>"So now you know the truth, Anon" >"I,

>>26767232
Have you ever made a dildo entirely out of spiderweb?

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>>26767232
Well, this certainly is a sticky situation

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I webbed

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>>26767232
So you're Twilight's daughter?

>>26767232
How do you hide all that hair under the mask?

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>>26767232

>>26767289
>no hooves
>no colored skin
gtfo

>>26767296
The same way the dazzlings and twilight hide their hair under hoodies

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>>26767296
>>26767315
Magic
>snort snort

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>>26767289

>>26767232
How the fuck did you hide all that hair in your tiny hood?

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>>26767301
I'm not a fan of colored people, but here's one where they're both ponies.

>>26767337
>>26767329

>>26767344
Now this works for me.

>>26767232
This actually has entertainment potential

>>26767232
I don't know why but I wanna hug you and then have steamy, sloppy handholding

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>>26767232
What a coincidence, I am also a bug.

WRITEFAGS NAAAAOOOOOOO

>>26767232
Sunset, we all know that white stuff shooting out of your ass was not spider web...

>>26767232
Someone should draw that sceen from spider-man 1 where peter is upside with the lower half of his mask off and mary jane kisses him
but do it with sunset and twilight

>>26767422
>Not Celestia.

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>>26767422
>>26767433
>lesbianism
Looks like we've got a couple of degenerates here. Your dubs won't save you from your wicked desires.

>>26767449
>he doesn't like lesbians
You gay son?

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>>26767495
No, but you clearly support such a lifestyle.

>>26767422
Sunset is canonically straight, though.

>>26767508
>post nazi pony.
This explains everything

>>26767510
She was only using a guy to get ahead in the school.

>>26767510
So is everyone. There aren't any jews in their world to encourage behavior such as homosexuality.

>>26767538
And get head
If you know what I meme

>>26767510
That hasn't stopped anyone before.
Look at all the Deadpool x Spider-man stuff even tho neither are confirmed to like men.

>>26767510
She could be you know bisexual.

I'm convinced Luna is bisexual myself.

>>26767625
With who?
Celestia and Pip?

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>"We've known each other for so long"
>"I guess what I'm asking is...can I trust you to keep it to yourself? If any of my enemies found out, it could put the people I care about in danger"
>"Including you"

>>26767625
Nice headcanon you radish-kin star gendered demiboy transfaggot.

>>26767651
She's our friendly NEIGHbourhood spider-woman

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*inhales*
>Living on the edge
>Fighting crime, spinning webs
>Swinging from the highest ledge, she can leap above our heads
>Ahhhhhhh
>Ahhhhhhh
>Spectacular
>Spectacular
>Spider-Shim!
>Villains on the rise, and the city's victimized
>Looking up with no surprise
>Arriving in the speed of time
>Ahhhhhhhh
>Ahhhhhhhh

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>>26767625
>Luna is bisexual
Don't you ever talk to me or my waifu again.

>>26767717
I I'm sorry anon I can make it up to you feel free to say shit about my waifu I'm a trixiefag.

>>26767801
Go to bed seth

>It was a chance occurrence, really
>You just so happened to be out and about in the city when some freak in a suit started screaming at a wall
>While you covered your ears from the sound, the brick structure exploded inward and the dude ran inside
>Turns out it was First National Bank and he was robbing the place
>A bunch of rubberneckers gathered around at a presumably safe distance with their phones out, recording the whole thing
>Y'know, instead of calling to cops?
>Whatever
>So you put in a call to metro dispatch and started back along your way
>This sort of thing always ends the same way anyway
>Some sperg comes out of the woodwork once a week with superpowers and then gets smacked down by the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Gal
>Woman
>Whatever
>In any case, while she's got a totally rocking bod, the whole crime-fighting shtick is getting a little stale
>Sure her ass looks great and she's limber as hell, but she never hangs around for long after the work is done and you're pretty much over wanking it to her after your last marathon session
>So, it's back to the important things in life
>Like getting food for dinner
>Before you're even three blocks away you hear a roaring cheer and shake your head
"That's our hero."
>Content that everything is okay, you continue on your way
>But as you round a corner, you hear a familiar voice coming from a nearby alley
>"Well, that was pretty good, but maybe I could have been a little more snarky?"
>A grin spreads across your face
>You'd recognize Sunset Shimmer's voice anywhere
>Absolutely one of the top tier babes at CHS
>And now you have a chance to sneak up on her
>Inching closer, you strain your ears to wa r the right moment to spring into action
>"Maybe I should have said something like, "Open wide, here comes your sticky surprise!"? Mm... that kind of sounds gross. Gosh this whole banter thing is hard."
>There it is
>Still grinning, you quickly round the corner and call out
"The heck did you get into, Sunset?"

>>26767846
>She turns towards you, her eyes so wide that you can't even make out the pupils
>Correction, there are no pupils
>And that's not Sunset Shimmer
>You take a half-step back, locking eyes with the battle babe of the burrow, Spider-Woman
>It's hard to tell behind the mask, but you're pretty sure that she's just as surprised as you are
>Better think fast and come up with an excuse!
"Uh, whoops."
>Got'em
>Now you're golden for sure
>As expected of a heroine, the red-clad woman quickly recovers, cocking a hand on her hip
>She oozes confidence, undoubtedly going to make a clever quip about how it's simply a case of mistaken identity, and then rocket off along the skyline
>"A-Ah ha ha ha ha ha, hello citizen! It's me, your uh, amiable, local Spider-Woman. W-W-W-W-Why on earth would you th-think I'm Sunset Shimmer?"
>Ah
>Wow
>Totally unconvincing
>Wetting your lips, you move into the alley and ask
"Sunset?"
>Spider-Woman takes several steps back
>"Yes, I do believe it's about sunset, which means that good little boys should be headed home!"
>...
>Holy shit.
"YOU'RE Spider-Woman?"
>"NO I'M NOT!"
>Almost immediately, the heroine claps her hands over her mouth
>After a moment, she sighs and motions you over
>You oblige, and once you're positioned in a way to block the view from the street, she pulls off her mask
>It's her
"What the actual fuck?"
>"Language."
>Whoops, you said that out loud.
"But, really, you?"
>As you struggle to overcome your sudden state of tongue-tiedinitus, Sunset sighs and stares at you
>"Yeah, me. You figured it out. So what are you going to do, sell me out?"
>Your mind whirs
>You could make a boatload of cash on a Gabby Gums exclusive
>But no
>There's something far bigger at play here
>Taking a deep breath you look into Sunset's eyes
"I just really want to know one thing."
>"Why I'm doing this? Well, it all started when-"
"No, no, not that."
>"Then what?"
>Stepping in close, you lean down and whisper
"How do I shot web?"

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>>26767855
>spoiler

>>26767586
Is she a MAN!?

>>26767855
>amiable, local, Spider-Woman
I webbed.
Continue you cheeky c#nt
"Deadpool! Language!"
"Kiss my a$&!"

>>26767232
get out

>>26767232
Bullshit, that is no excuse for why there are boot prints on my ceiling!

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>>26767945
You ever walk on a ceiling? It's fun

>>26767984
It's also fun to drip web in Wolverines eye when he's sleeping.

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>>26767998
Iz nawt web

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That's a cute outfit!
Did your husband give it to you?

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>>26768045
As a matter of fact, he did....shortly before he was carjacked and murdered.

>>26767855
I wonder what it would be like to fuck on a giant spiderweb.
>Years later Anon was diagnosed with cancer due to over exposure to Sunset's radioactive vaginal fluids.

>>26767232
But is she a menace?

>>26768097
Doesn't matter, had sex.
And it's ok because he's gonna get rebooted or revived in some way at some point

>>26767449
>>26767508

>filename
Oh jew

>>26768097
>After many happy years together, Anon is diagnosed with a terminal case of SPACE AIDS
>The clearly distraught Sunset seeks out help from all her old friends
>Unfortunately nobody can help, not even the Vindicators Science and Magic Specialist, Mrs. Spectacular
>With nowhere else to turn, Sunset looks to one of the most eclectic foes in the universe, the amorphous demon Legion
>The two strike a deal that saves Anon's life, but at the cost of the memories of their time together
>And their future daughter's existence
>Before they can grieve, Sunset wakes up in her Auntie Luna's house where the principal is working up a big plate of oatcakes for her to eat
>Anon is dating The Fast, and has plans to marry Rainbow Dash within the year
>Sunset wonders what she might have missed out on if only she'd worked up the courage to reveal her identity to him that fateful day
>But hey, oatcakes, right?
[Edited by Big Jim Miller]

>>26768107
>Anon lying down on his death bed.
"You know it kinda sucks I got dick cancer but that was the best fuck I had in my life."
>Those was his last words.

>>26768204
>He returns next season as Doc Cock.

>>26768220
>The last thing his victims hear is
"Ayy bb u want some fuk?"

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>>26767855
Seriously though, keep going

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>>26767651
>>"I guess what I'm asking is...can I trust you to keep it to yourself? If any of my enemies found out, it could put the people I care about in danger"

MEANWHILE, IN THE SAME REALITY

>>26767926
>>26768341
It was all for the meme ending buds, even if Spider-Shimmer sends shivers through my timbers.

>>26768469
Can you repeat that? I think I misheard you.
You say you DO want to keep going? Well that's good to hear, I was afraid that I'd have to Un-alive you for a second there

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>>26768469
>"I can wait for this all day"

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>>26768587
>>26768613
Niggers

>>26768641
Zebras are very helpful

>>26768666
Satan demands writer continue?

How come part of her outfit is black instead of blue?

>>26768684
Black is slimming

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>>26768680
>making deals with the devil
>in a spider-thread
Yeah, nah.

>>26768713
Didn't Spidey make some kind of deal to save MJ from radioactive sex?

>>26768726
He made a deal with Mephisto to save old ass Aunt May when she was dying.
It just cost him a happy future despite the Parker luck, and turned him into a manchild
But at least he got wheatcakes.

>>26768743
>"Oh well, I guess I could always call up Gwe-
.....oh"
>"Fuck it....hey Black Cat? You free tonight?"

>>26767232
I'd like to squirt some of my sticky white stuff at you, if you know what I mean.

>>26767855
The worst thing about this is the obvious potential it has. This could be a greentext where allthe m6 become superheroes, and anon discovers them all one by one, and helps form a superhero team. fuck i can already see an arc where anon gets the venom suit, and lets out the pent up feeling of uselessness upon the town culminating in a my god what have i done moment. The amount of potential that is going to be wasted when this shity thread dies is sad.

>>26767232
i don´t recall any female spider ever wearing this particular suit

>>26768743
I'm my opinion the most retarded thing he could've done. The lady was old as fuck and you sacrifice your marriage for her?I wish there was a way to revoke his super dumbass status

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>>26768757
black cat isn´t an option anymore

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>>26768438
#teamironman

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>>26769865
#teamcaptain

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>>26769873
P-please come back, I want to be your friend again

>>26767232
>>26768072
Wow.
Forget mentioning the commissioner, Sunset is diamond-inducing with a Spiderman suit on. More please

>>26767344
Das racist

I'm proud of you

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>>26769576
Good news is that there's already a lengthy greentext by Sergeant Nonymous about super heroes
http://pastebin.com/pBpNL2kb
http://pastebin.com/HinTFV9q
http://pastebin.com/2Sc8tXQW
And, if you're legitimately that excited about the concept, then you're free to run with it yourself. That's part of the fun.
>>26769793
There was one obvious benefit that everyone forgot Peter Parker was Spider-Man after he unmasked on television, but between BND and Civil War, I haven't had a desire to read a copy of Spider-Man since.

>>26769576
Fug man make a superhero general or something. I'd be down to write for it over springbreak. I just can't do it enough to hold a thread man.

>>26769820
She likes being hit

>>26770154
yeah but we would need at least one good green to justify it's existence

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>>26768204
>>26768220
>Anon dies of dick cancer
>Is revived as a supervillain with eight tentacle dicks
>Becomes Doc Cock
>A kinky fight takes place over New York city
>Webbing and prehensile dicks battling it out
My sides, but also a boner.

The sides of my boner?

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>>26767315

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>>26770424
>I am the sides of my bone...

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>>26767232
I want to do this to you.

>>26770064
We need this

>>26767249
>dumblrtale
die

>>26770064
One of the best damn greens on this board is capeshit
FML

>>26767692
Fuck, that theme song was the best. Stopped when it was just getting good, too.

Sunset kissing Twilight/Anon Spiderman style when?

>>26770930
Lewd.

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>>26770930

>>26770930
First thing that came to mind was analbeads...


Sexy.

>>26767391
>you will never team up with spiderwoman sunset to deliver justice to petty criminals and dangerous monsters

>>26772843
>You will never fuck Spider Sunset.

>>26767232
>"Fuck."
>Anon quickly hides his venom suit.

>>26772880
Brb I'm gonna go die

>>26770064
The benefits of being Peter Parker: he's a nobody

>>26772843
Surprised no-one made a green of this

>>26767232
>>26772648

from the looks of it , you´re not even sunset shimmer

you´re that dastardly doctor ocktopus

>>26773194
Same with Sunset.
Because she isn't canon.

>>26772893
Would this end in a weird love/hate/agressive romance?

>>26773787
I will slit you

>>26773691
She's the Superior Spider-Woman

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>>26774630
>>26772893
If Venom Anon has sex with Shimmer while the symbiote is a part of him, is it considered a threesome? Science demands an answer

>>26767632
No, with Celestia and anon. Best ship no contest.

>>26767289
Please fucking kill yourself

>>26774635
It's the truth.
I still love her.

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>>26767232
Yes, I need spiderset shimmer in my life.

Green when?

>>26767232
you are actually sunset spiderwomans arch enemy

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:random

whats your power and what do you do with your new knowledge

>>26774926
Surprise is the first thing, obviously.
Then I laugh, hard before revealing my own identity
Watch her panic, and then?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Expulsion
I walk away from the scene like nothing happened.
Because nothing did.

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Fluid_Manipulation
since i can control all bodyfluids and her body is like 60% water and is my marionette the rest is up to my mood

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>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Musicianship
rock her pants of

>>26774926
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic_Arm
Induce serenity so that we can talk things out like rational human beings
And then have glorious superpowered hatesex

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World
be unsurprised and scream: "GET ON MY LEVEL BITCH!"

>>26774873
When one of these writefags starts to give a damn.
I don't know why they hesitate, this is a golden opportunity

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>>26775009
>your superpower is controlling semen

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Non-Lethal_Damage
I knock her out and then take her home to have a sensible conversation.

>>26774926
Alternate Timeline Creation. Since my archenemy just so happens to be the chick in class I have a crush on, I create a timeline where we're together and either she's reformed me or Ive corrupted her.
After a long day of either terrorizing innocents or fighting crime, we go home and fuck like spiders

>>26767249
Praise the spider dance!

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>>26776450
>we go home and fuck like spiders
So she cannibalizes you afterward?

>>26776531
I thought that was what a mantis does?
Either way, it's hot

>>26776553
Both do
It's how the Black Widow got its name

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>>26776565
I thought it was because she had some red in her ledger

>>26774926
Sunset's spider pussy is good as mine.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Control

Bump before sleeping.

>>26767250
You fucking autistic little shit.

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Prayer

I guess I'd pray that she doesn't kick my ass too hard.

>>26774926
Topkek shenanigans tiem

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Confession_Inducement

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>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adrenal_Activation
You're fucking dead you goddamn condiment haired shitposting nightmare.

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>>26774926
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Manipulation
I guess I can intimidate her with my superior cutlery.

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>>26776589
No, it's because she's a slut
don't worry if you don't get it

>>26768200
OMD will never not rustle my jimmies

>>26767692
Spider bite from the 90's cartoon would have been the shit also.

>>26776531
If the sex is the best I'll ever had, then I would care

>>26778870
she really likes zucchini


also i wish someone would draw sunset as black widow

>>26778190
Just ram several down her throat.

If Sunset is Spider-Man, then is Anon the Black Cat?

>>26781776
Idk

Bump for spider-Shim

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hormone_Manipulation

Now this could be interesting
Will green later cause it's too late in Britbongistan

>>26782666
Satan goes to bed at quarter past nine? No wonder God kicked your pussy ass out of heaven

>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chanting_Empowerment
Gonna beat the shit out of people while chanting "gonna fuck your shit up" continuously

>>26782666
I'm interested in a green of this

>>26783187
Me 420

>>26782865
That's would be hilarious especially if you say random stuff like deadpool

Would the other Rainbooms be other variations of Spider-Man or other hero's?

>>26772648
>>26784133
Here's your answer

>>26784292
Thanks anyways

>>26782666
You have piqued my...curiosity

>>26784928
Join the club. I wanna see how that would go

>>26785334
"I guess we just sit here and wait...see what happens"

Don't let it die....not yet

>>26787235
Damn, if I'd just saged another post after this one >>26787125 , this cancer would've 404'd.

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>>26767232

"...God damn it. This. This is why I never bothered asking what you do for a living and or a hobby. I knew that digging too deep would bring up something I wouldn't like, and damn it, I wish I wasn't right."
>"What are you saying?"
"...You've been dating one of the people that have been trying to kill you."
>"Oh shit. Who are you? The Vulture? Doctor Octopus? Mysterio?"
"...Shocker. The sad thing is, it's not even personal. I was trying to kill you for the big cash reward so I could afford to treat to better things--"
>"Pffft---AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"The fuck? I'm pouring my heart out, and you're LAUGHING?!"
>"Oh-oh I'm sorry, it's just that...that I thought you were a legitimate threat there for a minute, and then you go and say you're the Shocker of all people! Ahahahaha! Y-you're not even in the D lists of my archenemies!"
"WHAT! Oh, fuck you! I'm totally a legitimate threat!"
>"BWAHAHAHA!"
>"I'M A THREAT TO SOCIETY, DAMN IT! STOP LAUGHING!"
>"...God, you're so pitiful that it's turning me on..."
"I AM NOT PITIFU--wait, what was that last par--"

And that's how Spiderwoman fucked the Shocker into submission.

Oh, and Anon got laid too, I guess.

>>26787968
So are they a couple? What happens next?

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>>26787968

>>26787968
Gave me a chuckle.

>>26787968
Shocker has come closer to killing spidey than most of his other villians if i remember correctly

>>26787968
Would Anon stop trying to kill Spider-Shimmer?

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>>26774926
Hey, hey let's dance all day.
Boing, Boing

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation

>>26789536
Yes but Sunset wouldn't know anon's villain persona, or the fact that he knows her identity.

Anon can't stop being a villain and can't tell sunset who he is. All anon can do is make sure she doesn't die.

>>26787968
>you will never reveal your secret identity to your nemesis
>she will never pity fuck you

>>26787259
Your mother

>>26790236
Watch out, kid, I think I see your teacher coming.

>>26767232
how the fuck does these threads reach 200 replies

>>26790262
Because shim sham is best pony

>>26790262
Shimmerfags are the most dedicated shitposters.

>>26790262
Because Spider-Woman Sunset is an interesting concept

>>26790340
It is and I wanna see some green

>>26790766
Dubs demand?

>>26790890
Yes

>>26790914
Alright Alright Alright

>>26767232
Halloween is over Shim, you can take off the suit

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"I have you right where I want you, and you just want me to just give up? Why the hell would I do tha--"
:Insert passionate makeout here:
"...Yeah, okay, that's a pretty good reason. Damn it, I never should have revealed my identity to you."
>"Aw, come on, you know you love dating your nemesis, even more when she utterly dominates you in bed!"
"Damn it, did you have to say that last part out loud?!"
>"What? Are you saying you don't?"
"...I hate you so much."
>"Love you too, sweetie!"

>Sure, the sex is mindblowing, but damn if dating her hasn't been putting a hamper on your super villain career.

>>26791525
I wonder if Sunset would crash a villain meet up just to see Anon be bad for him or his partner? Especially when Sunset wants lunch or sex at the time.

Would Sunset use her webs during sex?

>>26791738
>web bondage
Either fucking unf or fucking terrifying depending on your level of arachnophobia

>>26791738
>>26791525
That's weird, I'm pretty sure I didn't have a boner before...

>>26791822
It would be terrifying if the web came from her ass

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>>26791927
>not wanting to eat out Sunset's ass to make her cum webs
You're missing out

>>26791938
True, but I'm more worried about being glued to her ass

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>>26791738

>"So, we're all in agreement. We have Shocker pull off a series of petty thefts in order to draw Spiderwoman away from our main plans."
>"Nah, I say we just have him fuck her brains out for a solid week, until she can't feel anything below."
>"...Oh. Right. Completely forgot you two are dating. All in favor of throwing the Shocker under the bus, so to speak?"
>"AYE!"
"...I'm not sure what I'm more surprised at, that Spiderwoman managed to just waltz into our supposed secret meeting unopposed, or that the fact we're dating is that blatantly out in the open, despite my attempts to conceal it."

>>26791997
Honestly, I still don't see the problem
(Unless...she has to go to the bathroom)

>>26792029
Well that and air

>>26792048
Fresh air is overrated

>>26792025
Can you imagine if Sunset was in the mood and sort of kidnapped Anon? What if she had the symbiote suit?

Speaking of, is Sunset wearing the regular Spider-Man suit or a different variation?

>>26792142
Is it considered a three way if sunset has sex while she has the venom suit?

>>26792344
If they like it freaky then why not.

Working on some Spider Shimmer green, keep it alive until then.

What if Sunset made Anon become a villain?

What if Sunset gets off to betting up bad guys and whatnot, but they're either older guys or women. She sees a chance to make Anon a villain cause she has a crush on him and to get some hate sex.

>>26792735
i like this idea and just imagine how anon could react if he found out

Having sex with Spider Sunset would be amazing. Especially when she is using her webs as bondage.

>>26792751
And another thought the Rainbooms helped make it happen

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>>26792735
>anon was just a normal nerdy kid
>one day spider shimmer pushes him down the stairs due to accident
>anon swears that he will seek reverence

>>26792859
scianon?

>>26792142

>THESHOCKER has entered the chat
>THESHOCKER: YOU ASSHOLES!
>The King of New York: You appear to be irritated.
>Octavius8: Possibly in the posterior region.
>THESHOCKER: SHE WAS WEARING THE SUIT
>THESHOCKER: THE BLACK SUIT!
>The King of New York: Why do you think none of us bothered to stop her when she barged in on our meeting?
>THESHOCKER: What the hell? Was I the only one who didn't know?!
>The King of New York: Yes
>Octavius8: Yes
>RockYouLikeAHurricane:Yes
>TotallyNotASpyGuyz: Yes
>Bring Me A Dream: Yes
>The Hunter: Yes
>GGrulez: Yes
>The Hunter: Yes
>TotallyNotTheVulture: Yes
>ZapZap: Yes
>Teh Rhino: Yes
>The King of New York: Really should've been to last week's meeting, or at least read the minutes.
ZapZap: Anyway, what're you worried about?Aren't shockwaves your thing? Pretty sure that's what her suit's weak against.
THESHOCKER: Trying to fix that up, have to settle with the dollar store version of your powers for now.
>THESHOCKER: Ohgodicanhearhercallingformeg2g
>THESHOCKER has left the chat

For your entertainment, imagine THIS scenario being played out, but with obvious differences: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMk-HPBF6Mw

>>26792882
the image came from that thread. I mingled some things so it would fit. what can I say? I like this gif.

>>26793096
though you make me wonder what is villain name would be.... the best serious that would come to mind would be graviton

>>26793108
Sounds like a deception name

>>26793108
>>26793490
*Decepticon

>>26793108
Gwen-anon.

>>26792921
This is hilarious. You think Sunset gets help from AJ, Rarity and the others from time to time?

We need more of this

>>26793507
But Gwen dies....
(Unless we're talking Ultimate comics Gwen)

>>26793919
Go home Miles

Which Spider-man costume would Sunset wear?

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>>26793602
"Alright, with this stash, I can finally--"
>HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YE GOSH DARN VARMINT!"
"Oh, you have got to be shi--"
>"'Fraid not, pumpkin'! Yer' dealin wit'--"
>"THE POWER PONIES"
"...That's...that's really what you're all going with? I honestly thought that was just a joke on the internet!"
>"W-well, we were struggling for names, and I-I tossed that one out as a joke...I didn't think it would actually get voted for..."
"Right...ANYWAY, isn't this many heroes a bit much for what amounts to a thug in a suit?"
>"Slow day, plus we're trying to kill time while we're waiting for Sunse--I mean, our friend to show up!"
>"Filisecond!"
>"Oh, come on, it's not like I spilled THAT mu--"
"Wait, you're Sunset's friend's?!
>"...How do you know Sunset?"
"Uh...lucky guess--HOLY SHIT LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!"

>Thankfully for his ass, they actually fell for it, while he beat a hasty retreat (with few placed blasts to make debris smoke to cover his escape)

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>>26794676
I think she'd look best like this

>>26794733
Ok, but you know that spider can fly if I remember correctly.

>>26794724
Man I wish there was more and a pastebin for this

>>26787968
You know you should just quit as a villain when mysterio is considered a bigger threat than you

>>26794724
I want more.

>>26794724
Please make more and don't let the thread die

>>26794974
>>26795253

Workin' on it.

>You are Anon, otherwise known as the Shocker.
>Or, at least, the current incarnation of the Shocker, anyway.
>While the original wasn't that high on the threat list, he was at least that, a threat to be taken seriously.
>You, on the other hand? A mere shadow--no, not even that, a JOKE that no one takes seriously.
>Not for lack of effort, though. Every time you try a caper, something goes wrong, everyone but you laughs it off, and you're let off with a slap on the wrist.
>Still, you did manage to in the good graces of the Kingpin...somehow. Does he see some hidden potential in you? Or does he simply find you amusing, like all the rest? No one has the answer to that but him, and he has yet to be forthwith with it.

>And then there's your nemesis and girlfriend, Spiderwoman.
>You can't recall the reason why she decided to reveal her identity to you, but it was at that moment that you revealed yours as well.
>Why?
>For all that you disliked Spiderwoman, you loved Sunset Shimmer more. If she trusted you enough to reveal her secret, then why not trust her with yours?
>And then she laughed.
>You weren't exactly happy with how she handled your reveal, but she laughed off those protests too.
>And then she proceeded to fuck your brains out.
>Oh dear god, you can't even properly put into words how great the sex was.
>That spider ass, though. Mmph.
>Unfortunately for your career in crime, that took even more of a nosedive, as she persistently sought you out, and stopped you simply via promises of mind blowing intercourse. And you knew she was good for it. Hell, sometimes she would take you then and there, as if not caring who saw, somehow adding to the passion.

(Typing more in next post.)

>>26795355
That's hot

>>26795355

>And then she got the black costume.
>That fucking black costume.
>Simply put, she was freaking scary with it on.
>While she was simply content with seducing you before, she absolutely DEMANDED that you pleasure her.
>Hell, her webplay got into the high end spectrum of S&M.
>And your crotch. Oh, your poor, poor crotch.
>And then there was that one time you ran to a church, hoping to find sanctuary there.
>Somehow, she got even more scary.
>And you were stuck with the shitty electro blasters at the time.
>Oh, sure, she'd feel it, but they only made her more angry. And horny.
>With THAT costume on, you needed the gauntlets that fired vibrational air blasts. Technically, her suit's weak against SONIC vibrations, but those should be good enough. Rather, it would have to be enough, as you couldn't gather the materials to make a proper sonic vibration generator. But, as stated before, you're currently stuck with the gauntlets that fire electro blasts.
>Speaking of, your fellow super villain, Electro, isn't exactly lacking in power.
>Hell, you recall hearing that he once took down an entire S.H.I.E.L.D. carrier by himself!
>So why'd he puss out and just let Spiderwoman just do as she pleased at the meeting?
>Hell, practically every guy who was the Sinister Six was there, save Mysterio, but apparently he actually found someone willing to appreciate his talents, or some shit like that.
>Practically memorable villain on her roster there, and they just let her walk all over them.
>Apparently, she's scary to even them.
>Well, if you were going to get that damned suit off her, you wouldn't be able to rely on your "friends" for help.
>You'd have to go to hers.

>>26795668
So Shocker-non's objective is to get the black suit off sunset before she sexes him to death?I like it

I webbed all over myself
Wat do?

>>26795668
Love it and go on

IM SO HIGH, I CAN HEAR HEAVUUUUUUYUN
IM SO HIGH, I CAN HEAR HEVUUUUUUUYUN
WOAH BUT HEVUUUUN
NO HEVYUUN DON'T HEAR MEEEEEYEEEE
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
IM NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAYAIT
I'LL HOLD ON TO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES
WATCH AS THEY ALL FLY AWAAAAY

>>26795668

>One awkward team up with the Power Ponies, a visit to some eggheads to receive exposition and possibly a MacGuffin, a showdown of boyfriend and girlfriend's friends against girlfriend, and a surprising amount of collateral damage later, all of which this Anon couldn't be arsed to write out:

>You are the Shocker.
>You have been through hell trying to get that damn symbiote off of your girlfriend, and you're pretty sure you're suit's shredded as fuck beyond repair, but damn it, you've got your girlfriend back.
>Probably still a bit of a nympho, but at least it won't be as bad as before.
>God damn, who would've thought you could've charged your gauntlets to such ludicrous heights, allowing you to fire off an equally ludicrous blast, causing probably over a million or billions of dollars in damage.
>Honestly, it's a surprise that only your gauntlets blew up from that, and not your arms.
>Or every other part of you for that matter. Jesus fuck that blast was huge.
>Did one of the girls shield you from your own blast somehow? Speaking of, thank fuck they were around to more or less hold Sunset down, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to get away with the bullshit you just did.
>Focus, Anon. Check on your girl.
>You did just blast the ever living fuck out of her, after all.
>Oh thank fuck, she's still breathing, if the motion of her...chest is anything to go by.
>Shit, don't got anything to cover her with, and you've barely got enough to cover your own modesty.
>Thankfully, Rarity, seems to have a spare coat on hand.
>Where'd she hide that, anyway?
>Looks like the rest of the girls are finishing up sealing away that damn symbiote.
>Fucking symbiote making your dick raw.
>...Looks like they'll be taking her to a hospital, just to make sure she's alright.
>Can't blame 'em, even though you want to stay by her side.
>...On the plus side, at least you'll get street cred for blowing up Spiderwoman and a decent amount of the city.

And with that, I'm heading to bed. May or may not continue this tomorrow.

>>26796677
im enjoying this to much

>>26796709
Please do

>>26796709
Hoping for more and it's funny as hell

bump for green

>>26796585
SOMEONE TOLD ME
LOVE WILL ALL SAAAVE UUUUS
BUT HOW CAN THAT BE
LOOK WHAT LOVE GAVE UUUUS
A WORLD FULL OF KILLING
AND BLOOD SPILLING

>Spider blood
>Spider blood
>Radioactive spider blood

Sunset getting angry at a villain(Trixie or someone) for hitting on Shocker-Anon.

Ok

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>>26798880

And you've just given me an idea.

"Wait, you're a chick?!"
>"Yes, the grand Mysterio, maestro of the stage and captor of the audiences' hearts, is, indeed, of the fairer sex. Does that offend your senses?"
"Not really, it's just, well, a surprise to know that one of the guys I've been hanging out with on jobs is, well, a girl. Kind of a relief to be honest, considering I've been popping a boner around you at times...uh, wow. That last part just came RIGHT out."
>"The great and magnificent Mysterio shall take that as a compliment."
"That's...that's good. So, uh, why'd you reveal yourself, uh--"
>"Trixie. Trixie Lulamoon. And yes, Trixie IS aware that her name does sound similar to that of an exotic pole dancer, and will thank you NOT to bring that up."
"Noted."
>"As for why Trixie has revealed her identity to you...I shall be blunt. I wish for us to become what is known as 'boyfriend and girlfriend', along with all the benefits that entitles.
"You, ah, realize I'm dating Spiderwoman, right?"
>"Oh, quite! As a matter of fact, Trixie is also wanting to date you to piss her off--not that you aren't cute, mind--all is in accordance with the great and powerful Mys--Trixie's plans!"
"Okay, seriously, the suit's off her now, but do you REALLY want to piss her off by taking away her boy toy?"
>"Yeah, you really should give that some thought."
>"Ah, Trixie sees that her rival, Sunset Shimmer--yes, Trixie knows who you are under there, stop looking so shocked under that mask--has deigned to grace us with her presence."
>"I'm only going to say this once, Trixie: Stay away from my boyfriend."
>"Trixie is thinking on it...and the answer is 'no'."
>"...I am not giving him up without a fight."
>"Mysterio looks forward towards the competition to win his affections...Spiderwoman."

>>26799299
Nice. Here's another 2 ideas.
Sunset "kidnapping" Anon, not in his villain costume, at the middle of the day.
And Sunset having a sidekick/partner like Black Cat.

Ok

You think Sunset plans/bribes some of the villains to get to Anon. I mean if he gets kidnapped by Sunset, she would need to know were Anon is and whose working with him.

>>26799410
what about another hero trying to harm anon? e.g. punisher

>>26799868
I think Sunset would beat the hero, claiming that Anon is hers. The hero would take it out of context, in my opinion. Then sex has hot bondage se with Anon

>>26796677
more when?

>>26774926
>Night Embodiment

Feels good since Luna is my waifu.

Sunset and Anon explaining how they met to their guardians would be awkward

>>26774926
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Solidification
I REALLY AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOCKER

>>26799299
Nice

>THESHOCKER has entered the chat room
>THESHOCKER: ugh
>THESHOCKER: My diiiiiick
>Teh Rhino: Our hearts bleed for you.
>Teh Rhino: Ass.
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: Hey now, have some sympathy for the guy.
>Teh Rhino: Yer' only sayin' that 'cause 'yer girlfriend has a weird ass tail fetish.
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: Guilty as charged. :D
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: But anyway, what's eatin' ya, Anon? Spidergirl or whatever put on the black suit again?
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: please tell me it's not the last one
>THESHOCKER: Nah
>THESHOCKER: Apparently, Mysterio--who's a chick--took an interest in me as well, and the two of them more or less decided to have competitive sex with me to see who the better girlfriend is.
>ZapZap: Wait, Mysterio's a girl?!
>THESHOCKER:In retrospect, her chat handle really should have tipped us off.
>Teh Rhino: So, lemme get this straight:
>Teh Rhino: You're fucking not one, but TWO girls
>Teh Rhino: TWO.
>Teh Rhino: FUCK
>Teh Rhino: YOU.
>Teh Rhino: ...What's it like?
>THESHOCKER: Fuuuuck, that's like, asking the difference between night and day.
>THESHOCKER: Spidey's got that freaky web play going on, along with several positions a normal girl wouldn't be able to get into, stamina to go all night long, along with that fine ass.
>THESHOCKER: Mysterio? She, being a goddamn theatric, knows just how to pace it, build up the suspense, until finally, BOOM! The climax!
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: ...At the same time?
>THESHOCKER: No, thank fuck. My dick's barely hanging on as is!

(Continuing next post)

>>26801828

>The Great And Powerful Trixie has entered the chat
>RockYouLikeAHurricane: ...Sonovabitch, he's right! How the hell did none of us notice until now?!
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: I take it Anon blabbed about my "secret" identity.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: But to answer your question, it was all a matter of hiding in plain sight, and some misdirection.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Who would expect the most beautiful and talented of you would be a woman? Especially in what's effectively a boy's club?
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: No one, especially with some help from my voice modulator.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: That said...
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Anon, don't forget to meet up with me later for...well, Trixie hardly needs to say why, yes?
>THESHOCKER: But Trixiiiiiiieeee
>THESCHOKER: My diiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkk
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Too bad.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie: Bring lube as well.
>The Great And Powerful Trixie has left the chat
>THESHOCKER: :whimper:

>>26801885
kek

>>26801885
>>26801828
These are gr8

>>26801924
It would be hilarious if Venom was not obsessed with spiderwoman, instead she stalks anon mercilessly.

>>26802006
Who would wear the venom suit after Sunset then? Twilight? Starlight?

>>26801924
I think that filename is trying to tell us something

>>26801924
"My dick is scareroused."
>Then Shocker Anon died from Snu-Snu.

>>26801885
We need more of this and Sunset capturing him during a heist and meeting

Can a drawfag please draw a Sunset in her spider costume showing off her assests?

>>26803219
>This

>>26801885
Bump.
Oh and good green

Xd

>>26803219
We really need this. So here's a call for a drawfag

>>26803757
Yes. Please!

>>26774926

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Determination_Embodiment

the fact that am Spider-Woman's archenemy fills me with DETERMINATION

>>26767692
Would she be voiced by Rebecca Shoicet, or Josh Keaton?
Either would be good

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>>26804213
When she's being herself, Rebecca
As Spiderwoman, she uses a voice changer with Josh Keaton's voice coming out.
(OOH, IDEA TIME)
Ok writefags I got an idea for you.
Sunset fights crime as "The Spider"
With the voice changer and the way her costume is made, no one knows she's a girl
Then when one of her enemies catches her changing costumes, he finds out she's a girl, then slowly develops the hots for her

>>26804415
>Villain thinks he's gay before learning Sunset is a grill

>>26799299
I just realized that Shocker is getting laid more than me
Brb I have to die

>>26769576
I'll see what I can do.

Let's get spider-sunset trending
Spread the word

I wonder who would be the other heroes and villians? I can see AJ being Iron Fist and Discord as Kingpin.

>>26804581
GET HYPE

>>26804939
>implying it has to be only marvel based

>>26805016
I'm just thinking on the top of my head.

>>26775734
It takes time to keep your writing at a steady quality you know...I spend literal months plotting my greens. Tonight I'm making an exception, though. Expect some soon.

>>26805517
I want to cum inside you

>>26805701
...y-you too

>>26801885
more

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"You know, this is nice. Just a nice night out, hanging out, eating, and talking. No sex at all. Well, maybe a little sex afterwards."
>"Man, I kind forgot what it was like not being a complete nympho for you. This is actually pretty relaxing."
"...So, why do I get the feeling you have ulterior motives for this occasion?"
>"...Yeeaaah, I might've sold pictures of our sexual exploits while we were in costume to the Daily Bugle."
"I-you did WHAT?!"
>"I'm sorry, okay? Look, if it's any consolation, at the very least, Jonah really seemed to like them. Well, I think he did, if his laughter was anything to go by."
"Oh god..."

>>26806005
Probably thinks they are photoshoped

>>26806025

More like Jonah's got good shit to flame Spiderwoman with.

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>memewhile at DC

>>26806134

"To think! My arch nemesis, Super Sun, is none other than my girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer! Well, when I'm through with you--"
:insert amnesia kiss here:
"..Sunny? What are we--"
>"Lexyyyy, you didn't forget about our date tonight, did you?"
"Erm, of course not. Just...could have sworn I had an interesting thought..."
>"Well, it can't be as interesting as THESE."
"...No. No it isn't."

>Welcome to the universe where Lex Luthor is Superwoman's sugar daddy

>>26806318
Aaaaand lets get back to Spider-shim

>>26805517
That'll be nice, hope to see it soon

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Im sorry

>>26808054
For what?

If we could get a picture of Sunset as Spider-man/woman what outfit/costume would she have?

>>26808827
Ben Reilly costume

>>26809078
the red bodysuit with a blue shirt or the costume closer to Spiderman's design?

>>26809104
Closer to spiderman's design

>>26809126
Like the idea of Sunset in that than Spider-Woman's costume. Well that or Spider-Gwen.

Also We getting anymore green?

>>26769793

It was utterly retarded, Aunt may is older than the dinosaurs. She even explicitly told him she was ok with dying. And Peter proceeds to have such a huge breakdown he essentially emotionally blackmails Mary Jane into accepting the deal with Mephisto for him.

By all means i did not have any big attachment to marriage. But reducing Peter Parker to a weepy child was not the way to resolve the situation even if you had to get rid of it.

So what super heroines are the other girls?

My thoughts

Fluttershy is She-Hulk

Rarity is Dazzler or Jubilee

Rainbow Dash is Quicksilver

Applejack is Captain American

Twilight is Doctor Strange

I wonder how Sunset convinces Anon to stop his crimes?
>"You know I am wearing nothing except for this suit
"Stop it Sunset."
>"I can feel my hard nipples rubbing against the soft fabric."
"Not listening."
>"Too bad because this suit gets so hot and sticky sometimes I can feel my sweat running down from my back all the way to my butt."
"[Heavy breathing]"
>"If only a certain evil doer would stop this bank heist and help me get this sweaty suit off me I would be very grateful."
"Fine I'll stop."
>"I knew you would make the right choice sweetheart. Meet me at 8:30 and don't you dare be late."
>Spidy frees the hostages that are in the back room and web swings away
"Stupid sexy Sunset."

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>>26809616
Top fucking kek. We need to make SPidey Shimmer and Shocker Anon a thing. PLEASE.

Shocker Anon uses his mastery of vibrations to create a device that will tire out Spider-Woman with one blast so he will have time to rob banks

She loves it

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>>26809737
that's kinky

>>26809754

Am just surprised no one seems to have brought it up

Or the Shocker

You would think there would be a few jokes about that

>>26809737
We need a green of this ASAP.

Oh and a continuation with Sunset making Anon use it in the bedroom.

>>26769820
Niiice

After all this anime, I'm starving for media with women getting actually hit.

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Writing a green as I go along which is VERY abnormal for me, but we'll see how it goes....

>You look at your watch.
>10:29 p.m.
>...You’ve been here since lunchtime
>You sigh as you lean against the railing of the fire escape.
>Look on the bright side, Anon; if your sources are correct, then maybe you’ll see her.
>Or him.
>Not really sure; no good pictures exist of the “Spider-Woman” as they call it, but male eyewitnesses all report a distinguishing trait of him/her stated as:“THEM CHILD-BEARIN’ HIPS, GOOD LAWDY”
>The only information you yourself found was from paying a weird junkie-hobo guy who says that he sees someone swing from web out/inside of a sleazy house every night.
>He showed you the house and you’re now here watching from the distance.
>It would’ve been even better if he gave you a time other than “every night” and your faith in his words are honestly starting to dwindle rapidly.
>It doesn’t help that he’s notorious with official reporters as a liar who’ll say anything for some nice cash.
>Crazy homeless men were never reliable eyewitnesses, after all.
>They can and will say anything to get a quick buck.
>But goddamit you’re going to prove to J.J. you’re suitable to be employed as a photographer for him, and if that means paying a smelly hobo named Marc, then why the hell not?
>Marc the Hobo told you he saw her swing into the window of a house while he was on this fire-escape, but not just once….
>He claims he sees her here often.
>He was also certain it was a ‘she’ because of ‘dem hips.
>Man you better get to look at some nice hips, or all this waiting will be for nothing.
>You refocus to watching out for anyone swinging with web into a house.
>How someone would want to live in a house in this part of town is what’s confusing, too.
>You can see the entire neighborhood from up here and it’s kinda lousy looking.

>>26809737
Then he treats her to a nice dinner afterwards.

>>26809876
L-lewd...

>>26809830
>Like, there’s a bunch of gross apartments, old-as-fuck houses, and some dilapidated structures as well.
>This neighborhood was as clean as clean as a porta-potty and the roads are even dirtier.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwc-yWUfZ6w
THWIP!
>Wait, what?
>What was that?!
>You look at the direction of the sound and…
>...
>Holy shit!
>Yes!
>This is fucking it!
>There she is!
>From her wrist, she squirts out the weird strands of web that catch onto the buildings she cannot run on.
>And oh my god that is DEFINITELY a woman.
>She’s a good runner, and when she can she’s jumping--leaping--from rooftops with each jump being at least 20 feet.
>Like, holy shit.
>And host fast is this girl running?!
>Man, not even your car can run like this chick!
>...
>THE CAMERA!
>You hurriedly grab your camera bag, retrieve the camera itself, and put it on focus.
>Flash?
>It’s on.
>No more blurry pics after tonight, bitch!
>...Oh shit!
>She’s heading to the house!
>Hurry….hurry…
>1
>2
>3
>Say cheese!
>Click!
>She stops running mid-rooftop.
>You freeze as your heart thumps a billion beats a second.
>Did she notice?
>Oh god, she totally noticed…
>You stand, staring at her as she tries her best to look through the darkness of night to see where the flash came from.
>She turns back to original direction slowly.
>...You’re safe.
>Oh my god, wait until you tell Sunset about this...

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>>26801924
Ok everyone, I think we've answered what would happen if Sunset acquired the black suit
What would happen if she stumbled upon the Carnage suit?

>>26810035
she develops a sadism fetish?

>>26809616
Kek.

>>26809822

Shocker-Anon: "YOU THINK I NEED TO USE A TOY!"

>hours later

Shocker-Anon: "and... that's... zzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Spider-Sunset: > continues to have passed out from pleasure

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>>26809953
>Monday morning.
>Oh god.
>Mondays.
>Fuck Monday.
>In fact, fuck Monday harder than you want to fuck the girls at school.
>Ok, nothing deserves to be fucked /that/ hard…
>Hard like your dick.
>...Yeah, you just woke up, and the blaring sound of your alarm clock is really annoying.
>You turn it off.
>Much better.
>5:30 a.m.
>Yeah, it's time to get up.
>Sure it’s early, but you like early.
>Being early means you get to see Dad before he goes to work, having time to catch up on any other homework, and actually make a decent breakfast.
>Heading to the kitchen in your beloved robe and slippers, the floor creaks as much as your rusty joints.
>You really need to see a chiropractor or something.
>Entering the kitchen, you’re met with the view of Dad in his "thinking chair" at the table with a plate of sauerkraut.
>He has weird taste...
>You place your camera on the table and sit.
>He flips the paper.
>“Mornin’ Anon,” he yawns.
>You yawn too.
“Mornin’. Hey...what’s that article about?”
>He chuckles and rolls his eyes.
“Meh, just another picture of the ‘Spider-Woman’ everyone’s talking about. They say it’s the best pic yet, but…” He ruffles your morning hair, "...I have a feeling you’d take a better pic.”
“About that…”
>You smile smugly.
>“...No way.”
>You nod.
>He looks you in the eyes.
>“Show me.”
>You bring the camera up to him and view the taken photo of "Spider-Woman".
>He looks at you and smiles excitedly.
>"...I swear that you're the best mistake I've ever made."

Anybody reading yet?

>>26810061
>To this day the other villians do not know why Shocker calls it the 'wet noise'

>>26810086
I'm reading and it's good. Go on

>Sunset Shimmer
>Shocker-non
>Trixie
http://youtu.be/WIkH3V3wUiM

>>26810086
I am and...holy web that is a good art

>>26810086
yup. this shit is golden.

>>26810097

That was supposed to be the Shocker Not using it out of pride

But I guess I didn't write it well