Princess Appleack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27136045
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for them sexy hooves!

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>>27192608
Why you sneaky sneak.

>>27192608
HE DID IT!

Probably real him too!

>>27192608
...I actually made it?

Ha...hahahaha I made it! Always a new thread in the middle of the night, but not this time! Wheeew, boy, I feel better now.

>banjo starts playing

>>27192652
>Always a new thread in the middle of the night, but not this time!

...where the hell do you live? It's midnight here! It's LITERALLY the middle of the night!

>>27192699
Ah, I phrased that wrong. I meant, a new thread's always trying to sneak up on me in the middle night but not this time, I managed to stay the hell up long enough to do those sexy hooves justice.

Probably won't be so lucky next time....

>Last thread
>Chitty went full Godzilla, and not just when she went huge

Silly Gwen, you know that missiles are useless!

>>27192745
Since she's going full Godzilla, someone's gonna have to rise up and fight her on her own size.

...Anyone got another Juggernaut lying around?

>>27192795
Dunno, just hope we end it this thread or early next. Not that this hasn't been a pretty good action arc, we've got to see some real shining moment from others who just plain never got a good scene, but we just can't escalate it much further without going full break.

>>27192818
Agreed, Rarity got an action scene... sort of, Celly got a real chance to strut her stuff, Gwen gets to go all out, and we've barely even slowed her down. Bringing it in this thread will prevent it from going into checklist mode.

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia"
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"And I have... six bits some paperclips and some lint, and all of it is yours! It's yours, Applejack! If you will only leave me be!"

>The lint there is temptin', but pass.

"DAMN!"

>Just wanted ta' know, is that there dragon lord the only one?

"Ahhhh, tried to talk to him, did you?"

>...yeah.

"He's an ass, isn't he?"

>Little bit.

"Regret your earlier words?"

>Maybe a little.

"There we go."

>Well?

"I think he's it, all of the others just do their own thing, I think."

>Ya' think or you know? Yer' a thousand years old and they fly over ya' every generation.

"Yeah, but that's my spa day."

>Every generation!?

"Spa day."

>Sooo-

"So no."

>...Yer' diplomacy sucks.

"You try being diplomatic to an asshole who is obsessed with shiny things and will try to eat a baby! A BABY APPLEJACK!"

>Did that actually happen?

"ASK SPIKE!"

>...Damn.

>>27192720
>Probably won't be so lucky next time....
That is loser talk, don't talk like that! Are you a loser? That's loser talk! Don't talk like that unless you are a loser! If you are a loser, I guess that's fine? I don't want to step on your cultural boundaries.

Not racist against losers just saying

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Pinkie Preview Prophecy

>I nervously explain to AJ that it's simply my Pinkie sense.
>Harry the Bear goes a little Dirty Harry.
>Moondancer is pretty much a hermit in Canterlot.
>You know nothing Bon Snow.
>Doctor Whooves is not an actual medical doctor.
>Donut Joe comes back from lunch.
>The Crusaders rub their buts together to try to think of something.
>Exposed neck fanservice!

>>27193138
Well, someone just realize Game of Thrones came back.

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>>27193312
What? Nah...but when you play the game of Harems, everyone wins.

So exhausted that I can't sleep. All the sadness.

>>27193787
I hope you wake up enough to fall asleep.

>>27194458
But what if he wants to wake up inside, and can't wake up?

>>27194937
I think you know what you have to do, buddy, I think you know what you have to do.

>>27193442
>Game of Harms
>Somehow has less boobs then GOTs

>>27193442
Well, everybody except Shiny... somehow.

No harem could ever break his never getting laid curse.

>Spitfire
"2"
'Mane-Iac'
~~~

>How did I get stuck on babysitting duty!?

"Cause Not-Mom said so, and then she said ta' wibble, and then ya' couldn't say no."

>...

"Ah' was pretty shocked how good Maney did it too, gonna admit."

'AHHHHHAHAHAHAH! MY MANIPULATION OF FIREBRINGER IS TANTAMOUNT TO MY ABILITIES OF EEEEVVIIIIILLLLLL!'

>Seriously, why am I not just "Spitfire"? Spitfire's a cool name. That cold be superheroish.

'AHHHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!'

>Don't you laugh at me.

"She laughs at everythin'."

>Well, I want exemption.

"But if she doesn't laugh at you how do ya' know she likes you?"

>She laughs at ponies she hates too!

"Yeah, but that's a different laugh. Show her, Maney!"

'HAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!'

"See?"

>There's no difference!

"Yuh huh!"

>Nuh uh!

"Yuh huh!"

>Nuh uh!

"YUH HUH!"

>NUH UH TIMES INFINITY!

"No fair! I can't count that high yet!"

>VICTORY! I DEFEATED...

"..."

'...'

>...I'm going to go sit in the crying corner now.

>>27195879
Hnnnggg.

>>27195879
>>Seriously, why am I not just "Spitfire"? Spitfire's a cool name. That cold be superheroish.

This is doubly funny because she called Chitania by her real name, and then later Chitty got her own book.

Spitfire could be a hero!

>>27195775
>No harem could ever break his never getting laid curse.
Hey, he got laid post Beach Arc.

...probably mostly to set up Flurry Heart, but still.

LAST THREAD RECAP, CHITTY DID A SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE EDITION!
>2's teacher starts by questioning this "Momsie" character 2 has shown. Then thinks the better of it.
>Lightning Dust sees her chance, and she's going to take it.
>JJ chews out Acty then cheers him up with juggling.
>Idris is suddenly very unwilling to go to Canterlot.
>Chrysalis says she's not going to do what Twi asks because what she needs to do is way more important and will make her mad. This makes Twilight very worried, but Chrysalis asserts it's worth it.
>Blueblood tries to convince PJ not to go out there, unsuccessfully. When she leaves, he decides he can't stay either.
>Celestia is a little angry.
>Berry punch saves the hooch. The hooch is Lyra... go figure.
>Trixie sees the light from Canterlot and tells a previously napping Luna, who didn't see it and doesn't believe her when she says it was there. Trixie thinks this is a test, but Luna bluntly says if she runs off she's not teacher her anymore.
>After some deliberation, Trixie chooses to go help her friends, leaving a confused Luna to think it was just too much for her.
>Annoyed, Luna goes to the spa to get a treatment, and runs Aloe and Lotus ragged with her confusing requests.
>Lucky Strikes is way too excited to be in this.
>Two calls Spitfire "Spitty", which she doesn't like. After implying there will be punches in the future of anyone named that, 2 asks if she should call 42 spitty, which Spitfire does like. A lot.
>Tree Hugger is chill.
>Pommel is despondent when the guard are doing everything right, but they just don't have the firepower to put Chitania down. Sadly, he admits they just have to wait until a princess arrives.
>Dash tries to draw her attention, daring her to come at her and implying it's her that Chitania wants. This works, and Chitania prepares to hit her, a move Dash knows she can't dodge but will hopefully quell her rage.
1/4

>>27196210
>Chitania is struck at the last minute by a beam of light that grazes Dash's head and knocks her out. It is revealed to be a calculated strike by Celestia, one that sends Chitania clear out of the city with minimal damage. She regrets hitting Dash, but an inch or so change would have resulted in more damage.
>Chitania does not fly back, instead just jumping and trying to smash the princess. Said princess is revealed to be an illusion, one made of bombs.
>Pommel is enjoying the show.
>A Crystal Guard grills the changelings about an 'incident' upstairs. They respond by mocking his inability to pick out who is who. He says he knows it was 46 and just didn't want to reveal he wrecked the toilet, before running off in tears because none of them knew who he was.
>Shining discovers how the guard kept getting hits in on 42. He does not take the fact they're using effigy's of his wife well.
>YOU GET PUNCHES! AND YOU GET PUNCHES! EVERYONE GETS PUNCHES YAAYYYY!
>When they switch up to 42 dolls, it's less than effective.
>18 feels like she's missing something, which is when Two sets stuff on fire.
>29 starts to chew out MM for doing something so stupid, but when she feels bad Zecora lays into him, and he takes it back and apologizes for being a dick. Then he gets forgiveness hugs... then the building collapses, because that was related.
>That restaurant owner isn't getting his money back.
>32 finds a lot of these things suspicious...
>the Canties suddenly realize shooting Chitania was dumb... just now.
>88 realizes she got duped, and meets up with Lavan, who is noticing the battle. She advises not going near Chitania, due to her attempts to slay gods.
>The train with the CMC is still out of control, and a bison is, bluntly put, unhelpful when he suggests, and goes through with, jumping off the train.
2/4

>>27196221
>Chrysalis and Twilight banter before Cadence, 18 and 42 arrive, and all together they go into Shining's office, where Chrysalis says that she was right, there was something wrong with Shining, and she knows what it is. She ignores both the other four mares freaking out and Shining desperately trying to stop her and talk, and simply says there is something wrong...
>"And it's all my fault."
>Sweet Note confronts Sunset about sending 13 off and tries to call her out, but Sunset rebukes her and turns it around on her, convincing her that she really does only want Chitania to make it out alive.
>Left with no other options to save Chitty, Sweet Note has to sit back and let it happen.
>Pommel is noticing something weird about the blast where Rarity was, and needs answers.
>Chitania gets beat down hard by Celestia, who unleashes her full magical abilities on the Titan, beating her across Canterlot until she is far away from anyone else while using illusions and trickery to prevent a return attack.
>By the end of it, even when Chitania tricks her back and gets a solid hit in, it's not enough to bring Celestia down, or even knock her down. She is soon battered and about to be finished off by a final attack when she hears a voice in her head...
>~Mother... I'm sorry.~
3/4

>>27196233
>Thirteen has a one-way psychic conversation with her where she finally has a good heart to heart on how little she understands Chitania, and how little her mother understood her back. She reveals that the day Chittty hit her was the day she finally saw the monster everyone else claimed she was, and she feared if she ever ascended she would become just like her.
>She reveals that there is a block in Chitania's mind that prevented her from going all out, enough she would never kill any pony. In a twist, she reveals it was something Chitania herself put there, either intentionally or subconsciously with the same latent powers that she passed down to 13, ones that never developed, because she knew 13 hated such violence.
>After seeing what she was willing to give up and do, 13 understands, and says she knows that deep down, Chitania really does love her, and she loves her back. Which is why she breaks that limiter, because it looks like the princesses really are out to kill her, and she doesn't want to lose her mother again.
>She says she loves her one more time, and cuts the connection.
>The Titan is back, in all her giant glory.
>Celestia tries talking to her, but is interrupted by missiles. So many missiles. Celestia curses Pennydrop for this.
>Shockingly, it's Gwen doing it, and PD is trying to convince her not to.
>When they run out of missiles, Chitania is fine, and heading right for them.
>"...well fuck."
>This is going to hurt.

And as always, if I missed anything, gimme a ring.

Woo! On time this go!

>>27196210
>AP, CHITTY DID A SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE


My headcanon is now and forever that underneath the fire when she goes Titan, Chitra does a full Sailor Moon esq sequence.

Every time.

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This is a strange spinoff you guys made me accidentally spawn.
Non-Canon
>Applejack
"Rarity"
~~~~~
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your host Applejack. It's during this time that Ah' fix things in my sleep.

"Can I be a host?"

>N-no. This is mah show.

"Awww..."

>Ah' noticed we have hot water back.

"Yes. Blueblood actually pulled through and fixed it."

>Ho ho, give him my thanks. Ah' think Blueblood might actually be a cost effective staff member.

"Applejack, you can't keep diverting castle maintenance funding to other projects. The castle is going to fall apart."

>Excuse me for thinking about the needs of the people, Rarity. Ponies are sick of potholes and Ah'm fixing them. Why can't you be proud of me?

"I'll start being proud of you when you STOP USING MY TOOTHBRUSH!"

>But it came from your pretty mouth...and it's there.

"How gross and lazy can you be? I got you a new toothbrush just like your old one, so stop using mine."

>...Ah' like your fancy one better.

"...really?"

AJ pouts.
>Yes...the rubber bristles that massage your gums actually work. They work so well that Ah' don't want to go back to my old toothbrush.

"Oh...why Applejack, you should have said something."
She grins and nudge AJ.

>Ah' was embarrassed and Ah' didn't want you to get me a toothbrush with fancy designs on it.

"No I...okay yes I would. Alright, I'll get you one that just has the rubber bristles, and nothing fancy."

>Thank you...

"Oh you're such a cute silly pony when you're like that."
Hugs.

>Okay. That's enough. Thanks for joining me on...the Fireside.

>>27196305
>>But it came from your pretty mouth

Ooooooh myyyyy~

>29
"MM"
'Zecora'
~~~

>So, give me thine hard facts, what are the chances that the nightguard would send a new recruit into the fray?

"...Zero?"

'There is a better chance of finding a fire on the top of a snowy peak. What could they gain with one who's training has been so weak?'

>Ah. Yes, I thought that as well, merely doth I wish the opinion of the two wisest mares I know.

"Where does Trixie fall, number wise?"

>...I do not call her low in numbers.

'Does that mean she's high on those you think wise? Or does it mean that the number itself is not low to surmise?'

>...She can drink my orange juice whenever she wants.

"That's better?"

'He does think highly of that orange juice he drinks all the time. He has it important straight from Manehatten's finest and does this nice mix with lime.'

"It is pretty nice..."

>...but seriously, if they try sending him

"You'll fight her again?"

>Yes.

"...hooves crossed."

>MAREY!

"I know what I like!"

>>27196301
Damnit. Now I can't stop thinking of Changeling Queens as Sailor Scouts.

>>27196520
But who would be which ones? Chrysalis kinda fits Sailor Moon, but that's about it.

>>27196565
Whichever one is the muscle of the group.

Weirdly, Sciderlla would be the techy one.

Annelida would be the fuckup who sleeps with everyone.

... I guess 13 would be the child who has mysterious powers?

>>27196305
>That flirting

That's going to make it into canon somehow, I just know it.

>>27196736
That technically makes Shiny Tuxedo Mask. And with the scouts tendency to die they mostly fit up with how we have the Queens. >>27196736
>Sciddy is the Techy
Mercury
>Annelida the fuckup whore
I don't know
>13 as Chibi Moon
works with her love of Queen Bitch
>muscle for Chitty
no real muscle in a group of 14 yr old girls so take the one that is overly masculine (Uranus) or is the scout of Destruction (Saturn)

I didn't think it through, just went from transformation sequence to a group of Changelings dressed in Sailor uniforms.

>Pennydrop
"Gwendolyn"
~???~
~~~

>Trying to concentrate here.

"NOW!? THIS IS HAPPENING NOW!?"

>This isn't exactly easy!

"WHY NOW!?"

>At least stop banging on it.

How the mare could keep her cool when the beast was literally closing in on them eluded the Queen of the griffons. It defied all logic that she continued to tinker beneath the paneling of the airships controls with a smooth ease to everything she did, even as the already massive form grew as it loomed closer and closer towards it.

"Why aren't we evacuating!?"

>Because I have a way to take her on, it just needs to fucking work!

"I just unleashed the entire arsenal of this airship on her, what could you possibly do to harm her now!?"

>You'll see.

"Assuming she doesn't shred us like a tin can, that is! Then all I'll be seeing is a hoof the size of my bedroom and then the soft fluffy clouds and sweet tarts of the grand halls!"

>...Your afterlife is weird.

"Do not mock my culture!"

>You made fun of my cutie mark.

"Branding your job on your ass is stupid, and I stand by that! However, what I will not stand by is this airship unless you give me a damn good reason why we're not about to die-"

The viewscreen, previously filled with nothing but black, was consumed by a wall of white.

"What?"

>Did you forget Celestia was out there?

"I may have gotten caught up and missed that, yes.... can she kill the Titan?"

>Not even close, she doesn't stand a chance.

"You don't sound worried."

>I'm not. She doesn't have to win...

Beneath the console, sparks began to fly.

>She just has to stall her long enough...

Left with little else to do, the Queen stood tall and faced the viewscreen, and possibly the end that might come with it, with all the pride she could muster.

"Very well... I'm expecting great things, Pennydrop."

>Trust me. Those fireworks? They were nothing compared to what I've got coming up next.

1/2

>>27196969
>>27196969

The Queen grew silent, and curled her talons before her.

>...Just as soon as I fix what some dumbass, who is getting her or his ass fired whenever I find them, messed up!

Silently, she hoped that Celestia lived up to her reputation.

Not that she would ever say it out loud.

~~~~

Beam after beam struck the Titan's form, white hot light striking her with a fury as the singular form of the alabaster princess circled her like a bird of prey, laying down fire wherever she could on the massive form.

Oblivious or uncaring, the Titan marched on, her attention focused squarely on the target she hunted down like a hound of hell to it's prey. She was not hurrying, instead lumbering on with an almost easy measure. She took her time, for reasons that made sense only to herself, while she effortlessly destroyed any building unfortunate enough to be in her path. Most of them, already damaged from the barrage, fell quickly and with little help on her part, and the occasional stray shot of the prime princess was no help at all.

They, like all barriers, fell away as the Queen headed towards the prone, defenseless machine, undeterred.

~Blast it all.~

No magic, no matter how strong, seemed to do the trick. She had done through sheer mass alone what power could not.

The princess's mind was aflame, pulling from her vast knowledge to think of anything that could stop her in time. A feat that proved difficult, when another such thought kept making itself known.

~The sad part is... a part of me actually wants to let you go though with it.~

The burden of a princess was great.

But, as always, her little ponies came first.

~Very well... it seems I will have to go drastic.~

The Titan beneath her continued on, oblivious.

Unaware of the smile on Celestia's face.

>>27196969
>"I may have gotten caught up and missed that, yes.... can she kill the Titan?"
>>Not even close, she doesn't stand a chance.

Not gonna.... teleport her out of gravitaional pull of the earth?

>>27196980
Celly going huge for a Kaiju battle?

Please that?

>>27197079
She could but with someone who can also teleport it is not very effective

>>27197079
Celly keeps saying Chrysalis's fireflight teleport range is farther than hers, and that barely made it out of the bounds of Canterlot and Shiny's shield, and it was just Twilight at that. How the fuck is she going to suddenly have the ability to teleport something that fuckhuge out of orbit? Nobody has even come close to teleporting that far in the show, not even Twilight hopped up on all 4 alicorn bits.

She couldn't even lift her, let alone teleport her that far.

>>27197079
Since when can Celly teleport that far? Even just herself, not talking about a Godzilla sized thing.

>>27197079
>tries to teleport her that far
>Obviously doesn't work because Celly can't come anywhere close to sending her that far
>Chitania is now falling towards earth in Titan form
>And about to punch Canterlot

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>10
"Featherweight"
{BBB}
~~~~

>FW! My guy! My buddy! Why are you here?

"Um... well, Shutterbug kinda ran off running-"

>You know, I'd complain, but that's smart. That was a smarty thing to do. I see missiles.

"Yeah, but what about moxie!"

>Kid, love your stuff, love your gusto, really! But gonna level with you, hiring you as a paid intern with full benefits already got me some glances, letting you go into an active warzone is probably a nono.

"Awww, I'll be fine!"

>BBB?

{BBZZT! SEARCHING!... SEARCHING!... CURRENTLY NO CHILD ENDANGERMENT REGULATIONS EXIST FOR NEWS MEDIA DUE TO VAGUE LANGUAGE OF FREEDOM OF PRESS LAWS! ERROR! CONFLICTING LANGUAGE WOULD MAKE PROSECUTION IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL LAWS ARE RECTIFIED!}

>...Wow, they need to work on that.

"Sooo?"

>So, uh.. hey! Get some B roll, over there, away from the explosions.

"Awww. But I want to go get the good shots!"

>Would you believe that I'm just trying to get all the best shots and glory for myself? I'll say that, that is a thing I'll go with.

"No."

>...Just please don't die on my watch.

"Can do!"

ZOOM!

>Hey, BBB? Am I that crazy?

{AFFIRMATIVE!}

>...Crap.

>>27197251
That would actually be a good finisher for some future threat.

CHITTY BOMB!

>>27197538
>Not deploying Titian Bunker Buster.

Can you even into high yield explosive ordinance!

>>27197538
>>27197585
Titan size+terminal velocity=localized extinction event

If we ever want to dead something, this is how we should.

>>27197600
You mean
>Titan size+terminal velocity+Chitty's superpunch=OH GOD EVERYTHINGS DEAD

>>27197634
Considering she is strong enough to throw AJ into low orbit, this is accurate.

>>27197654
And that was ONE HOOF.

Okay, so, no more trying to throw Chitty into space. When she comes back, not if, everyone is fucked.

>>27197600
>>27197634
I like how all of this is assuming she's entirely unassisted.

Let's remember Sunset is there to give a hand...

>>27197794
and Joe is technically the one designing whatever upgrades shes going to get... Dear Faust.

>>27197089
I really wish the show had some size-changing spell. Well, I wish it had it, but then again I wish it didn't, because hoooo shit there were a ton of times it would have come in helpful.

We'd get a good 'Gotta question' segment, but that's it.

You know, it says a lot about Sunset that a desillusioned whore who has seen the absolute bottom rung of society thinks that she is a bad influence on the big, badass Titan Queen who stomps cities.

No. Seriously. That's the meta here. 13 loves her Mom and Sweet Note wants her to be better than the princesses. And Sunset is the corruption influence slash catalyst foe Chaos here (see the current battle, which was indirectly initiated and aggravated by Sunset).

And she's not even trying very hard yet

>>27197955
Sweet Note just thought Sunset was using and playing her, because she knows that inside and out. When Sunset played her by saying she actually does want Chitty to become a lot stronger and more powerful she calmed down.

>>27197979
But is it playing her when she is telling the truth. The only thing she isn't saying is "I want her to kill Discord" Which is a step down from Faust (Chitty's goal). While you could argue that 13 and SN want her to just settle down, Chitty has never given up on her prospect of killing Faust.

At worst Sunset is an enabler that is getting the benefit of following a mutual goal. Her motivations are revenge for her death against Discord and the fact she feels indebted to Chitty for reviving her.

>PJ
~~~

>...Sooo tempting...

She just kept staring at that spot on the back of Auntie Chitania's neck. It was calling out to her, screaming for her blade.

>It doesn't work, PJ, no matter what mom said, it doesn't work... but it's right theeeeree... FIGHT IT! Fight the need to... awwww, crap.

It was going to be a long battle.

>...you know, there is one thing I hadn't tried...

>>27198180
To this day, I am unsure what the purpose of PJ'S Hive was, and how the 3D gear came into existance

>>27198180
>back of Auntie Chitania's neck
FOTM anime leave
>and how the 3D gear came into existance
FOTM ANIME FUCKING LEAVE

>>27198228
Hard to do when she was literally made just to be the potato girl meme from AOT

>>27198278
I dunno about you, but those were always grounds enough to break the "No Kill" rule

>>27198219
Pjs hive was based around survival, her mom's ability was not being affected by any kind of cold. The reason for the neck thing is her mom was convinced Chitty had a weak spot there because she was a backstabbing bitch.

Twilight made the gear for her because she wanted a way to get around fast but conserve love.

>>27198338
>Oh so SHEEEE gets some bullshit fly-by-fucking-wire machine fuck-off thing but WEEE don't get ANYTHING!

>Fucking Racist!....Specific Racist!

>>27198403
It became outdated immediately afterwards too, Twi invented hover bikes.

>>27198403
That's the kind of perk you get when you join the Gun Club!

Sign up today!

>>27198550
Damn it, Spike, stop trying to get more Screentime.

>>27198550
>>27198619
Actually PJ and Spike bonded over their meat eating. She didn't even join up really until after the gala. So if anything joining the gun club and the 3DMG was a perk of Spike's friendship.

>Chrysalis
"SA"
'Twi'
(Cadence)
{18}
~42~
~~

"...Come again?"

Chrysalis so loved having everyone's attention, normally. On any other day, she would be annoyed if they didn't give her all the attention she knew she deserved. This was the only time in recent memory she could recall that when everyone looked to her with rapt attention and wide eyes, it was the thing she wanted least in the world to happen.

>I said, that was me. I did it.

The things she had to do sometimes...

'Did what!? What did you do, Chrysalis!?'

(WHAT DID YOU DO!?)

Cadence's look was almost nostalgic. It had been a long time since she had looked with such fury, and that was not an unwelcome change.

(TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO MY SHINY!)

Unlike the hold grabbing her slender black neck, that was very unwelcome.

"Cadence wait-"

(NO! START TALKING!)

For no other reason than to see their reactions, Chrysalis looked over to the other two changelings in the room. What she found was almost what she had expected. Eighteen, as predicted, was all but foaming at the mouth. Meanwhile, less expected, Forty Two had a blank slate of a look to her. There was something to her, Chrysalis could see that even without resorting to sensing her love, but what it was had been tightly guarded.

(TALK!)

The grip on her cheek would permit no more wandering, only answers.

>Welll... you remember back at the wedding?

The well groomed pink fur around her eye started twitching, and Chrysalis decided her previous plot of acting aloof was going to have to change.

>Look, long story short... when I mind controlled him I left a slight magical amplifier to his emotions in order to get better results out of him loving me disguised as you and acting more emotional in general to offset how intense I was acting as you. I thought it wore off, but it looks like it remained, and, well...

Her eyes cut over to the stunned stallion's, remaining connected to them as she slowly drolled out the last of her words.

'Well... what?'

1/6

>>27198873

She sighed, genuinely looking upset, and defeated.

>I think he's been suppressing some intense emotions here recently. Intense ones based around... hatred. Hatred to the point he doesn't just feel anger in his heart, he feels something much more severe, and much... darker. And I think it's because of what I left behind.

The whole room went silent, save for the Empire's Princess heavy breathing.

>He's not been himself, and-

Her words ended with a resounding slap.

"CADENCE!"

The whole room shied away, stunned, as Chrysalis turned her head back, now sporting a mark on her cheek.

>...ow.

(You said there wasn't anything left behind.)

Her breathing became harder, her form shaking a little more with every breath, as she looked into the changeling's eyes.

>I thought there wasn't. I was wrong-

(You said it was all gone!)

"Cadence, calm down-"

(NO!)

In her short time spent as a princess, Cadence had never managed to instill as much command as she did with that word. Everyone, no matter what words they may have had to say on the matter, fell silent at her orders.

(...You promised me, Chrysalis. You said there wasn't anything left, and now you're saying you made Shining feel that...)

None present had ever seen her look so disgusted.

>... I did.

The Queen offered no other defense, falling silent after that alone.

{How could you...}

The room turned almost boiling with Eighteen's words, aided in the heat by the flames on her horn.

{After all he did for you, for all of us! You actually made him feel.... that, just so you could sell a con a little better! How could you!}

She didn't say a word, no matter how hard they kept coming.

'Why didn't you tell me you suspected this!? I could have checked out Shining long before this! We could have gotten it fixed forever ago! Why didn't you tell me!? I thought you trusted me!'

The accusations just kept coming, from every angle, and she never even tried to get a word in.

2/6

>>27198881

~... There always has to be something, doesn't it?~

Somehow, Forty Two's whisper spoke the loudest.

Only when she cleared her long throat did everyone slow enough she could speak.

>Ahem. While I'm not going to pretend I don't deserve this, there are more pressing matters to be had-

(Undo whatever you did, now.)

The venom in her voice could have put Variolus to shame.

>While I would love to do that, really I would, by this point it's just aftereffects, any magic has long since faded. That's why I had to bring this to your attention. We're going to have to repair this the good old fashioned way.

(You mean fix your mistakes because you can't.)

She flinched, but offered no rebuttal. To those words, or any of the glares she received.

>Guess I kinda deserved this... but hey, at least I admitted it when I found it out? Something, right? At least we can fix it now.

In tandem, as if practiced, they all looked away from her, and offered a sympathetic gaze to the stallion in question. Shutting her out with nothing but a turn of their heads.

>Yeah... figured.

(Shiny, we-)

"Everyone but Chrysalis, please leave."

It was Cadence's turn to be stunned into silence under a powerful, authoritative command. She and the others shied away when they saw his hooves digging into the desk, and tearing the paperwork beneath it apart.

(Shiny-)

"Please, just let me talk to her for one minute. Alone."

Very little in her life had hurt Chrysalis more, then when most of the room gave her a suspicious glance.

~As you wish. Call us when you are done.~

Only the ever loyal soldier acted immediately, bowing respectfully and turning on her heels. She didn't even offer a glance to her Queen before she stepped out. It was only with great reluctance, more so on Cadence's and Eighteen's part, that the other three began to slowly shuffled towards the door.

3/6

>>27198891

His wife was the last to go, the last to give him one last, sad look of apology and regret, coupled with as much support as she could give, before she closed the door, never leaving his eyes for even a second.

"Quiet."

His shield flashed, and a strange coloration filled the room. Without even looking, the Queen knew they had been surrounded by one of his well known shields. Only when it settled did he look to her with a gaze that could only be called furious, and even that was an understatement.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

Her audience gone, it didn't take long to slip out of the regretful, sorrowful look she had been wrapped in this whole time.

>Helping you.

His hooves slammed down, so hard they almost shook the entire room.

"How is this helping me!? I told you not to tell anyone what you saw! Not... make up some weird ass story about how you left behind some kind of magical imprint or some shit!"

>How do you know that's not what I did-

"Because I know you, Chrysalis, at least enough to know when you're lying your giant black ass right off! None of that was true! It's not you, or your magic, it's just... me."

She dropped it then, the plan she had been formulating in her mind to convince him as much the others falling away with it.

>...But they don't have to know that, do they?

She carefully approached him, making an effort to keep his strained, furious eyes locked with hers until she reached the side of the desk.

>They don't have any reason to question it, or doubt it. Nobody ever needs to know, and now you don't even have to feel bad about lying to them by hiding this.

"I didn't want them to know anything."

>No... but you needed them to.

"Why?"

>Why!? I'll tell you why!

As soon as she was around the desk, she twisted on him, shoving her face deeply into his personal space.

4/6

>>27198904

>Because there's something wrong with you, Shining. It's making you not act like you, it's making you feel things I know you don't want to feel, and it's getting worse. It's getting worse, and you're hurting... and I'm not going to let that happen.

Her hoof reached up, mingling into the mane on the side of his head.

>You don't deserve to feel like this, and you need help... you can get it this way.

He looked away, no longer able to stare into her pleading eyes.

"They're going to hate you for this. They're going to blame you and... you know Cadence is-"

>And that's just fine with me.

Her hoof twisted, forcing his head back to alignment with hers.

>You said you don't want them to see you like this. Well... fine, they don't. They don't see you as someone who thinks like that, you can keep up everything you said before, and still get help before this makes you do something you're going to regret. Me? I don't need them to think I didn't mind control you, that I didn't make a mistake that's still here, I can be the one who messed up and did wrong... you can't.

Her voice had gone lower and lower as she had spoken, until it had barely been a whisper.

"... They're going to think terrible things about you. This trust will take forever to get back."

>I did it before, I can do it again.

"Chrysalis... I don't want you to do this for me."

His gentle hoof reached up, brushing past her cheek, and holding her still.

>Don't worry about it, they'll forgive me. I know them, they'll be angry for a bit, Cadence will think... things, but they'll come around, they'll get over it. They're pretty special, you know.

"I can beat it, you didn't have to-"

>Yes... I did.

His arguments and denials, the same ones he had been prepared to use back when she had discovered the truth, died again.

5/6

>>27198918

"I won't feel right if you get blamed for something you didn't do. There's just something... not right, okay? I don't know what it is, but... you don't deserve to be hurt for it."

>If it means getting rid of it? I'm just fine with playing the badguy.

Her cavalier smile returned, all worry long since gone.

"Chrysalis..."

>You keep being the white knight, Shining. Me?... I love being the badgirl anyway.

The realization came suddenly when he felt her breath on his face. They had been closing it, not even realizing it the whole time. Even after realizing it, they held there for a minute longer, before it was Chrysalis who pulled away, and trotted towards the door.

>Don't worry, they'll yell at me for a bit, but they'll get over it. Always do, wouldn't be here otherwise! HAH! Let them get it all out, would you? Would hate to think this was all for nothing.

His shield came down, and with it, her disguise came back up, a look of sadness, of regret, and of a chastised child all rolled into one.

She didn't even need magic to put it on.

>Alright, time to face the music...

Sadly, she slowly opened up the door, and was greeted by the four faces she expected. What she did not expect, was the state they were in.

Instead of the fury and righteous anger they should have had, they held nothing but looks of shock, and gaping mouths with wide eyes.

>Uh...

(Shining...)

Whatever acting Chrysalis had managed to scrounge up fell away, as the realization hit her as hard as a brick.

>That... wasn't a soundproof bubble, was it?

She turned back, seeing all of her carefully calculated scheme fall apart at the very end, just as it had before. This time, at least, she could not blame it on incompetence, or chance, or a missed detail.

Instead, the truth was far worse.

"I never said it was, Chrysalis."

She had been outplayed.

"I... I think we need to talk."

>>27198928
...holy shit Shining you glorious bastard
how can one stallion be so based?
He, even with his flaws that he's working to fix, deserves his wings right fucking now.
Can we give him his wings after this? Can he have earned that shit by now? No? Thanks Rarity!

>>27198928
Always at the end there, ain't it Chrysalis?

>>27198928
FUCKING

FUCK YOU CHRYSALIS

END YOUR LIFE AND YOUR SHIT TIER PLOTS

GET FUCKED
I was gonna be SO mad if she pulled another goddamn martyrdom gig, and Shiny would let Cadence of ALL ponies be lied to for some stupid reason.

That and as is with Chrysalis, with this martyrdom/sacrifice means more character develoment for her and less for Applejack

>>27198928
Okay, that was pretty clever on Shiny's part.

>>27198972
>He, even with his flaws that he's working to fix,

To be fair, he wasn't working to fix them before, he was shoving them down and trying to ignore them, and they were getting worse. Chrysalis forced the matter by essentially pointing a gun of angryhorses at herself and he took the bullet.

>>27199023
Fucks sake man, tone down your ling hate, we don't need to here you bitch and whine all the damn time about it.

>>27199023
>and Shiny would let Cadence of ALL ponies be lied to for some stupid reason.

But he was lying to her, repeatedly, up till now when he kept saying he was fine, Chrysalis was wrong and crazy, and he actually was A-okay with forgiving certain individuals.
>That and as is with Chrysalis, with this martyrdom/sacrifice means more character develoment for her and less for Applejack
...hhmmm...

NC
>AJ
"Cadence"
'SA'
~~~

>That's right, Ah'm the reason Shiny's got that there big old murderboner right now.

"SHINY!"

'MURDER-boner! She said the murder part first! It doesn't mean the other thing!'

"Ohh... Wait! GASP! But how, Applejack!"

>How what?

"How did you cause this!?

>...
'...'
"...Well?"

>...Apples? It was mah' apples, Ah' think? Yeah, that sounds about right.

'Are you serious-'

"I KNEW IT!"

'...What.'

"Well, now I'm just angry! No more apples in the Empire!"

>AH' TAKE IT BACK!

'Wait, wasn't this about helping me-'

>Ya' ain't worth it! The ponies need their apples! Ya' need 'em for a healthy diet!

'...I feel loved.'

>Are ya' apples?

'No.'

>Then stop.

"I'm totally lost now."

'That's probably for the best.'

>>27198991
Well if you think about it, she didn't lose. This is exactly what she wanted, just not the way she wanted it. She just wanted Shining to get help before his repressed really dark feelings got the better of him. It's not how she wanted it, but it worked.

>>27199089
>'MURDER-boner! She said the murder part first! It doesn't mean the other thing!'

Lost it.

>>27198928
>The realization came suddenly when he felt her breath on his face. They had been closing it, not even realizing it the whole time. Even after realizing it, they held there for a minute longer, before it was Chrysalis who pulled away, and trotted towards the door.

KISS HER YOU FOOL!

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>>27199369

>>27198928
Heh, got 'em.

>>27199369
>Chrysalis, 18, 42, Twilight, Applejack, Celestia, Spitfirefly into an unholy rage

>>27199413
>>Chrysalis,

I have several questions.

>>27199487
Well he did say kiss HER.

I guess Chrysalis wanted to go first, and he got her before she could?

>>27199369
They do keep coming closer and closer every time...

>Chitania
"???"
~~~~

There were few things in this world that Chitania truly loved. This, without question, was one of them.

To see all the world beneath her, below her massive form, was a treat she savored even after all these years. She hated it down there, even as she stood head and shoulders above most of the crowd. She always felt like she was holding back, restrained and caged by her much smaller form. She supposed, with this current revelation, she had proven that correct.

No longer, not after today. She had survived extinctions and wars, losing everything and the very end of the world, she would not be laid low today after a barfight gone wrong, not today. She would reach the one who attacked her, and bring them low with a single swipe of her hoof. They wished to bring their machines against her. She would show them the foolishness of such a thing, in fire, and in metal.

She was restrained no longer, and all the world would know of it. She would hold back no longer. If they did not wish to honor their deal, if they wished to turn the world against her as they had before, so be it. She was not some mewling worker who cried foul at such things. Neither did she find she could deny it, when they claimed her a monster that needed taken down. Every word they spoke was true, perhaps this was justice after all.

That didn't mean she had to accept it.

She was Chitania, she was the Titan, and she would be damned if she was brought down on this day.

>I am-

"IN THE WAY!"

>...not aggaaaIIIINNN!

Her cries went unheeded, as the giant metallic frame crashed into her headfirst. The massive creation of steel and engineering shoved against her in a familiar way, pressing against her chest in a manner that she recalled as vividly now as she had the day so very long ago, when she had awakened again.

Another of those contraptions had come for her, just as it had to take her to the depth of a volcano.

>GRRRAGGGHHHH!

She had learned, since then.

1/2

>>27199974

"Oh, shoot. I had hoped to send you flying with this one."

The roar she unleashed shook even the unbending steel of the juggernaut. It's rockets along it's back pumped out more magical fuel, a sparkling shimmer to it revealing it's not quite natural roots. It shoved against her harder with the increased thrust, seeking to carry her away to parts unknown.

She held fast, this time.

Her hind legs dug in deep, her hooves held tight, and she remained firmly in place. With every second, she gained more ground, pushed it back further, and soon she would-

"Oh well. All yours!"

>...NOT AGA-

Her words would never be heard. Drowned out, by the overloading of the magical core, and the result of such an action.

She had learned since that day so very long ago...

But she had not learned everything.

"Are you still-"

>GRRRRAAAAGGHHHHHH!

"Guess it was too much to hope on that one..."

There were few things in this world that Chitania truly despised.

The bringer of the sun had just jumped to the top of that list.

>>27199974
>>...not aggaaaIIIINNN!
Glorious.

Simply glorious.

>>27199981
IT'S BACK!

JUGGERNAUT RETURNS!

...and then dies.

>>27199981
Ohhh, it's rare I get a callback I absolutely love.

This was needed.

>>27198700
See all the great things that can happen if you're Spike's friend?

Be his friend today!

...please?

>>27199974
>>...not aggaaaIIIINNN!

Fun fact, that's the first out loud word she spoke in about two threads now. Rest is just GRRAGGHHH

>>27200769
She called Rarity a clever pony when she got nuked.

>>27200180
Again you mean. Twi just can't build those things right.

>>27201092
Oh, the irony!

>>27201603
Rarity is a case of accidental brilliance... assuming you wanted Chitty dad, I mean. If you didn't want that you are kind of screwed.

Goodnight, thread

>>27198338
>Twilight made the gear for her
She did? I honestly dont remember that, must have skipped it somehow while reading.
Mind linking me that part?

>>27202884
Not him, I can't you just look at her first appearance in the Google Docs, and then just go to that?

Morning thread!

>>27202015
>dad

She would be a pretty awesome dad actually.

Imagine her in a study with a fireplace and a glass of scotch and tell me it doesn't fit.

>>27204008
She seems more like the 'in a sweaty wife beater, cigarette dangling from her mouth while she leans against the cheap kitchen stove right next to the aluminium blinds, looking annoyed at you' type.

>>27204030
I always got a "Way too into sports and exercise and forces you to eat healthy and play every game despite the fact you suck at it and never shut up about how her current team is doing" vibe.

Cross fit dad, is what I see.

>>27204070
Oh dear god, she was a soccer mom this whole time...

>Spitfire
"2"
'Mane-Iac'
~~~

>How did this happen!?

"Well, ya' stepped on the marchmalley trap first... think that's where ya' went wrong."

>No, I mean how did you manage to set up an entire recreation of a tribal setting in your bedroom!?

"I had blocks in the toybox."

>WHAT!?

"I dunno, it just seemed like the best answer."

>How did you manage to tie me to this stick anyway!?

"You blinked."

>WHAT!?

"Well... it's how it happened."

>Get me down!

"But we gotta play Pigmy ponies!"

>That is such a racist stereotype!

"10 published a paper bout it showin' they're real..."

>...I didn't say it was wrong, just racist.

"Maney! Play the song!"

'HA HA HA HAAA HA HA HA AHAAAA!'

>Okay, now that's racist!

"Really? Ah' thought we were pretty accurate!"

>You are, but only they can do it because of... reasons.

"..."

>Look, I just want you to get me down.

"Fiiiine, lemme put out the fire first."

>...Ah, I see, fire... AHHHHH!

'AHAHHAAH! She has a WONDROUS harmony!'

"Maney get mah bucket."

'But her song is-'

"GET MAH BUCKET!"

>I WAS CAPTAIN AND STUFF!

>>27199076
If he bitches enough, we will stop writing characters he doesn't like. Then he wins.

>Bon
"Lyra"
'Berry'
~~~

>So she's just been holding onto you?

"Whole time. Nothing else."

>Weird.

'Goshaaaaa.'

"Any ideas why she would be doing this?"

>None.

"Any recent events in her life that made her more clingy?"

>Not a single one.

"Did she say anything at the bar?"

>We have a bar!?

"Did she say anything when she was shopping with you?"

>She went shopping with me!?

"...How much do you know?"

>Apparently nothing! Jeeze... maybe I should ask Bonbon about this.

"..."

>Oh shit, you weren't supposed to know that!

FLASH!

"Abuuuhhh-"

>YOU REMEMBER NOTHING! You spoke with Agent Bonbon and not agent Snow and- you know what? Just forget all of it.

"Bluuuhhhhh..."

>Ahhh, crap. She's gonna be pissed for this one-

POW

>OW!

'YA' BISH! YA' WRECKED DA HOOCH!'

>WHO ARE YOU!?

>>27204404
She is a mare who replaced her blood with alcohol.

>PJ
"???"
~~~~

>...Yep, this is totally going to work.

"PJ!? What the fuck are you doing out here!?"

She paid no mind to the stallion running up to her, continuing just to sagely nod at her work.

>This here, Haymaker? This is me being smart.

The soldier grabbed her, tugging her with all he had to try to pull her away as thunderous steps neared closer, but she would not move.

"We've got to get out of here! She's coming right this way!"

>Yep. That's the plan.

"WHAT!? Okay, I swear if you're going to try that thing again-"

>SHE SAID IT WOULD WORK!... Ahem, I mean, nope! I have moved on from that silly and totally plausible thing, and moved on to this! My greatest work!

"...I don't see anything."

>And neither will she! Watch in wonder, Haymaker, as I prove why it will forever be Seven who is worst ling!

"I thought that was Thirty Two?"

>I stand by my statement. Watch!

Hidden as best they could in the alleyway, they did just that. They watched, as four black towers moved closer, and closer to them. When he followed the line of sight up towards her titanic face, the stallion noticed something in the way.

"...PJ no."

>It'll totally work-

Two seconds after she pressed against the so far invisible wires, dozens of them laced between the two buildings and wrapped around them, the crumbling started.

>-but just in case FLY!

She grabbed him, her one remaining hook launching out and jerking them away just in time, as the wires did their trick, and the chunks of the buildings were ripped clean off, and shredded.

Chitania never slowed down, or seemed to even notice the wires or broken buildings.

On a rooftop watching the destruction, a hoof came to the changelings chin.

>...I think I know where that went wrong.

She would later admit she deserved the punch the stallion gave to her.

>>27204563
Oh, PJ.... you tried.

>>27204370
>Implying he could kill the Chrysalis train

HAH!

>Cantie
"C2"
~~~

>...

"Was that your house?"

>My old house.

"Old house?"

>Ex wife got it in the divorce.

"Ahhh... insured?"

>Nope.

"..."

BRO-HOOF!

>Sometimes things just work out.

>Lucky Strikes
"SG
'QS'
~~

>Is that really the biggest artillery shell we have?

"IT'S BIGGER THAN ME!"

>I was just hoping for something with a little more stopping power.

'IT'S MADE FOR CASTLES! CASTLES!'

>Yes but we're not shooting it at a castle.

'NOT THE POINT!'

>No, the point is up there, and it's not enough.

"What do you want from us!?"

>I'm looking for... say, something for dragons? Anti-Dragon would be ideal.

"We don't have one of those!"

>Wow, what a terrible oversight on our governments part. I mean, it's not like they don't exist and slash or aren't within walking distance of some towns. We should really have some kind of defense if, say, some upstart decided to come burn the place to the ground.

"We'll get right on that!"

>...Also, just throwing it out there, but it's not like we didn't know she existed. I am seeing no less than three solid balls being dropped in succession here.

'So what are we supposed to do with this!?'

>Shoot it anyway, I guess? Would hate for it to go to waste.

"...Do you think he ever wonders why we never tried to elect him?"

'No. I think he knows.'

>Is it the dress thing?

"..."
'...'

>Because fuck you, I look amazing.

>>27204912
That is a good point, despite being the most controversial and liked/disliked of all the characters, Chrysalis never got pushed aside. The fact she was in a starring role in AJ's biggest arc at thread 120 is pretty indicative of that.

CAN'T SQUASH THE BUG!

>Celestia
"Chitania"
~~~

>Blast it all... I wish I could just take hold of some huge rock or block of steel and just let gravity do the job. But, of course...

The princess couldn't help but wince, her eyes trailing over to the precarious edge of her city, and more tellingly the huge drop beneath it that made such an option as viable as any other suicidal attack, at best.

>The sad part is? Applejack warned me about this. She actually pointed out this exact scenario. I saw it coming, and yet I still let it happen. I pray she never realizes this, or I will never hear the end of it.

Pushing those thoughts aside to resume the battle was a hard one, as the tempting scenario of simply hitting her in the head with the biggest thing she could find was quite tempting.

>I need to get her away from the crowd...

Her heart had been racing every step the Titan took. She no longer had any regard for which direction was inhabited, and which one was barren. She marched to her own tune, and heard no other song. The possibility of their deaths had become tellingly real, and she was not sure if she could pull off the same trick she had so very long ago.

>If I could just enrage her, I could... cause her to become worse, I suppose.

The last few attacks had done nothing more than made the Titan up her game, striking out far more powerfully at any attempt to stop her. She was no longer holding back, and any retaliation had costs...

>Perhaps...

It pained the princess to think as she did. A part of her was disgusted, even if another part of her, one far more political, saw the merits in the idea. She had ruled for over a thousand years, she had made harder choices than this, but thinking as she did now never became any easier.

The airship and that annoying mare had brought this on themselves, they were the ones who had fired into her city, and tried to kill the Titan.

They were the ones who had called for her, and she answered.

1/2

>>27205545

They had ruined her chances to bring this to a place where collateral damage would be so much more reduced. They had brought this on themselves, both the Titan's attention and their ire, and with the recent moves Pennydrop had been making, with what she had shown in the wake of Rarity's revealing of Cadence, it might be in her best interests to let her feel the full force of it.

She could not stop the Titan, but so long as she remained focused, she could aim her away from any bodies in her path, and let her have the airship. Maybe, afterwards, she could be still long enough to try again.

>I hate it when I think like this.

It wasn't easy, and it certainly wouldn't be justice, but it might work. If nothing else, it could save the lives of her little ponies.

>I don't know what you were thinking, Pennydrop, what the plan was, or if this was a choice you made in haste... but I hope it was worth it.

The Titan was coming for her hide, now.

>And if it means saving their lives, you may have it, Chitania. At least, for now...

She swore the Titan looked back to her, looking for all the world like a simple swing of her head.

>Then, it will be your turn.

"Heh."

If it was a laugh or a growl, or just a vague noise didn't matter.

The challenge had been accepted.

Still wondering what the Hanger-on-three are meant to do when this is over

"Ok so we kinda took part in levelling the city and endangering the lives of fucking hundreds of ponies but we're totally gonna get off scot free right my Black Best Friend?"

>*SMASHES*

>>27205583
>Black Best Friend

Heh

>>27205583
What the hell are they going to arrest them for when this is all over? Two of them didn't even get into the bar brawl, Sunset and 13 never threw a single punch, and that's despite being outright attacked. The only one who you could even call on attacking the Canterlot ponies is Sweet Note, the least dangerous one who was vastly outclassed and could argue self defense. After that they just tore off running while everyone beat the shit out of Chitania, nobody can even prove 13 had any part in the mind-talking.

What would the charges be?

>>27205682
I guess they could take in Sweet Note as a way to gimp Chitty's food supply, that'd be something. Would look even worse since she was only protecting herself against fucking robots and some of the best magic users in the world, but it would be something.

Kind of a dick move, but they can't pin anything on Sunset or 13, unless they lie and say they got into the fight too, or they went full "For insulting and challenging a princess, you're under arrest" level.

>>27204008
This. Cause she's gonna have all her God punching plans and research materials somewhere.

>>27204030 She plays an instrument, your argument is invalid. But I could see her smoking.

>>27204070
I don't see the whole never shutting up about her current team thing though, cause her team is dead.... yeah.

>>27204123
Not really, the term soccer mom is not actually about sports specifically, its having a lot of kids and being able to field your own soccer team with em, and having a few of them actually be in sports.

>>27205550
>Letting her have PD

This could work out!

>>27205550
Two birds, one stone...

>>27206094
Technically, it's letting her have Gwen.

I mean, admittedly, she's actually probably hoping the airship will, you know, do airship shit and fly away and take Chitty with her, but punching PD would be a good too.

>>27205896
>Not really, the term soccer mom is not actually about sports specifically, its having a lot of kids and being able to field your own soccer team with em, and having a few of them actually be in sports.

What? Where does it mean that?

In most of southern america, it's about a mom who's super into her child's sports and proclaims them the best at everything while also putting down all the other mom's in a catty passive agressive way. There was a King of the Hill episode about this.

"Soccer Mom" is the mom with the SUV who won't stop screaming during a match.

>>27205749
As much as Rarity could do both and is in her right to do the "For insulting and challenging a princess, you're under arrest" thing, if she ever hopes to shed the "Princess of Spite" title, she won't.

>>27206518
>if she ever hopes to shed the "Princess of Spite" title, she won't.

With us, or Equestria?

They'd probably praise her, especially the Elite.

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>>27205550
...Am I the only kinda sad to see Celestia falling to such a low?

To me, a hero's hold struggle and try to do better than the sometimes uncaring world and people around them. They should strive to be above pettiness or letting someone fall on the wayside. Even if it's the bad guys.

It... just.... Fels like she is going to her bad, old self

It's just so disappointing... even it's logical and sound

>>27206823
What did she do there that was so bad exactly? Did I miss something?

>>27206855
Celestia letting Chitania go off to destroy the airship gives off a bad vibe to me.

'oh. You want to destroy them? Sure. Go ahaead. Never liked them anyways. We can resume fighting once you squashed those I don't like and I saved those I care for plus the anonymous masses who haven't directly offer dedicated me yet. Bye, have fun!'

I just want Celly to be better than that. I want ALL of the princesses to be above that ya know? Or else they'll never get out of their current downward spiral of being the buttmonkeys

>>27206823
It's a hard choice, but it's one she had to make to save the greater whole of anyone else in Chitty's path. She couldn't stop her without a force strong enough to break Canterlot off it's mountainside, and she was focused on ONLY them so far.

She tried other methods, and it's not like she's leaving them to die(they ARE in an airship...), but she just can't get Chitty's attention away from them without endangering others.

She's still trying and doing her best, and she doesn't want them dead, she's just out of options.

>>27206855
Celly's focusing on making sure nobody else gets hurt by Chitty's rampage and that means she can't keep stalling her from reaching PD/Gwen's airship, which Chitty is heading towards because she's pissed they missiled her a bunch.

~~~
"???"

Somewhere down below, beneath the notice of both the alabaster princess and the ebony giant, the shutter of a camera making its silent 'CLICK' followed by a soft whirr is entirely missed by both them and anyone around.

A picture perfect moment, depicting the Solar Princess hovering close enough for the Titan Queen to hear, mouth open as she spoke.

CLICK-WHIRR

A picture of the Titan turning her head ever so slightly to grin and look back at the princess.

CLICK-WHIRR

And another wide shot, showing the hulking beast as it ambled off towards the clearly marked airship while the princess hovered in the air with an unreadable expression.

"..."

Despite the potential these images had, the photographer felt no elation. Just sadness.

And with a grim expression they hurried along, following in the wake of the huge hoof imprints upon Canterlot's streets to follow this story to its now inevitable ending.

A painful story. A moment that would have been otherwise missed in the confusion. And it would see the light of the day as soon as it was time to pick up the shattered pieces of this calamity.

>>27206886
To be fair, two minutes ago it was
>You want the airship? Well.. LASERS! BOMBS! JUGGERNAUTS WHO BECOME BOMBS! BLASTS! MAGIC! SPELLS! MAGIC STUFF... UH... oh shit I'm now noticing you give no fucks if you're walking towards populated areas.

Her mentality only changed when Chitty stopped looking where she walked. Pennydrop fucked up her chance to get this out of Canterlot, and she still fought as hard as she could to save her, only giving up when it just plain wasn't viable anymore to try it and also get everyone clear.

What would you have had her do instead, though?

>>27206890
>>27206986
It doesn't matter anymore. And it doesn't matter what her intentions are. Her actions have consequences. Even if it's inaction. Thats the burden of being a ruler.

No matter how well intended or wicked, all you say and do is judged purely on its apparent effects for those observing on the outside.

>>27206986
>What would you have had her do instead, though?
We are the writers, directors and editors in this show. We can literally write whatever we want. Hell, even Chitania ignoring the silent airship or Pennydrop making it turn away.

But we went down this path. And I will follow you, for its what we seem to have chose for our protagonists to do.

>>27207002
Then if that's the case, I'm pretty sure all the ones in Canterlot will be overjoyed Chitty's off in another direction.

>>27207032
>all the ones in Canterlot will be overjoyed
>the selfish, racist rich asshoöe who started all this
>the guys with all the money, voting power and itchy trigger fingers
>the absolute worst assholes of Equestria
>are happy

Well, that's just great for them, I guess...

>PD
"Gwen"
'???'
~~~

A day ago, Pennydrop had sung the praises of her wonderful machine, of all the new and amazing things it could do, and all of the capabilities and technical wonder this feat of engineering majesty could bring.

A day ago, this had been the most beautiful creation on the planet.

>Fucking piece of junk!

Her opinion had changed, slightly.

"Pennydrop..."

>Who crisscrossed the wires like this!? What benefit is that supposed to even give!? I have to flip over this one just to get at this one now! It's bending the clip!

"Pennydrop."

>And of course there's gum in here. Someone actually stuck gum underneath this console. That is how you know they just outright do not care.

"PENNYDROP!"

>What, Gwendolyn?

"It's her!"

>Calm down, the princess isn't going to lose face at a time like this, she'll keep her occupied long enough, then we can-

"I... don't think I was clear."

With one final click of some connection beneath where the Queen could see, the mare slid out from underneath her console, dusted herself off, and looked out the wide, clear window that stretched across the cockpits room.

This time, she did not see the splendor of Canterlot outside her window. Not even light peered in, unable to make it past the eclipsing mass that blocked all things from coming in.

>Ah. I see.

She had not reached them yet, every subtle shake that was not yet the whole heaving of the airship proved that. She was taking her dear sweet time, and she was clearly savoring it.

>So then, the princess has failed... but I knew this would happen, Chitania.

The mare closed in on the window, fearless in her trot while keeping her eyes firmly locked on the Changeling Queen.

>I knew this would happen, and you're playing right into my hooves. So come on, come closer, you'll only make what's coming snap closed all the quicker. Everything is exactly as I intended it, and-

"She can't hear you."

>...Huh?

1/5

>>27207108

The Queen Griffon's eyebrow went up, pointing to the very thick, solid glass that separated them.

"She can't hear you. With the speech thing, I mean, the glass is too thick. I doubt she can even see you, there's a glare on the windshield. The monologue to stall thing is pointless"

>Ah... I see again... NGH!

She dropped all pretenses, hammering the button she had previously pressed with a newfound gusto.

>Come on come on come on!

Nothing moved, save the lumbering figure in her window.

"PENNYDROP! Just activate the damned thrusters and get us out of here! It's an airship! It can fly! Let's just get out-"

>Do you really want to run away from her again!?

The screech cut through her, cleaner than any lade ever could. Memories flowed out from the still open wound left what felt a lifetime ago, of a day when she had watched one of her cities, her people, burn.

Her fear diminished, returned with a righteous anger, and she left the mare to her frantic actions.

"...No, I do not. I do not want her to win again."

>Then are you going to trust me?

"...Yes."

Something about that made the corner of Pennydrop's lips twitch, even if her anger kept down any smile.

>That's right, we're not running, not this time. We're going to stay here, we're going to knock that bitch down for all she's done, and we're going to show her what happens when you fuck with Fawntaine Futuristics and we're going to do it the moment this piece of shit actually-

The hum that followed was the most beautiful thing either of them had ever heard.

>YES!

"What... is this, exactly?"

A look of unrestrained, insane glee crossed Pennydrop's face as the lights from the console all around her brightened, and the ship began to rumble.

>The future.

2/5

>>27207116

Outside, Chitania remained cautious in her advance. To most others, it would appear she was toying with them, making them squirm in their seats as she slowly brought down the final judgement. The truth was far less than that.

She knew of the wonders of the future, of all the strange and uniquely magical things new technology could bring. How they could make simple golems of steel do things they never had before, how they could grant spells to those without horns, and how giant boxes of metal and fire could carry those ponies high above her reach that only pegasi or dragon or griffon had been able to manage, carrying with them weapons that had at their peak managed to hurt her, and pin her down. She recognized a so called 'airship' when she saw one, and knew exactly what it could do.

Which made it all the more confusing when, after barraging her armored hide with enough artillery to wipe out everything but her, it remained prone. More tellingly, there were none fleeing. She was not toying with them, nor torturing them. She simply was not stupid. There was a trick here, and she was ready for it.

When the thing suddenly released a torrent of steam and magic, panels of it's metal frame moving and shifting, she was all but expecting it.

She stepped back, every limb tense and ready for action, but something about the ship gave her pause, and compelled her to watch. There was something strange about the way it was shifting, something impressive.

Metal sang out in a clang as the landing gear of the airship was completely shot off, waves of power from two vents along the bottom all that was needed to keep the thing above ground now. Metal sheets upon sheets along its frame opened up before sliding back, elongating the entire body of the ship into a more long oval shape, pointed at the end, with four more of those strange vents appearing on the bottom and adding to the power to produce six long lines of white hot fire.

Then, it began to rise.

3/5

>>27207131

The wings, previously shorter and stumpier, shimmered with magic as they rose up, dozens of the long panels sliding up and adding to it as they stretched out and widened.

They scraped along the frame, locking into place with a magnetic reverberation, forming almost heartshaped curves on either side. The center suddenly ignited, a symbol of magic appearing within the wing and lighting up so brightly it hurt any below who would stare at it.

The final piece came when the cockpit, the head of the airship shifted, it's previously sharpened shape becoming curvier, and slightly more bulbous at the top. Twin rods shot out from the very top, each one bringing with it waves of electricity that danced in the sky, and with a metallic screech, the last panel snapped into place, the massive machine now hovering high above Canterlot for all to see, so massive it blotted out the sun.

It was finished, and with a burst of glittering mix of magic and fuel, it shrieked a challenge to the Titan down below.

>Now, Chitania... you have met your match. You meet your last opponent before I wipe you off the face of this earth, METAL DEER HAW-

"Moth?"

If the hiss of air that escaped her was any indication, a blood vessel was about to burst.

>...Gwen? I had a thing here. Whole speech, just... you see why I would, right? You see the fucking awesome thing? This was kind of my moment.

"Oh no, my apologies, this is quite... amazing, I'm just wondering why you called it Metal Deer Hawk?"

Her hooves almost crushed her cheek, sliding down smoothly and nearly ripping the skin right off.

>Because that's what it is, it's a metal deer hawk.

"It's a moth."

It took a solid five seconds of breathing before Pennydrop could talk again.

>What... exactly, makes you think that?

"The readout up there, the one that shows the machine and it's systems. It's shape is a moth, it's not a hawk or a deer, or a mix of the two."

>It does not...

4/5

>>27207141

She stopped. She squinted, her head tilting to the side, and her voice failing her. She opened her mouth again to rebuke it, only to close it when her hoof thoughtfully came back to her mouth.

>...Maybe if you squint-

"It's a moth."

>I mean, there's some features-

"It has big wavy wings."

>Which is known for some hawk, it's just a little curvier for aerodynamics-

"It has antenna! How many birds have antenna?!"

>...Those are antlers? Pointy... nonsegmented antlers?

The Griffon didn't need to say a word, crossing her talons said it all.

The denials ended after that.

>...Well it's named Metal Deer Hawk, it's branding. Metal Deer Moth just doesn't sound right, and I don't have the trademark to that.

"I'm just calling it what it looks like, I don't mind. I think it looks amazing, it just doesn't look like what you said."

>Fine... fine, whatever, now can I please get back to my speech?

"Oh, yes, of course. It's time to tell that monster that she needs to-LOOK OUT!"

It said something about Pennydrop that her first response was not to even turn around, but jam her hoof down on a button.

Outside, the world was witness to the sight of a single beat of the moth's wings, and the lightning it cast down with it. The destroyed building the Titan had tossed at it never stood a chance.

"It shoots lightning?"

>Oh, it does a lot more than that...

Mare, and griffon, smiled in the most perfect act of trans-species harmony Equestria had ever seen.

"Show me."

Proudly, the mare turned around, took her seat in the pilots chair, looked down to the Titan below, and smiled.

>Oh, what wonderful things I have to show you...

Down below, none would ever hear the response Chitania spoke, for even as massive as she was, as booming her voice had become, she kept the whisper below her breath.

As she looked up to the strange moth like machine above preparing to attack, she couldn't help but mutter.

'...Fucking future.'

>>27206450
Up north actually, I'm from Michigan any women with more than 3-4 kids was considered a soccer mom,

>>27207053
Well, that makes sense? doesn't it? Considering they're the ones in immediate danger, right? Or do you want them to be mad at Celestia for saving their lives?

You know if I was some oddjob Canterlot citizen right now just having a normal evening I would be kinda mad at this goddamn ling making me and everyone i know homeless the second time this year.

Just saying

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>>27207150
You glorious son of a bitch.

You GLORIOUS son of a bitch.

>>27207150
Somehow, some way, I knew we'd get Godzilla's #1 foe/teammate in this.

Also, I fucking love the Gwen/PD dynamic.

>>27207185
Aaaaaaand then they find out that Rarity shot first

Only that everyone chose to ignore that because MUH PRINCESS PRIVILEGES

Fuck that

>>27207195
/pa/, secret Kaiju capitol of /mlp/.

Betcha didn't see that coming.

>>27207222
Yeah that reminds me of the time back in school where this one kid slapped another kid in the playground and in retatliation that kid burnt down the whole school in a psychotic rage, roofs and walls collapsing ont top of people, the boiler exploding and masonry devastating the entire surrounding neighbourhood , but everyone forgave him cos I guess the other guy started it so hey fairs fair.

>>27207256
That analogy almost fits, but replace the kid that slapped the other with the presidents son, when said president hated the other kid and has been looking for a way to lock said kid up, then when that slap didn't work they blew up the entire building, then the president themselves came down and punched the kid in the face, and then when that didn't work the the army attacked the kid, and then the president used his superpowers to kick the shit out of the kid, then Russia fired off all the missiles at the kid.

Slight changes.

>>27207150
>Disregard politics
>Give mecahmothra

YES.

>>27207294
Also the kid is fucking invincible and is a 50 ft murder machine

>>27207294
Holy shit, if this ever comes out, the princesses will look like the biggest fucking pricks since back when the three pomy tribes were being assholes for no reason to each other

>>27207212
>#1 foe/teammate

EXCUSE ME!? GODZILLA'S NUMBER ONE TEAMMATE IS ANGUIRUS!!!

Mothera is a fair weather friend at best.

>>27207328
>Also the kid is fucking invincible
Aaaand that makes it okay to antagonize, heckle and attack her because... I guess basic rights are for pens and not princesses?

>and is a 50 ft murder machine
Sorry. I must have missed the piles of corpses in the streets whenever Chitania is rampages. Oh wait.

There are none.

Just those of some dick Griffins who fought waaaay out of their league and FUCK GRYPHONS

>>27207358
>Oh wait.
>There are none.

Cos who needs actual tension and weight of actions when we can PG-13 our asses out of fatilities

>>27207354
Ehhh, hard to count Anguirus as a foe, though. There was A Angy who fought Godzilla, but he died, the other one was best buddies through Showa. So for foe/teammate combo, Mothra is tops.

There was Final Wars, but Anguirus was mindcontrolled there, so that doesn't count. That would be like counting Fakezilla in Mechagodzilla, just wasn't him.

>>27207370
Not my choice either

But not everyone wants the serious stuff. Some are here for lighthearted laughs and all the serious storyboarding wrecks their good night's sleep

And I agree

We can be some really edgy faglords

>>27207370
I'd prefer that than actual deaths.

When Gwen's soldiers died I thought we'd never shut the hell up about it. And knowing how this series goes and how we get caught up on things, that'd just open the door to other things.

And to those other things, I say fuck that noise.

>>27207370
Honestly, it's not that we're PG-13, its just that no one wants these ponies to do anything bad to oneanother/others unless they are changelings.

>>27207412
Pretty much. We used to have borderline M-rated lewd all the time back in the day.

Until I and the select few who dabbled in that just stopped writing it for some odd, silently reached reason.

>>27207436
Yep, and that reason was That little shit Spike isn't getting any poon.

>>27207436
>We used to have borderline M-rated lewd all the time back in the day.
W-what? Where...?

>Until I and the select few who dabbled in that just stopped writing
AND WHY?!

>>27207452
Do you not remember Celestia using 56 to try and get off? His face was only slightly charred but yeah. All the other times she tried to get some 'release' too.. yeah there was plenty of lewd.

>>27207370
The PG thing doesn't even matter, we push that envelope and break it plenty, it's that we saw what happened when other stories slipped into grimdark edginess, and we ran screaming in the other direction, and instead focused on interpersonal stuff and politics in addition to the grand action set pieces. We didn't kill off a single character in Cordyceps, but that was by far the most tense storyline we ever had. The threat in Apple Crazy didn't risk a single life, it was that AJ was going to lose herself, that kind of stuff.

We didn't need death to create tension when Fluttershy's powers went out of control, the fact FS might not be normal ever again was plenty. We didn't need Blueblood to wipe out scores of ponies to prove he was serious, the invasion alone was the challenge, and we didn't need Variolus to actually kill a single Crystal Pony, because the drama was between her and Sunset, and the story with Chitania.

And now, Chitania killing something would remove all tension, it would be a backpeddle hard to run away from the more interesting questions of how everyone is going to deal with the fallout from a simple mistake.

We'd go from "Oh god what's going to happen to Rarity/all the others when this gets out, or will it get out at all!?" to "Oh, that. She killed somebody which Rarity didn't do, so she's the badguy, Rarity is the good guy, done! Phew! Thank god we had the wonderful guidance of every single other story where the badguy does random evil stuff to let the audience know they're bad to lead us!"

The tension here has absolutely nothing to do with if Chitty's going to step on someone, it's how far this simple mistake will go.

>>27207452
>AND WHY?!
...because,
>just stopped writing it for some odd, silently reached reason
>for some odd, silently reached reason
Honestly, I don't even know why I stopped personally. And then nobody seemed to notice/mind so it stayed gone.

>>27207471
...Archiver assistance? Can I flash the archiver beacon now or...?

>>27207475
And this. Death is easy. Living with a dire mistake is hard.

>>27207495
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/16662074/#16705922

Not really lewd though...

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>>27207222
I decided to make a meme just because.

>>27207579
I like it, I reeeeeeeeeally like it!

>>27207548
Well lets consider the fact that she asked his age and when he couldn't give an answer, she was willing to disregard it for plot nuzzles. Celly is even willing to /ss/ for some sweet relief. If that's not some M-Rated Lewd, Idk what is.

>>27207548
Aaaah. Cheap and easy laughs. Those were they day pals

>>27207548
>‘Oh hush, Spike, you overthinking cutie.
Cracked up.

>>27207634
I miss those cheap and easy laughs. I think I'm going to write those cheap and easy laughs.

>>27207412
Nah, I've successfully killed off people in the past. I still kill things off in LNPP.

Also a side note, I noticed my 3rd story involving the sex dungeon still isn't in the after dark pastebin even though I've mentioned it 2-3 times now.

https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24690967/#24716121
http://pastebin.com/rUtiSphz

>>27207830
>I miss those cheap and easy laughs.

You mean like Lyra getting Neutralizered by not-bonbon, Spitfire somehow getting put on a spitroaster in a well constructed tribal setting, a canterlot guy brohoofing his friend because his old house he got kicked out of is wrecked, and LS complaining because an artillery shell the size of a pony is too small?

Always encourage more cheap and easy laughs, but those were literally just today.

>>27207844
Who even has the keys to that anymore?

>>27207332
Well, most of them won't. Celly literally just saw her exploding shit and tried to lure her away, she shot her out of Canterlot TWICE, she just wouldn't stay gone.

AJ will have a good excuse and FS can't get close due to Chitty having her hairs and that means best case scenario she'd add more chaos to the battle. Literally.

The only ones who would look like dicks are Rarity, Sunset, the Canties and... maybe Dash? Not really though.

>>27207475
Right?

If Chitty squashed a no-name, not going to lie, I wouldn't care. It would probably be something I outright ignored in future stories because who the fuck cares?

Rarity just tried to take Sunset in, didn't give a shit about Chitania, and now there's a giant monster battle in the middle of the city! That's the story, not some shmuck we stepped on so Rarity isn't as wrong for lying to get her locked up.

>>27208599
Actually Dash, while being more or less a footnote in that entire fiasco, was the most rational and helpful of the two. She will more than likely get some nice recognition for actually doing something good. Rarity though... either she will be praised while sitting on a tower of shit and lies or being glared at while sitting low on a golden footstool in the time out corner.

>>27208928
This! All my this! Who cares if a no name or two hundred gets smashed, the only reason we WOULD care is if one of our characters does care about it. If they didn't care, neither would we, unless you're an uppity moralfag. Otherwise its just on with the show.

>>27208944
She was, but her loyalty really did end up biting her hard. She needed to lay it down a little harder when Rarity started this shit and made her back off.

>>27209397
Well if you think about it, all the Traits of the Elements, if taken to the extreme become pretty bad personality traits. Too Truthful, too Kind, too Loyal, too Generous, too... too much Laughter? You get the idea, its within the parameters of there Character, but as you can see they can lead to... unfortunate situations, like not stopping your friend from inciting an angry mob... yeah.

>>27209573
Good Night Thread.

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Swear to god insomnia is almost or just as bad as cancer. Someone needs to develop a cure for that... like a sleep punc-... wait a minute...

So uh...question. What was the extent of the damage to Canterlot?

Is Coltsly's place ok? I need to know...for purposes...

Someone may have stowed away in Brass Pommel's luggage...

>>27210334
Hard to tell since its still going on. Hopefully no one will be a dick like with what they did to Sombra and wrecked his shit.

Otherwise you'll either have to write around it, or... we could have our unintended death... But like I said, hopefully no one will be a dick and say, "and Chitty smashed it flat!"

>>27210405
The person in question is...
SPOILER
SPOILER DAMN YOU
A small filly...

>>27210422
ooooooh... that's... oooooooooooh... ooooh. That would be Da Big One...

>>27210445
I...I just wanted to have some Future Sister-In-Law bonding I didn't know Canterlot was going to set off Bugpocalypse 4...

You know, I just thought of something, but I'm not sure if it was discussed or not...

Anyway, here I am working on Variolus practice... for reasons, so I started remembering facts about her. Like stealing the Titan Magic, for example, and then I thought of something else.

Spiderlings.

All the Changeling's of Sciddy's Hive were Spiderlings, named that because they ALL used their Hive's brand of magics.

So... the idea popped into my head... Does that mean that after Variolus stole the secret of Titan Magic and her Hive clashed with Chitty's... Does that mean that there was a battle of Giants? Two Titan sized Queens facing off with opposing Giant Changelings clashing all around... Did we discuss this? Cause wow.

>>27210505
Mhm... well I only have this to say...

QUICKLY BOND OVER THIS! USE THIS! HAVE THE RAMPAGE OF THE TITAN QUEEN AS A BONDING EXPERIENCE! YOU CAN'T SURVIVE THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH SOMEONE AND NOT BOND! DO IT! DO IT NOOOOOOW!

OOCO NC
Unless, you know...

>???????
"???????"

~~~~~

>Sleep, my little Strangelings...
>Let your dreams take wing.
>One day when you're big and strong,
>I will be a Queen...

>I've been self-exiled, persecuted,
>Left alone with no defense.
>When I think of what that BRUTE did
>I get a little TENSE!

>But I dream a dream so pretty
>That I don't feel so depressed.
>'Cause it soothes my inner Sciddy
>And it helps me get some rest.

>The sound of Chitania's dying gasp!
>Her daughter squealing in my grasp!
>Her companions mournful cries!
>That's my lullaby

>Now the past I've tried forgetting,
>And my relatives I could forgive...
>Trouble is, I knows it's petty
>But I'd hate to let them live!

"So you've made yourself some... 'Lings' who'll chase Chitty up a tree!"

>Oh, the battle will be bloody, but that kind of works for me.

>The melody of angry growls!
>A counterpoint of painful howls!
>A symphony of death, oh my!
>That's my lullaby!

>Mother is gone... but I'm still around...
>To love these little lads.
>Till they grow to be my killers,
>With a lust for being bad!

"Sleep, ya little termites! Uh-- I mean, precious little things!"

>One day when you're big and strong,
>I will be a Queen!

>The pounding of the drums of war!
>The thrill of their mighty roars!
>The joy of vengeance!

"Testify!"

>I can hear them cheering!

"What a day to die!"

>Payback time is nearing,
>And then my Hive will fly!
>Against a blood-red sky!
>That's my lullaby...!

No sleep with a head full of Changelings, makes Schmoe Joe something something...

>>27208979
That is the problem. You see Gwen? That is Celestia if we kill one canterlot pone.

>>27210232
>She sees outside
>All demapaperpwork

>>27209573
Or bringing the army to kill your enemies but 'forgetting' to mention that this is your fault.

>>27207579
She has only acted in self defense. Even her initial rampage was her trying to continue the fight between her and Chrysalis' mom.

>>27210553
It was brought up, nobody but the Queen's knew the ability. Chitty tried to teach 13 but she could not pull it off or learn it due to being so weak, and varry wanted all the power for herself

>>27210841
Ooooh this song, I haven't listened to that song/watched the movie in forever. Also, NO! NO NO NO! You can NOT bring her in, I refuse! REFUSE I'll admit though, you did catch my interest with some of those lines. BUT NO! The first one was bad enough!

>>27208979
>Who cares
Do you not remember what happened to Gwen when we killed some of her unnamed soldiers? Soldiers who 'didnt matter'? No. Hell no. We take shit too far in that we have to see a certain happening play out through everyone with eyes, and I'd rather not go through that again. Not rather, I won't.

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>>27210935
Well that was Chitty teaching 13, what about Chitty's mom and the rest of the Hive? Actually I guess it doesn't really matter anyway, but it would have been cool.

Also I made another thing! I found a nice EQG guide, fiddled with it and the first thing I ended up with was Chitty. Probably the only one I'm gonna do EQG style of anyone but I though it would be neat, cause I'm sleep deprived and loosing my marbles.

>>27210991
Cute!

She is a cute!

And the rest of the hive did not know that was a plot point. They outright said that the war was just for show between them it did not matter who won the small fight, whenever the queen finished up she was going to just go over there and turn the battle anyway.

>>27211027
And then ponies killed all the grunts and then Chitty killed all the ponies in the village

>>27210991
THAT'S

NOT

REAL

THICK

>>27210924
Like I said, we would only care if a Character cared.
>>27210972
Oh I remember, I didn't care then and I don't care now.

Honestly, what bothered me was how caught up on it everyone was, I stayed silent but man I was like, what a bunch of 'niceguys' and I mean that in the WORST possible way.

Death happens, either through sickness, old age, or tragedy of some sort. Like Kaiju rampage for example, but you guys are a bit too squeamish for it apparently. We should be able to handle a little death as long as its not any 'A-C Tier Characters'.

Any D and F Tier Characters should be fair game to be 'murdered' for some story time with bad vibes but will make dealing with it a growing experience. As long as it's so sporadic that it only happens when needed and/or appropriate, like a city devastating event... like Chitty! She was at most a High D-Low C level Character for the sake of a neat story when she showed up, but we decided not to kill her. I was for it, just saying.

During that time she's been upgraded to a Tier A-B during that time. Killing her off now would create waves that can't be matched by any no name.

Now someone like say, the Tier F "Cantie 3" who doesn't even have a name, blast him/her to pieces! The only ones who will care are the other A and B Characters that actually give a shit about them, like Celestia.

Me though, couldn't care one bit and anyone who does just doesn't want to stain their precious Characters with death. Well I can tell ya, this world isn't as nice and white as you might think, need I bring up Sombra and 'The Brigade' again?

>>27211074
>During that time she's been upgraded to a Tier A-B during that time.
I fucked that senctence up somehow... Fixing.


During the time from then, till now, she's been upgraded to a Tier A-B.

>>27211074
So basically we'd be fucking fine if Chitty just went on a murder spree and we wouldn't really punish her as a character?

Fuck off

>>27211092
But we need death if we want to be treated seriously. If she doesn't kill anyone how will we be able to make our main heroes angst ridden and vengeful?

>>27211092
Treat it like dragon ball. The entire population of earth was killed at least 3 times, it really helped the bad guys cement themselves with their increased collateral every time. Despite the heroes attempt to fight in a barren desert.

>>27211113
So then, we should have it, but then reverse it totally at the end of bring everybody who died back to life?

>>27211074
That is by far the dumbest way of looking at Death in story I have ever seen. That is just plain outright moronic and desperate in order to feel validated against a really unnecessary aspect of the story Kama a way to feel serious without actually having to back it up with the story shops that actually require the weight needed. That right there, that's just dumb

>>27211102
>But we need death if we want to be treated seriously
Ah, no we don't. We haven't before and we don't now. I honestly wished I'd never written about Gwen's soldiers dying, it was just something I figured had happened; she might have become a totally different character and not been forgotten for the longest time thereafter.

>>27211132
Yeah, pretty much this.

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>>27211092
Did I ever say a single thing about her getting off scott free? Geez man, understand what you're reading, you're reacting without reading this shit through and actually thinking about it.

Think of it like a Godzilla movie, people are in those tanks and jets that get destroyed, do we care? Not really, their deaths improve the tension and show the struggle to win! Now if a main human character dies, like the it fucks you up inside, but it makes the movie good, bittersweet, but good.

Then you have what happened in Godzilla VS Space Godzilla, with Major Akira Yuki is trying to get revenge on Godzilla for killing his buddy in the 89 Godzilla Movie.

What I'm trying to get across here is that taking something from this world, will always give something back. Sometimes it will be good, sometimes it will be bad, but something is always returned. You and everyone else are just pansy, I love you guys, but you're pansies.

Also, FUCK YOU!

>>27211132
Well only sunset had a get out of death card so, permanent death. But if they are nameless we can replace them instantly with no issue AND we get free reign to kill the bad pones.

>>27211142
>FUCK YOU!
Baaaaad DMC flashbacks...

>>27211152
I'm sorry, I mourn with you.

>>27211140
Her character before was Hate lings and scared of 2.

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>>27211160
>scared of 2

I just remember that!

>>27211160
And she's not much different now, except for REALLY hating Chitty and her few funny moments with PD. Those deaths did nothing but further hate, there was about an iota of growth, and probably in the wrong direction.

>>27211132
>That is by far the dumbest way of... ... That right there, that's just dumb

No you!

But seriously it's not, I've oversimplified it, but that's basically how it is when you don't want to kill off any Main Characters, but don't give a shit about rarely used Side or one offs/no names.

>>27211067
Her extremities are roughly twice as thick as any EQG... IS THAT NOT THICK ENOUGH!?

>>27211142
Scuse ME if I'm the only sonnuvabitch here to give a shit about collateral damage and the common joe having to live and die through this godforsaken power level war

>>27211216
No midsection, no fucking deal

>>27211216
Thicker! THICKER!!!

>>27211243
But she's meant to be buff not muff!

>>27211233
The princesses will deal with that shit, you should only be caring about how they feel about and deal with this, also your common joes are the ones who caused this shit in the first place!

>>27211281
You have a bit of a point there, you can't really feel anything positive for an idiot who digs there own grave

>Did I ever say a single thing about her getting off scott free? Geez man, understand what you're reading, you're reacting without reading this shit through and actually thinking about it.

Okay, so now instead of her getting off scot-free, you are actively making it so that she is going to be punished / and or persecuted because of this action, which removes the entire attention of the story which is that this is all the story of a misunderstanding and a complete mess up on the main characters part, it isn't Justified. That's the point of the whole story, none of this is Justified, none of it was supposed to happen, and the fact they keep escalating is a bad thing. Furthermore, a key point of this story is that it's not her fault, even accidentally, and that the damage keeps upping is wrong.

So essentially you would remove all the ambiguity, all the tragedy of misunderstanding, all the fault on our main characters part, and remove that potential development so that we can kill off a couple guys. A couple guys you admit we won't care about. That's just it, you want to kill some random people and... yup.

Actively making the story worse and removing a lot of what makes it unique in this series, to kill off some random guys you admit we won't give a shit about.

Yeah, we are not pansies, we just know shit when we read it.

>>27211284
I never once said that we SHOULD you asshat, just that we can and shouldn't have to feel bad or ashamed of doing it in the right setting. If you can read shit, how did you not see that?

>>27210991
She looks way too adorable to kick my ass.

>>27211316
Zing~!

>>27211281
Ah yeah I forgot every single pony what lived in Canterlot once they drop outta the womb are shareholders in Pony Rockefeller Inc. and regularly eat the poor and dindus for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, tea, dinner and supperwith custom annealed plstinum cutlery while torturing the living leftovers with their custom ordered killbots.

Middle classes? Working classes? Ponies who are just trying to get on with their lives hoping they won't squashed by the MOTW/FOTM badguy? BAAAAH they don't exist at all! So lets blow the whole place to hell!

>>27211074
.. did you just exactly describe why us killing off one shot or single appearance characters is a bad idea without actually intending to? And why you are method of killing off nonames is actually detrimental to the story as a whole and cheapen the concept of death because nobody will give a shit about it unless it is a very specific set of characters, moving it away from its current state where even grunts getting killed has ramifications that last the entire series?

There's no way you intended to shoot yourself in the foot so hard.

>>27211316
>I never once said that we SHOULD you asshat, just that we can and shouldn't have to feel bad or ashamed of doing it in the right settin

Okay, you keep sliding back with "I didn't say that exactly!" Everytime someone brings up a flaw in what you're sayjng, and it's jumping out hard here.

Someone points out you're saying nobody will give a shit about the characters dying, so then the ramifications to Chitty will be nill, but no you're not saying that.

Someone else points out that right now it would actively remove a lot of important story elements and tension if we do force Chitty to kill someone now, and it would be forced, but no, just because you said "I never said she should get off Scott free!" Doesn't mean you meant that.

But to address the other point you probably don't mean, yes, you should feel bad about resorting to killing off no named bystanders to bring tension in the story, especially in an event like this. If you totally didn't mean this particular event like you didn't mean the other stuff? Then maybe it's best to save the argument for when it would be appropriate. Here, it would just drag the story down, and actively make it worse by reducing the mistake towards Chitania, remove the fun of the mechmoth battle, and remove the tension because we care about what's going to happen to the characters, not some deathwanking.

>>27211342
Ah, I see where you're coming from, and will point out that the Middle Class and Working Class aren't the common folk in Canterlot, they are more than likely the minority there. The common folk in canterlot, your 'average joes', are rich bigoted snobs that have does kill bots you mentioned.

And did I mention blowing this place up or making this situation worse? I'm just saying that killing and death is fine, not here maybe but its fine. As for the destruction, don't look at me, I'm not the writer of this arc, i have no say in how much destruction this causes. I never mention blowing anything up in the first place, I don't see why you're trying to make a point with it.

>>27211342
I do that so much from time to time, its a bit of a gift actually, almost like I'm doing it... on purpose... hmm self sabotage?

>>27211409
>Okay, you keep sliding back with "I didn't say that exactly!"

I never once said "I didn't say that exactly!" I said "I didn't say that." The first is me saying I didn't say/meant something in a certain way. The other is me flat out denying that I said something. I never once said in any of this discussion that we SHOULD kill someone for shits and giggles. Scour my previous words put them in front of me if you find anything that out right says we SHOULD kill someone. If you find it, I will shut up right now.


>Someone points out you're saying nobody will give a shit about the characters dying, so then the ramifications to Chitty will be nill, but no you're not saying that.

'I never said' anything of the sort, I just said I don't care about nobodies, and you shouldn't care about nobodies either. They're nobodies! I never said that the ramifications will be nill, I just said I wouldn't care. Our Characters will though, and they will have something to say/do about it, but again, I never said that we should kill anyone. Just that I wouldn't care if a nobody died.

1/2

>>27211443
Fuck you

I'm gonna write these "nobodies" that you can't give a shit about you heartless cunt

>>27211409
>>27211443
>Someone else points out that right now it would actively remove a lot of important story elements and tension if we do force Chitty to kill someone now, and it would be forced, but no, just because you said "I never said she should get off Scott free!" Doesn't mean you meant that.

Again, I never said to kill anyone, just that death happens and I'd be alright with it. You guys are focusing on her killing someone, and that apparently I wrote it down that "CHITTY SHOULD KILL SOMEONE!" or something like that somewhere, I can't find it, but apparently you see it. And it would remove those story elements that you mentioned but I never said she should do it, just that I'd be ok if she did.
Also, I wrote what I said and I said what I meant. You're reading thing reeeeeally weirdly.

>But to address the other point you probably don't mean, yes, you should feel bad about resorting to killing off no named bystanders to bring tension in the story, especially in an event like this.

No I shouldn't, you might, but I don't. I have no feelings invested into nobodies. Throw the Cakes into there, right smack dab in the center of this, and then I would but only for them. But since they are part of the group I would have to care about the well being of everyone there because they were there.

>If you totally didn't mean this particular event like you didn't mean the other stuff? Then maybe it's best to save the argument for when it would be appropriate.

Agreed, I think that's whats causing the issue, right argument, wrong time to be having it. Everyone seems to think I'm talking about the story at present instead of just in a general since of everytime form before till way later.

Here, it would just drag the story down, and actively make it worse by reducing the mistake towards Chitania, remove the fun of the mechmoth battle, and remove the tension because we care about what's going to happen to the characters, not some deathwanking.

Completely agree.

>>27211459
I am a heartless bastard, I agree, but only to people I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! If I know you for more than a day, then alright I care.

But I don't know "Cantie 1" from one story form "Cantie 1" in another. So once again, no feelings for Nobody. They don't have a body, not even a name. Can't feel anything for no one.

>>27211459
If you write about these nobodies, they will more than likely get a name, and thus a body and they wouldn't be nobodies anymore. Any attempt you make at this wouldn't be effective unless you did it in narrative and didn't focus on anyone. But that would only make me feel something for the mass of 'people', not a singular no body.

Umm, not to rock a settling boat, bu just to point it out, any deaths done by Chitty wouldn't take those story elements away, they would be changed to a darker tone but still remain. Not only would this make her a 'bad guy', those deaths wouldn't be on Chitty's head, but on Rarity's. That guilt would force her to confess or cement her position as worst princess, especially if dash doesn't mention anything about how things went down. Shed get the blame for this and there would be no way to fix the Chitty situation ever. But like I said, it doesn't take them away, it just takes the story into the grimdark. That's not really our cup of tea, but there IS something down that road, a crap ton of Rarity development, but from a very bad and dark place. Hell you could even take her wings maybe.

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>>27211722
>This post.

Losing her Princesshood over a colossal fuck up, one that has potentially high death toll, damn even Twilight didn't fuck up that bad when it came to Chitty. But you're right about the development part, she'd be in a very bad place, and the only thing I can see her doing to make up for it is by embodying her element and doing EVERYTHING to fix this. From the clean up, to the reconstruction, basically it would be a self imposed Blueblood Punishment times ten. And that IF they didn't give her a punishment, besides taking her wings to begin with. Damn that would be a very dark turn of events.

>>27211754
Hey~! I drew that!

>>27211722
Yikes. Like holy shit, that's bad, I'm so glad we're not actually going down this route.

>>27211754
>>27211771
Like I said, not a cup o tea

>>27210991
>>27210232
INTO THE WIKI THEY BOTH GO!

>>27211969
Oh hey, you made it early today!

>Lyra
“Berry”
{???}
~~~

>Yuh huh…

{Grrragg rraaahhh.}

>Yep.

{Grrrugghh…}

>Wow.

{Grragghhhg!}

>Oh no!

{Grrrraaghhh gru gragh!}

>I mean, probably!

{Grraang… grrguggug… grraaaagghghhhh… GRAGH!}

>Alright, alright! You win!

{Gragh!}

Click.
Stompstompstomp.

>Phew… okay, who gave that bear a gun, and what was he saying?

“Are ya’ shtuuuupid? He wash sayin’ ya’ were gonna rape me casuh ah can’t conshent.”

>Did-Did he actually say that?

“Sha fuck should I know, I’m drunk!”

>…what happened to this town?

>>27210934
I don't think you get it. We keep going, I want Chitania to go on a rampage, but she has no reason to. Let's just make ponies shoot first and blame ponies. Chitania broke stuff, but it's not her fault because she didn't start it, so it's okay.

>>27212321
Again it isn't they shoot first it is they shoot and won't stop until she stops them. Like the last time this shit came up the fault for the destruction doesn't go on the one who would die if she just stopped, it goes to the angry mob and army that decided shoot first ask questions later is a good idea. The only one exempt Is Celly for actually trying to de-escalate. Dash was until she decided to point the guard at her.

>>27212335
So you're proving my point?

"Hey, let's make ponies be the one that started it and in fact escalate it, so that Chitania has a reason to rampage."

That's our go-to writing pattern and up there with "let's send them to the Crystal Empire." The next time we make Chitania ramage again, I'm going to predict that it's because we made ponies start shit again. It's practically a meme now. Who started it and made it worse? Ponies. It keeps happening time and time again.

>>27212523
Yeah, that is a very unsettling cycle. I get it was for the 'lulz' in the beginning but can we, like, try something new? Maybe make a stray Diamond Dog start the next catastrophe or something?

>>27212523
It literally is a meme lookit >>27207579

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but food comas are magic!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!'"
Spirit hooves towards Luna.

[Salutations.]

>How goes the conflict against the Dream Eaters?

[Lately there's been a lull in the attacks. We're not sure what to make of it yet. However, there have been reports of kids not waking up and we are currently investigating it.]

>Did you hear that, DT? If you don't be good, the monsters are going to gobble you up! Nomnomnom

'Hardy har har. They'll have to meet my friend TBDRLIATU then.'

"Did you try entering their dreams? The ones that don't wake up, I mean."

[Of course we did...the kids aren't there.]

>Whoa, what do you mean?

[As in, we enter their dreams and their consciousness is not there. When we dive deeper, there's no recognizable pattern for us to act on.]

"Scary"

Luna's horn starts glowing.
[Excuse us. We must respond to this. Sweet dreams my little ponies.]
A door appears and opens.
[And keep an eye on your little one.]
She leaves.

'Psh, I'll be fine. I don't need you girls to be my foalsitters.'

"But I was a foalsitter."

>Hey, I was a foalsitter too actually!

>"*gasps* We're the Foalsitters club!"
Hoofbump.

'Sometimes, I think I'm more your foalsitters.'

>Could we be seeing our next case? Keep tuning in to find out! Say bye girls!

They all wave.
>"'Byyyyyye'"

>>27212890
Intriguing....

>>27212558
S-Anon world built us a Daimond Dog city, use that maybe?

>Donut Joe
“Guard”
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>Man, am I glad I got chineighs, you know? Really gotta get out of my comfort zone more often. Can’t just be donuts all the time you know! I’ve got to mix it up, take chances, try something new and crazy!.. You know what? I’m getting mexicolt tomorrow!

“That’s going to be hard.”

>Oh? Why, is it that popular?

“It was.”

>What happened?

“…”

>…

“…”

>…What?

“Are you serious?”

>About what?

“Did… did you really not notice that?”

>Notice what-HOLY SHIT!

“…”

>WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?

“…”

>…It’s been here for a while, hasn’t it?

“You didn’t try chineighs, did you?”

>Well, I mean, I never said it was food… but it was relaxing?

“Damn it, this is my favorite donut place too…”