DAAPI and friends edition
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
Previous thread
>>26805099
>filly
>rarara
>>26809793
>3.51MB for such a shitty quality gif
Jesus christ anon
>rara
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26809859
MOM MOM MOM
I CAN SEE HER BITS
Nyx wants a cuddle.
>>26809859
>rara
>>26809867
>nyxfags
>>26809888
I was surprised by how good that episode was.
It sounded terrible based on the synopsis.
Fluttershy!
>>26809901
What's that, filly?
You want a burrito?
>>26809900
>he does it for freefags
see? not nice is it.
>>26809915
Don't be rude with the spanish speaking fillies.
>>26809904
cutest mare
>>26809904
>>26809915
Wrap her in a blanket Anon! Burrito her like the legends tell!
Cute latino fillies in your area [click here].
>>26809952
>do you live in anonymous proxy too?!?
Blankets specifically made for burritoing ponies are now on sale!
>>26809972
>fluttershy will never wear a slinky black dress for you
>>26809959
Buy now and get lessons included with pony professional blanket professionals! They're extra professional and will let you test it on them!
>>26809977
Good
Oh damn I thought I had remembered why I was alive but then I forgot
>>26809983
I want to be the pony getting wrapped.
>>26809926
no need for such negativity
>>26810026
>*shitty mare
>>26809977
Yes. Ponies in black dresses is something I'd wanted to see for a long time.
>>26809995
Philistine!
Fluttershy is a lovely mare.
>>26810034
fluttershy is a bad pony and you should feel bad
Did you boop your sun horse today?
my cuckolding girlfriend! there you are! i missed you so much!
>>26810108
>>26810108
Please do not drug the flower trio.
>>26810125
what's that from?
>>26809804
>>26809821
NEVER
EVER
PCKUKCS
>>26810162
>PCKUKCS
what's that?
>>26810162
Why is /pol/ shitposting so fucking indecipherable
Are you all mentally retarded or something
>>26810139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBPRzWIbx8
>>26810162
>>26810170
well, yeah
>>26810170
Oh, is *that* what that retarded drivel was supposed to be?
4/10, some common transgressive elements but lacking coherency and emotional impact.
Behold, behold
The princess Flurry cometh
Unicorn mares dominating you with their magic
I love the smell of a good new filly.
>>26810238
>>26810238
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/317847/flurried-flares
>>26810278
fucking unicorns man
>>26810227
Unicorn mares urinating you with their magic
>>26810334
>Young unicorn mares in the library
>struggle to stifle their giggles
>as they take turns grabbing Anon's dick
>>26810357
>they laugh at how Anon's dick is smaller than their horns
>then they take turns pegging him
>>26810261
>writes bad my little pony fanfiction
>hey join my patreon
>>26810364
>>26810368
this is how all your fantasies end
>>26810376
When he doesn't write horrible fetishes or anthro monstrosities his stuff is actually pretty hot
>>26810383
>>26810411
Derpy no! That's forbidden love
You know what's the hilarious thing
this
I'm literally howling with laughter right now I'm pretty sure my neighbours are listening
>>26810399
yeah okay anon
>>26810376
msob pls
>>26810425
>dobson
too easy of a target to actually be funny.
>>26810447
>inflates
heh
Dress the pony.
>>26810455
you cheeky breeky.
>>26810425
>yeah okay anon
Do keep in mind that almost everything is horrible fetish shit or anthro trash
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302255/straight-as-spaghetti this is pretty hot though
>>26810461
>convienient crotch access
unf
Once upon a time there was a pony with a really great butt
>>26810463
don't argue with him
>>26810467
they're basically assless chaps. And he's wearing them IN PUBLIC.
>>26810474
jeez anon sorry if I can't take seriously people that write my little pony porn
>tfw you are comfortable posting random quasi-lewd in MLPG
>but the idea of meeting IRL horsefuckers terrifies you
>>26810488
same
>>26810488
from a thumbnail it seemed an extremely cellulitic ass
>>26810505
get out of my house, pony
>>26810488
Meeting people doesn't doesn't terrify me, it's a pretty straightforward project.
It's making friends that's absolutely terrifying.
Also cosplayers are fucking shit.
I want Princess EA to turn me into an anthro mare and use me anyway she pleases!
>>26810556
>she
He has a dick, dude.
Remember, fillies are not bag of holdings.
I put my filly of holding into a portable hole.
>>26810574
She.
>>26810586
But I just put my plasma bombs and railgun inside of her!
>>26810600
Equestria is no more.
>>26810609
Dick.
HE.
>>26810488
Yeah, I'm never meeting any of you nasty fuckers in person.
>>26810616
HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
>>26810617
>>26810529
>Also cosplayers are fucking shit.
I'll fight you
>>26810617
agreed
>>26810638
cosplayers are not ponies
thus cosplayers trying to be ponies are shit
thus mlp cosplayers are shit
>>26810609
She just ate them. I doubt you'll be able to recover those objects.
>>26810617
>>26810642
Let's all meet up sometime and not meet anybody together.
hey i made this for the brownie bun blog but they never uploaded it to the main page so here you go
>>26810556
What if it'splaying videogames with clothes on
>>26810666
>-atryl
I laughed
>>26810488
>met horsefuckers IRL
>pretty cool bunch of guys
You can't just kiss a mare without asking her first.
I don't think most of you are nasty.
I think some of you suffer from various combinations of bad taste and psychological and sexual issues, but that's far from the worst thing in the world.
I do wonder about myself, and why I enjoy a middling-to-good cartoon about magical friendship horsies so much. Also why I dream about them…
You can just kiss a filly without asking first.
>>26810699
>>26810702
I'd like to think i'm basically a normie minus my fetishes
but it's not like I go around talking about MLP and transformation irl
>>26810708
SHE'S GONNA BLOWAnd by that I mean suck anon's dick
>>26810671
I at least better be able to smell her intoxicating musk.
>>26810671
>playing videogames with clothes on
you mean turning EA into a pair of pants and a t-shirt, every inch riddled with erogenous zones so that whenever you move he orgasms?
Turning his own dick and balls with a joystick with a pair of buttons at the bottom of his base, playing with him for hours on end, never stopping, as he oozes cum under your armpits and crotch?
>>26810703
Fillies tend to bite you if you try, though.
>>26810738
that's why you should give them some fillynip first to mellow them out
>>26810733
This really isnt pony at all
Please take it to /unf/
I want to bear my waifu's children
>>26810702
I think most everyone in here is probably a cool guyor girl. I might act kinda odd on here, but in person, you'd never be able to tell I was even remotely interested in ponies, much less completely infatuated with them.
>>26810750
he asked
and /unf/ is dead
>>26810733
UNF
>>26810702
The good thing about IRL meetups is that the really disgusting pieces of shit don't show up
>>26810752
but
>>26810749
>you will never tickle her belly
>>26810768
um
>>26810769
I would get a uterus installed just so I could bear her child. I'd even let her borrow my penis to get the job done.
I saw a girl with a pair of striped thigh highs on the street today and I unfed out loud.
Like that.
"Unf."
I blame you guys.
>>26810769
What's the problem, Butterhorse?
>>26810784
>know the guy in the Derpy shirt
Holy shit, this is going to be fun to send to him
>>26810800
tell him he looks like a total loser and he should burn that fedora
also shave
>>26810784
You think fat, ugly and awkward people constitute disgusting then you're a dumb normie.
>>26810786
Let the meme become you
>>26810784
I'm talking about behavior, not appearance, anon
I'm pretty sure none of those would talk about wanting the ponies to shit into their urethra or something
>>26810638
There's only one good pony cosplay and it's the Burdened.
What happened to all the GOOD pony commentaries?
>>26810821
>you feel it
>I feel it
>>26810586
You clearly didn't get the Ponka model, then.
>>26810836
there were good commentaries?
no really, serious question.
>>26810836
>good
>commentaries
>>26810830
I've noticed that the two go hand in hand more often then not at these kinds of things, but fair enough.
>>26810810
He literally wears that fucking thing everywhere. I've told him it doesn't look cool, but I'm a 'bully', so he doesn't listen.
>>26810834
I agree 100%.
>>26810836
>good pony commentaries
I don't even have a reaction image for that
>>26810425
>a guy who writes pretty well earns more money than a shit-awful artist who legitimately creates "I AM SILLY" art about people who criticize what he draws
Am I supposed to be surprised?
>>26810836
That's like saying
>where did all the good pony episode reaction videos go?
>>26810849
is that a trench coat he's wearing there too? I can't tell
Filly things.
>>26810821
Beautiful
>>26810847
Most disgusting pieces of shit are ugly, but not all ugly people are disgusting pieces of shit
Statistically, half the planet is ugly
Things wouldn't go well if they were all disgusting pieces of shit
>>26810851
>a guy who writes pretty well earns more money than a shit-awful artist who legitimately creates "I AM SILLY" art about people who criticize what he draws
You could also word it this way "A man with 15+ years in the comics industry who's released two books on his own gets less money than a 18 year old writing erotic my little pony fanfiction."
They're both correct sentences, that's the fun part.
>>26810870
>>26810859
He owns one, so I wouldn't be surprised. All of his shit is army green.
>>26810786
there were some girls behind me in class the other day talking about what unf meant and it reminded me of here, too
>>26810875
>15+ years in the comics industry
Posting inflation fetish comics online doesn't count as being in the industry
>>26810786
I saw a girl lift her foot out of her shoe and I saw her soles then I bit my lip and said unf.
>>26810870
Memes to you, my friend.
Memes to you.
Sunlestia watches proudly as two of her ponelets carry on a conversation in little bits as the one on a faster orbit zooms past, rapidly rattling off its greetings before being swept away by Sunlestia's gravity.
A derpyroid zooms past, as always, spinning and giggling.
>>26810895
Tthat's how he words it on his DA though. word for word.
Isn't he like 40 now?
>>26810892
that's just great
>>26810786
>go out for a smoke
>see a hot neighbor working out half naked
>audibly unf
I hate you guys so much
>people are actually saying 'unf' in real lifeI thought i was the only one
Boop away the pain.
>>26810948
why do you hate us? You'd have to hate us if you didn't unf at the hot neighbor and instead only unfed at drawings of ponies.
That's healthy, anon. Unf more.
>>26810951
impressive how a single person opening can lead to the opening of a dozen more
Isn't
>>26810951
I always assumed it was originally taken from real life in the first place. Like the guttural noise you make when you see something hot translated into text.
This is like those r63 characters transformed back into mares
>>26810968
No it is not.
>>26810974
>This is like those r63 characters transformed back into mares
>re-transformation
U-unf!
>>26811009
stop transforming the mares, they're getting tired
Twilight'sgiantmana pool.
>>26811040
she probably just stacks int and nothing else
>>26811040
>Twilight Sparkle's five-minute pre-battle buff sequence.PONETRATE UP!
>>26811058
would you raise your arms and give her your energy?
>>26811049
that's not true
she also stacked CHA
you're probably thinking of moondiaper
>>26811096
what do you want, nerd
>>26811099
>>26811062
Yeah, but I feel like receiving the energy of any anon here would cause a very severe negative reaction. Like Twilight would just start hurling everywhere, as if she had cast a mind-reading spell on you.
That's why Tirek would be making a very major mistake to try to absorb your power.
>>26811099
>>26811114
reminds me of that darf fic.
ponies and birds are natural enemies
>>26810900
A E S T H E T I C
>>26811121
>Tirek absorbs your power
>just fucking vomits all over the place and gives up, obviously not expecting the extent of your depravity
Hiatus stram in 3 hours (just to make sure people don't get it confused due to DST)
>>26811143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CjEH6eNqNY
>>26811151
>vomits everywhere
>immediately starts to get aroused
>not sure what's happening, he flees into a very large mountainside basement
>looks up images of ponies all day and masturbates to them
Marker hasn't been booped in days
>>26811175
>tirek is defeated
> but mlpg has a new shitposter
>>26811189
I haven't booped in days, so we can both help each other out
>>26811189
THAT THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE HER HORN IS A PENIS
>>26811211
that's really rude, man
>>26811211
No it doesnt
What sort of fucking chernobyl-ass penis do you have?
>>26811192
>he's worse than sa.jpg anon
>worse than the dash terrorist anon
>even worse than faceless
>all he ever talks about and commissions is cockvore of fillies
>samefags constantly to try and make it look popular
Equestria may be fine, but AT WHAT COST?
PONES IN LESS THAN A WEEK
>>26811192
>Tirek is a pregnant Cadance fetishist
FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM
>>26811232
honestly who puts the wrong end of a spoon in their mouth?
>>26811217
>tfw seeing crying ponies
they were not made for being sad
>>26811222
>ass penis
unf
>>26811232
>imminent_throat_fucking.jpg
>>26811248
excuse you, she's married
>>26811246
>dickbutt
>>26811241
but they're so cute when they're sad
>>26811258
She has a thing for ss, though.
>>26811279
They're much cuter when they're happy
>>26811280
just to be clear, that was an alternate universe and the real Tornado filly is not a changeling
I repeat NOT A CHANGELING
>>26811281
I'm about 97% percent that's illegal
>>26811291
>her talent is the sisterhooves social
What a weirdly specific and useless talent
Nyx turning you into a colt and holding you in a blanket
>>26811289
arguable
>>26811297
She's a princess
You gon arrest royalty, motherfucker?
>>26811304
No, her talent issisterly bonding.
>>26811291
I'm going to have to confiscate the tornado filly until we can be sure.
>>26811309
>She's a princess
she's a unicorn with prosthetic wings, anon
there are only two real princesses in this show
>>26811291
>that candy tucked into her mane
That's cute.
>>26811320
You can't just confiscate a filly.
>>26811329
Damn, that's actually really fucking adorable
>>26811335
why not?
>>26811352
The human version of her nobby drew does weird things to my dick
>>26811322
ITYM
>pegasus with a strap-on horn
at least going by the chapterbooks.
>>26811371
>Little question mark necklace
That's cute.
>>26811371
Oh my god
I can image her cheering at almost anything you do
>walking
>WOOO YOU GO ANON!
>putting trash in the can
>YEAHH HE'S CLEANING UP THE WORLD!
>shitposting
>AWW YEAH LOOK AT HIM GO!
I want her
>>26811371
she's 18 right?
>>26811371
Is she wearing garbage bags for shoes?
>>26811382
SIDEMOUTH
>>26811371
nobby's stuff is weirdly hot
I should commission him again when I have the money
>>26810070
God I loved how everyone pushed Pinkie around on her skates. So cute.
>>26811371
>fishnet stockings
BE STILL MY DICK
>>26811371
>tfw no loli fangirl
>tfw no filly fangirl
>>26811415
is this supposed to be raindrops
>>26811415
Dream of bulbous Anons.
>>26811391
she probably still has a featureless crotch
>>26811023
This is exactly what I want.
>>26811431
>inner thigh cutie mark
OH MY GOD ANON THIS IS A SFW BOARD
>>26811371
>>26811444
Doesn't mean she won't try to flash you for a confidence boost
>>26811371
>Tfw you will never have a fangirl
>>26811403
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26811431
Of all the ponies to get the inner thigh cutie mark animation error, I think Raindrops might be the most unfortunate by far
>>26811371
oh wow
how adorable
>>26811444
Just because she doesn't have pubic hair yet doesn't mean she's featureless, Anon.
>>26811481
she's perma-wet
>>26811444
My dick will overcome this obstacle.
>>26811417
That's alright, that is perfectly legal here.
>>26811473
>tfw had a fangirl
>tfw too awkward in high school to get the poon
>>26811352
>>26811371
Who's that pony?
>>26811520
some oc filly who loves anon
>>26811520
What do you think this is, Pokemon?
>>26811533
Oh.That's cute.
Your filly followers are eager to be taught the ways of the Human.
>>26811570
I'm teaching a class at the local pony community college on mondays and wednesdays, it's free for fillies
>>26811514
>high school
Don't fucking remind me
>cute friend constantly and very blatantly hits on me
>think his advances are just jokes
Kill me
This mare has something to ask you.
>>26811600
no thanks, I'm married to my waifu
but I'll ask her if she's interested in a 3rd occasionally
>>26811599
>his
>>26811616
I am turbogay, anon
>>26811537
>>26811624
Marker pon?
>>26811616
yes
>>26811624
It's Celestia seen from above.
>>26811629
>>26811624
suger belle
>>26811643
I was close
>>26811643
THAT"S BULLSHIT
I DEMAND A RECOUNT OF THE VOTES
>>26811533
Why does Anon always gives hats to the fillies?
Mare Anon surrounded by a bunch of knots
>>26811710
no filly can resist the allure of a new hat
>>26811630
That's too cute
how do we get rid of showshitters guys
>>26811405
>tfw he's done a few requests of mine
>tfw I want to pay him back but no Paypall or anything
Anon is forbidden from giving fillies any more hats.
Stop sending me pictures of cartoon fillies wearing little to no clothing.
>>26811724
>>26811791
>>26811791
Pony strongly recommends against using the hair straightener on your pubes but she's not your mother. Knock yourself out.
>>26811819
show some decency, Sweetie
>>26810227
I want a pair of futacorns to turn me into a mare, shrink me down to filly size, then stuff the hell out of me
"Sugar Star" is actually Sugar Belle with a dyed coat & mane and a fake cutie mark decal.
Nyx has a poner.
Stop trying to live your former dreams through your filly, Anon.
>>26811880
>futa nyx fapfic
i bet thats a thing that exists. i would probably read it.
>>26811874
Sugar Belle is a unicorn though.
>>26811874
I have no idea who Sugat Star is
>>26811901
if you look closely her horn is actually just a paper towel roll
>>26811896
Filly wants to have an all filly threesome.
This is her choice, not mine.
>>26811901
She tucks her horn into her mane
>>26811915
can she wait for me to become a filly too
>>26811917
>tucking with bone appendages
How does that work
>>26811868
I want my futacorn waifu to turn me into a mare, shrink me down to micro size, then stuff me into her urethra
Maybe she'd even keep me there as she ravages another futacorn's plump pulsating ponut
>>26811932
Caramel tucks his 'bone appendage' just fine to become Toffee
Or, at least, Big Macintosh doesn't seem to notice
>>26811939
that sounds nice
>amusingly named pony OCs
>>26811956
>Blueball blitz
Wat?
>>26811956
>pooryorick
that's a blast from the past
>>26811950
He notices but it makes him even hornier, anon
>>26811939
You wouldn't rather have your marewife turn you in to her futacock so you can fuck the ponut together?
>>26811985
Nah
I want to feel her length squeezing me, not become her length
How big is your waifu, Anon?
>Is your filly daughter's name really "Filly'; drop table Students;--"?
>Your little joke made us lose all our students' data, I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>26812013
I am
>>26812005
Very large and very hung
>>26812000
Eh, suit yourself. I'd rather cuddle the cock than end up inside it, personally.
>>26812005
Horse-sized
>>26812005
With ponies this is a fluff-o-meter
>>26812013
No, that is my filly wife's.
>>26811899
You could write it :^)
>>26812051
>filly wife
Pony casts magic missile in the darkness.
>>26812112
>arranged filly marriages
>>26812183
I would bully that pony mercilessly
>>26812297
would you be brolestia's gfI wanna take that horsecock
>>26812308
I wanna be his bf
>>26812297
>She is naked and Brolestia is dressed.
Wut
>people are already doompauling and saying that Glimmer is ruined forever
I'm having some serious deja vu
>>26812330
>some people fucking -hate- Starlight
>some people think she's being ruined
I love this
It's so entertaining
>>26812330
I thought that was always the default state of affairs before any new pony.
>>26812319
it's opposite day, obviously
>>26812290
instant regret
>>26812352
it is
it's also default to make the type of posts you replied to by this point
>>26812372
a cute pone she is
>Celestia is now a hot sun dragon
>>26812425
I want to build cool shit with them
>>26812425
They're both cute.
Oh my god do you think Thor Pony would have a nordic accent?
>>26812431
>>26812448
>thorse has a nordic accent
>wrenchorse has a german accent
I can dig it
>>26812448
There is a suspicious lack of smiths in Equestria, I gotta say.
Why couldn't she be one of them?
Are there even any national stereotypes for smiths?
>>26812275
What about being the bullied filly?
>>26812514
Well, I'd get to be a pony, so that would be an acceptable trade off.
>>26812517
>filename
This is actually making me kinda sad
What the fuck
>>26812494
Smiths were pretty prevalent in most cultures, but a lot of British took 'Smith' as their names, so probably that.
>>26812514
Wouldn't the panties get wedged in her vag
>>26812450
>scootaloo + spike
as dumb as that is, I actually like how this dragon scootaloo looks.
She makes for a cool little draco
>>26812607
yeah I was thinking about trying to crop that out and just present it as dragon scootaloo but it seemed like too much work
>>26812517
>Oh god is that a tongue
>That's a tongue
https://derpiboo.ru/1113294
>>26812615
Damn anon you lazy.
I'm going to do some pics of her like this with the other 2 regular pony CMC.
>>26812662
>>26812672
I saw Spike kissing Apple Bloom in the playground
>>26812672
>that guy again
ECH
>>26812494
Equestria is industrialized for the most part, they don't really need them on any large scale
Bathe with the ponies.
>>26812781spy on the bathing ponies
>>26812717
>ech
what?
>>26812803
a sound of disgust
>>26812820
>disgust
but it's not disgusting?
>>26812792
they are naked all the time anon they probably wouldn't notice
>>26812672
How does he animate so well but draw so bad?
>>26812683
do it
>>26812781
Would that be considered a lewd activity? If anything I bet ponies like bathing together so a friend can help clan places a hoof can't reach.
>>26812854
I want to fuck that dragon Sweetie Belle.
>>26812878
>>26812919
I SAID DRAGON NOT GRIFFON
>We're ready, Anon!
>>26812854
yes shall
>>26812919
sweetie belle is cute no matter what she's been transformed into
except maybe a minotaur those monsters aren't cute
How the hell do you write lewd stuff
>>26813025
listen to your boner instead of your brain for awhile
>>26813037
That's the entire problem
Writing lewd makes me horny, which makes me want to masturbate which makes me not want to write lewd
It's like a vicious cycle of horse anuses
>>26813050
Edge it man
Edge it
>>26813050
what he said >>26813068
write while you edge
>>26813050
sounds like you've got te first part down
you've got to learn how to write without giving in to the second part or you'll never get anything done
>>26813050
>>26813068
basically what he said
either hold off on fapping as long as you can or just kinda don't go too far and just keep going with things until you don't feel like it anymore
>>26813068
>>26813080
I guess that's one solution
Hiatus stream in 8 minutes at stram.party
>>26812552
That's the idea senpai. Some mares probably even enjoy it.
>>26812945I'd cuddle the fuck outta all of them.
>>26813097
IS IT PONY TIME
>>26813133
I bet theres nothing under there. unf
>>26813215
Indeed it is
gonna start streaming again in a bit, any requests?
>>26813263
A pony political cartoon
>>26813263
tactical pony operations
>>26813263
Pinkie riding a giant gummy worm.
>>26813263
Anon's fan holding onto his arm
>>26813263
nurse pon irritated with anon
Pony is tired of being the little spoon.
>>26813263
Seven sins ponies
>>26813097
Is there a way to kill the chat? I fear I might have to watch new horse like this next week if my plan falls apart
>>26813319
just go fullscreen
>>26813263
FREEBIRD
PLAY FREEBIRD
>>26813319
At least in the desktop version you can change the video to fullscreen.
No idea for mobile though, maybe the guy who is running the page has an idea how to fix it
>>26813319
Go to the actual stream instead.
>>26813263Wander riding on Pinkie's back while they share fun stories
>>26813263
princess celestia pretending not to know twilight in public
>>26813329
>>26813334
Oh, duh. I didn't see the icon at first, but full-screen works. Thanks!
>>26813335
But I don't know what that is and if I try to double click on the thing it opens some super shady ad thing that never loads.
>>26813319
install the ustream app and go to
http://www.ustream
.tv/channel/9aXPxkKDPtN
>>26813429
hot
>>26813429
trash
>>26813429
>anthro
>>26813429
unf
>>26813429
would
>>26813429
Why do you insist on posting furry trash here?
>>26813429
>Let us in, Anon!
>>26812431
my cuckolding girlfriend
>>26813429
unf
>>26813554
I read the fetishposter guide to Equestria, you're going to try and turn me into a filly.
>>26813554
>>26813452
>>26813464
>>26813479
>>26813528
>>26813548
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>>26813701
What do the ponies want?
>>26813652
Why would you ever resist that?
>>26813729
but spike has a canon humanoid build
>>26813752
Too bad
Pet
>>26813771
>>26813771
>>26813783
Thunderlane's checking out those wings
>>26813429
I want to smash that ass
>>26813783
I wonder if Thunderlane passed the wonderbolts thing.
CC might have she was in the 'bolts in that yak episode
Little pony pets with giant pony dicks
>>26813826
We've seen every single one of the student pones from that episode back in ponyville so its hard to say
maybe its like a one weekend a month type deal and different pones go different weekends
>>26813838
Or they were just reusing background pony assets because they were lazy
>>26813878
do they really do that?
>>26813885
All the time.
Filly is declaring a digital meme war on the Equestrian GOP
>>26813732The thrill of resisting it
Remember, pegasi wings are very sensitive.
Anyone got the edited gif of the super speedy cider squeezy 6000 quality control window?
pony you're the pickle in my coleslaw
pony you're the sugar in my tea
pony you're the relish on my hotdog
and pony you're the mayonnaise for me
>>26813972
>pony you're the relish on my hotdog
I wanna eat mare's hotdog
>>26813429
T H I C K K
sneeze fetish cracks me up
>>26813982
But what if mare was the hotdog all along?
>>26814039
>sneeze fetish -> detailed nostrils
>vore fetish -> detailed mouths
What happens if someone is forced to get ALL the fetishes related to body parts?
>>26814074
pony becomes real
>>26813936
Not nearly as fun as the joy of indulgence
>>26814050
she has the feather flu give her a break
>>26814052
I'd throw a hotdog down her hallway.
>>26813729
Even if just one of those rules was actually enforced, this board would be dead.
>>26814074
But isn't vore and detailed mouths go hand in hand?
>>26814081
yech, hope not all her feathers fall out
and at least it isnt Pegasitis
>>26814074
all body fetishes are literal shit tier fetish
robot fetish is the cleanest and most pure fetish
all hail the robot overlords
>>26814086
Are you sure you wouldn't rub hotdogs together?
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>26814129
yes
Don't know how people forget its not complicated
>>26814080
It's hotter.
It's hotter to be hunted down by a changeling, bitten and slowly turned into a broodmare.
Same thing with forced transformation, I'd rather a stallion spike my drink with a griffon potion than walking to a shop and saying "I WANT TO BE A FEMALE CATBIRD WITH A HUGE ASS, WHAT'S THE BEST POTION FOR ME?!"
>>26814112
>Anon and Sunset double-penetrating a fleshlight.
>>26814159
>forced transformation
Aw yeaAnd eventual acceptance of it too is icing on the cake
Thanks for coming by, the next batch of episodes will already happen tomorrow! And after that pretty much the rest of the week too, so we can get through season 2 before the hiatus ends
>>26814196
is that what happened to your hands, cosmo?
>>26814213
there's nothing wrong my hands maybe there's something wrong with everyone elses hands
>country horse
I miss mewball
mewball the waifu traitor
>>26814257
The look of his Lyra and his reaction to Background Pony were both great.
THIS WEEKEND
IT BEGINS
>>26814255
Home of the brave
Land of the filly
What happens if Twilight goes crazy with power? Disposes of the princesses and rules with an iron hoof of precision. Enforces friendship quotas, as friendship, according to her research, makes ponies happy no matter what?
>>26814276
Anon finally gets turned into a mare?
I hope he tries to fight the new urges.
>>26814276
I'm still not too keen on the premiere's main conflict, but I am intrigued to see how Starlight turns out. I'll also probably have a cuteness overload over them all fawning over Flurry.
I'm sad.
I wish it was new horses already.
>>26814309
I wonder if it ever will happen but I doubt it. We've seen twilight go mad, but not with power. She's perfectly capable of going off unhinged though.
All that power at her disposal though. Could you imagine how she felt with all the princesses magic stuffed inside of her?
>>26814328
Don't worry, the horses are coming.
>>26814334
They're not coming fast enough.
>>26814328
You don't have long to wait anonymous
>>26814349
trust me, you don't want to let an uncontrolled flow of ponies happen
they need to be closely regulated
i am a real equestrian
>>26814403
You may be
but I am the best pony
THE BEST
>>26814417
you're not even a pony
>>26814333
>Could you imagine how she felt with all the princesses... stuffed inside of her?
huehuehue
Filly reminds you to always use cuddling contraceptives.
Nyx is rubbing her face against you.
>>26814430
Of course I am not A pony
I am the BEST pony
it is an important distinction
You wouldn't recognize a goddamn filly even if one jumped up and bit you on the face.
>>26814449
no
>>26814459
Why would a filly be anywhere near me? I don't go outside.
you just caught filly picking her friend's nose
>>26814474
The fillies have teleported and are now right behind you.
>>26814453
Gross, get away from me.
>>26814255
>country white horse
>>26814516
>you will never drink mate with Celestia
>>26814534
mate is the fucking shit
I drink it every morning
>>26814531
ECH
>>26814560
I'll ech you
Please don't stack the mares
>>26814611
they actually auto-stack themselves
>>26814430
>there will never be a Celestia tries to be a normal pony episode
This saddens me so much
>>26814620
I think it would really be an easy slam dunk episode, there's still hope for it.
>>26814589
>two nice unicorn magical butts
>ruining that perfection with a dirty mud pony
Why?
Fillies are very kissy tonight.
Please remember to clean out the fillies when you're done with them.
>>26814620
>there will never be a Celestia episode, period
>>26814641
Fillies' don't have much money, this isn't a sound business strategy.
>>26814645
It's such a huge gamble. If they pull it off well, it could very well be considered the best episode of the series. But if they flub it, it very likely goes down as the biggest disappointment of the shows run.
High risk, high reward.
>>26814645
this Celestia's kind of stumpy
>>26814645
Celestia got replaced with a table, remember?
>>26814641
Please don't use the fillies.
With great ponies comes great responsibility.
>>26814632
They sure are.
>>26814670
But fillies are so useful.
And they're everywhere.
I'm using one right now to even out my table.
And another to hold my water.
Colt train being uncomftably snuggled by Nyx.
>>26814663
Oh god I want to take her and hug her
The fillies have stopped being kissy.
They're more in a bitey mood now.
>>26814769
>they slowly encircle you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA starts playing
>>26814757
Sunset plz
Twilight needs to get shit done today.
You can't be all a hugging her all the time.
Whenever you tried to misbehave, Savior Pony reminded you about that time the Romans nailed her to a bunch of wood
>>26814785
When Bach starts playing you know shit's going to start going bad.
Probably in slow motion.
>>26814659
I'd bet they even had couple pitches for Celestia episodes but laid them off because of that
>>26814787
You're not a savior.
They nailed you ON a piece of wood.
Big difference.
And stop showing me the pictures.
>>26814785
I ask Bach filly if now's really the time..
>>26814769How bitey?
>>26814659
Is there anything Celestia related they've done well? They seem to go full retard every time she's involved.
>>26814820
How so?
>>26814818>thought that was ed and winry
>>26814829
Like when she was an all-out ditz in Swarm of the Century, or her imbecilic trolling in a Bird in the Hoof.
>>26814820
I don't think so? They few times she's been the focus it's been great. She's not the stuffy super-formal leader she may come across as. She's a lot like her subjects, but she just happened to be chosen for her role.
>>26814829
>>26814842
Or any of the comic appearances.
Or when she gave Twilight all her powers and told her not to tell her friends for some reason.
Or when she constantly games to the big bad so Twilight can save the day.
I want to like the big horse, but she makes it hard.
>>26814842
>all out ditz in Swarm
>trolling in Bird in the Hoof
You may want to elaborate anon
>>26814829
Her plan for dealing with Tirek was to, dump all the princesses Alicorn magic into Twilight and have her go into hiding.
So we've long since established that Celestia is the worst princess, but who's the best?
>>26814903
Celestia, of course.
>>26814887
Do those sheets have a boner?
>>26814903
>>26812013
nice xkcd reference
>>26814903
>>26814786
Why not?
She has magic doesn't she?
And it's not like she can't give official addresses and orders while being snuggled.
>>26814935
I like that "Skyla" is now a shibboleth because "shibboleth" is a fun word to say that makes you sound smart.
>>26814929
If pony was bouncing on me, I'd have a boner too.
>>26814903
>Celestia
>worst princess
>when Twilight exists
I thought best princess was established long ago
Think of a song.Replace all instances of "shawty" in the lyrics with "pony".Post results
Once again I call for a vote:
http://strawpoll.me/7140434
>Celestia tries to teach Anon to make some friends
>Twilight tries to tutor Anon about Equestria
>Cadance tries to play matchmaker and get Anon a mare
>Luna tries to drag Anon into adventures
>>26814981
but you just posted factually worst princess.
>>26815003
please
just let me die alone and in peace
no more
>>26814954
>Twilight hires Sunset as her official pony-porter.
>Carries her around everywhere, while Twi uses her magic to fill out paperwork and organize events and shit.
>>26814995
There are no instances of shawty
>>26814995
>Think of a song
>Now replace this specific term
First song I thought of was Merchanter's Luck from Finity's end.
>>26815003
Love the poses in this
>>26815003
I'd be spending way more time with Luna than anyone.
And probably be level 100 before I even started the other quests.
>>26814996
>people voting for celestia
>when there will be no celestia episodes in S6
SUNFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>26815009
Condese is the only princess who ever does anything beyond her royal duties beside Twilight, but she's so incompetent and insignificant that she shouldn't have ever been one in the first place
>>26814842
>
>>26814893
Instead of just stopping him when he was dyel as fuck
Apple should apple apple.
>>26815190
not in my applequestria
Remember, just because she has a mark doesn't make her legal.
There go my nipples again.
>>26815012
Are you saying that you would actually enjoy that? The endless praise about your potential? Or them caring about you? And the eventual memories with them, cementing friendship?
Fuck that.
>>26815203
I bet you're a blank flank
Filly can't wait for her swimsuit episode.
>>26815229
look uh, we couldn't get the swimsuits in on time
can she do the scene naked?
>>26815204
You really should get a grip on your nipples, anon.
>>26815212
too used to the solitude anon
i wouldnt like it
>>26815235
Absolutely not.
Someone get her a bucket of paint!
>>26815244
too bad
>Rainbow Dash is in chains
>She proposes that if she dislocates her wing joints, she'll be able to slide out unharmed
Can you tell her the things that are wrong about that plan, and propose a more efficient alternative?
>>26815244
That's what would make it entertaining to see.
Note: unicorn fillies can be used as guns if trained properly in the skill tree.
>>26815277
But can you dual wield fillies?
>>26815306
If you can get two to play nice with each other
In order to transition your residency permit to citizenship in Equestria you must get married within 4 years of your arrival.
>>26815277
where's that picture of a guy using a pony as a gun when I need it
>>26815318
>get two gunfillies
>they keep triggering each other
>they're not even angry at each other, they're just playing
would you let a stallion give you a massage?
>>26815357
why wouldn't I
>>26815369
some guys aren't comfortable with other guys touching their butts
>>26815266
She wouldn't have the stomach for it. She should ask help from someone with fingers
>>26815271
Someone edit this to say "Time to be unbirthed, Anon"
>>26815357
Yes
>>26815383
it's text on a white background, you could do it you lazy bum
>>26815357
Of course. I hope to learn to return the favor as well.
So do griffons have live birth? Or eggs?
Or is it like mostly live birth but the baby has little eggs just on its bird legs and head?
Urge to rape nearest mare... rising...
>>26815396
I'm bad at writing with the mouse, and I'm tired.
Just someone do it please.
I'll pay in arousal.
>>26815427
What if you're the mare and you're alone?
>>26815391
What the hell does a family of midgets, cakes or wedding dresses have to do with anything?
>>26815441
damn anon you lazy
just erase and use the text tool
c'mon get up and jam
>>26815432
Get that dragon into quarantine. He's caught the smug.
Quickly, before it spreads.
Filly marked you as her lifelong partner and announced it on Facebook.
>>26815450
cant
goin 2 beb
>>26815466
>>26815465
Sorry, DT. Silver just got me first. I'm sure she'll share if you ask nicely.
>>26815465
>>26815483
Those Apple Brown Betties
Colt added you on Diaspora.
>>26815504
What the fuck is that
I'm not signing up for another social network for a single contact.
Colt added you on Peeple and gave you positive review saying that you molest fillies.
anyone have that picture of Gilda holding and egg and telling Dash she's the father?
Celestia has created a profile of you in every social network in Equestria so you could make some friends.
tempurpedic gilda
>>26815539
Can't find it on derpibooru, sorry anon
>>26815610
did you check ponibooru
>>26815618
poniboorus been beb for years
>>26815357
>>26815535
He has no proof of that claim.
>>26815642
He has hidden camera footage from when he was disguised as a filly
>>26815625
ponibooru's back apparently Cosmo
>>26815679
>>26815679
where
I love you.
Filly tricked the colts into doing it with each other in public.
>>26815618
I did but no dice, I've only ever see it posted here
I was just trying to find it for no particular reason and was annoyed that I couldn't
>>26815679
>>26815689
It's not actually back it's some upstarts trying to regain the "underground" feel of Ponibooru.
Whatever the hell that means.
>>26815703
""""tricked""""
Three months of winter coldness...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJJ94uw05KQ
>>26815753
no I don't want to play filly ball with you
>>26815753
Anon should really stop harming the ponies.
WE DRAW STREAM NOW
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
>>26815841
>>26815841
>>26815841
New thread
>>26815765
Filly says you're going to love her balls
>>26815850
We haven't even hit image limit yet you fucking double nigger
>>26815790
>>26815891
>>26815850
WE AREN'T READY YET
>>26815755
That song was the first pony thing I ever saw. It was what made me watch the show.
I watched the video so I could laugh at how horrible the newest MLP cartoon was and yet I ended up watching this thing on repeat a few times before watching the show. The next day i found you faggots because it was one of the first results on google.
Jesus if Daniel didn't fucking leak that dumb song I don't even know if I would have given the show a chance.I'm actually tearing up from remembering this. God I am such a huge faggot
>>26815919
Just in case we ever get archived before we hit image bump.
>>26815919
I WAS BORN READY
hug the mare
>>26815962
>Spamming images for no reason other than to hit the limit
what a good idea anon
>>26816001
Oh boy now there's TWO mlpg's for me to post in!
>>26816001
It's my favorite.
>>26816028
>one MLPG yesterday
>two today
>three tomorrow
>eventually /mlp/ will be nothing but MLPGs
>Hey anon.
>You feeling a little hoarse?
>>26816072
>cinnamint
>>26816072
ARE THOSE LITTLE PONIES RUBBING THEIR VAGANARAMMAS TOGETHER?
>>26816066
>>26816066
I'm feelin' cider.
>>26816103
Hey Lunawhy the long face
>>26816162
Dash, your pixles are showing!
>>26816162
Stop being such a pedo, Dash.
Fillies are for snuggling and loving only in a non-sexually manner.
Why did the Cloudsdale pony not enjoy her week in Canterlot?
Because she was under the weather the whole trip.
>thread ends in a flurry of terrible puns
I hate you all.
>>26816243
If Gilda said you weren't a dweeb, she'd be partly lion.
I love Princess Lily Blossom
I love Adolf Hitler