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Equestrian Dungeon: Snow edition

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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn

Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.

For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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We are still fighting the spook and bots, right? Keep stabbing Ice Scout B.
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>>27338902
The fight will restart.

Schedule:
Thursday - Full boar as long as we can go.
Friday - Super late start, but we'll go strong for ~5 hours or so.
Saturday - Looking at a 3-4 hour stop early in the day, but other than that, completely clear.
Sunday - Totally clear AFAIK.
Please try to keep the threads up.
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Time for another session of wait.
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>>27338926
I will try, but don't keep your hopes up. So, am I still in the switch room?
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>>27338947
>>27338926
Same here famalana
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>>27338875
According to the Strawpoll, our community voted goals seem to revolve around (in order of importance/priority):
1) Mechsuits/Special Armor
2) Voltage Weapons
3) Robots/Drones
4) Communications
5) Melee Weapons
So let's get started. You guys can help with crafting and stuff too, when not in combat.
/inv
/stats

>>27338926
Expect my full activity starting Friday afternoon.
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>>27338976
How many voters?
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Back assholes. So where the new guy?
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>>27338980
Thirteen; the last four were at a tie with two votes each.
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>>27338989
Might have fucked off
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>>27339006
Maybe
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am ready to use my poison liquid and shit to kill shit.
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>>27338875
*poof*
I'm here. Look around the room I'm in
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>>27339057
May not be time yet

>>27338875
I use levitation alpha to fling the wrench at the Ice scout A
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>>27338875
Patiently wait for Lawsie to start caring about me again.
Or just take a nap.
A nap seems good.
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>>27338926
>>27338947
Welp. Flip the switch.
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>>27339091
Well, nvm>>27339112

I watch Frosted Flake flip the switch
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>>27338947
>>27339032
>>27339057
>>27339112
>tfw you try to do something nice, but literally can't

Want to wait and take on the baddies with a surprise, or just get it over with and start now?

>>27339111
>A suitcase spawned right behind the snoozing Suitcase.
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>>27339111
>pic

>>27339132
/inv
/stats
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>>27339132
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196233
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>>27339132
SURPRISE. MUST HAVE SURPRISE.
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>>27339132
>Want to wait and take on the baddies with a surpisie?
What ya talking about? I like surprises, though.
>A sitcase spawned ight behind the snoozing Suitcase.
Welp, just sit down and wait.
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>>27339132
suproyse
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>>27339132
Get startled by the suitcase and check to make sure it's not a bomb.
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>>27339143
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Sticky Note x45
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Medium Sack (4/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
Giant Sack #1 (14/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Torque Wrench (E)
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (14m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Giant Sack #2 (14/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Textbook
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
Apple Suitcase (8/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Tuning Fork
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/4777 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Silver Chariot, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/3754 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/1937 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Bat-tle Axe, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(7)MKK-1/837 (E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(8)KRO-0/1030 H1 R1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Cowbell, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(8)DAL-1/954 Sa Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(3)MOR-1/158 La (E: Torque Wrench)
(2)MEA-1/50 (E: BAR 4)

soorpriss coming up.
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>>27339175
Welp, open the suitcase.
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>>27339175
>soorpriss coming up
Oh boy, this will be fun.
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>>27339175
I wait.
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>>27338989
Weren't we fighting someone?
>Shut the fuck up, Meat
I need to gain XP or die tryin'.
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>>27339186
Surprise buttsex
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>>27339183
>Suitcase opened the wooden crate. Inside, SHE found... Some unspecified drink!
Unknown Drink added to Giant Sack #1.

>>27339186
>>27339210
>Jack Frost and company pulled the lever. Suddenly, the door locked and two Ice Scouts and a Dense Skeleton appeared!

>>27339222
>A wooden crate dropped behind Morky.

Jack Frost and company encountered a Dense Skeleton and its cohorts!

Surprise, new battle screens!
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>>27339234
Oh so THAT is what Ice Scouts look like.
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>>27339234
Oh boy. Welp, stab at the first Ice Scout's left arm with SC.
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>>27339234
I open fire on the Dense Skeleton.
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>>27339234
Splash some of the Poison Shit I made yesterday on Ice Scout B
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>>27339234
In surprise I spin on my hooves and smash the crate with my wrench.

And I'm a unicorn and level 3, the icon next to my name is an earth pony and the number to the left of it is a 1. Not sure what the number is.
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>>27339252
I think the numbers are your spells, and Lawsmen has made icon mistakes before.
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>>27339265
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay
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>>27339234
Noice battle screen.
>An unspecified drink
Hm...
Proceed to nap in the suitcase.
Better save it for later.
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>>27339234
Attack Iscout1
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>>27339283
That ungodly face.
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>>27339234
Wake up, join Jack.
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...the drink is either alcohol or a random drink with a fucking roofie in it... I'm gonna save that for later...
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>>27339320
For me!?
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>>27339320
Am I thinking what you are thinking?
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Ice Scout A is charging its next attack!
Ice Scout B is guarding.
The Dense Skeleton is marching towards the party!

>>27339244
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout A's left arm with the Silver Chariot! An amazing hit, severing the enemy's hand! {CRITICAL!}

>>27339245
>Meat King opneed fire on the Dense Skeleton with BAR 4! A perfect hit!

>>27339251
>Krono doused Ice Scout B with the radiation bean concoction! Ice Scout B was now poisoned!

>>27339252
That number represents spells learned.
>Morky smashed open the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Medieval Shield!
Medieval Shield added to Medium Sack.

>>27339283
>Suitcase continues to sleep outside the battle room.

>>27339288
>Mikrokek attacked Ice Scout A with the Large Screwdriver! He missed.

>>27339296
>Fruitanon is accounted for.
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>>27339372
Hm. Cast ZA WARUDO.
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>>27339372
I equip the shield.
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>>27339372
The skelly is still walking? I'll try kicking it Applejack-style to save ammo.
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>>27339398
Ey, you should get a name and a trip code kiddo.
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>>27339398
>>27339414
I assume that is Meat King.
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>>27339372
Attack Ice Scout A
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>>27339414
It's me. I don't know why the system dropped my handle.
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>>27339372
Let's try this again. I Applebuck the skeleton to save ammo.
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Do we have anything in INV That could be used to Melt Metal? I Have an Idea....
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>>27339474
Two words: Laser pistols.
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>>27339372
Chop Ice Scout B's hands.
>>27339331
Depends, what are you thinking?
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>>27339474
Laser pistols or the Electron Spear.
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Ice Scout A unleashed a massive blast of ice and debris on all party members! Jack Frost felt a little chill, whilst Fruitanon was completely frozen!
Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Krono's direction! Out of the five summoned, only one hit.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Jack Frost with a metallic fist! He took minor damage.

>>27339379
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27339388
>Morky equipped the Medieval Shield.

>>27339398
>>27339420
>>27339431
>To conserve ammo, Meat King attacked the Dense Skeleton with a prideful Applebuck! It wasn't very effective.

>>27339418
>Fruitanon couldn't move!

>>27339493
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! It took minor damage.
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>>27339493
That you are going to drink that concoction.
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>>27339510
Cast levitation beta on the dense spook and Ice Scout B, and chuck them at Ice Scout A.
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>>27339510
Do I still have the wrench equipped along with the shield? if so.

I attack the dense skeleton with a shield bash and swing the wrench at him.
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>>27339510
Oh for the LOVE OF G-

Think to self on my next plans.

Think to self to use a weapon to carve into the floor, making a Shape like a Hollow Rod.
Proceed to think about Melting our Useless metal objects, such as the Metal Spike and tuning fork.
Proceed to finally think about pouring this Metal concoction into the ground area, and attach the Bayonet to the top of it, to create the Makeshift Spear.
Then again, Only thinking of this.
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>>27339510
Aw, shoot. Open fire on the skelly while guarding Fruitanon.
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>>27339510
Wings of healing on Fruit.
>>27339515
Possibly.
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Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27339527
>Jack Frot cast Levitation β on the Dense Skeleton and Ice Scout B, and threw them all at Ice Scout A! Everyone involved took damage.

>>27339538
Yes, but you can still only perform one move at a time.
>Morky shield bashed the Dense Skeleton, but slid back too far to attack the enemy again with the Torque Wrench.

>>27339546
>Meat King opened fire on the Dense Skeleton with the BAR 4! A direct hit!

>>27339560
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Fruitanon, but it had no effect.
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>>27339619
I swing at it with the wrench.

How much damage did I do to the skeleton when I shield bashed it?
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>>27339619
Light a match, and hold it up to Fruitanon. This should unfreeze him.
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>>27339619
Try to become Unfrozen
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>>27339619
Attack Icecout A!
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>>27339619
Equipping crowbar.
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>>27339619
Slasg Ice scout B with The Bat-tle axe
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Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27339629
You need to be specific on who you're attacking.

>>27339630
>Jack Frost uses this turn to hold a match next to Fruitanon. He is slowly unfreezing...

>>27339654
>Mikrokek attacked Ice Scout A with the Large Screwdriver! It took immense damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27339659
>Meat King unequipped the BAR 4 and re-equipped the Crowbar.

>>27339671
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a pretty moderate hit.
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>>27339720
The skeleton, and I asked how much damage I delivered when I shield bashed it.

I swing at it with the wrench.
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>>27339720
Attack the dense spook's left leg with SC.
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>>27339720
Chop Ice Scout B
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>>27339720
Smiting Popsicle A with the crowbar.
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>>27339720
Slap the skelly boy hard enough to spook him.
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>>27339720
Guys plz
Help
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>>27339794
Shut it Fruit Popsicle
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This seems fun.

>Ear Buds
>A stack of sticky notes
>An electric fan

>Earth
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>>27339805
Add a trip code, please.
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>>27339805
And a name asshole.
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>>27339805
Gender and Trip please.


Gotta do shit.
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>>27339828
Guess I know who to fucking hate
>>27339832
>Mare

Happy?
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Ice Scout A couldn't move!
Ice Scout B couldn't move!
Ice Scout B took damge from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't move!

>>27339734
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! He missed.

>>27339742
>Jack Frost attacked the Dense Skeleton's left leg with the Silver Chariot! Another miss.

>>27339744
>Krono attacked Ice Scout B with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a pretty mediocre hit.

>>27339752
>Meat King attacked Ice Scout A with the Crowbar! He landed a very light and ineffective hit.

>>27339761
>Daily joins the fun and attacks the Dense Skeleton with not very brute force. No damage was taken.

>>27339805
I need your gender and a name for identification. If you choose not to provide a name, I'll give one to you (AnonPone1).
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>>27339847
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>>27339805
>Earbuds + Smartpone = Music.
I don't know where i'm getting at here.
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>>27339849
I hold my wrench to the sky and with a mighty swing I aim for the skull of the skeleton.
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>>27339847
>>27339849
>Emberfaggatory joins the club!
Ear Buds added to Giant Sack 2.
Sticky Notes x50 added to Apple Suitcase.
Electric Fan added to Apple Suitcase.
+1 AnonPone.
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>>27339849
Cast levitation alpha on the spook, and smack it onto the wall.
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>>27339849
Try to stick my horn into the skelly's eyesocket to get him off gaurd.
>inb4 You have shit grammer
>>27339847
>Mare
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING CLUB!
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>>27339863
>>27339849
So where the hell am I?
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>>27339849
Screw this. If that match is still lit, I'll defrost Fruitanon. If not, I'll start another match.
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>>27339886
A spoopy dungeon.
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>>27339886
In hell. Where undertale is the ONLY game you play.
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>>27339897
>Liking undertale
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>>27339886
I strongly suggest you take the crowbar from me and attack whatever everyone else is attacking.
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>>27339903
>Not knowing who I am
wew lad
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>>27339923
What am I supposed to know you?
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I'm back any progress?
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>>27339943
I'll just tell you. If i tell you who i am.....there will be no survivors.
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>>27339954
We're just having loads of fun getting turned to ice and shit. Welcome back.
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>>27339962
>>27339943
The Most autistic Being on the Planet, Ember.
Laugh at them, they're different.

Welcome to the Team.
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Ice Scout A could move again!
Ice Scout A is guarding.
Ice Scout B could move again!
Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Jack Frost's direction! Of the five that were summoned, only one hit him.
The Dense Skeleton could move again!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Morky with a metallic kick... But missed!

>>27339862
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! He landed a very mild hit.

>>27339872
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Dense Skeleton, and threw it into the wall! It took pretty OK damage.

>>27339882
>Daily bum-rushed the Dense Skeleton, using her horn as a spear! It was somewhat effective.

>>27339886
Right now, the entire party sans Suitcase is fighting a cluster of monsters in a frozen-ass floor in a creepy-ass "dungeon."
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>>27339954
Oтcyтcтвyeт Дpyг !
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>>27339975
Cut off Ice Scout B's right left.
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>>27339974
I though Scoot was WAY more autistic
>>27339943
Welcome to the team,I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
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>>27339975
Slap skelly.
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>>27339975
Let's try smiting Ice Scout A with the crowbar again.
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>>27339975
Attack IcecoutA
>>27339943
Ayy, welcome!
>>27339979
That literally means "Friend is not present". Google Transhit a shit
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>>27339995
SECOND most autistic. thanks for the correction, Glim.
>>27339975
Try to be Unfrozen
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>>27339975
I throw my shield like Captain America at Ice Scout B
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>>27340001
What did you think i was trying to say?
>>27340000
This guy has the shit going on.
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>>27340000
Rip
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>>27340000
RIP enemy.
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>>27339975
Well shit...

Can I equip anything?
>>27339995
>I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
What?
Did something major happen?


Move to this Suitcase.
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>>27340023
Look at the inv in >>27339175 Anything without an (E) is free to take.
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>>27340000
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>>27340023
Don't you dare touch my transgender Stallionfriend.
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>>27339975
I hadn't noticed that Ice Scout A was dead. If it is, I'll smite Ice Scout B instead.
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>>27340049
Uh, ice scout A is dead because of the quads you rolled.
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Ice Scout A slashed its ice sword at Morky! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
Ice Scout B is guarding.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Mikrokek with a metallic fist! He took very mild damage.

>>27339991
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout B with the Silver Chariot! It took some damage.

>>27339997
>Daily slapped the Dense Skeleton, but to no avail.

>>27340000
>Meat King slammed the crowbar straight through Ice Scout A's circuitry using the power of quads! It was instantly KO'd.

>>27340001
Ice Scout A was destroyed!

>>27340006
>Fruitanon isn't getting unfrozen anytime soon. Maybe a little attacking of the ice itself from his teammates would help?

>>27340009
>Morky tossed the Medieval Shield at Ice Scout B... And actually hit the enemy!

>>27340023
Anything without an (E).

>>27340049
It was not.
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>>27340073
Whoops! Fixed HP error.
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>>27340073
Shave the ice off of Fruitanon.
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>>27340073
Defrosting Fruitanon with a match.
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>>27340011
"Negative, friend", dunno?
"Hикaк нeт, тoвapищ" would be close in that case
>>27339995
>I'm currently kidnapped somewhere.
How did it happen?
>>27340073
Help Fruitb0wl out
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>>27340073
REMOVE SKELLY.
Also, i forgot my spells. Can you remind me of my spells?
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>>27340073
realize I Can attack my own ice, dispite me being frozen.


Catchpa was Fruit
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>>27340097
/skills is your friend.
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>>27340073
I grab my shield again
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>>27340073
Well inventory?
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>>27340073
Continue napping away the pain.
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>>27340041
>Transgender Stallionfriend

Jesus Christ I'm starting to hate you.
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>>27340119
Yeah. Not everyone in this place is the best.
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>>27340106
Take my crowbar. Smack that skeleton with it.
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>>27340096
Manhorse+Fruit=FAGGOTS

I got knocked down.Some spooky people came and a stallion carried me away.
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>>27340119
Hey, new record. Another one for the wall.
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>>27340119
Get yourself the fuck over it. You don't hate on my Comrade
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Ice Scout B summoned a line of icicles in Fruitanon's direction! Out of the five that were summoned, zero of them hit.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Fruitanon with a metallic kick, breaking off some of the ice...

>>27340088
>Jack Frost shaves the ice off of Fruitanon, freeing him!

>>27340092
>Meat King is holding the match up to Fruitanon.

>>27340096
>Mikrokek aids in the defrosting of fruit.

>>27340097
With...?

>>27340100
No, you can't.

>>27340104
>Morky retrieves his shield.

>>27340106
Use /cmds for more commands.
/inv in next post.
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>>27340138
The actual fuck?
>>27340129
Sure why not.
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>>27340144
Stab Ice Scout B.
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>>27340144
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Sticky Note x45
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Torque Wrench (E)
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (13m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Textbook
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Tuning Fork
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Sticky note x50
-Electric Fan
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>>27340144
Okey-fucking-dokey! Now smiting Dense Skelly with the crowbar.
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>>27340144
Thanks Skeleton.
Fuck.
>>27340130
Manhorse+Fruit=Original Tower players who do Productive Shit

Glimmerfag=Communist Shitposter who sets the team back
FTFY
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Back.
>>27340023
Welcome! A few things you should know
1.Glimmer has been kidnapped.
2.We have a lot of inside jokes. If you don't understand shit then I'll try to inform you.
3.I am the main writefag here, Manhorse Invents shit and occasionally writes. Morky is... there. Glim is the communist that has feelings and shit; for certain people. Jack is the fun police, Daily is an underfag so stab her all you want. Suitcase is the stallion turned mare with magic. Fruit is a salad.
4. >>27335836 The unofficial thread is where we go when Law is dead.
5. If you ask why I'm doing this shit it's because fuck shit, I do what I don't really wanna do. But fuck it.
We have no more room on the alignment chart...
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>>27340144
I hit the Ice Scout B in the dick with my wrench.
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>>27340144
/cmds

Equip Iron Spike
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>>27340130
sp00py. Don't get >raep'd
>>27340144
Proceed with removal of the IcecoutB.
And /exp
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>>27340144
Scratch that. Ember has it now. Re-equipping with BAR 4 instead.
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>>27340162
Friend, Why not use the Whip?(Cat's Tail)
Also I Plan on using that Spike for something when I'm not frozen
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>>27340157
Holy shit I was quite fucking late.
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>>27340156
Manhorse+Fruit=Faggots who want to kill other people
Glimmerfag=A person with the bests of interests.

FTFY
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>>27340177
I would list all the things you have managed to fuck up since you got in the tower.
But there's a 2000 character Limit.
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>>27340171
I don't think you're frozen anymore...
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>>27340177
Morky=Crack head
Glim=Communist
Fruit=Fruit bowl
Jack= Frosty the Snowman
Manhorse="Smart" asshole
Krono=Medic
Meat=Unknown so far
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>>27340198
Lawsman would remove the Frosten Icon.
Also say that I'm unfrozen.
Not yet.
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>>27340211
>>27340144
>Jack Frost shaves the ice off of Fruitanon, freeing him
cough cough You are free cough cough
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>>27340219
I Can't fucking read I Don't have eyes.
>>27340144
Do>>27339540
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>>27339175
EDIT 7:29 PM: This was a post since two hours ago. Sorry about all the waiting, I'm learning how to mine bitcoin.

Mouse and Hyper Eye (remove the lenses though, I'd like those back in case I make a simpler version) should be added to Electrical Parts. We have a pretty decent pile of parts going, which should be enough to pull off some intense shit.

Equip the Iron Chestplate, put the Stoneguard Chestplate in the /inv for the tanks (aka Jack and co.). Create and wire up a small square out of the electrical parts; a basic circuit that works like a small floppy disk, about 2" on each side. This will work as a Program Panel, which will help us through the electrical era. Now, put wireless tesla transmitters like the ones in the UAV on the outside of the Iron Armor.

This is a bit complicated; go to the notepad on the smartphone. Begin to type (http://pastebin.com/m5hTj5nm) into the .txt file, and save it as a shortcut. This, when turned on, will conduct a high-voltage shield that will not only provide me temporary near-invincibility, but an offensive counter whenever I get attacked. Save this to the wireless Program Panel.

Create a motherboard with half of the Electrical Parts pile. Wire the arms to the motherboard, which will be placed internally in my chestplate. Create three Program Panel slots on the right arm, which fits the grid the 2" ones have. On the other arm, carve a holder so put the Smartphone in. With a Voltage Shield and a UAV at my disposal, this should create easy access to everything.

That's it then. I made myself a Mechsuit; my dream since Floor 2. Nice.
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>>27340211
>>27340162
So as it stands right now...

Emberfaggatory: Crowbar
Fruitanon: Iron Spike
Meat: BAR 4

Is this correct?
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>>27340237
You mad man.
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>>27340238
Morky: Medevill Shield and Torque Wrench
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>>27340244
:^)
Which part?
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>>27340144
/skills
>>27340157
>Stab her all you want
nu thans dunt doo tht plz thx.
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>>27340237
My god....
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>>27340237
Absolute madman.
Second "Instructables" Manhorse
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>>27340238
>Emberfag
>Glimmerfag

I remember there being around 5 fags at the beginning
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>>27340254
Both. Anyways, I feel like the voltage shield will drain a fuck ton of power.
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>>27340262
>>27340271
The game is breaking my friends
And you have no way to stop it
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>>27340157
Whats with the whole Manhorse is an asshole thing.
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Ice Scout B slashed its ice sword at Fruitanon! He took very minor damage.
Ice Scout B took damage from the poison!
The Dense Skeleton attacked Meat King with a metallic fist! He took lotsa damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27340149
>Jack Frost attacked Ice Scout B with the Magnetic Rapier! It was beautiful!

>>27340155
>Meat King attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Crowbar! It was a pretty OK hit.

>>27340156
ISHYDDT.

>>27340158
>Morky attacked Ice Scout B with the Torque Wrench! He lands a pretty OK hit.

>>27340162
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.
>Ember equipped the Iron Spike.

>>27340164
/exp
You are currently Level 7. You need 38 EXP to reach the next level.

>>27340167
>Meat King unequipped the Crowbar, and re-equipped the BAR 4!

>>27340164
Ice Scout B was destroyed!

>>27340231
>Fruitanon thinks out loud. To himself.

>>27340237
Error: Not enough electrical parts.

>>27340259
/skills
[Spark Alpha: Flashes a bright light. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Breaker Alpha: Breaks the lowest or weakest shield on an enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Heal Alpha: Heals one party member by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns]
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>>27340277
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I TRIED TO DESTROY YOUR SHIT

YOU'RE BECOMING TOO POWERFUL
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>>27340279
Glimglam tried to break some weapons because salt, and she got #rekt by everyone in the party, like Manhorse, so Glimglam calls him an asshole.
>>27340282
Stab the dense skeleton.
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>>27340237
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>>27340298
>Everyone in the party
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>>27340282
>>27340296
Hey, here's the good thing: He needs a lot more shit to get close to the mech suit.
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>>27340282
Attack Skeletore
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>>27340282
Chop the Dense skele.
FUCK YOU MANHORSE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAILED MECH. YEAH.
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>>27340304
Well, I guess I meant a good chunk of the party. The rest stands.
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>>27340282
Head over to where everyone is.
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>>27340282
Use spark alpha.
>Horseman failed at his only talent
everyone point and laugh.
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>>27340282
I swing at it again
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>>27340282
Alright, Bones, fuck your ass. Let's dance.

I open fire on the Dense Skeleton with the BAR 4.
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>>27340282
Instead of Thinking to myself, Cut Cylender Holes into the Floor, Replace Embers Iron Spike with the Cat's Tail (If she's fine with that) And Melt that Metal into a spear Handle using the Laser Pistols. Stick the Bayonet at the top of the Spear Handle.
Create the Makeshift Spear.
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>>27340282
That can be arranged.
Ear Buds into a bit more parts, and use the BAR 7 to turn into iron/plastic, which are both essential parts to create electrical currents. Spend as much time as needed to turn the barrels and plastic stuff into wires, transmitters, motherboard slots, and parts in general. This Mechsuit will not fail.
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>>27340330
Hole*
Just need one Hole.
Fuck.
Pour the Molten Metal into the Hole.
>>27340337
You're transcending beyond the Capabilities of the Tower.
Manhorse.
Plz.
no
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>>27340337
Are you ever going to help fight or just bum the stuff we find?
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>>27340282
/bio
Continue napping.
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>>27340337
Fuck off those Earbuds are mine.
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>>27340337
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>>27340343
Oh, don't worry, I haven't even broke the game yet. I'm just dipping my toe in the water.

>>27340346
I did all my tanking in the first game. It really wasn't that interesting, so now I build stuff for the tankers and myself. I help in boss fights and stuff, though. And that BAR 7 was my creation out of the Minigun that I built out of the LMG that I built out of the assault rifle that I built out of the shotgun that I built out of the Desert Eagle I brought with me when I joined the game, so technically, I have fair use of it.

Also, there's a super good chestplate in the /inv if you want it.

>>27340377
Yes, because we have so much music down here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgpY9Fx2xE
Enjoy the best music in the world from the best game in the world.
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>>27340406
I never liked MGS4.....
>>
The Dense Skeleton attacked Mikrokek with a metallic kick! He took some damage.

>>27340298
>Jack Frost attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Silver Chariot! It took some decent damage.

>>27340307
>Mikrokek attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Large Screwdriver! He landed a pretty weak attack...

>>27340309
>Krono attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Bat-tle Axe... But missed!

>>27340317
>Ember tried to join the party, but the door was temporarily locked...

>>27340318
>Daily cast Spark Alpha!
The Dense Skeleton couldn't stop crying!

>>27340321
>Morky attacked the Dense Skeleton with the Torque Wrench! It took very minor damage.

>>27340323
The Dense Skeleton was destroyed!

>>27340330
>Fruitanon tried to cut through the frozen floor, but that was very futile.

>>27340337
>The 2nd Manhorse scraps his own creation and the new Ear Buds, but that's still not enough to conjure the madness that is The 2nd Manhorse's Robobot Armor.

>>27340359
/bio coming soon.

Jack Frost and company won the battle!
Everyone involved gained 140 EXP.
Mikrokek has achieved Level 8!
Mikrokek realized the power of Heal Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Shield Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Paralysis Alpha!
Mikrokek realized the power of Shield Beta!
Krono has achieved Level 9!
Krono realized the power of Winds of Tragedy, lv.1!
Morky Maus has achieved Level 4!
Morky Maus realized the power of Shield Alpha!
Meat King has achieved Level 3!
A passage to the left of the battle has opened.
The locked door to the right has opened, letting in Ember and Suitcase.
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>>27340406
If thats okay, I'll take it.
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>>27340414
I look around and also equip the chestplate.
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>>27340414
>All of them spells Mikrokek learned
Holy fuck. Anyways, roll into the left passage.
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>>27340414
There goes my fucking Ear Buds.


Equip the Crystal Bracelet and follow Daily.
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>>27340408
>Not liking MGS4
Yeah, it didn't live up to the hype, but it did deliver the ending Kojima needed.

>>27340414
Tuning Fork, Small Pliers, and Medium Screwdriver. Convert it all into Parts.
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>>27340414
Did we find a merchant on this floor yet?
Walk into the passage
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>>27340414
Then MELT Through the floor with Lazars.
If that doesn't work, throw the idea out of the window and follow Jack,.
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>>27340414
Go left.
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>>27340414
Searching the fallen Ice Scouts and Dense Skeleton for any useable circuits, bones, etc.
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>>27340445
WILL ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN?
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>>27340463
How can we stop him? He is making fucking mechsuits now.
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>>27340414
/stats
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>>27340430
Error: Both chestplates are currently equipped by The 2nd Manhorse.

>>27340442
>Ember equipped the Crystal Bracelet while following Daily.

>>27340445
>The 2nd Manhorse keeps trashing the inventory into parts. Is it enough? Does he need more?

>>27340448
No.

>>27340449
>Fruitanon tries to break the infinite ice with radiation and plasma, but this is also futile. He walks with Jack Frost instead.

>>27340461
>Meat King tries to scavenge the fallen enemies. He was able to find a Straw Hat and a Spatula inside, but the Inventory is full.

>>27340435
>>27340448
>>27340451
>The party moves into the passage. Here, the floor turns into a solid sheet of ice, but it's super dark in here...
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>>27340469
Bash his skull in,he had no problem doing that to me


I SWEAR TO GOD HE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL IN THE FUTURE
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>>27340282
>Just realized something
Didn't i have an Hypnosis skill?
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>>27340475
Use the LED lantern to look around. Manhorse, stop.
>>27340478
I think I am going to watch the world burn.
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>>27340475
Take a 30 sticky notes and connect them together.

Bam,a sticky-note trap!
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>>27340463
You couldn't stop me when I had nothing but armor. What good is there now?

>>27340475
1) I actually did say he can have the Stoneguard one, I'll unequip that.
2) According to the calculator, it should be enough conductors to pull it off. Let's do this shit.
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>>27340475
Use spark alpha and turn Jack's LED lantern off to save energy.
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>>27340475
Follow Fruit
Law please prevent Manhorse from breaking the game. Please.
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>>27340503
This is literally why I hate Manhorse

Most of his inventions end up making him OP as fuck.

I admit,some of them actually help the team.But that is besides the point.
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>>27340498
....Well, where did I hear that before....
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>>27340475
Walk forward blindly
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>>27340475
I join the rest of the party in the passage.
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>>27340475
Prevent the others from starting a Second Tower War II.
Follow Jack.
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>>27340478
>>27340484
>>27340503
>>27340520
Hold on, I'm getting an idea that'll help the group, but it would be easier to explain using MSPaint. Expect an update on it soon.
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>>27340521
Wait,someone else did this?
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>>27340540
Glimglam, the salty horse I told you about, made a sticky-note blanket that she said was a trap, but really, she just tried to do something with Krono.
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>>27340540
Glim made a sticky note blanket before. For fetish reasons.
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>>27340482
Not in my book, no.

>>27340484
>Jack Frost turns on the LED lantern. It appears that this is none other than an ice hockey rink... But why?

>>27340498
>Ember took 30 sticky notes and made a trap!... Yeah.

>>27340500
I didn't start the process yet, but I will now.
>The 2nd Manhorse loans his Stoneguard Armor to Morky, then proceeds trying to create circuitboards... (1/4) (part 1 of 3)

>>27340502
>Daily tried to cast Spark Alpha, but it hadn't recharged yet.

>>27340503
>Krono is following Fruitanon.

>>27340523
>Mikrokek is walking into the unknown...

>>27340528
>Meat King is following Mikrokek.

>>27340536
>Fruitanon is following Jack Frost.

Suddenly, a mechanical noise fills the room. Looking back, the door that they entered from has now closed, leaving them in the dark.
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>>27340547
Are they in some sort of relationship?>>27340553
Uh huh....
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>>27340556
....Look around the ice hockey rink with the LED lantern.
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>>27340556
>Ice hockey

Sweet.

Go to the stands.If there are any
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>>27340556
PANIC
Prepare to fight.
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>>27340556
I eat a small portion of Trail Mix. Last I remember, that Dense Skeleton gave me a good wallop.
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>>27340553
Don't pin the blame on me.

You were the one who was okay with it.
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>>27340556
Try to stick my tongue on the floor-ice.
>>27340558
What do you think?
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>>27340556
Look at my pathway options.
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>>27340556
Skate like a ballerina and pull Jack with me. And try to make him less of a wet blanket.
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>>27340570
>Jack Frost looked around the ice hockey rink, and noticed some sort of vehicle driving up. He couldn't quite tell what it was yet...

>>27340573
>There are no stands for ice hockey in the Dungeon.

>>27340576
>Fruitanon is guarding.

>>27340589
>Meat King eats some trail mix and recovers HP.

>>27340598
>Suitcase finds darkness in all directions except straight ahead.

The roaring of the machine, it draws near...
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>>27340556
>(1/4)
>Part 1/3
Work. If I don't say I'm working in any later post, assume I am.
"IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN."
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>>27340556
Fuck....

He is actually doing it.....

Looks like I'm looking forward to hell when I return...
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>>27340605
More Panicing.
Prepare to dodge.
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>>27340605
Get ready to fight. Guard.
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>>27340610
>>27340605
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>>27340605
"Oh boy."
Cast shield alpha on myself.
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>>27340605
Run towards the vehicle with no regards to personal safety
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>>27340605
Manhorse needs to make an EMP device.
Use Wings of Tradegy (whatever it does) on the machine.
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>>27340605
/stats
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>>27340640
Or, if there is one, shoot the driver.
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>>27340605
Explore the darkness to the left.
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>>27340605
Jump into the front window of the vehicle and try to use spark alpha on the moment of contact.
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>>27340605
I didn't follow them, so am I still with them?
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>>27340610
>The 2nd Manhorse continues working... (2/4) (Part 1/3)

>>27340619
>Fruitanon is getting anxious.

>>27340622
>Mikrokek is guarding.

>>27340630
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on himself.
A 3-hit physical shield was enveloped around Jack Frost's body.

>>27340638
>Ember tries to run towards the vehicle, but Fruitanon's anxious reflexes kept her back.

>>27340640
>Krono tried to cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.1 on the vehicle... But failed! It was out of reach.

>>27340649
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/4917 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Silver Chariot, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/3894 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(12)STC-1/2077 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Bat-tle Axe, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(8)MKK-1/977 Ha Sa Pa Sb(E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(9)KRO-0/1170 H1 R1 T1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Cowbell, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(8)DAL-1/1094 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(4)MOR-1/298 La Sa (E: Torque Wrench, Medieval Shield)
(3)MEA-1/190 (E: Crowbar)
(1)EMB-1/0 (E: Iron Spike)

>>27340670
>Suitcase explored the darkness to the left. Here, he found a set of double-doors to HER right, and more darkness in other directions.

>>27340684
>Daily tried to fling herself into the vehicle, but Fruitanon's anxious reflexes kept her back.

>>27340687
No.

Good times coming next post.
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>>27340730
Wait.
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>>27340730
Work.
"IT BEGINS."
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>>27340730
Oh shit I Know who this is.
Guard.
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>>27340730
>>27340742
"MH can I help good 'ol chum pal?" I ask Man horse
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Suddenly, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvDTCbcHe0 began to play out of nowhere. Up until roughly :12 of the video, lights situated in the ceiling of the room begin to brighten ever so slowly, with the vehicle coming into view. It was at this point that the pones inside the ice rink could see countless ponies of ambiguous color, all guards, behind the plexiglass and out of harm's way as they cheer and watch the impending doom that is coming for the party.
>(&&)
At roughly :22 in the video, flames shot out from the sides of the vehicle, bringing about that this is, in fact, a giant fucking zamboni with a skeleton driving it.

AnonPones V. ZamBONEi

The ZamBONEi gets the first attack!
With unreal traction and horsepower, the ZamBONEi skids to the other side of the ice rink, to the applause and ungodly-loud cheering of the guards in the stands.
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>>27340730
Guard?
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>>27340730
Why do you do these things fruit.
Keep trying to jump on and spark alpha the car.
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>>27340730
>Good times
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>>27340762
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT.
>>27340764
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!
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>>27340762
RE-EQUIPPING WITH THE BAR 4.
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>>27340762
...UH. STAB THE VEHICLE'S WHEELS WITH SC.
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>>27340762
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Stab at it's wheels while dodging

Guys should we try to kill the skeleton up top?
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>>27340730
Splash the Poison Shit into the engine of the zamBONEi
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>>27340794
Why do you think I equipped the rifle again? Kill the head and the body will die.
>>
>>27340762
Holy shit is this the boss?


Hope it kills Manhorse first
>>
>>27340762
OH, ALRIGHT
Run towards it and stab it's wheels
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>>27340804
I bet you 20 bucks that there is some magical bullshit shield around the spook.
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>>27340763
>Ember is guarding.

>>27340779
>Meat King unequipped the Crowbar and re-equipped the BAR 4.

>>27340792
>Jack Frost attacked the ZamBONEi's wheels with the Silver Chariot, but the attack was negated by its shield!

>>27340796
You're all out of poison.

>>27340809
>Mikrokek tried to attack the ZamBONEi's wheels, but its shield negated the attack!

The ZamBONEi launched a column of cold water on top of Meat King! It was freezing faster than he could react...
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>>27340762
Jump atop the ZamBONEi
Breakdance atop the ZamBONEi, aiming for style points, Until finally Plunging my weapon into the Engine.
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>>27340751
Sure, just say you're working on it with me.

>>27340819
Keep working.
"Yo, dibs on that car when you kill it; I need it's mechanical parts to make something. Anyway, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!"
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>>27340819
I guard Manhorse just in case some monsters come.
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>>27340826
>>27340819
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>>27340819
Breaker alpha on badass Sp00k b0ss
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>>27340819
Drink some of the mystery drink. Fuck it, why not.
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>>27340819
>>27340836
Scratch the guarding. I help Manhorse
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>>27340819
FUCK IT HAS A SHIELD


Start panicking
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>>27340819
If I'm not frozen stiff, I open fire on the driver of the ZamBONEi.
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>>27340819
ShieldB @ Jack and run away from zamBONEi
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>>27340830
Manhorse,I want to get your side of the story


Are you breaking the game?
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>>27340819
Fuck it, drink the unspecified drink.

Hope it's a roofie...
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>>27340819
Equip the LED Lantern and explore the darkness straight ahead.
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>>27340870
I addressed that I would like to break the limits. I never want to destroy a game, as the hard work put into it would be all for nothing then. However, mastering the system itself and then improving on it is not technically breaking it. It's innovatively changing the way things work without the agreement of the OP.
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>>27340895
Glim sure seems to hate you on that reason

But you have to admit,a mech suit is stretching the boundaries a bit.
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>>27340826
>Fruitanon attacked the ZamBONEi with the Cat's Tail, but its shield negated the damage!
The ZamBONEi's shield was broken!

>>27340830
>The 2nd Manhorse and assistant continue working. (3/4) (part 1 of 3)

>>27340840
>Daily cast Breaker Alpha on the ZamBONEi! It had no effect on the enemy.

>>27340846
>Jack Frost drank some of the mystery drink! He felt energized!
Jack Frost can attack twice next turn!

>>27340853
>Ember is panicking.

>>27340855
>Meat King opened fire on the driver while he was still able to do so, and caused the first hit!
The crowd BOOs in reply.

>>27340860
>Mikrokek cast Shield Beta on Jack Frost, then ran away from the ZamBONEi!
Shield Alpha was overridden by Shield Beta.
A 3-hit magical shield was enveloped around Jack Frost!

>>27340876
>Krono drinks the other half of the mystery drink. Suddenly, he turned purple and grew an oversized horn, then began uncontrollably running around the room and away from the battle while saying something about Ted Cruz.

>>27340883
>Suitcase explores the darkness ahead with the LED lantern. Here, she finds two wooden doors.

The ZamBONEi spun itself through the middle of the ice rink, taking Ember and Jack Frost with it! They both took moderate damage.
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>>27340962
Equip SP/TW, and ORAORAORAORAORA the ZamBONEi with both attacks.
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>>27340923
You should see my .txt file. All my inventions are planned out, from the Ray Gun on. I'm prepared to crash this plane with no survivors.

>>27340962
If the crowd boos when we win, then they're going to have a really bad show.
Continue working.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?"
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>>27340962
STAB THE BACK LEFT WHEEL


AAAAAAAAAA
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>>27340962
I'M A FUCKING PURPLE ALICORN. I AM GODLY.
Use my newfound alicorn magic to paralyze the zamBOMEi completely.
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>>27340962
Guys? I'm a popsicle, so a little assistance would be pretty bucking welcome right now...
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>>27340962
Strike a pose and try to taunt the ZamBONEi.
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>>27340970
He got shield, so I dunno if it's going to work
>>27340962
Just stay and guard
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>>27340962
Pull off some shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3-fyQnc3U On the ice.
Wait what? I'm using the Bayonet Lawsie.
Equip Bayonet, Attack ZamBONEi again.
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>>27340994
It said that the shield broke.
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>>27340962
>Krono became an Alicorn and spouted Ted Cruz shit

Holy kek...
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>>27340962
I continue to help Manhorse with his work
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>>27340997
Well, I'm retarded, sorry
>>27340962
Attack ZambBONEi's right front tire
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>>27340987
should I be happy or angry?
>>27340990
Stop trying to JoJo
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>>27341020
2 l8 m8
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>>27340970
>Jack Frost unequipped the Silver Chariot and re-equipped the SP/TW, and attacked the ZamBONEi with brute force! He landed 0 of 2 attacks.

>>27340974
>The 2nd Manhorse continues working. (4/4) (Phase 1)

>>27340984
>Ember attacked the ZamBONEi's back left wheel with the iron spike, but it didn't seem to take any damage!

>>27340987
>Krono tried to use alicorn powers, but the magic wore off right then and there.

>>27340990
>Daily attempted to taunt the ZamBONEi.

>>27340994
>Mikrokek is guarding.

>>27340996
>Fruitanon attacked the ZamBONEi with the Bayonet in hoof! Another hit was logged.
Hits: 2

>>27341008
>Morky is there.

The ZamBONEi launched scalding water in Krono's direction! He took burn damage.
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>>27341044
I help Manhorse with his work again
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>>27341020
I'm not sure.
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>>27341044
Keep ORAORAORAORAing. Oh, and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGS--qe15I
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>>27341044
Equip Silver Chariot.It seems to do more damage.

Attack the body of the car.
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>>27341044
Well shit. Cleave the hood of the ZamBONEi in two with the Bat-tle axe.
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>>27341044
Attack ZamBONEi
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>>27341044
Attack Again.
Forget about the Music, as I'm a talentless Prick.
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>>27341044
Get Part 2 ready.
"YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!"
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>>27341044
Try to jump directly into the front window and ride inside the car.
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must go. goodbye til tomorrow. I just realized that if I was fast enough, I could've crashed the sun into the tower with my Alicorn magic.
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>>27341067
>Jack Frost attacked the ZamBONEi again, landing 1 out of 2 hits.
The crowd BOOs some more.

>>27341075
>Ember unequipped the Iron Spike and equipped the Silver Chariot, then attacked the body of the ZamBONEi! A hit was logged.

>>27341076
>Krono attacked the ZamBONEi with the Bat-tle Axe! He aptly launched the skeleton right out of the driver's seat.

>>27341077
>>27341078
>>27341090
>The ZamBONEi begins to clank and clunk, then spins around ferociously and blasts more flames from the sides of its vehicle! The audience begins to lower out of sight...

>>27341084
Error: The .txt file won't work on the smartphone. Your hooves are too big.

The ZamBONEi is pissed!
A Skeleton joined the fight!
The ZamBONEi fired missiles at Mikrokek and Fruitanon! Watch out!
The Skeleton attacked Krono with a drop-kick from hell! He was brought to the ground.
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Remember that super idea I was talking about? Here it is. Neuro-transmitters are inserted into the party, giving DNA sample, blood, and mental condition to the owner of the system (me). The owner can then distribute health and buffs as needed, as he holds the exact numbers of the health state of a being. In the case that anyone would want to opt out of this program, there's a neuro-transmitter that will put those thoughts away and have the owner (or whoever the owner gave power to control you) make you fight. This will enhance strategies, since we make an artificial low-level telepathy field with the chips. It's the ultimate AI system, with the AI being living beings. With this, you could perform tasks at near-light speed with everyone being addressed to do a specific task. It'd be like controlling an army, but the army gets a taste of free choice.

Neat, huh? Pic related if you need a clearer understanding.
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>>27341119
GO BERSERK AND CRY!
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>>27341122
I refuse!
>>27341119
>Error: The .txt file won't work on the smartphone. Your hooves are too big.
Oh, kek. Dodge missiles.
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>>27341119
Cast levitation beta on two of the missiles that are fired at Mikrokek and Fruitanon, and chuck them back at ZamBONEi.
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>>27341119
Use the rubber handles from the Pliers (which were taken off) to poke the keys. Give Morky one handle too.
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>>27341122
>And control rebels.
UH. I'm fine without having robot parts, thank you very much.
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>>27341122
"Manhorse, I'm sorry about earlier, anything else I can help with?" I ask him
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>>27341119
Dodge Missile.
Healing wind I on Jack
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>>27341119
STAB THE FUCK OUTTA THAT SKELTON
>>27341122
No...just no...
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>>27341145
>>27341154
There's an error in your sentences: 'no' is an illegal command. Acceptance is the closest way to freedom. Plus, I'll probably only use it to create chain reaction attacks while most of the team is AFK. It would make statues and AFK ponies useful to fight and perform tasks, and speed up new items tenfold. Imagine the possibilities with the HORSE system.
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>>27341122
Mmk. I see how it is.

>>27341136
>Daily cries in the middle of the ice rink.

>>27341145
>Mikrokek dodged this missile.

>>27341146
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on the two missiles fired, and sent them right back at the ZamBONEi! It took catastrophic damage.

>>27341148
>The 2nd Manhorse tries to poke the smartphone with the plier handles, but this isn't wokring, either.

>>27341159
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost recovered health.

The ZamBONEi is on its last leg!
The Skeleton attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He was knocked to the ground.
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>>27341119
See what's behind door number one.
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>>27341122
>>27341176
>Literally trying to enslave us all

Are you JOKING?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

NOW DO YOU SER WHAT MANHORSE IS DOING?

THIS LITTLE SHIT IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE DUNGEON

AND IM THE BAD GUY HERE
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>>27341176
Dude, I don't like people by myself controlling me.
>>27341192
Punch the ZamBONEi with extra strength using Levitation Alpha, or in other words, Punch the vehicle harder and faster using Levitation alpha to help me.
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>>27341192
Stab skelelel
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>>27341192
Healing wind II On Jack.

(On a Side note, Is the Medigun still of any use? Or could it Store Enegry, and be able to release it at a alter time?
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>>27341176
THE JUST USE IT ON THE FUCKING SURPLUS OF STATUES!
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>>27341192
What happened to my attack?


Repeat same action.
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>>27341192
I try using the tip of my hoof on the phone
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>>27341192
Get mad and hit the skelly.
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>>27341203
I can see why you are trying to stop him now.
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>>27341224
Morky what the fuck are you doing?

Why are you helping a capitalist?

No,this isn't about ideologies anymore

Morky,WHY are you helping this monster
>>27341232
NOW YOU GET IT?!
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>>27341192
Fuck it, stallions don't have fur on hooves; carve the tip and make it thinner.
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>>27341257
The reason why I see now is he is fucking trying to control me, or at least has the idea to. Jesus.
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>>27341192
>>27341196
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>>27341272
The MSpaint picture alone makes it fucking scary.
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>>27341196
>Suitcase opened the wooden door. Inside, she found darkness to the right.

>>27341206
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Alpha on himself, and destroyed the ZamBONEi with one foul move.

>>27341208
>Mikrokek shish-kabobed the Skeleton, destroying it as well.

>>27341212
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Jack Frost.
(no)

>>27341223
Now it's useless.

>>27341224
>Morky uses the tip of his hoof to type.

The ZamBONEi was destroyed!
Everyone involved gained 55 EXP.
Daily has achieved Level 9!
Daily realized the power of Defense Up Alpha!
Meat King has achieved Level 4!
Ember has achieved Level 2!
The door re-opened, letting the pones out.
Somewhere, a light illuminated.

>>27341266
>carve the tip and make it thinner
Are you implying you wish to thin your hoof?
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>>27341176
Second "Absolute" Madhorse
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>>27341176
Here is my opinion on this matter.
That's inhumane.
>pic related
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>>27341293
Well, it's crudely drawn, yeah, but the whole control thing is the scary part.
>>27341312
Welp, teleport to Suitcase, and check out the right darkness.
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>>27341312
Explore the darkness to the right.
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>>27341272
Now hold on-- I'm not controlling you. I'm simply inserting neurotransmitters inside to get a solid number understanding of you and others health. The control part and the whole 'built in tesla coils to fry your mind' thing is just for people who try to stop the system.
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>>27341312
Go where the light illuminated
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>>27341333
>Implying any of us think this is a good idea
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>>27341333
I don't think we want robot parts put in us Manhorse. Thank you.
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>>27341333
The idea itself to have control to do that is scary. I mean, sure, it's good on paper, but god knows what happens if your intents is to just brainwash us. Just don't force robot parts into our heads.
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>>27341312
Not the whole thing. Just the end of it.
It's not like I'm keeping the limb anyway.
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>>27341312
Wait...
>A light illuminated
BOSS DOOR!
O
S
S

D
O
O
R
!
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>>27341333
This is a good idea. I support Manhorse.
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>>27341333
"Do you need the parts inside the phone?" I ask Manhorse.
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>>27341312
Folow the Light.
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>>27341312
Check to ser if the crowd is still there.

Otherwise,go find the lightened up room
>>27341333
No
I must agree with Glim,you are just trying to brainwash us.
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>>27341370
FUCK
I HAVE TO USE A TRIP NOW
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
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>>27341370
>>27341332
>>27341369
>>27341340
>>27341374
>The party finds that the Boss Door has been illuminated, and has now opened!

Go inside?

>>27341385
>Ember checks and finds that the crowd is gone for good.
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>>27341371
Nah, I just need to hit the keys, the parts are getting wired into the armor.
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>>27341393
Await my party at the boss door.
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>>27341393
Follow Suitcase
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>>27341393
Welp. Teleport to the boss door, and go inside. Manhorse, come on.
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>>27341397
I nod and hand him the phone again
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>>27341390
Oh good.For a second there I thought you were completely retarded
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>>27341393
Step away from crafting this one turn, loot the engine off the Zamboni.
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>>27341393
>Boss room

RESCUE AWAITS
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>>27341393
Go inside the boss door.
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>>27341333
So let's see:
>>27341349
>>27341356
>>27341361
>>27341385
We have 4 pones saying no.
>>27341370
And one or two saying yes.
Sorry Manhorse majority rules.
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>>27341393
Guess I'll enter the boss door then.
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>>27341439
I DIDNT EVEN SAY YES
that was some guy
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>>27341439
Hi there.
We at HORSE Industries understand and hear your appeals. In our family, we take pride in making sure our customers are satisfied. We will take extreme revision into the system and come up with something that suits your needs.

~The Second Manhorse
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>>27341478
Oh, sorry Fruity.
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>>27341481
I hereby file a lawsuit against Manhorse for defamation to his fellow team and attempted enslavment
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>>27341412
>>27341408
>>27341436
>>27341437
>>27341477
>The party enters the boss room. Inside, they found Torpar's merchant desk to the left, a wooden door to the right, and a heavy metallic door straight ahead. There is snow outside the heavy door.
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>>27341511
TOPAR! AYYY
Strike up a conversation.
Attempt to trade in Cats Tail.
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>>27341481
Hi HORSE Industries,
I would like to lodge a complaint against one of your representatives: The Second Manhorse. Over the course spanning months he has done the following:
-Killed an Ally
-Attack Allies
-Bullied Allies
-Threatened enslavement
-And has thrown multiple hissy fits over the slightest sign of non-cooperation over items.
I hope that you recive this message and learn to control your representatives.

My Regards~

-Suit Case
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>>27341511
Greet whoever the fuck Topar is.
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>>27341511
Ay, yo, bird. What can I get for Star Platinum and ZA WARUDO.
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>>27341511
Sit next to Fruit as he makes deals.
also /inv
>>27341531
He's a trader you can give him items in exchange for others.
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>>27341531
Topar is the guy you can trade stuff with. Got some junk that Manhorse won't even touch? Give it to bird.
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/inv
Holy fuck do I have shit to give
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>>27341511
Ayy Topar

Someone ask him about my whereabouts
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>>27341521
>Fruitanon attempts to trade in the Cat's Tail.
"Ah... This is one of your best weapons. Sad to see it go.
[You can trade this item for the Hockey Skate, the Cane, or the Paddle.]

>>27341533
>Jack Frost tries to trade in his top offensive weapons.
"I don't even know what this is."
[You can trade this item for the Bandage Scissors, the Wooden Log, or the Spear.]

>>27341539
>>27341549
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Sticky Note x45
Bullet x295
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Magnet
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:125)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-Star Platinum + The world
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Torque Wrench (E)
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (13m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Textbook
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Tuning Fork
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Sticky note x50
-Electric Fan
some changes to make.

No boss tonight; do what you want with this area for the next 2 turns or so.
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>>27341585
I teleport to these FUCKERS. I offer the torque wrench.
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>>27341585
Nevermind then. How about the electrical fan.
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>>27341585
Inspect the Skate
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>>27341585
Attrmpt to trade stone-guard chestplate
If I can't,trade Silver Chariot
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>>27341585
Check Laser Pistols with Torpar.
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>>27341611
I'm wearing the stone-guard plate asshole.
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>>27341617
> 22:22:22
DAMN SON
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>>27341631
>23:22:22
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>>27341585
Offer the electric fan.
Hopefully I can get a proper weapon.
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>>27341585
>>27341600
>>27341642
Oh, offer the Tuning Fork instead.
Let's see if I can get a proper weapon of sorts.
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>>27341626
I honestly couldn't care less if you die a horrible death
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>>27341664
Someones salty
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>>27341664
> newfags roasting each other this early
But seriously calm your shit
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>>27341598
>Morky teleports to the group, and offers the torque wrench for trade.
"Hm... Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Rake, the Power Belt, or the Classic Game Controller.]

>>27341600
>Jack Frost attempts to trade in the Electrical Fan.
"This should be good."
[You can trade this item for the Brick, the Trophy, or the Awesome Bleach.]

>>27341608
>Fruitanon inspects the Hockey Skate.
"As offensive equipment, it can deliver on both offensive and defensive accounts. The blade is duller than you'd expect."

>>27341611
>Ember tries to trade in the Silver Chariot.
"This should be good..."
[You can trade this in for the Electric Hacksaw, the Scythe, or the Piano Tuner.]

>>27341617
>The 2nd Manhorse looks to trade the Laser Pistols in with Torpar.
"This might be too powerful for what I have."
[You can trade this in for the Circular Saw, the Straw, or the Iron Rod.]

>>27341662
>Suitcase tries to trade in the Tuning Fork.
"Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this in for the Cup of Chai, the Deck Knife, or the Telescope.]

Next post will be the last for tonight.
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>>27341683
"I'll take the rake" I say.
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>>27341683
Get the awesome bleach and Ember, nothing in the trade you have is too good, expect the scythe.
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>>27341683
"I'll take the Deck Knife. Thank you."
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>>27341689
Dude, get the power belt. It gives you more power.
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>>27341683
Trade in the UAV for something
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>>27341683
> a straw
Better be the best fucking straw in the game because holy shit dude Lasers do not equal Straw

Ask him what he would give, hypothetically, for a Mechsuit.
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>>27341683
>>27341697
Oh and equip that shit too.
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>>27341711
I wouldn't do that, Manhorse would curb stomp you.
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>>27341711
Unless objected.

Otherwise trade in Unknown Drink
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>>27341683
Inspect Paddle
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>>27341732
That would go into Suitcase and Glim's list of grievances

And why are you helping someone who wants to mind control us?
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>>27341735
We drank all of the unknown drink.
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>>27341711
You ever hear of Glim's Syndrome? It's when your head just happens to have an iron spike through it. No joke.
Let's keep the UAV for now.
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>>27341760
Then why is it listed?
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>>27341759
Cause I was an asshole so I'm making it up.
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>>27341689
>Morky traded the Torque Wrench for the Rake!

>>27341695
>Jack Frost traded in the Electrical Fan for the Awesome Bleach!

>>27341697
>Suitcase traded the Tuning Fork for the Deck Knife!

>>27341711
>Ember tried trading in the UAV.
"Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Traffic Cone, the Large Pot, or the Bicycle Helmet.]

>>27341728
>The 2nd Manhorse questions the Straw.
"This isn't any ordinary straw... This is actually a straw made of the lightest materials on the planet to bound by time and space to provide hovering abilities. It's worth it, trust me."

>>27341750
>Fruitanon inspected the paddle.
"This is a wooden paddle, carved to perfection by the ancient Equestrians of Hano'Kai.

That's it for me. Expect three periodic check-ins throughout the day, and I will see you all tomorrow evening!
KEEP THE THREAD UP.
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>>27341769
Mistake?
>>27341771
P O W E R B E L T
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>>27341783
I will try, dude.
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>>27341783
"I will curb stomp you if you trade in the UAV" I tell Ember
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>>27341799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYCO5hy-Ydw
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>>27341799
>>27341783
Trade UAV for helmet

:^)
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>>27341816
I shield bash Ember.
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>>27341816
Doing God's work
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>>27341816
>>27341832
Oh, yeah, thread's done.
Seeya tomorrow.
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>>27341843
Still gonna kill this fucker.
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>>27341816
I'm not the biggest fan of Manhorse, but that is a straight downgrade.
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>>27341849
Shut it you Horsedrone
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>>27341861
Come on Frosty! Manhorse worked hard on that and used some things we need it!
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Hellooooo? Am I thawed out yet?
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>>27341816
So not only have you inconvenienced me, but the entire group by getting rid of a necessary weapon.
You'll be seeing Glimmerfag incredibly soon.
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>>27341861
Oh really?

How so?

I only did it cause Morky was being an ass.
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>>27341872
Lawsmen won't take the request when he starts again. There is a grace period, so just keep it away from Ember.
>>27341882
IT'S A DRONE. D R O N E. YOU KNOW, THING THAT FLYS?
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>>27341881
Says the one who wanted to emplant chips into our brains
>>27341889
Yes so?Whats so special about a drone?Only because Manhorse probably madr it?
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>>27341907
I think a drone is better than an helmet is all I am saying. Well, sure, Manhorse hasn't touched it, but which is better? Shitty helmet, or scouting robot thing?
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>>27341816
>>27341861
In truth Ember.
Just don't.
No need to start a fight over a downgrade.
>>27341881
You know. The more you teamkill the less likely we'll tolerate it and the more likely you'll be teamkilled yourself. That's probably why you want to build that mind control thing. So you can go on your free will without it blowing up in your face.
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>>27341816
Celestia damn it, Ember, you're fighting the next group of enemies by yourself with only a pair of panties and a Greg Hardy football card.
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>>27341907
Besides

I have no fucking clue what is important and what is not important
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>>27341923
Hot
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>>27341928
Then ask you fucker
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>>27341928
Again, >>27341920
I don't agree with Manhorse 100%, but doing the trade is a waste of resources. You are making it a fancy barter chip.
>>
>>27341949
Fine fine

I was only doing it to spite Morky who,as Glim described,is being a "Horsedrone"
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>>27341881
Stop threatening to kill people you scumbag
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>>27341962
Thank you Ember.
I understand your hate but just roll with it for now.
We can beat the shit out of him when he tries to brainwash us.
>>
>>27341962
>>27341881
Oh, and Manhorse, that's sick. Don't threaten people like that.
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>>27341922
The more I get rid of necessary threats, the stronger I become. Teamwork only works if the parties are willing to participate, and they aren't. At this point, we might as well split the party into two sides, communists and capitalists. Then they'll see how long they survive.
>>27341928
Oh, shut the fuck up. You have enough of a brain to know a plastic helmet is not a drone, unless you're some underage idiot. Don't get rid of items to prove a point or you're going to get killed.
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>>27341949
>>27341980
Also Jack,
is it just me or does Manhorse WANT to kill other players.
Like, with the BARs and Glimmer, he could have just repaired them. But he chose to kill Glimmer instead and it seems like he wants to kill Ember.
>>
>>27341962
>>27341977
>>27341980
Good God you are all stupid, he hasn't brainwashed me and won't brainwash any of us
>>
>>27341995
>Commies and Capitalists
Uh? What?
>>27341999
Checked. Well, you know, he's trying to be a dictator or something.
>>
>>27341999
Welp, trips confirm, Manhorse wants to kill the team.
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>>27341995
Fuck off I'm trying to learn the rooes here you are acting like an ass.

Who knows,maybe the helmet has some magic bullshit like that straw.

Heck I might as well join Communists then.
>>
>>27341999
Wait.

When Glim broke those weapons he could have just fixed them.

Holy fuck.
>>
>>27342023
Have fun

>>27341995
We should be Fascists not capitalist
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>>27342008
I don't want to be a dictator, I want to win the game. If that means killing half the party for the defeat of the next boss, I have no problem with that.
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>>27342039
Then fucking explain to me why do you think threating to kill someone out of an item and making up plans for mind control is good?
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>>27342038
Only one of the weapons was fully fucked. Manhorse kills you over one gun.
>>27342040
Jeez, you don't have to treat everyone like pawns. I'm the boring guy, but I think killing allies just to win a game is streching it.
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>>27342048
He's not going to mind control any one. It's to check on your health.
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>>27342063
Isn't that Lawsmen's job?
>>
>>27342063
>>27342069
Uh, yeah. We have fucking health bars, Morky.
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>>27342040
>Doesn't want to be a dictator
>Acts like a dictator
Y'know there's something called irony.
>>
Fuck it, I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow, and try not to kill each other before the game reconvenes.
>>
Do you all now see the true side of Manhorse?No wonder he is Chaotic Evil
Even I have standards.

Oh and can we take this argument to the Unofficial Thread?
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>>27342072
It's for healing purposes, to tell who needs to be healed the most
>>
>>27342099
Again, health bars.
>>27342087
But it's kinda bumping the thread.
>>
>>27342099
MORKY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HEALTH BARS?
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>>27342105
Almost to bump limit friend
>>
>>27342072
He took the old HP system out; the chip would put your health at 35 percent instead of just 'hurt'. Sorry I tried to joke about the mind control thing.
>>
>>27342099
H E A L T H B A R S Y O U D U M B A S S
>>27342118
Hm. I still don't trust you.
>>
>>27342118
Could've avoided this whole drama by saying it sooner
>>
>>27342160
I did. The mind control function is for statues, but you never know who goes AFK. Quicker crafting, you know?
>>
>>27342105
>>27342106
>>27342134
You guys are adorable when you salty. ÃŽ was joking, I wanted to see how pissed I could make you
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>>27342347
Not even gonna lie. You got me.
>>
Night bump
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>>27342401
>>
bempe
>>
>>27343543
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>>27341876
I guess the party left you for dead.

Check-in 1 of 4. I see we're awfully close to the bump limit. Try to keep this thread under 500, and I'll link this thread to the next.
>>
>>27343994
Will do
>>
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I love you all, except Ember the new fag.
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>>27344181
Is it because she is a emberfag?

Is it because people consider them to be furfags?
>>
Check-in 2 of 4. Keep it up!
>>
>>27345203
>>
>>27343994
Checking in. Is this little pony ambulatory yet, or am I still a Bomb Pop?
>>
>>27346208
No, you're still frozen.

Check-in 3 of 4. Another couple hours to go; thinking 4.
>>
Yo
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>>27346859
Yo.
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>>27346874
Angelo
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>>27346882
Agar.io
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>>27346882
Oh yeah, I got cancer.
>>
>>27346899
Are you joking?
>>
>>27346932
No.
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>>27346944
Excuse me who the fuck are you?
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Fuck it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Starting now. Post your moves, I'll make a new thread soon enough.
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>>27346944
You have to be.


Right?
>>27346951
Fucking knew it.

Fuck off whoever is pretending to be Suitcase you asshole.
>>
>>27346955
Alright. Check out the wooden door.
>>
>>27346955
Offer up the vest to Topar.
>>
>>27346955
Oh hey this is back.

Trade Textbook for something.
>>
>>27346960
Anyways, the joke was I got bat cancer and I was gonna post my autistic bat oc. But then that guy came along.
>>
>>27346982
Are you referring to the mantipone drawing?
>>
>>27346955
Yes, I'm still fucking frozen in the middle of the hockey rink. I attempt to flex my hoof just enough to fire the BAR 4.

Hoping the shot will crack some of the ice and radiant heat will melt some more.
>>
>>27346968
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the left. Here, he found the elevator room!

>>27346969
>Suitcase tries to trade he vest in to Torpar.
"Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Garbage Can, the Miniature Chair, or the Tea Bag.]

>>27346981
>Ember tries to trade the Textbook.
"Algebra is a privelege, not a right."
[You can trade this item for the Computer Case Screw, the Couch Cushion, or the Leather Jacket.]
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>>27346993
No, this one I actually got someone else to do it. But that was a while ago.
>>
>>27347022
Hm. Welp, read up on "Awesome Bleach."
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>>27347022
Leather Jacket it is!
>>
>>27347022
Offer up the 50x sticky notes.
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>>27347040
Didn't I make a trap out of that?

Shouldn't it be 20x?
>>
>>27347048
Yes, but we have the other forty something so we really have something like 65 sticky notes.
>>
>>27347064
What about MY sticky-note trap/blanket?
>>
>>27347035
>Jack Frost read up on the Awesome Bleach.
"This goodie makes you temporarily invincible... Or something. Don't mind the warning labels, just chug it like a champ and you'll FEEL the effect instantly."

>>27347039
>Ember traded the Textbook for the Leather Jacket!

>>27347040
>Suitcase offers up 65 sticky notes.
"Huh. This should be interesting..."
[You can trade this for the Weaved Basket, the Watch, or the Candle.]

500! New thread coming shortly.
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>>27347086
We have an actual blanket.
>>
>>27347102
But-but.....
>>
>>27347099
I attempt to flex my hoof just enough to fire the BAR 4.

Hoping the shot will crack some of the ice and radiant heat will melt some more.
>>
>>27347099
Equip Leather Jacket

Try to trade the magnet.
>>
>>27347122
Look, we can use the candle to thaw out meat.
>>
>>27347156
What candle?
>>
>>27347099
Take the candle.
>>
>>27347156
Hm. Well, we would need to light it up with a match, but yeah.
>>27347166
It's one of the things he can get.
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>>27347156
I could possibly do that since everyone left him for dead.
>>
>>27347173
Y'know not complaining or anything. But don't you have a solid bone, part of your skeleton, jutting out of your forehead that can use magic. Maybe we could try lighting it with that.
>>
>>27347193
Well, from what I know, I have no fire magic. I got all sorts of shit, but not fire. Matches it has to be then.
>>
>>27347208
Well, we have no matches but I could try lighting it with the spear.
>>
>>27347125
Not even that.

>>27347133
>Ember equipped the Leather Jacket, then attempted to trade the Magnet.
"This is really good!"
[You can trade this for the Ibuprofen, the Banana Peel, or the Metronome.]

>>27347167
>Suitcase traded the sticky notes for the Candle!

NEW THREAD
>>27347235
>>27347235
>>27347235
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>>27344316
Ye
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