The wizard has taken over, and the neet of last season is

>>26885334
For some reason it's very easy to imagine Moondancer getting irresponsibly drunk on bottom shelf whiskey and yelling at one of her stuffed animals about how important she used to be
>I was in two episodes Mr. Snuggles! Two episode!
>Man, I was gonna do biiiiiiiiiig stuff! But those fucking writers fucked me!

>>26885334
I want to huff her sweater. It's probably soaked with autistic nerdgirl sweat.

>>26885334
Bitch, ponies aren't iPhones.

A new one coming out doesn't turn the old one into a brick of condensed shit.

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>>26885334
Who says you can't like both of the nerds?

>>26885375
I want to read green about iPhone ponies now.

Anon goes to a junkyard to find thousands of crying, tossed out mares. Every year the new batch comes out, thinking they're going to be loved and cared for, just to be obsolete with every new half an inch added to the fucking screen size.

>>26885411
>There's always that one guy who never bothers to upgrade and still has one of the really older models.

>>26885411

In Equestria or on Earth?

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>>26885417
>tfw still have 3GS

>>26885441
Typically technology pones (like browser pones) are on earth.

>>26885334
i want to and hope to see more of her this season

>>26885411
>>26885417
>Anon tries to keep his iPhone pony because he's grown attached.
>The latest software update causes her to think slower, and sometimes she forgets to do the things Anon tells her.
>Eventually, they stop making the kind of food that she and some of the older models eat to try to force people to upgrade.

>>26885474

Oh. But think of how depressing it would be if between each season, ponies were replaced with their 'upgraded' counterparts?

>>26885496

Fuck I meant to quote >>26885455

>>26885474
1. What is this 1984 iphone pony bullshit
2. Holy fuck, that bit about the food is an extremely depressing level of cruelty.

>>26885496
That was kind of the point of the first post of finding a junkyard full of abandoned iPhone ponies who were replaced with newer releases.

Anon, in this scenario, would be the type to salvage older models and find them good homes. More feels that way.

>>26885542

>tfw all the abandoned Unicorn Twilights.
>"You still have a Unicorn Twlight? Ha, lame! The Alicorn Twilight is SO much better!"

>>26885570
>getting an alicorn Twilight
Why? You're just going to mod out those wings for more ports and accessories anyway.

>>26885535
I dunno man. I guess the food thing was supposed to be an analogy for the ending of app and software support? They stop updating the older models, and app developers stop supporting the older operating systems, so new apps stop appearing on the older devices.

>>26885334
>>26885403

He's not pairing up with Glimmer. The episode meat-axed that pretty hard.

I can't think of a more appropriate pair of fuckbuddies than these two nerds, though.
Together they'd be like a living library.

>>26885474
>>26885474
>Not getting an Android Pony
>Not popping out her sim and sd cards and putting them into a new model as an upgrade.
>Not having the same phone pony for your whole life.

It's like having a woman who only gets hotter and smarter as the years go by.

>>26885911
Anon, two nerds becoming anything more than best friends never ends well
Besides, Glimmer is clearly his best friend and the two getting even closer is still in the realm of possibility; you don't just decide to date someone that you just befriended

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>>26885911
>I can't think of a more appropriate pair of fuckbuddies than these two nerds, though.
Together they'd be like a living library.
Lets just take your opinion, and put it where it belongs pic related

>>26885456
>>26885369
Join us here
>>26710415
We have green of shit like that

>>26885929
Is it still the same android pony though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAHXiKjgRo