CYOA Discussion

First for gay club.

Remove homo

Moths a cute

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Fourth for Bats and Moffs are natural enemies.

>>27502310
The body composition isn't necessarily bad but it could be simplified some if you ask me.

Also I think your update times are ok. I wish your put a little more effort into describing surroundings though. All-in-all, good job.

So we got text CYOAs, image CYOAs, some with animations, and even some with music or completely based on audio
What support do you think matches which genre the best? (ie. mystery best with audio, adventure with text, cute/SoL with images...)

>>27502652

Clearly the next step is to create an interactive /cyoa/ movie.

This is basically impossible, but assuming it somehow ever happened, who would you want to see in /CYOA/: THE MOVIE

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>>27502594
Agreed.

>>27502672
Well a couple of QMs are going to personally visit SWC to slap him with a stick, so I guess we could try to get them to make some kind of movie while they're at it

>>27502652
Puzzle and exploration quests work best with images.
E.G., 11-54, Daring, anything that requires plqyers picking up on details.

Characters shine through best in text. SoL doesn't really need images

Action and adventure can go either way.

>>27502672
Choosie

Active threads

Stuck in the Middle: >>27427733
Pocket Watch: >>27429453
FOE: >>27445878
11-54: >>27463941
Coltquest: >>27482270
Bard Quest: >>27444397
Hype Quest: >>27406361
Vampony: >>27447259
War in the North: >>27444941
Circle Magic: >>27489162
Tinypone: >>27426946
Alchemy: >>27377662
JAD: >>27400547
Miracle: >>27497774

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>>27502752
Hol' up
Where's Dirty Work?
Aight, are you alright?
Pun not intended

>>27502775
It died five days ago. I'm sorry anon, it's too late.

>have stuck pinned
>barely read any of it
shit

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Forgive me if it's been asked before but what do you most look forward to happening in your favorite cyoa(s)?

>>27502981

The end.

Gar a ugly horse

>>27502981
I don't have favourite CYOA, I equally like all quests I follow.

>>27502981
Running again

>>27502981
The constant bumps

>>27502977
It's okay anon, I haven't been able to make many updates.

>>27503022
That's what the "cyoa(s)" is for anon. So tell me.

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One day she will see fully again.
One day we will see her again.

>>27503190
But the epilogue said she got a working eye.

Your waifu has an ugly snooter

anyway, about to start up the Noir CYOA, so here's what i'm doing.
Gonna post green, but accompanying it is the vocaroo reading of the script.

>>27503280
That sounds like a very reasonable compromise.

>>27503362
here be the meme, forgot to name it CYOA

>>27503369
>>27503514
better version

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>>27406361
Cyka Simulator returns

Which cyoa pone would you pone pone the most (non-sexually)?

>>27504036

I want to pone Harmony.

>>27502578

>Shade is still alive.

This dating pic is very outdated. We need a new one.
Post sensical /cyoa/ couples.

>>27504036
Flo

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>>27504061
With all things considered, this is the patrician pairing chart

>>27504061

Yeah there's quite a few cyoa character not in that pic. like Emerald...

>>27504076
You're right Emerald should be dating a giant sperm because he's a semen demon

>>27504074
>dandu with anyone other than floozlel
>muffin with anyone other than daring
I disagree.

>>27504076
There are only about 15-20% of the total paper pones in that pic. A shiton are missing.

>>27504120
I wanna be a semen demon like him when I grow up.

>>27502981
Harmony losing her virginity.

when is hipsanon starting a quest?

>>27504152

He is? I haven't seen him around lately.

>>27504123
But anon Muffin x Shade is canon

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>>27504205

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Mose Autistic ship inbound

>>27504231
>that super dark outline
ew

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As someone who never played it, I assume this is probably maybe a popular ship.

>>27504209
But Shade is dead, anon.

>>27504261
Only in this universe

>>27504257
I thought she fucked off and they're now the errand bitchboy of that gypsy or whatever.

>>27504257

My otp!

>>27504277

Nah she left to help the ponies wounded in the war with the Zebras. Besides Joyride is many things but gypsy she is not.

>>27504289
Looks like a gypsy to me.

>>27504231
I like it.

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>>27504299
It's meant to be

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>>27504295
there is only one gypsy

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>>27504231
>>27504299
>>27504312

>>27504339
Give her an Archie.

>>27504339
>>27504343
No, a Dorchadas

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>>27504335
shes got the eye to prove it

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>>27504339
>>27504343
>>27504368

>>27504368
what kind of stupid names are Laccolith and Dorchadas

>>27504394

Laccolith is a geological term for a lava flow that gets stuck between two layers of sediment and pushes everything around it upwards.

Dorchadas was SWC's attempt at finding the word for darkness in a different language. Apparently it's old Scottish or Gaelic or something.

>>27504377
Turn her the other way to face DorCHADas

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>>27504408
Dorchadas reminds me of Horchata.

>>27504169
I'm still around anon. I just have been lazy lately.

>>27504257
It's one that tickles me on a personal level. Not sure if that makes it popular though.

>>27503521
heey, this is pretty good shit, m night fã̎milam

>>27504377
aww, though good for Basil.

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>>27504368
>>27504441

How the hell do I draw Dorchadas he's fucking obscured in every picture

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>>27504408

>>27504564
That's perfect!

>>27504564
Why is she not swooning? Did she not take notice of his bench press record?

>>27504585
I assume she's just in awe of his sick gains.

>>27504257

Could you do another one of Emerald but with the zebra Bo? (He's the second biggest ship)

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>>27504568

>>27504607
Now she needs sisters named batholith, sill, and ...dike?

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>>27504601

These are literally five seconds in paint Anon. I'm not paper pone guy, I'm just using the ones in the folder.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rbsvwlpj2biydvk/AAAvw_Z97iYehVlrssfhCZ7Ba?dl=0

I want to hit chest day with Dorchadas

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>>27504627

More likely a mother named Batholith.

>>27504655
What an odd ship. It'll never last

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>>27504684

>>27504632

I know. But still thanks.

>>27504684
Bruh!

>>27504377
No. Basil is mine.

>>27504684
Lith denied yet again

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>>27504718

Here you go Anon. Just for you.

>>27504231
>>27504312
>>27504339
>>27504377
>>27504564
>>27504655
>>27504684
>>27504745

This is a lot of Curse Quest.
Does anyone else want to do any other quests? I'm pretty sure we have a pretty large number to choose from.

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>>27504745

>>27504768
8 post or that isn't hijij/nips/whispen is trigering you, Nonny?

>>27504768
Muffin and Shade in Inept's own personal pony hell

>>27504257
>I assume this is probably maybe a popular ship.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
CQ is for gay boy fucking now with a hint of zebra domination.

>>27504809
>Not wanting to be dominated by zebras

>>27504809
yep.

Couldn't be any more blatant with Hope going off to help ponies hurt by Zebras while Emerald fucks an ambassador who shouts about how ponies deserve to be zebra cocksocks.

>>27504768
I'm pretty sure you know where the dropbox with the paper ponies is anon.

>>27504829
Unhand him Joyride

>>27504632
Uh... Bo is just a pirate not a king. Though a zebra king bad end would be fun to see...

>>27504875
>King Wewuz I

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>>27504824
Race war soon?

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>Annual reminder that this is 100% Canon

>>27504940
Whispen 2 smol

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>>27504980

>>27505000
She's a big mare.

>>27505007
to you

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>Miracle died again while I was asleep

>>27504964
Where is the Tink paper pone? WHY IS THERE NO TINK?

>>27505071
lel

>>27504964
>she's not open anymore
Oh

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Gay, Straight, it doesn't mean anything when it's true love.

We all know Fruit belongs with Seren.

>>27505098
Damn straight famalam.

>>27505098
We all know that's just a metaphor for dick

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>>27505098

What other /cyoa/ stallions might have an unlikely bromance?

>>27505250
Blitz and Fruit

>>27400547

'Just Another Day: We'll never decide on a reward' edition tries to reach a consensus.

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>>27505290

This is OTP tier.

>>27504684
lost

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Hot Whispen sex.

>>27505549

Is this the rarest Whispen ever captured on camera?

>>27505561
The whispen X muffintop porn that bath didn't finish back when he streamed.

>>27505592
...what. WHAT.

How was this not preserved. I must have this. I need this.

>>27505602
Then it wouldn't be rare

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>>27505592

>>27505602
the same way the pictures of lily sucking off a sleeping fruity that hero requested were lost.

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>>27505666
That ain't Muffin Top.

>>27505706
I have no clue who muffin top is.

>>27505718
She was in inept's daring do quest

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>>27505592
Ahh shit I forgot about finishing that!

Also sorry about this odd weekend, I got roped into fixing a deck.

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>>27505718

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>>27506020
>he'll never draw again

>>27504964
YES! My otp!
Fuck off tink faggots, and res

Friendship Camp CYOA with all Summer camp tropes when?

I wanna fuck a CYOA pone.

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>>27506547
When you make it

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>>27504123
>not knowing about Inept's super secret stream shipping

Does inept have sex with her poners

>>27506927
That's the only reason to make poners.

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>Can't have a P&P session without Miracle 404ing while I sleep

https://derpiboo.ru/1166275
DiTA has lewds once again

Aurora fan art plz.

>>27507169
Don't do that. Wait for someone to ask what he should draw, then request Aurora.

>>27506950
RIP

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.

Your waifu a cuck

>>27506481
Get bent, your OPT is fundamentally wrong

>>27507491
Soon brother, Tink will get his super hot gf and leave Easy for the Chads.

>>27505331
aww

>>27507175
Not him but nobody ever asks for what to draw.

>>27506927
I find it hard to believe that at some point she hasn't touched Dandy's splotched peepee

Remember, for a cyoa to work you must cram as many tropes as possible into it

>>27507624
Jacku pls. Those aren't tropes in your quest.

is Amm kill? He doesn't seem to be around lately

>>27507776
>is Amm kill?
no

>>27507169
got any picture/description of her

>>27507776
He's on the Sekrit Club pretty often. Anything you want me to relay?

>>27507821
A vaguely pony shaped chunk of red crystal.

>>27507832
nah, was just curious

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>>27506927
We need a picture of Daring Do and Muffin Top doubling down on Brown Pone.
Assaulting her moist sensitive vagoober with their eager tongues until Brown Pone is made into a slobbering mess as pure ecstasy wracks her inexperienced body, slowly edging her until she has no choice but to bite her lip and release a spraying discharge of mare juice on Muffin and Daring as a hard earned reward for their sapphic efforts... I gotta stop I'm beginning to feel a bit creepy from writing this.

>>27507889
What is this horse's special talent?

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>>27507935
Bending the world ponies live in to make it more deadly.

>>27502626
>>27506599
>Batcancer

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>>27507835

>>27507960
10/10

>>27507970
>ctrl-F 2qm
>0 results
it's a shame

These CYOAs are lacking teats.

>>27508205
When you make it.

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>>27507960
That pony is SUPER HOT.

!doxel

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>>27508435

I am going to describe a few CYOAs by the memes I know and you all are going to tell me how accurate I am and what you think of the quest overall. Feel free to hop in with your own.

>Spicy Quest
Big mean mare with ironic name beats up on smol red pon who just wants to marry a chili pepper.

>Stuck in the Middle
Gay moff quest centered around a murder(?) mystery nobody gives two shits about because it's part of Sloth's 2dep4u background. Also with a side of Sloth never delivering on lewds because he's a gay gay faggoty fag.

>RGS
An experiment concerning Stockholm Syndrome and the effect of qt poners on it. And some edgy war stuff nobody cared about because they were too busy trying to get into one of their squad's pants (Whaspoon, Hot Pot, Chilona)

>Semantic Error
Bath combines his boners for apocalyptic worlds, cool cars and edgy anti-heros all in one! The final product is decent, but very out of place for ponies. Also there's a hacking system nobody cared about.

>Urban Survival
Good boy arayan Gar moves out of the country, away from his brother Blitz and little sister Treads to the big city, where he makes his way in the innovative and explosively active supermarket business. Some weeb bat ninja(who for some reason has waifu'd Tara) turns him into a bat and the two go on cool adventures to blow up drug dealers. All carried entirely by the fact the story is funny, with almost zero concern for plot or structure.

>BoatQuest
THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST

>Longname
Cucking of the century. Players tricked into reading a quest entirely different from what they thought it was.

>ColtQuest
>Do I develop the plot or some zebra dick?
>Zebra dick.

>>27508569
>>Longname
>Cucking of the century. Players tricked into reading a quest entirely different from what they thought it was.
but anon, I made it the quest they thought it was

>>27508569
With my boners combined I am captain Bath!

>>27508569
Angel a gud girl.

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>>27508627
Does this look like the face of a mean mare?

>>27508632
Well no
But it's because it's not a mare
It doesn't say a thing about being mean, or not

>>27508639
Shut it fag. Angel is a delicate little flower to be cherished and protected.

>>27508255
SUPER

>>27508569

>Spicy
Close enough.

>Stuck
Entirely too accurate, except some people do like the mystery.

>RGS
People DID care about the edgy war stuff and argued about it to no length. Also you forgot to compare playing the quest to pounding a nail through your dick.

>Semantic Error
Yes.

>Urban
I refuse to believe that you didn't play this one from that description.

>BoatQuest
Ironically, Doxel was right this time. It really is pretty good.

>Longname
For a guy who is just going by memes, you have a pretty good handle on things.

>>27508655
That's not Horsey

>>27508663
HOT

>>27508676
>doesn't comment on CQ
Found the CQfag

let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the

>>27508686
No anon, it's not.
We were talking about Angel, remember?

>>27508708
I thought we were talking about Zero Kelvin.

>>27508708
The barren, depressed mare?

>>27508720
Get out of here meme man.

>>27508720
And people want to waifu her?

>>27508705
GROOOOOOUND

>>27508697
I didn't comment on CQ because it isn't worthy of discussion.

>>27508632
yes

>>27508689
SUCC

>>27508886
KEK

>>27508886
OF

>>27508901
DICK

>>27508886
>>27508901
>>27508907
GATF strikes again.

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Who is the person that made this Choosie?

>>27508922
Some anonymous fgt.

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>>27508922

>>27508927
Fuck off craft/cammy/gimp

>>27508996
That's not what he asked you dipshit.

>>27508922
Does it matter?

>>27509047
I would like to know, and thank them too, it's cute as fuck

>>27509071
Oh, ok.
You're welcome.

>>27509074
Oh, alright
Got a name? All our brushies have the artist name on it.

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>>27509112
My name is right there above the filename

>>27509177
If this is not a ruse, then fug , thanks anyways

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>>27509177
confirmed for die

>>27507776
I only ever post with my name when something related to the archive happens. The most recent thing to happen was Hype Quest and War in the North being added. I'm not sure what you expect.

>>27503514

Resuming Miracle: darkness boogaloo
>>27509266

>>27509251
I expect namefaggotry.

>Quest falls off the board right when I start writing for it
Fug. What now? Starting back up Circle or should I start custos?Or should I finish longname's flashback?

>>27509366
Custos pls

>>27509366

Let's just hurry up and finish long name so it can finally be over and done with. That way we can have time for your other quests.

>>27509366
This is the exact and only situation when a qm should bump his own thread

>>27509366
Circle. Custos next.

>>27509491
This.

>>27509491
this

>>27509515
>>27509570
>>27509491
These.

>>27509588
This too.

>>27509491
>>27509515
>>27509570
>>27509588
>>27509690
Jesus christ I got it, guys
>>27509747 have some more circle

>>27509761
And Custos next? Because >>27509491 was fairly specific about you running your two good quests.

>>27509787
This. Drop the others.

>>27509787
I dunno, we'll see about it when I am done with circle for now
Also, >good questsy-you too

Bard Quest: Blord will meet people coming from Equestria at this rate: returns !

>>27509813

>>27509761
Is it true, is Seadance a smelly pone?

>>27510032
Nu
Seadance a pure

>>27510048
Maybe, but she's one post away from not being pure anymore, and it's gonna be a bat's fault

>>27510048
Pure sex.

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>>27510069
You kidding?
Seadance will always be pure.
Just look at this innocent face.

>>27510032
>>27510048
>>27510069
>>27510081
I'd imagine she smells like a fresh, high end sushi restraunt, briny, not fishy.

>>27510113
There's not enough lead in it.

>>27510113
>showing off her butt
>smiling about it
>pure

>>27504829
I ship emerald and joy

>>27510219

So do I.

Which CYOApone would enjoy getting booped?

>>27510540
Angel Wings

>>27510540
Every single one of them.

>>27510540
It would be better to ask which ones wouldn't enjoy that.

War in the North resumes:
>>27510567

>>27510576
Okay, which ones wouldn't enjoy it?

>>27510540

When will Emerald be booped?

I want to take advantage of tine pon

>>27510632
When he stops being a wimp.

>>27510632
When he will be free of his suffering and become a normal child.

>>27510631
Only the worst ones

>>27510632
When he finds the portal to the multiverse and finds himself.

Quality railroad you're running there Wolvan

>>27510653
Like Arit?

>>27510721
What happened?

>>27510721
Yep, feel like dropping, probably only participate in shitpost from now on

>>27510747
>>27510754
Get blocked out of lewds ONCE and give up? I mean, I've seen quitters before but this is just top kek :^)

>>27510747
We caught a thief.
We didn't want to let her go.
She had a magic power hidden in her tongue.
She used it to get away.

>>27510808
The lewd is only one thing among others
Besides, he acknowledged the lewdness of the MC in the character creation

>>27510817
>hidden in her tongue
I hate it when people do this in quests. Whenever that "convenient" event happens to make things more painful and annoying.

>>27510817
>flashbacks of hijijijijijijiji's wild ride

>>27510817
Also, we got no chance of stopping it despite being a mage ourselves

>>27510855
>>27510837
get revenge on the fucker, you know about the powers now, don't you?

>>27510817
This is among the most annoying things ever. Don't do this.

>>27510872
We can't, she flew away

>>27510817
>She had a magic power hidden in her tongue.

The fuck? How were we supposed to expect that? Counter it? Feels like some bullshit.

>>27510817
>>27510903
At least it wasn't like
>It was actually a hologram
>"Heh... nothin personnel, kid..."
>Teleports away

>>27510817
This kind of thing is literally
>It was a hologram
Tier writing.

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Reminder that Hiji did it before it was cool.

>>27510923
>>27510925
kek, that timing.

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>>27510888
damage_control.jpg

>>27510817
>>27510837
>>27510888
What quest is this? I want to read and see how terrible it is.

>>27510945

>>27509668

Things that happened since we left the university

We got attacked by a manticore and got separated from out friend in while fleeing
Decided not to worry about her and to go to sleep
Thief tried to steel our stuff in the night
Tackle her and try to subdue her
Thief pulls out a magical flash bang from her mouth after complaining no one would hire a bat and so she has the steal
Vanishes in the night after calling us an abomination

>>27510935
>using greek letters to write a non-greek nickname
What a fucking huge faggot. That's literally the modern underage faggot's 1337 speak.

>>27510945
Circles, go read it, it's pretty obvious an anon is overreacting because he wanted to jerk off.

>>27510817
Skimming quickly through the thread, it looks like a case of Uncle Lucky's magic hat shield, with less dire consequences.
It sucks, and the QM clearly fucked up, but it's not like anything irreversible happened. If I played it, I'd be pissed off, but I wouldn't drop the quest for that.

>>27510950
That's just as bad as kids using cyrillic to make their names fancy.

>>27510959
Some things are out of your control, kiddo. Better get used to it

>>27510966
Oh. I probably never found it because I usually check anonpone for quests.

>>27510966
>overreacting
Obvious rails with a completely shit author. Why you fucks play it in the first place is beyond me

>>27510959
It wasn't a university.

>>27510987
>this salty about wolvan after all this time
shiny tier tbqh lad

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>>27511028
This

>>27510980
It's one of the newer ones, they don't go to anonpone until they stick around for a few threads. I'm enjoying it so far.

>>27511028
>>27511050

Except the meme man speaks the truth, this time

>>27510963

>Caring about what and how people name themselves on in an offtopic chatroom.

>>27511079
Nice try, meme man.

>>27510987
>>27511028
>>27511050
>>27510975
>>27510969
>>27510963
>>27510935
>>27510929
>Teleports behind you

>>27511083
If it helps me pointing out someone's faggotry, I do.

>>27511092
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*

all your memes are belong to us

>>27511102
>if it helps me whine like a bitch
lmao

>>27511102
He wasn't the first and he isn't the only one
Shiro, Nips, SWC, Spes, they all went for it. Doxel earlier too

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>>27511092

>>27511111
Nice numbers, mind if I have a look?

>>27511125
https://discordapp.com/invite/0nJocSHiijFGPRP2

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>>27511111
Check'd

>>27511086
Do you see any abusive word toward the qm in my post?
Nope, you're as much a meme man as I am, meme man

>>27511108
>Yeah, I mean, I'm ok with shit. in fact who cares about shit? There shit all over my house and I don't give a shit. I really can't understand people who do.

>>27511142
>it's shit
My opinion > Your opinion

>>27511154
So you're actually defending using greek letters in your online pseudo?

Wow you suck
And yes this is mu opinion

Could I ask you all to please keep sekrit club contained to the discord? Everyone who gives a shit is already there.

>300 posts in
>the thread is already shit beyond salvage
That's not quite a new record, but it's still pretty bad.

>>27511172
It's funny because you're pretending you're not a faggot for caring.

>>27511184
>People started memeing on a quest you like

>Waaaa, the thread is shit!
>>sekrit

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Photo bomb, a waifu?

>>27511197
Go vanish in a cavernous rectum, faglord.

>>27511198
literally who

>>27511198
Heck no.

>>27511198
Whoa, did she lose weight?

>>27511215
In 11-54
The only pony from the outside who is still alive

>>27511195
Without faggots like me who choose to relinquish the incredible amount of self-respect non fagot anons have around here, this thread would have as much namefags in it as Equestrian dungeon or sekrit

>>27510966
From glancing over it it looks like the players got the drop on a character, pinned her, and at that point got locked into a cutscene where the character pulled a power out of thin air, escaped, stayed around long enough to be a cunt, then fully left with no chance of stopping her. It's bad QMing and frustrating for players, but I agree that it's not a big deal.

>>27511210
Sure, where's your mom?

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>>27511215

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>>27511230
>I must defend m'thread's honor

>>27511242
>"your mom" comeback
wew.. lad.

>>27511256
A-anon, don't provoke him..... H-he's right behind you.

>>27511256
Well, yeah, I like this thead a certain way, and I believe some focussed shitpost can help me improve it

>>27511274
*it was a hologram*
>>27511269
>green text with no reply at all
Wew

>>27511269
>Said the guy who litterally said "you're a faggot"

You're outwewed, lad

>>27511288
>grasping for straws
Lad

>ur mum
>teleports behind u
>fedoras
I think Res just got home.

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>>27511198
>>27511224

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>>27511306
>not even a comeback
Lol
*teleports behind you*

>>27511309
welp, that would explain things

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>>27511376

>>27511388
Which episode of spongebob was this?

>>27511405

Why are you dousing this poor whispen in a vat of
P U R E
A S T H E T I C

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>>27511376

Can you guys just drop Wolvan quests? He isn't a good QM and railroads like Pink, stop playing

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>>27511462

>>27511462
Sure anon, is there anything else you don't like that you'd like us to stop doing?

>>27511462
I don't particularly like Wolvan either but your post is retarded
You can't just tell people to stop playing quests you don't like. I mean, Coltshan had players.

>>27511462
Really he just took a shotty idea from Hij.

>>27511432
She can take it.
She's a big mare.

>>27511488
>>27511492
>>27511493
>>27511494
>Dat Post Longcuck Syndrome Disorder

Among all quest, may it be nips, hij, CQ, or any other, I have never seem people being so ready to defend a quest form an obvious memester post

Unless you really believe Wolv surpasses everyone else

>>27511493
Now now, that anons uncomfortable with people playing Wolvan quests, it wouldn't be right for us to be enjoying something that he has objectively deemed as not good, now would it? We should be catering to him as much as possible, what kind of a community would we be if we didn't. It clearly upsets him to see people enjoying somethin that they shouldn't be, and we don't want to cause anyone undue stress.

>>27511388
Is that Das Boot or something?

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>>27511530
Shit, I think you're right.
I just can't tell the memes from the reality anymore.

>>27511140
crazy how nature make dat

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>>27511573
>>27511586

>>27511256
Nice Shade. Can I save it?

>>27511825
All yours friend!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10355722