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609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
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>>27448553
>filly
>colt
>>27452958
Touch horse
STOP SAYING FILLY
No
>>27452982
>filly
>>27452970
He has filly face.
>>27452992
>>27452992
>>27452962
Touching fillies is illegal.
>>27453023
compulsory*
Ten Adam Twelve...
We have reports of filly touching in progress
>>27452958
WHAT A VERY UGLY PONY
>>27453023
That filly will be going to therapy for months after that.
>>27453027
I'm gonna breed the filly
Okay Hasbro, do you have any toys you're planning on promoting? I'm ready to write another episode?
Oooh oooh do you have any plans for Equestria Girls? I would LOVE to write for Equestria Girls!
>>27453138
I'd rather breed with her, myself. I don't share when it comes to this kind of thing. That being little cartoon ponies who I like.
>>27452962
*sticks finger in mouth then boops*
I wish I could get a 2nd job posting ponies
I'd work overtime
>>27453214
I told you, I can't do that any more after Applejack got us. She wasn't against it but she wants to watch and it's just weird.
Unfortunately there's just unpaid internships at the mlpg office right now.
Such a happy family.
>>27453293
>brothers eventually marry each sister
This feels weird for some reason.
Remember that Derpy loves you.
>>27453214
she looks sad, maybe I can cheer her up with these
>>27453308
I am not worthy of love.
>>27453308
No one loves me.
>>27453308
I love her too.
Which one would youadopt?
>>27453357
Rumble. So I could rape him.
>>27453357
Tornado, Noi, andScoot
>>27453357
>a
A pegasus because they're optimal cuddlers.
Probably Scootaloo because she couldn't fly away.
>>27453357
None of them.I wouldn't be able to support them.
>>27453357
The best one, duh.
>>27453384
you can get filly support checks from the government you know
>opening of rarity for you
>>27453386
I'll take all of them then.
I'll start some kind of Foal Foster Farm.
>>27453398
Sometimes I just want to get home, crack open a Rarity, and watch the game.
>>27453415
what's inside Rarity?
>>27453420
What ISN'T inside her!
>>27453428
LF1M Gryphon Keep DPS no fillies
>>27453439
Fillsecution!
>>27453459
we already have 3 fillies in the group, it's just getting ridiculous
Filly rolled Need on your tank weapon, claiming it's a valid filly weapon too.
>>27453528
>pet heal equipment
>>27453369
Was about to post those, nice
>>27453545
i guess they can have 2 dads
>>27453533
>not having a filly heal set
>>27453552unf
>>27453545
>>27453552
Noi is a very daughterfu-able filly.
>>27453567
I like it when stallions hang out with fillies
>>27453542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s
>>>/aco/582874
Is this artanon?
>>27453562
No, anon
Fatherhood isn't unf
>>27453567
i want to raise that little filly as my very ownapprentice
>>27453595
pretty sure, yeah
pretty cute
>>27453567
>>27453574
what do you think they are talking about
what do you think background ponies are talking about half the time?
>>27453595
Yeah
>>27453616
Pony things
>>27453616
Noi is just talking about boring filly stuff like what she had for breakfast and what dresses she tried on, Caramel is too polite to not listen.
>>27453616
How much they love to wear clothes
>>27453616
Background pony things.
>>27453629
>>27453214
I want to impregnate a filly so much
I just want to breed
>>27453637
sorry noi, no one really cares about your filly problems
>>27453574
>>27453616
He's been breeding with her for weeks now
>>27453652
I do
>>27453652
I would pay to listen to filly problems all day.
>>27453670
>>27453674
yeah but you just want to have a filly with cuddle benefits
>>27453652
i care, but i dont take them seriously cause you know, they are just filly problems after all.
>>27453640
Filly feels the same way
>>27453674
>not wanting to get paid to do that
>>27453655
>>27453690
i will charge the fillies, they can pay me in hugs, and cuddles, and doing my laundry.
>>27453709
>they draw straws for who has to wash your undies
>you don't see what the big deal is
>>27453709
Hugs and cuddles won't pay the bills.
>>27453725
>"anon, arnt these girls underwear?"
stop asking me that everytime filly
>>27453757
>he still pays for things with bits
>>27453757
But they help.
>>27453757
filly hugging is only my side job, my real job is royal anal fister.
the princesses tell me a soft human arm and massaging fist is way superior to a hoof so my job is set for life.
>>27453574
that isn't caramel anon, that is Cherry Fizzy
this is Caramel
>>27453795
eh who cares he's just a dumb stallion
>>27453651
I will fucking fight you
with an accordion
>>27453757
>landlord pony accepts cuddles and mane brushing as rent (hes a stallion)
>grocery store pony accepts hugs and petting in exchange for food
its been working out great so far
Remember, you can't wear a filly.
>>27453805
But she fits like a glove
are they any good "and the reason is to be with your friends" remixes out yet
Filly shows off her new Anon armor
>>27453801
>fuck fighting
unf?
>>27453891
You can't wear an anon
Filly made her nest on your head.
She then invited a colt and they're now snuggling there.
aNOI-ing more like
Applebloom!
>>27453954
msob pls go
>>27453913
I better keep still
>>27453961
no
Hey MLP gen, I had to delete my old pone porn folder to save space, but now I have a new drive.
I remember a torrent which was roughly 37gb big of pictures. Does someone still has it?
creep creep creep
>>27454017
nice
>>27454027
This is also related to my interests.
>>27454027
Best Mare Pack ever?
>>27454017
Scootaboob next?
>>27454027
>>27454039
http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/http%2Btorrent%2Bporn/
>https://pirateproxy.pe/torrent/8902320/Kam_s_Lots_Of_Clop_Collection
This one?
>>27454046
Sure, I guess everyone gets a turn
>>27454037
there's a larger version, but I know some people aren't in to that
>>27453880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmG-qMa18-c
>>27454074
Ew no, not the Peggy Hill pic;
I wanted to fap today.
Also I just remembered the derpibooru shorthand for it: boobaloo. I'll go look for something better.
>>27454081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7hqQv5F8yI
>>27454093
Sorry, geez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYVa1z2-_k
>>27453940
Why is Femanon a vampire?
>>27454120
her mom was a batpony
she's got pone legs underneath the counter
>>27454120
Why aren't you a vampire?
>>27454134
no fillies will bite me
>>27453686
good because I already started
>>27454178
I've had this saved for so long without using this it's unfunny.
>>27454220
gonna grab it
You see a futa filly cock voring a small colt in the playground.
It fills you with DETERMINATION!
>>27454057
Might be so? The folder name was in german (neuer ordner) but everything inside was sorted.
>noseeds
Whelps.
Might make a thread to ask for it.
>>27454233
what's her capacity like?
she got room for a human in there?
Please keep fillyposting to a minimum while ponies are around.
They do not understand there is not actually a filly and will attempt to climb into the computer to help/admonish the filly.
>>27454241
She'll have to cut you into pieces but yes.
>>27454233
we should start giving out "Worst Post of the Thread" awards
>>27454248
ah, no thanks then
>>27454190
More fillies want in
>>27454233
That line reads like it's from an old text adventure game.
Also it sounds like the futa filly cock is not attached to a filly and is just a disembodied filly cock out colt hunting because it's hungry, to return to its master when it's full
>>27454247
who says it's not a filly?
>>27454272
One day when stronk filly is grown up she'll meet a nice Stallion who owns a set of cuddle armor that can kind of short of let her lead a normal life.
He may have to get a welding license for repairs.
>>27454272
>>27454296
It was actually an Undertale reference.
Whenever you reach a save point the save point sort of 'remarks' on the current enviroment.
It always ends with "It fills you with DETERMINATION!"
watching people discuss where the fairly odd parents went wrong the biggest complaints are
>they keep adding in new main characters
it looks like there's a dog and new girl main character now
>writers dont even attempt to keep the lore and canon consistent
sounds like the exact path mlp is going down
>>27454311
Nah, I knew the actual reference. I couldn't be arsed to play the latest meme game because I'm a poor, lazy bastard so I just watched a Let's Play of it. The save point remarks were great. Just the 2nd person description of the environment reads like a text adventure game. For example Zork started with "You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here."
Remember to test your fillies for energy resistance to ensure that we don't allow synths into the thread.
Be aware that some clothes also offer energy resistance, please test nude before taking action. We don't want to make that mistake again.
>>27454344
you should probably learn to torrent
>>27454340
But Starlight is an actual good new character, and the lore is still consistent part of the time at least
>>27454340
this guy makes some good points about adding in new main characters and why it blows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3K1SWZrqdw
how can a grown man care so much about a shitty cartoon like fairly odd parent?
oh wait i forgot i'm a grown man who spends all day in mlpg
>>27454370
you love the show too much so you might be in denial about the huge flaws it has
How do we stop the ponies?
>>27454400
With a knife!
>>27454388
>Before Clicking: "It's Mr Enter isn't it?"
>After: "I was right"
>>27454340
Lore has hardly been consistent since season 2. To say that this show is going down the same path as FOP is an immense stretch.
>>27454340
It's going to go all downhill after the movie. But I'm very optimistic about the movie so it'll be a great peak from which we can ride the drop in quality all the way down to the shitter. I don't know about you, but I plan to go down with the ship.
I can't wait to see what kind of straw grasping shit they come up with for Season 10 of pony.
>>27454400
simple: we kill the twilight
>>27454400
.45 caliber has wonderful stopping power.
>>27454419
>season 10
>the cmc are all alicorns
>fighting crime in the human dimension
its scary that this is a possibility
>>27454388
eh I can't
Half of his hate comes from pointing out things that don't make sense like "why does a timmy robot have an awkward dance button?"
I mean it's a cartoon show, guy. This video could be 5 minutes long and get the same point across.
>>27454400
if friendship is power then you have to destroy their friendships.
the most efficient way to do that is to bully them on social media.
Nyx wants to join the CMC
>>27454454
wasn't there an equestria girls comic about this
1021
>>27454441
If there was ever a time for a time skip it would during/after the movie. The mane 6 could become secondary/background characters with occasional appearances like the Cakes or Cheerilee to provide guidance but stay out of the way.
The CMC would probably be the ideal main character age unless they wanted a bigger time jump.
>>27454463
Yes. And the mean posts were by Anon-a-Miss.
>>27454499
>Anon-a-Miss.
sounds hot
>>27454516
She's probably hotter than femanon. But that's not very hard to achieve.
>>27454516
>ywn be Anon-a-miss
>>27454463
what the fuck was the point of that comic? it wounldnt help anyone who was actually being bullied.
it was the cmc all along and they felt guilty and turned themselves in and stopped the posting
>>27454528
>>27454524
why is femanon such a fatty and regular anon such a stud
>>27454528
>Leaving their little snootles exposed
Worse armor design than the chainmail bikinis
I can literallly boop them right on the muzzle and leave them completely defenseless while I peel their skintight flight suits off to get to their soft, kissable bellies.
>>27454546
you just completely fell for the trap
https://youtu.be/kYSgRqlYZ0Q
that is way faster and easier than i imagined
>>27454531
The point was laughing at Sunset Shimmer.
>>27454546
fuck
why are horses so sexy
i'm gonna fuck me a mare in missionary position if it's the last thing i do
>>27454564
i want to help the wonderbolts put on their flight suits
"sorry twilight but your vagina is too huge, we dont have any suits that will fit you"
>>27454562
Are they going to sneak up on me while I put my lips on her furry little tummy and blow?
Because it'll be too late by then. You can't un-raspberry a pony.
>>27454564
i like how their ! areas are still exposed so you can still play with them a little
god i'm horny
>>27454546
I want someone to draw them getting into the suit with their snout popping through the snoot hole
>>27454596
pegasus cqc is unmatched, as soon as you got close enough to try and remove their suit you were finished. pegasus pone would easily cuddle you into submission
>>27454594
is there such a thing as a horse vagina being too big?
Touch the colt
>>27454634
of course, they should be small to a point
not some dank oversized sex grotto
>>27454656
i love that colt
why is he so lovable
>>27454677
Because he is so beautiful.
So pretty. So cute. So colt.
>>27454677
Every colt is gay for him.
>>27454677
i want to suck him gently while feeling his balls tenderly tap my chin
>>27454693
Who isn't?
>>27454697
Whoa
Wowza
Way2lewd
>>27454713
your turn next, rumble~
Nyx snuggling Rumble
>>27453542
>>27454752
the orphan fillies
Toriko in Equestria.
What happens?
>>27454666
>twilight having a huge soaked marevag
>embarrased about it and everyone just tries to ignore it but sometimes stallions cant help but look and get hardunf
tabitha's voice is too perfect
>>27454771
you can't unf to yourself
>>27454790
too bad his cutie mark didn't say BMF
Friendship games, 25 and 26?
i just realized these POV shots could be used for waifu dinner pictures
>>27454816
wow it's like I'm really on a date with a pony!
>>27454816
that was my first thought as well
>>27454816
I was actually about to do that the day of the ep but i got ready to put them into one and couldn't get them cropped in a way where they'd all fit together so I said fuck it
>>27454824
>>27454826
why does my heart hurt when i think about being on a date with fluttershy and how i'll never deserve her love
I like Vinyl because she's so open and calm about everything.
>Fashion show? Alright.
>Wedding? I'll DJ that.
>Trying to stop 3 sirens in a pop rock battle of the bands with a weird gem hairband theme? Lemme get my car.
>Looking for a round thing? Oh! The bowling alley is this way, follow me, dude.
>Twi wants to hide in the bushes together? 'kay
>Hang out with Derpy, Cranky Doodle and Celestia? I got nothing better to do today
>Dance club with only 3 dancers in the middle of the afternoon? I'm there
>You want me to put what on? Okay
>You think my party was ruined? Eh.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27454841
Yeah, she just doesn't give a shit
>>27454825
>>27454826
My first thought when I saw Fluttershy didn't even order a drink was that she was one of those girls too shy to eat in front of strangers or even a lot of her friends.
>>27454860
sounds about right
I bet if I cooked at home for her then she'd eat more
>>27454841
>>27454847
I've always wondered why they never called her Vinyl Scratch yet.
Back in 2011 I always thought of it as "DJ-Pon3" as the stagename and "Vinyl Scratch" as her real name.
Sorta bothers me when they just address her as DJ-PON3 in casual conversation.
>>27454868
Maybe they just don't know her actual nale
>>27454868
they seem like they're really trying to force her this season
it's really not that big of a deal for me but it seems like they go out of their way to say her name a lot
>>27454868
Both were fan-names are first, with the idea being that Vinyl Scratch was her real name and DJ-PON3 was her DJ name when she spins that shit. Evidently only one name stuck with Hasbro.
Man, I can't believe it's been over 5 years and I'm still discussing the canon and validity of background horse names.
>"Listen, I don't care how much you love that human. It isn't paying the bills. Go out and get a job!"
>>27454883
I'll pay Lyra for pony jobs
>>27454834
would she prefer milkshakes and chill?
>>27454883
>BonBon with a clothing iron
rip loiro
>>27454868
I imagine they couldn't get Vinyl Scratch copyrighted so they didn't bother. Plus having a pony with two names would be "confusing" and if they had to go with one they wanted the one with "DJ" in the title.
>>27454875
I think they're pushing all their background ponies harder. They've established the mane six very, very well on the show but they need the background ponies to be recognizable to the target audience when they see the toys as well. Names and personalities are important. More ponies they want to buy, you know?
>>27454828
i'll collect some more screenshots and you can combine them at photojoiner or whatever
>>27454898
Yeah, merchandizing is always my first thought as to why they do something like that even if all the writers would never admit it. Just once I want one of them to be like "yeah alright [insert character] was only in that episode to sell toys"
>>27454898
They are definitely paying more attention to them. Stuff that first showed up in Slice of Life is now reappearing with more frequency, as are the pones that starred in it. DJ pone and Octavia show up together now, Doc never used to wear anything before slice of life, but now shows up with both the bowtie and scarf he sported in it, etc
>>27454921
stop fidgeting and sit straight
look me in the eye when speaking
don't play with your food
hooves off the table
>>27454963
is this like a trick situation where the eastern euopean pony dad is going to be mad at either answer
>>27454921
>"anon, did you really have to order the rabbit stew"
Need a link to the last pony image you jerked it too.
For scientific reasons.
>>27455005
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/8/493418__explicit_nudity_shipping_blushing_penis_smiling_anus_cum_sex_open+mouth.png
she gives a great blowjob with plenty of teeth
>>27455012
Fucking perfect.
I knew there was another Anon on here with similar tastes.
My children will thank you.
>>27455021
well there's a few million of them who are about to never be born
>>27455021
Please do not show your children gay horse porn
>>27455005
it seemed so hot in the heat of the moment
https://derpibooru.org/1161607
>>27455046
you should be ashamed
>>27455012
I really love anal and ponuts
they just never get old for me
>>27455057
>not wanting to impregnate your waifu and look at how big her belly gets
ahahaha look at this fag
>>27455059
so what was the reason behind there only being 3 ponies there
I thought that was kind of weird
>>27455059
being around all those clothed ponies makes pinkie seem extra naked
Man, fuck Derpy
>>27455073
>earth ponies are the lowest class
>so they get the janitor toilet cleaning jobs
what a rough life, i'm surprised there isnt more earth pony super villains.
>>27455073
she doesn't seem sad all though
>>27455080
lewd
>>27455005https://derpiboo.ru/891137
>>27455091
do you think they had their legs dangling below the seat or were they just sitting on their haunches
>>27455117
Scootie
Your filly calls me daddy too!
>>27454878
>canon
Does this count https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCoThis brings me back.
Pinkie fixed your car!
>Nobby was pink guy all along
I KNEW IT!
>>27455165that haircut is awful
>>27455165
dude what
>>27455157
I don't have a car or the ability to drive one.
>>27455026Nah man, https://www.reprotech.com/order-now-overnite-male-kit.html
Treatment is probably going to thoroughly sterilize my balls. Gotta save some fellas.
>>27455012
You can be the godfather.
>>27455120
>hoofing each other in public
soopa-lewd
>>27455167
I would fix her tea and bring her food in bed and occasionally pump a shotgun and ask if she's feeling better and look only mildly disappointed if she said yes.
>>27455178
I miss the AJ and Dash bromance, was nice to see some it again
>>27455171
haha holy shit
I thought it was a hat but it really is his hair
>>27455073
>Aww yiss
>Applejacks eatin' tonight!
>>27455174
>You can be the godfather.
Aw yiss
>>27455192
no severed horse heads in the bead, anon
Horse is here
>>27455196
>no severed horse heads
THen what's the fucking point?
>>27455165
>>27455204
Horse, have you seen your friend filly?
>>27455209
she's at the bottom
>>27455171
>>27455189
>it's not a hat
What the fuck is nobby doing
>>27455165
>that hair
JUST
>>27455189
holy shit I thought it was a hat too
>>27455219
she is naked anon
ponies don't usually wear clothes you know
>he doesn't have a hairhat
Weak
>>27455165
Is there anyone in MLPG that's attractive?
>>27455186
their banter is always fun, if at eachother or another pony
>>27455275
well, shout got married and had sex at least once.
That must count.
>>27455275
My mom thinks I'm handsome.
>>27455193
She didn't miss one, that's EQG pinkie.
>>27455275
don't go full /soc/ on us anon
where are you going with this
>>27455291
she does?
How do I let the filly down gently?
>>27455275
as a rule of mewball, people who post images of themselves on the internet and are related to mlpg are not particularly attractive.
>>27455308
grab her under her front legs and let the rest of her body hang down, then slowly place her on the ground letting her back legs get a solid stance first
>>27455275
xieril is pretty hot
>>27455316
Thanks Anon.
I had it all wrong.
>>27455275
We've had a couple people hooking up and even getting married, so yeah
>>27455284
ok so dash is a wonderbolt
rarity opened her shop in manehattan
what are the other slackers' dreams again?
>>27455337
I'm pretty sure Granny still needs a new hip
>>27455327
Everyone is hot when getting out of a pool, anon
>>27455336
uggos breed uggos, anon
>>27455337
Twilight is a Princess.
Fluttershy has no ambitions.
Applejack is incompetent.
And Pinkie just wants to party until she's burned out by her mid thirties and has a stroke.
>>27455337
We should get rid of the rest and just keep Rarity, Twilight and Dash.
Maybe give Pinkie one last chance to do something with her life before we abandon them.
>>27455165
>i used to hate hats
>going bald early
time to look into some hats
>>27455366
as soon as you find out that that one guy who wears hats all the time is going bald, you start to think less of them though
>>27455366
>wearing a hat to replace baldness
just cut it all off, anon.
after being in the brony fandom for so long my perception of attractive has been ruined
if you are not fat and you dont have brony hair or brony facial hair i will consider you attractive
>>27455381
That is strangely true.
>>27455366
Well, is your head lumpy or smooth? Because if you can pull off a chrome dome, then it might be better just to get it over with and shave your head.
>>27455382
>>27455381
i am fucked, i shaved my head completely before in the past and found out i have a weirdo lumpy scalp
maybe i will go for the ironic costanza look now
>>27455390
>Butterfly knives
>Brass knuckles
>Rifle bag
I think less of you Anon.
>>27455408
how tall are you?
it doesn't really matter if it's lumpy if no one is looking down on you
>>27455408
>weirdo lumpy scalp
hahahahahahahahaha
>>27455419
come on anon, he needs to defend himself from those teens that laughed when he was passing them on the sidewalk!
THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HIM ANON
HE MUST MAKE THEM PAY
>>27455352
>Twilight is a Princess.
That was never her dream though?
She just wanted to study magic and read books and shit. Then one day she completed a magic spell and BLAM fucking princessed by Celestia.
I want Twilight to organize my library.
>>27455457
do you own a library?
>>27455419
i would love to see you try to talk shit to my face motherfucker
>>27455461
Do you know how many books are being mulched in local libraries?
Give me a week and I'd have more than enough to keep her busy.
>>27455436
She's a pony who probably wanted to achieve great things in general. She loves old notable ponies in history and all that.
>>27455421
i am fucked in the genes and mental heath department, why else would i be here
I can't find the screencap thread for the latest episode.
>>27455484
I like it here and I'm pretty okay
well except for shitty kidneys but can't win em all
you know a lot of g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ mares like bald guys
How much do you tip a pony?
>>27455508
anything less than a head pat is considered rude
>>27455508
i tip based on the size of the ass the waitress has
>>27455390
>those tacti-cool knives.
>that razr gayming shit.
>>27455484
>bald ugly manlet
Don't worry anon. Your complete lack of social interaction will make you one of the most brilliant minds of our generation and you'll achieve cold fusion right before you die.
>>27455508
I'm pretty sure pony tipping is illegal in at least a couple of states.
>>27455508
>giving pony just the tip
>>27455508
>tipping
you got that wrong, anon. You're supposed to hilt them.
would you eat her snot tissues?
>>27455611
I don't want to catch a horsecold
>>27455611
if it would make her fall in love with me, yes
>>27455611
that little shade handle behind her looks like a snot dribble
Psst, Anon.Your waifu a shit
>>27455611
that reminds me of that anon that used to drink toilet water and eat snotty tissues
>>27455675
yeah well
get it in writing
>>27455107
for all your reaction image needs
>>27455699
her bottom lip creeps me out
>>27455611
What a shitty pony
>>27454719
>>27455679
did he died
>>27455724
we can only hope
>>27455715
Best horse.
I am extremely sad right now. Please post cute ponies who are extremely happy
>>27455748
why do i keep finding these all over my house
>>27455762
>>27455748
>>27455748
it is impossible to be sad after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F86zsUXVflY
>>27455314
There's a picture of new ball? I always wanted to see a face attached to his thumb.
>>27455774
Fucking hell, man, I've spent almost 2 weeks now listening to that nonstop. Stop enabling me.
>>27455774
they left off the best part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtyJBIHIXT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNI
>>27455774
>>27455802
I can't believe how cute that episode was
>>27455762
Your anus is doomed
>>27455774
I just realized I have a problem with this song
Back in Season 1, during her singing telegram, Pinkie specifically sings about how gifts are not important for parties
>>27455808
shit, i wish i could take my view back
>>27455800
since i can't marry andrea libman i have decided to marry shannon chan-kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuOj2XNUqrE
>>27455752
>>27455772
Purple a cute
>>27455774I'm still sad, but that song is so good I could listen to it forever
>>27455868
pinkie is such a good girl
>>27455888
she's pretty gr8
>>27455893
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/11283534618/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp01
>>27455917
you guys need to screenshot some more of the funny moments from these posts
i think i'm the only one who did that
http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/tagged/MLP
>>27455888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
post dancing pones
Spike is my husbando.
>>27455960
>>27455960
>>27455973
yellow fillies can't dance
>>27455917
>>27456005
I thought the japs loved dirty men feeling up young women
>>27456014
I know I do.Their nails usually aren't that long or filthy
>>27456029
what ever happened to that guy
>>27456076
The bus claims another.
>>27456076
I dunno what he's up to daily really, but he still watches pony.
Hit me with a request and I might actually finish it this time. Maybe.
>>27456133
Twilight trying out dresses
>>27455808
>>27456133
Sweetie Belle For You, Sweetie's new outlet in Ponyville
>>27456164
I would shop there.
>>27456168
but it's just full of filly clothes
>>27456173
I'm sure she could work something out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EY_J_65FLs
Whoa he did another one!
>>27456133
Plaid Stripes wearing glow in the dark braces or her and tree hugger rubbing eyebrows
>>27456133
COCO POMMEL TOTALLY FEELING MUCH BETTER AND READY FOR WORK
i miss being a pony
>>27456195
>unless you're going to get Twilight to "magically" turn you into a filly you can't shop here
>>27456236
shouldn't have gone through that mirror you dummy
>>27456199
These never fail to make me smile
Fuck fillies yo
>>27456236
I miss your pony butt
>>27456133
pony fiction
>>27456199
>mac dre thizzle magic
ayy my dude
>>27455563
i like thing
>>27455563
please don't tip the fillies
>>27456199
>>27456266
Why don't you take the risk and touch it?
>>27455232
actually they do.
Ponyville is just a nudist town
*grabs a filly and uses it to grind and drift my way to mlpg*
*my anime intro starts playing as I pose to the rthym*
phew what the Applejack is up my colts
pinkie is such a cute pony
Before I go and try and write up a screenplay for a Celestia episode, is there any other idea you guys would like to see turned into a show script?
>>27455917
>the subtitles are a real lifesaver here
Kek too true
>>27456467
>grinding on fillies
unf
>>27456507
Celestia has to scrunch
Celestia needs a song, double good is upbeat best episode ever if it had a reprise
It has to have Celestia
Celestia
>>27456507
a cmc episode not about what they want to do in life or cutie marks
>>27456545
I already wrote up an idea for that.
>>27456544
It won't be a song, it will be more of a comedy based episode.
>>27456494
i would be the nicest person and have tons of friends too if i had infinite money and free time to through endless parties and sing to fillies.
instead i barely get by working all day in a shitty job going nowhere with no time for friends and at the end of the day i only feel hate for the world.
>>27456507
An episode where Twilight meets her past unicorn self and awkwardness ensues
>>27456507
More Princess banter
Luna has to have a bit of Comic Luna and be playful or play a prank
Other than that the writers seem way ahead on what is good to have
>>27456554
hey, pinkie has to work too
she just gets in a party here and there with her friends, you can do that too!
>>27456576
>Other than that the writers seem way ahead on what is good to have
I thought Celestia was shafted by the writers which is what irritates fans.
>>27456582
>Celestia was shafted by the writers
But she was never really anything other than an exposition machine.
>>27456552
>comedy based
That's fine, it'll be fun to see another quirk of Celestial because the cake thing was years ago. Luna is my only request, even if she isn't going to be pivotal
>>27456582
If there's a Celestia episode then that is rectified isn't bad it
>>27456599
Then why do so many want a Celestia episode?
>>27456599
S1 would like to have a word with you
>>27456600
I can give you the synopsis or you can wait for me to write it. I'm going to try to emulate show scripts.
Damn
>>27456629
Synopsis pls
Yes sure thing """""show emulator"""""", and also pls post other "possible scripts"
>>27456633
Glimmer doesn't give a buck
>>27456554
>not being NEET
wew getting behind in the tendie game lad
And the reason is to be with your friends.
>give me the filly treats and I won't tell Rarity what you said about her being a shut
>>27456674
Other things I have done? I can post brief snippets if you would like.
Synopsis:
>Celestia fears that ponies won't take her seriously when her mane starts to revert back to its original color.
>>27456728
>a shut
>>27456728
you're so cute when you're angry, sweetie
Nothing better to brighten up a boring night shift than foalposting.
>>27456164
>>27456168
>>27456825
Pretty much.
>>27456715
^_^
>>27456833
I just don't know what went wrong
>>27456833
There are always growing pains with any new business venture.
>>27456728
i am going to hang the treat ball just out of reach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMeJFiXZsXc
>>27456833
w-what was she selling?
>>27456875
that's a very satisfying chomp noise
Filly has a crush on you, but she's too shy to talk to you.
>>27456898
Filly is not real and even if she was, I seldom leave my house.
>>27456833
DAMMIT SWEETIE
>>27456898
does filly want to go out sometime?
we can go see a movie and eat some hay
>>27456898
strange that filly loves me now that i just had a huge stash of horse carrots delivered
>>27456729
So is this okay?
>>27456968
Her original color?
The fillies have abandoned you.
The filles have returned.
>>27457109
fillies are out
deer are in
>>27457125
deer are so pointy and boney, terrible for cuddling
>>27457152
>>27456627
What important roles did she have in S1?
What did you learn about her other than she has a playful side.
When in S1 did Celestia ever do anything useful. She's been the exact same since the show started.
>>27456612
I don't know. I've asked before and got a lot of bullshit responses.
The fillies are attempting to beat you up.
But their hooves are weak and squishy.
>>27457230
it's like a massage!
Watch out everyone; there's a crazy serial hoofholder on the loose!
>>27457247
You decide to lay down and let the relaxing waves of punches lull you to sleep.
Eventually sleep does come, and when the fillies tire they decide to just lay down next to you.
kiss kiss
>>27457298
but aren't they just friends
burgs
What kind of jobs can a filly have?
Someone give me an episode to watch please. One that will cheer me up.
>>27457321
pinkie apple pie
>>27457321
the last two episodes
>>27457305
>>27457302
don't take it out of context, they're just lip wrestling
aj is winning
>>27457343
Pink pineapple desu fempai
>>27457352
Why the fuck did she just eat horseshoes? That isn't pony food!
>>27457343
Applebloom's description of AJ makes her sound like Twilight.
Is AJ just country Twilight? I've never thought about this before.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
>>27457312
CEO
Would any of you be my friend?
>>27457441
yes
>>27457402
No she's not.
The only thing they have in common is that they sometimes do incredibly stupid shit.
>>27457456
She's such a silly pony
>>27457441
I would, but it's more likely that we'd stop talking after a week and just sit on each others friends list forever because neither of us wants to start a conversation after months of not talking or be the person who removes the other first
>>27457441
What's in it for me?
>>27457456
AB says AJ is responsible for keeping them organized and on time. That's like Twilight's whole deal.
>>27457467
>>27457441
i will give you a 1 week trial friendship, but i warn you my standards are very high. you most likely will not pass.
>>27457474It also doesn't help that when the other person does initiate a conversation with you you're so nervous you give short responses to everything they say or ask and then they think you're not interested in talking to them thus making them think they're not interesting enough to be friends with.At least that's what I think happens
>>27457402
Yes. She gets a little Twilight inside her every time Twilight plows her.
>>27457474
>This actually happens to me
I'd meet people just fine, even in person. Hang out for a day or so, get their numbers/add them on steam/skype. It goes great.
And then silence.
Even if I initiate. Just light chatter and then nothing.
I'm trying not to be autistic I swear
Why aren't you an apple to the core?
>>27457528
I've ruled out internet friendships because of that.
4chan is the ideal middle ground between talking to strangers without having to go into the awkward 'I know you but I don't really care about talking now' phase.
whow now!
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/24/1161642.jpg
I forgot how good Pinkie Apple Pie was.No I didn't. I always remembered how good it is
>>27457528
Making friends really isn't as easy as the show makes it seem.
Maybe we'd have better luck if everyone was a cute pony.
>>27457581
WE'RE APPLES FOREVER
>>27457578
>nohooves
What's a way-fu?
>>27457600
APPLES TOGETHERGod, Pinkie is so fucking cute in this episode
>>27457603
how is this?
Filly admits your love makes her stronger. That's why she likes to hang out with you.
>>27457636
sexier
>>27457064
It is pink
>>27457660
since when?
>>27457651
you can always top it with something better
>>27457631
>>27457643
I'm starting to think filly is a changeling.
>>27457508
>>27457474
This is why I act as goofy as possible
I make it an art to appear as unpretentious as possible to eliminate any social pressure so they don't feel like they have to look interesting
4chan hates Tumblr but it is my SOURCE my stream of life water for wacky nonsense to repeat at people, even if I see the occasional self righteous lib circlejerk
>>27457474
>>27457528
This happens pretty often. It never stops hurting.
It lessens, but
I'm sorry, Anons. I really am.
>>27457528
>>27457689
It's the introvert way.
Maybe someday I'll find a friend in real life.
>>27457676
As long as she doesn't start randomly kissing you you should be fine.
>>27457715
Are there MORE gifs of ponies doing pushups?
>>27457581
My nig.
>>27457668
how about Celestica x futa Celestia
>>27457696
i am too scared to find a friend in real life, if they turn out to be shitty i wouldnt know how to get rid of them.
>>27457474
>>27457528
>>27457689
go pls respond on them
>>27457768
>>27457768
>starting a conversation
no anon you don't understand
the reason they haven't talked to me is very clearly because they don't like me anymore and just can't be bothered to remove me from their friends list, not because they're feeling the exact same way as me
>>27457768
Anon I tried. I really tried. If I try to initiate again I'm afraid I'll seem really pushy or needy and then they'll think im weird and then I'll have even less potential friends than I already have
>>27457797
>starting a conversation >>27457528
>Even if I initiate.
Love the pony
You left filly alone for a while and she turned into a cacoon!
You guys are bumming me out
>>27457762
just stop talking to them
>>27457803
M8, here's a small tip from one friendless autist to another when it comes to talking with friends on the internet.
Start directly with a topic. Skip the Hey, what's up, how are you and all that bullshit if you aren't sure you can do it.
Just start with, Hey man have you heard about what happened with X or shit like that.
After that you're golden since it's easier to just continue the topic or move to another one.
The only reason this will fail is that the other guy can't talk right now but that's it, just try at another time.
>>27457851
WHAT MAGIC BRING YOU FROM THE FAR REACHES OF CYBERSPACE
>>27457867
the magic ofNOI
>>27457768
Which one?
The recent one I already sent a text, the other one is sleeping but I have no problem with them 2bh we both work at it and I love them for it
Any other ones have been literally years since our last convo, the one that asked me to reply was years ago, the ones that sent the howre you doings were years ago, everyone was years ago
He is the best porn artist https://derpibooru.org/1162372
>>27457833
like 16 pony love that pony, I think she's good
>>27457889
Nah man nah
Are you more fun than the color pink?
This is quite something. On most days my default state is depressed beyond all hell but the one day I'm feeling pretty chipper MLPG is down in the dumps. Usually it's the other way around.
>>27457909
I am the color black and red. I am sharp like my katana bankai and my powerlevel is seven billion.
>>27457929
I'm happy
>>27457903
I don't know, that /is/ pretty good
>>27457929
This is all YOUR fault!
>>27457952
It's not bad.
His snouts just look weird to me.
>>27457929
end it for me pls
>>27457972
Oddly pointy, yeah
How do I get a friend slave?
>>27457974
oh shit
ponies
>>27457958
Yeah, probably. Usually when things go wrong it's my fault.
>>27457975
Me first.
>>27457982
Filly likes to pop up in your mind and do silly things to distract you and make you smile.Don't ask her how she managed to get into someone else's mind. It's complicated.
>>27458020
isn't it past little apple's bed time?
Filly is doing lewd things in your mind while you're having thanksgiving dinner.
Kill all fillies
Kiss all fillies.
suri
Fill all fillies
See I liked when we were depressed. It was different.
Now we're just boring old regular MLPG lewd fillies again
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/24/1161945.png
a little encouraging, in a way
>>27458177
it's super cute but the personalities seemed swapped
Look all I'm saying is that ponies are perfect energy sources.
So the thread is almost kill and we're on the topic of being lonely and not wanting to be lonely.
Anyone live in/near seattle and want to sperg out together?
>>27458169
Filly is depressed.
Filly can't get out of bed.
Filly doesn't just want to live a quiet life in a quiet town.
Filly feels as though noone will remember her when she dies.
Filly knows that she's not the best at what she does, not even the best with her brand of cutie mark.
>>27458215
wrong side of the world to me
>>27458231
I'm sorry about that.
>>27458199
that happens a lot with flutterdash, I wonder how many people like the ship, or if they bend the ship to be what they like
>>27458215
>it's an asl episode
if you're in Florida I'll play your favorite video game
>>27458223
Little filly should take ecstasy and go dance in manehatten
>>27458249
I actually loved when Dash acted like Fluttershy for that reason though
personality swaps are pretty hot
>>27458263
2 pegasus friends smooching on eachother can't help but be cute, if you think it works or not
>>27458335
>>27458357
still don't know why she needed a picture of Mac's ass
>>27458357
why did she photograph big mac's butt
>>27458376
>>27458377
You know exactly why she photographed Big Mac's butt.
>>27458376
>implying you wouldn't
Filly took some ecstasy and danced in manehatten.
But they played awful music so she left.
>>27458406
filly
they weren't playing music
you were dancing in the stock exchange
>>27458428
that would be cool to have a stock exchange dancing filly in the middle of the room
>>27458377
Because fingering!
>>27458450
On ecstasy. Touching the yelly people.
do not finger the pony
>>27458537
>>27458295
>>27458537
>>27458547
ponies are always so happy to see you
>>27458557
>>27458537
those two are fucking for sure
>>27458547
Does that pony know her arm is deflating?
>>27458568
>>27458568
>>27458568
Business as usual.