"Sorry I have a boyfriend"

>>27637766
>cucked by magic
Only here would happen

>>27639148
Bump

>>27639148
any stories with these two?

>>27637578
I've...I've seen that image before.
Who is it?

>>27640644
John Lennon

boop

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>>27637578
>>27640644
>>27640653

hes the madman

This is it

>>27641649
This could make a for a cool wallpaper

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>>27641671
WHAT IS ASSHOLE
TELL ME
WHAT IS IT?

>>27641649
only scott would walk like that