MLP General

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>filly

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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9

603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5

Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is still storytimed here!
>>26998509

UPCOMING PROMOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

607 - Newbie Dash: After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

Establish dominance with the fillies.

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Celestia episode when?
Or has this worn out old mare been put out to pasture already.

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>ohnt

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>>27046490
Shut up Captain Wrong

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>>27046493

Mare

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>>27046489

Medley IS pretty amusing!

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>cute baby dragon

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>>27046489

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Fillies love macho men.

>>27046546
Anon stop this.

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>'Don't stop at slippers and books.' A voice called out
>'Be my angel of death, Rainbow Dash.'
>She neared the beeping machines keeping the poor soul alive
>If he could be called 'alive' in his state
>"Heh, nothing personnel, kid." She whispered as she unplugged the machines

>>27046529
Yah?

MLP/Transformers crossover.

The Mane Six try to teach the Decepticons the magic of friendship.

>>27046516
When you write it!

>>27046550
Fluttershy dont, you'll get fat.

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>No probalo, Belindas. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

>>27046606
que

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>>27046606
>pepperoni

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>>27046582
Once upon a time Celestia had a huge, farty butt that pooted so hard everyone died.

>>27046634
Panka Po, the only pony to survive that gala had only one comment.

>It was a gas!

>>27046652
>she immediately expired after delivering the pun, her duty fulfilled.

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>>27046634
>>27046652

Being unbirthed and rebirthed by anthro celestia

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>>27046634
>>27046652
You people deserve horrible things happening to you.

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>night threads

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>>27046690
>night threads

>>27046675
Why.
Why is this general filled with so many awful things.

>>27046714
Ponies. They're called ponies.

>>27046676
>>27046663
I was just making a joke with the its a gas thing.

sorry

>>27046714
Ponies are a hell of a drug.

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>>27046731
Yeah, you are.
>>27046726
Hurr.

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>>27046714
Because this general is filled with so many awful people

Please remember to put your fillies away when you're finished with them.

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>>27046726
pony this, fartface.

>>27046752
I put my fillies away every time.

In the wrong cases

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>>27046747
Like you've got any room to speak on what's awful, shimmerfag.

>>27046761
>Unicorn horn sticking out of drawer
>"Anon!"
>Slight fluttering and angry pegasi noises can be heard from inside
>The earth pony seems comfy.

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>>27046754
Rainbow Dash!

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Remember to obey your queen.

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Pony is having an existential crisis again.

>>27046768
>It's cute
>but Rarity being so OOC bothers me
Why must I be autistic about this shit

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Would you a shut in mare?

>>27046803
How is Rarity OCC?

Why do you have so many fillies living with you, anyway?

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>>27046803
I don't think it''s ooc
Rarity likes to be playful sometimes

>>27046816
I just have a filly and a colt.

>>27046824
She does but to a certain extent.
She still considers herself a lady above everything else. Pouncing on someone? That's more Pinkie than Rarity

>>27046816
I'm trying to construct Megafilly

>>27046812
No, I'm gross enough as it is, I don't want to be near another shut in autist with greasy matted hair and B.O.

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habbaning

>>27046812
Depends, would she a shut in human?

>>27046837
I like Scootaloo's new haircut and horsedick.

>>27046837
He's gonna tap that.

No seriously, why are there so many fillies in your basement

>>27046835
But you can be gross unshaven greasy shutins together and she can smother you in her massive untrimmed chest fluff.

>>27046714
>That
>Bad
So I'd assume you don't want to be turned into a qt griffon and impregnated by a handsome stallion?

or become a cute filly sister to one of the characters on the show?

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>>27046834
But will you be able to tame such a powerful being?

>>27046851
I don't know, stop asking questions and drink your coke.

Owning a gun is illegal in Equestria.
But owning a pony who owns a gun is legal.

Senior engineer officer pony says that the ship can't take another hit!

>>27046917
What about pony that is a gun?

>>27046947
Please do not bother supermare.

>people still reply to the tf shitposter after literal years of him spamming the same thing over and over
what the fuck

>>27046917
FUCK THE DIARCHY

VIVA REVOLUTION

P.O.N.E. just had her futa upgrade installed.

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>>27046837

Filly accidentally drank a Potion of Linguistics. She can now learn another language, forgetting her current one.
>Spanish
>Japanese
>German
>Horse
>Russian
>Korean
>French

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>"Hey Tank, remember the time we almost destroyed Equestria?"

>>27046990
DELETE THIS

>>27046495
season 6 is a mistake
>>27046493
sonata dusk pls

>>27046991
Druidic

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>>27046690
>night threads

>>27046837
tender traps is a qt

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>>27047050
>traps

The fillies are too ripe, wait until they're ready.

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>>27047064
>tender traps

>>27047050
why are you deleted
what did you do

>>27047088
i accidentally responded to the wrong post, deleted it myself

>>27046991
pony divê têkoşîna ji bo şoreşa gelê were

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What will New Filly's cutie mark look like?

Impregnation

>>27047122
A picture of Shining Armor with a laser hole through his chest.

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>>27047104
literally die

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>>27047125
IMPREGNATE

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>>27046812
I used to completely ignore this character type because it didn't appeal to me until Floor Bored recently resurfaced, then I realized that's probably the only kind of person/pony/creature who might actually be into me

now it's all I think about

>>27047161
Oh gosh I love the round bellies with a pink hue so much

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>>27047158
BOOP THE XENOS

>>27047158
cute bug, would aim for nerve stem.

You wouldn't purge a pony.

>>27047201
How heretical is pony being?

>>27047201
If she were a heretic, I'd have no choice.

>>27047175
>anyone being into you

You wouldn't fuck a pony.

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>>27047201

ponies are for petting not for purging

Filly wants to replace your pony. She's ready to put on the helm and ascend to her rightful place in the hierarchy.

>>27047241
And love. Can't forget that ponies are for love and cuddles.

A .44 unicorn filly can usually get the job done, but a .50 caliber filly and above has a very satisfying "pew pew" sound.

I have purged all of Equestria of the xenos pony scum.

Equestria is now ready for human settlement.

Fillies filled so far in your adventure: 0 / 100

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>>27047256

Not sure if changeling

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What does the letter say?

>>27047286
>That can't be right.
>Changelings disguised as fillies filled so far in your adventure: 63/100
>ohhhhh....

>>27047241
Or heavy petting if they want it.

>>27047303
it's just a picture of butter

>>27047303
"Let me be your cocksleave"

>>27047303
http://mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters

>>27047303
>"Dear Anon"
>"stop stealing the woodland critters and cooking them. They are not food."

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>>27047241
If the pony is a heretic, then it is for purging.

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was debating with a friend who was claiming that that call of the cutie was lewder
I'm not sure I would agree, but i did find this.

>>27047303
>Dear Anon
>Your request to eat monkey heart "to gain its primal strength" has been denied
>And yes they can talk

Filly is very much for eugenics.

Please don't experiment with the fillies.

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YO FILLY

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>>27047421
just try to stop me

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>>27047421
Princess EA commands me to experiment on the fillies.
and on you

>>27047407
>I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.

>>27047407
fuck you for making me look up this terrible joke

Pony wants to cut you up some fresh fruits and vegetables, so you can stay happy and healthy!

>>27047491
I'm not eating it if isn't going to slowly turn me into a mare.

Experiments show that fillies are not water soluble. Further research will indicate their boiling point.

>>27047407
I chuckled

>Filly has learned how to control the very fabric of reality.
>She closes her eyes.
>Lalala I can't hear you you aren't here anymore lalala

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Hello, Dr. Roseluck! Paging Dr. Roseluck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6i8KhPcfLk

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>>27047440

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>>27047256
Ponies are very loving.

>>27047301
Changelings need love too, FS. In fact, they depend on love for survival.
Do not deny the changelings love.

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Body swap episode when? We already had a corruption episode.

>>27047557
I'm going to deny the changeling love until they're willing to do horrible things to earn it. Then they will truly have my love.

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>>27047564
I want an episode where the ponies act like each other against their wills, like that one episode of Ren and Stimpy where they can't stop being happy

>>27047570
changeling withered and died from neglect

you killed her anon

>>27047599
Okay.
I'll put an ad in craigslist for another one.

>>27047596

That's what I thought the Twilycorn episode was going to be but nope

changeling actually just leeched off your junk love

>>27047646
What would changeling do if all you feel is apathy?

Fun fact: 9 out of 10 fillies who are interested in talking to humans are changelings in disguise.

Fun fact: I have 10 fillies in my basement and I don't care.

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>>27047673
A changeling is fine too.

We'll all just sit and grin
The ponies will roll right in

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>S5 finale was called "The cutie re-mark"
>Glimmer doesn't use her magic to change any ponies cutie marks.
>The ponies still have their original marks, even in all the alternate timelines.

I think we're all forgetting what's important here.
But it's probably got something to do with chaining changelings up in the basement for public use.

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>>27047683

>>27047762
>chaining
They'd do it willingly.

>>27047769
Shhh shhh shhh.
Geeetthefuckbackinthebasement.

>>27047762
I want to be turned into a changeling and used as a public fucktoy

>>27047769
I'm going to do terrible things to strong filly.

Like brutally cuddling from behind and petting her in public.

>Trixie chapter book delayed nearly a full year
>going to be almost 3 times as long as the normal length of the books at 160 pages
Someone over there must really like Trixie.

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>>27047795
Who wouldn't?

Maximum over lel

http://master-dragk.tumblr.com/post/142605573884/getting-tired-of-this-shit-im-deeply-considering

>>27047808
I like the way Silver Spoon mouth feeds that other filly

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>>27047795
Do you want her to kill you?

>>27047859
Stronk filly would make a better Marker, anyway.

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>>27047827
Make him take lumineko and scorpdk if he leaves.

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>>27047827
>call someone a faggot.
>"I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET 4EVER! A BLOO BLOO BLOO!"

>Call Anon a faggot
>Get a 30 minute stream of gay stallion pictures

>>27047913
Unf gay stallions

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>>27047913
>call Twilight a faggot
>she turns you into a faggot

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pon

>>27047969
Does she do so be fucking you into a drooling mess with her newly conjured horse meat?

>Pinkie Calls Twilight a faggot
>She turns into a stallion to prove her wrong

>>27047998
I'm gonna trust her

>>27047998
Hello little filly, would you like my social security number?

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>>27046990

>>27047869
What's wrong with those two? No meming, I legitimately want to hear your opinion and facts if any.

Luna, you can't just go around and call anons faggot

>>27048036
>whats wrong with them
I thought you said you weren't memeing.
Discarded.

Horsey horses

>>27047808
Did applebloom stick her head in the oven?

>>27048061
I was asking you not to but it seems like you blew it.

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>>27048066
Fillies are very resilient creatures.

Pony says you're going to wear the collar.
And the saddle
and the panties

>>27048068
It's k, dude, liking sameface artists isn't illegal.

>>27048036
Not him but
>lumineko
Shitty JJ-worship
>Scorpdk
sameface, which has gotten really obvious recently

I'd really like to have a house pony.
Just to you know, liven the place up.

>>27048084
Am I finally going to get to be the little filly?

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>>27048106
A house changeling would be even more useful.

Are the fillies really worth it?

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>>27048094
>>27048099
Thanks for the reasoning. I can see how something like that would be grating if they've gone so long without attempting to further improve. We've come to an understanding.

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>"MUST KILL FRANK DREBIN."

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>>27047969
>she turns you into a faggot
But, that would make me a double-faggot?
And I don't think my asshole can take any more gaping.

>>27048194
You aren't a true faggot until you've prolapsed your stomach through your anus.

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>>27047969
Twilight is literally capable of mindraping an individual's sexuality. That's how she makes her ships sail.

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>>27048241

>>27048241
That is a cute pony.
I would be happy to make her a little bed next to my computer out of blankets.
And even put a heating pad in it for her.

>>27048256
Somebody should give that pony its hair back.

>>27048023
Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp___.

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>>27048270
Pony is better this way.

>>27048336
but her tuft is gone

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>>27048336

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>>27047407
This comic was exactly what I was afraid it would be.

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>>27048336
I want to rub Crisco all over her sensitive, virgin skin and have greasy cuddles.

https://derpiboo.ru/1129611

>>27048399
I don't understand this.

https://derpibooru.org/images/1129612

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>>27048360
She never had a tuft in the first place, anon.

>>27048421
I don't particularly think this is a great image, but I'd like to commend you for the fact that it's pony on pony.

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>>27048442
it begins
the historical tuft revisionism

>>27048442
>ponies don't have tufts
what?

>>27048450
I love this Fluttershy for some reason and I don't know why.

https://derpiboo.ru/1129612

>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy, even during exposure to True Love.

>>27048432
What don't you understand? It's finnish sauna

>>27048496
Now I really don't understand.

>>27048510
This is glacierclear, isn't it?

Fuck off glacierclear.

>>27048523
Finns are really into saunas to the point where it's treated like a national sport.

>>27048533
Isn't air guitarring a national sport there?

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>>27048510
what a weird pone

>>27048553
So this chart is saying ponies are cats, not dogs, and therefore cats > dogs?

>>27048526
hurrubr

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>>27048526
Don't flatter yourself.

>>27048570
Ponies are ponies

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She has acquired a taste for flesh, and now you have to put her down.

>>27047856
I think Silver Spoon would make a very good mother when she grows up.

>>27048526
Who?

Nigga I just saw a pone bending over and took a picture.

>>27048578
>two of Australia's deadliest predators developed a taste for human flesh
>this still hasn't caused concerns
>not immediately xenociding our threat to the food chain

>>27048578
Why put her down? She's harmless without canines

>>27048601
>front hooves wrapped around your sides as she stands on her hind legs, harmlessly nibbling on your shoulder and grinding herself against you

>>27048597
To be fair humans are delicious, we taste like pig. Our fat is similar in composition because it needs to be high yield for brains that need a lot of juice.

>>27048631
I really don't care much for pork.

I prefer beef and chicken.

>>27048631
huh
TIL

Eat the pony out sexually for several hours. There is no pun or joke.

>>27048618
Would make a nice awkward drawing

>>27048657
Shut up Anon. Twilight's mom aint goin for it.

>>27048665
This isn't about Twilight's mom.
This is about gauging mares in general.
My skills grow stronger.

>>27048665
She will if you make her need it.

>>27048618
I need this.

>>27048665
Nonsense, you just have to keep trying. Keep going until she gets so heated she jumps on it.

>Pinkie promises to give you sexual favors for helping her out
>she leaves a bag at your door and it's filled with tiny penis lollipops

If I gave her enough burgers would Twilight write my term papers for me?

>>27048697
Why don't we have red mares in the show

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>>27048144
Yes?
I mean, would you say to no this face?

>>27048705
go over to sugar cube corner and fuck her anyways

>>27048722
No.

>>27048710
Half a burger and she'd give you a blowjob

>>27048722
That's a pretty ugly filly. I wouldn't even give her a fingering out of pity.

>>27046801
How do we help?

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>>27048731
this

>>27048755
A child gives great purpose to one's life...

Pinkie Pie got a special letter in the mail today!

She's diabetic.

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>>27048782
i like the cut of your jib

>>27048826
>my comic is even complete
HAHAHA

>>27048834
Is it too much to ask for a "teen pregnancy" episode? I feel like that might be too much.

>>27048848
>Next CMC episode Applebloom is knocked up by her new boyfriend.

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>>27048827

>>27048827
Plot twist: she has Type I diabetes. It has nothing to do with her horrendous diet.

>>27048826
This is me except not about drawing but fucking awesome dreams

Can't even count how many dreams were like movies that I woke up without seeing the ending

>>27048827
Type 2 is reversible

>>>/trash/2248788

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>>27048895
>ballbusting
unf

>>27048871
More like someone with more seeds to fill her.
Like Big Mac.

>>27048826
I dreamt I drew a pikachu.
I didn't draw a pikachu.

>>27048895
Glad to see it's where it belongs.

>>27048916
Nah, her new little boy toy is going to be her new coltfriend, Big Mac is still for Applejack.

Reminder that ponies are not just your playthings. They're meant to be shared with friends.

>>27046546
Jesus, that's a lot of pressure to put on a baby dragon. No wonder Spike has issues.

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>>27048962
>Celestia gave a baby to a literal child to raise.
>Not because it would make a good learning experience or anything. She was just too busy to take care of it herself.
Man. These fucking comics.

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>>27048553
Actually, horses by and large prefer being scratched on their bellies, withers, and rumps.

>>27046546
Seems like the way a child would act.
I kind of suspected that Twilight's Mom mostly took care of Spike though. After all, Twilight isn't "Mommy" to him. This is an IDW comic?

>>27048940
No interests in colts confirmed by fillies.

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>>27049024
I knew it

>>27048895
disgusting

>>27049081
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck fillies

Don't

I'm going to marry Rarity!

Poke fillies

Fillet the fillies.

>>27049179
delicious

Butterfly the fillies.

Filly Tartare with a side of Crunchy Colt Chips

>>27049179
do fillies make good sashimi?

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Is this a filly?

If fillies are cuter than ponies because they're smaller then why aren't breezies cuter than fillies?

>>27049233
Gotta show us her butt to find out

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>you will never eat off the pony

>>27049270
unf featureless crotch

>>27049005
>nah that can't be true
>she had to have an ulterior motive or something
>Nope
>twilight can't go to class, cant's study, can't get any rest, near the exams she doesn't even know what classes she has and Celestia does nothing
>She's the fucking princess
>The sole ruler of Equestria
>Gives a baby dragon to a filly that needs a goddamn babysitter anyway
>She has a castle full of fucking servants, a treasury with enough money to hire every goddamn babysitter in Equestria
>nope, let's make Twilight drop out of my school
JESUS CHRIST CELESTIA

>>27049319
This is why the comics will never be canon.

>>27049319
princesses you've coached into being: 0
princesses celestia's coached into being: 2

checkmate, celestians

>>27049319
>forced single motherhood on twilight

I wish you guys would clean the futa princesses box more frequently

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Unfriendly reminder that they aren't real and never will be.

Centaur horse butts

>>27049403
I like Pinkie Pie.

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>>27049425

>>27049437
pinkie put your pies away

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>>27049425
feck off

>>27049406
I wish you would develop some taste.

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>>27049462

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Do not let your pony near alcohol.

>>27049469
Yes.
Let's taste the futa box.

I've attached a bomb to Rarity that will explode if she stops sucking dicks.
It's been three days and she has yet to notice.

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>>27049497

>>27049530
ntt please, keep it to one thread.

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>>27049482
But if ponie's not drunk, how else can I convince her to let me stuff a whole wine bottle into her butthole?

>>27049554
>>27049563
Okay I get that nudity isn't a taboo but you do see my dick half buried in this melon right?

>>27049403
>building up speed for 12 years

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>>27049582

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Lacking any citizenship rights, you are considered to be under the ownership of Pony. She is entitled to your soul and will devour it upon your death.

>>27049666
Since I'm not a citizen I'm no longer bound by their laws. I float off into space ignoring gravity as a whole.

>>27049614
>>27049614
Wait a pancake flipping second somethings not right here...

>>27049709
Can I become a pony?

>>27049746
I don't see why not. But you would probably have to do boring pony things.

>>27049666
sure thing. she'll just have to trek into the Everfree to find me.

since that hellish abyss is the closest thing Equestria has to home.

>>27049614
Affix bayonets!

>>27049535
I'd rather smoke you, Pinkie.

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>>27049833

Being a Nyxfag is literally the greatest thing ever. I piss people off just by posting my waifu and it's great!

>>27049716
Yeah. Clearly the Dash there is fake. What a waste of effort too. I'd rather have just Twilight and Rarity.

>>27049867
Honestly you don't really piss people off. The show, toys, and comics have done worse than nyx at this point.

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>>27049886
they included nyx

in text...

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>that recent dorkdoodle

There are no laws against public groping of authority figures.

>>27047980
tru

>>27049938
Do not touch Nyx.

>>27049938
I'm going to suck off Soarin' in public!

Nyx is not a oc for mlpg, tabasco is.

>>27049917
>Muscular Snails and Futa Sugar
unf

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>>27050092
Foodpony time?

>>27050101
Keep your shit /b/ memes out of here.

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>>27050092
>Nyx is not a oc

Whatever you say