I have some Trixie greentext for you faggots. It's shit

>>26940282
>"What do you mean great trick?"
>"That was just one of the elemental magic tricks dad teached Trixie"
>"The magic Trixie uses to perform a show must be high quality, the best of the best"
"Are you fucking kidding me? Those tricks are plain bullshit. Now you're telling me you don't now the difference between a basic spell and an advanced one"
>"Of course Trixie knows, you're the one who is a dumb meanie"
"Trixie..."
>"Y-Yes?"
"Can I help you choosing the acts of your show?"
>"Why s-should I...I mean..."
>"Why should Trixie would allow you to do such thing?"
>"It's not like Trixie doesn't know how to prepare a show..."
>"D-Does she...?"
>Poor little bitch
>That's sad
>She's so arrogant and pride of herself but so silly and childish
"C'mon Trixie, we need to fix some things here..."
"Ok, do you feel ready?"
>"I-I'm not sure about this..."
"What in the fuck...? That's not the Trixie I know"
>"I mean...Of course Trixie is ready, she is always ready? What kind of question is that?"
"Nice, that's the spirit"
"Now go there and eat them all"
>What is that face?
>Oh right
"Not in a literal way of course"
>That's much better
>Time to see her performance
>"F-For my next...um...trick I-I will..."
>"Fuck off"
"You fuck off"
>Those fuckers

>>26940344
>C'mon Trixie you can do it
>She just look at you
>It's like she'd have read your mind
>"...I will manipulate this scenario to travel across space and time..."
>Suddenly, another scenario appears just to the right, and the old one just dissapears
>Goddamit that cool as heck
>You cringe for what you just thought
>"The great and powerful Trixie strikes again"
>Everypony cheers and clops
>This is nice
>Later at stage
>"I did it anon! The ponies liked my performance."
>"Oh my gosh I'm so happy I..."
"Don't get out of character"
>"...Sorry..."
>It's been like 2 week since the last time I saw Trixie
>She must be too busy to talk you
>Not that you care about it or anything
>You better go check if she's ok
>...
>Ok, here it is
>You knock the door
>Wait
>Wait
>...
>"Oh, hello anon!"
>"How've you been?"
"Oh, well, you know..."
>"No, I don't know"
>"Why don't you tell me?"
>Geez, she's one of THOSE ponies...
"Ehmm...very well, thanks for asking, I guess"
>"Trixie is glad to hear"
>"Why don't you come in?"
"Oh, sure..."

>>26940282
yeah its pretty shit
but heres a courtesy bump in case it goes somewhere

>>26941947
Thanks i guess

>>26940537
>You wonder why on Equestria would be nice to you?
>What kind of sick and twisted plan would she be elaborating?
>"...So I heard you like orange juice"
"Who told you that? It's all a lie, I swear!"
>I hope AJ wasn't listening
"W-What do you want Trixie?"
>"It's just, Trixie wanted to thank you for your advices about the routine."
>"Since that day, Trixie's show has been growing up very much!"
>"Of course Trixie deserves all the recognition, but it would be very unpolite to not thank you for your...nice efforts..."
"Thanks I guess."
>She just stares at me like waiting something more
"Sooooo...."
>"Soooo..."
"What else do you need?"
>"Oh right, Trixie almost forgot..."
>She goes to her magic trunk for who knows what
>"It is perfect for you because Trixie herself did it"
>It appears to be a tuxedo cover with glitter and some mends so it can fits into a human
"What is this?"
>"This is your show suit, so you don't look like some beggar onstage"
"I'm sorry Trixie, but that was a thing of one day. And that thing looks awful"
>"Don't be so rude. Trixie is giving you the marvelous opportunity to work with her, something you only see once in life."
"I'm not a man of shows. Sorry Trix"
>"W-Well Trixie doesn't need you anyways. She can work by herself! Y-You barbarian!"

>>26942103
>Not wanting to work with adorable Trixie
This Anon is not a smart Anon.

>>26942986
Living with Trixie could be a real workout if you think about it

>>26942103
>What the hell is wrong with her?
>So selfish and immature
>And why does she care so much all of a sudden
>Wait, could it be...?
>I doubt that but...
>Maybe I should ask her
"Hey Trix, I was wondering that maybe I li...?"
"What are you doing?"
>"TRIXIE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE"
>"PONIES THINK TRIXIE IS MEAN AND RUDE, BUT TRIXIE IS JUST ASSERTIVE. JUST LIKE HER FATHER TAUGHT TO HER"
>"IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?"
>"Why ponies don't like Trixie?"
"Trixie c'mon, don't cry. You're not like that"
>"What are you still doing here?"
"I-I was just checking if you were ok"
>"WELL OBVIOUSLY SHE IS NOT"
"Okay, okay. I'm just trying to be nice"
>"...B-Being...n-nice??"
"Yes. Don't worry Trix, I'll help you feel better."
>"T-Thanks, I guess"
"And actually, now that I think about, it would be an...interesting experience to work some time with you"
>"Y-You mean it?"
"Sure"
>"Thank...I mean...you should be thankful that Trixie is benevolent and accept you after such rejection and..."
"Yeah, sure, whatever."

>>26943385
Holy shit this is actually pretty good
Can't wait for the next update

>>26940282
bump

>>26944587
Is this bait? Because I'm falling into.

>>26943385
"Okay Trix. What are we going to do now?"
>"First thing to do is to check to update the bag of tricks."
"Are you sure? Last time I saw one of those I was speechless"
>"Of course you were. Trixie's power could amaze even the post stupid of the ponies"
>Will she be like that the whole time?
"Ok Trixie, I understand. You're amazing, I'm a piece of shit."
>"I never said that, but if you insist..."
>Maybe it's not too late to jump into the train tracks...
>"Despite all, those tricks are boring and predictable. A great magician like Trixie can't dissappoint her audience by repeating old tricks."
"Not even once?"
>"Not even once."
>So I'm her new lab rat
"What am I gonna do?"
>"You'll just help me to create and experiment with some ideas Trixie's been working on"
>Great
"Yay!"
>"Trixie knew you'd enjoy this job."
"What about my pay?"
>She just grins
>"What are you talking about?"
"I need to eat, you know?"
>"...So humans eat too?"
>This would be a pain in the ass
>"This would be such a painful experience"

>>26940282
>a fucking black hole
But anon, that's retarded

>>26948859
This is adorable and I like it.
But lewds when?