>you will never fly >you will never soar over the green

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>implying I can't literally ride my waifu through the air
>implying she isn't a big pegacornasus 4u
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q1Z7u6c0mQ
>"Anonymous, do we have to listen to this EVERY time?"
>'YES.'

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>>27468829
>Not listening to https://youtu.be/G2vA6Dngzhs

Not bad taste, famalam, but still.

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>>27468790
https://youtu.be/bm2T1l3kknY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Xu6mkacg8

>>27468790
Thanks for the feels, asshole

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>>27468790
>tfw my waifu carried 4 ponies by herself and still flew incredibly fast
>tfw your waifu could easily carry you while flying
Feels good man.

>>27468790
>you will always be Scootaloo

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>>27468790
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU STOP BREATHING IN YOUR SLEEP OR I'LL JUST COME OVER THERE AND SLASH YOUR THROAT OPEN SO YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BLOOD

FUCK YOU
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>>27469330

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>>27468790
>>27468865

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>>27468790
>>27468865

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>>27468790

>>27468790
>you'll never get hit by a lightening
>you'll never lose control of your flying asset
>You'll never begin to fall down at increasingly higher speeds, spiralling
>you'll never feel the panic of certain impending death
...eh, I'll deal with that

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>>27468790

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>>27468790
why do we suck so much as a species?

>>27468790
>implying i can't throw myself out of a window

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>>27469330

So much this

>>27468790

Pic related to you

>>27469330
>>27469330
>>27469330

This

>>27469330

/Thread

Have you literally never heard of an aeroplane OP?

Into the distance, a ribbon of black

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>>27469249

>>27468790
But on the plus side I'll never be Rainbow Trash

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>implying I can't kill myself
>implying you don't get trans dimensional travel! and possession powers, when you die
Some day I will turn into RD

they will never have a thing called "internet"

check mate, I don´t wanna live in equestria with that handicap

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>>27471720
the internet was a mistake.

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>>27471875

>>27468790
>You will never be a unicorn who can use magic
>You will never be able to levitate things

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>>27468790

>>27468790
*Sobs*

>>27468790
>I have never heard of an ultralight aircraft before

>>27468790
>airplanes

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>>27468790
But I do fly.

Granted having actual wings instead of sitting in a cockpit would be magnitudes more amazing.

>>27468790 (OP)
cuz you are a animated cartoon horse, not real person

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>>27468790
>Implying I'm not training for the air-force

See you from the sky, jackass.

>>27476036
What are you going to be flying?

>>27476053
A plane

>>27476372
Real specific, Yeager.

>>27476380
Sorry, a military plane

>>27476380
You asked Jaeger.

>>27476036
>>27475979
>you will never feel the cool air breezing over your body
>you will never fly alongside your friends and laugh and joke as you race through the clouds

ribip

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>>27477498
>that feel

>>27471867
You fucker.

>>27470969
It's just not the same and you know it.

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Can't wait to do some aerobatics.

>>27468790
You do know ultralight aircraft are a thing, right? They cost about 5K (or you can build one yourself if you like that sort of thing) and require no pilot license.

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>>27480708
Forgot pic.

>>27480377
>>27480708
>>27480719
>thinking using a machine to fly is the same as doing it under your own wingpower

>>27480743
Well if that's the case then just drop some PCP or LSD. It will make you feel like you are flying and that your waifu is real.

This is as close as you get to the experience IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czy0pXRRZcs

>>27480759
>tfw you have no clue how to get into the drug scene

>>27480708
They're also death traps.

>>27481286
4chan is a deathtrap. One you never leave from.
At least with ultralights it's a quick death whereas here you slowly rot.

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>>27480802
Oh... oh my goodness. It's so beautiful, I need to do this before I die.

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>>27468790
you could if you don't mind the increadible mortality rate of gliding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P58b0qaFPnk

>>27481420
It's not so much flying as it is falling, the only direction you can really go is down.

>>27468790
>you'll never get me to care.
Oh shit, BURNED

>>27468790
>>you will never relax and sleep on said mountain as the warm sun heats your body
I want to sleep on a cloud.

>>27481429
you don't need an expensive jetpack though, and you can do so with more of your body exposed if you so desire, instead of being a guy in a rocket suit.

>>27481458
That is nowhere near the same level of control. That jet suit gives them the maneuverability of a bird and the ability to climb, not just descend.

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>>27468790
Fuck OP, this hit me right in the feelios. I had a dream like this once, never been the same since.

>>27480743
Hell, I prefer it the machine way. We have two perfectly good legs and a nice buttocks to push us as long as we want to, yet we drive cars/motorcycles/whatever instead of running everywhere. If we had wings and could fly, what's to say we wouldn't treat it just like running where there's a generally preferred alternative? I'd bet that an ultralight aircraft would get you further than your own wings would anyway.

>>27482327
>If we had wings and could fly, what's to say we wouldn't treat it just like running where there's a generally preferred alternative?
The fact that I could fly. I'd be a flight nut, like those exercise nuts out there.

>>27482327
>If we had wings and could fly, what's to say we wouldn't treat it just like running
This is exactly what would happen once the newness wore off. Once something that was once unique becomes commonplace, it loses all its majesty and turns into the mundane.
It's like what Jurassic World was saying about dinosaurs if they ever came back; cool at first but interest eventually wanes.