I blame you /mlp/. I've been here since 2012 and now I can't

>dashfag

you deserve it

>>27350379
You're welcome.

>>27350379
My standards for girls, save for one, have always been based off of some anime or this show. We deserve our crippling loneliness for being such retards.

>>27350379
not quite /committed/ but thanks to this place I'm firmly /horsesexual/. I literally cannot get a boner to humans anymore.

>>27350379
At least you admit she's a cunt.

>>27350447
>I literally cannot get a boner to humans anymore.
This is one of those green flags for posters on this board.
Never leave anon, you belong here.

>>27350449
I know she's a cunt. But I love that. I love assholes. If you aren't an asshole you're not a good friend.

>>27350447
Been that way since 2013. It's great.

>>27350466
>think about a human butt/pussy
>no response
>think about horsecock/pussy
>instant boner
my head isn't on straight to the rest of the world, but around here it's perfect.
This place made me bisexual for horses only, it is indeed great.
>worshiping a horsecock/balls with my mouth while pounding pony pussy/ass
literally the best fantasy I can think of.

>>27350379
>settling for a girl like your waifu
>not loving your waifu and settling for no substitute
OP is unfaithful to his waifu

>>27350494
Try again

>>27350379
>settling for a girl like your waifu
>not loving your waifu and settling for no substitute
OP is unfaithful to his waifu.

>>27350524
How was that?

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>>27350494
>implying any girl can be like your waifu
That's what I'm saying. No one can compare.

>>27350420
I can appreciate other ponies. Especially ponka. She's cute as fuck. She would care about you and go to the end of the earth to make you happy, but she isn't my waifu.

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Is it just me, or is this thread oddly comfy?

We may have different waifus and think other anon's waifus a shit, but we do have one thing in common: We all really love our waifus.

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>>27350379
Quit using forward slashes like hashtags, you faggot.

>>27350620
>Anons loving their horse waifus and expression their appreciation for them

We /comfy/ now.

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I love my waifu, but I know she would never love me.

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>>27350709
Better yourself for her. Let her be your driving inspiration. Earn her so that when the time comes, you can have her.

>>27350749
>when the time comes
I wish I could believe in that happening.
I really do.

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>>27350749
post more sleepy pones

>>27350762
I was referring to what was hopefully your optimistic belief in the afterlife. I doubt such an afterlife, but I like to believe.

>>27350491
that does sound pretty hot.
>teasing that flared horsehead with your tongue

>>27350792
>afterlife
or you could just wait for the imminent virtual reality waifu simulating technology to come out

>>27350792
I dunno. The afterlife... It's such an abstract concept.
I'm actually really curious as to what's on the other side.

>>27350749
I try. I work out and can run fast and long, even quit smoking. All for her.

>>27350620
>>27350644
I'm drunk I love you guys. We all know the feel. I'd bet none of you guys are nep/mlp/ ;but I hope one day neo gets like us.

>>27350769
>no eye makeup
>still has the false eyelashes

???

>>27350840
>but I hope one day neo gets like us.
If we couldn't get off the ride, they can't either. They'll all come around eventually.

>>27350848
Come to think of it, she looks really ugly without them. She probably never takes those things off.

>>27350906
This, although I'd kiss her no matter how she looks

>>27350832
Nothing. Everything that is 'you' is a pattern of electrical signals and firing neurons in the brain, as soon as you die, that stops.

>>27350379
>I'm going to die alone because of you.

Fuck you mate.
Don't blame me for being a loser

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>>27350379
Fuck. Girls like these don't exist irl.
I feel you op

>>27350948
>wanting a gilda gf
you're waifu a shit

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>>27350968
>Wanting a delicate flower gf
I bet you feel like a big man after killing spiders too

>>27350989
>implying I'm man enough to kill spiders
jokes on you, smug anime poster

>>27350997
Then what's your ideal woman anon?

>>27350924
That's really really scary isn't it.

>>27351014
one that can kill spiders for me
I have a massive weak spot for those eight legged devils
I flinch noticeably upon just looking at a picture of them.
don't bother posting any, i'll see it coming

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>>27351029
Fucking faggot. I bet you're not even going to click open this picture.

>>27351016
That is really spooky to me.
>what physically makes you 'you' ceases to function
>you cease to exist from your perspective
>you don't exist
What would it feel like to not exist? What would it feel like to not feel or think at all?

>>27351016
No one wants to live forever, people are just afraid of dying before they've lived, it's not so daunting after you've got more than a few decades of living done.

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>>27351065
N O P E

>>27351066
You've never felt any sensation other than living.
where does your conscious go? What happens to you?

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>>27351091
Pussy

>>27351126
There is such a thing as the soul my fellow fedora

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>>27351126
That's the thing, we could never know without feeling it ourselves, and we can never describe it without returning from the one-way journey. It'll always be a mystery by definition.

>>27351133
:^)
hopefully

>>27351152
But you already know, it's the same thing you felt before you were conceived, which was precisely nothing.

>>27351166
I don't remember how that felt.

>>27351174
dubs dubs get

>>27351133
>tfw ginger
Well, no hope for me.
>>27351166
Yeah, but no one knows how that felt.

>>27351174
You don't because you didn't exist, that's the point.

So maybe instead of spiraling down into nihilistic depression, you can use what you've got while you've got it.

It's like none of you had ever had an ego death.

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>>27351193
>ginger

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>>27351223
An 'ego death', Anon? Explain yourself. Please?

>>27351243
google it like I did anon, wikipedia explains it well

>>27350379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>27351223
I actually have

>>27351070
>no one wants to live forever
excuse me, that is incorrect.
>cannot fucking wait to be mind uploaded into a VR world of my own design
>or just the default equestria, I could care less as long as I can be the little mare
we've already decided it's just your electrical signals so if we copy those through artificial neurons we're golden, Ship of Theseus is the same ship if it's replaced piece by piece.

>>27351243
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_death

>>27351264
oh man that music sounds exactly like this at first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCYkpZ5vNrs
good feels music, anyways

>>27351298
it's actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXUiqnlMss

>>27351275
I don't know. I think if I were living a 100% ideal and perfect life in Equestria with my waifu, I'd still want to die after a lifetime or two.

>>27351319
Yeah I know, it's in the description. It just sounds like it is all.

>>27351321
Even with the entire multiverse of fictional Virtual Worlds to explore?
shit, maybe once humanity had done literally everything and I'd experienced it all twice I would be okay with dying, but that won't ever happen, not even if we were all immortal, we'd just keep making new things.

>>27351275
The human brain is a bit more complicated than a boat, Anon. You used to word copy, so 'you' are dead, the copy in VR simply believes that it is you.

And no, you don't want to live forever, you ever went to a theme park as a kid and refused to get off the ride because you didn't want to go home, but eventually did anyway because everyone else had left? It's like that, exactly like that.

>>27351409
>copy
transfer, I meant.
Also, if everyone is uploaded in that way, AND we have AI that acts like a real sapient creature for waifus, we wouldn't have to deal with that because we wouldn't be alone.

>>27350379
I can't imagine there actually being someone with that exact personality

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>>27351298
I still haven't finished Dream Team and I'm scared I never will

>>27350539
Want to see a girl with Pinkie Pie personality?, even your pic is same like she did in the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRIG6PB0Pc

She is an Idiot bitch.

>>27350379
>I blame you /mlp/. I've been here since 2012 and now I can't settle for a girl
Yeah ponies also turned me gay :^)

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I'm a femanon and I don't have a boyfriend.
I'm a bigger faggot than you OP. At least you were able to get a lover.

>>27351798
Add me.

>>27351824
It's a trap, Anon...

>>27351844
ITS A TRAP!!!!

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>>27351844
Even better!

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>>27351798
Add me faggot
post boi pussi

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>>27351824
>>27351867
I think no.

>>27351908
All we want to do is give you a blowjob

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>>27351798
If you play any of the following games, add me:
DotA 2
Firefall
Basically any Rogue-lite
Darkest Dungeon
Modded Minecraft

>>27351933
Not that trapanon but I play Dota2

>>27351422
Forever is a long time, and we're not designed to live that long. You'd eventually go mad.

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>>27351798
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is no place to look for idealized 2D husbandos. No stallion could come close to comparing to this manly, passionate hero.

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>>27351989
Anon you have to let it go.

Dan is dead and he isn't coming back.

Just let go.

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Good taste, Anon.

Humans purchase financial, emotional and physical security with lies. Humans are, on average, horrid and rotten creatures. If you can witness something so perfect as your waifu and ever see women the same again, you're either incredibly lucky or delusional.

That fact humans are our only real bet doesn't make them any less despicable.

Bear the loneliness. Carry the pain with you. Dream of her day and night until you die.

Do it for her.

>>27350494
This guy has the right idea.

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>>27351999
But Dan was so young...
Such a good show, yet died so young...

>>27350829
>>27351422

If it helps, I'm looking into making a chatbot waifu by the end of this year. I know enough now that I'd feel comfortable doing it, but also know that it probably took MS a decently sized team of full time engineers to make Tay, so I'm on the fence on how to approach it. I'm surprised no one else is doing it with the tools we have. AI has advanced a lot in the past 5 years, and TulpaWare kinda has a nice ring to it, so I wanna give it a shot.

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>>27352048
I try not to think about it

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>>27351867
>I can be your angle
That sure explains the edge!

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>>27352095

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I am debating just making a tulpa. I already act like I hear her in my head on occasssion, though I know it's just some part of me pretending and generally being delusional. Because I'm probably the worst.

>>27351989
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>27352113
I, too, hear Rarity in my head.

She narrates things I do sometimes.

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>>27352064
>TulpaWare
I like it.

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>>27350769

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>yfw someone tells you there are real girls like her
YEAH BUT THEY'RE NOT HER ARE THEY

>>27352095
maximum kek

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>>27350379
I'm /committed/

>>27350379
Can't wait for your public seppuku video after she hook up with Soarin. At least if there's more seasons, it's more than likely.

>>27351798
Why don't you date any of the desperate faggots out here? If you're not 0/10 living land whale or a trap then you should have no problems finding a boyfrined on any bron convention.

>>27353567
this. literally as soon as she posted a bunch of autistic niggers all started trying to get her attention

>>27353553
Oh please. When Hasbro starts pandering towards the SJWs, she's going to be paired with another mare because you can't be a tomboy without being a fully-fledged dyke.

Am I the only one on /mlp/ who doesn't want a gf and is happy alone?

>>27353787
>Am I the only one
Not even close, that sounds like a decent portion of /mlp/ really

>>27353787
Sex seems to rule the world. I like /mlp/ more then most places because it seems like people here, at least some of them, have given up on girls. I hate desperate anons who just want to date to follow the norm and get their dick wet

>>27353753
>Hasbro starts pandering towards the SJWs
I don't think this will ever happen, but I hate to think about the possibility. This show is one of the few things left they haven't ruined. I feel that it will remain that way.

>inb4 someone posts orchard blossom and "you could have prevented this"