You come into possession of a button that lets you have a mind-blowing

>>27471802
I'll hack it so it's Flurry Heart every time.

>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.

>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.

>>27471802
Meh, not worth it.

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>>27471802
To be fair, you didn't say which Equestria. I'll just wait until the point at which Chrysalis has taken over her timeline, then abuse the thing.

That is a disease, kinda hurt i guess

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/

>>27471840
Ha! I just read that article before making the thread, too. I can't imagine being at my father's funeral and jizzing in my pants 9 times in a row.

>>27471802
OP, do you have something to tell us? Are you impotent? Nobody should need a button for the easy pleasy.

>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.

>>27471802
I have no need for this.

>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.

Its so easy and quick to do it yourself.

>>27471802
I don't want to hurt anyone just for an orgasm.
Make it a sum of money and we can talk.

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>>27471802
>Pony

>>27471802
Why would I use it when I can just jack off?

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>>27471802
Oh yeah I'd press it

>>27471816
underrated

>>27471816
/thread

>>27471802
>mind-blowing orgasm
i already have them. you just need to experiment with your body a bit

>>27472466
no butt stuff

>>27471802
Or I could just hack it to get to Equestria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQGbXmkSArs

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>>27471802
Equestria doesn't exist so yes.

>>27471802
But ponies aren't real anon...

And neither is your waifu

But that would mean that ponies would be close to you

That would make the button obsolete

>>27472466
Not all of us are faggots, Anon.

>>27471802
I'd rather have that same button but it gives a random mare a body shaking orgasm, while having a display that shows it happening real time.

>>27471802
Yeah.
Why wouldn't I?
1. I won't be in Equestria so i will face literally no repercussions for pushing it.
2. My waifu isn't even a pony, Gilda, yo.
3. I won't know who gets the pain in the first place and the chances of it being my waifu if she was a pony is extraordinarily low.
4. Even if my waifu was a pony and she got the pain and I somehow get transported to Equestria there is absolutely no way she, and everyone else, will have no way of knowing it was me that did it.

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Haha, my waifu isn't in Equestria.

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>>27471802
I wouldn't use it. I wouldn't want to risk hurting my waifu.
Besides, sex is like an adventure. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey getting there.

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>>27471802
I'll hack so it works the other way around.

>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.

>>27471802
I would press that button till I die like a lab rat with pleasure sensors hooked up to my brain

>>27476022
gilda's a shit waifu though

>>27471816
Top Kek

>>27471802
>Watch the button
>Watch my right hand
...eh, I'll stick to the old method, thank you very much

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>>27471802

>>27471802
Why would you need the button? Orgasms are easy enough to obtain and there's no need to hurt a pony.