>parents barge into my room >tell me that I have a month

>>27235658
Pay someone to pretend to be friends with you.

We're your friends anon.

>>27235658
Step 1: get a job
Step 2: save up over the course of your month
Step 3: move out and remove all contact with your parents

>>27235658
Nice pasta, too bad it's already shit.

>>27235658
Is this a CYOA?
Turn into a centipede.

>>27235658
>Rescue a child's toy boat from a bird.
>Adopt the child .
>Have lesbian sex with a civil servant.

>>27235658
Find a hobo and adopt him.

I'm sure you've heard "just be yourself" before. Sometimes in life, cliches are still good advice.

Well this isn't one of those times. This is really your only option. >>27235699

>>27235658
/r9k/ wasn't helping you enough?

>>27235658
>Starting is easy! All you have to do is make a friend!

>>27235698
good idea. find a horsefucker near you to convinve youre parents that you got a friend

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>>27235784
>someone else knows this is pasta

>>27235698
>We

>>27235755
you forgot to talk about your daddy issues with your local cat lady.

>>27235658
Do what you normally do, Book Horse. Fap and worry about it tomorrow

Get into drugs and make some drug friends. That'll teach your parents to ask you to do simple things for your well being.

>>27235698
No we aren't you dumb faggot

>>27235658

Try to be friendly with someone and the try to commit suicide, work for trixie

>>27235698
Unless you support
>long list of things I don't like

>>27237122
That or don't support
>slightly shorter list of things I love

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>>27235698
Unless OP has the same desire to cum inside Rainbow Dash's feet, count me out.
c3:<

>>27235658
get a girlfriend that wild do

>>27235658
what is the thing you are most skilled? aside from shitposting and being a faggot.

>>27237380
don't take it as a insult, I just find curiosity over the fact that you ARE good on something and maybe the anons around here can help you.

>>27235658
I hear it helps if you wiggle your dick aggressively at the person you're hoping to befriend.

>>27235658
okay bro here is what you do;
step 1: rewatch season 1 and onward [no matter how bad you thought they were]
step 2: review all the friendship lessons
step 3: then do exactly the opposite of what they teach you because that's not how the real world works.
step 4: socialize with people at work or school or whatever your doing with your life
step 5: if step 4 doesn't work go to some social website and find people with common interests

>>27237425
im actually only good at trying different things, getting too excited about them and then giving up after a couple of months

>>27235658
They're just telling you to do this to fight Nightmare Moon.

>>27238026
Kek/10

>>27235658
Do you even watch the show?