>"/mlp/ I need your help! Rarity just messaged me telling

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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:47:04 Post No. 26776618 [Report]

>"/mlp/ I need your help! Rarity just messaged me telling me not to bother with the condoms for tonight. I feel like this might be a serious red flag, but on the other hand this is my life's dream! What do I do?"

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:48:35 Post No.26776637
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:48:35 Post No.26776637 [Report]

>>26776618
cum inside.

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:50:31 Post No.26776658
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:50:31 Post No.26776658 [Report]

>>26776618
There is literally no problem.
1. Cum inside
2. Marry her
3. Have a family
4. Live happily ever after

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:51:37 Post No.26776666
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:51:37 Post No.26776666 [Report]

>>26776618
Dude.......you've loved Rarity forever. This is your ONLY CHANCE MAN!

But, yeah, you gotta leave after she gets pregnant

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:52:03 Post No.26776667
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>>26776658

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:52:07 Post No.26776668
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:52:07 Post No.26776668 [Report]

>>26776618
Just tap the mare pussy. Dragons probably can't even get ponies pregnant anyway.

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:56:37 Post No.26776716
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>>26776637
>>26776658
>>26776668
>"Okay then, no regrets!"

>>26776666
>"Hey guys, this one is quads. Should I be worried?"

Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:56:57 Post No.26776718
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 03:56:57 Post No.26776718 [Report]

>>26776618
She's cucking you with another dragon. Don't fall for it

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:10:53 Post No.26776854
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>>26776718
>"He's joking right? There's no way Rarity would do that to me... right?"

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:18:38 Post No.26776928
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:18:38 Post No.26776928 [Report]

>>26776854
No she wouldn't. She only loves you, Spike
Now why the hell are you talking to us?
Go eat some marshmallow, if you know what I mean

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:19:15 Post No.26776934
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:19:15 Post No.26776934 [Report]

>>26776668
>not familiar with dragonhorses

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:24:07 Post No.26776964
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:24:07 Post No.26776964 [Report]

>>26776928
Don't listen to his anon.

All women are social and financial rapists Spike, don't trust them!

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:25:35 Post No.26776975
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:25:35 Post No.26776975 [Report]

>>26776716
Don't believe super-satan.

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:29:23 Post No.26777000
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:29:23 Post No.26777000 [Report]

>>26776618
It just means that Rarity wants to give it to you raw Spike.

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:45:09 Post No.26777141
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:45:09 Post No.26777141 [Report]

>>26776618
Before you do anything, check the number of chromosomes you have and compare with pone. Then you may never even need the condiments.

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:45:46 Post No.26777147
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:45:46 Post No.26777147 [Report]

>rape

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:46:18 Post No.26777152
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:46:18 Post No.26777152 [Report]

>>26777000
God, jesus, and the super devil all agree. You got to plow that mare spike

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:50:05 Post No.26777189
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>It's a Sparity thread

Anonymous 2016-03-17 04:51:06 Post No.26777197
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>>26776618
I think it's probably more like when your boss says "I'm afraid we won't need you to come in on Monday."

Anonymous 2016-03-17 05:04:22 Post No.26777283
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 05:04:22 Post No.26777283 [Report]

>>26777156
:O
you must seduce the yellow one
REVENGE

Anonymous 2016-03-17 05:29:47 Post No.26777476
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>>26777410
threesome.
it's full proof!

Anonymous 2016-03-17 05:53:16 Post No.26777651
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 05:53:16 Post No.26777651 [Report]

>>26777156
>>26777410
>>>/trash/

Anonymous 2016-03-17 06:15:43 Post No.26777870
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 06:15:43 Post No.26777870 [Report]

>>26776618
You wont need condoms because she's already got a box
~~she is doing the penetrating after all.~~

Anonymous 2016-03-17 12:24:26 Post No.26779432
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>>26776618

Anonymous 2016-03-17 14:53:58 Post No.26779917
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Anonymous 2016-03-17 14:53:58 Post No.26779917 [Report]

>>26776618

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