>"Take any one you like, anon." >"I bought

>>26817044
"I'll take the chocolate one with sprinkles, thank you very much. Remember I'm going to need those reports on my desk by noon, I have a meeting with the clients after lunch."

>>26817044
QUIT BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE.

>>26817044
But Sunset, I don't want a donut
I want your ponut

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>>26817044
Why offer me a donut when you have a perfectly good ponut?

>>26817044
I'll take the sour cream donut
You did get the sour cream donut right?

>>26817044
>Powdered
That better be filled with raspberry jelly

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>>26817078
>not vanilla cream

>>26817044
I don't want a donut but you can take a whole nut in your ponut

>>26817044
"Damn it, Sunny. These are Bavarian Cream."
>"I thought you liked Bavarian Cream?"
"Yeah, but when not made by Krispy Kreme. These things taste like concentrated diabetes. I told you I wanted the Whip Cream filled ones."
>"What's the difference?"
"The difference is that one isn't going to put me in the ground faster while regretting everything I put my taste buds through."
>"Well, what should we do with them? I got them for you, and I don't want them to go to waste."
"Give me those, we'll go throw them at Flash. Two birds with one stone."
>"Great idea!"

>>26817155
>Wanting vanilla cream inside a powdered doughnut
Listen, you uncultured shit. The sugar perfectly compliments the fruit flavor. You can keep your vanilla cream in a glazed doughnut. And everyone knows that above all fillings, custard beats out everything

>>26817227
>custard beats out everything
Melted chocolate and chocolate moose > custard.

You bitch, I've lost 55 pounds since getting on that autist's zeal about improving myself for my waifu. You can fuck right off with those donuts. Unless you have a custard filled maple bar.

>>26817044
Ah yeah, these are going to taste amazing once I put some ketchup on them

>>26817415
>not relish and tobasco
Git gud.

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>>26817415
>>26817430
>not dunking them in your coffee

>>26817443
>not dunking them in your Bloody Mary

>>26817044
This gave me diabetes just reading it.

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>no boston creme
How can that be? There'd always be one of them whenever you ask for a pack of donuts.
Does no one like boston creme anymore?
Do people demand for more jelly donuts?
I feel like I'm not being catered to anymore.

>>26817569
Boston creme goes better in pie anyway

>>26817044
"Fuck, your donuts!"
>You say as you smack the box out of her hands
>She recoils in fear as she slips off your porch and lands on her butt.
>You are Anon and you are rejecting an apology from Sunset.
>The same Sunset who always tripped you in the halls.
>The same Sunset who always made fun of your appearance.
>The same Sunset who stole your stuff out of your backpack.

>She was stunned as she stared at the donuts scattered all over the pavement.
"Can you leave me the fuck alone? You already did enough damage."

>"I-I just want to apologize!"
>Sunset says her voice cracking halfway.
>Her blue eyes already filling wth tears.
>Rage consumed you as you clenched your jaw.
"Apologize?! You want to fucking apologize after making almost all of my time at school a living hell?! You literally fucked me over so much that no one at school even looks at me!"

>"I-I'm sorry, I want to make it up."
>She says through chokes sobs.

"You can make it up by fucking off."
>As you begin closing the door her foot gets in the way stopping the door from closing.
>"Just please, Anon give me a chance."
>chance.
>She still wants a chance.
>But you were done giving chances.
>You slowly close the door as she looks down to the ground in shame.

>>26817592
More?

>>26817052
>"yes sir, I'll go get them right now"
>everyday sunset goes out of her to impress you
>she gets you donuts and coffee early in the morning, and when you start feeling tired brings you energy shots
>it seems like she just wants in for the money or a promotion so you don't care much
>but she really just wants to love you and be with you
>11:40 rolls by, and she brings the documents you asked for earlier
>"hey, here's the papers you needed, I was gonna email them but I wouldn't want to miss out on a shot to come see you"
>you give a half assed smile and thank her
>"is there anything else I could get you sir?"
"no thank you sunset, see you later"
>"o-okay, see ya"
>she walks away with a slumped back
"oh wait, hey sunset"
>she jolts back to you with an excited look on her face
>"yes?"
"those donuts sucked ass"

>>26817044
"Thanks, got you on In-N-Out tomorrow"

>>26817592
The only appropriatte response, ever. Just because someone apologizes does not mean they are owed forgiveness. Some guy raped your sister? Oh, he said sorry. Gotta forgive him! Right? That's totally how it works... Good short, writefag. Keep it real.

>>26817662
>Over-eager secretary wants to spend time with the boss
... This is a code three yandere alert. Code three.

>>26817592
Do it.

>>26818602
Has there ever been a yandere Sunset green?

>>26818678
>her dead eyes will never stare deep into your own as she fucks you
>she will never ride you slowly and methodically with a knife to your throat
>she will never tell you repeatedly that she loves you in that monotonous tone of hers
>you will never be forced to cum inside her as she sighs and starts coming up with names for the baby
>she will never catch your fearful gaze roaming over the corpse of her 'love rival', accusing you of cheating on her with your eyes
>she will never pluck out your eyes and remove the traitorous tongue that screams and insults her as she does it
>she will never sail out to sea on a nice boat with your head in a gym bag, a perversion of happiness in the practiced smile on her face
I think my severed penis is somewhere by the water cooler, but I assure you it's diamonds.

>>26817044
>one

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>>26818712
diamonds

>>26818590
Who hurt you, anon?

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>>26818712
Okay, I think you took your whole yandere shtick a little bit too far there, buddy.

>tfw all of the Krispy Kremes closed down in your area

I just want good donuts again...

>>26819850
School days... Look it up

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>>26820635
But anime is shit anon, just like your story , your life, your religion and your waifu

>>26820651
>Le chinese cartoons are shit tier
I don't question your taste in life decision to lurk a board about a show for girls under the age of 12.

>>26820715
This is gonna be cutesy.

>>26817044
>You look at the doughnuts, then at her
>then at the donuts again
>One last time at her, this time making a frown
"...why?"
>"Why what?"
"Why 'for the two of us'?"
>She looks at you, surprised
>"...b-because I wanted to"
"Why?"
>"Again? Why what?"
"Sunset, why me? You have lots and lots of friends. Not to mention we barely talk to each other. I'm not saying I'm not grateful for it, it's definitely a nice gesture and it shows a big heart. Yet...I still don't get what led you to share this with me."
>Baconhair stares at you, her big aqua eyes fixed onto you
>Her face seemingly a mix of sadness and affection
>"...I just...wanted to. Isn't this what friends do?"
"...so you want to offer me these doughnuts...just because?"
>"Yes."
"No ulterior hidden motive?"
>"At all!"
"...really?"
>"Really."
>Another look at her, then at the doughnuts.
>They sure look yummy.
"W-well then, thanks. I'll take this one"
>You grab the chocolate one
"Cheers. And, um, thanks."
>You istninctively get back to what you were doing, cutting the talk short.
>She smiles and has a cute giggle
>Then picks a chair, puts the box on your desk and sits besides you.
>"Silly, we have an entire box to finish!"
>You get a little startled
>What's with this friendly attitude all of a sudden?
"Uh, b-but what about the others?"
>"What do you mean?" she says, while eating a doughnut
"I mean, w-we...ehrm, you should share these donghnuts with them also"
>Another awkward silence
>Cute aqua stare intensifies
>Then she smiles
>"...only me and you, this time"
>And all of a sudden she hugs you
>"But it was nice of you to ask"
>WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
>SECURITY BREACH
>WHAT IS SHE DOING
>BLUSHING ALERT

>>26820737
Sorry, had to fix an awful, repeated, blunder

>>26820762
S'okay. Good to know I didn't imagine it though. I was concerned I was creative for a moment.

>>26820762
>OH GOD WHAT
>SOMEONE'S TOUCHING ME
>DEFCON NINE
>I WASN'T EVEN PREPARED FOR THIS SHIT

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>>26817062

>>26820762
Cuddleset Shimmer

>>26820762
>"aaaaw, Anon!" she says, giggling "No need to blush, it's all good! Nobody will get jealous! They're just doughnuts, after all"
>you can only nod, almost petrified by that sudden show of affection
>Her arm is still firmly placed onto your shoulders.
>To be completely honest, instinct is telling you to check for your everything
>Smartphone, wallet, clothes, books
>Everything
>"...so, what do you say? Aren't they divine?"
"...shbchwsz"
>"What?"
>You cough
"Y-yes...yes they are"
>"Glad you like them, you have to thank Pinkie for these."
"Well, th-"
>You stop in mid-air, cause she casually started scratching the back of your head.
>Your weirdest erogenous zone
>While your entire body begins to shiver in pleasure, you muster all your strenght
"...Sun...set....?"
>"Tell me?"
"Not...there...trust me...."
>The scratching stops
>She looks at you, surprised, blushing
>then quickly removes the arm, giggling nervously
>"...uh...I...sorry...didn't mean to..."
>awkward silence
>Nobody seems to have paid attention to you two, thankfully
>You look at each other
>Both blushing
>then you start laughing at the same time.
>In the end, it turns out as the most cheerful half-box of donuts you ever ate (till then)
>"...ooh boy, time to go."

>>26820896
oh boy oh boy I like this

>>26820896
"Well, thanks again for the snack"
>"You're welcome, anon! Tell you what, why don't you join us, at lunch? It's gonna be fun!"
>You smile at her
>Sadly
>That's maybe a bit too much
>You're probably going to end up making a fool of yourself.
"Well..."
>"Come on!"
"...I'll s-see..."
>"That's the spirit! I'm expecting you, don't let me down! Later!"
>She waves at you then cheerfully goes her way, throwing the empty box into the trash
"...yeah, bye..."
>You get back again to what you were doing
>All of a sudden, you feel a presence coming towards you
>"Ah, anon!?"
>What does she wants now?
"What's up?"
>She stands besides you, smiling
>Then kneels, as if she was about to whisper something in your ear
>You get your head closer
"Tell m-"
>Before you manage to finish your sentence, she swiftly turns her head and kisses you on the cheek
>You blush, surprised, while she smiles at you
>"You don't need reasons to spend some quality time with your friends, don't ever forget this"
"..."
>"See you later, sensitive neck"
>This time she strolls out of the classroom for good
>You're still frozen there, unsure what to do
>Behind you, a couple classmates are clearly giggling
>Well, that was something...

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>>26820940
d'aaaaw

>>26820940
this makes my heart happy

>>26817044
Huh?
>You look at the doughnuts.
>Hey that's your favourite flavor!
>"Y-Yeah just for us..." She mutters
>You look at her.
>She looks at you.
>...
>You keep looking her.
>...
>She keep looking at you.
>What is happening?
"What are you doing Ms. Shimmer?"
>"N-Nothing at all An-"
"Professor Anon"
>You interject her
>"R-Right sorry about that..."
"Please take a seat"

>>26821009
>>26821033
Glad you liked it, maybe I'll try to go on a little bit, later.

>>26821065
She wants to ara ara an older man

>>26818712
A fan of school days I see

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>>26820692
Because they are better, if you say that you think they are shit-tier compared to your animes ,then why are you here?, go back to /d/
>inb4 I like both
Then why did you said that it's bad to lurk this board?

>>26817044

She isn't real.

>>26817044
I prefer the one unseen, that "bakers dozen" one (the 13th doughnut)
I want to glaze your ponut and then eat it out

what would sunset taste like

fireball?

>>26821438
strawberry shortcake

>>26821438
Like a cinnamon bun fresh out of the oven

>>26821438
Shit.
Like the taste her fans have.

>>26821532
>cinnamon
so like fireball

>>26821506
that's more like ponka

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>>26821573
no u

>>26821573
>not wanting to shimmy into shimmer's hole

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>>26821710
>not wanting Shimmer to shimmy into your hole

>>26821734
shiggy diggy

>>26821734
Try as you might, you just can't escape the autism and faggotry instilled in you by your daddy mtg, huh.

>>26821834
I don't see how wanting a beautiful goddess to peg me makes me a /fit/ memelord who always types in niggerspeak

>>26821580
she's more bubblegum cotton candy

I don't like using the cliche of bacon for Sunny
her hair reminds me of strawberry shortcake, especially when you add the whipped creme...

>>26821734
I want her to fingerbang into my life

>>26820940
I have saved this. Thank you for the cutes Anon.

cute sunset is my fav sunset

>>26818590
This anon got it right. Most people don't know what forgiveness actually is.
More of >>26817592

>>26822086
The Anon in that bit was pretty autistic, really, if he holds grudges and flips his shit over something as silly as getting pushed around a little by a girl with an attitude
Not surprising spergs around here wouldn't find anything wrong with that

>>26820940
i want more of this

>>26817044
>anon?
Bagels! Honk honk!
>ahh get away from me you freak!.

>>26817044
>just the two of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

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>>26820940
>"Sensitive neck."

>>26821580
Naw man, Ponks is Bubblegum flavor

>>26822351
I want to eat tasty pone vagoo

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>>26822379
You and everyone else on this board...

>>26820940
This the end?

>>26823201
'Writefag' (three posts is not exactly a green) here: I'm thinking whether to add something or not. It still stands on its own, tho.

>>26817044
I thought the box said Original Dazzled Doughnuts for a second.

>>26822218
>"Hey, Anon! I brought you donuts!"
"Oh boy!"
>You lift the lid revealing the tasty morsels beneath
>They're fucking bagels
"These are bagels, Sunny."
>"Take one, Anon!"
"These are fucking bagels."
>"Eat them!"
"Why would you do this?"
>"Take a bagel, Anon. Take one!"
"Why would you lie to me, Sunny?"
>"Eat the bagels, Anon!"
"THESE ARE BAGELS WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS."
>"EAT THEM, ANON. EAT THE BAGELS."
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT."
>"EAT THE GODDAMN BAGELS ANON!"
"JUST."
>"FUCKING EAT THEM!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>"EAAAAAAAAAAAT-
"OOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>"THEEEEEEEEEM!"

>Two hours later finds you panting and sweaty in bed with a naked Sunset
>A bagel around your dick
>You are a weak willed man

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>>26823988
Now I'm imagining her doming as hard as she could me while constantly shouting about her bagels
>"Yeah, you take the fucking bagel you little slut. I bet it feels pretty nice around your sissy donut-loving microdick."

>"What's the matter, fuckboy, not enough frosting for you? The only thing that's getting frosted around here is my womb, bitch."

>"DON'T YOU FUCKING STOP NOW YOU SPRINKLE-EATING, ECLAIR-UP-THE-ASS-HAVING FRUIT!"

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GIVE ME THAT JELLY DONUT YOU SUNSLUT SHITTER

>>26817227
>Fruit of any kind
All these non-purists shitting up my board.

>>26824888
>"DON'T YOU FUCKING STOP NOW YOU SPRINKLE-EATING, ECLAIR-UP-THE-ASS-HAVING FRUIT!"
And now I can't stop imagining having sex with Ghost because of that line.

Thanks, anon.

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>>26817062
>>26817069
Can we turn this into a human Sunset ponut thread?

(Full image: https://derpiboo.ru/1074056 )

>>26825679
I still can't believe this never took off
this is literally a perfect compromise

>>26825679
No.

It's less shit than most anthro because of dat horse pussy, but the lack of crotchtits and >nohooves fucking kills it.
Come back when you want to share pony Sunset ponut and I will get behind you.

>>26825706
>a perfect compromise
What ever you say furfag

>>26825205
You can roleplay as John Conquest with Ghost as you spit roast him with the Engineer.

>>26825716
Crotch tits are garbage tbqh, especially when fetishists make them huge and uncanny like with that one mare who creates unemployment

And hooves are nearly a meme fetish while footwear like boots or heels are much more sexy

>>26825796
>Crotch tits are garbage tbqh
I'll overlook that one because I once held the same wrong statement. You'll come around eventually.

>especially when fetishists make them huge and uncanny like with that one mare who creates unemployment
I agree, but those aren't really crotchtits, their human boobs stuck on a horse.

>And hooves are nearly a meme fetish while footwear like boots or heels are much more sexy
What about hooves in boots or heels faggot?
>Not wanting to worship a ponies hooves as you tongue the frog on the bottom of it

You'll come around.... they all do.

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>>26825716
>more salt coming from you than a horses new salt lick toy
I was referring to having EqG being accepted around here if it was fanon that the girls have horsepussies

wanting to bang a pony is furfaggotry, if you're gonna be tossing labels out there

it also sounds like you're gonna be THAT asshole of the thread, aren't you?

>>26825843
>I was referring to having EqG being accepted around here if

No
Stopped right there
Get out

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>>26825865
You're right; he's silly for making such a statement when it already is

>>26825865
yup, you're gonna be a faggot about it

why are you even in a thread about a pony who is considered by many to not be canon?
this is obviously an EqG shimmer thread, if you can't accept others to have different tastes than you, go make your "shimmer pony only" thread

Dang it guys, all I wanted was for the thread to be filled with beautiful ponuts attached to humans. I like human, pony, hooves, feet, crotchtits, human tits, etc as long as it's Sunset.

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>>26826023
I agree with you brah
she's beautiful no matter what form she takes

it's just one asshole so we should ignore him

Bimp

>>26817044
>Sunset brings me Krispy Kreme
>Closest Krispy Kreme to where I live is in the next town over
Well jeez, no way I can say no to that kind of dedication.

>>26825679
There was some pretty rad green that went with that picture.

>>26826950
I have a NEED

>>26827593
http://pastebin.com/gwL8TUMw

>>26826950
didn't one of them involve her getting a horse pussy when she ponied up?

>>26828051
pretty unf-y
thanks for the link anon

>>26826942
You think that's dedication?

She came to you from another dimension.

bump cause sunset greentext is best greentext

>>26825706
It's basically satyr

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>>26825679
What if Sunset has other, larger horse parts?

>>26831056
I'm all for that too. I love the thought of Sunset with a magnificent horsecock.

>>26831056
Sunset a cute.

Anon a faggot.

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>>26831354
I'd be Sunset's personal faggot anytime if it not only means that she'll love me but also let me slurp on her gigantic horsecock

>>26831524
sus

>>26817044
bump

>>26818712
I am so turned on right now.
Damnit! I'm at work, too.

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>>26818712
>implying I would resist or ever think of insulting someone as perfect as her
If Sunset wanted to keep me bound and locked up in her cellar, mutilate me, or end my life, I would remain at peace because there's no one else that I would rather allow to do so
Not every yandere end has to necessarily be a bad end

So am I the only want that wants her to use a donut as a sex toy on me?
After she jerks me off with one I get to watch her eating said creme filled pastry.
Then we could have fun finger painting each other with frosting

six doughnuts for each of us is kind of a lot sunset

that's how you get fat

>>26833348
>not polishing off an entire box by yourself, sandwiched between two deep-fried pizzas wrapped in bacon and washing it all down with 4 liters of pop
Pfft, get a load of this stick.

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>>26833394
>pop
It's SODA.

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>>26833348
>Not having an ultra fast metabolism
I pity you

>>26833417
sodie pop

Stop bumping this

>>26834699
So you want us to bump this?

>>26833417
>>26834682
Don't start this again! I'm still pissed off from the last time.

>>26835069
last time?

>>26835069
Not really last time.

>>26833144
>tfw you have to browse /mlp/ bottomless

Wat

>>26835536
Thefuckdoyoumean?
I'm stoned and confusef

>>26833394
>>26833419

>two responses to my post
>one mocks me for being a stick
>one mocks me for being a lardass

never change

>>26817044
>no creme puffs or eclairs
Go!

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>>26833419

>>26817044
I want the chocolate cake, lemon frosted, and the crueler.

I'm good on the rest. You can have 'em.

>>26817044
bump

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>>26818712
>She will never attach your head to her body to let you live gloriously