606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) storytimed here!
>>27263202
How does Ponyville do in organization? The biggest town events and fairs certainly get a lot of volunteers helping out, but is there a system in place to get the word out on more impromptu happenings? Bulletin boards, council meetings, newspapers? Or is it largely up to word of mouth? Trixie had posters ready for advertisement this time around, at least. Her first arrival seemed to just draw a bunch of curious ponies, though.When's the next Iron Pony competition, for instance?
>>27261162
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Hey, I was the first one that wasn't >filly or the linkboard. Sweet.
>>27265323
>>27265320
>even at 2am
>>27265329
welcome to new horse, same as the old horse
>>27265329
>>27265332
Marker's a fun pony to room with. She's just so full of energy.
pony transformed
>>27265333
It's clearly some sort of script or bot. I'm merely surprised it hasn't gone down or malfunctioned at some point.
>>27265334
No two horses are identical. Highly similar, maybe, but never identical.
>>27265337
There's an understatement and a half.
>>27265345
She's so sweet
burn it all down
>>27265358
She is what we make of her.
>>27265359
Please do not set fire to the Shamalamadingdong.
>>27265324
Man. How many weeks am I going to have to wait for more CMC? On Your Marks didn't answer any questions or give closure; it just opened new ideas and left us to think about it. I don't want to sit here considering possibilities, dammit.
>>27265372
well we dont know anything about 12
What are ponies?
>>27265410
we just don't know
but they can be used as hats
>>27265414
>>27265423
>colt
>>27265436
The only other pony without a dancing partner when Apple Bloom came in was a colt, so...
>now have dedicated Coco, Maud, Sunset and Starlight folders
It's a decent start, I guess. Don't know if I have enough images of Mur or Moodancer to make those folders. Should definitely work on Dazzlings and Tree Hugger tomorrow night, though.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/04/hasbro-releases-2015-annual-report-eg.html
>"Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased but were, however, more than offset by lower net revenues from the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS products."
lol EqG shitting all over the MLP brand, as usual.
>>27265472
Yeah yeah, it was really funny the first 10 times you posted it too.
Today's deader than usual
>>27265324
>>27265488
It's the dead of night for half the states and I'm having a celebratory fap.
>>27265488
Are there finals in clapistan or something like that?
>>27265496
It's 6AM there
>>27265504
That''s no excuse not to pony.That Celestia is dangerously close to giving me diabetes.
>>27265504
On the east coast, it is. It's barely going to be 4 where I am.
>>27265488
The clapistani are asleep and the yuropoors are at work
>>27265544
YOU MUST MARRY ME
>>27265488
Everybody in the US killed themselves after Ted Cruz dropped out and all the Euros killed themselves after Leicester City won the EPL
>>27265618
>anyone other than britbongs caring about the EPL
You're a funny dude
>>27265618
I don't even know what the EPL is.
>>27265618
What's EPL?
>>27265544
Thank you.
>>27265618
All the Euros are now L I F E L O N G lestah fans actually
I don't even watch football but I decided to watch their game against Manchester
http://i.imgur.com/6kKQKYZ.jpg
I'm in love with the purple.
>>27265630
Eastern Plaguelands.
>>27265680
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/6/4/645105.png
>>27265680
Mares don't have dicks. And the one on the middle right is just silly
>>27265686
>>27265544
THOU'ST GOING TO ADORE MEEEEEE
>Today is Bird Day
Birdcat
Are dashfags hype for the next episode?
>>27265715
>>27265715
Birds, you say?
I just spent over an hour rearranging and reorganizing my lewds. I haven't edged like that in ages.
>>27265726
Yes
>>27265719
I hope it's fun
>>27265739
HAS MEME GONE TO FAR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>27265686
Is Spike... putting his ding-dong into Twilights ding-dong?
>>27265772
TWILY
>>27265756
Yes. Yes, they are.
>docking
>>27265784
トワイリー
>>27265320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCowMcWipwk
>>27265796
The only funny one was "everypony"
>>27265796
PONY IS PROPERLY SIZED
>>27265796
It's missing the crew laughing their ass off.
What's the worst thing you've seen related to ponies
>>27265809
MLPG
>>27265809Anthro diaper reverse centaur raricow.
>>27265809
Bronies
>>27265809chris-chan
>>27265796
This is the best thing to come out of EQG since Sunny Shim.
>>27265809Your waifu
you feel a mouth sucking you off
it's incredibly good and you're about to cum alreadylook down
it's a stallion
what do
>>27265840
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/53ce1f50e4b00a63fc0c2c9b/t/55532460e4b054270906210c/1431512164368/
>>27265809
a full grown man with a diaper on with pony merch around him
a jar of boiled cum with a rainbow dash figurine inside
princess skyla
Can we bring back moth ponies? They were cute
>>27265861
You can have some Russian plane ponies instead.
>>27265796
Yes.
This is an acceptable size for pon.
>>27265861
moth pony curled up on the table to drink sugar water and getting dust all over
>>27265861
Did mothanon finally kill himself? He could never handle the #mothz.
>>27265865
What about Korean drone ponies?
>>27265878
man moths are some of the least offensive bugs
>>27265886
Is this the cat copter ponified?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs
RAINBOW DASH REALLY STEALS?
NO DIGNITY
I want to touch the japanese horse.
>>27265772
That crown is got to go and be snap in half!
>>27265903
so if pinkie is josuke and rainbow dash is koichi, who is okuyasu
>>27265918
Clearly Fluttershy
>>27265918
Applejack?
>>27265923
>short-sighted
>fashion motif involves money
checks out
>>27265918
Are you even speaking English
>>27265926
He's speaking English with Japanese proper names.
Do you get confused when people ask about Giovanni and Iacopo and Antonio?
>>27265918
>>27265903
>Rainbow Dash is Koichi
then Yukako is who?
>>27265938
Some pony with really fabulous hair, I'd imagine.
I want to go back to /co/, MLPG.
I want to go back home.
>>27265951
/mlp/ and /co/ both are stinky cesspool but THIS IS OUR CESSPOOL
>>27265951
/co/ isn't /co/ anymore
there is no home to go back to
>>27265903
I like this.
Ember and Starlight are pregnant with Spike's kids.
>>27265951
>>27265958
>>27265964
tell that to half the mares in Ponyville
you forget how potent dragons are
>>27265971
Spike got half the mares in town pregnant?
>>27265957
Once the dust settled, and granted it took a long while, /mlp/ turned out a better home than /co/ ever was. Fuck that place. It's dead to me.
You can't flim flam the glim glam
>>27265951
>>27265957
We can never go back. Though apparently, we can keep creating new shit boards whenever we want.
CELESTIA EPISODE WHEN
boop the pony
>>27266049
you just had one
>>27266049
I want her to sing again.
>>27266053
Pony says she wears the pants in the relationship.
>>27266118
Fuck off, Lyra
>>27266082
How do you feel now, Sweetie?
>>27265796
>Equestria Pinkie, and Human Pinkie casually switch places from time to time.
Alright.
We need a separate board for fillies.
>>27266206
YOU FOOL
>>27265951
looking at the state of /co/ recently, I don't think it would be much better even if we did
>>27266206
>>27265958
I think we killed some vital part of /co/ when we left.
I think it was the fun part.
>>27265809
This is an oldie but a goldie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8J5FfWPJEA
It's not the worst thing thoughthat goes to that brony pizza hut thing.
>>27266224
Or the new generation that came in is just a bunch of douchebags, I can't tell.
>>27266224
When ponies were on /co/ in addition to the handful of reactionaries from the board itself angry at our presence, we also attracted shitposters from other boards.
These people were usually bothered by seeing pones on /b/ or /v/ or whatever and because at first the /co/ thread was the only real definitive hangout they focused all their attention on shitting up the board. And when /b/ sprouted up most people didn't want to go there either because well... it's /b/. gross...
As we all know we eventually got kicked out, but the shitposters who came to /co/ only to complain about ponies ended up hanging around and really proceeded to shit up the rest of the board.
filly wants to be a popstar
>>27263385
>Show writers were too lazy to design three unique cutie marks for the CMC
>comic artists were too lazy to draw them
It's like pottery
>>27266280
Keep it on /filly/ filly.
>>27266292
Twily
Shim sham
Glim glam
What's Trixie's mildly insulting nickname?
>>27266297
THE PATHETIC AND FRIENDLESS TRIXIE
>tfw I remember that I was actually in the very first MLP thread on /co/
jesus christ where did all that time go?
>>27266297
Shimmer's nickname is Trash
>>27266300
You wasted five and a half years of your life posting My Little Pony-related material on a shitty imageboard.
Was it worth it?
>>27266307
>having a life to waste
>>27266292
How does she wink both eyes at the same time like that?
>>27266307
time spent on things you enjoy cant be wasted
>>27265772
That can't be healthy for her teeth
>>27266307
>Hobbies are your entire life
To be fair I've been a lazy piece of shit lately though. Also horsies got me through school.
>>27266282
>Show writers were too lazy to design three unique cutie marks for the CMC
more like hasbro forced them to do that shit I think
>>27265796
>Fluttershy's clown car backpack
>>27265811
>The Sims is already over 16 years old
>it could be a legal adult by the time g4 ends
>>27266224
Kind of.
>oh shit, there are people actually enjoying something, better get rid of them
>>27265796
Alright, someone over analyze this so we can figure out some really close approximations.
>>27266397
That's not Pank.
>>27266392
Would do it but we don't have the height of the EqG monsters. It wouldn't help at all.
It'd be as useful as the apple chart or the bunny chart or whatever chart.
>>27266392
Horse=Little
Human=Normal size
>>27266401
It looks like Pink to me.
>>27266403
Right. It would be another approximation. I imagine someone will still do it though.
The Equestria Girls are all the same height, right? And they're apparently upper classmen, if not seniors. So they've reached their adult height.
If we take the assumption they're "average American female height" we could get yet another decent approximation.
>>27266415
>green eyes
You might wanna check your bug detector
>>27266417
Maybe, but I'll just stick with the Candy Cane and the Weird Al charts.
They give almost the same sizes and have a the least assumptions. They just assume that pony feet are the same length as real world feet.
No need for silly averages that for something that could be anywhere on the scale.
>>27266419
>what are coloured contact lenses?
>>27266419
What's wrong with green eyes?
>>27266428
prettiest horse
>>27266427
Why would Penk wear them?
>>27266417
I say that now but then I remembered this is still a cartoon and in Cartoon world all children are an order of magnitude shorter than adults.
That or Celestia is really freaking tall.
Actually, wait, compared to that door frame she is fucking tall.Unf
>>27266426
Yeaah... I take the Weird Al chart to be pretty definitive. So is the Candy Cane. They all worked out pretty much the same given a margin of error.
>>27266435
To throw the changelings a party?
>>27266439
>What door frame, Anon?
>>27266441
Why would she do that? She dislikes the Changelings. She thinks that they are evil.
She doesn't use her party powers indiscriminately. She certainly doesn't use them on bugs that don't deserve them
>>27266439
Man, Celestia is 75% legs. That's fucked up.
>>27266439
never liked that chart tbf
>>27266447
But what if some bugs were good?
>>27266452
How would Pinkie know?
>>27266456
Pinkie sense.
Realizing new ponies in town seem a bit off but are friendly.
that book is sooo read
>>27266450
It is fucked.
Her crotch goes up to Vinyl's neck.
She could sit on Vinyl's shoulder.
I really, really wish they gave the princess's designs more thought than none at all.
>>27266462
If they are already disguising themselves as ponies and Pinkie doesn't know they are changelings why would she wear contacts?
We need to start this day off right, damn it.
>>27266463
Jokes on her. Its Anon's fanfiction about her butt.
>>27266492
I want to hug Fleetfoot
>>27266464
>Her crotch goes up to Vinyl's neck
>You could eat out Principal Celestia without having to go down on her
Unf
>>27266465
To convince all of them she's one of them and find out if they're really good?
>>27266501
She's wonderful and she needs more love.
>>27266511
I found her raspy lisp kinda cute
what's the legal drinking age in equestria?
>>27266516
>Sex: Yes
10/10
>>27266514
Her raspy lisp is my favorite thing about her.
>>27266514
>tfw you find accents and speech impediments hot
>>27266531
>>27265323
build wall
>>27266531
Accents can be cute, if not hot as fuck.
The other I'm not so sure about
>>27266531
I blame liking accents on the fact I'm American.
I blame liking speech impediments on the fact that I kind of see it as youthful and endearing. They also feel less intimidating to talk to.In a guy though, I'm sure it's just seen as being a beta faggot. I stutter, stammer, slur, mumble, forget words, mix words up and in general can't talk. Sometimes, yes, I even have a lisp if I'm drunk enough. I also think my voice is too nasally and gravely at the same time. It's to the point where I'm known for being very quiet because I hate opening my mouth.
>>27266549
what
>>27266562
I don't really know but I liked the picture.
>>27266511
I wonder if we'll see more of her in the Dash episode or if they just go with Spitfire and Soarin
>>27266464
I wish they gave any of the designs any thought at all
>>27266602
She better show up again!
There's no reason not to have her appear again.
Every pony on screen is another reminder that character exists and a better reason for the audience to buy her toy.
>>27266606
I remember the time when the designs were leaked and everyone thought it was fake.
Your waifu was a changeling all along
the real her doesn't care for you at all and kinda dislikes you actually
game over, man
>>27266607
Does she even have any toys?
>>27266614
Wouldn't that just mean that I waifu'd the changeling all along and everything is still mostly fine?
>>27266619
No.
And if they aren't persistent about including her in episodes they're never going to be able to sell any.
pony is sitting on your keyboard and refuses to get off until you rub her belly and give her some love and attention and treats
>>27266642
that's just the decoy keyboard
pony sure is dumb
>>27266614
Did the changeling really love me?
>>27266642
That's no problem, I have a second wireless keyboard lying next to my bed.
>You kill Nyx!
I couldn't not post this here.
>>27266643
>>27266660
You monster!
>>27266660
>Nyx dead by Arrythmia
Made my night.
>>27266660
>Arrythmia
Cancer leave this place
>>27266664
Go to sleep.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/24/922650.png
>>27266716
what the fuck, your highness
>>27266716
Fuck ponies sexually.
>>27266710
>Arrythmia
Was that the "not quite an OC" or am I confusing something?
>>27266716
>>27266730
>>27265894
...Manmoths?
>>27266746
what does that pony have that makes her so special to have all those husbands
>>27266730
When no one was looking, Celestia took forty dildos. She took 40 dildos.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
>>27266735
>>27266602
>tfw excited and nervous about the next episode
It's sad when you feel that way about an episode with your waifu in it because you don't want them to make her go full cunt.
>this Captcha
What the fuck. Why is this guy staring at me?
>>27266746
Gross, she's into dragons and those bird jews.
>>27265878
>Mothanon
Who?
>>27266746
she must be completely worn
>>27265878
I don't blame him, they're fucking winged demon spawn of the night.
I flail around like an autist on fire if one comes near me.
>>27266757
Just enter the targeting coor- er, the captcha and move on, citizen.
Who you tryin to get crazy with ese'
Filly's stand is just another filly.
>>27266794
shut up, filly
Remember not to hug a filly if the seal is broken.
>>27266830
don't worry, my filly's seal is definitely intact
>>27266807
Don't make her get her lil cousins, yo
>>27266847
>Hello, I am here for the job interview
>there's a holiday tomorrow
Dang, I didn't know. Guess I can pone all day long!
>>27266892
>tfw want to pony all day
>but I have to study and do homework
>>27266892
>Celebrating Revenge of the Fifth and not May the Fourth
>>27266897
She'll be proud of you at least
>>27266902
only geeks will get this post
like and reblog if you're a nerd too
#geekpride
>>27266897
Didn't you see What About Discord, if you go an study then the god of chaos will steal your friends away.
The moral of the story is never study, go party instead because Satan will punish you otherwise.
God I fucking love fillies.
They're so fucking tiny.
>>27266926
they're like little puppies but they can talk
>>27266921
this is true
>>27266847
>tfw related to a bunch of these motherfuckers
>>27266958
>tfw reverse zimmerman
>tfw whitest dude at senpai reunion
>>27266910
I guess
>>27266921
Fuck
>>27266976
>falls asleep within seconds
Help!
The unicorns keep casting spells to make me more like they want!
>>27267046
What a silly claim. Who would believe such nonsense?
>>27267060
Isn't that more of a s1 Luna thing?
>>27267060
Who made those dresses
Was it Rarity
>>27267105
>those ugly things
>made by Rarity
>>27267110
So it was Rarity.
>>27267128Don't tell her that I told you.
I don't get it.
Why are ponies naked?
>>27267149
>>27267165
Well?
>>27267149
Because Ponyville is a hick town
>>27267167
>>27267174
Applejack help me
>>27267179
why is the apple one quiet
>>27267193
she's a few apples short of a bushel
I vote we get rid of the apple pony and replace her with the donkey.
>>27267206
but I hate the donkey
>>27267206
I vow we get rid of you and replace you with the applepony
>>27267206
too bad
>>27267242
whoops
>>27267232
>>27267242
well you said "the" donkey so I assume you meant cranky
donkeys can be cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SF0PzbzVw
How big is your waifu, Anon?
>>27267383
Ponysized
>>27267427
touch
>>27267427
HI GREYHORSE
>>27267383
Fairly tall
>>27267438
>>27265840
prepare to return the favor
>>27266444
>>27267450
>they are just slamming featureless crotches against one another
>>27267450
thats hot
I just want to be a useless piece of shit all day and pet fillies and stuff.
>>27267533
Your pic is actually much hotter for me.
>>27267580
Petting fillies is very important, anon.
>>27267560
>>27267585
You like shy mares, anon?
>>27267606
Not all of them. This pic of Fluttershy doesn't move me, for example.
>>27267612
The fact you don't like shiest mare disgusts me, but have this anyways.
>>27267612
>Fanmade batcancer OC
>>27267612
I would a batmare
>>27267585
>>27267606
Y-you want ...where? >///<
>>27267626
I like *some* pictures of Fluttershy, but not that one.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/22/1050420.png
>>27267649
>>///<
kill yourself
https://derpiboo.ru/614017
Would you bizam the pony?
>>27267661
please don't murder me, pony
>>27267659
:3 ;3 :3 wub-wub wub :p :P >;D
Tia, stawp.
>>27267667
She has to think about it.
>>27267667
QUICK
AIM FOR THE TWAT
SHES VULNERABLE THERE
>>27267659
,,,^..^,,,
Are you going to kiss a pony?
>>27267719
yup, definately, absolutelely!
>>27267719
She isn't real.
>>27267719
...where to? >///<
how'd you like it if ponies put their hooves on your nose all the time
that's what booping feels like, you insensitive jerk
>>27267737
SB IS!
>>27267751
that sounds nice
>>27267751
>It just sinks into the soft flesh
>Lick
Say something nice about a pony? About your special somepony?
>>27267612
That is a rather cute bat horse
>>27267776
Shes very kind
>>27267776
she's verysweet
>>27267776
She makes some really good butter.
>>27267776
She's perfect for cuddling.
>>27267776
She's purple.
Remember, pony is prey.
>>27267801
>>27267809
>>27267823
>>27267776
She has very pretty eyes.
>>27267828
Starlight?
>>27267830
Believe me, I do!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/294159/chase-me
http://pastebin.com/raw/mawiQs9M
>>27267835
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/7/20/379548.png
So the newest episode was pretty good I think.
>>27267849
What's with the Futa?
Nice pics, b-buuut...
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/1/18/526951.jpeg
>>27267830
>>27267849
>>27267776
He's cute
>>27267872
remember to forgive those you forgive
Why is this pony's butt so unimpressive?
>>27267776
He is a cute pony
that does cute pony things
also space
>>27267914
or they'll commit bad things
>>27267872
I liked the parts where the ponies cried.
>>27267918
coz u lame.
forced diversity on ponies
>>27267954
you mean like different sized butts?
>>27267918
It's lean and muscular.
>>27267918
Well then show me a pony with an impressive butt
>>27267918
tell me, what's the first thing you looked at when you viewed this picture?
>>27267965
>>27267933
Does Marker have one for a pet?
>>27267965
I personally don't like big butts, but Celestia sure has grown one in the show.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/17/1134008.gif
>>27267974
Fluttershy's hooves.
>>27267974
her eyes
>>27267965
I ain't want no other butts.
>>27267979
I like that idea
>>27267965
>>27267982
Why does Luna always talk like that?
>>27267974
My Life's Purpose.
The ponies are real. I have seen them. They visited me one night.
I remember it so vividly.
They did things. Horrible unspeakable things.They hugged my butt
BUT THEY ARE REAL. THEY ARE OUT THERE
>>27267974
Left ear.
>>27267974
My unhealthy urge to spank
I'm sorry the correct answer was: the butt
>>27268024
This is from something, right?
I tried googling but I'm only getting conspiracy nuttery
>>27268046
For you.
>>27267974
Since 4chan is loading pictures really slowly for me today her mane
>>27268004
She's in love with that theatrical canterlock voice. I think she just likes talking to her subjects as if she's acting; very forward and overly expressive, enunciating carefully with authority and using lots of gestures.
It's cute.
>>27267918
I disagree.
>>27268081
I don't think you two are talking about the same creature.
>>27268069
"cute" is a major understatement.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/6/30/26115.jpg
Rainbow No-Butt Dash
That's probably what they're going to call her in Newbie Dash. They'll all point and laugh at the fact she has no butt.
>>27268133
Petite firm butts are the best
>>27268081
that looks so bulbous
human dash would have a little butt too
>>27268141
Poor AJ.
It'd e cute at first but eventually you would get sick of her shit. Especially while you're trying to work.
>>27268081
I used to think this picture was good but now looking at it, it's pretty bad
>>27268004
It's the traditional way to address her subjects.
It also makes her look way smarter. Or at least that's what she thinks.
>>27268140
You. I like you.
>>27268133
How would to resolve a story where a character is made fun of for her no-butt?
Mission Objectives:Discover the identity of the speedy prismatic blue pegasus.WPSHH the pegasus once you have discovered her identity.
>>27267982
its not about the size, butt the shape
>>27268133
>>27268140
She doesn't even have a butt, it's barely an utt, if that.
>>27268180
Dash focuses heavily on squats in order to increase her glutes and we have a time skip to show all the progress she made.
Oh wait, you're not supposed to give into peer pressure...
Um...
They all get ice cream.
>>27268180
Make her grow a pair.
>>27268208
And all the ice cream fat goes right into her ass.
Everyone wins!
A pegasus is now bitten my hand and refuses to let go.
What do?
>>27268141
m-m-mh. So hot.
>>27268241
Wait. They'll grow tired eventually.
>>27268241
Boop the snout and hold it down for 5 seconds for a hard reset.
>>27268241
kiss her.
>>27268241
thats a sign she wishes to mate anonymous
>>27268241
Ponies have very strong jaws. You'll have better luck removing the hand.
I'll get the saw.
>>27268263
n-no way. -blushes-
>>27268272
>*actions*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!!
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/19/1135736.png
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/24/1138945.jpg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/9/1127904.jpeg
RD butt!
>>27268311
Where did Dash find a deflated baloon that's blue on the outside and pink on the inside?
Can I have one?
Remember to always feed your manticores.
>>27268311
kinda meh, but I do love the way she's grabbing her own butt with her wings in that last one
>>27268349
and after that teleport food back for further use.
>>27268349
I got his dinner right here
>>27268359
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/5/1125406.png
Tell Dash to get her weird horse vagina out of here. It's gross.
>>27268387
#SAVETRIXIE
>>27268409
It's NOT!
>>27268410
It might be too late for that
>>27268402
I like your horse vagina, Dash
it's little, like your butt
>>27268421
faint?
>>27268457
Thank you, Anon. I like some parts of your body too.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/19/1047325.jpg
Hey buds, hows it been and what have I missed. Last time I was here it was 2014, where the hell is DOOKS!or did he go beb too?
>>27268506
Yeah, I think the bus got him
>>27268506
Hey Inky
It's been good, pone is good
Dooks is still around, but he's busy
>>27268133
They should be more concerned with the how she's a race-betraying psychopath
>>27268529
what would we do without you anon?
>>27268534
Be a better thread?
>>27268513
>>27268510
Well if you see him around, tell him Inky says "miss ur ass".
I'm glad mlp is still good, I still miss being able to shitpost and draw pone but I'm busy as hell these days. Anyway it was nice seeing you guys, I'll be back every now and then to draw pony.
Bye faggots, love ya!in other news lost my virginity to a 16 year old, her ass is mine now and I'm were moving in together this september. LIFE IS GOOD MY FRIENDS.
>>27268566
is she a pony
>>27268566
Reblogged
QUICK REQUESTS QUICK REQUESTS
>>27268566
>16 year old
The FBI would love to hear more.
>>27268596
Pinkie showing Dash how great tiddies are
>>27268596
RAPPER MARE
>>27268596
Pinkie trying to do that to a flat chested rainbow dash
>>27268566
>in other news lost my virginity to a 16 year old, her ass is mine now and I'm were moving in together this september. LIFE IS GOOD MY FRIENDS.
shit niggawhats her qtmark
>>27268596
ponies having sex
pony style
>>27268596
I request you realize how shit Ponko is, and how much better Fluttershy is.
>>27268596
Twilight Sparkle eating all of her silverware+plates.
>>27268506
Oh shit, I didn't think you'd ever return.
>>27268596
Pinkie with her face buried right between Sunset's tits and making happy pony noises.
>>27268596
filly kissing colt
>>27268596
This but with Twilight and plates.
>>27268613
There needs to be more of that
>>27268624
What are you talking about they're both great
>>27268642
Dash would trade Pinkie and Fluttershy's lives away in a heartbeat
>>27268642
Nobby is famously against Fluttershy because he's a massive pleb.
>>27268638
it is strange that there's so littleI want to be the mare and get mounted
I want it pony style
>>27268663
>pleb
Fluttershy is literally the most entry-level waifu
>>27268676
No that's like, Twilight (who the nerdy crowd think will instantly get along with them because their as autistic as she is), and Pinkie (because she likes everyone, no matter how much a loser you are).
Fluttershy would likely want nothing to do with mouthbreathers.
>>27268676
In all seriousness I've mostly seen new people love Dash.
>>27268676
You could literally just walk up and slap her titties and she'd apologise for them getting in the way of your hand.
>>27268695
Fluttershy is literally the most entry-level waifu
>>27268670
there are some gems but there definitely needs to be more
>>27268606
>>27268724
N i c e
i
c
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>>27268596
Necropone being evil
Also finish the cyoa you flake.
Do you have a comrade?
>>27265951
You could just open up another tab.
>>27268724
your last album was shit, dog
Tomboys like to have LOTS AND LOTS of sex.
>>27268767
and then say things like "nice one, bro" at the end
>>27268753
dont hate, pony's shit was fire and you know it
>>27268770
Tomboy Pony gives you a high-five after blowing a load into her and then she wants to play some basketball and eat some nachos.
>>27268770
I thought about "you weren't bad last night" or "you can use my shower" or "you're still here?"
>>27268798
>"bro you gotta lay off my ponut for a few days, I could fit my whole hoof in there right now"
>>27268767
Why does she look like a Wyvern?
>>27268767
Are tomboys the ones in charge?
>>27268969Do you feel in control, anon?
>>27268994N-No
Vogel episode when
Sugarcube
>>27269094
Well, now we know why during Season 5 Twilight was only sent on one friendship mission by the crystal map.
And even then, Fluttershy was the pony who got those two families to stop fighting and work together.
>>27269111
Lying to your mentor is a bad, bad, bad idea.
>>27269111
I think Twilight would have done a better job if momprincess wasn't involved. She seems to seize up and go crazy whenever Celestia is around.
>>27269162
I'm gonna touch it!
>>27269229
FETISH THE PONE
FETISH IT
>>27269288
>>27269288
Pon is ready for her fetishization
Shining Armor vs. Sunburst in a trivia contest about nerd stuff.
>>27269309
>piercings and/or split tongue
NO ANON NO
THAT IS TOO MUCH
>>27268043
boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27263202#p27268068
this just makes me sad
>>27268043
Why does that robot have boobies.
Robots aren't mammals. They don't need mammaries.
>>27269379
Because everything is better with boobs.
>>27269111
The friendship princess angle is bullshit anyways, and Celestia is a jerk for needing that sort of pretext to visit Twilight or Glimmer
Nethack vampire convict win with 13 conducts (technically 11 regulars+2 unofficial)my first nethack win! It's kinda pony but not much so I'm spoilering it.
>>27269417
>an uncursed Hot Futa Mare Dick named Bliss
>>27269438
Is that sunburst?
>>27269528
Not every horse with a blaze is Sunburst.
>>27269438
Should have greased and blessed it.
>>27269417
pony begins dancing
>>27269631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
>>27269641
>>27269641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
Why aren't you changing?
>>27269657
Because Changelings are shit
>>27269657
>>27269660
YOU'RE SHIT
>>27269662
It might if she gets too into it and starts bucking
>>27269630what's that from
>>27269417
never got into nethack
>>27269723
It can be fun. This was a joke run to get the highest amount of conducts (which are basically self-imposed challenges) ever on an online server.
>>27269721A roguelike I play, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. It brought me here, too: another player mentioned this thread while I was spectating him.
>>27269758Oh, DCSS. yeah, it can be fun. Used to be more fun. Got a 15 rune VSFi back in .13.
>>27269772>Used to be more fun.
Yes, I agree with you on this. I mostly play 0.14, rarely venturing into trunk to check the new features.
>>27269779
>you will never have Greasy Slut brand glazed ponuts
>>27266958
>tfw related to a couple of rich con artists and white collar criminals
Feels good being white
>>27269791haha holy shit does he still haste himselfalright, that's enough 0pone, good night anon! May you get many ascensions under your belt and many ponies to hug.
>>27269850I have 60 wins in DCSS, heh.
One last question. I'd like to try out Nethack. Where can I play it online and which version should I use?
Best of nights and lewd horse dreams to you!
>>27269662
How would you even dance with a pony? Humans are tall and walk upright, and ponies are little and walk on 4 legs. It would be really awkward.
>>27269779
>>27269904
Ponies are little, light and can tolerate the upright position. If you're good at leading — she'll have the experience of her life.
The time has come
for me to post this pony
he is a cute pony
we should post more of him
>hi daddy!
>>27269933
I'd groom that filly.
>>27269890well, dynahack, the variant I'm playing, adds an incredibly good UI, autoexplore and so much other good shit that once you try it you will never even think about playing regular nethack again. It also removes instakills (stoning takes two-three turns instead of "lol ur ded", poison reduces maxHP if you're not resistant instead of "lolurded" again, and lots lots lots of other stuff that doesn't change the core game like most variants do, but at the same time "fix" annoying shit and farming and tricks, without making the game easier. It's a lot better than regular nethack in my opinion.You'll have to play dyna on a terminal to get the colors like that, I use mobaxterm on windows and ssh to ssh [email protected]. It covers all europe without lag, but I don't know if you'll be able to play without lagging if you're in america.Otherwise there's Nethack4, which has the same UI (which is GREAT oh my god I love it), which can be accessed at ssh [email protected] or dank ninja again, but that's probably not the case if you skipped the first one. Nethack4 is nethack, completely unchanged except for the UI. It's not bad, but it's still nethack. It's meh, compared to dyna.
>>27269922
>>27269986
aww yeah
>>27269736
how do I equip new drops
>>27269990
>250mL
ITS PONE
>>27269997
It is important science!
>>27270004
>>27269950Thanks!
I'm in Ukraine, so will try the first one.
Hmm, cannot connect with Putty, will download your terminal.
Would you date a pony?
>>27270013
Not you, thats for sure.
>>27270016
Everyone should be pony
then pony can date pony
>>27270013
you
you're a waifu
>>27270025
But I want to be a filly.
>>27269993
pls
>>27270015
yeah, you'll never get the pretty colors with putty
you can customize them however you want by the way. I suggest MobaFont as the font and customizing the colors however you want, since dynahack is the only variant that, in terminal, actually lets you change the colours of the walls and everything instead of the old boring black/white.
ponies are great and all
but I kinda like having feet and hands
fingers are practical
>>27270033
Then you can be filly and you will just have to wait awhile for the dating pony part
>>27270044pls I wasnt kidding how do I use inventory items
>>27269993
>>27270033
So find a colt
>>27270059
okay anon I'm gonna say it once
>>>/vg/ /rlg/
but what I really want to say is "don't play nethack" on a phone, to pick up, w to wield, W to wear and T to take off. No idea how that translates on a PHONE
>>27270060
>jalm will never do the thing
>>27270033
I'll date you as a filly
>>27270079
And neither will I.
Dying thread is dying
Do you think I could eat just one pony?
There are so many ponies.
Surely they won't miss just one.
>>27270096
As long as I can drink the filly that catches you.
>>27270092
>klondork will never do the thing
>nobody will ever do the thing
DO THE THING
GODDAMNIT
>>27270044Thanks again. Trying it out right now. Having to look up the commands all the time is quite tedious, I've long forgotten this feel...
>>27270096
POST ANGRY PONIES RIGHT NOW
>>27270120
woof woof
>>27270120
I wish I had someone else working on the thing to keep me motivated
>>27270120
>>27270113You get used to it.it's similar to dcss, except that you alt d to dip and alt p to pray and ctrl k to kick. or you #dip #pray and #annotate etc.
>>27270079It's 2016 grampsIt even has meta keys, because I have no computer until I finisb reorganizing. ty for the help thou I really have nkt gotten into nethack, only other wannabes like powder and pokemon dungeon
>>27270131
hey EA
how aboutnipplefucking
>>27270139
HOW DID YOU GET FROST BRAND THAT EARLY
>>27270142What about it?
>>27270120
>>27270143
Oh, you know. I was just wondering aboutHyperfuta sugar's great stonking tits being filled with cum to make them even jigglier.
>>27270147
I want to toss a pegasus filly really high in the sky and wait to see if she comes down.
>>27270142what's a frost band? I just thought it was an ice sword, is it that good?
kek the idea that a total newb like me getting an awesome loot at level 1 amuses me so much right now
Im gonna die and waste it soon don't worry
>>27270158
Oh you mean likegripping her sodacan sized nipple and thrusting balls deep into it, pounding it like a fleshlight as she moans and squirms?
>>27270154
What is happening in this image
>>27270174
dat assing
>>27270168It's the best artifact weapon in the game except for grayswandir.If you die I'm gonna be so mad anon
>>27270170
Oh dear, that sounds lovely. How aboutcumming inside those fleshlight nipples and then plugging them up with a pair of large buttplugsa pair for each nipple of coursefor her to absorb the cum inside her to make her tits heavier?
>>27270192Im already stuck and can't the next level and did enough searches to make me hungry im sorry senpai it doesn't look good
Is it still illegal if she has her cutiemark?
>>27270224
Also what if her cutie mark is in underage sex? We'll never know till we get there!
>>27270192
I take it thisis a recurring activity - feeding her fat tits more and more spunk so they get heavier and larger with each passing day.
>>27270213
alright, there's a hidden door. The real bummer is that at low levels it takes a while to find them and they're usually in strategic places you only learn to find once you've seen them a lot of times.
Try to search the center or the extremes of the wall that looks like it could hold a door. If you get "weak", pray. You'll get satiated by divine manna.
Now seriously anon move it to /vg/
>>27270120
>>27270233
Feeding is probably the right word here.What if after drinking a weird potion, her jumbo-sized nipples slowly turn a different shape, until it becomes obvious that they've now become a pair of hungry, ponut lipped mouths?
>>27270234>If you get "weak", pray. You'll get satiated by divine manna.
I could have used that info half a minute ago, heh.
>>27270251
I betanother chug of that potion will have her fat futacock's urethra looking much the same way. Three hungry ponutmouths, pouty and eager to suck on thick cocks and gulp down every last dollop of spunk.
>>27269986
This guy is cute and I am posting one more for good measure darnit
>>27270262
Three mouths? I'm gonna have to work overtime! Better grab something to drink, then.let's spin the wheel and see if drinking that gives me a large pair of breasts that end with horsecocks, so I can fuck her hungry mouths as I ride her flare!
I'm going to quietly stuff the pony in my jacket and walk out the store with no one the wiser.
>>27270275
Good news.Not only are you now sporting horsecock nipples at the end of your jiggling and growing new tits, but your cock is throbbing longer and thicker. Plus there's a tightness in your abdomen followed by two new testes descending into your overstuffed sac, all four of them swollen and desperate to unload.
>>27270274
pony get out of /tv/
>>27270274
ok
>>27270285
Someone has obviously played too much Corruption of Champions.
>dicknipples
Did it just get really 2012 in here?
Feeling nostalgic, I've missed this
Does pony wanna put a bangin' donk on it?
>>27270285
Are theyregular testes or cowtits testes? Huge, watermelon-sized udderballs that can also be drained of their "milk" by sucking on the nipples that have sprouted at the bottom?What if, after a good and long fucking those nipplemouths still wanted more and started sucking on my new udders? I can see them getting restless and even stretching to an unimaginable level, to engulf and squeeze one or maybe two of those massive cumsacks at once, to drain them completely.
>>27267918
>>27270324
Leaving youshuddering and moaning, cum pumping out of your body relentlessly as you're drained and refilled by your overproductive udderballs only to be drained again. Eventually she's going to have to vent all that spunk she's been swelling with assuming she wants to be able to walk around.
>>27270013
How do you not know? You've been mine for the past five years.
>>27270353
Dash is Xieril's waifu, anon
>>27270358
we just gave him a changeling to shut him up
>>27270335
With an endless cycle ofcumming and refilling like that, I think I need a way to get some fluids IN me, if you know what I'm saying.What if one nipplemouth locked itself against my asshole and puked a jet of pre digested cum so I can assimilate it directly in my ass? Of course, Since I've been filling her for so long, there's a chance it might be a little *too* much, but I'm sure she'll be happy to lend a hand, or probably better a dick to plug my throathole from spilling any of it. I'm thinking one nipplemouth spewing digested cum, one clamping on my urethra like a vise so nothing can escape from there and oh dear what are we gonna do with my dicknipples? They're gonna shoot like mad!
>>27270380I have a feeling we should take this to /unf/ or /skype/
>>27270390
when you're right you're right. See you in /unf/.
>>27270390
Pleasestay.
[Bored fillies moaning in the background]
>tfw a date lead was just cancelled and trashed
now I know how new friends feel like when they don't mention theyre relationships, the failure is embarrassing
>>27270390
I like seeing it here though
Not like there's anything else going on
>>27270414
>>27270395Yeah, I just get antsy doing spoiler lewd in the general because people like to throw shitfits about it these days.
>>27270414
Same. It's fun to read.
>>27270414
well what do they want to do
>>27270424
Just ignore that one shitposter. You know you have eager audience.
>>27270428
>a filly will never be so amazed at you that her pupils dilate in response
>>27270404
Breed the fillies to make them less bored
>>27270448
>have at it
I like this page, lads
>>27270424
>these days
>Can't post any more cute ponies
Why even live
>>27270515
because there is a good possibility that you can post them in the near future
>>27270507
Shhh people like to pretend their version of old MLPG was perfect and no one got mad at lewd stuff ever
>>27270497
>i related to you strongly my sister is a goody four shoes too
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>27270523
Someone should make a new thread so that possibility becomes a reality
>>27270623
I don't want to tempt fate
>>27270620
I related to you strongly. My sister was a goody two shoes too.Are you not American?
>>27270620
the filly want to take the night
>>27270635
but then the filly
would last
forever
>>27270633
the writer is implying luna is some edgy dark troublemaker which doenst make sense at all
its like she pulled lunas personality out of some shitty fanfiction
>>27270646
Comic ponies are rarely the same as show ponies
>>27270646
>its like she pulled lunas personality out of some shitty fanfiction
But that *is* shitty fanfiction!
>>27270646
>the writer is implying luna is some edgy dark troublemaker which doenst make sense at all
Luna was a jealous little sister that threw a tantrum because ponies sleep at night. And how does it even make her seem that way? It's just a filly saying she sometimes get jealous of her possibly older sister.
It sounds like you just want to be mad at this.
>>27270460
thanks i will
>>27270682
that happened 10,000 years ago and luna has since been reformed by multiple friendship blasts.
why would the kid bring that up when luna isnt like that at all anymore.
>>27270721
Because she is a child? How many fillies do you think had a chance to meet Luna. How many fillies do you think only know about her Nightmare Moon persona. Just look at Luna Eclipsed. They have a whole holiday dedicated to it.
Just watched that "bloopers" bit for EgQ3. Goddammit, some times this shit is just short of literally painful to watch.
At least Tabitha's bits sounded, like, genuine and well-acted. Really would have been nice to just have them straight-pull back the curtain and not hide the fact that the actresses are in a recording booth and stuff.
>>27270734
>luna hasnt dont shit since she got back
what a waste of alicorn powers
>>27270748I thought it was funny
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.