>You hear a knock on the door >See this with your

>>27400884
Fart on their faces

>>27400884
Close the door and do nothing, in today's world any action I take would get me labelled as a pedophile and arrested

>>27400884
Put her in the box.
It's marked trash for a reason.

>>27400884
How did you get in my closet? What are you doing with my christmas decorations? That the fuck is that thing beside you? Why the hell is your skin purple? Do you have inverted jaundice?

>>27400911
Don't talk about the pony that way you rude asshole

>>27400905
Yeah that's kinda sad. Bane of the White Knights.

>>27400884
Bring her in and slowly corrupt her into a villain she's supposed to be.

>>27400905
Then have a girl you can trust like your sister, your mom, or your gf do it for you then anon.

>>27400884
>At no point do you open the door
>She's already in the house
Panic and shoot her, then call the police and tell them I've just killed a home invader and her diseased dog.

>>27400907
>discarding a perfectly good loli and filly
What a normie

I don't have eyeballs

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I hated how they forced Starlight into the main 6 (would have preferred Sunset), but the fandom is making me like her more with cute pics like this and wonderful greens.

>>27400884
Sell their organs to black market in the Ukraine

>>27400934
Fuck off with Sunshit shit faggot.
She was never a contender for mane character fucker. Eat shit and die.

>>27400930
>Killing a child.
Yeah that'd fly Goddamn well with the police.

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>>27400934
>Sunset
>Canon

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>>27400944
Castle laws don't discriminate, stop being so ageist

>>27400934
Cancer

>>27400934
Oh great it's your obligatory Shimmerfag trying to start shit in your typical Glimmer thread.
Okay seriously can we, for one time, just ignore Shimmer in this thread and just focus on Glimmer?

>>27400952
Nothing saying you can't just grab the child, considering you'd be a grown ass adult, right? Sorry I live in a different country that's all.

>>27400934
Shimmer is NOT coming back

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>>27400974
There's nothing saying you can't shoot them either, also children can bite you if you try to grab them and then you have to go get a rabies shot.

>>27400934
Keep loving Glimmy.
Sunset isn't canon so she couldn't have been forced into the mane 6 either.

>>27400989
Oh yeah that's right, but still it's a Goddamn child, would you be able to do it in real life? Not trying to put you down or anything, just wondering.

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>>27400884
Next door, jackass.

>>27400942
>>27400947
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>>27400974
I know she's not canon and that shes won't be in mane six. I was just stating why I hated Starlight at first yet I'm quickly warming up to her. I love much of her art and fanfics.

>>27400947
>>27400998
Nice fucking meme you autists

>>27401018
Then why the fuck bring it up faggot?
You're just trying to bring shit.

>>27400884
Dear diary: Jackpot

daughteru the pony waifu the human

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>Starlight
Put her where she belongs

>>27401020
Anon, don't tell me you believe Sunset and EQG are canon. Do you?

>>27401029
Sorry, I didn't mean to cause this. I was trying to keep my comment focused on Starlight but didn't realize how sensitive even mentioning Sunsets name is. Honest mistake.

>>27401004
>Hear knock on the door
>Get up to go see who it is
>As you round a corner there's a small figure standing in the hallway next to a dog like creature
>You panic, pull your gun, and send several rounds towards then
>Only after the shock wears off do you realize it's a child

>>27400944
The ATF would label him a hero.

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>>27401085
Why wouldn't I believe the objective truth?

>>27401156
>Sir, you just killed a small child and a dog who posed basically no threat to you.
>You're a natural! How'd you like a job?

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>>27400931
>Accepting Starlight
>Ever

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>>27401056
>not using the proper container

>>27400884

*blast DMX "Where Da Hood At?"*

*Corner and beat them to death.*

*slit own throat*

>>27401345
I am become edge

>>27401283
Shimmerfag still MADASFUCK that his waifu will never EVER be canon

>>27401355

Pretty much.

>>27401277
>Am I being detained!?

>>27400884
>not >You hear a knock on the door with your ears

>>27401183
That's not even a straight answer and Jim doesn't do any writing for the show, especially not for EQG.

>>27401458
kek

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>>27400931
>perfectly good loli
>pink skin

>>27400884
Officer there is a hooligan knocking on my unspecified see through door that somehow made it possible for me to hear without ears and rabid goat squating in the vacume of space on top of what appears to be floorboards that dissipate into the void beyond their form. They are both discolored and are lugging around a suspicious marked container. Probably drugs. One of them looks high and the other looks constipated. Please remove them from my reality before one of them shits on the other.

>>27400884
I check for feds around my trailer and invite her inside to be the daughter I'll never have.

She can keep her ponyself in her room.

>>27400884
>hate crime

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>>27401509
>Jim doesn't do any writing for the show
That's literally wrong, though; he wrote two episodes last season
Then how about Meghan McCarthy, the person who is literally in charge of the show's storytelling?

Twilight used the lesson she learned from Sunset to give SG a second chance and take her under her and her friends friendship wings.

>>27401356
>implying I'm a shimmerfag
They already fucked her up, I don't them fucking more shit up just to bring her into the show.

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>>27400884

>>27403994
Skirt lift/dress lift turns me on like nothing else.

>>27400884
take the pony, kick the girl, slam door

>>27404025
Pony would berate you for abandoning girl.

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>>27400884
>seeing with your eyeballs
Fucking plebs. I use Google SmartLens© to watch horsecock while a camera implanted in my brain does the seeing for me. 24/7.

>>27404133
Cool, you got a cock installed in your anus too?

>>27402549
Can we just call the whole thing a dream then? I mean they don't even acknowledge it in the series.

>>27403994
loli glimmer a qt

>>27404198
You know it. All day erryday

>>27400884
this prompt for me, realistic version:
>You hear a knock on the door
>You never open up or even bother checking because you're not waiting for anyone and unwanted guests can go to hell
>meanwhile they pack up and go to another house
>another missed opportunity

>>27404422
This
If I'm not expecting a pizza than fuck the door.

>>27403994
Anthro please go

>>27404226
Explain in specific detail why it needs to be mentioned
It's the same thing as saying "hurr things from Hurricane Fluttershy were never mentioned so that must mean it isn't canon!"
EqG is a part of the show and is canon
It's absurd how the writers constantly telling you this hasn't caused you to realize it

>>27400884
>Rape with dick.