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>filly

>>26869410
>8 am
>less than 3 and a half hours
>"tomorrow"

are you high?

>>26869410
It starts today you stink nigger

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SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs

601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.

602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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I CAN'T WAIT

ARE YOU READY

FOR THE NEW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE?

sticky when?

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>new filly

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>Today is Purple Day
Post purples posthaste, please.

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>>26869438

>>26869430
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

JUST IN TIME FOR S6

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>>26869426
will he be cute or a jerk

>>26869438

>>26869448
With his voice and design I doubt they'll make him a jerk

streams when?

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https://derpy.me/fridaynightmoviestram
A Canterlot Wedding Part 1 & 2 coming up!

>>26869463
That security certificate expired 2 days ago can anybody confirm is safe

>>26869474
It's just a straight link to livestream

>>26869481
ok then thanks

Let's top 200 unique IPs this thread.

Lewd princess needs

well thats disapointing my main internet connection is really slow tonight i will have to watch on my phone which means no chatting

i suppose i might be able to use the phones connection on the computer

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are you ready?

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3 HOURS

>>26869506
Awe yissss

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spandex unicorns

>>26869503
I'm starting to think it's the computer that's the problem no cheating during episode for me sadly

Marker's Boopiversary

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>>26869530

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>>26869543
I want to see the Power Ponies' analogue to "The Flash of Two Worlds".

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>>26869417

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Who's the 'Q' who drew this and how do I contact?

>>26869414
Hawaii, maybe?

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https://derpy.me/fridaynightmoviestram

Worst episode about to stram!

>>26869530
What I'd do is get flight and superstrength, then strap myself to the saddle and fly my horse/unicorn steed around with me.

>>26869572
MMDW?

>>26869584
Almost!

Season 6 will suck

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>>26869572
Hey, Anon.

She said, "Everything will be just fine!"

She was right, too.

>>26869600
It might, but we don't know for sure yet.

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>>26869600
but will it swallow?

>>26869600
no
Season 6 will blow

>>26869600
good thing i'm not a showshitter so that doesn't affect me

>>26869602
No, Twilicorn will end at the end of S6.

>>26869621
Has this been officially confirmed?

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I can't believe, S6 of MLP:FiM starts today. It could be the start of something great!

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>>26869621
Nope, sorry anon.
Twilys wings are 2cute2be removed.

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>>26869628
No, it's just a shitposter.

>>26869628
Unknown.

A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN HEAT

>>26869638
>>26869640
No, Twilicorn is still racist and it will stop at the end of S6.

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>>26869649
You were doing this all of S5, too, Anon.

Do you watch the show anymore? I'm legit curious.

if you can fuck a horse without it killing you then maybe that should be allowed

you've earned it

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I'm going to place a giant buttplug into Gloomy's asshole so when S6 premiers and she shrinks her asshole stays gaping.

I just hope that Celestia has a role for once

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2 1/2 HOURS!

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>>26869659
>pic
What the fuck is this?

>>26869659
No, because Hasbro betrayed Lauren Faust and Twilicorn is still racist.

Hasbro broke the law, violated the Constitution, violated the Ten Commandments, and ignore the 20th amendment - Women's rights.

That's why Hasbro had No Chance In Hell!

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You think Twilights crystal map is going to get an update in S6?

>>26869694
The castle need to be destroyed in S6.

>>26869572
I had forgoten just how little sense the ending made
The finished spell dident even fucking do anything.

>>26869684
You'll understand when you're older.

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Grand Galloping Gala up next!

>>26869572
So will this stream show the episode when it starts?

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eeeh, I'm not really hyped for this premiere
I don't care about the baby, the other premieres (especially the last one) looked more interesting before the release. This is just gonna be the baby saving everyone because its an alicorn

>>26869737
Nah, I think stram.party has it covered. I'm just streaming random horse episodes

>>26869726
Watch the stream with VLC: livestreamer http://original.livestream.com/loljailbait best

>>26869720
That's what happens when you change important stuff with no writers right before the deadline.

Twilight was actually supposed to open a Pandora's box, fix it with magic/friendship and ascend because of it.
Now she just finishes a random spell with no real use.

Heck, Starlight already changed a spell to do her bidding, where are her wings?

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could you live in pone world even without modern conveniences?

>>26869762
Larson did nothing wrong

What time UTC is the premiere?

>>26869772
I would get used to it eventually, but holy shit would the transition period fucking suck. I'm not sure I would say yes to it unless I was a unicorn.

>>26869772
Sure. I only use my pc to post here and I wish I didn't have to

>>26869775
3 PM

>>26869762
That was the bit that got me celestia implyed that making a new spell is worth princeshood heaps of ponys make spells all the fucking time.
It seems like the spell was meant to change ones cutie mark along with giving skills twilight dident finish it at all.

>>26869772
The problem would be with applying myself, rather than the state of the world itself.

But really, being thrown in there you'd basically get another childhood discovery an all new world, learning all its intricacies and so on.

>>26869785
Making a completely new spell versus altering an existing spell, I guess?

>>26869772
Yeah, I would kill to get a horn or wings. No mud thx.

Pretty sure I could reinvent some technology if you give me a couple years, that + magic and it's not so bad.
Flim&Flam already did some nice things.

>>26869791
>versus altering an existing spell, I guess?

But Twilight also simply altered an existing spell.

>>26869796
She finished an incomplete spell.

I'm not really agreeing with it in the long run either, mind you, just throwing out ideas.

>>26869796
No. She finished creating the spell.

I is sad that my computer apparently does not want to work with streaming as such I will have to watch on phone which means no chating

BIN THE WANGS

>>26869796
Well, actually…

…she broke reality by inadvertently casting a mysterious, incomplete old spell.

All of her friends were changed beyond recognition, their talents and personality traits were scrambled, and worst of all, they were terribly, terribly unhappy.

Fortunately, Twilight's memories of their happy times together and their shared experiences helped her find a way to make things right.

She demonstrated that she had learned the lesson Celestia sent her to Ponyville to learn – that friendship truly is magic!

>>26869772
Pony world has legit magic potions.
I bet there's all sorts of crazy shit that would put human drugs to shame.

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Can we all agree that despite all its fuckups MMC was still a better episode than Twilight's Kingdom? That was the first time I had ever fallen asleep during an episode.

>>26869826
Well yeah that part made sense but what the fuck did the finished version of the spell do did it lead to that weird place she got sent if so what relation does that have to what the unfinished spell did.

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>>26869825
BIN THEM INTO MY BUTT!
MY BIG OL' DUMPSTER OF AN ASSHOLE!

>>26869772
I mean, they already harness electricity
If they have the proper materials it'd be easy to make a transistor

>>26869832
No.
How can you be such a faggot with such opinions?

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>>26869836
I am so glad you're back, twilight analposter.
If only I could be so grossly gaped.

>>26869832
No, the only episode worse than MMC is MMDW.

Remember when Spike was okay?

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120 MINUTES LEFT!

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>>26869835
The spell itself was a MacGuffin.

The real point was this:

"Twilight Sparkle: A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!"

It was her graduation, her coming of age.

>>26869832
No. Twilight's Kingdom was fucking awesome.
>>26869850
Princess Spike is the worst episode ever made.

>>26869866
>>Princess Spike is the worst episode ever made.
You cannot be fucking serious

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>>26869866
I like Princess Spike.

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Too Many Pinkie Pies streaming right now!

>>26869866
I'm sure that there are a few episodes worse than Princess Spike, anon.

>>26869866
The worst episode is easily Simple Ways

>>26869865
Yeah I get that it was a macguffin but it was a shit macguffin
It should have just being some ancient artifact that did the switcharoo or something
Or at the very least have twilight nonsensicaly "finish" the spell.

>>26869866
>Princess Spike is the worst episode ever made.
Hell no. It's probably on the low end of season 5 episodes, but it's nowhere near as awful as MMC or MMDW - or a ton of other highly mediocre episodes throughout the show.

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>>26869876

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>>26869888
Wow
Fuck you

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>>26869861
Cuddles would be okay.

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>>26869897
I would work up the courage to ask that dork out.
But we would probably just end up staying home and doing dork things together

>>26869877
Pinkie talks about her grandmother a lot

>>26869897
>>26869876
>people trying to defend Princess Spike by posting images of TurboTwist
You fools

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are you having any ponies over for a watch party?

>>26869921
You could have at least used Fargo pone.

>>26869917
>But we would probably just end up staying home and doing dork things together
I'm not really seeing the downside here

>>26869903
>Completely shits on Rarity's character
>ignores previous episodes of the show
>A big chunk of the episode is repeating the same fucking joke multiple times in a row
>Everyone else is "Man fuck Rarity, who the fuck cares that she's acting strange"
>only decent part of it is like the last 3 minutes because it's the only decent joke in the entire episode
Nah man, fuck you.

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>m f w i won't be able to watch the premier until Tuesday night

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>>26869921
Princess Spike was only derailed by the final gag.

Stuff like Gemdork and sleepy Twi helped make it watchable.

>>26869941
I don't get this new meme face.

>>26869926
I would if they were real.

>>26869933
>ignores previous episodes of the show
Like?
Are you one of those people that like to think the conflicts in GIYC and simple ways are at all similar.

>>26869933
I remember the teaser for this episode was the part at the end. Really shows how empty the rest of the episode was.

>>26869933
May the Best Pet Win
>completely shits on Rainbow Dash's character
>ignores previous episodes of the show
>a big chunk of the episode is repeating the same fucking joke multiple times in a row
>Everyone else is "Man fuck Rainbow Dash, who the fuck cares that she's an even bigger cunt than usual"
>only decent part of it is the song
See anon I can chuck shit at random episodes too

stram.party needs to be moved out of hiatus mode!

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>Season is about to start
>Suddenly there's a huge surge in shitposters talking about how much they despise the show.

Man what depressing lives they must lead. I mean look at this face. How can you possibly hate a pone.

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>>26869921
But I love her.

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Not even this little shit is enough to ruin my hype

>>26869964
I don't hate any pony.
But I dislike two of them very much.

>>26869979
>loving a deformed purple dragon
I bet you like Barney the Dinosaur too

>>26869866
No, the worst one is Too Many Pinkie Pies. Although I agree that Princess Spike is pretty bad too.

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>tfw you might miss the new horse

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[Well Liked Episode Here] was garbage and I'll tell you why. [Generally Disliked Episode] was far better than it. Let me compound my point by only pointing out the negatives of the first episode, and the positives of the second. You nerds don't stand a chance against my superior debating skills. Sit down before you hurt yourselves.

>>26869990
It got re-aired way too much, but even TMPP isn't nearly as bad as MMDW or MMC.

>>26869994
oh no

>>26869996
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>26869996
I want to sit down and hurt myself on Twily's horn.

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SOON

One of the thieves was saved.

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>>26869438

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I'm not ready - can we put this off for a couple weeks or so?

So where is the stram going to be?

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NEW
HORSE
SOON

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New filly likes filly too
How can I say no to that?

>>26869955
Seeing how Rarity has put her friends multiple fucking times above her and her fucking dreams, the fact that she acted like a total bitch to all her friends is a fucking problem.
Also how she reacted to Trenderhoof. Compare that with the best night ever. In her mind she is about to meet the perfect fucking stallion, literally the stallion of her dreams and she easily keeps her composure without acting like a retard.

Wonder if they'll change the opening

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>>26869985
Now you're bullying Spike?
You're a monster.

>>26870024
heh

>>26870028
GNU/Filly better stay the fuck away from my filly

>Baby will be an annoying piece of shit
>The rest of the episode will be pretty good
>People won't be able to separate the negative baby from the good episode
>Episode will be scorned despite it'll probably be a 7/10 all up
>le showshitter epic meme will be posted even harder the rest of the season as a result

Calling it now.

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>>26870029
"Simple Ways" would have been awful if it weren't so funny.

Also, quite a bit of unnf in there, c.f. "Apple Jewel" and pic related

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https://derpy.me/fridaynightmoviestram

Pinkie Apple Pie!

WHERE WILL THE STRAM BE

>>26870050
But why do they have to put wings on everything?
We already had 4 princesses, this is just getting ridiculous.

>>26870029
>Seeing how Rarity has put her friends multiple fucking times above her and her fucking dreams

Difference here is AJ clearly wasn't interested in Trenderhoof. That was one of Rarity's problems with the whole thing.

>Compare that with the best night ever. In her mind she is about to meet the perfect fucking stallion, literally the stallion of her dreams and she easily keeps her composure without acting like a retard.

It's almost like she built up this stallion she had no idea about in her head and he turned out to be a complete jerk. And then you have Trenderhoof who was exactly like she imagined him to be and wasn't a jerk.

>>26870050
Man, I just do not care.

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>>26870059

We already had 5 actually if you count the one from the love poison book that is apparently not around anymore

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>>26870051
Sweetie's dress at the end was qt π^2

>>26870059
The baby is the child of an alicorn and a unicorn. What did you think was going to happen?

Honestly, technically speaking, the baby makes more sense being an alicorn than Twilight or even Cadance did originally. The baby is quite literally born into royalty.

I don't know why people are bewildered by this, out of all the things.

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>>26870038
She's a cutie. Some dweebs just can't handle it.

>>26870043
But filly needs filly friends.

>>26870076
If every alicorn baby was an alicorn, alicorns would have become the dominating race a thousand years ago. They are pretty much impossible to kill, and live at least thousands of years.

>>26870020
THERE'S NO TIME

HORSE MUST HORSE

>>26870050
Ok, counter-prediction:

>Baby subplot is surprisingly well handled
>We learn important and interesting alicorn facts
>Starlight and Sunburst is a total dud
>A lot of episode time is wasted on yet another failed attempt at canon straight shipping

sort of "Simple Ways 2.0" or the romance sub-plot from "Equestria Girls"

>>26870060
>Difference here is AJ clearly wasn't interested in Trenderhoof
That's not the issue. The issue is how Rarity acted to her and her friends.
And no, Rarity thought that AJ was interested in him. Just like she thought Flutersy was interested and despite being jealous she supported her. You could say that AJ saying she didn't is the problem but hey she believed Fluttershy despite Fluttershy's decision being completely nonsensical in her head. Even so Applejack tells Rarity that she's not interested pretty damn late in the episode so again, that being Rarity's issue makes even less sense because she still acted like a bitch till that point.

>It's almost like she built up this stallion she had no idea about in her head and he turned out to be a complete jerk. And then you have Trenderhoof who was exactly like she imagined him to be and wasn't a jerk.
I'm talking about first reactions, so what you said is again competently irrelevant. When she first saw Blueblood she got a bit giddy but, again, managed to regain her composure. When she saw Trenderhoof she lost her fucking shit. She acted like a social retard.

>>26870084
>If every alicorn baby was an alicorn, alicorns would have become the dominating race a thousand years ago.

Anon I don't think you comprehend the fact they don't seem to breed very often. A certain comic notwithstanding, neither Celestia or Luna have been shown to have an interest in having a partner, or implied to ever have had one.

And if my memory serves me correct, according to a book, Cadance is quite recent herself anyway, and being the Princess of Love, if anyone of them were gonna shit out a single child, I guess it makes sense it'd be her.

Man, you really didn't think your post through did you.

>>26870084
>If every alicorn baby was an alicorn, alicorns would have become the dominating race a thousand years ago. They are pretty much impossible to kill, and live at least thousands of years.

This a million times.
Alicorns are immortal and pretty much demigods in power compared to normal pony folk.
Now they can make baby alicorns... We'll pretty much reach pony transcendence by not that far into the future.

How's your hype for the new season feeling now less than an hour and a half from the premiere mlpg?

>>26870128
Steadily increasing

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>>26870128

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>livesteam doesnt load on chrome
>check it on firefox
>after ive opened it in firefox it started working in chrome

>>26870128
My life has meaning again now that pone is back

>>26870084
>They are pretty much impossible to kill, and live at least thousands of years.

So you're basically saying that they didn't think this out except for BUY OUR TOYS VS PREDATOR?

How shocking.

Anyway there are only two princesses in mlp and they are luna and celestia. And they are sterile.

Stream?

>>26870128
>>26870133

>>26870084
>They are pretty much impossible to kill, and live at least thousands of years.
We don't know if that applies to Cadence and Twilight and the baby.

>>26870110
RRrigth, because it makes much more sense that for a couple thousand years there was only Sun & Moon, and suddendly in the span of 5 years they decide to ascend a bunch of Alicorns and let them to breed with the populace.
It's almost like they need new toys more than a consistent story.

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>>26870128
Hype is still zero.

I mean come on, the only reason cadance and flurry and alicorn twilight exist is because of hasbro's marketing.

At some point you have to admit it's just a kid's show and that the writer are trying their best to harmonize and blend in those irremovable, forced characters.

It's silly.

>>26870153
What?

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>>26870147

So far nothing in the show has been said to indicate there is any difference, or that there are multiple types of alicorn

If becoming an alicorn rendered a pony infertile things would have made sense but that is clearly not the case

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>>26870084
>every alicorn baby
what alicorn babies? the only two alicorns in existence until the age the shows based in were luna and celestia who never had any children at all, and only now is there one being pooped out, all these eons later. who knows its probably a first

>impossible to kill
we've seen nightmare moon taken out, we've seen celestia floored. we've seen twilight meet her match. not so impossible to kill.

all these things considered, why do so many think that all the population should be alicorns? how fucking horny do you think luna and celestia are?

>>26870153
thats part of the point of the show though, that the worlds changing. thats why the shows based now and not a few thousand years ago, doofus. NMM returning, the changeling invasion, discord coming back, tirek breaking out. its a turbulent age and weird shit happens. maybe most alicorns do die and only celestia and luna indefinitely. maybe there werent any others in more peaceful ages.

people think so little and then post. then when they run out of points they fall back on MUH TOYS. well no shit, thats why the show exists at all.

>>26870171
When did anyone deny this?
You're watching a 22 minute toy commercial, anon. Come on.

Does chrysalis count as alicorn?

>>26870185
Sorry, I meant to reply to >>26870128, to write an explanation as to why I am NOT hyped.

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>>26870186
Alicorns by definition are hard to kill.

Chrysalis can be killed with a fly swatter.

>>26870171
Speaking of Flurry, whatever happened to Skyla?

>>26870171
Daft negro, nobody was denying this. You can use that to end any debate about the shows story, so it's fucking redundant.
>Hey what abo-
>TOYS
>Well yeah but-
>TOYS
>Why does the show exist at a-
>TOYS

WHERE IS THE STREAM

>>26870196
Chrysalis survived being hurled out of Canterlot by a magical nuke.

>>26870186
My headcanon is that chrysalis is an alicorn that turned into a monster by some kinda curse.

>>26870196
Then why did Celestia get her ass kicked in S2?

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One Bad Apple!

>>26870195
I stand by what I said.
It's like me being bothered or surprised with how toyetic Kamen Rider and Sentai are

>>26870197
Skyla is Flurry's aborted twin fetus.

>>26870203
Comics are not canon, anon.

>>26870199
Then why are we here?
Just to suffer?

>>26870195
I'm fully aware of those things, but I still like the characters enough to get excited. Just cause the show team gets served with lemons all the time doesn't mean then can't make some good lemonade out of it.

>>26870196
>by definition are hard to kill.

I am certain you can kill Celestia without much effort.

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>>26870196

Chrysalis completely dominated one of the alternate timelines, so there is obviously some way that she can take everyone out

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1 hour and a quarter more anons

>>26870211
>how toyetic Kamen Rider and Sentai are
what the fuck are those?

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>>26870197
The same thing that happened to Sweetie Drops

>>26870214
Oh my god.

>>26870066
If you count that, then you might as well count Princess Erroria.
I mean Cinderella wasn't real either.

>>26870236
Shows for small children designed to sell toys.
Like most shows for small children.

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>tfw I make a baseless lore shitpost, get people arguing the point then swat them all aside after they've finally reached a reasonable conclusion by shouting TOYS.

Somebody STOP me.

>>26870237
>Vinyl collectible
But that's bonbon.

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>>26870241

The love poison was a very real thing anonymous

I remind you that Daring Do was also a very real thing in Equestria

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>>26870225
>sneak up behind Celestia
>kill her
>she respawns

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I want this Derpy.

>>26870066
>Believing stories in books

Although it makes me think maybe that is the original Crystal Princess. Being a

>>26870248
What?

NO SERIOUSLY WHERE IS THE STREAM LINK

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>>26870258
And this Spike to go with my Twilight.

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>>26870259
OH NO

ANON WAS KIDNAPPED MID-POST

>>26870258
Holy fuck, they're selling this by itself? I want it too.
The price of that figure is going to be jacked like crazy online.

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>>26870259

>not believing stories in books

>>26870258
On one hand I'm very upset it took this long to get cool pony toys
On the other I want to buy them all and probably will.

>>26870180
Neither Twilight nor Cadence have show to have the same power as Celestia and Luna.
We also know there's a difference between them because Luna and Celestia are "pure" unicorns, not ascended ponies.
We also have the whole Twilight will not outlive her friends thing, and I honestly doubt they already planned to make all of Twilight's friends alicorns.
Also I doubt they used Cadence and Shiny for the ideal love story only to have Cadence outlive Shiny and watch him get old and die.

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>>26870296
I need those two, but the others are pretty tempting as well.

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>>26870301
>only to have Cadence outlive Shiny and watch him get old and die

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PONIES SOON FELLOW PONELIKERS

>>26870301
All they have to do is just not talk about or show what's going to happen to them when they get older.

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May as well post the other two as well.

ALL THIS LUNA

IT CAN ONLY MEAN

IT'S FINALLY TIME TO WATCH DO PRINCESSES DREAM OF MAGIC SHEEP

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>>26870323
>>26870258

These are great

are they brand new?

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>>26870323

How can I stick my dick in these tiny pony figurines

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>>26870331
They're part of that Friendship is Magic collection from the toy fair a moth or so ago.

>>26870346
I'm sure you'll find a way with your micropenis

>>26870311

damn cadance got chubby after losing shiny

guess she tried to eat her sadness

New horse stram should be alive again:

http://stram.party/?s=mlpg for SD (pineapple's stream)
http://stram.party/?s=mlpg-hd for HD (PonySpazz stream)

Chat is the same in both.

Post here if anything breaks so I can fix it before the episode starts.

>>26870315
Even so the immortal or longer than average lifespan thing is out the window because the not outlive her friends part, unless you actually think that Meghan meant that Twilight will die in an accident or be murdered.

wait, I just woke up
when is horse?

>>26870335
PIP
PINTO
SQUEAK

>>26870335
>A GOOD SCOOTALOO FIGURE
FUCKING SOLD

Especially if the costume comes off. Not a deal breaker at all either way though.

You could cockvore them

>>26870335
sexual dimorphism is a two way street I guess.

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>>26870364
Did you just call the princess fat?

>>26870368
An hour away.

>>26870368
About an hour.

ONE
HOUR

>>26870000
I disagree. TMPP is a terrible episode that gets everything wrong. Many others "bad" episodes may have one or two things that could make them "bad" to the eye of some people, but this episode is the one episode that has everything wrong.
To start, the reason for Pinkie to duplicate herself is the beginning of her flanderization. She liked to have fun before, sure, everyone likes it, but we've never seen her being so obsessed to have fun.
The magical pond; there is a limit up to how much you can stretch a legend or a mystical item. Pinkie happened to remember about the pond. Pinkie happened to find it effortlessly. Pinkie happened to know the magical words to duplicate herself.
All the Pinkies are complete morons that know literally nothing about her friends. This part of the episode is ok and understandable, but making Pinkie doubt about wether she's the real Pinkie? That's the most stupid shit they could have done. Just by the fact that she remember what she ate for breakfast is reason enough to know you are the one. This is episode where Pinkie Pie died and was replaced by this party addict, moronic, flanderized character.
And to overkill the episode, nobody, not even Twilight, could recognize the real Pinkie from these clones and they followed the advice of a Pinkie that clearly couldn't be a clone to tell them apart. And what's that? One of the most boring moments in the series, a group of Pinkies watching paint dry. "Oh, it's supposed to be boring", that doesn't save it. Twilight killing Pinkie Pies just because they distracted? The real Pinkie could have died there, there are many ways to find out who is the real Pinkie without risking the real one.
And that's why this episode is terrible.

[Comment too long, continue in next post]

>>26870353
Twilight's wings is got to go.

>>26870335
>B-Bark

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ONE

MORE

HOUR

>>26870391
>>26870392
cool, I still have time to try out this new dildo

see you guys in an hour

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>ON HOUR

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>>26870389
They don't call her Candyass for nothing

>>26870389

Yes. Yes I did.

Want another Pop Tart, tubby?

>>26870396
[Continued]

What about Discord? It was boring, but the story wasn't bad written.
Mysterious Mare-Do-Well? The girls are acting a little out of character to teach Rainbow Dash a lesson, but it was a very enjoyable episode.
Princess Spike? While it wasn't a great episode, it was enjoyable to see how Spike handled it himself.
Magical Mystery Cure? Maybe a bad "normal episode", but this wasn't a normal episode. It was a great season finale. Although I wasn't a fan of Princess Twilight, this episode was probably the best way to make it happen.
Twilight's Kingdom? It was probably the worst season premiere, but it wasn't bad. At least the memories of Luna and Celestia were great.

>>26870323
Luna's on the cover of a toy package!

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>>26870394
>Can't decide if I should shitpost for an hour or play Street Fighter

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>one hour until S6

what if they forget to air the new episode and they just play Owl's Well That Ends Well?

>>26870424
I thought it was a pretty decent episode

>>26870424
I had a nightmare like that once.
Except it was MMDW

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>>26870416
Twilight's Kingdom was the finale not the premiere anon

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not even Furry Shart can dampen my anticipation

>>26870396
>but we've never seen her being so obsessed to have fun
Yeah, her clones are way out of character, but that still isn't as bad as ponyville suddenly being a steep mountain in MMDW when it's practically flat in every other episode.

>>26870424
owl's well that ends well was a good episode i would be ok with this.

>>26869772
Do pones have artificial insulin?

If not then no. Literally could not live there.

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During the next estrus season, the ponies got the idea to use Anon for relief, believing that there wouldn't be any pregnancy.

They were wrong.

>>26870424
Or worse, Tanks For The Memories TWICE.

The Cutie Re-Mark is reairing on the stram right now if any of you want some pony before your new pony.

>>26870430
>>26870440
These.

Anon you just have shit taste.

>>26870437
Yeah, I missed that. Then I don't know what's so wrong about it, that ending was amazing.

>>26870439
Just for that? That's a stupid reason to dislike an episode.

NEW PONE IS NEARLY HERE

>>26870462
OWTEW is literally the worst episode in the entire show
Its only redeeming feature is the pre-intro scene

Episode sticky is up here for those that care:

>>26870215

Seems like the mod likes Coloratura.

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>>26870411
一時間で

>>26870438
I love the baby

>>26870464
>Just for that? That's a stupid reason to dislike an episode.
No, not just for that. The entire episode was boring and everyone acted retarded and out of character. Blatantly fucking up the geography of the entire setting is just another grain on the heap of issues with the episode.

>>26870474

I'VE SPENT EVERY EPISODE SINCE S1E19 WITH MLPG AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I GET IN THE PISS FOR THIS ONE

>>26870486
that's rape

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>People actually like the owl episode

>>26870498
Some Anons were asking, and I thought it was neat that the mod cares enough to have favorites.

>>26870446
>>>/mlp/PTFG

>>26870509
I doubt that. It was the worst episode of season 1, but it has long since been beaten to the title of worst episode.

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>>26870509
I know right? I can't believe people have opinions that are different from my own. This is an outrage!

>>26870534
> but it has long since been beaten to the title of worst episode

It is still the worst episode of the entire series

>>26870258
>>26870323
... damn, I am tempted

>>26870498
I've been here since Winter Wrap Up. I went to Brony Pizza Hut and cannot rewatch the video to this day. I think I was on drugs at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ewqjZo7zcSA
was it fanmade?

>>26870551
I can't believe people have such shitty opinions.
Each day I am reminded I am surrounded by people who continue to have the worst taste in everything and I hate it.

>>26870553
Maybe if you've only seen season 1.

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>>26870462
I disagree, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion

Even wrong opinions

>>26870561
>I went to Brony Pizza Hut
Holy shit for real?

>>26870583
I have seen every episode of every season.
It is still the worst episode ever.

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>45 minutes

>>26870583
Honestly, what's worse?

...wait.

>Spike's an incompetent bitch that won't leave AJ alone
Spike at your Service is by far the worst episode of all time, even if future episodes appear worse by comparison

>The robed anon rips the bag off pony's head.
>Pony is shackled to the stone altar by her legs.
>The other anons begin to chant. The robed one speaks: "The new season must be sanctified."
>"P-please, don't h-hurt me," pony whispers.
>The robed anon smiles his shark's smile and boops pony on the snoot.
>Pony screams.

Can someone give me a link to a stream room?

>>26870585
Yes
It was as unpleasant as it looked, but not at the time. I think I was high on muscle relaxants and also pony hype I'm not telling who I was in the video

>>26870621
try reading the thread

>>26870618
[ominous Latin chanting intensifies]

>>26870618
Need this to happen to Gloomy

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>>26870616
>Spike at your Service is by far the worst episode of all time, even if future episodes appear worse by comparison
Anon I think your logic fuse broke

>>26870616
Hmm. SAYS is certainly a strong competitor in the worst episode category. Bottom 5 at least.
Still, worse than MMDW? I don't know. Maybe a tie.

Where's the new horse stram?

>>26870643
MMDW was a good episode if you ignore the story completely. Lots of good faces, reaction images and cool scenes. Everyone was just acting completely retarded.

>>26870621
http://stram.party/?s=mlpg
tagging a lil bit: stream stram premiere s6 start link give someone anyone butts

>45 minutes
>Still drunk from last night
Will Celestia forgive me since I hung out with friends?

>>26870643
>CGI Wolves
>Taking away all of Spike's competency for no reason
>Was supposed to be a Rarity x Spike episode but changed at last minute

>>26870642
It was just that fucking bad, Pony.

>>26870660
The problem is, the same could be said about SAYS ignoring Spike.

>>26870662
cheers.

>>26870643
The true stinkers are the ones that manage to somehow be mean-spirited as well as un-funny.

MMDW, OWTEW, and SAYS all deserve their reputation.

>>26870660
>MMDW was a good episode if you ignore the story completely
>it was a good episode if you ignore the entire episode
Well...

>>26870663
Why not drink with MLPG?

>>26870668
I agree completely. It is undeniably a terrible episode.

>>26870674
Yeah, those are all awful.

>>26870669
Yeah but >only ignoring Spike and >completely ignoring the writing are two different things. All the other characters in SAYS were good and there's lots of good moments in that episode. MMDW on the other hand has nothing, I don't think I could come up with one positive thing about it.

>>26870668
>Taking away all of Spike's competency for no reason

Like the owl episode?

What about "The Last Roundup"?

That one was pretty terrible, what with Pinkie straight-up appropriating an old "I Love Lucy" gag and a nonsensical plot.

>>26870715
No, that was at least somewhat justifiable. He was jealous.

WHY DID HE TURN TO SHIT WITH AJ??? There is absolutely no excuse or reason. I could see it maybe with Rarity because he gets dopey around her, but... AJ? What the fuck, nigger?

>>26870727
>Raritycatchme
Sorry, that was a great episode.

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It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/7189631

>>26870727
Stop having shit taste

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GET RDY

>>26870732
It's an 8 so far. I'm gonna be an 11 once it comes on though. I'm a sucker for new pony.

>>26870727
no anon, you are the shit taste.

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>>26870732

>>26870732
I feel nothing.

>>26870715
The owl episode started it, and basically every episode after season 1 has continued it.

Spike is either portrayed as stupid and incompetent, or utterly irrelevant and being ignored by everyone else. It's like all the writers just hate Spike and want him to fail and be maliciously ignored or abused.

>>26870727
It's ok to reference or imitate scenes from other movies/shows. That episode was pretty good. The only real gripe I have about it is how AJ was willing to leave friends, family, and the whole fucking town so she didn't have to say she got in second. It seemed real out of character.

Sure are alot of filly fuckers in the chat

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IT'S FINALLY ALMOST TIME!

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>not sure if I should watch pone on the big HD TV or with MLPG

>>26870769
>how AJ was willing to leave friends, family, and the whole fucking town so she didn't have to say she got in second. It seemed real out of character.
That's a very good point. However, other than that the episode was pretty decent.

>>26870767
>It's like all the writers just hate Spike and want him to fail and be maliciously ignored or abused

What was that one panel where they pretty much admitted they have no idea what to do with Spike?

>>26870769
Wasn't there prize money or something she needed and second place wasn't enough?

>>26870786
Fuck MLPG, watch it on your big ass TV and enjoy it.

>>26870786
do you not own an HDMI cord