Why is Shining Armor so perfect? >kind, hardworking pony

>>27259033

You better be a girl, or else you're a faggot.

>>27259050
Anon pls...

Are you so insecure about your sexuality that you can't even objectively discuss other males' positive qualities without getting a hard-on?

http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM
Just Gor You

>>27259109
>he turns into a mare

Stopped reading

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>>27259033

Shining is a fucking Brad who gets all the hot girls with no effort while the rest of us are passed over like yesterday's garbage.

Would tenderly pound that ponut while gently stroking his throbbing shaft. No homo.

>>27259033
Shining has the most beta personality. His wife, sister, and aunts are all demigod-level immortals while he just exists for an arranged marriage of political convenience, i.e. to establish Twilight's connection to the royal family so that she could officially become a princess.

There's no way Cadence doesn't have him as her cuck husband. She secretly 'inspected' all the royal guards and selected the ones with the biggest dicks to be her personal guards. They rail her all day while Shining is off working, while they all laugh at him, because he's supposedly in charge of them, though they're the ones fucking his wife with dicks twice the size of his.

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>>27259033
He's okay, the perfect male specimen for the feminist utopia known as Equestria.
That said, you just want to jump at his horsecock dont ya?

>>27259487
what would happen if shining went berserk or get possessed by kong sombra magic?

>>27259512
>That said, you just want to jump at his horsecock dont ya?
Well...wouldn't you?

That would explain the reaction of her sister in his weding

>>27259596

No, because I'm not a faggot.

>>27259736
>posting on a chinese imageboard in a thread about cartoon ponies
>claiming to be straight

Suuuure...

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best, cutest, sexiest couplefu

I want to tenderly caress his big, warm ballsack.

>>27260686
>>27260706
>you will never look after Flurry while the Royal couple take a long-awaited, well-deserved evening to themselves
>just finish tucking in the foal when the borrowed carriage returns, complete with a slightly-giggly but very grateful Shining and Cadance

>>27259487
Nice headcanon, cuck. Did you forget the part where he shielded Canterlot for days by himself?

>Shining is best pony
No. But of course we will have different answers...
That doesn't stop us from posting them does it?

Flaw in human nature much?

>>27259825
>chinese imageboard
>chinese

summerfags came early this year.

>>27261006
newfag get out.

>>27259033
>He's Vert Wheeler

>>27261826
Still can't get over that. I used to have that movie on VHS.

>>27261826
>>hes vert wheeler
do i sense hot wheels ponys coming?

>>27261826
>he's the Captain of the Ta-Koro Guard

>>27259033
Shining Armor is perfect.

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>>27261826
>I still have it on DVD from 13 years ago
>I still have 3 mint cars
>MFW it will never be finished

>>27261896
Probably not, but we can dream.
Also >MFW

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>>27259033
He's pretty great, but Sunburst is better.

>>27261006
The newest motherfucker on the board right here.

cancerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>27259033
I would hang out with Shining. Maybe fuck him in the butt a little because that's what he's into and he can't really get it anywhere else. Sometimes you just gotta help a bro out.

>>27263192
>not sharing him with Cadance
c'mon now

>>27259079
Kinda this. Though, to notice those traits in a guy, you kinda have to be gay/bi or a girl.

>>27259033
Because he's a character who was introduced without any flaw beyond getting duped by Chrysalis. Even his "strained" contact/relationship with Twilight, who hasn't heard from him since he joined the guard up to the wedding, is easily blown off as a non-issue.

>>27263192
>>27264134
>not giving him special friendship cuddles while he empties himself inside his wife's throat
i miss the old 'you will never be their husband' threads

>>27264148
Everyone is a bi a bit though.

>>27259033
Don't forget that he's also a massive nerd, playing tabletop rpgs and the like.

Perfect husbando.

>>27264190
Hey, for a show desperate for male characters, I'll take it.

Even though he's only a wallflower love interest

What if Shining met Sunburst?

>>27269102
One word:
Analingus

>>27267270
>comics
>canon
Just no.
They also completely contradict his confident and chill demeanor by portraying him as a bumbling, nervous Nellie whose only friends are social outcasts.

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>>27269749
>Implying

>>27269749
Whats wrong with having friends who are social outcasts? Need I remind you where you are posting?

>>27260903
Except his wife did that even better for The Crystal Empire

>>27270003
>comparing alicorns to unicorns

pls go.

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He is my second favorite stallion. 10/10 would spoon.

>>27270043
I love that 3rd panel. He really looks like a cute little horse there.

>>27270072
>tfw this is the only big mac file i've saved

>>27269982
>only losers post on 4chins meme
This isn't some super secret club. People from all walks of life post here.
And a social outcast becoming a popular and successful member of society is such an overused and dried up trope which almost never comes true IRL. I like him better as a confident and nice guy who was well liked throughout his upbringing and makes a nice contrast for Twilight.

>>27270003
Except she didn't? I don't know what you were watching but she had to use a constant magic stream to keep the thing up and couldn't sleep.
Shining meanwhile didn't need to constantly output magic energy and could sleep while the shield stayed up, only needing to recharge it some time later.

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>>27270151
>Shining meanwhile didn't need to constantly output magic energy and could sleep while the shield stayed up, only needing to recharge it some time later.

this guy gets it

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>>27259033
Most boyhorses in the show are great.

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>>27262341
This.

>>27270151
>This isn't some super secret club. People from all walks of life post here.
True, but most likely losers. Especially on /mlp/. It's just how it is.
>And a social outcast becoming a popular and successful member of society is such an overused and dried up trope which almost never comes true IRL
True.
>I like him better as a confident and nice guy who was well liked throughout his upbringing and makes a nice contrast for Twilight.
Even more true.

>>27270268
eww no. his voice is shrill and unpleasant.

https://youtu.be/U49qLlZhyr4
This

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>>27269979
That just means he's good at hiding his power level.