>"Fine, we'll have Anon settle this. Whatever he

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>"Fine, we'll have Anon settle this. Whatever he says decides who wins, got it?"
>"Yeah yeah, fine."
>"Anon, I say I have the most awesome chest."
>"In your dreams, Dash! I have the best chest between us."
>"Mine's softer!"
>"Well mine's poofier!"
"Pfft, in your dreams Gilda. "
"Get real Dash. You little pansy pony chestfluff can't compete with a griffon's fluff!"
"Bwa ha haaa! now who's dreaming, featherbrain?"
"It's still you, dork. Your head's still in the clouds and forgot to catch up with the rest of you."
"C'mon Anon let's settle this. Tell her that I have the best chest fluff this side of Ponyville."
"No way he's picking yours over mine. I've got the bigger chest here. You'd better pick me, dweeb."
>"Well mine's softer cause it's fur. Besides, mine can be just as big as yours if I push it out like this."
>Feathers can be soft too. And I don't even have to try to poof them out. You just look constipated."
>"Shut up!"
>"No you shut up!"
>"Tell us who it is, Anon. Feel my chest with those hands of yours if you want to. Rub your face in my chest if you like! I don't care!"
>"Yeah, Me neither. Do whatever you like to my chest too! Just don't be a dweeb about it."