>"You celebrate Easter?! Didn't you know that Easter

>>26889246
Scilight, please. I 'celebrate' whatever the fuck makes me stay at home from work.

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>>26889246

>>26889246
As are pretty much all christian holidays.
Hint: the rabbits and eggs are a part of it because they are symbols of fertility, that part just got dragged along with it when the church appropriated it

>>26889290
Wanna talk about Christmas, stolen in toto from Mithraism?

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>>26889246
Good Friday is the day Jesus died for your sins, and Easter is his return from the dead. Sure there also pagan and Jewish holidays mixed in that timeframe, but the fact that it also holds Christian value means you're only half-right.
And for record, yes, I am taking the bait. I don't even care.

>>26889246
>implying I'm not a pagan

>>26889246
Shut UP! My family is rabidly religious hispanic women, they'll literally crucify you, gringa.

>>26889246
Of course. I happen to be a debaucherous pagan who goes to futa orgies every weekend.

>>26889246

You wear glasses!?!?! Don't you know that spectacles were invented by a catholic Italian during the 13th century?!?!

>>26889318
I mean, it's common knowledge at this point that the church changed the dates of their bible events to correlate with he pagen holidays to make their assimilation of the pagen tribes of europe easier. That's a well known fact taught in schools.

>>26889380
Shhh, shh, it all happened like their holy books say (or at least v13.09)

>>26889396
So let me get this right. It's common knowledge that holidays are correlated to different dates.
but you're insisting that they are the ones who don't know that, when i'm guessing you didn't know it yourself. by doing this "shhh shh" thing.

I think you might want to take off the fedora. It's giving your brain damage, or euphoria. I'm not sure which desu senpai.

>>26889451
I can't even parse what you're saying, but you realize he's joking right?

>>26889246
the only reason i celebrate this shit is because i can get candy

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>>26889246

But how do we get people to STOP celebrating Easter?

I know! We'll celebrate a NON-Pagan holiday on the same day with a lot of the same traditions!

>>26889480
>You realize he's joking right.

Yeah, but someones got to shitpost and over react.

>>26889246
so?

>>26889246
pretty much every christian holiday is pagan

>>26889246
more like a "Pegging" Holiday
https://derpiboo.ru/600275

>>26889290
>rabbits and eggs
>part of christian holidays

Only in clapistan m8