If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your

>>26953315
yes

>>26953315
I won't kill horses

>>26953315

Why would one need three or more hands to jack off a horse?

>>26953333
>2016
>SEXUAL PRANK GONE WILD
>Checkd
>Mysidesgoodsir.jpg

>>26953315
Who wouldn't?

>>26953315
I don't have an Uncle Jack.

>2 muffins in the oven.
>The heat is on.
>1 muffin says, "Danm! It's getting hot in here!"
What does the other muffin say?

>>26953384
Apple is your uncle now ^:))))))

>>26953399
>Holy fuck a talking muffin

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>>26953420
>420 blaze it
>mysidesgoodsir.jpg
This is a pone joke thread btw

What did the horse say when it fell?
I cant giddyup

That makes two of us.

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>>26953315
Id just help my uncle jack off a horse regardless

So three old mares are waiting for the train when a stallion comes up and flashes them. The first has a stroke, the second has a stroke, the third tried to have one but her legs were too short.

And I said
>oatmeal? Are you cuh-razyy?