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Nightly Scilight Thread #99

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''Top 10 Slice of Life Animes" Edition

Previous thread: >>27124513
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ

Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com

Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.

The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"

Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times

Notice
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We are almost there
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When will Nyx be in Equestria Girls?
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>there will never be another eqg beakgup drawing
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>>27180940
Reminder that Frienship Games has a better animation than DBSuper.
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>>27181011
>SUPER SAIYAN BLUE KAIOKEN
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>>27180940
dibs on no lesboshit
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>>27180940
Pinkie looks like she is on a drug trip.
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>>27181019
you're wrong
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>>27181016
Even though I think that the series has been shit since the beginning of it I must say that that moment was pretty cool and made me recover a lot faith in it.
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>>27181065
Honestly, I agree. It just seemed silly.
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>>27181050
you're wrong
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I want my fucking r9klight, it's the only thing that can save this cancerous asswart of a general.
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>>27181201
This. This so fucking much.
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>>27181201
>>27181329
I was thinking on impersonating him and shitpost something like:
"Just wait for the 100th thead :^)"
But then I remembered that my folder of Tomoko reaction images is in my computer and I am too lazy for that.
Even then, I am pretty sure he will post there.
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>>27181472
Meh.
I may still post it tomorrow.
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Let's get some more midnight
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Twiquest repost your shit!!!
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>>27182618

>>27179714

Most recent update here. If any of you haven't gotten to vote, reply to this post and it'll be counted towards the next update!
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>>27182751
Vehemently deny everything. Loudly.
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>>27182751
or you could say that someone sent you a sext to your number on accident
using the word sext makes me feel like a 45 year old who is going through a midlife crisis
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>>27183292
>still no threesome with sunset and both twis
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>>27184121
>you will never hug a twilight this cute
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>>27183187
What this grandpa said is okay.
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>>27180940
RD is a huge slut in this picture.
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>>27185864
She wants you to come inside.
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>>27185864
This
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Rainbow is the kind of. Girl who would rape spike and call twilight sick for letting her
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>>27179714
>Immediately, cold sweat breaks out across your neck
>Easy, Twilight, you can explain this
>Just say that someone accidentally sexted you!
>Or maybe you were harrassed by Principal Cinch, and that's why you left Crystal Prep?
"I was accidentally sexting Principal Cinch!"
>Wait, that didn't come out right
>The girls jaws drop
"I m-mean... uh... j-j-just kidding! It's j-just a picture I accidentally sent... I mean s-someone accidentally sent me!"
>"Uh..."
>Applejack looks at the other girls
>"Well, that's mighty unfortunate, sugarcube."
>An awkward silence settles over the seven of you
>Moondancer starts tugging on your sleeve, giving you an idea
"I, uh... I need to go t-talk to Moondancer! Yeah! Important c-club business!"
>You grab Moondancer and practically haul her out of the cafeteria
>Despite being so damn skinny, she's pretty heavy
>The sweater must add a lot of weight
>You collapse with her in an empty hallway, still sweating
>Maybe you should get better about deleting pictures from your phone
>Especially pictures of your mom's crotch
>Next to you, Moondancer is still sulky
"Everything alright?"
>She lets out a little *hmph*, and turns away from you
"Moon?"

[1/2]
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>>27187575
>"I d-don't like those g-g-girls."
"Why not? They seem really nice."
>She shrugs
>"I j-just don't. B-b-besides, you've already g-got me, right? Why d-do you need more friends?"
>She slumps against the wall, sliding down to sit on the floor with her knees tucked up under her sweater
"They're not *just* my friends, Moondancer. They can be your friends too."
>"B-but I don't want other friends."
>Moondancer grabs your arm, fingers sinking into your flesh
>"I o-only want you."
"Uh..."
>The bell rings, singing the end of the period
"I gotta get to class, Moons."
>She doesn't let go
"Moon?"
>"I want you to p-promise me I'm your best friend. Better than th-those other girls."
"Moon, seriously."
>You try to pull away from her, but she clutches you with a wicked strength
>"P-promise."
>The bell rings again, as if to emphasize that you're about to be late

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
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>>27187673
Tell her you promise and head to class
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>>27187673
kiss her you fool
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>>27188087
that's gay
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>>27187673
Invite her to skip class with you
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>>27188201
I disagree you are still new here and we dont want to have a bad reputation
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>>27188087
t h i s
h
i
s
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Twiggle is getting a chapter book
Will you make peace with your shekels for a hardcover copy?
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>>27188612
I might
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>>27188612
>Sparkly
Almost thought it was a typo.
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>>27188612
will they kiss at the sleepover
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>>27188612

The surprise is that they just came back from a Mexican dinner. Dutch ovens for everyone!
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>>27187673
Tell her you promise, with sincerity, but make her promise that she will try to be friends with the girls
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>still no new sperglight
>maybe he'll return for 100
>b-but what if he doesn't?
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>>27189627
Then we call him a faggot.
He is OP, he should know that by now.
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>>27189627
He will
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>>27187673
Give moonie a firm squeezin on her fat NEET bottom and tell her she's just as important to us as our hot af mom
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>>27187673
put on the friendship bracelet then kiss her on the cheek
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>>27190170
>>27190250
these two but without the ass grab
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>>27190388
>>27190250
>Keeping the spoilered bit
I'll accept it
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>>27190250
does moonie love kisses
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>>27190388
I agree if you man
>>27190660
gotta keep her a little spoiled after all we don't want leave
>>27190962
I do not know I am not the writer I assume so
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I BELIEVE IN YOU EQG
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>>27191384
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG
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>>27191384
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EQG
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>>27193852
Godesses doing lewd things
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>>27194344
I think we need more
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>>27195047
What a evil qt 3.14
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>>27187850
>>27189582
>>27190170
>>27190250
>>27190660
>>27190388
>>27187575
>You reach into your pocket, pulling out the friendship bracelet and buckling it over your wrist
"Moony, I love you just as much as I've ever loved anyone. Even my mom."
>"I d-don't want to just b-b-be like anyone else. I w-want to be your favorite."
"Alright, Moon. I promise, you'll always be my best friend. But you have to try to make other friends too, okay?"
>You give her a kiss on her forehead, and Moondancer lets out a breathy squeak
>"B-b-b-b-but I d-don't want to make other friends. I only w-want you."
>She gives you one final squeeze
>"C-come by my lab after school later, okay? P-p-please don't go hang out with anyone else."
"Alright."
>"P-p-please come see m-me."
>She finally lets go, looking forlorn as she watches you sprint off to class

>Your next class is "Social Economics," with Ms. Treehugger
>You have absolutely no idea what "social economics" is supposed to mean, but apparently it's required for all students
>So, here you are, sitting around in a cramped classroom, waiting for the teacher
>Finally, a dreadlocked woman in her mid-twenties saunters into the room, walking as if in a trance
>"Good morning, eveyone~"
>Her voice is dreamy and sing-song, as if a 60's psychedelia band were about to join in with her at any moment
>"Welcome to Social Economics. The class that's all about you..."
>She takes a deep breath, savoring the moment

[1/2]
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>>27195353
>"There's not gonna be any homework in this class, so don't worry. You're just here to relax, and talk about yourselves. Anything you'd like to discuss with the group, just let it out, alright?"
>She gazes out across the rows of students with this static, dreamy smile
>"So... who wants to go first?"
>She waits for someone to speak up
>Even as the minutes begin to creep by, she doesn't seem to have any trouble waiting, just sharing that same patient grin with the rest of the class
>Seated in the back of the room, you could probably do whatever you want to pass the time
>You've got a phone full of people to text, and plenty of other ways to entertain yourself besides that
>Or maybe you could be the one to break the silence?

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
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>>27195384
This could be fun.
Talk about your brother, the soon to be cop.
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>>27195384
Talk about your mom

fail to conceal your lust
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>>27195422
>>27195482
>You let out a tiny cough, and Ms. Treehugger immediately glides over to your seat, carrying the scent of incense and spring leaves with her
>"Ms. Sparkle? You have something to share?"
>How did she know your name?
>Eh, you suppose she just double-checked the attendance list really well, or something
"I, um... uh..."
>What can you talk about?
>Your mind spins Wheel-of-Fortune-style through multiple topics, and eventually lands on your older brother
"My, uh... Shining Armor, my older b-brother... he's about to b-become certified as a police officer in the C-Canterlot area..."
>"Far out! That's awesome, man."
>She pats your shoulder
>"Your mom must be so proud! She's got a genius-level daughter, and a strong, brave cop for a son!"
>Ms. Treehugger sits on your desk, waiting for more
"Y-yeah... my mom is r-really proud of me... she's really awesome..."
>"Yeah? And what is it that makes her awesome?"
"W-well, even after I k-kinda lost all my friends in gradeschool... and n-never had anyone who r-really liked me, or even t-tolerated me... she was always there. Even wh-when everyone -- even my teachers -- w-w-were disappointed in me, or m-making fun of me, she w-w-was always there."
>Treehugger sniffles, wiping a tear from her eye
>"That sounds amazing, dude. You're a very lucky girl to have such a good mother, you know?"
"I r-really am. I d-d-don't know what I'd have done if she wasn't there for me. Wh-whenever I g-g-got lonely, or wh-when the other k-k-kids made me feel horrible, she'd take me to th-this park by our house."
>"Yeah?"

[1/2]
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>>27195855
"It wasn't the nicest place. Just a lake, playground, and this tiny trail. But sh-she'd watch me climb on the j-jungle gym, or she'd walk with m-m-me on the little path, and w-we'd just talk. Afterwards, she'd always b-buy me something to eat from this little concession stand they h-had, and we'd just w-watch the squirrels, or the birds, or the s-snow. No matter h-h-how bad I felt, those d-days always cheered me up."
>Treehugger sniffles again, wiping her eyes with the tip of one of her strands of dreadlocks
"She's j-just so amazing. Really the best m-mom I could ask for. And she's so beautiful, too. Like, gorgeously b-b-beatiful. Every time I l-look at her, I just feel so w-warm inside, and s-s-so full of life. I w-w-wish she c-could just hold me f-forever, and--"
>You realize that the class is now staring at you
>Immediately, the temperature of your face raises thirty degrees
>Ms. Treehugger, meanwhile, looks like she's about to weep
>"That is so, so sweet."
>She wipes her eyes, then lays her tear-stained hand on your shoulder
>"You know what? You should call her right now. Let her know you love her, man."
"Uh..."
>"Come on. You said how much she means to you. You need to let her know, right now. She deserves it."
>Everyone is watching you expectantly

What do?


Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
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>>27195893
do itttttttttttt
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>>27195893
>>27195911

No breaks on the dykeshit train
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>>27195920
This
Dykes are the way
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>>27180940
So, Anon's was there any green that did a story about the girls learning more about the magic of friendship and how it works?

I had a gem of an idea that the whole friendship thing would only work and gain power while they have meaningful interactions that trigger when they are in tune with their virtue.

How do Anon's here view it?

I know that in its ultimate form with shape changing and power blasts it looks like a wizard dun it, but I think the magic of friendship is far more subtle by making those around the virtue bearers more amiable and less likely to be disharmonic.

That leads into my theory that instead of blasting things to death the elements instead infuse a raw portion of friendship into those who have gone so far that they become a danger to everyone else.
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>>27196328
I dont think there was a story like that here
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>>27196270
>Dykes are on the way into the trash can
fixed
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>>27197029
Rude
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>>27197084
Truth hurts.
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>>27195893
Just do it.
Don't let your feels be feels.
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>>27197124
But its not the truth
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Is bullylight kill?
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>>27197583
Hopefully not
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>>27195893
tell her she's currently at work but she can't get calls right now
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Does sunset manipulate twilight into having fun? What does she make twilight do?
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>>27196669
Keke'd hard

>>27197771
This pls
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>>27195911
>>27195920
I support these.
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>>27196669
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>>27198364
What is she doing with that cucumber?
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>>27198494
Demonstrating
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I want to comfort a sad twilight and help her through her hard life
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lewd twilight
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/24/1138967__twilight+sparkle_explicit_nudity_shipping_blushing_equestria+girls_princess+twilight_vagina_anus_bedroom+eyes.jpg
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Where is Crusaderlight
feels like forever since the last update

also TwiQuest where are you
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>want to write
>dont have the energy to write
writefags how do you do it late at night, when there are writefags that late
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>>27200719
determination
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>>27200719
My love for writing, and knowing at least one person wants to read my thing c:
Thank you nonnies!
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>>27201302
Why cant there just be a EqG spinoff series
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page 9
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>>27181019
For once this would be something new.
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>>27200894
If only I could read moonspeak
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>>27203027
It says
>sexy
>pretty
>cute
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>>27200095
I'm still around! I unfortunately don't have as much time to write as I used to, but I hope to continue Twilight and friend's adventure to the Holy Land some time soon!

Also considering writing something special for thread 100, though I don't know what.
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>>27203254
That's not moonspeak.
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>>27203349
>trixie's cutie mark is a moon
>trixie is speaking
>therefore it is moonspeak
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Where is twiquest
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>>27195893
>>27195911
>>27195920
>>27196270
>>27197135
>Well, there's not really much else you can do, is there?
>As embarrassing as it is, letting all these people down would be even worse
>Besides... you'd kinda like to hear Velvet's voice
>Treehugger watches, practically bouncing with anticipation, as you take your phone out of your pocket, flicking through your contacts
>And, of course, the underwear picture is the first thing to pop up
>Again
>You look up into Ms. Treehugger's face, waiting for the disapproval, or the disgust
>But she doesn't seem perturbed in the slightest
>"Well? What are you waiting for? You're gonna call her, right?"
"Y-yeah..."
>You collapse the picture, hoping to avoid another accident like this in the future
>A hush falls over the classroom as you dial, and then hold the phone up to your ear
>It rings a good half-dozen times, and for a moment you start to think Velvet might be busy
>But she picks up, her voice unmistakable in its warmth, despite the tiny distortion of the phone speakers
>"Twily? What is it, dear? Something wrong?"
"Uml, n-no... nothing's wrong..."
>"Then why are you calling? Shouldn't you be in school, sweetie?"

[1/2]
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>>27205681
"I am. I just, um... I wanted to s-say..."
>Treehugger leans in, holding her breath
>You can almost feel the tension in the room, your classmates' sudden interest in your relationship with your mother slightly unnerving
>"Wanted to say what?"
"I w-wanted to say I love you."
>Your mom falls silent for a moment, surprised
>"Oh. Well, I love you too, honey."
"Y-you too."
>You cough
"I mean, uh... I j-just realized I forgot to say that this morning, and, uh... I felt k-kinda bad. You m-mean a lot to me, and I sh-should you let you know that m-m-more often. So, y-yeah..."
>"Aww, Twily."
>Velvet sniffles, and you swear you hear her choking back a sob
>"That's so sweet."
>You hear another sniffle, followed by a pause
>"You know, we should do something tonight, to celebrate you starting a new school!"
"Oh, um... I m-mean, it's n-not really that big a deal..."
>"It is a big deal! I've got a daughter worth being proud of, and she's about to start a newer, better chapter of her life! We definitely need to celebrate! So, what do you want to do?"

What do?


Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Maternal love
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>>27205733
Call upon the Elder Gods for the confidence to confess your dark, oedipal desires in front of everyone, making you the coolest kid in the classroom,
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>>27205786
This
The occult is always a good option
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>>27203325
/pol/light
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>>27205733
Take out [Maternal love] from inventory and cherish it.
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a rare dykeshit appears!
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>>27206345
Topcunt a shit
A SHIT
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>>27206367
Why would you insult purple nerd's lover like that, Anon? You're hurting Twilight's feelings.
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>>27206288
To be quite honest, my brother in waifuism, this would be something new and I'd read that.
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It's time for a VOTE.

The grand council of /nst/ puts YOU in charge of writing the next big thing. Which dykeshit do you focus on?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10068068
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Is there a green about Twilight Velvet or Cadance helping an awkward Sci Twi explore her body and relive her stress?
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>>27206431
But thats not her lover
Its a girl who was always rude, rough, and dumb
You need to be nice to twilight
You need to be gentel to her and help her when she needs it, instead of hurting her
And you need to understand the imporance of her experements and what they mean to her

Topcunt cant to any of them

Also topcunt would call her egghead all the time and I am pretty sure twilight wouldnt like that
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>>27206541
>No option for Twilight X Moondancer

What are you, a fag?
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>>27206551
oh fuck.

MISTAKES WERE MADE
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>>27206619
Wake me up
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>>27206551
>no option for no lesbo
>this doesn't make him a fag
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Where is the boringlight i need my dose
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>>27206719
The wedding should be on thread 100
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>>27205733
They could go to the cinema and watch "Masked Matter-Horn Civil Dispute".
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>>27206847
But we need the Elder Gods’ approval so we can have a fire orgy with our mom and the harem! CTHULHU MUST BE APPEASED!
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>>27206866
But Anon, people shouldn't know that kind of thing.
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>>27206943
Clearly you’ve never had a TRUE saturday night.
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>>27206943
>people
Twilight isnt your regular person
She knows this stuff
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>>27206967
>>27206956
Anon 1 and 2, I am talking about the people in class, normies, if you would like to call them that, they will think we are weirdos and bully us.
Besides, we can do lots of lewd things in a cinema.
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>>27206998
But if we don’t confess no one will be willing to let their freak-flag fly and ask to join the passion cult!
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>>27207011
>Share your mom
Disgusting.
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>>27207063
Sharing is caring anon
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>>27207063
For Cthulhu, Anon, for Cthulhu.
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>>27206847
I second this.
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>>27206847
>>27206866
Why dont we compromise
We use cthulhu to convince velvet to take us to the theaters
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>>27207102
>Elder god cum on my momfu.
Pic related.
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>>27207188
This

>>27207192
The word you’re looking for is Okāsan.
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>>27207188
>>27207121
>>27206847
This seems good.
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>>27207223
>>27207293
See together we can figure out the best option
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>>27207302
>>27207293
Working together~ Solving the problems~!
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>>27207302
>>27207314
As long as there isn't any cum on my mother, it's okay.
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>>27207314
Cthulhu is proud of us and Twilight
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>>27207339
>>27207331
What if it’s our cum? WHAT IF WE USE CTHULHU TO CREATE DOPPELGANGERS OF US SO WE CAN FEM-BUKKAKE ALL OVER MOM!?
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>>27207364
No cum.
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>>27207383
What if its twilight's cum
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>>27207490
>>27207383
It’s what I’m saying! Get like, 20 Scitwis to sploosh all over Velvet
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>>27207509
>velvet is literally drowning in interdimensional-twilight pussy
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1) Scilight is a nerd!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!
4) Scilight!
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>>27207529
Y̵̦̪̓ͨ͆͡E̸̷̤͓̼̲͍̘̬̬ͦ͂S̤͂ͫ́̄̎̋ͯ̚̚
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>>27207545
You miscounted
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>>27207557
mcbain.png
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Trixie is Twilight's best friend
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>>27205733
Invite your one true friend Moondancer to your house for your favorite homemade dinner!
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>>27207545
5)She's not Moondancer so she's shit :^
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>>27208275
I guess you could say this is going to be SHOCKING.
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>>27208542
6)Moondancer only wants to be like Twilight so your "fact" is invalid and voided
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>>27208542
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>>27205733
>elder gods
Perish the thought.
We are invoking a celestial choir to aid in our attaining of the diving booty that is our mom
And moondancer
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>>27206543
I need this.
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>>27208542
:^)
I love you.
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>>27208959
>if I pull the glasses off, will you be blind?
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>>27207188
>>27205786
>>27206194
>>27205733
>You begin to sweat, and a quivering nervousness wells up in your chest
>This is it
>The chance to finally act on your feelings for your mom
>Your knees begin to wobble, and your tongue feels too thick to speak
>Closing your eyes, you pray to anything that may be listening to help you
>Just one chance...
>You only need one chance
>A frigid, heavy sensation settles on you as the tendrils of some otherworldly presence begin to creep into your skull
<< w h a t _ d o _ y o u _ d e s i r e , _ c h i l d ? >>
"A ch-chance with my mom. I j-just want things to work out for us. I n-n-need her to know how I f-feel about her, but I d-don't want her to... I don't w-want to ruin our relationship... I'd d-die if she s-s-stopped loving me..."
<< r e q u e s t _ g r a n t e d >>
>Something begins to burn on your chest, the feeling quite akin to what you'd imagine getting a tattoo would feel like
<< t h i s _ m a r k _ s h a l l _ s e a l _ o u r _ c o n t r a c t >>
"Contract?"
<< w e _ w i l l _ e x p e c t _ t r i b u t e _ i n _ d u e _ t i m e >>
"O-okay. How does the m-mark help?"
<< u s e _ i t _ o n l y _ o n c e>>
>The voice in your head pauses for a moment
<< o n l y _ o n c e , _ i t _ w i l l _ s h o w _ y o u _ h e r _ t h o u g h t s >>
>Show you her thoughts?
>Just what exactly are you dealing with here?

[1/3]
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>>27208959
I love you too Anon! <3. While I may be dead relative to NST I still miss you faggoots! (Currently here just for TwiQuest.) Back to non-name fagging!
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>>27209716
>Quickly as it came, the presence departs
>You're left in front of the class, still on the phone with your mom, with barely a second having passed
>"Twily? What do you want to do?"
"Um... c-could we go to the movies?"
>"The movies? Sure! What would you like to see?"
"Um... you know that cartoon I love?"
>"No Twilight. The piles of Power Ponies merchandise that cover ninety percent of our house have gone completely unnoticed. Of course I know!"
"W-well..."

>By the time class ends, you have plans to see "Masked Matter-Horn Civil Dispute" with your mom at six
>It's supposed to be the best Power Ponies movie yet!
>Apparently, Matterhorn has to make decisions that will greatly affect the pony lawscape!
>Treehugger pats you on the shoulder as you head out
>"Hey. I wanted to say I'm proud of you, man."
"Yeah?"
>"Totally. Not a lot of people think to let their parents know how much they care. Some don't ever get that chance, but..."
>She glances away, coughing
>"Yeah, dude. You did good. Take care of your mom, alright?"
"I will, ma'am. I definitely will."

[2/3]
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>>27209741

>Let you know her thoughts, huh?
>You stop by the bathroom before lunch, heading into one of the shower stalls and stripping off your top to check out the mark
>It's surprisingly simple: just a single, staring eye
>Still, you can't help but feel a little... perturbed
>You've never been one to doubt the existence if the supernatural (even if it's scientifically illogical, it's just too cool NOT to believe in!), but still...
>To be touched by an Old One, that's some serious shit
>Still, don't lose sight of the objective, Twilight
>You need this date to go well tonight
>So, you need to break out this baby at the exact perfect time
>Though, you suppose there's nothing to stop you from using it on someone else, but why would you waste such an incredible power on anything other than fucking your mom?
>Wait, it sounds kinda weird when you say it like that...
>"H-hey Twilight."
"Gah!"
>You whirl around, finding Moondancer peering through the shower curtain
>Immediately, you cover your exposed breasts
"What are you doing here?"
>"I f-followed you."
"I know, but why!? Can I get a little privacy?"
>Moondancer frowns
"I j-just wanted to m-make sure you w-w-weren't going to eat lunch with s-some other girl..."

What do?


Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Mark of insight
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>>27209796
Oops, that last line should have been in greentext, as it was Moondancer's.
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>>27209796
Sacrifice her to the Dark Gods in thanks

KALI MA
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>>27209796
Show her your cool mark you got
she might know something about it
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>>27209796
Have consensual sex.
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>>27209796
Repent your sins, abandon witchcraft, and go on a pentinent crusade to remove kebab from the holy land. It's the only way to save your soul.
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>>27209796
Calmly explain that we were just masturbating and ask if she'd like to help.
Also attempt to use『Maternal Love』
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>>27210539

umm no how does wasting the Mark help us fuck our mom?
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Laaaaaaaate night post!
The pastebin for Friendship was Unexpected has been updated!
http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
And there's going to be a new episode this Friday/Saturday!
I'm excite c:
Dot if you're out there, this pic is literally me when I'm updating
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>>27210551
I guess I misread. I don't know where Maternal Love went, but I guess the Mark replaced it?
Or an error on GM's part
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>>27206551
Twilight x Moondancer is obviously the top stop, this poll is for the runner up since a poll for the best best ship would be such an obvious win.
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>>27210623
I mean, if I'm forced to choose lesbian relationships, yes, that is what I would choose. But I'd still prefer Twilight x Anon because she's my waifu.
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>>27206288
>"I know there is a portal that opens to another world"
>"But the real question is....How are the jews involved?"
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>>27210692
>straightshit
are you gay?
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>>27209796
"Why would I eat lunch in the shower?"
>"I d-don't know. J-j-just wanted to m-make sure you weren't with someone else..."
"Well, I'm not."
>"Oh."
>Moondancer seems to sink deeper into the confines of her sweater
>"So, um... w-what were you doing in here?"
"Masturbating."
>Immediately, her face goes as red as her hair
>"Th-that... in the s-s-s-school shower? Th-that's so lewd."
"Yeah. But hey, no one ever comes in here."
>You lean back against the wall, letting your arms drop down to your sides
>Impossibly, Moondancer's face goes ever redder
"You wanna help me?"
>"H-h-help? I, uh... uh..."
>She's sweating badly now, large beads of nervousness trailing their way down the bridge of her nose
"It gets kinda boring, always doing it by myself. You wanna help me out?"
>You unbutton your skirt and begin to slide your panties down
>Moondancer starts to shake
>"I... b-b-but... w-w-with another girl, th-that's... s-s-s-so lewd..."
"Yeah? Is that a no?"
>"I... I've n-never... especially n-n-not with a g-girl... I d-don't know how to..."
>She backs against the wall, eyes wide and her whole body quivering

[1/2]
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To answer one Anon's question: some items in the inventory appear only temporarily, to demonstrate an important character moment having transpired. Maternal Love was one such item, representing that Twilight and Velvet are now slightly closer.

>>27212845
"Yeah? I mean... you could learn...
>You step out of the privacy of the shower stall, walking mostly-naked toward Moondancer
>The closer you get, the more frantic she becomes
>"B-but... w-w-with me? N-n-n-no one ever... n-not with me... no one w-w-wants to... not w-w-with me... th-this is... eep..."
>Her eyes trail up your body, lingering on your breasts
>She gulps
>"W-w-wait! Th-th-that mark!"
"The mark?"
>All thoughts of imminent scissoring momentarily forgotten, you peer down at the eye peeking out from the center of your chest
"You've seen it?"
>She nods, wiping sweat from her forehead
>"Y-y-yeah! It's s-s-supposed to be a m-mark of the Old Ones, in Victorian oc-c-cult practices! I've r-r-read a bunch about that kind of stuff!"
"You have?"
>"Y-y-yeah!"
>Moondancer finally starts to calm down, glad to have an excuse to focus on something other than incoming sapphic lovin'
>"I c-c-can show you! If y-you just come down to m-my lab with me..."

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Mark of insight
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>>27212877
Join Moondancer in the lab, let her run some tests, convince her through dark pleasures to join you in the service of the Elder Gods.
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>>27212877
Put on your clothes, follow Moon and kick some elder god ass to recover your freedom
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>>27212045
yeh
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>>27212921
>>27213020
These, but try to convince her to show the goods
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>>27213390
How good are her goods
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>>27213583
Good enough to involve in an incestuous orgy with our mother… and Cthulhu.
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>>27212045
Are you?
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>>27213583
Good enough to kill an Elder God.
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>>27213650
Can girls be gay
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>>27213780
Technically speaking, yes. It's just called a different thing for some reason.
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>>27213768
You can’t kill the Elder Gods, just like how you can’t kill dreams and ideas.
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>>27213790
Homosexual women actually called themselves lesbians while men choose to use gay in the 20th century. It probably had to do with the fact that calling a woman gay meant that she was a prostitute around that time.
Pretty funny stuff.
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>>27213987
But you can get a lobotomy and make them go away forever
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>>27214042
You haven't understood the idea of Lovecraftian: these dreams are shared by every living being. You ca't "lobotomize" them away.
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>>27214042
Actually, lobotomization creates a vacancy that allows those from beyond the veil to take up residence within your husk of a body. In fact, part of a summoning ritual for welcoming and Outer Being into our world is through scrambling the brain of the sacrifice/vessel.
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>>27213987
You can actually kill dreams and ideas.
Ritalin and EST can do wonders about those two.
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>>27214079
Those make you less aware of your mind’s inner workings, but you cannot silence the voices nor snuff the lives of the Elder Gods
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>>27214102
But I have a question for you
Do the elder gods exist or are they characters from fantasy
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>>27214115
To paraphrase a cenobite: Fantasy to some, Horrifically real to others.
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>>27214144
Only to pussies
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>>27214209
Do you dream of the moaning geometry too, anon?

Isn’t it beautiful?
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I want to see a story where twilight is in love with a masked matterhorn character and spends all day reading it
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>>27214236
I had a dream of my wife, she was dead, but it was alright.
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>>27214396
Years later an app is created with a Masked Matter-Horn interface.
The green could be called ''Her''
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>>27214590
I forgot one word in my post
It should have been
>and spends all day reading fanfiction
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>>27214576
Did she speak to you? If you don’t mind me asking.
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I had a dream with twilight once
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>>27216024
moonie a cute
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>>27212877
Push Moony for sex THEN go to her lab.
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>>27216842
this
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>>27212877
Totally unrelated to the quest:
Yo, Chronos, do you know if Jeff is going to update the Warhammer pastebin?
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>>27217067
Why did you quote the quest guy then? Anyway I have no idea because he's super busy. We didn;t even have our mid week short game this week so he's clearly over his head. Just be patient little Anon!
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>>27217067
The guy running the quest is me, not Chronos, lol.

And yeah, I'll update it after the game this weekend. I've been insanely busy with a new play, work, university, and fencing, so I've only had time to focus on one writing project at a time.

But it'll be updated soon.
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>>27217152
Kek.
I am an idiot, when Chronos posted earlier in the thread I got confused and thought he was the one writing the quest even though I now you were the one who made the poll for the clubs.
I was even thinking that you two were sharing trips.
I'm just gonna kill myself now, sorry
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>>27217269
It's okay nonnie, everyone makes mistakes c:
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Late night bump. Goodnight nestea
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>>27218186
Night anon
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>>27217152
>Jeff Mancum was doing the CYOA
Is there anything you CAN'T do, senpai?
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>>27218186
I always thought that the correct pronunciation was enestea
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>>27218620
He is talking about the warhammer quest
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This is a reminder for everyone
Many of us are writing a 5 post one shot to celebrate thread 100
Many of us, including myself would appreciate this
You can prewrite it or livewrite it but start thinking about what you want to write about
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>>27219331
>Post number 300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9yAV8uQ7g
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>>27208550
Its a bloody mess, thats for sure
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>>27219331
Yay 100!
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>>27181472
>>27181329
>>27181201
Just wait for the 100th thread :^)
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>>27219379
Anyone ready for M.U.P.P.E.T. One shot when we finally hit 100? That's a thing I'm going to write for you guys.
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>>27219636
Yay!

>>27219609
>mfw that is actually eqg
>mfw eqg will write
>mfw everything will be good
>mfw I have no face
>mfw its just a shitposter
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>>27219609
>beats audio
Nothing but the best for eqg :^)

>>27219636
Glad to hear it, chronos!
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>It never ends

>>27218819

Its kinda of an inside joke now
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>>27219927
How goes it Puffy?
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>>27219927
That is a great Puff
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>>27219609
Kek, I wrote >>27181472
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>>27219085
Check the trips, fagget.
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>>27219745
It may be a copycat of the copycat shitposter, or the real deal.
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>>27219963

Just paying a small visit to celebrate the 100 thread maybe write something as well[ /spoiler]
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>>27220401
Really excited for it
I missed you
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>>27220401
Been a while since we've had you here, you were always an awesome drawfag.
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>>27212877
>>27212921
>>27213390
>>27216842
"Oh, yeah! You have the book on you?"
>"I h-have a digital library on m-m-my computer downstairs. Got a c-couple hundred thousands books downloaded already."
>At the words "a couple hundred thousand books," the moisture level in your crotch area quadruples
"Then let's go!"
>You re-dress yourself, and Moondancer leads you down towards her lab

>"I've b-b-been building the c-c-collection for a c-couple years now. When I s-started school here, I m-moved everything into the basement's system."
"That's awesome!"
>Moondancer glows with pride
>"The school's n-network speeds aren't great, b-but I set up a simple b-b-botnet to cue a f-few dozen new torrents every day. So it k-keeps growing..."
"Can you get me a few books? I've been looking to expand my collection on Jacobian Mechanics texts."
>"Y-yeah! Definitely!"
>Moondancer skips ahead, grabbing ahold of your hand
>When you reach the place, she's practically vibrating with excitement, hands shaking so badly she has difficulty getting the door open
>"S-so, you've seen the l-lab... it's n-n-not much, but..."
"I dunno, I think it looks pretty great."
>Moondancer looks like she's about to melt
>"G-g-great? I m-mean... y-y-y-you know... I t-try my best, I guess..."
"Looks almost as great as the girl who owns it
>She lets out an embarrassed squeak, her blushing cheeks visible even in the darkness of the basement

[1/3]
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>>27220729
>"I... y-y... m-mnah..."
>You pull her closer against you, cradling her body against hers in the darkness
>So close you can feel her heart hammering in her chest
"So? You gonna pull that book up?"
>"Y-yeah... r-r-r-r-r-right here... ah..."
>You wrap an arm around her stomach, palm resting against her slightly-pudgy tummy
>With quivering hands, Moondancer locates the file, pulling up grainy scans of some ancient, yellowing text
>"H-h-h-here it is... it's a t-text dating back to the mid-nineteenth c-c-centur-- ah~"
>Your hand slips beneath her sweater, to press directly against her clammy skin
>"T-Twilight... what are you..."
"Shhh... just keep reading..."
>"O-o-okay... b-but..."
"Shhh. I'm your best friend. You trust me, right?"
>"Y-y-yeah... b-but this is w-w-wrong..."
"What's wrong with it? I'm just showing how much I like you, Moony..."
>"Mmn..."
>You nibble on her earlobe as your hand trails up her belly
>She's wearing nothing beneath the sweater, allowing her sweaty, plump breasts to sag against her chest
>You cup one in your hand, giving it a firm squeeze
>Moondancer sucks in her breath, trying to read
>"Ap-p-parently, b-back in Victorian-era England, this c-c-cult of Satanists un-e-earthed what they th-th-thought w-were Sumerian prophecies... g-guh~"
>You lift her sweater up, baring her breasts to the dusty basement air
>Meanwhile, your other hand heads for the hem of her skirt, trailing up her thighs

[2/3]
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>>27220771
>Meanwhile, your other hand heads for the hem of her skirt, trailing up her thighs
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>>27220771
>Your fingers have to worm their way through a *lot* of hair before they finally reach the hot, slippery contours of her vagina, but when they do, you quickly slip one in
>Moondancer grits her teeth, a tiny squeal of pleasure escaping her lips
>"The p-p-prophecies s-spoke of a child w-w-with incredible potential, wh-wh-who would violate the natural order, c-copulating with their mother and p-perverting the sacredness of maternity, ef-f-fectively resetting a-all life on earth. Th-th-they would become the avatar of the Ereshkigal through a c-c-contract... oh m-my God... T-Twilight, that f-f-feels..."
"Keep reading."
>"Th-they would become h-h-his avatar on e-e-earth through a c-contract... and her d-desires would lead to the d-d-d-destruction of the sacred motherhood... and r-r-return the earth to primordial cha... chao... chaOS OH MY G-G-G-G-GOD!"
>A torrent of slime squirts out between your fingers
>Moondancer curls up against you, shivering
>"Th-th-that was... th-that was..."
"Shhh... you did good..."
>A world-ending prophecy, huh?
>So some Ancient God out there really does want you to get with your mom?
>Well, at least you've got help...
>Muffled by the walls of the lab, you hear the bell ring, signaling the end of lunch

What do?

Current Inventory:
-School Books
-Three random Power Ponies issues
-Toy Shuriken
-Phone (Mom, Gilda, Mane5)
-Friendship bracelet
-Mark of insight
-Moondancer's vaginal fluids
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>>27220818
Continue the conversion process, we must be sure that Moondancer is dedicated to the cause.

Also, mix juices and have Moonie lick our fingers clean; we have to be certain that she becomes our thrall.
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>>27220818
Eat her juices and kiss her
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>>27220818
This is going exactly as planned. Convince her to join you and your mother in your pursuit to throw the world into the throes of dykeshit
Or just eat her out till next class
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>>27220818
Moondancer can't have ALL the fun! Friendship is about sharing! Make her reciprocate the dykeshit!
>>
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>>27221742
>Scitwi
>Large Breasts
I OBJECT!
(Also this thread needs to get to bump faster... Need muh 100 already!)
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>>27221742
L-LEWD

>>27221798
Lets all shitpost
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>>27221847
>Shitposting
>NST
>EVER
I would never dream of disgracing this golden example of a thread with SHITPOSTING!
:^)
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>>27222111
[shitposts externally]
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>>27222149
Tumblr edition.
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>>27222149
short hair twi a cute
so cute that it kills every man who sees her and twilight is forced to be a lesbian
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>>27222272
>27222272 is 27222272 backwards
>mfw
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>>27220946
This.
Also she need to cut some of her hair imo...

>>27222272
>>27222297
...So check'd?
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>>27222336
sure Twi can cut her hair
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Hey JC are you updating tonight
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>>27222336
>>27222384
We need Moondancer to eat the combined juices so she can be our pleasure
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I really thought we'd hit bump limit today, I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow...

We gotta make thread 100 last until Sunday guys!
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>>27222500
yeah this thread seemed a bit slower than usual
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>>27222409
Tomorrow, familia!
Scilight and the 5 dy- I mean... Friendship was Unexpected episode 17 tomorrow night, at real Midnight hours c:
A character we've seen before returns!
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>>27222546
>tfw you will never be cucked by Sunset

It's a pretty good feeling, actually. Because I don't think I could compete with a real-life Shimsham for Twilight.
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>>27223515
>spoiler
this
sunset is someone who gets what se wants
I would like a sunset but I dont think I could compete with someone like her
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>>27223596
>two alpha mares getting it on with each other and ignoring you completely
I don't want this feeling
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>>27223693
or you could be a shiningwho is not into incest that supports your sister
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>>27223819
>you will never be Shining
>you will never come home from work one day
>you will never hear your sister making out with her girlfriend
>you will never go to your room because you are tired
>you will never hear it louder because of thin walls
>you will never masterbate to the idea of those two kissing while you hear them

>you will never feel disappointed in yourself for doing that
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>>27180940
I haven't been here since Traplight ended. What happened since then? Did EqGWritefag ever come back?
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>>27224366
EQG killed herself by eating only paper for an entire week. The paper cuts got infected and she died.
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>>27224366
a bunch of stories
but a lot of us are expecting EqG, OP, and a few other writefags to return on 100
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>>27224384
I don't buy it. That doesn't sound like R9Klight levels of suffering.
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>>27224399
the infections gave EqG space aids and super cance, but since EqG is also the emperor of mankind and cannot die she was placed on a golden throne
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>>27224412
>She
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>>27224437
>People don't fall for this anymore.
Meh, it was good while it lasted. Maybe I forgot to post one " :^) "
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>>27224682
We really just built up ressistance to shitposting
Even a while back when someone would shitpost we would look at it logically and explain it to them
But when its a really small thing we ignore it because we shouldnt care about what 1 random anon thinks
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>>27224764
I should clarify the last part
When I said we shouldn't care about what a random anon thinks I meant that we have different opinions and ideas and we shouldnt care if its different
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>>27224815
Aww its like they are sisters
Weird sisters but still sisters
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>>27224764
Oh, anon, that's a lie and we both know it. I know it because I was here when the thread was born until September (And there was a lot of shitposting back then) and then I came back in Jan 1st to a thread with less content (Not greens just dank memes) riddled with shitposters.
While it has clamed down in the last few months, people will always respond to shitposting.
I will just link the failure of my ironic shitposting to my lack of practice into mimicking my senpai correctly.
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Well shit. I guess I can't really announce a triumphant return, but I can promise that the 100th thread will feature:

1. The Traplight threesome I promised fucking forever ago

2. The BoringLight finale

3. Maybe some weird oneshots or something, I dunno
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>>27224851
I see you sre that anon
Well its like what I said we built up a resistance so you need to find a new way to shitpist
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>>27224901
Thank you great Jeffo, lord of cocos and lesbian stories
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>>27224901
I can promise I will do nothing until Sunday and then make some half baked Muppet posts!
Just like old times :^
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>>27224901
I promise nothing.

But give everything.
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>>27224904
Do you see >>27224941 Chonos knows how to create the finest of shitpost, he is a master in his art.
And no we didn't built up shit I just got worst at doing that.
Also I promise to post as some witefag and say "WAIT! DON'T POST! I'M GONNA DUMP!" at least once.
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>>27224991
Thats a gif I havent seen in a long long time
Same with the picture of that badass with the eyepatch
And the dates match up too
thought you would comeback on 100
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>>27225020
Well, people bought in when I wasn't even trying. How unexpected.
Sorry anon, I am just an anon who likes to create dank shitposts and collect Tomoko reaction images.
If I was who you think I am I would have already been banned, poor man can't shitpost without getting banned for doing it.
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So, anons, we have 2 anniversaries this year: first for the 100th thread and second our one year anniversary on July 2nd. Pretty great.
Also now that I check desu I made the threads 6, 7, 8, and 9.
We will make /nst/ dank again.
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>>27224901
I promise smiles and a comfy one shot!
c:
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>>27225193
Make /nst/ dank again
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>>27225193
>we have 2 anniversaries this year:
Wouldnt it be three
>100
>one year of nst
>one year since friendship games
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>>27224991
Wow. I just came here to have a good time and HONESTLY I'm feeling really attacked right now!

:^)
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>>27225194
wait wait wait wait wait wait
Is BoringLight ending?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>27227482
I hope its the marriage
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The new episode was god tier
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>>27227482
I mean... Maybe?
Ask Jeff, family
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Reminder for anons to try and write for thread 100
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>>27230156
oopsie
still I hope he reads it
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>>27231990
Whats that look for discord
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So Chronos, when do you exactly plan to post on Sunday? Midnight? Early morning?
I am asking so we can shitpost this thread into oblivion to do 100th in Sunday.
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>>27233421
As soon as I am fully awake and not busy... so basically any time :^
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>>27233509
any time would be good
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>>27234068
ILLEGAL SHIMMIGRANTS
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>>27210579
>people saving stuff with my dumb filenames
I like you c:
Though to be honest I find sitting on a bed like that uncomfortable after a while. Chairs are better.

Happy 99th thread /nst/. Bullylight coming in a few minutes, as soon as I secure something to eat. Can't wait until the day we upload our minds to the cloud and dispose of our hungry meat vehicles and what little privacy we may still have.
http://pastebin.com/P9vZyjpq
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>>27234276
fuckyeah
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>>27234276
Yay more bullylight!
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>>27234276
Hey Dot are you doing anything special for thread 100?
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>>27234500
I don't think so. I've spent a lot of time on the computer writing or pretending to, and I want to take a short break. I have some rare stuff from two months ago that I spent hours looking for and I haven't even watched or read any of them.

Though of course, if we're all gonna write for the 100th thread then any random post could be mine.

>captcha: cars
>Doc Hudson photo appears
>choosing it says it's wrong
I just don't know anymore.
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>>27234276
>She comes through the hallway with her gaze set on the floor, trying to avoid visual contact with anyone as if her life depended on it.
>How the hell isn't she at a special needs school or something? Does her mom hates her or...?
>Nevermind. If she was any smart she wouldn't even be behaving like an autist. That's just asking for trouble.
>You walk down the steps in skips and walk to meet her.
>Seriously, if after years on being picked on she still doesn't get the hint then it's because she likes it.
>She glances up when you're just two feet from her, and though she stops you immediately skip to her side and wrap an arm around her shoulders before she can do anything else.
>She jolts when you touch her.
"What's up Sunset? How are you?"
>She looks to the side, away from you.
>For goodness sake.
"Hey, I asked you a question," you say shaking her a little. She flinches and at least tries to give something similar to a smile.
>"I-I'm... fine."
"That's great! I'm so glad for you Sunset. I hope you stay like that," you say as you start to walk, arm still around her.
>And Sugarcoat said you were bad at lying.
"Well, I'm not as well as you, sadly. You see, I'm starving right now. I haven't eaten a thing since yesterday and I don't have money to buy a sandwich at the cafeteria... Sooo I saw you walking and I thought... Well, did you bring your lunch?"
>"W-What do you m-mean?"
>She tries to move away but you keep her close.
"Your lunch bacon hair. Where is it? I need to eat something soon. Do you want me to faint during class?"
>Well, you've had it worse and haven't fainted, but she has to know it might happen.
>"B-But it's mine..."
"Yes but c'mon. I just need some of it. I'm fine with just the dessert," you say starting to feel up her backpack for something shaped like a box. "Did you bring strawberry cake? I recall it was quite a big cake so..."
>She steps away grasping her backpack, and then looks at the floor after a moment.
>"I-I don't h...have it n-now."
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>>27234668
"You don't? Why? Are you gonna eat at the cafeteria? I don't need much. If you have a 10 bit bill there's--"
>"N-No, my... m-my mom b-brings it before l-lunch break... s-so it's w-warm."
>'Before lunch break.'
>You crackle. Oh my God, really? Can you believe...?
>Almost as a reflex you take a step towards her menacingly, but stop yourself. She, however, immediately puts up her arms as if you were gonna HIT her or something.
>You know what? You won't do that, because obviously you aren't going to force the food out of thin air.
"What a friend you are. After all I've done."
>You turn around instead and leave to be hungry somewhere else.
>Maybe Sonata has money.
>But you have what, twelve minutes left? The school is too big to look for her.
>Ok then, not a worry. Not a worry...
>You head straight to the cafeteria regardless. If you hadn't got so complacent with the easiest target you found you would have a bigger pool to get money from.
>But you don't need that. There are still other ways to stay alive.
>You get from the cafeteria a couple of packs of sugar and some of salt. As in, you steal them while the cookers aren't looking your way.
>They probably wouldn't have minded if you had asked anyway. Same result.
>You go out and sitting on a seat alone you open one of each and mix them on the palm of your hand.
>You saw something kinda like this on a book you read about a famine on China. A fiction one, but hopefully it's true.
>Sugar is for the hunger and the good taste, salt is for... 'strength', or something you guess, but it's important too. If you eat no food you eat no salt.
>After they're well blent you take a deep breath and--
>Wait, better get some water.
>You go to the bathroom trying not to spill a single grain on the way and there you throw everything into your mouth.
>Aww shit.
>The sugar does NOTHING.
>You pass it with water but the thing it's so strong it must be the worst thing you've ever put into your mouth.
>This was poorly thought.
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>>27234739
>You walk out feeling disgusted and with a few extra wrinkles.
>At least no more hunger!
>After it takes effect of course. Hopefully now the classes and the wait until lunch will become a breeze.
>Knowing how things are you're saving the other packs for emergencies only. Can't overdo it, either.
>You go to your classroom and sit in front of the teacher's desk before the bell rings, so as to not lose your place. Besides you can never trust something won't happen on the way here.
>The teacher arrives and starts the class with the 1315 France famine.
>Everything is great!
>Then about 10 minutes in, you get nauseated.
>As in, all of the sudden you feel you're gonna puke your empty guts out.
>Oh God, what did you do?
>Ok, breathe in, breathe out, you've got this...
>Breathe in...
>Shit.
"Teacher?..."
>"Yes?"
"C-Can I go to the bathroom?"
>"You had plenty of time for that Twilight. Just wait until it's over."
>Goddammed shit.
>Ignore the watery mouth Twilight, j-just keep calm...
>"Uh, I think it's serious teacher."
>Shit shit shit shit!
>B-Breathe in, breathe--
>You step up and run out of the classroom with your stomach kicking. Fuck the police fuck this shit fuck it fuck it fuck you.
>You barely make it to the bathroom alive and start puking the water you drank on the sink.
>God, it's like your stomach got tired of it's pitiful existence and decided to turn itself out to die. All with the most displeasant stench and sound possible.
>You almost collapse on the floor when it's over, but you somehow keep yourself up, sort of.
>At least... it wasn't on the classroom.
>A step up from elementary school. Heh.
>"Who's there? Are you ok?"
>You hear steps reverberating loudly through the empty halls, approaching.
>You should hide.
>Sure you can like this.
>You look back as Sunny shows up her head through the entrance, carrying a pile of books.
>"Oh, it's just you."
>She turns around to go away, as you cough and spit some more on the sink.
"t-thanks for your help."
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>>27234774
>You feel the nausea coming back as if you had yet something else to puke out, maybe an alien or a little bunny, but Sunny appears again.
>This time she sets the books down on a dry place and very reluctantly and roughly starts patting you on the back while opening the faucet to clean the mess.
>"Ok, so what's with you? Did you eat something bad or are you bulimic?"
>Ha.
"You can leave your sarcasm on the door, thanks," you say pushing her away. You'd rather not have help than be mocked by her of all persons.
>"It was a real question you dumbhead."
>She closes the faucet and goes to get you a roll of toilet paper.
>"Just drink some water so you don't get dehydrated and go home. Go see a doctor if it keeps happening."
>She leaves the roll by your side and then walks around you to pick her pile of books an go, leaving you alone once again.
>'Go home'.
>Sure. That's so fucking easy to say when you live on a manor or a château instead of a shithole.
>You take out some paper and start cleaning your lips.
>And what are you gonna do all day at home? Watch the dust settling down until your brother arrives to make out with Cadance?
>That alone makes you want to puke again.
>You wash your mouth and the sink throughly, although the taste, the smell still persists faintly, and your mouth still burns. You fix some strands of hair that came loose at some point, and look at yourself in the mirror.
>You look so pale.
>A few minutes pass without you feeling nauseous again, and guessing you'll be better now you go back to class and carry on with it.
>No one comments anything.
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>>27234805
>You throw away the packs of salt and sugar you had in your pocket, since obviously something made you sick and you're not going to guess what it was, though your bet is on the salt.
>You just can't seem to find a way to safely fool your stomach.
>The classes go by unbearably slowly, except for math that at least requires you to do things to keep you occupied instead of listening to someone talking for two hours straight.
>Really, who cares about the history of a glorified peninsula or the literature of shitty third-world countries on the other side of the wall?
>Not you, that's who.
>The bell marks the lunch break and you start saving your stuff before coming out of the room with some enthusiasm. That puking left you feeling really bad. In fact, it still hurts.
>But now you just gotta find Sunset for her to share her food with you. Food that you can actually accept into your body.
>So where is she?
>Although you take your time getting to the cafeteria, you find she isn't there yet.
>And she's not coming either.
>That's excellent. Just great. Just when you don't feel like walking around the school looking for an autist.
>The cafeteria is literally for eating. Why the hell would you do that on a bathroom instead? What's the obsession?
>Good thing you grew out of all that stuff.
>You go search for her there, looking under the stalls for some mustard-yellow legs.
>You instead find some light-blue legs.
>Sugarcoat comes out, and glares uglily at you when she sees you.
>"What are you doing on the floor?" she says taking a step back.
>You get up.
"Nothing, nothing. Just looking for something."
>She goes to the sink to wash her hands while you look under the rest of the stalls.
>"Are you tormenting someone to feel superior again or are you collecting bits so you can eat?"
"Can't you just leave me alone?"
>You find a stall that seems to be empty and with the door 'mysteriously' locked. Can't bacon sperg even think of a better place?
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>>27234838
>Well, it's not like she knows the whole school yet, but still.
>A glance from below and you can see her legs on top of the toilet, along with other stuff you didn't wanted.
>Wait. Sugarcoat, Sunset, bathroom...
>What is this sense of déjà vu you're having?
"Hey, Sunset. Would you come out please? You know can't eat in the bathroom," you say knocking on the door a few times, with no answer.
>You look around to see Sugarcoat is still here.
"I'm gonna tell the Dean you're here again."
>You take two steps before you hear muttering behind you and the door unlocking. It opens slightly, and Sunset peeks out with her box in her hand, glasses almost falling off.
"Hurry up you idiot! I'm starving."
>You grab her by the wrist and pull her out of the stall. She opposes resistance, but by squeezing a little she yelps and starts following.
>You walk at a quick pace through the hallways (running is forbidden), encountering Cadence of all persons. You do a little smile for her to see how much of a GOOD person you are and keep on your way to the cafeteria.
>The smell of... tacos greets you when you open the doors, the only thing probably worse than the grey goo that's served here.
>Though it's still better than sugar and salt.
"Ok, where are we gonna sit bacon hair?"
>You scan the place for a good table to enjoy your lunch. Fortunately it's not very crowded now.
>Once again, there's Suri having a chunk of a table for herself, along with the fashionista girl and Sour, who fortunately can't see you.
>God knows she could try to kill you with a spoon and succeed.
>But there's still plenty of space, and Sunset hasn't said a damn thing yet.
"Hey, have you...? Nevermind, why would I ask a doormat for her opinion."
>You get a fork and then lead Sunset to the table from yesterday, because why not? You do so avoiding a puddle of juice that's on the way, plus people who decided to stand up now, Indigo's table...
>She leans away from you raising her palms when you pass by.
>Idiot.
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>>27234868
>You ignore her, and pull Sunset until you're at the table pretending you didn't heard anything back there.
"C'mon, let's eat. What did you brought?" you say cleaning it up and pushing Sunset down on the seat. She for a split second looks at you before turning her eyes somewhere else without saying a thing.
>Sheesh.
>You pick up one of the boxes and open it to reveal the salad. Not... really something you'd like right now, but it's better than nothing at least.
>You pick up the other one expecting it to be the one with a piece of that homemade strawberry cake within, but instead you find an sliced apple.
>Just an apple.
"Hey, didn't... didn't you brought more cake?" you say looking at the slices. "Don't tell me you already ate it all. You couldn't have eaten it up so soon, could you?"
>She just keeps looking away with her hands on her lap, without saying a word or touching her lunch.
>You hit the table.
"Hey! At least you could acknowledge you're listening when I speak!"
>She retreats into her chair.
>"I-I'm... I'm s-s-so-s..."
"And stop it with the damn stuttering! I can't stand hearing you talk like a broken record everytime you open your mouth! Do you expect to get some cheap sympathy and pity with that?"
>She tries to get another 'I'm sorry' out as her eyes get moist and her face gets all red, but she gets stuck on the 'I' sound.
>Then nothing comes out at all, and she turns away to run.
"Wait!"
>Shit!
>You stretch your hand and barely catch her by the vest, but you're pulled against the table with enough force to blow your air out before you can tow her back, almost breaking your fingers.
>You force her to sit, and she collapses on the table to cry. Loudly.
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>>27234884
>People all around start looking at you two, especially the girls occupying the rest of the table.
>Goddammit, eating shouldn't be anywhere near this hard.
"Hey, I, uh, I was just... joking? Stop crying."
>Everyone is whispering around. Shit.
>You think of stroking her hair but you're not even sure if she would take it well.
"C'mon Sunset, everyone is sorta looking here," you say in a tense voice. "And it's your fault anyway for making me angry! Just stop crying already!"
>You see the girls you're sharing the table with have napkins, so you take them.
>You try to see Sunset's face to clean up the sure mess she is but she won't even budge her arms.
>For the love of everything, why the fuck do you have to put up with this shit? Why does something as basic as eating has to be made so hard for you?
>You throw the napkins under her hand and rub your face not knowing what else to do. You give up on this idiot.
>After a minute or two of this her weeping subsides down to a quiet sob, though you're sure it wasn't thanks to you.
>She peeks up at you from under her arms, and you sigh.
"Feeling better now?" you say resisting the urge to make more of a mess of her.
>She doesn't answer. You make sure not to get bothered lest you want to start all over again.
>All you wanted was to eat a little, is that so much to ask for?
>"Wh-Why are y-y-you... d-doing t-this?"
"What? Doing what?
>"I-I did everything y-you s-s-said, I-I d-dropped the po-p-postulation, I told no one a-about y-you... I-I d-don't know what else d-do you want, I, I-I just..."
>She starts sobbing again, and grabs one of the napkins while still covering her face.
>Fucking autist.
"Well, it's because... Because what? Do you want to be stomped on every day you're here? Like when Indigo started to kick your stuff and mock you, or like, when Sour wanted you to make her homework? That bitch is crazy, you know? You should actually be thanking me for being so altruistic!"
>You almost bend the fork in anger.
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>>27234919
"And besides I'm... I'm hungry and the food here sucks. Yeah, it does big time, but it's all I have. But the food your mom makes is really nice. Like, you can tell she loves you a lot just by tasting it... Your mom is great, you know? She makes cakes for you. You don't know how fucking amazing is it for someone to always be there. I wish, I wish mine..."
>Fucking crying is contagious.
>You take a damn napkin out of her hands and dry your eyes before anyone sees you.
>There, better.
"And you remind me of someone. That's all."
>You pick up the fork and stab the salad to eat it and be done with it firs, and then start eating the apple.
>There's something about apples that makes your stomach feel even emptier afterwards.
>You don't like them, but you don't get to choose either.
>Sunset finally raises her head, revealing a fucking mess of tears and mucus. Her sleeves are practically all wet.
>And her glasses, too. There's nothing worse than wet glasses.
>You reach into your vest pocket where you always carry one in case of emergencies, and hand it to her.
"Here."
>You finish eating the apple as she shakily grabs the cloth from your hand, and begins to wipe her glasses.
"Are you gonna eat that?" you say pointing to the big box with the rest of her lunch. She looks at it timidly, and just recedes into the seat.
>Sweet lord, at last!
>You open it up to see what's inside, only to find about half of it was already eaten.
>Whatever.
>It's almost funny how much your mood improves with just a piece of meat, sauce and rice in your mouth.
>Before you realize it you're scraping the sides of the box. There's just never enough for you to eat.
>You give the box back to Sunset, who's just looking down, and stand up to leave grabbing your cloth back.
>You realize it is wet with tears.
>Ew.
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>>27234946
So that was my poor contribution towards the bump limit. To try to use even more space, what story should go next? Bullylight is a valid option.
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>>27234995
>poor contribution towards the bump limit
it wasnt poor it was really good good

>mfw I want to punch twilight
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>>27236120
I find this picture to be very amazing.
I rate it peanuts/10
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>>27236421
it is peanuts
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>>27236669
>6669
You failed me, you aren't the REAL Donald!
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>>27236961
If only I had the improv skills to pull it off.
Also, I would love a green were the Human5 passive aggressively bully Sunset about her past and she decides to not to give a fuck about people anymore.
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>>27236961
>you aren't the REAL Donald!
its true
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Does anyone have the green of twilight/scilight using a vibrator when Shining Armor's friend walks in and she tries to hide it? I think they call rarity or something
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>>27238191
I have never heard of it
but I want to read it
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So, I keep making updates, and halfway through writing them, I find out that it's twice as long as it should be! Weird, huh?
Update in a few!
Friendship Was Unexpected!
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>Darkness
>You open your eyes and what you see does not surprise you
>The empty pocket you’re floating through looks the same as the last time
>Nothing around you but white space, and a volatile blot of ink
>Breathe
>You focus on breathing once more
>The tightness in your chest isn’t really there though, so you stop
>You sit there and watch the shifting rolling mass of inky black
<”It appears that you understand the deeper meaning of relaxing with an imbition in your heart on your sleeve.”
>...What
<A door opens in the nothingness, and who else but Discord steps through, gently closing the door behind him
<He takes a look around
<With a dissatisfied shake of his head, he snaps his fingers
>You are in a small room
>You recall, from the bookcases, the fireplace which holds your inky blot, and the large padded chairs, that this is Discord’s home
>You look down and see that you are not there
>You are in a chair, but you cannot see yourself
<Discord winks in, scattering stardust everywhere
<”I trust you appreciate a change of scenery, no?”
>You have no mouth, and you must answer
<Discord chuckles as he sits down in his chair, tea cup appearing
<”No need for panic, I’m merely changing how things look.”
<He sips as he watches the black roll over itself in the empty fireplace
>It seems smaller
<”It is. That’s mine, not yours.”
>Oh
>Does everyone have one?
<”Yes, and yours doesn’t want to play nice.”
<He chuckles, smiling extra super weird wide at you
<”A big part of you doesn’t appreciate having so many friends.”
<Sip
<”So she’s lashing out, even though both of you know she’s powerless unless you let her do anything.”
>She?
<”I suppose I’m spoiling a bit, but, you’re going to learn more this coming day, anyway. It’s coming sooner than later, so I can hint at it, no? To keep you interested?”
>The rest of your dream is quiet
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>>27238546
>>27238481
Just to clarify: this update is the usual 10 posts so I'm not up all night
I love you all, but not enough to babysit the thread for 5 hours c:
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>7 AM
>Your bedroom
>Another morning, another sleepless night
>Almost sleepless
>You groan and rub your eyes and snooze your phone
<Discord’s grin comes back and you groan into your pillow
>A crinkling makes you pause
>Your bed is covered in notes
>You passed out doing research
>Nice
>You grab a fistful and examine them
>Zecora, Adagio, Discord, mysterious disappearances, supernatural phenomenon, strange happenings in Canterlot, fortune telling
>About twenty loose pages worth of research
>Why are you using loose pages?
>That school joke is going too far
>You grab up your notes for... Zecora, and start your day off right
>Cadence popping in as you’re bent over your bed, reaching for your notes
>She snorts. “Good morning, Twilight.”
>You look over your shoulder as you pick up the material. “M-morning.”
>”Breakfast?”
>You nod, and rub at your eyes with a yawn

>“Twifam?”
>You stand upright, staring at a locker
>"Twifam?"
>"Twiley?"
>You look left and right
>Lem and Sugar
>You grin
"G-good morning."
>They both stare
>Well, Lem stares
>Sugar just rests the side of her head against your chest
>She yawns. "I have a question concerning Trixie."
"Y-yeah?"
>"You mentioned in your text that she was related somehow to your dreams and you losing sleep, correct?"
>You nod. "Y-yeah."
>Lem cocks a brow as you talk to your sleepy bestie
>"Second question: if Trixie was removed from our lives, do you think perhaps the dreams would stop or at the least, no longer prevent us from resting at night?"
"I-I guess...?"
>Sugar nods, and yawns again
>She wraps an arm around you, pushing further for support
>"Then if that is the case, I think I have an idea of what we can do. I will just need to prepare some pieces beforehand.
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>With that, Sugar departs with a half wave
>You and Lem both watch as Sugar staggers away
>You're about to stop her when Lem pats the back of her hand against your upper arm
>"So, Twifam."
>As soon as you look up at her, she's got her hands on her hips
>She looks off
>Her headphones are around her neck, but that isn't it
"Y-yeah?"
>"I was wonderin how that research a yers is doin."
>Research
>You pause and squeeze your sleepy eyes, before fluttering them open
>Stay awake
"Y-yeah..." You unsling your backpack and reach into it, pulling out some of your notes about Zecora
"I-I found s-some information a-about Zecora." You present the few pages of text you wrote yourself
>Lem takes the papers, nodding as she skims. "Tight, tight..." She hands them back and leans against the locker next to yours.
>"You uh... You getting a drive from your sister tonight?"
>You stare at her
>A drive?
>She grins and looks away. With a chuckle, she adds, "Heh, I was just wonderin if ya needed someone ta walk home with."
>Oh that's a good idea
>You nod, smiling. "Y-yeah, that's a g-great idea."
>Lem takes a half breath, half gasp, and coughs into her hand, turning away from you
>She clears her throat and grins wide for you. "Awesome, dude! We can like walk home together, and chill for a bit-" She pauses and frowns, reaching up to rub at one of her arms. "Uh, I mean unless you have something else planned. At like, home, or something."
>You grin and shrug. "Ch-chilling? Th-that would b-be pretty c-cool, but..."
>Lem frowns but then smiles again, rubbing at her arm some more. "Naw, I... I get it, it's cool."
>You nod, smiling up at her. "I-I appreciate y-you coming o-out with me t-to meet Z-zecora, though."
>She pauses, lifting her hand from her arm. "I'm doin what?"
"...Y-you, uh...." You cock your head, staring at her. "Th-that is w-what you m-meant wh-when you said w-walking together, r-right?"
>Lem blinks at you
>Her lemony yellow eyes drifts off into space
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>A smile slowly forms on her face. She slams her hands on her hips and almost explodes with laughter
>"Yup! That's what I meant!"
>She turns halfway, waving at you
>"Seeya after school, Twifam!"
>Then she's running off to class
>You smile
>Lem's such a big goof
>Heh
>Oh, if she's helping, maybe you should get Sour too?
>She was also at the carnival, and given her multiple texts she angrily sent you after learning that Trixie might tangentially be linked to your sleeping problems, you're pretty sure she'd want to come as well
>Hm
>Do you want to take everyone? While you have them?
>Six girls walking through the Canterlot ghetto might be too much
>Driving, probably, what with Indy...
>You hum to yourself
>You're positive you don't need more than just Lem and Sour, given that they both seem to be okay or better in a fight
>The downtown streets you'll be walking are safe enough, just as long as it isn't dark
>Hm... Yeah, just Lem and Sour, to prevent any undue suspicion, and then call Gleamy for a ride
>'It was research, that's all!'
>Alright, everything's all set, just have to collect Sour

>3:00 PM
>End of school
>The lab
>You haven't even entered yet and you can tell that Sour Sweet is in there
>The mumbling is loud enough to hear from this side of the door
>Occasionally, there's a soft bumping noise within, followed by a low growl
>You sort of don't want to go in there
>There's heavy footfalls behind you, offering you a distraction
>It's Lem!
>She looks a little worn out
"H-hey."
>She bobs her head. "Wassap? Ready to do some research?"
>You return the bob with a nod
“J-Just... I-I want to g-get S-sour.”
>Lem looks up at the door and frowns
>”How long she been in there for?”
>You shrug and watch as Lem knocks on the door
>Sour opens the door
>Her uniform is wrinkled and stained in places, and her hair is completely down, with one of her bobble thingies dangling in one hand
>She has an aggravated look in her eye as she scans over you and Lem
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“I-”
>”I’m fine!” She screams, clenching both fists
>You and Lem both lean away from her and share a glance
“Uh...”
>Lem reaches out a hand. “Wanna go chill with us, Sour?”
>She throws up her arms and stumbles back into the lab, grabbing her bag
>”I guess!”
>You both watch as she collects herself. She straightens out her uniform, puts her hair up again, and wipes her face with a handkerchief
>She glares at you both
>”Where are we going?”

>4:30 PM
>Canterlot park, easiest shortcut in the city because of its size
>You put away your cell phone and sigh
>Gleamy took some convincing, but she’s okay with you walking to meet Zecora
>You just had to explain that it was an extracurricular activity
>Which, by the most literal definition, is accurate; it is indeed in addition to your studies at school
>You look up at Lem
>”So yeah.”
>She’s looking at a tired Sour, who is glaring ahead as you all walk
>”That’s uh, that’s what we’re doin.”
>Sour tiredly blinks. “What do you want to learn from this research?”
“Uh...”
>She leans over, glaring past Lem at you
“W-well...”
>”I assumed it’s just cause she likes ta research a lot.”
>Lem says this without a care in the world as she looks around the trees and foilage
>Sour looks distinctly unimpressed. ”Hey, Twi.”
“Y-yeah?”
>Sour smirks. “When this big dyke said chilling, I imagined something a lot more lewd, did you too?”
>You hear joints popping, and when you look down, you see Lem’s knuckles are almost white by how hard she’s clenching
“I-I uh... No.”
>Sour snickers and pats Lem on her back. “Just a joke.”
>Lem rumbles a ”Sure.” as a response
>You look up at her
>She meets your gaze with a snarl, but sighs, adopting a more tired expression
>She looks forward again, adjusting her backpack. ”Sure.”
>Sour gives you both a weird look but then looks forward again
>You keep watching Lem
>Is she...?
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>>27238742

>You quietly stare at the internet as you listen to Sour and Lem debate about something
>Boys cartoons you think
>Apparently they’re both a fan of old little boy cartoons? Which is neat
>You almost fall over as Lem stops you short with a powerful hand
>Sour grunts, no doubt receiving the same effect
>You both look up at Lem
>”The hell was that for?”
>She extends a hand and points ahead
>Oh
>It’s Trixie
>She’s quietly standing about fifty feet or so away, glaring down at you
>You can’t quite tell from this distance, but it looks like she’s wearing a lot of mascara and eyeliner
>She’s just standing there with her fists to her hips
>No one says anything
>You put away your phone
>”Hey, Trixie.”
>You look out of the corner of your eye to Lem as-
>You double take
>Where’s Sour?
>”Greetings, Twilight Sparkle and company.”
>Trixie calmly walks forward, her hips swaying as she steps along the dirt
>As she moves closer, her two boys step out of the trees to join her
>Wow
>They both look horrible
>Indy really did a number on them; they’re bruised and battered with their faces and hands swollen in places
>Neither looks like they want to be there by how they drag their weapons behind them and they haven’t properly zipped up their new matching jackets
>When Trixie gets halfway, Lem takes a step forward, holding her fists up
>”Back off, Trix.”
>Trixie frowns and takes a half step back, raising a hand off of her hip to listlessly point at Lem
>”What, pray tell, do you you, Shadowbolt, have to oppose I, The Great and Powerful Trixie?”
>Lem grunts and shakes out her fingers once before clutching her hands into loose fists
>”Come on and find out.”
>She beckons the kids forward
>Both boys grimace and look at Trixie
>She glares at them and they both step forward, raising their weapons
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>Neither looks happy about what's going to happen, but they soldier on anyway
>"Uh... Yeah, don't uh..." The tall one looks at his hand.
>He squints and then continues two handing his baseball bat. "You don't stand a chance against the Great and Powerful Trixie, Dumblight Spackle!"
>His squatter ally points at Lem with his crowbar. "Yeah, that's right! We Snips and Snails are gonna beatcha for our boss! So say your prayers, uh... Blacklight... S... Suckle?"
>Gosh, these kids are like the best henchmen ever
>They're dumb but hard to keep down, and they're barely adults and already swearing fealty to a bad villain. Is your life a comic book?
>Lem chuckles and shakes her head. "Yeah?"
>Snips(?) pauses. "Uh."
>Snails(?) holds up his bat. "Yeah!"
>"Yeah!" Snips holds his crowbar in both hands above his head
>Lem chuckles and puts her headphones on, turning the volume up. She falls into a ready stance.
>"Then come at me, bro."
>The taller boy charges her as soon as she says it
>He has his bat raised high above his head, and the park is filled with his derpy voice as he makes ready to earn his master's favor in battle
>And Lem jabs his face
>She holds her fist there, and he halts
>When she pulls away, he falls back onto his rump, blinking and swaying
>"Snails? You okay man?"
>Snails shakes his head and scoots back, taking his bat with him
>He nods as he scrambles to his feet. "Y-yeah... I dunno wha-" He grunts, grabbing at his nose
>He groans in pain behind his fingers and his friend jumps
>"Dude, what happened?"
>Snails pulls his hands away
>His nose is swollen!
>...It was already swollen though
>"Is it okay?"
>"Looks the same..."
>"Ahem!" Trixie crosses her feet, her heels clacking together as she puts her hands back to her hips. "Stop dilly dallying and defeat her!"
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>They both look at Trixie and nod, once again turning to fight Lem
>Lem is just bobbing her head to the beat
>The two boys charge her again but this time trying to gang up on her
>They split up and catch her on both sides, swinging at once
>And, just like a few seconds before, Lem gives them one quick jab each sending them sprawling to the ground
>You watch silently
>Lem watches noisily
>Trixie watches, fuming
>After thirty seconds or so, they both stand up, leaning on each other for support
>After a full minute, Lem calls them out. "Wanna call it quits?"
>They were about to say something, but Trixie interrupts them. “You will not quit! You will continue!”
>They both look back at Trixie, rubbing at their sore noses. “But-”
>”No buts.”
>”But Trixie, she’s way bigger than us and-”
>Trixie stomps her foot, glaring down at the boys. “Do you not remember what Trixie told you?”
>They both share a look
>Trixie grunts, but smiles again, trailing a finger down her... Leotard
>Gosh, you just realized now, but that piece is cut really low, and pushes up just right to make her already decent chest look even bigger
>”Trixie promised you these, if you helped.”
>And there she is, sliding a finger across the fabric neighboring her... Skin. She hooks a finger under the fabric, tugging slightly as she slides her finger up and down along her breast, switching between showing more and less flesh each time
>You rub the sweat from your brow
>The boys are eating it up
>They both whip around and charge Lem again
>She scoffs and the boys are knocked back down
>”C’mon, I can do this all night.”
>The kids groan and rub their noses, which are now starting to look a little more swollen than before
>Snips and Snails stand up and groan, looking over at Trixie
>She smirks
>”Don’t run away now, Trixie needs you.”
>And then Trixie slides her hand down her soft belly, slowly snaking down while the other hand pulls the spandex away without revealing-
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>>27238892

>By the gods
>You look away, up at Lem. Lem’s not insane, publicly exhibiting herself for little kids
>Why is Lem’s face so flushed?
>Her cheeks are rosy, and she’s half-biting her lip
>”The fuck is goin on...?”
>Your sentiments exactly!
>”Yeah!” Both boys shout at the top of their lungs, and you snap to them
>They’re both totally stoked from Trixie’s... Whatever she did
>You really hope nothing
>You really hope Trixie didn’t flash a pair of adult tits at a pair of underage boys
>The boys which are now charging Lem once more
>She shakes her head and slides her headphones down
>”Seriously? I’m gonna end up hurtin ya at this point.”
>Snails swings his bat down, but Lem side steps, booping him
>This time it doesn’t stun him, but just staggers him, letting Lem deal with Snips, who is frantically swinging his bar back and forth
>She leads him away from you, taking careful steps as she does so
>She keeps walking, and he keeps swinging, really really fast
>She doesn’t stop shuffling back, but he starts to slow down
>At this point, Snails is up again, and charges Lem, screaming as loud as he can
>Lem slides back, slipping a foot under his ankle
>And both of the boys slam into each other
>Lem squats down and picks them both up by their collars
>With a hum, she drags them over to Trixie, dumping them in front of her, and crossing her arms
>Trixie is livid
>”Get up! Defeat this girl at once!”
>They just groan.
>Trixie groans and takes a few steps back, reaching behind her cape
>She throws down flashing smoke bombs; both you and Lem cover your eyes
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>>27238918

>Trixie grunts
>”What? Unhand Trixie!”
>Wha
>Trixie continues to struggle, and cough a little
>”Shut up.”
>Trixie grunts again, and you hear a slapping sound
>”I said shut up!”
>Trixie goes silent
>”The hell’s happenin?”
>Well said, Lem
>The smoke clears
>Sour is standing behind Trixie, holding her around the waist, close. So close that she has her chin over Trixie’s shoulder, staring over at her with dead, menacing eyes as she holds her knife up to Trixie’s throat
>Sour licks her lips and blinks toward you. Before you or Lem can say anything, she just calmly hushes you
>Everything is silent
>Sour uses her knife hand’s thumb to push Trixie’s face closer to her own.
>”Listen. I'm going to say this once and only once. If, for some reason you don't get what I'm saying, you should say so exactly after I finish saying what I have to say. Any further explanation will not be provided.”
>She inhales, licking her lips. She exhales, smiling so wide that her cheeks push Trixie’s confused face away until Sour pushes it back again, closer to her grin
>”If you ever get anywhere near my beloved Twilight again, I will cut you.”
>To emphasize, she rubs the broad side of her knife against Trixie’s throat
>It must be cold because Trixie shivers
>You must be cold, because you shiver
>She chuckles, reaching up and grabbing Trixie’s chin between her thumb and the grip of her knife. “And no it's not going to be a simple stabbing. It's not going to be a slice across the face, either.”
>Sour licks her lips. “It's not even going to be with this knife.”
>She raises it so Trixie can get a good look. You estimate it to be six inches long and polished to a shine.
>Trixie’s lip quivers. “What is it going to be?”
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>>27238967

>Sour chuckles again, nuzzling the side of Trixie’s face. “It's going to be a cleaver. A big,” her breathing becomes labored, “fat, heavy butcher's knife, used for chopping up sides of pig and beef!”
>You glance up at Lem, who looks as scared as you are. That’s not too reassuring of a sign
>Sour takes a moment to sigh, biting her lip as she thinks of expertly utilized cutlery. Then she continues. “I'm going to use that to chop your FUCKING FINGERS OFF.”
>She pulls Trixie so close to her, that you can hear joints popping as Trixie squeaks in surprise and pain
>Sour catches her calm. ”For starters. What I do after that I don't have planned just yet, but you know what?”
>Sour turns her face to Trixie. “I'm really good at coming up with plans on the fly. So remember that.”
>There’s a pause, and Trixie looks like she wants to say something, but doesn’t.
>”Do you understand?”
>Trixie slowly nods, her face contorted into a image of teenaged fear.
>”Yeah?”
>Trixie nods again. “Y-yes... Trixie... Understands.”
>Sour smirks and lowers her knife. “Then go fuck off.”
>Trixie takes a sharp breath and tries to step away
>But Sour is still holding her by the waist. “Buuuuuuut before that... One more thing.”
>Trixie gulps
>Sour presses her lips to Trixie’s ear. “If I have to explain to you how bad of an idea it is to get near my darling, sweet, precious little Twilight again, in place of an explanation proper, I will tie you to a FUCKING STREET POST and slice one of your toes off every half hour until you can recite word for word that bit about the cleaver. From memory.”
>She grins. “Which will be hard, because I’ve already forgotten it.”
>Sour releases Trixie, and she immediately grabs her boys, dragging them to their feet as she runs
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>>27238998

And that's all for this week! I hope you all liked this update, featuring someone we've seen before c:
(She probably won't be going away anytime soon)
Let me know what you think! I love hearing from you all!
Pastebin will be updated tomorrow, and posted Wednesday. I hope everyone has a little something prepared for thread 100! I'll see you there with a comfy one shot c: Goodnight, /nst/
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>>27234868
">Wait. Sugarcoat, Sunset, bathroom...
>What is this sense of déjà vu you're having?"
i see what you did there
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>"TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT!"
>A large, fast-moving, sentient hoodie attacks you from behind, wrapping you in a far-too-enthusiastic bearhug
>You sigh, putting down the latest Watashi wa Uma Desu volume, which you were actually enjoying
"What is it, Trixie?"
>"TRIXIE WAS IN THE NEW EPISODE!"
"The new what?"
>"THE NEW EPISODE OF 'HORSE PAL GOOD BUDDIES'! TRIXIE WAS IN IT!"
"No you weren't, Trixie. You say this every time you see a cartoon character with a wizard hat."
>"NO! IT REALLY WAS TRIXIE THIS TIME!"
>Before you can protest, Trixie's Cheeto-dust-stained laptop is being shoved in your face
>Onscreen, there's a freeze-frame from the latest HPGB episode, featuring a blue horse in a full wizard getup
>"LOOK! IT'S REALLY TRIXIE!"
"Isn't that horse a boy?"
>"YEP! HIS NAME IS 'TALENTED TREVOR!' IT EVEN SOUNDS LIKE TRIXIE!"
"Trevor sounds nothing like Trixie. They just both start with T's. Idiot."
>You try to scoot away from Trixie, but it's impossible to put more than a few inches between yourself and her when she gets excited
>"NO, IT'S REALLY TRIXIE! LOOK! HE HAS A COOL HAT, JUST LIKE ME!"
"Here we go again with the hats..."
>"HE ALSO DOES SUPER COOL MAGIC! JUST LIKE TRIXIE!"
"Uh huh..."
>"AND HE HAS NO FRIENDS! JUST LIKE TRIXIE!"
"Wait--"
>"AND HE WAS BORN A BOY, JUST LIKE TRIXIE!"
>You spit your drink out
"Are you serious? Trixie, that's--"
>"AND HE WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF ON STAGE! JUST LIKE TRIXIE!"
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>>27240988
I will never not love that Sunset pic

I miss Trainerlight
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>>27240824
>"AND HE WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF ON STAGE! JUST LIKE TRIXIE!"
Save the Trixies by donating to EqG's pateron
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I like my twilight how I like my coffee
It gets me out of bed every day and makes me want to kill myself less
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>>27240988
>>27241025
It's not impossible that I'll finish it... I may have tried to write more but wasn't in the groove.

As a side note, Sunday and STILL NOT 100? Damn this is slow.
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>>27241158
Lets just shitpost to hell then

I will start
>R9Klight is the best piece of fiction to come out of human history
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I want to suck Twilight's girl benis
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ILLEGAL SHIMMIGRANTS
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>>27241224
Is it weird that I find that RD really cute?
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>>27241240
Lt. Surge Rainbow Dash is best Rainbow Dash
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FILTHY
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>>27241371
>There's new ones
This man needs to never stop
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FUCKING
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500th POST GET FOR BEST PROFESSIONAL WAIFU
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>>27241412
WITNESSED
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DYKESHIT
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100

>>27241421
>>27241421
>>27241421
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End of the line post c;
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Everyone else is partying in thread 100
I'm just sitting in this sinking ship.
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